Cheating in High School: Vol 3

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  • So remember how I said I might have cheated in High School once or thrice?? Well this is the third installment that I was talking about :)
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    Cheating in Middle School: • Cheating in Middle School
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @josephbaker3945
    @josephbaker3945 5 років тому +1860

    “I cheated on my taxes”
    *We got ‘em, boys.*

  • @swiftyshadow
    @swiftyshadow 5 років тому +1743

    I promise I’ll never cheat again
    Recommended: Cheating in college

  • @trustytraitor
    @trustytraitor 8 років тому +1373

    These videos and how sWooZie explains them makes me want to do heists on GTA5

  • @remy725
    @remy725 4 роки тому +397

    Grading system
    A: you are A doctor
    B: you can B a doctor
    C: you are going to need to C a doctor
    D: you are Dead
    F: Forgotten and now missing

  • @hahadoeinee4631
    @hahadoeinee4631 8 років тому +3274

    I'VE BEEN OUT HERE GETTIN' DIS PAPER

  • @imastealyokid9757
    @imastealyokid9757 8 років тому +2044

    I love ur cheating in school vids

    • @tymillz717
      @tymillz717 8 років тому +4

      ikr OK ALAVE

    • @Porcelanacomanie
      @Porcelanacomanie 8 років тому +3

      Selena Huang many people do as well

    • @Hi-jy9hh
      @Hi-jy9hh 8 років тому

      Selena Huang ikr

    • @HaloCraft865
      @HaloCraft865 8 років тому

      Elated Magic kitten123 Amy

    • @haydariyyah
      @haydariyyah 8 років тому +1

      HT Gaming 1000,0000000000000000000000000000000

  • @MarcG347-13
    @MarcG347-13 8 років тому +379

    3:09 I know none of you people noticed, but sWooZie left us a message on the board

    • @zelines_flores7738
      @zelines_flores7738 8 років тому +16

      OMG I FINALLY figured out what it says I think
      "This exam is sponsored be GoPro so don't think? about! -Ab

    • @zelines_flores7738
      @zelines_flores7738 8 років тому

      It!

    • @evie1262
      @evie1262 8 років тому +3

      um i went in the comments to see if someone else noticed

    • @jitterbuggs
      @jitterbuggs 8 років тому

      Can you tell me what it said, I couldn't see it too well...

    • @agustdmurdersme8246
      @agustdmurdersme8246 8 років тому +3

      +Jelany Perez this exam is sponsored by gopto so don't even think about it! -Ab

  • @jamesroche9636
    @jamesroche9636 5 років тому +237

    When he said that thing about making deals with god
    I felt that

  • @SydaneB
    @SydaneB 9 років тому +4077

    Ad- ad- "i think its adonkey" 😂bruh i lost it

    • @User-hy6ur
      @User-hy6ur 9 років тому +3

      loll

    • @oliviarobinson8189
      @oliviarobinson8189 9 років тому +2

      Omg samee😂😂😂😂

    • @eaglesteam928
      @eaglesteam928 9 років тому +2

      me to

    • @scarletskyblade7055
      @scarletskyblade7055 9 років тому +7

      +Sydane Blackwood Can you send ad- ad- what is it? I think it's adonkey...oh can you send adonkey thorn-eh? XD same!!!!!

    • @hamster1959
      @hamster1959 9 років тому

      Same I was drinking milk and milk came out my mouth and nose

  • @merryweatherr
    @merryweatherr 10 років тому +324

    3:42
    1) Makes deal with Jesus saying if he can graduate he will never cheat again
    2) Graduates
    3) Makes a video about cheating in college

    • @briannzz
      @briannzz 10 років тому +10

      Ok he said he wouldn't cheat again..cheats on drivers test

    • @wryguy2765
      @wryguy2765 10 років тому +7

      have you seen the cheating in collage video?

    • @annoyanc3r910
      @annoyanc3r910 10 років тому

      Ikr

    • @weluvclutchx2344
      @weluvclutchx2344 10 років тому +7

      He dint cheat in collage if you looked at the video you would know that

    • @longtaleanimation6849
      @longtaleanimation6849 10 років тому +1

      Lol it's funny how no one gets on him for Cheating on his taxes.
      lol

  • @wilfordwarfstache125
    @wilfordwarfstache125 9 років тому +42

    "What if I actually studied for the finals? It's like cheating, but I'm hiding all of the answers in my brain."
    GENIUS

  • @user-tc2hs5hr3u
    @user-tc2hs5hr3u 6 років тому +2696

    sWooZie Marathon?

  • @duckythecreator3386
    @duckythecreator3386 8 років тому +2250

    "can you send Ada adeda adedonkey to the office?"

  • @BaxterDaTrashball
    @BaxterDaTrashball 7 років тому +2475

    YOU
    NAAAAAA
    MEEE

  • @KadaArt
    @KadaArt 7 років тому +567

    I BEEN OUT HERE GETTIN DIS PAPER

  • @francescolombardi3438
    @francescolombardi3438 6 років тому +80

    "in what ways was the Civil War inevitable?"
    I don't even need the book for this.
    Humanity

  • @cheetodust8182
    @cheetodust8182 8 років тому +412

    It's not cheating... As I call it, it's using your resources.

  • @dandekku
    @dandekku 8 років тому +1317

    how to cheat; (only works with long hair :/ )
    1 - buy bluetooth in-ear headphones (they cost around 10$)
    2 - make a short mp3 file with the most important parts you should have learned
    3 - listen to it on loop while writing the test
    it always worked for me, and even if the teachers found out one day, i would still only fail one test

  • @buck1627
    @buck1627 10 років тому +2094

    Me...
    OK I AM GOING TO STUDY NOW!!!!!
    20 youtube videos later...
    ILL STUDY NOW

  • @7graywolf7
    @7graywolf7 6 років тому +199

    Man, the more I watch these videos the more I learn how bad the USA education system really is. Specifically: you fail one history class and you have to redo the entire year? You get caught cheating once and you get expelled? Punishment does not fit that crime at all. I aint even finished watching the whole video yet.

    • @jackeasley1586
      @jackeasley1586 6 років тому +6

      It not like that he over doing a lot. When you get a F for the class you have to the class again doing summer vacation if you fail that you a hole year behide it and you redo it. You redo the grad when you fail Math and reading at the same time. As for the cheating depends on grade but mostly for how long you been doing it and what the difference is between you not cheating and cheating. So say you cheat and get a A then you don't cheat you a F that's big troble you just go set faceing the wall so you can cheat and they can't we're hoodies or jackets for the tests they can put on after this.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 роки тому +1

      If you cheat you should be expelled from any school that isn't gov't funded

    • @KikiTheOne
      @KikiTheOne 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah it’s all about credits. You have to pass certain classes to walk. If you fail the class and don’t summer school or redo it you won’t be able to graduate cause that’s a required credit you need.

    • @sadisrmaacy4341
      @sadisrmaacy4341 2 роки тому

      Swoozie is a comedy entertainer who exaggerates certain details in order to make his stories funnier and more compelling. He is not actually reciting the god's honest truth about the real USA education system.

  • @potatoman9325
    @potatoman9325 10 років тому +212

    "Can you send a donkey" xD

    • @xxsdelphia
      @xxsdelphia 9 років тому +3

      Great impression of Adankee.

  • @sophiacardenas3715
    @sophiacardenas3715 9 років тому +375

    "hiding answers in my brain" i lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • @ShineBright1234
    @ShineBright1234 9 років тому +364

    😂😂 Mr. Arbitello looks like the monopoly guy 😂

  • @moonchan561
    @moonchan561 5 років тому +39

    "Mr. Richardson, can you please send A D O N K E Y"

  • @pinkdiamondtu
    @pinkdiamondtu 8 років тому +4676

    ' A DONKEY '

  • @BaxterDaTrashball
    @BaxterDaTrashball 7 років тому +1213

    2:16 True

  • @crystalore
    @crystalore 10 років тому +175

    This is like Grand Theft Auto: School Edition

    • @BosSupes
      @BosSupes 10 років тому +8

      Basically Rockstar's Bully..?

    • @crystalore
      @crystalore 10 років тому +2

      King ofGaming you're not Bullying anybody. You're stealing. GTA.

    • @bobsaget4465
      @bobsaget4465 10 років тому +6

      Have you played bully???

    • @BosSupes
      @BosSupes 10 років тому

      Salty Bully isnt about bullying idiot

    • @crystalore
      @crystalore 10 років тому

      Sorry for the misunderstanding, I was refering to GTA's stealing, heisting, killing, all of that stuff. I wasn't really refering to Bully. But sorry for the confusion.

  • @SeanMacadelic
    @SeanMacadelic 3 роки тому +7

    I haven’t watched Swoozie since like 2012-2013. Used to be my most favorite channel. Really resonated with me as a HS Senior, doing anything to get my grades up - including “collaboration.”
    Randomly got this in my recommended. Haven’t even seen this one before 😮

    • @wrath2008
      @wrath2008 2 роки тому +1

      Bro he just popped up in my head randomly and had to search him to see what he's doing now lol. I can't believe it's been 8 years......

  • @Saiyagurl
    @Saiyagurl 11 років тому +37

    "You're not in trouble unless you get caught." - Aladdin

  • @theilluminatibanana3283
    @theilluminatibanana3283 8 років тому +632

    How the hell do you cheat on your drivers test and taxes

    • @sadiew3340
      @sadiew3340 8 років тому +22

      Omg I need to know how! XD

    • @Chagooo
      @Chagooo 7 років тому +127

      put a radio in your your head and get your friend patrick to tell you how but then you start saying i cheated to ms. puff

    • @ducewilliams3230
      @ducewilliams3230 7 років тому +2

      Ikr

    • @reygonzaga2176
      @reygonzaga2176 7 років тому +1

      1UP Milk lol

    • @aRandomUnknown
      @aRandomUnknown 7 років тому +1

      "It's never twins!"

  • @r0mit
    @r0mit 10 років тому +122

    He's not kidding about the Caribbean parents...

    • @WavvyJi
      @WavvyJi 10 років тому

      toooo hip

    • @jaipoh
      @jaipoh 10 років тому +16

      Lol. I think that works for every parent that's not American.

    • @TheBrandonFTW
      @TheBrandonFTW 10 років тому +3

      NO SHIT!!!

    • @laurencornwell54
      @laurencornwell54 10 років тому

      JayPaulie What about Canadians?

    • @EmoPwnage2990
      @EmoPwnage2990 10 років тому

      Lauren Fitzpatrick Naah, Canadians aren't kid-beaters as far as I know. (I'm Canadian so I know)

  • @kaylajay951
    @kaylajay951 6 років тому +107

    Adonkey.... I died😂😂😂 I love you swoozie ❤❤❤

  • @normalaleks4549
    @normalaleks4549 9 років тому +520

    When people ask if they can cheat off you, and you don't know the answers lol

    • @thomasdilfurd4176
      @thomasdilfurd4176 9 років тому

      never had that

    • @jsdp
      @jsdp 9 років тому +24

      +Normal Aleks when people ask to cheat off you i say yes get all the answers intentionally wrong them erase them and put the right ones in at the end

    • @BrownHatFilms
      @BrownHatFilms 9 років тому +2

      +dancahill101 If anyone ever asks me to give them my answers, I'm so doing this.

    • @killjoy8808
      @killjoy8808 9 років тому +1

      +dancahill101 omg why would you do that!? that's evil

    • @jsdp
      @jsdp 9 років тому

      killjoy7123 lol only if i dont like them

  • @MichaelJordan-yd2mt
    @MichaelJordan-yd2mt 7 років тому +120

    3:39 OMG I know the feeling a bit to well

  • @juliapavilando5063
    @juliapavilando5063 7 років тому +110

    My friend is in the THUG life...
    No one understands me....

  • @lisagrochowski7254
    @lisagrochowski7254 6 років тому +397

    My parents grade system:
    A+: Great job! Gets a 100 dollar reward
    A: Great job! Gets a ps4 game
    A-Great job! Gets a I pad game
    B+ Good job! Gets a treat for dinner
    B: Good job! Gets a pat on the back
    B- pretty good!
    C+ eh you did ok
    C: grounded for the day
    C- ground from electronics for the day
    D+ gets booty slapped
    D: gets slapped with belt
    D- gets stays in closet for a hour doing nothing
    F: run
    F- I die

    • @landothatman2345
      @landothatman2345 6 років тому +105

      I would low-key be rich if all that happened if that was my parents grade system

    • @pleasegetmesubswithoutavideo
      @pleasegetmesubswithoutavideo 6 років тому +21

      Same I've gotten straight A's for 6 years

    • @coolguy4499
      @coolguy4499 5 років тому +49

      Lisa Grochowski 100 dollar reward? I don’t get anything for a+

    • @midwntr
      @midwntr 5 років тому +8

      Are you just trying to say you rich? 😂😂😂

    • @coolguy4499
      @coolguy4499 5 років тому +9

      Lisa Grochowski um I don’t think you ever get A’s because it’s an iPad not a I pad

  • @nicolequiboloy8911
    @nicolequiboloy8911 11 років тому +64

    I'VE BEEN OUT HERE GETTIN' 'DIS PAPER.

  • @mellanie2937
    @mellanie2937 7 років тому +202

    2:39 Bruh that's for real my mom. She got a phone call from school once about my behavior while I was in the shower and she came in the and started throwing shampoo bottles at my naked body!!! The things Caribbean children have to go through 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @illipticaltm6550
      @illipticaltm6550 6 років тому +9

      Shut up my parents are islanders and they started hitting me with a wire while I was naked you got nothing

    • @emi-lz2bu
      @emi-lz2bu 6 років тому +6

      Nobody else gonna mention that she should of locked the door?

    • @faxty0959
      @faxty0959 6 років тому +5

      Awww y’all have it so bad white kids just have it so good fuck outta here bitch asses

    • @sulaimaanmohammed3s256
      @sulaimaanmohammed3s256 6 років тому +1

      Illiptical Gaming and want to show off with that SAD

    • @hiddenangelcake
      @hiddenangelcake 6 років тому +2

      SAME people say Asian par3nts are bad carrabiean parents will destroy you and tell the police it was self defence

  • @piebsa6597
    @piebsa6597 8 років тому +132

    When you study so, so hard for a test...and then realise you studied for the wrong one. 😅😡

    • @incognito2182
      @incognito2182 8 років тому +1

      Yes!

    • @Darkenedbyshadows
      @Darkenedbyshadows 8 років тому

      This happened last semester in Bio. It sucked so bad.

    • @plutoniumuser
      @plutoniumuser 8 років тому

      Omg that what happened to me i studied my butt off for social studies then when i came to school it was L.A

  • @FBI-yo5wp
    @FBI-yo5wp 6 років тому +463

    Grades be like:
    A: Yes
    B: Ok..
    C: WHAT!?
    D: No phone for 6 months.
    F: Phone is back to Verizon.
    I just have to get straight A's this year, other wise I dont get to go to Las Vegas. Wish me luck 😅

    • @TheHeroCrunchy
      @TheHeroCrunchy 6 років тому +5

      I usually get As. Or 90+ for me in academics (precalc, ap chem, etc) except for my shop classes, finna keep failing that shit. But tbh my parents dont give af bout grades bih. All i gotta do is tell them im going onto the next grade lmaoo. But bro, get them As i dont want yo parents sending your phone back to verizon 😤 and get that trip to vegas

    • @FBI-yo5wp
      @FBI-yo5wp 6 років тому +2

      @@TheHeroCrunchy
      I was exaggerating a bit, but still. Thank you!

    • @bobrosstheboss5001
      @bobrosstheboss5001 5 років тому +4

      Sooooo........
      Did you go to Vegas?

    • @iggykad
      @iggykad 5 років тому +4

      quite contrary to my Asian friend
      A: good
      B: you have a possibility of death
      C: no food for a month
      D: torture and death
      F: plane crash on purpose

    • @v2_q4
      @v2_q4 5 років тому

      I Do Stuff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @emptystark
    @emptystark 9 років тому +247

    Anyone else on a swoozie marathon?

  • @pietercrause819
    @pietercrause819 10 років тому +21

    My way of cheating was a cunning method of deception and clever strategy.
    As my final year was playing out, i started planning for cheating for finals a whole year before the tests. I created a code for language and maths, the code looked like some kind of viking runes or dragon language mash up with a hint of arabic, i made an entire language just so i could cheat and the code could not be translated.
    When i finished my code, i started with phase 2.
    Phase 2 would take the longest of all my planning, i would start to decorate my textbooks and workbooks with my code, by copying the entire lord of the rings book and translate it into my own code. I would do it to all my books and put it on the back of every test, just to make the teachers used to my strange habits.
    Phase 3 would be crucial to creating an Alibi. This was where i started to run out of space in all my books, and start to decorate my book bag aswell. My strategy required people to think i am slightly insane and also very smart.
    Before the exams started, i copied my textbooks contents that would be on the test, onto my pencil cases and every other pencil and tool contained within.
    So i was able to breeze through everything but math, as math had a different code the teachers were not used to.
    Even though i destroyed the key to the code, i can still remember the rules and the grammar for the code.

  • @Gallity
    @Gallity 11 років тому +58

    I LOST IT AT "A DONKEY" OH MY GOS

  • @mrnoobneedsroubuxismyroblo5754
    @mrnoobneedsroubuxismyroblo5754 7 років тому +181

    A DONKE!
    Imagine that but in a Shrek voice
    A DONKEEEEE!

  • @bigwang1052
    @bigwang1052 7 років тому +604

    My parents grade system
    A: cool
    B: cool
    C: cool
    D: cool
    F: cool

    • @Papa.Pagan.
      @Papa.Pagan. 7 років тому +50

      My parents are like
      A-OMGGG MY BABYS GOIN TO HARVARD
      B-AWWWWEE SMARRTT
      C-ACCEPTABLE
      D-try harder baby
      E(YES WE HAVE E’S)-WTF IS THIS SHIT YOU BETTER RAIE YO SHIT BEFORE I TAKE AWAY YORU SHIT
      I currently have 3E’s ;))) midterms are next week

    • @lenelpobre1095
      @lenelpobre1095 7 років тому +16

      EM figs mine:
      A:very great
      B:great
      C:great
      D:great
      F:you are dead

    • @monke4349
      @monke4349 7 років тому +18

      100-90: a great gift
      89-76:good job
      75 or below:study up and raise those grades

    • @ariespisces7965
      @ariespisces7965 6 років тому +13

      My grades:
      You ain't see dem suckah!

    • @lauc6673
      @lauc6673 6 років тому +31

      My mums grading system
      A: good, you better keep em like that
      B: why not an A????
      C: wHY NOT AN A!?!?!?!?
      D & E: wheres LA chancla!?!?
      Dads grading system:
      A: amazing!
      B: well done!
      C: its fine, but just try to raise it, kay?
      D: at least youre passing.
      E: I'm disappointed, but I still believe you can pass if you work extra hard.

  • @metax73
    @metax73 11 років тому +65

    Studying, it's like cheating but you hide the answers in your brain. haha

  • @thal9303
    @thal9303 8 років тому +76

    at 2:39 I feel you bro, my parents are form Haiti.

    • @BigAmir05
      @BigAmir05 8 років тому

      Same here

    • @boshlovely2002
      @boshlovely2002 8 років тому +4

      Same mine are Haitian too, get a D in a test next thing u know ur moms the devil and she's pulling u into the depths of hell

    • @jwrld1121
      @jwrld1121 8 років тому

      whats your insta or kik

    • @pandabeast5344
      @pandabeast5344 8 років тому

      jamari woods I love your vids

    • @amarethedog873
      @amarethedog873 8 років тому +1

      nathalie menard mine are from barbados and man once they hold that belt up yo want to run as fast as you can on the fastest flight to china.

  • @lovefromwonderland
    @lovefromwonderland 4 роки тому +18

    I like how the dad is just standing there smiling while the mother beats the child with an ironing board

  • @attacklama223
    @attacklama223 11 років тому +88

    The awkward moment when its quiet in the classroom and your stomach start to make that loud dying whale sound ....anybody else see that on the chalkboard lol

  • @penelope3421
    @penelope3421 7 років тому +50

    "Can you send Adonkey to the office?" LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @AmpPerez
    @AmpPerez 5 років тому +20

    I can relate to this so hard I almost didn’t graduate this year bc I wasn’t passing AP Stat (I took all AP classes this year I just suck at math) so my guidance counselor called my dad to tell me to take this math test that I never took in order to pass the class. I had to learn Pi squared in an hour and took the test and got a 95 and STILL didn’t pass the class but my teacher loved me so she put in a bunch of homework grades and got me to 60.7%, scary times man scary times

  • @ericamooo
    @ericamooo 6 років тому +7

    watched these all before i even went to high school. now im binge watching all of these the summer after my graduation :’-) ❤️

  • @katelynneuy6637
    @katelynneuy6637 10 років тому +36

    In my english class, we have a code. Tap the eraser on the desk once for A, twice for B, three times for C and four for D. Then to specify which question, you tap the number on the desk with the pencil and for 10, you hit your elbow on the desk. So for 11 it would be elbow hit then tap your pencil once and so on.

    • @zainaba8265
      @zainaba8265 10 років тому +1

      damn you got it all planned out

    • @chrispiccolo2295
      @chrispiccolo2295 9 років тому

      Katelyn Neuy Damn thats some tom clancy, ghost protocol stuff right there

  • @marcohuertas6910
    @marcohuertas6910 7 років тому +54

    2:10 holy shit, i'm gonna start having this mindset now

  • @stephersluvsyou
    @stephersluvsyou 9 років тому +12

    "Let me come home saying some junk about having to repeat my senior year. Bet money I get beat with a coffee table from Ikea." HAHAHAHAHA omg xD

  • @ginnychase9466
    @ginnychase9466 7 років тому +10

    "I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS FAILING THIS CLASS" :P realist content since 2012

  • @hatsunemiku5694
    @hatsunemiku5694 8 років тому +264

    0:21 Do you see the abbreviations? And that note on the chalkboard?

    • @Raccoofoot
      @Raccoofoot 6 років тому +6

      That awkward moment when it’s quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that loud dying whale sound. Lol

    • @gailhay5867
      @gailhay5867 6 років тому

      Hatsune Miku yeah

    • @angie-hj5hk
      @angie-hj5hk 6 років тому

      1:30

    • @ignaziojaime9679
      @ignaziojaime9679 6 років тому

      brb,afk gaming calls

    • @edgelord-bd5pr
      @edgelord-bd5pr 6 років тому

      andrea your name is the same as mine in real life

  • @sailu47
    @sailu47 7 років тому +111

    I love the bit where he says: it's like cheating but I'm hiding the answers.........in my Brian 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @achaemenes9064
      @achaemenes9064 6 років тому +3

      Awesome Tipster11 brain*

    • @insanergamer79
      @insanergamer79 6 років тому

      Ur hiding the answers is brian os dang
      Me:BBBBRRRRIIIIIIAAANNNNN!!!

  • @iijeanzz--unclegreen9409
    @iijeanzz--unclegreen9409 7 років тому +229

    Something tells me you went to the same high school that im in right now 🤔 Mr. Abatiello is still here lmao #Warrior

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 5 років тому +107

    “Can you send A Donkey to the office?”

  • @CuteKitten321
    @CuteKitten321 11 років тому +85

    Hiding the answers in your brain! Genius!
    Imma do that.

  • @ckalave2114
    @ckalave2114 8 років тому +207

    I uhh can u send A DONKEY XD

  • @YokiDokiPanic
    @YokiDokiPanic 10 років тому +51

    I was a lone ranger when it came to cheating in high school.
    Now, I was in art school, so on a lot of classes I couldn't cheat. (What's there to cheat on? you can't cheat in Art!)
    But although my art grades were awesome, I was failing my theoretical classes. I want to draw for a living, why do I need Algebra? Teach me geometry instead!
    But I played it smart, and I did in on my own. I invented my own secret script. I would paint the answers as decorations on my clothes, as henna designs on my hands or scribble it on my school supplies. No one ever figured out what the deal with the symbols was. And because I was an art student, no one even asked.

    • @zainaba8265
      @zainaba8265 10 років тому

      that is very smart, i write the formulas on my calculator because they dont let us use reference sheets

    • @ThereIsNoMatch
      @ThereIsNoMatch 10 років тому +4

      zainab B I made a custom watch with a small paper slit that could slide in or out so I could pass my american history classes.
      But how come I had to learn history, if I'm getting a degree in Computer Science?

    • @zainaba8265
      @zainaba8265 10 років тому +2

      ThereIsNoMatch very smart.
      Why do u have to learn history if ur taking a degree in computer science.
      I honestly have no answer
      I thought going to medical school i would get rid of math but that didn't work so well.

    • @Benthesniperof8
      @Benthesniperof8 9 років тому

      ThereIsNoMatch Now While I don't live in america, I might have an answer. If you were attending a public school i believe its a thing that americans learn about american history. However I'm not 100 percent about this. Its Just a theory

  • @elengaming9604
    @elengaming9604 7 років тому +2

    I hope you do more than this, middle school and college. That would be amazing! I watched this on my phone. I was recently paralyzed from waist down, and it was the first time I had smiled since. (I've been in here in the hospital for 2 months, and since I watched these it is the only time I have smiled.) Gracias amigos!

  • @arctic_gaming7043
    @arctic_gaming7043 7 років тому +46

    " I look up o check the clear is coast "

  • @AnimeProduction101
    @AnimeProduction101 8 років тому +157

    I have a couple of different cheating methods. 1. Do as much of the test as possible then when you finish go to the bathroom and bring your phone with you. Then google all the answers you don't know. 2. Do the same thing as the first, do as much of the test as possible and when you finish go to the bathroom, but if you have a teacher who collects phones before a test, or will make sure you don't take your phone with you make sure you have a piece of paper that has formula's or answers tucked in your shoe. 3. For math I would write the formula's and/or save them in the calculator. The last method 4, write formulas or answers on the desk in pencil, and when you no longer need it just casually erase the writing.

    • @hevelyn3131
      @hevelyn3131 8 років тому +1

      I do #4 XD :P

    • @AnimeProduction101
      @AnimeProduction101 8 років тому

      Purplepink 10 The 4th one can be tricky. I make it look like me erasing the desk is a nervous habit. I usually go for method number one. It's easier, and I make sure that me going to the bathroom during class (I'm in college so I can just walk out whenever) is normal.

    • @Bloomzor
      @Bloomzor 8 років тому +11

      But the problem is, method #1 and #2 doesn't works if the teachers NEVER let us out when we're writing the test.

    • @hevelyn3131
      @hevelyn3131 8 років тому +1

      Bloom Exactly becuz I hate my teacher I you need to go with a buddy -.- Are u serious we no 6 year old kid XD so she says no becuz you can tell ur ''buddy'' the answers so when u do write on ur desk she doesn't care becuz she sits on the other end of the room at her desk AND we don't use calculators in test at all XD so I can rlly just do #4 and for me its rlly easy XD

    • @Bloomzor
      @Bloomzor 8 років тому

      Purplepink 10 same, we don't need a buddy tho O.O

  • @infokun3367
    @infokun3367 8 років тому +440

    Can u send a donkey

    • @hackthatalvin1082
      @hackthatalvin1082 8 років тому +1

      The Kitten what do u mean

    • @stroberibuni
      @stroberibuni 8 років тому +12

      HackThatAlvin :D It says in the video...

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 7 років тому +2

      Info Kun I'd definitely accept a donkey.

    • @delilahquintanilla6206
      @delilahquintanilla6206 7 років тому

      Hahahahaahahahahhahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xxunicorngamerxxc3341
      @xxunicorngamerxxc3341 7 років тому

      Info Kun I read this comment when they said that lol

  • @MoKuZai
    @MoKuZai Рік тому +1

    looking back at this video after almost a decade hits a nigga differently, yknow?
    might cry (i'm a high school junior now btw, hi swooz!)

  • @gmarie599
    @gmarie599 11 років тому +4

    Best mini break from studying for finals is to watch some Swoozie videos

  • @freebandz8228
    @freebandz8228 7 років тому +158

    YOU
    NAAA
    MEEEEE?

  • @carljohnson5781
    @carljohnson5781 8 років тому +155

    Lol cheating got me on honor roll

  • @lolunknown9830
    @lolunknown9830 5 років тому +19

    “I studied my booty off”
    Me: when i study my brain off, I watch swoozie

  • @andreavella4421
    @andreavella4421 10 років тому +61

    Today in my science test, I cheated in a way I never thought of and it is so simple
    Here is how to cheat in a test (my way):
    1) Make sure the student next to you is a close friend of yours and will never tell the teacher that you 'cheated'
    2) First, just start filling in all you know on dat paper, afterwards when you are done, grab a tissue from your pocket or something (also make sure the teacher isn't watching while doing this) and write the page,number etc about the question/s you don't know.
    3) throw the filled tissue to your partner in crime (or simply your friend). If he knows them, he will fill out the answers for you, and throws it back to you. (also to be fair he can write down questions that HE didn't know.
    4) Next thing you know you get A+ on dat paper!!! (or B,depending how good you are at school)

    • @andreavella4421
      @andreavella4421 10 років тому +1

      That is why you need a trustworthy friend. And make sure your teacher isn't looking

    • @SaHnieChan
      @SaHnieChan 9 років тому +1

      Andrea Vella when I was still in High school, we used an eraser for that. Half of the eraser was covered by this protection paper thingie, and we took it off, wrote the questions on the eraser, and then passed it to a friend. Nothing suspicious in borrowing an eraser for a sec from another student. ;)

    • @KViolin99
      @KViolin99 9 років тому +1

      Andrea Vella I remember people would share a calculator and pass it asking for the answers and giving the answers. Also morse code was a thing that was used... not by me.

    • @MiriamGarcia-uw7fi
      @MiriamGarcia-uw7fi 9 років тому +1

      SaHnieChan LOL I used to do this too. My friend and I sat together and on test day she'd have her eraser out and we'd pass it back and forth (we rarely used it, though). Truly genius. You can't fail with that method.

    • @nelly189
      @nelly189 9 років тому +3

      Andrea Vella This is the way i study:
      1)study until my eyeballs pop out of my head
      2)do the test
      3)hope that it went good.

  • @Postwar
    @Postwar 8 років тому +229

    at 2:58 you can see my name......lowkey shoutout lol jk

    • @equinoxthunda3296
      @equinoxthunda3296 8 років тому +2

      Postwar lol

    • @xenofox2673
      @xenofox2673 8 років тому +1

      Postwar lol

    • @asianpanda-cocclashroyale6907
      @asianpanda-cocclashroyale6907 8 років тому +1

      This is exactly why I became a Christian. In 8th grade I'm got around 80-85 percent with all the subject except science I always get 50% I actually prayed to god and I got 66%. Passed

    • @harisbegovic
      @harisbegovic 8 років тому +2

      Postwar

    • @Postwar
      @Postwar 8 років тому +1

      yeeees haris begovic

  • @SassyRiolu
    @SassyRiolu 9 років тому +76

    Why the heck did UA-cam unsubscribe me from Swoozie!? :(

    • @btsworld4009
      @btsworld4009 9 років тому +19

      you tube hates you bro 😔

    • @iiAngelic
      @iiAngelic 9 років тому +3

      +SassyRiolu I'm so sorry that happened to you 😞

    • @tigerishnose9818
      @tigerishnose9818 9 років тому +13

      I'm sorry for your loss.

    • @frankdocwra1461
      @frankdocwra1461 9 років тому

      Just resubscribie

    • @astrorips2683
      @astrorips2683 9 років тому

      +Frank Docwra no that's impossible

  • @nnyannor02
    @nnyannor02 4 роки тому +3

    It gets real when the teacher hands your test faced down like - it doesn't even matter if they flipped everybody else's..that pressure and fear of the unknown hits type different.

  • @jukage7353
    @jukage7353 5 років тому +37

    Me : *Takes one step in the office*
    Dad : *Super senses activated*
    Me : *Comes home* Mom! Dad! I’m ho -
    Dad : Bend over right now.
    Brother: *Hears* AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
    I don’t actually get whooped, I just wanted to make something funny :3

  • @Shivani-xy7jr
    @Shivani-xy7jr 9 років тому +40

    "Adonkey?" Oh my god lol I died

  • @EbolaSquirrel
    @EbolaSquirrel 6 років тому +6

    the line"parents from the grab whats closest to them and start swingin" made me sub homie lmao

  • @cherrygirl1569
    @cherrygirl1569 6 років тому +5

    The only episode that was my favorite was "Cheating in High School: Vol 2"
    Know why?
    Love how you came up with the plan.

  • @rahrah8208
    @rahrah8208 8 років тому +9

    "Can you send A...Ade..What does that say?I think it say Adonkey...CAN YOU ADONKEY?"XD

  • @clearcasket1555
    @clearcasket1555 10 років тому +10

    It is almost impossible to cheat in most of my high school classes. I'm a junior, and there are some teachers that are cracking down. One of my teachers forces all of my classmates and I far away from each other so that we couldn't cheat off each others paper. There are teachers that had out different copies of the test (where the questions are switched around) and then there are the ones where they purposefully leave out the 'answer book' and fail whoever looked in it for answer before a test.

  • @thehrchannel8983
    @thehrchannel8983 10 років тому +22

    I wouldn't want anyone involved in grading my paper other than the instructor. I had this one dude who graded my paper and he intentionally switched all my right answers to the wrong ones and I know it was on purpose. Of course I told on him and in this case I don't care if I was considered a snitch. From that point on the teacher decided to grade our papers like all teachers should!

    • @iamphax
      @iamphax 10 років тому +1

      Stfu snitch

    • @thehrchannel8983
      @thehrchannel8983 10 років тому +3

      Oh tough talk. Look at you. Talking shit on the internet. I'm so scared.

    • @thehrchannel8983
      @thehrchannel8983 10 років тому

      Why don't you get off till you grow up a bit?
      Or how about don't fuck with people's paper and you won't have to worry about shit?

    • @iamphax
      @iamphax 10 років тому +2

      TheHRchannel im joking lol id do the same xD

    • @thehrchannel8983
      @thehrchannel8983 10 років тому +3

      My bad. From an online perspective you sounded serious.

  • @user-bc8ge8nn2y
    @user-bc8ge8nn2y 6 років тому +46

    *IM OUT HERE GETTIN DIS PAPER*

  • @Flow-nf9lo
    @Flow-nf9lo 8 років тому +20

    WHEN I GET CAUGHT CHEATING IN A TEST
    TEACHER :HEY!!! WHY ARE U LOOKING AT HIS PAPER
    ME: UM UM NO MR I AM NOT CHEATING I WAS LOOKING AT A BUG CHEATING IS BAD RIGHT?

  • @tex5124
    @tex5124 7 років тому +10

    2:39
    1st kid: "mum i failed..."
    Mum: "BEATS SON TO DEATH"
    kid in the background: "life's great."

  • @lmdnightl7170
    @lmdnightl7170 9 років тому +82

    That thing about caribbean parents is true AF like I'm puertorrican and I don't want my momma throwing shoes at me

    • @marthamatias9001
      @marthamatias9001 9 років тому +4

      I'm Puerto Rican as well and I can confirm that what he is saying is true.

    • @johariaquart9669
      @johariaquart9669 9 років тому +3

      My parents are Jamaicans... So you know how they are😫😋

    • @saiteko2422
      @saiteko2422 9 років тому +1

      steam-wallet-money.com/?click=3c6c20

    • @mariovaldes131
      @mariovaldes131 9 років тому +2

      Yo I'm Cuban so... Yeah lol

    • @Timbobjr
      @Timbobjr 9 років тому +2

      johari aquart Yeah mon, they be angry Jamaicans

  • @kaylieg2954
    @kaylieg2954 6 років тому +70

    1:04 through 1:16 got me dead 💀. How else watching this in 2018

  • @keaxrah
    @keaxrah 11 років тому +6

    0:05 sWooZie" I never cheat only in high school and by high school I mean middle school maybe college, and my taxes, and on my driving test other than that I never do it......"

  • @kryscoolkid6011
    @kryscoolkid6011 8 років тому +82

    Crystal is my name but my name is Krystal

    • @sadiew3340
      @sadiew3340 8 років тому +2

      Why you being saying your real name on the internet?!?! You picture makes you look, what...9. By nine I already had enough common sense not to do that!

    • @jycegaming8530
      @jycegaming8530 8 років тому +1

      Lunar Lover OH SHIT SOMEONE GONNA FIND AND KILL HER CAUSE THEY KNOW HER NAME IS CRYSTAL

    • @성이름-n9z8m
      @성이름-n9z8m 7 років тому

      Kookie Monster holy shit someone is going to track her down because people know her name!!!!!!!!

    • @chickhicks7709
      @chickhicks7709 7 років тому

      aren't you special

    • @lunarsgg
      @lunarsgg 7 років тому

      Kookie Monster it doesn’t matter if you say your first name on the internet, what are people gonna do? Kidnap her by finding out her first name?

  • @bobeode
    @bobeode 9 років тому +42

    Just lost my drivers license: I BEEN OUT HERE GETTIN DIS PAPER!
    My dog just ran away: I BEEN, OUT HERE, GETTING THIS PAPER!!!!
    I got my first B on a report card? ...
    I.. *sniff* Been out here.. Getting.. *sniff* dis paper..
    😂😂😂

  • @cappery6422
    @cappery6422 5 років тому +29

    I swear when he said parents from the Caribbean I died 😂

  • @gort1863
    @gort1863 9 років тому +37

    Everyone says how gifted and intelligent I am but you ain't got a game without a few glitches. I have ocd, adhd, depression, stress, anxiety, insomnia, and autism and that fucked with my brain and effected my outcome in school.
    Question 1. 5×X=45 why?
    Answer: I saw a butterfly.
    I was getting F's left and right and almost got held back twice. But I pulled my shit together I'm fighting my glitches and I'm controlling them. Cheating is never the answer. Hard work and dedication is. Though this was funny Adonde.

    • @puppygamer2619
      @puppygamer2619 9 років тому

      The same happend to me >~< i have ocd,anxeinty,short term memory(And photoghrapic memory @_$),and thats it.Oh.My computer doesent work.

    • @gort1863
      @gort1863 9 років тому

      Yea, you can.

    • @gort1863
      @gort1863 9 років тому

      Well I guess insomnia wouldn't fall under the category of "mental disability or illness."

    • @xphragamer6963
      @xphragamer6963 9 років тому

      +WELL FUCK LOGIC X=9 AM I A GENIUS? YOU NA MEEEEE

    • @gort1863
      @gort1863 9 років тому

      *****​ kill him. Lol

  • @kristinawang3361
    @kristinawang3361 8 років тому +38

    I'm Asian and I sometimes cheat because my mom will kill me if I don't get an A

  • @jaydenlord8779
    @jaydenlord8779 9 років тому +113

    People used to cheat off me, so I earased all my right answers and did the wrong ones, and they copied all the wrong ones...then I pretended to turn in my paper with all the wrong answers, so they put it in too....then I went back to my seat and earased all the wrong answers with right ones and turned it in....the cheaters got an F and guess who got an A? ME!!! Lesson of the story:cheaters never win!

    • @nerdy1078
      @nerdy1078 9 років тому +7

      +jayden lord
      This plan is so... GOD-LIKE!
      *Gives trophy, cookies, crown, $1,000,000, and a new car*
      Have a nice day! :D

    • @jaydenlord8779
      @jaydenlord8779 9 років тому +1

      +The Gaming Pony heh lol thanks =D
      Gives 67 loolipops to The Gaming Pony

    • @atticusdalton4129
      @atticusdalton4129 9 років тому +2

      +jayden lord Omg you are freaking amazing! I never thought to do that!

    • @jaydenlord8779
      @jaydenlord8779 9 років тому +4

      +mara benfield
      lololololol thanks...try it!

    • @teamepix6391
      @teamepix6391 9 років тому +1

      +jayden lord that is so clever thanks I've been cheated off of and this will help me get back at those cheaters

  • @richietm6795
    @richietm6795 6 років тому

    You released this 1 day before “Nothing was the Same”. Brings back so many memories

  • @SirRockoRARE
    @SirRockoRARE 11 років тому +46

    It's sucks, because high school is WAY harder than college. And none of the stuff they teach you in high school really even matters in college. In high school, they just give out homework just to make you think it's really going to matter. The only thing high school is good for is making sure colleges recognize you. Other than that, it's pointless.

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 11 років тому

      Not only that they to be little you if you don't pass a test even if you
      studied for the test.

    • @TheCatlover192
      @TheCatlover192 11 років тому +7

      ***** It's even worse when you're high school is one of those Catholic College Prep schools. The work was a lot harder than in college. They try to get you to go to any college even if it's technical school or community college so that they can keep up their "99.9% of our students go on to further education" statistic. Also, the religion teachers are some of the most insensitive, homophobic jerks I've ever met. I go to a Catholic college but they are much more easygoing than my high school was.

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 11 років тому

      That sounded awful geez .

    • @Elk0990
      @Elk0990 11 років тому +9

      Not quite right. It is supposed to build your learning foundation and a good habit in pursuit for knowledge. If you ditch class, cheat and check for the easy way out, it could become a bad habit for your future education and even your career. It's all about the habit. although what they teach you are mostly shit for sure.

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 11 років тому

      Understandable .

  • @Happiii
    @Happiii 9 років тому +50

    I BEEN OUT HERE GETTIN' DIS PAPER!

  • @sarahleonard5358
    @sarahleonard5358 10 років тому +22

    The first and only time I ever cheated was when I was in 4th grade. I knew the answer to every question, except the last one where it asked what an example of a protein-rich vegetable was. I started repeating it under my breath and the girl behind me got so pissed she just whispered "broccoli" at me. Got a 100. Get up on my level.

    • @hooly69
      @hooly69 9 років тому

      I knew broccoli was good for something.

  • @abbiesketches4091
    @abbiesketches4091 6 років тому +17

    " can you send A donkey to the office"
    *Calls farm and hands teacher donkey *
    Enjoy!