@@orion6164 Depuis la défaite française de 1940, les américains (et d'autres pays occidentaux) se moquent régulièrement des français en disant qu'on hisse le drapeau blanc au moindre signe de danger. Le samurai en question s'étant rendu sans même sortir son katana, Zanny compare sa couardise avec celle attribuée aux français.
@@theemperorofmankind9023 there are more than one language. If somebody is bad at english it doesn't mean he is too young, maybe someone lives in greece and he is just a little bad at spelling in other languages.
@@theemperorofmankind9023 That person probably knows all the words you know, but in another language, plus all the English (no matter how broken) words they used to speak to you.
@@thomasjuniardi3559 apparently there was a man who survived both of those nukes and he traveled from one city to another. Man is literally an irl deadpool lmao
@@ao-hd5zz I just see a ton of other people making witty comments in other videos and I wanted to try, guess this is how it feels to be the nail that gets hammered back down
7:58 Leaves form the vine falling so slow like fragile tiny shells drifting in the foam Little soldier boy come marching home brave soldier boy comes marching home
"My Lord, don't go into the forests of Kashine. THEY'RE HAUNTED BY ANGRY SPIRITS..." "What do you mean ?" "Have you heard about the tragedy of Darth Logan Paul the Unwise ?" Vlogman
Dude each of Your jokes fit right on spot... And i laughed after a long time to a game commentary. The way you dub the scenes just gives it a totally funny perspective (or takes it away). I personally have very good emotional bond with Ghost of Tsushima, and i have listened to every single dialogue as if i was actually the protagonist myself was actually experiencing the scenes in real time. But man... After watching your commentary... It totally changed my previous emotional layer about the game. Good work
Zanny, for the longevity of your future PS5 content I really recommend not putting your console on the floor like that without a stand; long dog hair is the bane of fan circulation (speaking from experience).
@@gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 Between 1691 and 1700 there were 44 (I tried to find out so if it's wrong don't blame me) and during the Reign of Terror between the summers of 1793 and 1794 more than 50,000 people were killed, one third of this number died under the falling blade of the guillotine.
I know I'm late to watching this but it just came up randomly on my recommendation after I got done having a panic attack. And I have to say that the game and (especially) you zanny, have helped me laugh and calm down. Thank you so much
I'm a bit late to the party finding this video but I'm just so happy to hear you gush about how good the animation in this game is. It's such a beautiful game. It was nominated for so many awards but lost to the Last of Us Part II which was such a shame.
He's currently in the Philippines where the cost of living is cheaper and the USD has a lot of buying power. He's probably joking about crippling mortgages, but not about using the ad money to take care of his two dogs.
I'm not gonna lie, I cried during his child memories of his dying mother ... her pending mortality versus her undying love, that was really well written, that resilient frailty of the human condition ... bravo Sucker Punch, bravo. At first I thought this was just a triple A slasher game with really beautiful graphics and fluid gameplay ... I was wrong, this is a masterpiece.
It’s a Sony game. What did u expect. They basically make playable movies with fantastic story telling. Xbox should focus on multiplayer tbh that’s one thing Sony hasn’t dwelled much into and I don’t even think they shud.
Zanny: A painting you can play, that's their slogan Me: Ah, a fellow person of good taste (This is the most beautiful game I have ever played fr tho, glad to see another person appreciate that too)
Season VI is available to play In Conqueror’s Blade now! bit.ly/3bMqZf4 #ad
Have you seen the new Tourettes Guy Video?
Ur awesome...oh and hello from New Zealand
Tell us your username
Will you get god of war 4?
I doubt he reads these but if he does he needs to play BF2 it’s undead...
"Grandson of Genghis"
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Lol 😂
Lol
“Son of Genghis”
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
@@bageled_meme9867 bruh, he was the grandson not the son
"Grandson of Genghis"
Which one ?
"I'm very good at this game"
-the boast of Tsushima
indeed
this is fr the roast of tsushima
@@ur_a_gymbro_harrygotta make the most of Tsushima
Boss: Uses a move more than once
Zanny: The Download of Tsushima
The download: It has been 84 years
Boss: kills Zanny
Zanny: Omea Wa Mou Shindeiru
Boss:
@@williampringle4982 nani
Yea
100% Downloaded
"Countermeasures ready"
"Let's kick his ass"
"The music isn't helping"
Ah, yes. The Notes of Tsushima
Ah yes my favourite. The best of Tsushima
“I am Lord Sakai, care to join me for a meal?”
- the Host of Tsushima
This needs more attention:)
I laughed at this more than I should have
But, before we eat, we all participate in the Toast of Tsushima. Then we will feast on the Roast of Tsushima
@@Y0PPS LOL
this is the post of tsushima
Samurai: **surrenders**
Zanny: "So he was French the whole time, what a twist"
The real roast of tsushima
I'm French but that joke took me so much by surprise that I surrendered my wrath and submitted to laughter.
Holy shit, this blew up way more than I expected
@@Paludion J'ai pas la ref de la blague man jsuis largué
@@orion6164 Depuis la défaite française de 1940, les américains (et d'autres pays occidentaux) se moquent régulièrement des français en disant qu'on hisse le drapeau blanc au moindre signe de danger.
Le samurai en question s'étant rendu sans même sortir son katana, Zanny compare sa couardise avec celle attribuée aux français.
“Musket if your American”. Even his ads are funny.
That is what makes hes money
And knife or dagger if your British
@@emperorarkoos2919 shank
Emperor Arceus tea cup
@@halostormx7827 every csgo knife ever
Fun fact: Khotun Khan was actually played by the same guy who played Attila The Hun in Night At The Museum
Khotun is big daddy
Fun fact: Jin Sakai was actually played by the same guy who played zoro in the one piece dub
@@MysticFz no he wasn’t lol
@@uchihaboy3841 Japanese one bro
Bro ... I thought i saw him in some movie.. nice
zanny starts rapping: the flows of Tsushima
The bars of Tsushima
for some reason i read it as raping instead of rapping
what have i become
@@ThatOneKate I mean it’s not too inaccurate
EXHIBIT A: 8:53
He starts telling everyone of his amazing rap-skills: boasts of Tsushima
All these compliments: the toasts of Tsushima
Zanny playing Ghost of Tsushima*
Everyone: “This is where the fun begins”
You mean "the fun of Tsushima"
Funny thing is that this looks a lot like Jedi fallen order
I was literally laughing hysterically out of happiness,
My mom got really concerned.
Yesssss
Next up: Zan-Man will finally play Miles Morales and Spider-Man ps4. At long last.
Stealth: Exists
Doesnt make any Evening Swan references:
Because the Evening Swan never comes when expected.
@@AnakinFury only when unexpected
@@AnakinFury that's what she said
"I surrender im sorry!"
"Aight so he was french all along"
The Roast of Tsushima
I remember that Quest, Bro was pretending to be a Samurai to impress some chicks
@@Yoda2422bro was pretending to be YOU which is the funniest part
@@Kb.69420 This spoiler caught me by surprise. Now I gotta know where this sidequest is
When he blew up the mongols:
“The Toast of Tsushima”
Lmao, perfect
When we saw the dogs:
Doge of tsushima
14:00 "The Scream of Tsushima"
The Roast of Tsushima
@teampureZz eats breakfast
"The other toast of tsushima"
Whenever he’s doing the stealth, he should be known as the “Swan of Tsushima” lol
Swan of Tsushima, sneaking on the bad guy’s *LAWN* of Tsushima.
@@master0fthearts894 and hanging on the ledges shall be known as the ledges of Tsushima
I agree
They need to add a swan fighting form
Killing= SPIDER OF TSUSHIMA
Main character: *speaks*
Zanny: “the voice of Tsushima”
🤣
@@reh-d8t The laugh of tsushima
@@comrademoshi1028 the comment of tsushima
@@Thetravelingmonke the reply of tsushima
@@comrademoshi1028 the comrade of Tsushima
I've watched this playthrough a ton of times , I'm glad I've gotten the Most of Tsushima
I see what you did there
“I have mastered this combat.”
“T O Y O T A”
Hahahahha good for you i have buy it.It was so nice game for me i never liked games before .but this was a
MASTERPIECE Ahhahhaha.
@@arjanberisha6703 not to be rude or anything but judging by your spelling you don’t have a console for playing the game.
@@theemperorofmankind9023 pls forgive me im from europe emm i dont now english wery well☺☺
@@theemperorofmankind9023 there are more than one language. If somebody is bad at english it doesn't mean he is too young, maybe someone lives in greece and he is just a little bad at spelling in other languages.
@@theemperorofmankind9023 That person probably knows all the words you know, but in another language, plus all the English (no matter how broken) words they used to speak to you.
Zanny: *Plays Ghost of Tsushima*
Zanny two seconds later: *starts talking weeb*
anata yowatte iru anata no awarena haishadesu
@@fruitxyikes260 Toyota.
@@hotasianboi2 nani?
God damn weebs
@@fruitxyikes260 Yamaha
“The only way to beat a legion of trained samurai is with an AR-15.” -Sun Zoo
Totally wrong
"The only way is with orbital bombardment "
-Zun Soo
@@ok9_5788 well, i mean it technically happen in WW2.............
Nah... Last time need two nukes to defeat them🙄
@@thomasjuniardi3559 apparently there was a man who survived both of those nukes and he traveled from one city to another. Man is literally an irl deadpool lmao
@@AveChristusRex.. it's hard to believe but that actually happened. That man might be an actual god xd
Jin:"We are 80 samurai against an army"
Zanny: "You will be fine I have seen 300"😂
He literally made every ... Of Tsushima joke and when he was talking about ghosts he missed it. My life is ruined
Guess you can say Zanny got the Most of Tsushima
@Nobody Fr
@@goddhoward7009 😱
@@goddhoward7009 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@goddhoward7009 💀
Nobody:
Zanny in high school: Teacher, all your questions are completely downloaded. I shall complete this test on hard difficulty.
@@austingole4861 no, why reply the joke was good enough, fucking ruined the joke
@@ao-hd5zz there you go, deleted, happy now?
@@austingole4861 cool
@@ao-hd5zz I just see a ton of other people making witty comments in other videos and I wanted to try, guess this is how it feels to be the nail that gets hammered back down
@@austingole4861 yep
“I want a next gen console”
Scalpers- I miss the part where that’s my problem
Zanny definitely got it from a scalper or used bots
7:58
Leaves form the vine
falling so slow
like fragile tiny shells
drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy
come marching home
brave soldier boy comes marching home
RIP, Mako…
“So he was french the whole time, what a twist”
-zanny 2021, roast of Tsushima.
This deserves more likes
@@AshtonAU no not anymore he's at 69
@@Wycoolp The Funni of Tsushima
@@Wycoolp redditor
@@wisewigga7129 alot of people that watch these videos are redditors zanny also has a subreddit that he posts on and comments on other posts
"Mitsuuuubishiii" : I laugh a little
"TOYOOTAAA" : laughing violently*
I almost died when he said Mitsubishi
It's Scary Movie all over again
5:56
*Eats breakfast*
Zanny: The toast of tsushima
*Takes a shit*
Zanny: The piss of Tsushima
@@ddomenicoeeziommancini doesn’t make any sense
@@joegunner1247 I tried
Goes to Comedy Central:
The roast of tsushima
1:12 look there goes the arrow of Tsushima
"They really set the atmosphere for this one." This one statement pretty much sums up the entire game. Absolutely gorgeous.
I was literally thinking yesterday if Zanny ever played Ghost of Tsushima
Law Of Manifestion.
@@Delicashilous isn't it called the tulpa effect?
Same
I also commented on a vid of his if he could get a PlayStation and play it. I knew he’d be into it just based on how he plays video games
@@Delicashilous Manifest Of Tsushima
"My Lord, don't go into the forests of Kashine. THEY'RE HAUNTED BY ANGRY SPIRITS..."
"What do you mean ?"
"Have you heard about the tragedy of Darth Logan Paul the Unwise ?" Vlogman
GOLD
"Its not a story the algorithm would tell you"
Is there a way to learn this power?
When Zanny is doing a stand off:
“Two Souls of Tsushima”
Dude each of Your jokes fit right on spot... And i laughed after a long time to a game commentary. The way you dub the scenes just gives it a totally funny perspective (or takes it away).
I personally have very good emotional bond with Ghost of Tsushima, and i have listened to every single dialogue as if i was actually the protagonist myself was actually experiencing the scenes in real time. But man... After watching your commentary... It totally changed my previous emotional layer about the game.
Good work
“Hey... *I got a PS5*
...I still don’t know how to flirt”
10/10
Zanny, for the longevity of your future PS5 content I really recommend not putting your console on the floor like that without a stand; long dog hair is the bane of fan circulation (speaking from experience).
The bane of tsushima
"I'm not a weeb I just play For Honour"
*Yes, but actually no*
Next video title: “I bought a PS5 Pro just to be bad at Ghost of Yōtei”
“Since I had to read Sun Tzu.” He’s one of us
When I played this game and I heard sun tzu I was like zanny has to play this shit🤣🤣
I *wanted* to read it ,and it's actually pretty good
Game: [mentions Sun Tzu]
Zanny: _you have entered the comedy zone_
The Comedy of Tsushima
“Like this game better that red dead”
*cowpokes crying in the corner “TaKe Me HoMe CoUnTrY rOaD”
Shut up Micah
@@goosegame3857 hes more of a bill Williamson lol
Both games are legendary but what rdr2 did was just so realistic and rich in detail.
@@luizito1269 I meam imo rdr2 is better but both are 10/10 for me
@@samisha5834 i completely agree with you. Rdr2 has to be on of the best video games of all time. Truly in a class of it's own.
14:58
“collateral!”
aha yes, the Crimes of Tsushima
“Grandson of Ghengis” yea that doesn’t exactly make you one of a kind
Lmao
Even being the son of ghengsis doesn't make you special
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
"It's the coast of Tsushima"
You made my night time
Zanny, you liked my comment and now you also made my tomorrow👍🏻
Yuna : *Taka Will Forge Whatever Tool You need, as Soon as He's Free.*
Zanny : *Hm, il Need an Ar-15*
Where else do you think Glock Saint Ishin got his strap?
14:56
Zanny: wait they have civilians. As a man of honour I can not-
Zanny 2 seconds later: CoLaTeRaL
Zanny: "Is the death part mandatory?"
Japan: _"It's the best part!"_
Racist, you think Americans dont love the death penalty
@@gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 Think about the French, they apparently had so many guillotines before execution was abolished.
@@garlicmayo-nee8126 america has the electric chair, a far worse device
@@gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 Between 1691 and 1700 there were 44 (I tried to find out so if it's wrong don't blame me) and during the Reign of Terror between the summers of 1793 and 1794 more than 50,000 people were killed, one third of this number died under the falling blade of the guillotine.
@@gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 i yes racism against Japanese people that makes sense.
"too much for honor"
Zanny: roman of tsushima
any amount of For Honor is too much For Honor
The real Ghost of Tsushima was friends of Tsushima we made along the way of Tsushima.
Darth Maul?!?!?!
How’s your legs?
Oh my god, its darth maul of tsushima
@@notthevirginmothers4201 The Sith of Tsushima
I know I'm late to watching this but it just came up randomly on my recommendation after I got done having a panic attack. And I have to say that the game and (especially) you zanny, have helped me laugh and calm down. Thank you so much
Zanny: Gets PS5
Me: Dies of happiness.
(now Zanny must do a Spider-Man PS4 video!)
A Miles Morales too.
If not, there'll be a riot
@@gargy1585 amen.
Dies of sadness
and God of War
@@attackfleed1301 the ps4 and xbox r equals my friend ,both good ,both have pros and cons.
The moment he had to choose a horse the flashbacks of "Choose wisely" ran through my head.
**KaZandra PTSD intesifies**
“Ah I can’t wait for dinner to be ready.”
*The Roast of Tsushima*
I'm a bit late to the party finding this video but I'm just so happy to hear you gush about how good the animation in this game is. It's such a beautiful game. It was nominated for so many awards but lost to the Last of Us Part II which was such a shame.
“We are eighty samurai, against an army.”
Its okay Ive gone against 4 light spamming orochis in one match.
You are a god among men
You say that but I've seen much more op shit in for honor as a orchid main I'm offended (I don't spam though)
Is it possible to learn this power
I once seiged a castle with 40 men against 400 men and won no joke
@@Sillycinder is it possible to learn this power
zanny: "Oh, I can choose my horse."
Me: *Flashbacks to Assassin's Creed Odyssey*
"Choose wisely!"
CHOOOSE WISELYYYYY
More like Red Dead Redemption 2
EVERYBODY BENEFITS
"I will use the ad money to pay my rent, im about to evicted."
*Continues to casually explain the ad 🤣
5:17 Fabio just wants to die as zanny goes insane
Aged like fine milk
F
Zanny: I'm going to do side quests now, i fear there's an ending
'The Goals of Tsushima'
“Spank them and flank them” -Sun Tzu The Art of War
You watch tank fish?
@@noctorr weird guy of Tsushima
Yuna: “Taka can craft any tool.
Zanny: “Nuclear launch codes”
"you know I have a PS5, I still don't know how to flirt..." - keep it up, you've made my day!
"Shine!"
-Im not a weeb
-I just play a lot of for honor
They got us in the first half ngl
Shinei*
@@treadmill3889 No he was correct, it’s 死ね read as shine.
@@ontheymonday and I thought Armis Umbra was a fucking weeb
@@coltonbates629 "There's always a bigger fish."
The troll of tsushima
6:28 “i have mastered the combat, Toyota”
I can’t anymore 😆
Everyone: how many photos of Peter Parker do you want in your thumbnails
Zanny: yes
6:06 macaroni grass😆😆😆
15:09 "game of the year has to be.....oww" yes i feel that too zanman
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if zanny is being serious when it comes to the ad money
I mean most UA-camrs don’t make a whole lot of money so this could be serious
He's currently in the Philippines where the cost of living is cheaper and the USD has a lot of buying power. He's probably joking about crippling mortgages, but not about using the ad money to take care of his two dogs.
@@kloonst
And pay for console multiplayer
“I wonder what’s inside”
IT BETTER BE ANOTHER PUPPY ZANNY
We love you, Zanny! Keep doing what you do🙌🏽🔥
0:04 maybe thats why they’re so hard to get, he’s just eating them all
Yes I see but someone got robbed for a ps5
“Musket if you’re American” -Zanny
Me looking at outdated school supplies 🤨
Underrated comment
"the roast of tsushima"
to be real with ya, i didn't see that one coming
I'm not gonna lie, I cried during his child memories of his dying mother ... her pending mortality versus her undying love, that was really well written, that resilient frailty of the human condition ... bravo Sucker Punch, bravo. At first I thought this was just a triple A slasher game with really beautiful graphics and fluid gameplay ... I was wrong, this is a masterpiece.
It’s a Sony game. What did u expect. They basically make playable movies with fantastic story telling. Xbox should focus on multiplayer tbh that’s one thing Sony hasn’t dwelled much into and I don’t even think they shud.
Mastapiece of Tsushima
The mother of Tsushima
And the masterpiece of Tsushima
"Roman, now that's not a name I've heard in a long time. A long time."
Zanny’s channel is the only one where I don’t skip the promotions. I just love to hear that voice.
8:36 The 3-point saber combo is too powerful for the Folks of Tsushima
0:21
the mongol empire is invading our home.
we are eighty samurai against an army.
the weather: i got you fam
All the jokes used in this video were the
"Jokes of Tsushima"
He sold his soul to the wheel to get a Ps5.
*"A small price to pay for salvation"*
Zanny: Buys a PS5
Everyone: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ZANAKIN
Oh, i thought it's ps 5...
@@LOREntz013 lmao my brain smol
@@adelaidecruse2145 So is my brain... I thought your name is zane curse... lol...
You were supposed to destroy the play station not join them
Taka will forge whatever tool you need, as soon as he is free.
Zanny: Mmmh. I'll need an AR-15.
Me: I wish. Wrong timeline bud.
“I’m only ending your suffering cause I get something out of it” -Zanny 2021
He managed to obtain the rarest treasure
I have one
@@i_am_a_brick_7119 I have one two
@@Kovalov112 but is it rare?
More than Rare *L E G E N D A R Y*
Yes, Ghost of Tsushima is indeed a rare Treasure of a Game. Only the fewest Games since PS4 have this Quality of Greatness.
“i have this crippling fear the game has an ending” 😂😂
Zanny: A painting you can play, that's their slogan
Me: Ah, a fellow person of good taste
(This is the most beautiful game I have ever played fr tho, glad to see another person appreciate that too)
10:45 As a frensh guy I can say that this is outrageous, it's unfair...
Well you can blame history on that one
The Evening Swan has managed to steal the greatest treasure of all
Friendship
When Kirin doesn’t get a commercial break “Because of obi-wan?”
Yo I don’t get it lol
@@leormz9497 it’s prequel memes
Oh on mustafar haha , low key don’t make sense bro ,no hate
@@leormz9497 course it does just imagine
"Because of Miro-san?"
5:05 I got an ad as soon as Zanny said “and my a-“
Same
Same
When he doesnt play God of War after getting a PlayStation:
Disappointment of Tsushima
Conspiracy theory about Zanny: he’s really just Toby maguire with a really good voice modifier
The voice of Tsushima
Nobody:
Zanny: You know I am something of a poet myself.
14:24 Jin and Zanny has been put into a Genjutsu.
"Hey, you know I have a PS5, and I still don't know how to flirt"
That hit me hard
1:27
Us: you were killed?!
Zanny: sadly yes.....but I LIVED!
15:28 The Toast of Tsushima
2:38 how to know when you have played too much For Honor
Step 1: Open For Honor
Step 2: Congratulations, you have played too much For Honor
Samurai: Go break their spirits.
Mongol: Ha ha, samurai go woosh.
The roast of Tsushima
4:53 into it and already got me creasing, 'tis but a scratch' aha the way you do shit man, no one else like it. brilliant edits
13:36 “I don’t see the big deal” body’s hanging from tree
I missed the part where that's my problem...
@@tech-on_cappuccino4797 if only Logan Paul didn't think the same thing