RockinRobin Gaming LITERALLY WHAT I SAY. my math teacher last year was like “we have 3 steps for when you have a question” 1) use your resources 2) ask a peer 3) ask the teacher. one day she gave us a test to do over spring break, you know 75% of the kids cheated, me included, i wasn’t cheating i was “using my resources”
"stitches get stitches"????? SUCKEE! THAT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!! Its "Snitches get stitches" And it's supposed to be bitches, not bitch. (Not to be a smart ass but... stuff like this just makes me shiver :3)
I use to record Spanish verbs and translations on my ipod and then listen to them during tests and quizzes as we were allowed to listen to music in class ;)
Daniel Malone JR. Oh I know that. Mine had Apple Macs and Smart Box but "didn't have the mony" for more than a dozen books in one class. Kind of frustrating.
Tests be like: Johns dog is 30 pounds. If his dog starts photo synthesizing, what is the distance between earth and the sun if two trains are going 30 km?
"We do these tests because you may need them in future daily life" 1) I ain't doin algebra while I'm eatin my apple bro. 2) Dude, there are tests where we can use calculators. Just carry one around and ya won't need brains. 3) I can just walk into work one day with my friend Mr. Google.
Mostly everyone carries a super scientific calculator with them at all times. Even an Ipod has a built in scientific calculator and the power of knowing anything from The Master Google.
Istari Pallando We used to have tests where we needed to use calculators in most of the questions to prove we could use them. Simple kind of questions to prove you can use a calculator correctly. We haven't had any so far in this year though, so I see your point :P
"It's not cheating it's giving yourself a successful advantage, like a BOSS!" This is gonna be the excuse I tell my teacher if I ever decide to cheat and get caught.
BountyHunterClownPrince813 actually for me A LETS CELEBRATE B GREAT JOB C GOOD JOB D Okay F Hey buddy study harder next time okay now lets go and get some ice cream
Is the American system like different or something, I'm from Australia, and a 76% is a b? 🙄 My particular school is: 49% and lower: D 50%-64%: C 64%-78%: B 78%-100%: A... 😳
I'm Nigerian so.... A- Okay good B- You can do better C-Solemn faces of disappointment, long lectures, forced to study D- Whooping F- Dragged to church to exorcise the demons causing me to get a F
Logan Yee that sad but I don't go to the extreme w my kids I am sure your parents we're preparing u for a better life u👀how this " world 🌎 is better is away better
my parents: A- you're meant to get that B- wtf you disgrace to the human race C- where's the nearest orphanage? D or lower- i wouldnt be here to type it
I did always have fun circling the wrong answers on multiple choice tests when someone was obviously cheating off of me. Change the answers in the last 5 minutes, and BOOM! Justice is served.
First F : "Dang U Dumb Son!!" Second F : "Wow! SMH" Third F : "ROTF LOL!!" "See u in Summer school hommie" Finally A+ : "This is your 5th A+ in a row! *Fist tap!" LMAO XD
Lee Animations You are a huge fucking moron. You're probably the kid who never studies, complains about tests, and gets mad if your friends don't let you copy off of them.
I used to be the person who would reluctantly let people cheat off me in most classes, but at like the end of the senior year I don't know what came over me....But I was like,"Back.The.Fuck.Off." and they'd be like "Bitch, I'ma fail the class now" "Shush. Child can't you see I'm trying to ace this test, goodbye." and I was known as the home wrecker for the last week or so. Viva La Revolución!
one to e in third grade a kid next tomewrote a tiny piece of paper saying whts the answers to this and this and when we got our feedback we had the same answers and mistakes! nobody thought it was suspicious or weird!
through out freshman year everyone made a deal that if you bought them lunch you could cheat of them for a week. best 120 bucks iv'e ever spent in one year
Squidward Tentacles bruh no one spells i’ve when they are commenting on a video like who cares about spelling when its not a test or homework and stuff?
Nightenda hi can u tell me how u did that exactly? I hate when I’m in class and everyone just come up to me and started cheating. It’s so annoying, but I’m to nice to say no
As a kid, I was one of those people with horrible handwriting. Literally. It's because when I was younger, people knew I was very smart and got every question right. So they cheated on me, and I didn't realize until some guy made it obvious by turning his head exactly 90 degrees and looking down at my paper. I was so angry, that I wrote down the rest of the answers on the paper as fast as lightning. I must have caused trouble for my poor teacher, trying to comprehend my chicken scratches. That's when I realized, I could speed through tests more easier if I didn't give a second thought of my handwriting. My handwriting is all over the place, not in the lines, big and small dilating words everywhere. You get the idea. No one ever cheated on me again, and if they tried to, chances are I would give them a death glare.
My handwriting is exactly like yours. I'm always scolded by my parents cause they think it's easy to change your handwriting just like that. Nobody ever cheated on my tests, even though I was the smartest kid. I'm assuming that'll change next year.
One girl in my class decided to write down all the wrong answers on the test And then when I turned my test in she wrote down the correct answer and I got a D
My parents: A= Wow! What little gift you want ? B= Ok, try better! Get to studying C= GET TO STUDYING! ITS THAT PHONE THAT BE DISTRACTING YOU * takes phone * D = * yells * * talks about how I won't be successful * * no internet * F = * Goes to my ass's funeral *
A= Amazing you did a great job B= Beautiful work but not Amazing C= Could do more D= Did you even try? F= FAILURE, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! YOU GONNA WORK AT A MCDONALD'S!
In elementary I found the test answer key and when the class (and teacher) left the room I copied the answer key in my notebook. When we took the test I aced it.
This shit makes me so nostalgic. Made me feel better about myself in having to do what I had to do to get highschool done lol. SwooZ made me feel no shame . I graduate on Sunday LETS GOOOOOO .
I never studied and I get good grades. All I do is listen at school. I mean it's better to listen at school than to have to study at home. And for homeworks I do them at school to during classes because I finish everything before everyone else so I do my homework and I can do whatever I want at home
Mr Insane Gremlin Same like my moms friend was coming over and at 3:13 the door bell rang from his video and my house doorbell rang at the same time I was like “BOIII”
Watched this video for the first time when it was like 5 or 6 and watched this before every school year which I still do. Thought I was prepped for high school Tomorrow is my first day of freshman year Thanks for the help swoozie. Watched your stuff for like a decade still do
@@Sombersairfryer you caught me literally the day before my sophomore year, lmao. Came back to rewatch this to refresh myself and here we are again. Some things never change
I'm black and in my house.. Dis is how ma grades go A+: yay!! *2 min later they forget* A: still an A B+: Do better B: k now u need to stop dis shiz C-F: NO JUST NO GET OUTTA MA SIGHT
A- yay ain't I'm so proud B- stop making stupid mistakes C- no more phone D- no electronics for life F- giant lecture about studying that slowly moves to equality I don't want that lecture
My mom and dad: A: Great job! We're proud of you! B: Nice job! C: There's always room for improvement... D: C'mon, you're better than that! My parents are pretty chill with grades 😃
I'm one of those students who never has to study and always get's an A+. A lot of people hate me for this and I get why. For some people it's hard to get an A and have to study for weeks while some are like me, never studying.
I am one of them peeps too, I like to cheat and help my friends tho, but i can NEVER risk helping them get the whole test right! Man i even have trouble sometimes but, i am from the hood and sometimes get into MUDDAFUCKING FIGHTS OVER A CIGGARETTE HIT THAT WE STOLE FROM OUR PARENTS! MMMMMmmmmmMMMM Them Grape cigarillos
A+ - Amazing, so proud of you. A - You could do better. B - You need to try to get straight A's. C - Im dissapointed. D - What the fuck is this? Explain this to me. F - I hope you are wearing thick pants, you little shit.
The one big thing we all learn in school is how to succeed in spy missions. I haven't gotten to the point I resort to cheating but have seen so many different style of cheating it is impressive what us kids learn. Lol.
+Victoria Leguizamon I'm the exact opposite, I do all of my work quickly then just lay back in my chair and don't give a damn if the whole class copies my answers. I naturally write rather large too.
na, i'd be exactly like the answer key because they can put both the test and the key side by side so that grading the papers would be quicker, my 10th grade language arts teacher used to do that, and i think she still does too
Alice Phantom There's always a 100% successful way to cheat. Before every test, the teacher will explain every answer in detail to you. It may seem cryptic, but if you actually listen and ignore your facebook for 5 minutes, you'd be given all the answers. Sometimes, the teachers even let you cheat so much that they give you a book to read the answers from again, up to a week prior to the test!!
So you're assuming that I cheat? .-. I can't even check my facebook from my phone. (I don't have internet on it.) I do listen to my teachers unlike some other kids. >.>
How dutch parents think about grades: 10: OH MY GOD YOU ARE AMAZING 9: Awesome! You deserve a present! 8: Very well done, kid. 7: It's great, but if you'd studied harder, it could have been an 8 or 9. 6: That's okay for now, but try to put some more effort in it next time, okay? 5: Come on, you're a smart kid... Right? 4: You know you can do better. 3: We need REALLY to talk about your grades... 2: Did you even study?! 1: Get out of my house. RIGHT F*CKING NOW.
***** You know what they say, right? The ends justify the means. It doesn't matter how you win, as long as you do win. Your scenario was just the ends justifying the means. If I am a winner in my eyes, and other people's eyes, that's good enough for me/
RandomHelpingGuy do you think engineers who cheated their way thru college are winners? no because if their projects harm anyone they go to prison. engineers cannot cheat. college students cannot cheat. professional athletes cannot cheat. the only way someone will ever actually get away with cheating is if their end result requires no actual effort. so if you think it's good enough for you, remember this: The end result you obtained means nothing. or possibly time in prison... your choice dipshit
This happens ALL The time for me! I start a test, and see everybody blazing through all the questions and such, they're on say question 10, and im still on question 3. Either way I still get a great grade, but its a horrible feeling.
I feel you. I literally cheat like...way worse than Swoozie. I listen in class, I study for it, then I have no clue wtf I'm reading. It's like...alphabet soup.
jillian mason I FUCKING KNOW THEY ARE LIKE HEY IM THE SMART ASIAN KID LET ME JUST FUCKIN BASICALLY CRUMBLE MY PAPER UP AND TURN IT, HEY LOOK AT ME I FINISHED BEFORE YOU AHAHAHAHA!
One more tip: if you have a bff in your class when you're testing and they sit near you, tap your pencil for the number that you're stuck on, and have them tap once for A, twice for B, and so on. I do this with my bffl and it works every time :3
***** Then that's the education systems fault, but I think you just don't learn what they teach you in the class themselves. I've had a couple of my friends (Same class) say that the teacher doesn't teach the course, then they come out with poor grades while I always hit the A's. I think you just don't learn it, most likely it's your fault rather than the teachers. If there are people in your class doing very well, then it ain't the teachers fault.
When I study I read I single page then I then i wait till the next day and read another page no I do not memorize it just read and this repeats till the test
Honestly, if youre just good at memorization, then paying attention in class is enough to not have to study. If one of my teachers prepares a really interesting topic for class I almost always just ace the test without ever looking over it again because I payed so much attention.
All I hear in school is: Bish whet Bring that azz here boi 9+10 Ebola Ebola Ebola..... Bobby shmurda Kingbach Minecraft Lego Ebola ebola ebola.........
Teachers call it “Cheating”
We call it “Teamwork”
Good one
Sweet•Melodies💫 My English teachers calls it Teamwork
Yup
right
Yeah they do teach us teamwork in school so.....
Who just randomly thought about watching this whole series again
Me watching rn 😵💫
lol fax
@@DrezzyMedia24 sameeee😶🌫️
Me
Me
You can give me 100 years to study for the test, and I'll still study the night before.
Lili StoneHeart SAMEEEEEEEE I won't study at all I be like I got this and usually I still get an A
You can give me 100 years to study for a test I will wait till the last minute or not study at all and if I do I would study for a few minutes
Me too
Lili StoneHeart me too
Yaaas
As my friends would always say...
"Im not cheating. Im using my resources"
RockinRobin Gaming LITERALLY WHAT I SAY. my math teacher last year was like “we have 3 steps for when you have a question” 1) use your resources 2) ask a peer 3) ask the teacher. one day she gave us a test to do over spring break, you know 75% of the kids cheated, me included, i wasn’t cheating i was “using my resources”
Literally what my choir teacher said.
I needed to take a music class alright, and I was NOT going to take band or orchestra
Middle school ._.
Fr bro, that was my exact excuse too
I love how in middle school Josh ratted him out, but in High school he let him in on the cheating.
"My hood neva let me be no h8tr"
Raven X that's what I said
well he did say his thug levels had gone down so maybe he forgave him?...... Nah
Raven X right?
I know right? I would've left his ass in the dust
josh snitched on you cheating in middle school but cheats wit u in high ?
Xactly
Juho Park It's because he's not cheating on him
Juho Park tbh if I was swoozie I would fucking knock his teeth out snitches get stitches bitch and he's supposed to be his best friend
"stitches get stitches"????? SUCKEE! THAT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!! Its "Snitches get stitches" And it's supposed to be bitches, not bitch. (Not to be a smart ass but... stuff like this just makes me shiver :3)
*-sus-*
I use to record Spanish verbs and translations on my ipod and then listen to them during tests and quizzes as we were allowed to listen to music in class ;)
CHEATER!!
Just kidding I would look at my text book during lunch for answers because it was in the middle of Spanish class
+Bloodyravenheart13 This must be a fuc*ing joke! A teacher can't be THAT stupid! Right, right?
Daniel Malone JR. Oh I know that. Mine had Apple Macs and Smart Box but "didn't have the mony" for more than a dozen books in one class.
Kind of frustrating.
+Isabella Fire Teachers in white majority states in america are.
I DID THAT TOO IN SPANISH ahhh good times good times
That's actually genius. You deserve that grade.
Ye
I’m like #123
Yes
Math:
Normal lessons: 2 + 2 = 5
Tests: Paul's dog is 1 meter long. How much does Paul's dog weigh?
+Regmation lmfao = 5? hahaha
***** It's a joke bro...
Regmation really now?
Do you really believe that a human past the 4th grade could be this stupid?
GarchompUnited look up "world star questions" and "if your going 80 mph"
Isn't Josh the same one that had a hissy fit and snitched on you for cheating in middle school?
Init that's what I thought
Yes i was
KilllKB ikr
Yes
Who cares they're still friends
You let Josh in on your cheating operations? Josh, the same guy who snitched on you for cheating off of him? You sure are generous, lol.
6235river No, that was Mark, not Josh.
Ikr lol
Jep R0x first of all this was before all that, second... did you just say “told on”?
I mean, when you're talking about gradeschool, "told on," is a reasonable phrase to use.
Plus Josh got the free ride
Me: study all week F-
My Friend: doesn’t study A+
I'm that A+ friend, I'm sorry
i deal with that same problem wit
I'm sorry, I never study but get the highest grade is the class lol
I’m the friend
Im the friend
I hate it when you guess and then it says explain your answer..
+Lightless Sun so true
+Lightless Sun ikr
***** OMG I HATE YOU. (Not actually) Lucky....
+Lightless Sun Yea
Same in math
have you ever cheated and got a higher grade then that person
Have ever cheated and still failed😂
@@kohpeaks776 nope
Vxp Sosa yepppp I feel u vro 😂
It happened to me, but they cheated off me and got a higher grade.
Yep
im the one that turns the paper toward you so you can read it easier. school is hard.
God bless you! The world needs more people like you/us lol 😂
We need more people like you omg
Vote Lexi Hollard for president! #voteforlexi
+Mary Pan agreed
This gurl right here should be the first female president in Murica.Fuq Hillary
It’s not cheating.
ITS BEING SMART
A- Amazing
B- Borderline Average
C- Crap
D- Disgraceful
E- Evicted from the house
F- Flipping burgers at McDonalds
+Brandon Animations theres no E lol
+Emj 05 in my school there is
Brandon Animations
oh, okay lol
What's E like 65?
I once got a 'B'...... (In the SATS) WWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! liek if u cri evritim
Tests be like:
Johns dog is 30 pounds. If his dog starts photo synthesizing, what is the distance between earth and the sun if two trains are going 30 km?
Lol yes 😂😂😂
Omfg lol
I actually died laughing pretty acurate
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4
"We do these tests because you may need them in future daily life"
1) I ain't doin algebra while I'm eatin my apple bro.
2) Dude, there are tests where we can use calculators. Just carry one around and ya won't need brains.
3) I can just walk into work one day with my friend Mr. Google.
Calculators? In tests?
Lulz
Mostly everyone carries a super scientific calculator with them at all times.
Even an Ipod has a built in scientific calculator and the power of knowing anything from The Master Google.
I never had a single test that allowed a calculator. If you're caught with one, you immediately fail?
Istari Pallando We used to have tests where we needed to use calculators in most of the questions to prove we could use them. Simple kind of questions to prove you can use a calculator correctly. We haven't had any so far in this year though, so I see your point :P
Istari Pallando What's the highest math you completed (and weren't allowed a calculator)?
Times I cheated:
Every test
This has 69 likes so I wont like it.
Demcheck the people that liked it after it was 69 are dogs
@@thelevitatingpineapple165 damnnn :c indeed.
My guy
Damn...
"It's not cheating it's giving yourself a successful advantage, like a BOSS!"
This is gonna be the excuse I tell my teacher if I ever decide to cheat and get caught.
pinkhedgehogs forever "But this is the dream job! " The McDonald's employer will also say it.
pinkhedgehogs forever good idea can I use that please
Autumn Murray He said it in the video....
Raby Bah oooo99pp
Ana N cool I don't care cuz it ain't gonna work
When you use your phone on a test but still fail.
I don’t see how writing with a phone would help
+Woofy Plays
He’s saying he looked up the answers.
Mergie S it’s joke
@@Stonker4000 i dont see how thats a joke
R/whoosh to all that's rarted
Asian grading scale:
A - Average
B - Below average
C - can't eat dinner
D- Don't come home
F - Find a new Family
BountyHunterClownPrince813 actually for me
A LETS CELEBRATE
B GREAT JOB
C GOOD JOB
D Okay
F Hey buddy study harder next time okay now lets go and get some ice cream
ice cream mmm :D
BountyHunterClownPrince813 okay then
BountyHunterClownPrince813 oh bruh lmao
C should be can't do anything until improved
*its not cheating*
Me: “reads title” “cheating in high school”
me: mhm.
Flawless study strategy:
Never study. Just pay attention in class.
Michael Spheal that's my strategy too lol
Michael Spheal same lol
Michael Spheal
Same. I just write like 10000 notes and never study them.
Michael Spheal same. I usually don't study in high school at. every once in a while I needed to.
Michael Spheal hahaha I never pay attention in class
Its easy when u have A B C D but in my school you need to write answers :/
Well yeah, it's a Multiple choice or a written answer. The one that Swoozie had was a multiple choice.
Same.
ikr
you know what you should do throw a pen or pencil close to somebody's desk then while you try to pick it up quickly read all his or hers answer s
+Sideways Forever Here in Germany 99.9% of all test take like 90 minutes or more and you ALWAYS have to write answers.
ever have that moment when you're all like " BITCH I GOT THIS IMMA NAIL THIS TEST" and end up getting a 76%?
Yeah
1 time I got a freaking 15% and after I still got like a 73%
Is the American system like different or something, I'm from Australia, and a 76% is a b? 🙄 My particular school is: 49% and lower: D 50%-64%: C 64%-78%: B 78%-100%: A... 😳
Leo55696 sorta except a 65 is like a C or something.
+Leo55696 Yea it goes more like this for us A; 100-90 B:89-80 C79-60 D60-55 F54 and below
When you feel confident about the test but then the teacher stops at your desk and then says,
“ *Make sure you check your answers* “
When my mom asks to see my report card.
"I'm a human being. I made mistakes. I'm flawed. We all are."
+Bay Smith ME
Love the sinner, hate the sin, right? Right?
so which side road you live now?
+Bay Smith my mom doesn't accept that
***** hahaha totally 😝
I'm Nigerian so....
A- Okay good
B- You can do better
C-Solemn faces of disappointment, long lectures, forced to study
D- Whooping
F- Dragged to church to exorcise the demons causing me to get a F
Russian Blue me 2 read my name Oluwarotimi
Eghosa Ohenhen Im asian so for me it's:
A: Average
B: Below average
C: Can't eat dinner
D: Don't come home
F: Find a new family
Eghosa Ohenhen lol that is so funny 😂
Logan Yee that sad but I don't go to the extreme w my kids I am sure your parents we're preparing u for a better life u👀how this " world 🌎 is better is away better
Eghosa Ohenhen if i get a b my mom says that i did terrible
A=Okay
B=You're going to get a lecture
C=I'm taking your DOOR off of your walls!
D=Dead
F=Funeral
O.o
after d is e
+Rashad Gladiator We don't get E's where I live. 😑
TheCraftingCookie Rashad Gladiator A LOT of places don't get E's. Like where I live, Canada. :3 Maybe no country gets E's, but I'm not sure. \(.3.)/
+Simply Caramel Pineapple At my old school they gave E's, So, I'm pretty sure they exist...
“Either I cant read your handwriting cause it’s too messy or too small”
Top 10 reasons my handwriting is actual garbage (totally not because I’m lazy)
I hate when your doing a test and you feel like you're gonna do well, like 100 or 90% well, and then you get a B or a C.
Phillip Allen a B and a C is good thi
Tho*
my parents:
A- you're meant to get that
B- wtf you disgrace to the human race
C- where's the nearest orphanage?
D or lower- i wouldnt be here to type it
Hiui same
Hiui lol wut bout F
I know... Death
Hiui geez a b is still good
Hiui 😂 same
I don’t procrastinate, I just don’t study.
Me either. And I ace it all! 😋
@@wardedthorn6523 i think you wrote that wrong
@@brianq7365 Uhuh. Sure.
@@wardedthorn6523 me neither maybe
chilli pepper I study only on exams
“It’s not cheating unless you get caught”
-DangMattSmith
My parents :
A - what's new
B - kay.
C - it's ok don't cry
D - **calls nearest suicide support group**
Ravenclaw Rose same
Ikr my parents are like
A+ or A- YAYAYAYAYAYAY
B or lower-DA FRICK ARE YOU LEARNING IN CLASS. I BET YOURE NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION
B= YOUR DEAD MEAT ( I'm Asian)
My chronic procrastination makes me study the period before the class.
same! Sometimes even when i get to THAT class early, I'll do it there.
Procrastination Nation
fr
Hey I have it too!
SAME
I did always have fun circling the wrong answers on multiple choice tests when someone was obviously cheating off of me. Change the answers in the last 5 minutes, and BOOM! Justice is served.
that's not very nice
Funny
;D
First F :
"Dang U Dumb Son!!"
Second F :
"Wow! SMH"
Third F :
"ROTF LOL!!"
"See u in Summer school hommie"
Finally A+ :
"This is your 5th A+ in a row! *Fist tap!" LMAO XD
Lol
If you cheat and you get an A+, you deserve it because you outsmarted the teacher.
Lee Animations You are a huge fucking moron. You're probably the kid who never studies, complains about tests, and gets mad if your friends don't let you copy off of them.
Daniel Dorry 1. It was a joke 2. I do study 3. People actually want to copy me :)
***** But it was joke m8
***** lol hahhahh
Lee Animations I'm one of those kids that never study and get B's and A's. I guess I'm naturally brilliant
I used to be the person who would reluctantly let people cheat off me in most classes, but at like the end of the senior year I don't know what came over me....But I was like,"Back.The.Fuck.Off." and they'd be like "Bitch, I'ma fail the class now" "Shush. Child can't you see I'm trying to ace this test, goodbye." and I was known as the home wrecker for the last week or so.
Viva La Revolución!
End of senior year? What? No one studies at the end cus everyone already got in their colleges. Psh
I call out bull
one to e in third grade a kid next tomewrote a tiny piece of paper saying whts the answers to this and this and when we got our feedback we had the same answers and mistakes! nobody thought it was suspicious or weird!
+Angelreborn “angie” Kuroko LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION! xD
through out freshman year everyone made a deal that if you bought them lunch you could cheat of them for a week. best 120 bucks iv'e ever spent in one year
you know you messed up when you can’t even spell “I’ve” right lol
Squidward Tentacles he just said he cheated his way out lol
Amit Hamburg LOL true
Squidward Tentacles bruh no one spells i’ve when they are commenting on a video like who cares about spelling when its not a test or homework and stuff?
If you're not cheating you're not trying
The best possible way to prevent cheating: Write down the wrong answers, then when they think you’ve finished, change them 😂👌🙅🏾♂️
Nightenda hi can u tell me how u did that exactly? I hate when I’m in class and everyone just come up to me and started cheating. It’s so annoying, but I’m to nice to say no
thats exactly what i did lmaoo
Im the nice girl that will whisper answers to you
You are a saint
😢 you da real MVP
U make more kids pass than a one million dollar gov paid learning ng program
frida I solute you angel!!
I salute you
One time I wore a periodic table sweater (because i'm a NERD) to a chemistry test
Flareon Films Holy Shit that's genius
That’s hysterical!
Bobby Jy teacher normally took down any posters related to the test when it was test day
were u caught?
Flareon Films
when you cheat and get away with it, you deserve an A for outsmarting the teacher
***** Only if you get caught its an F. You deserve an a if you get a way with it.
InstantMichael i only got caught once....
When you cheat, you have to be professional. It is technically working hard to get a good grade. And who says you can't cheat in college.
wow you write a lot, write a book about this if you think cheating is bad. I know a lot of famous people who cheated to get good grades
you sure about that?
It’s always during my exam times that I rewatch these videos just in case
teachers call it cheating, we call it teamwork
My family is rather calm when it comes to grades.
A: nice
B: cool
C: chill
D: eh
F: maybe I should try studying
Astronomy487 same thing for me.
Astronomy487 lucky. I get a c or lower my parents be like "WHAT DA HELL YOU DOING?"
Astronomy487
Astronomy487 Lucky assss Fuckkkk
Astronomy487 Me
A- Great job
B-Still pretty good
C-Eh better next time
D-What's wrong with you
F-I don't know you anymore
A: Awful
B: Bad
C: Cool
D: Decent
F: Fantastic
G:Great
H:Holy Shit
I:Impossible
J:Just Kidding lmao
Z: GOD
Lol
+FaZe cLoRoxBleAch best profile ever...
+Neil LeFrancis Z. ZEUS
2:17
Me in all my chemistry tests freshman year 😂🤦♂️💀
I'm currently in that phase
I cheat in math class by using a app called photo math
Same I use it
OH WAIT REALLY?!?!?!? *downloads app faster than the flash*
oh yeah yeah
Josue Mafia
I use chegg
The Flash 🤣🤣🤣
As a kid, I was one of those people with horrible handwriting. Literally. It's because when I was younger, people knew I was very smart and got every question right. So they cheated on me, and I didn't realize until some guy made it obvious by turning his head exactly 90 degrees and looking down at my paper. I was so angry, that I wrote down the rest of the answers on the paper as fast as lightning. I must have caused trouble for my poor teacher, trying to comprehend my chicken scratches. That's when I realized, I could speed through tests more easier if I didn't give a second thought of my handwriting. My handwriting is all over the place, not in the lines, big and small dilating words everywhere. You get the idea. No one ever cheated on me again, and if they tried to, chances are I would give them a death glare.
I fucking know right
Thank you I'm not the only one who does this on purpose
This is exactly the same as my school story.
My handwriting is exactly like yours. I'm always scolded by my parents cause they think it's easy to change your handwriting just like that. Nobody ever cheated on my tests, even though I was the smartest kid. I'm assuming that'll change next year.
The same for. E but my parents tell me to change it but now I literally can't!
One girl in my class decided to write down all the wrong answers on the test And then when I turned my test in she wrote down the correct answer and I got a D
She got u
She wanna smash u lol
Thats fucked up
haha my 4th grade teacher did this to a girl and she got an F on like a final or sum shit
@@jordanmaes2675 Stab her for not letting someone cheat on her? She did the right thing it's his fault
Swoozie:“8 people right down an answer”
Also swoozie:draws 4 people writing
My parents:
A= Wow! What little gift you want ?
B= Ok, try better! Get to studying
C= GET TO STUDYING! ITS THAT PHONE THAT BE DISTRACTING YOU * takes phone *
D = * yells * * talks about how I won't be successful * * no internet *
F = * Goes to my ass's funeral *
Original Clorox Bleach Tf why would he take the wifi when you don't even have your phone
TheGamingBanana Love you too babe ♥
my phone has no app store or browsers so if I had your parents they'd just ban my computer instead XD
I call cheating "helpful participation " unless someones cheating on me if someone is cheating on me i call it "your about to get slapped in the face"
I call it giving yourself a cheat
The Phoenix King yeah. Cause that's exactly what it is.
I truthfully don’t care if someone cheats off me. gotta respect the hustle
You’re YOU ARE
Trinity Paul you're*
Same Josh that ratted you for cheating in middle school?? XD
Omg watching Swoozie 10yrs later is so nostalgic 😂😂😂 “shhh just let it happen “😂😂😂
A= Amazing you did a great job
B= Beautiful work but not Amazing
C= Could do more
D= Did you even try?
F= FAILURE, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! YOU GONNA WORK AT A MCDONALD'S!
.
F is for friends that do stuff together
What about E
.
Jamiro Blues a= ok B= oh hell no c= get out your not my son d FUCK NO BYE f= death
When i was in 1st grade this one kid just got up he was tall af walked over stood beside a smart girl walked back wrote it down.....
Yum Chicken I suck at math I need cheating
Wow
God first grade?
That kid is definitely a CEO by now! Haha!
In elementary I found the test answer key and when the class (and teacher) left the room I copied the answer key in my notebook. When we took the test I aced it.
Honestly, it's kind of impressive that you were able to memorize the test answers like that.
This shit makes me so nostalgic. Made me feel better about myself in having to do what I had to do to get highschool done lol. SwooZ made me feel no shame . I graduate on Sunday LETS GOOOOOO .
Yeah..........
I never studied and I get good grades. All I do is listen at school. I mean it's better to listen at school than to have to study at home. And for homeworks I do them at school to during classes because I finish everything before everyone else so I do my homework and I can do whatever I want at home
Same
r/IAmVerySmart
@@mynameislight9933 I'm not lying, I'm smart because I hate school so I wanna spend the least amount of time there
Same
Gamer du Québec Grade?
What a coincidence but
When you said bell ring at 3:13
At my house actually a guest came and rang the bell
😱😱
Mr Insane Gremlin Same like my moms friend was coming over and at 3:13 the door bell rang from his video and my house doorbell rang at the same time I was like “BOIII”
Philip MacLean The commenter said it was a coincidence in the uppermost part of their comment. Now you can stop being passive-aggressively sarcastic.
Mr Insane Gremlin wow just wow
Mohamed Ebadalla WHEN YOU TRY TO GET LIKES
Mr Insane Gremlin I
My mom be like
A+ congrats
A Do better
B OK study harder
C study now!
Do Nothing for the month
*d*
F GET OUT OF MY HOUSE U
Watched this video for the first time when it was like 5 or 6 and watched this before every school year which I still do. Thought I was prepped for high school
Tomorrow is my first day of freshman year
Thanks for the help swoozie. Watched your stuff for like a decade still do
i went to high when it first came out
Good luck on you somohomore year I'm late but still good Luck
@@Sombersairfryer you caught me literally the day before my sophomore year, lmao. Came back to rewatch this to refresh myself and here we are again. Some things never change
What the *flux capacitor* is goin on here
I'm black and in my house.. Dis is how ma grades go
A+: yay!! *2 min later they forget*
A: still an A
B+: Do better
B: k now u need to stop dis shiz
C-F: NO JUST NO GET OUTTA MA SIGHT
For me its
A+ $10
A $5
B+ Ok
B Go To You Room
C Ima Going To that School
Why do you get more money for a worse grade?
Whos Miinkzy So if you get an A, you get $50.
If you get a better grade, you get $10.
That's a ripoff.
meant to put $5
Whos Miinkzy
K
A- yay ain't I'm so proud
B- stop making stupid mistakes
C- no more phone
D- no electronics for life
F- giant lecture about studying that slowly moves to equality
I don't want that lecture
SammyRatty
A- I don't fucking care
B- penalty: pain
C: penalty: death
D: penalty starvation and death
E: torture to death
F: you can't get those anymore all of the punishments will fall on you
SammyRatty iiii
SammyRatty mhm
i randomly get the urge to watch this series once every couple years
My mom and dad:
A: Great job! We're proud of you!
B: Nice job!
C: There's always room for improvement...
D: C'mon, you're better than that!
My parents are pretty chill with grades 😃
what about f
I'm a straight c student. my philosophy is if you're not straight up failing then you're good. passing is passing
Same here. I'm always content with a B or 2nd place. All that really matters is if I put the effort into it.
+Tyler Parziale ikr
lucky
I'm one of those students who never has to study and always get's an A+. A lot of people hate me for this and I get why. For some people it's hard to get an A and have to study for weeks while some are like me, never studying.
I'm one of those people too, so I pretend that I DO study so I don't alienate myself from them ^_^
Same
I am one of them peeps too, I like to cheat and help my friends tho, but i can NEVER risk helping them get the whole test right!
Man i even have trouble sometimes but, i am from the hood and sometimes get into MUDDAFUCKING FIGHTS OVER A CIGGARETTE HIT THAT WE STOLE FROM OUR PARENTS! MMMMMmmmmmMMMM Them Grape cigarillos
we're smartasses
I like that but I get E's lel
My family:
A+ - finally you did something decent
A - fuckin failure
B - what the fuck
C - youre gettin beat
D - no food for the next week
F - D e a d
My family:
A+ : Good...
A: Okay...you can do better
B: The "you do any worse you burn" look
D:No food for a month
F:*is in ashes*
+Wizardsrull 125 I hope it isn't what they do I get A's and B's plus my parents are black and Mexican sooo if I get an F I want to burn that paper
A+ - Amazing, so proud of you.
A - You could do better.
B - You need to try to get straight A's.
C - Im dissapointed.
D - What the fuck is this? Explain this to me.
F - I hope you are wearing thick pants, you little shit.
I relate to this more than I should
+BluesonAF same here
It’s so weird watching this. I remember watching these videos when I was in elementary school. Now I’m about to graduate college. wtf 😂
stg😂
Unc
@@zaywilliams9867 ur weren’t alive when the vid dropped lil bro
0:40 *1. Alexander Hamilton's economic program was designed primarily to*
yo, the musical didn't prepare me for this
.....idk.....C?
Gaby Garcia correct I love hamilton
Yea, it's C. All the other answers are sooo wrong. AP U.S. History, ayeee.
Gaby Garcia
I am not throwing away my shot
Wow another Hamilton fan??
Tiny Animals
I'mma get a scholarship to Kings college, probably shouldn't brag
The one big thing we all learn in school is how to succeed in spy missions. I haven't gotten to the point I resort to cheating but have seen so many different style of cheating it is impressive what us kids learn. Lol.
What the flucks capacitor? These people are cheating!
*flux
It's not everyone else doesn't cheat....i don't.... ;-)
No fluck zone
flux*
Silken/nekliS flex*
THIS WAS 10 YEARS AGO??!!!
DARN IT THE RAP IS STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW!!
Latoya Sanders it is pretty fire
My mom
A+: amazing
A: why tf didn't u get A+
B: not my son
C: Kicked out of house
D: you know it already
😂😂😂🏥
Um think ur Asian
F: Forgotten :3
Cringe.
Same
Same :(
I'm the bitch that covers her answers up.
i hate that ffs
Yess me tho
Fuck you !
Same
+Victoria Leguizamon I'm the exact opposite, I do all of my work quickly then just lay back in my chair and don't give a damn if the whole class copies my answers. I naturally write rather large too.
This came out 2011 I’m watching in 2019
@Skyler lov 2020 sucks
I'm whatching it in 2021
but what if the teach moved around the questions ?
na, i'd be exactly like the answer key because they can put both the test and the key side by side so that grading the papers would be quicker, my 10th grade language arts teacher used to do that, and i think she still does too
***** My old biology teacher had two different versions of our quizzes and tests for each class so no one could cheat, even if they tried.
Alice Phantom nice
Alice Phantom There's always a 100% successful way to cheat.
Before every test, the teacher will explain every answer in detail to you.
It may seem cryptic, but if you actually listen and ignore your facebook for 5 minutes, you'd be given all the answers.
Sometimes, the teachers even let you cheat so much that they give you a book to read the answers from again, up to a week prior to the test!!
So you're assuming that I cheat? .-. I can't even check my facebook from my phone. (I don't have internet on it.) I do listen to my teachers unlike some other kids. >.>
Isn't Josh the guy that ratted you out?
yup but in middle school tho
How dutch parents think about grades:
10: OH MY GOD YOU ARE AMAZING
9: Awesome! You deserve a present!
8: Very well done, kid.
7: It's great, but if you'd studied harder, it could have been an 8 or 9.
6: That's okay for now, but try to put some more effort in it next time, okay?
5: Come on, you're a smart kid... Right?
4: You know you can do better.
3: We need REALLY to talk about your grades...
2: Did you even study?!
1: Get out of my house. RIGHT F*CKING NOW.
I'm Arab and my parents screamed at me for getting a B- in my worst subject.
Yup I'm happy I get 10 and 9 and 8 most of the time
the moment you fail both french and german the same day and get two 4s as the first marks of the year..... thats when shit gets real
+Max Meintjens ikr ;)
for usa:
10=A+
9=A
8=B
7=B
6=C
5=D
4=F
3=F
2=F-
1=F-
Recommended from 10 years ago, I watched it then, but jeez it's nice to see again
"It's not cheating if you don't get caught." Bobby Heenan.
Same with murder
CrazyDutchguys Well, not exactly. But you are crazy.
***** Allow me to retort with a different phrase.
"Cheater is just a fancy word for winner". Like it or not, cheating gets the job done.
***** You know what they say, right? The ends justify the means. It doesn't matter how you win, as long as you do win. Your scenario was just the ends justifying the means.
If I am a winner in my eyes, and other people's eyes, that's good enough for me/
RandomHelpingGuy do you think engineers who cheated their way thru college are winners? no because if their projects harm anyone they go to prison. engineers cannot cheat. college students cannot cheat. professional athletes cannot cheat. the only way someone will ever actually get away with cheating is if their end result requires no actual effort.
so if you think it's good enough for you, remember this: The end result you obtained means nothing. or possibly time in prison... your choice dipshit
I can't eat when I'm watching you because its so funny
This happens ALL The time for me! I start a test, and see everybody blazing through all the questions and such, they're on say question 10, and im still on question 3. Either way I still get a great grade, but its a horrible feeling.
I feel you. I literally cheat like...way worse than Swoozie. I listen in class, I study for it, then I have no clue wtf I'm reading. It's like...alphabet soup.
same here and I HATE when people turn the page real loud cuz they want to show off that there ahead of everyone!
Worrrdd
jillian mason I FUCKING KNOW THEY ARE LIKE HEY IM THE SMART ASIAN KID LET ME JUST FUCKIN BASICALLY CRUMBLE MY PAPER UP AND TURN IT, HEY LOOK AT ME I FINISHED BEFORE YOU AHAHAHAHA!
Always the asians. They are fun and then when a test comes they switch asian mode on and complete the test within 5 minuets.
I was looking for ways to cheat on test and came across this video and it introduced me to Swoozie😀
Why would he let you read the answers! !!!
Peyton Rowe I was saying the same thing
Some lazy high school teachers out there
Peyton Rowe he is pagel
Because he dont know that he has a tape recordeder and even if he didnt the teacher must of thought who gonna remeber all of it.
Cuz he’s a teacher so he doesn’t actually vare
One more tip: if you have a bff in your class when you're testing and they sit near you, tap your pencil for the number that you're stuck on, and have them tap once for A, twice for B, and so on. I do this with my bffl and it works every time :3
What if your test has like 20+ questions?
Furfie2000 tap twice for 20 as long as you guys are on around the same questions
***** Or just fucking learn what you're supposed to haha
***** Then that's the education systems fault, but I think you just don't learn what they teach you in the class themselves. I've had a couple of my friends (Same class) say that the teacher doesn't teach the course, then they come out with poor grades while I always hit the A's. I think you just don't learn it, most likely it's your fault rather than the teachers. If there are people in your class doing very well, then it ain't the teachers fault.
Some people just can't memorize things in school fast enough AKA me 。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。
The Prison Break and Lost references made this even better!
Those and the flux capacitor from Back to the Future.
bruh I watched this when I was in 1st grade bro. In highschool now, this video hits so different man
For me my mum is like:
A - good job
B - good job
C - good job
D - At Least you didnt fail..?
E - its ok
F - its fine. Just try ur best next time
Wow your mom seems like a nice person
Rayna Lee theres no E
IR C some schools
My mom is like this
Rayna Lee that's how my parents are and because of that I've actually done good in science for once 3.67 in stem
I have honestly never cheated! I've never studied but I always get good grades.
When I study I read I single page then I then i wait till the next day and read another page no I do not memorize it just read and this repeats till the test
XD
Honestly, if youre just good at memorization, then paying attention in class is enough to not have to study. If one of my teachers prepares a really interesting topic for class I almost always just ace the test without ever looking over it again because I payed so much attention.
My favorite subject is history.
Why? What did I do?
All I hear in school is:
Bish whet
Bring that azz here boi
9+10
Ebola
Ebola
Ebola.....
Bobby shmurda
Kingbach
Minecraft
Lego
Ebola ebola ebola.........
Salt and Pepper ikr lol
Iys ur boi bach
Don't forget Destiny
21? Little Einsteins?
Salt and Pepper a potatoe flew around the room?noo?
Every time they start rapping gets me crying on the floor 😭