My First Hickey 💋

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  • @itsalexclark
    @itsalexclark 10 років тому +2860

    If the uncontrollable urges you get when you smell the mystery fragrance are similar to my unstoppable desire to eat breakfast after I smell bacon then I totally get it. great video swoozie.

  • @RDCworld1
    @RDCworld1 10 років тому +3959

    I remember I emailed swoozie and actually got through to him, I asked him did he wanna work on a video together and some more information and he agreed for the most part, however we didnt quite exchange all the info I really want him to see our animation video we did its pretty amazing! please thumbs this up if you have time!

  • @StudioAnnLe
    @StudioAnnLe 10 років тому +382

    This paper cutouts are so cute! The suspense is killing me!

    • @jaqlinemartinez4815
      @jaqlinemartinez4815 10 років тому +8

      Omg I'm subscribed to you did not think I'll see you commenting on one of his videos. lol.
      P.S
      I just love your DIYS. lol.

    • @ItsJamisonJamison
      @ItsJamisonJamison 10 років тому

      nice would u like to use my music in your videos ann, swoozie has used some of mine :)

  • @dionnetx
    @dionnetx 6 років тому +2819

    "Feed the dogs make sure they dont die" lmao

  • @binnit8307
    @binnit8307 5 років тому +1437

    "This perfume was all up in my nostrils"
    Animation: has no nostrils

  • @yohalysantana6135
    @yohalysantana6135 7 років тому +2100

    I DIED WHEN HE TAPPED HER SHOULDER IT SOUNDED SO FUNNY

  • @LiamGillin
    @LiamGillin 10 років тому +454

    Your drawings make the stories so entertaining

  • @laluna3780
    @laluna3780 6 років тому +4558

    I bet the scent was vanilla...

    • @captaincumrag42069
      @captaincumrag42069 5 років тому +463

      I remember I was in high school and there was this one girl who sat in front of me in class just about everyday, and she would always wear some generic fucking women's perfume that sorta smelled like cinnamon, now I'm a simple guy, I like vanilla cake, vanilla ice cream, and the smell of vanilla. This particular day she put on a bunch of it, me joking around I told her you should try to wear some vanilla perfume instead, well she took that comment seriously and well, within 3 days she came in Smelling like a freshly baked vanilla cake straight from the oven my mom slaved over for 3 hours, let's just say she smelled nice, tho I made the fatal mistake of being a young guy oblivious to most forms of flirting and hinting, so I completely ignored that and turns out she liked me, one of the few girls that have lol but she moved away the next year and I felt like a dick for not really noticing her or paying attention to her cause shewas dropping subtle hints left and right but at the time I didn't notice em, idk about other guys but even if a slightly attractive girl puts on some kinda vanilla scent perfume or deodorant, she instantly becomes above average and I just kinda melt a little

    • @aidenisgucci3234
      @aidenisgucci3234 5 років тому +14

      quacker woah

    • @TG-xp5zw
      @TG-xp5zw 5 років тому +97

      Anything musky like vanilla or lavender is going to get a guy’s toes to curl

    • @joqzooo
      @joqzooo 5 років тому +20

      La Luna it's cotton candy

    • @gordanramsay1997
      @gordanramsay1997 5 років тому +74

      It's actually scientifically proven that men are attracted to vanilla scented things.

  • @daynamartin1892
    @daynamartin1892 8 років тому +1541

    who laughed so hard when he came up to tap her on the shoulder

  • @neszta
    @neszta 10 років тому +8872

    My first Hickey was from myself. On my Arm.

    • @blank5333
      @blank5333 10 років тому +573

      OH THANK GOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. I used to have a bad habit of giving myself hickeys, although at the time I didn't know what a hickey was so I just thought I kept getting bruises or something all over me...

    • @neszta
      @neszta 10 років тому +39

      LPSHappiness OnABun me too xD

    • @mayapapaya4295
      @mayapapaya4295 10 років тому +38

      Me too

    • @v2sgo
      @v2sgo 10 років тому +28

      same here lol

    • @avag4981
      @avag4981 10 років тому +17

      SAME haha

  • @Dauntless7005
    @Dauntless7005 5 років тому +2292

    8 year olds: What’s a hick-
    Everyone: leave

    • @d4fn175
      @d4fn175 5 років тому +22

      I am *s u n* and this is *y e s*

    • @stillin5369
      @stillin5369 5 років тому +33

      nO BUt seRiOusLY wHaT Is a HicKEY

    • @d4fn175
      @d4fn175 5 років тому +12

      SnP Sauce I hope nobody gets wooshed after this comment.

    • @charidymeeks9721
      @charidymeeks9721 5 років тому +3

      Hicky

    • @georgeross5195
      @georgeross5195 5 років тому +12

      The Sun I know it’s hella annoying when people wooosh a joke

  • @imsociallyawkward1612
    @imsociallyawkward1612 6 років тому +1641

    4:46 I don't even smell it,
    *i s m e l l i t*

    • @capricorn907
      @capricorn907 5 років тому +4

      Oh lord

    • @bm0.mp4
      @bm0.mp4 5 років тому +5

      I'm socially Awkward too

    • @ftg3039
      @ftg3039 5 років тому +6

      As soon as I saw the comment swoozie said it

    • @somecoolvlogs244
      @somecoolvlogs244 5 років тому +2

      @@ftg3039 wait, does he like the smell or he hates it

    • @abdijama5096
      @abdijama5096 5 років тому +1

      Aye 2019

  • @MagneticNews
    @MagneticNews 8 років тому +2813

    My first hickey was from a mosquito

  • @sueyoung1592
    @sueyoung1592 8 років тому +618

    "Shwshwshwshw voooooosh" one of the funniest parts of the video😂

  • @psar_1156
    @psar_1156 7 років тому +813

    ''Feed the dogs, make sure they don't die.'' Lmao I can't....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @megalomaniac0857
      @megalomaniac0857 6 років тому +4

      Anna Heath cant even feed myself

    • @guujjlu
      @guujjlu 6 років тому +2

      You can't? It's easy, put dog food in a bowl and wait for them to eat it. Simple as that!

    • @gilbertperez7914
      @gilbertperez7914 6 років тому

      Ikr

    • @lotusa2299
      @lotusa2299 6 років тому

      @@guujjlu you dont get what he means dont you

    • @guujjlu
      @guujjlu 6 років тому

      I’m joking

  • @sonix7809
    @sonix7809 6 років тому +2010

    My first kiss turned into me losing my virginity 😂

  • @micox298
    @micox298 7 років тому +233

    police: what was this girl name?
    Swoozie: ...🤐
    4:05

  • @liannapfister8255
    @liannapfister8255 8 років тому +494

    "Hand on a stack of Bible apps"😂

    • @qures5763
      @qures5763 7 років тому

      Lianna Pfister lol ikr😂

  • @anniibunni
    @anniibunni 8 років тому +850

    Dude, as a girl watching your videos, you've got mad game!

    • @tigatubereborn3694
      @tigatubereborn3694 7 років тому +11

      Anna Nikitin So do I so hit me up my number is (456-987-7462

    • @akaleoh
      @akaleoh 7 років тому +8

      Tiga tube Reborn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @drago9000
      @drago9000 7 років тому +8

      Tiga tube Reborn everyone can call you

    • @traneiceproctor9023
      @traneiceproctor9023 7 років тому

      Anna Nikitin right

    • @ivethguevara5653
      @ivethguevara5653 7 років тому

      Anna Nikitin x

  • @DevyDazzle
    @DevyDazzle 4 роки тому +238

    The scent is Cotton Candy Body Fantasies- he put it in the description of the 2nd video

  • @mila-ou2wh
    @mila-ou2wh 7 років тому +1687

    Feed your dogs,make sure they don't die! LOL!!!

  • @Stealth
    @Stealth 10 років тому +154

    new swoozie video is out= stop everything that you're doing

  • @theodosia8689
    @theodosia8689 7 років тому +925

    "Feed the dogs make sure they don't die" LMFAO

  • @Alyjx-ug6ev
    @Alyjx-ug6ev 6 років тому +127

    3:27 FEED THE DOGS MAKE SURE THE DONT DIE. 😂

  • @-bonitoflakes-4958
    @-bonitoflakes-4958 6 років тому +1282

    I'd kill for that mystery perfume.
    (not that i smell bad-i just want that....'pssssshhhtt' perfume)

    • @BigJerky1
      @BigJerky1 6 років тому +19

      Agustd-eeznuts. What is the fragrance

    • @ISTHATNOVA
      @ISTHATNOVA 6 років тому +14

      Cotton Candy

    • @kaylayanez378
      @kaylayanez378 6 років тому +5

      What if it's a bad smell idk

    • @x_.miyah._x8935
      @x_.miyah._x8935 6 років тому +6

      I feel like she was fishy lmao

    • @timtg8590
      @timtg8590 5 років тому +2

      Nahh you need that pisssss perfume

  • @jellietv4055
    @jellietv4055 10 років тому +136

    I lost it at, "Feed da dogs, make sure dey don't die."

  • @VNOMxVIPRZZ
    @VNOMxVIPRZZ 9 років тому +301

    This story should be called Netflix and Chill

  • @kweenq.2737
    @kweenq.2737 5 років тому +203

    Bra she said “feed the dog make sure he dont die”😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mikaylapayne6454
      @mikaylapayne6454 4 роки тому

      If you are going to say a different version of bro such as bruh, pls spell it like that because you probably mixed up bruh and bra just trying to help

    • @tymirehamilton6081
      @tymirehamilton6081 4 роки тому

      @@mikaylapayne6454 I think she meant "brah" something people said in 2007

  • @XDGenius
    @XDGenius 10 років тому +216

    One of my exes wore this birthday cake perfume...had me weak and slobbering.

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  10 років тому +163

      birthday cake??? I must investigate

    • @XDGenius
      @XDGenius 10 років тому +30

      sWooZie I think its sold at bath and body works. I'm telling you its amazing.

    • @dead4120
      @dead4120 9 років тому +2

      SWOOZIE?!?!

    • @nutellalover3449
      @nutellalover3449 9 років тому +1

      sWooZie :D

    • @ham2629
      @ham2629 9 років тому +8

      You didn't smell it. you SMEEEEEEEELED IT!!!!!!!

  • @MissEbbyGirl
    @MissEbbyGirl 10 років тому +78

    This isn't right Swoozie... I NEED to know this scent now. This power has to exist in my life.

  • @oneofakind8549
    @oneofakind8549 8 років тому +2947

    Feed the dogs and make sure they don't die😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @m4tT_11_
    @m4tT_11_ 5 років тому +192

    3:13
    200 likes and im calling that number

    • @crimsonszero
      @crimsonszero 5 років тому +14

      nobody gives a shit

    • @katekat6379
      @katekat6379 5 років тому +6

      Just call it 🌚🌚

    • @m4tT_11_
      @m4tT_11_ 5 років тому +1

      @@crimsonszero mayonnaise

    • @cjwhosthat9216
      @cjwhosthat9216 5 років тому +1

      Do it anyways

    • @m4tT_11_
      @m4tT_11_ 5 років тому +2

      So i did it and a voice bot said the number that you were trying to call is not available or somthing like that

  • @BeautyandtheBlog1
    @BeautyandtheBlog1 10 років тому +2507

    Liking before I watch because I already know the boss status lol.x

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  10 років тому +87

      BeautyandtheBlog1 ~ You complete me...

    • @jasperdaniels9045
      @jasperdaniels9045 10 років тому

      entirely agree

    • @josierushin3666
      @josierushin3666 10 років тому +7

      I knew this was going to be great even before I watched it!!!! xxx

    • @oscarperez3241
      @oscarperez3241 7 років тому +4

      Michelle l Beauty And The Blog hey this comment was from 2015!! Or 2014 idk

    • @vispiralgamingiv8462
      @vispiralgamingiv8462 7 років тому +3

      Michelle l Beauty And The Blog what about the above average what about us why it always got to be handsome go for cute instead of normal and cute

  • @SeageSpeaks
    @SeageSpeaks 10 років тому +118

    Master of storytelling. I must study your ways! Then forget them so people don't call me a Swoozie clone and organize a hate mob to take my head.

  • @sonjawright8977
    @sonjawright8977 6 років тому +130

    I don't even smell it. *I. SMELL. IT.*

  • @hamiltonfanangelica2204
    @hamiltonfanangelica2204 8 років тому +349

    I don't even smell it ....I SMELL IT!

  • @FashionableTrashcan
    @FashionableTrashcan 9 років тому +380

    "feed the dogs make sure they don't die" is what my Aunt says to me

    • @FashionableTrashcan
      @FashionableTrashcan 9 років тому +2

      +The Crazy Robloxian COINCIDENCE?I THINK NOT!
      ILLUMINATE CONFIRMED!
      ∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆

    • @FashionableTrashcan
      @FashionableTrashcan 9 років тому

      The Crazy Robloxian It was a joke,sorry but I'm a comedy Goddess
      *at least my friends say so*

    • @scottpalmer3108
      @scottpalmer3108 8 років тому

      Lol

    • @jesslee2836
      @jesslee2836 8 років тому

      +Fashionable Trashcan STAP IT 👿👿👿

    • @davidmontoya266
      @davidmontoya266 8 років тому

      +The Crazy Robloxian ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

  • @cyxnide3817
    @cyxnide3817 8 років тому +1219

    I know the fragrance name the name is pshshspshshshspshsh fragrance

    • @avamarie660
      @avamarie660 8 років тому +46

      Actually, it's woosh

    • @l420stonerl
      @l420stonerl 7 років тому +2

      [GD] Dem
      Heyyyyyyy whaaaaaaaaaaaatttss up guuuuuys MISTAAAAAA TTTTT LEXXXXXIFYYYY HERE BAAAACK WITH A NEWWW CALL OF DUUTY ZOMBIES VIDEO. AND IN THIIIIIIS VIDEO WE WILL BE LOOKING AT THE TOP 5 DICK MOVES IN ZOMBIES.

    • @youngboy1771
      @youngboy1771 7 років тому

      [GD] Dem p

    • @ohhekilledit8386
      @ohhekilledit8386 7 років тому +4

      Roblox Games it's actually wicsh wicsh wicsh wicsh fosh

    • @timotejglavina1688
      @timotejglavina1688 7 років тому

      You play gd?

  • @wrackspvrts
    @wrackspvrts 3 роки тому +10

    Jesus, I remember watching this video when I was 18 and trying so hard to figure out what the scent was. I decided it was probably vanilla and started wearing vanilla body spray every single day like, "You never know when you might run into swoozie." Except he lived in Florida and I lived in New Jersey.. so chances were already pretty slim LMAO

  • @BlastphamousHDGaming
    @BlastphamousHDGaming 10 років тому +605

    storytelling power level on 9000 O_O. im catching up though....all i need to do is learn to animate lol

    • @cannolimaster5845
      @cannolimaster5845 9 років тому +3

      BlastphamousHD Gaming But your's are better boi

    • @bunnystar2251
      @bunnystar2251 7 років тому +2

      BlastphamousHD Gaming my boi what up (I’m the one who sent the free Jared pic on Twitter)

    • @vellie2timesboss286
      @vellie2timesboss286 7 років тому +2

      BlastphamousHD Gaming true

    • @agentdorito8511
      @agentdorito8511 7 років тому +2

      BlastphamousHD Gaming noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is the best thing ever seen in my life jk

    • @supermavionnlogan4018
      @supermavionnlogan4018 7 років тому +3

      BlastphamousHD Gaming it you

  • @TheErik518
    @TheErik518 8 років тому +815

    The first hickey I got was when I was in 4th grade I was playing football during recess and I was having fun, but it was hella hot and so I went to a bench that happened to be under a tree. I was sitting there all by myself watching my friends play for a bit. Then some girl comes up and we start getting in some conversation. About ten minutes later I get up to go get some water that was like behind a building. And she comes up to me and she pins me against a wall and she starts sucking on my neck. I was all freaking out throwing my arms everywhere. She tells me to calm down and for some reason I did. And she continued to suck on my neck and she ran away. Walked back to my friends they was all like, dude you got something on your neck. I went in the bathroom and I looked in the mirror there was a hickey but back then I didn't know what it was called so I was all like WHAT THE FUCK. I went home my mom was like, how was your daaaa..... What the hell happened to you!! She went crazy lol

  • @alwayskaren7316
    @alwayskaren7316 7 років тому +255

    " I don't smell it, I smell it..." 😂

    • @Dakie-Chan
      @Dakie-Chan 6 років тому +1

      Farts in a nutshell

    • @sarahbrown3135
      @sarahbrown3135 5 років тому

      No no no it's "I don't smell it, I SMELL it..." 😂

  • @chillwatermelon7780
    @chillwatermelon7780 5 років тому +60

    The kids in the comments: wats a hiky
    Everyone else: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

  • @MCGIZZLE1
    @MCGIZZLE1 10 років тому +83

    SWOOZIE YOU'RE SUCH A FREAKING TEASE

  • @BebxOfficial
    @BebxOfficial 8 років тому +1602

    The first one I've had, was when I was sucking on my arm when I was like 5.

  • @MsOrange011
    @MsOrange011 9 років тому +418

    body fantasies Body spray, Cotton candy - You're welcome.

    • @Zcee
      @Zcee 9 років тому +2

      Are you the one? :O

    • @Zcee
      @Zcee 9 років тому

      Nevermind, I read the description of part 2

    • @MsOrange011
      @MsOrange011 9 років тому +3

      Echo haha i didn't know that he wrote it in the description, he mentioned it a few weeks ago on snapchat

    • @strawberryeri
      @strawberryeri 9 років тому +7

      Reyhan K. You know what's ironic? I have this body spray...

    • @allfodatmusic2630
      @allfodatmusic2630 9 років тому +1

      That got bad reviews XD someone said it smells like an ash tray lol

  • @spider6396
    @spider6396 6 років тому +414

    2019???? Any one....um....AnY OnE?!?!??

  • @brostinkles1
    @brostinkles1 10 років тому +36

    sWooZie you got to start posting more videos bro. These stories make my day

  • @smellyiggy9880
    @smellyiggy9880 10 років тому +29

    "I don't even smell it, I smell it..." -Swoozie 2014

  • @unhappybacon3292
    @unhappybacon3292 10 років тому +1475

    I used to have this mosquito bite on my neck, and my classmates thought I had a boyfriend who gave me a hickey...
    PFFT "Boyfriend" ahaaa....
    That'll never happen...

    • @theonlykathrynbaker
      @theonlykathrynbaker 10 років тому +10

      Darrrrrling I never thought I would get a boyfriend but then I got one before most of my friends. :3

    • @DoodleSnozzle
      @DoodleSnozzle 10 років тому +10

      lol who the hell thinks mosquito bites look like hickeys...

    • @asurathekishin5432
      @asurathekishin5432 10 років тому +2

      youl find the guy for you every one does just have hope it takes time is all and jw how does a misquito bite look like a hicky? ones purple redish and flat the others just red and bumps up

    • @tristanmoller9498
      @tristanmoller9498 10 років тому

      whats a hickey??

    • @simonsieber5779
      @simonsieber5779 10 років тому

      Tristan Möller When some One kisses you (mostly on neck) and sucks the skin so it turns violet

  • @TheSavior327
    @TheSavior327 5 років тому +58

    Swoozie what cheat codes u using cause u get all ladies

  • @samuelodan2376
    @samuelodan2376 8 років тому +71

    "feed the dogs and make sure they don't DIE"
    😁

    • @Alex-rs5dz
      @Alex-rs5dz 7 років тому

      samuel odan
      😂😂😂😂Lolol😂😂😂😂

  • @RemixPicture
    @RemixPicture 10 років тому +32

    As a man, I can say that Swoozie is right. Fragrance is a key thing (but not the only one) to make us weak.

    • @brycehoffman8941
      @brycehoffman8941 10 років тому +5

      You're kidding right? Fragrance has never once played a part in the girls I've been interested in

    • @Spades20XX
      @Spades20XX 10 років тому +4

      Bryce Hoffman Your women must have smelled like....
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      Nothing.

    • @Emmie1992
      @Emmie1992 10 років тому +2

      Bryce Hoffman
      Maybe because you have never been close enough to them to smell them :( -foreveralone-, jokes aside, There's always a certain someone that bitch slaps you with their nice fragrance, smell plays such a big role when you like someone and you're close to them.

    • @brycehoffman8941
      @brycehoffman8941 10 років тому

      Nobody has ever said "Mmm she smells good...I wanna hook up with her because she smells good"

    • @Spades20XX
      @Spades20XX 10 років тому +3

      Of course not! It's just always been a big plus. (To me)
      Like a big fat juicy cherry on top of an already good sundae...

  • @uhhlexis434
    @uhhlexis434 9 років тому +491

    You have hella interesting and crazy stories and Im just here chllin with a boring life.

  • @dailydoseoftea2275
    @dailydoseoftea2275 5 років тому +110

    He’s saying Victoria secret

    • @ratatata7420
      @ratatata7420 5 років тому +3

      daily dose of tea I heard cotton candy

    • @strnvii
      @strnvii 4 роки тому +5

      Cotton candy body fantasies vanilla
      He said it in a video

  • @5theshortone
    @5theshortone 8 років тому +76

    His description of the cheerleader and big booty Latina that sit in front of the guy is so true for me

  • @tparty4
    @tparty4 10 років тому +238

    I got my first hickey in 1st grade when everyone was playing vampires at recess and this girl didn't really understood how it worked so she tackled me and sucked on my neck for the rest of recess and the next day I had a hickey

    • @chloewinston322
      @chloewinston322 10 років тому +5

      OMFG😂

    • @gabe718
      @gabe718 10 років тому +15

      Dang dude what the fuck

    • @xgeorge12345
      @xgeorge12345 10 років тому +2

      lmfao ¯\(º_o)/¯

    • @xbrossiveaggro8346
      @xbrossiveaggro8346 10 років тому +15

      I laughed so hard reading this, that I woke my mom up.

    • @v2sgo
      @v2sgo 10 років тому +5

      Comment 10/10
      Pikachu w/ mustache 10/10

  • @mackiequackie6187
    @mackiequackie6187 8 років тому +670

    THERE. IS. AN. EMOJI. IN. THE. TITLE.
    Case closed

  • @motalkswithmo3291
    @motalkswithmo3291 4 роки тому +1

    back when ppl didn’t like long videos. we like em now swooz. we like em now.

  • @NoName88
    @NoName88 7 років тому +696

    Bruh kids in my school are already having hickeys in 8th grade

    • @alexthe56kg
      @alexthe56kg 7 років тому +39

      ___CRAZY GAMING___ the kids at my school got hickeys I’m 6th and 7th grade

    • @gyrosupreme6188
      @gyrosupreme6188 7 років тому +26

      ___CRAZY GAMING___ kids at my school give hickeys to each other in the back of the fukin class 😹

    • @Ben-ov9pc
      @Ben-ov9pc 6 років тому +6

      I got my first in 6th

    • @honkifyouthinkimhot7387
      @honkifyouthinkimhot7387 6 років тому +1

      ___CRAZY GAMING___ rip

    • @ducc1156
      @ducc1156 6 років тому +2

      I know people who have had them in 6th

  • @carolinakowalczyk9574
    @carolinakowalczyk9574 10 років тому +139

    There is no such thing as "Too much Swoozie". We don't care. Make an hour long video. We'll watch it.

    • @jjslide1
      @jjslide1 10 років тому +7

      true dat

    • @bihazards
      @bihazards 10 років тому +18

      ***** Irrelevant, but there is a "translate text" button for your comment and it changes your "true dat" to "true that" which is absolutely perfect XD

    • @misscherrie98
      @misscherrie98 10 років тому

      Tooo true!

  • @o0Brick0o
    @o0Brick0o 10 років тому +46

    "This video is getting too long..."
    NO IMPOSSIBLE! Can never have too much Swoozie

  • @docmagmaz6715
    @docmagmaz6715 3 роки тому +2

    Idk why but 1:46 was HILARIOUS 😂 the tapping on the shoulder was my weakness

  • @WeaponSycthSoulEvans
    @WeaponSycthSoulEvans 10 років тому +48

    YESH new video. Been waiting forever for this.

    • @owen9943
      @owen9943 10 років тому +3

      now we have to wait longer. wttf!

  • @DmanUNT2014
    @DmanUNT2014 10 років тому +167

    "This is not a game, this is real life no respawns." Some fragrances just make you weak man, I'm talking about you're legs turn to jello. These girls really do think it's a game and I'm just like "you know what you doing, and you can't keep doing what you did." Lol

    • @ssswaggnificent
      @ssswaggnificent 10 років тому +3

      Ooh piece of candy ~ Troy Woodson

    • @StromboliJonez
      @StromboliJonez 7 років тому

      I see u dman lol this popped up in my recommended

  • @adolforamirez3050
    @adolforamirez3050 8 років тому +965

    my first hickey was by this leech and it couldnt stop sucking my neck it was amazing i fainted by how good it felt

  • @tobyroach516
    @tobyroach516 6 років тому +55

    It's confirmed the girl was waring lynx Africa

  • @guillermomg2071
    @guillermomg2071 7 років тому +277

    However, did you remember to Feed the dogs? Did you make sure they dont die XD

  • @hoxypodcast
    @hoxypodcast 8 років тому +440

    Dying to know what fragrance she used >:(

    • @a.f9880
      @a.f9880 8 років тому +3

      Same 😭

    • @mlk030179
      @mlk030179 8 років тому +3

      fr!

    • @Mafiososam
      @Mafiososam 8 років тому +32

      essence of darude sandstorm

    • @hoxypodcast
      @hoxypodcast 8 років тому +4

      how do u guys know? with what evidence??

    • @connorzamora9773
      @connorzamora9773 8 років тому +8

      Cotton Candy. It's in the description of the second video. Silly goose.

  • @LancerDancerKatie
    @LancerDancerKatie 10 років тому +334

    I remember the first time I got a hickey...I gave it to myself. I was only 10 and I was sucking on my arm and then 5 minutes later I was like wtf is this. My mom and friends wouldn't stop making fun of me till this day. *facepalm* I swear I need mental help. :/

  • @sunnykimmy
    @sunnykimmy 6 років тому +4

    I'm in love with your content. Truly. Also, I'm kind of inspired. Legit, I've thought to myself plenty of times that if I ever were to start a You Tube channel it would be something with art, animation and storytelling. So this great. :D

  • @Gallity
    @Gallity 10 років тому +29

    Thank you, for always making me laugh. You're amazing.

  • @mhmm8885
    @mhmm8885 7 років тому +280

    Aye if you ever forget or don’t know someone’s name but it’s to awkward to be ask them just ask them how to spell it 😂

    • @samanthaevans5282
      @samanthaevans5282 6 років тому +1

      Panic!at Thedisco I do dat

    • @shayla4084
      @shayla4084 6 років тому +21

      When you do this and they say it’s spelt just how it sounds 😒

    • @jolenewaters2665
      @jolenewaters2665 6 років тому

      Panic!at Thedisco hiiii Brendon I love you and your music bye

    • @xgrxxn-_-lightx6228
      @xgrxxn-_-lightx6228 6 років тому +3

      What if there name is easy and they make fun of u for not knowing how to spell such an easy name

    • @p-h-a-n-t-o-m
      @p-h-a-n-t-o-m 6 років тому +1

      "how do you spell your name?"
      "e-l-l-a..."

  • @LilJosieLeAnn
    @LilJosieLeAnn 10 років тому +27

    Hurry lets get this video to over 1million views so Swoozie will upload part 2 early(he said so on Facebook) where the name of the Demon Scent will be revealed!

  • @bluebellsfan8704
    @bluebellsfan8704 4 роки тому +1

    I hate when that "GUST" is up it your face, it happens to me
    love the jokes and video 😂👏🏽👍🏽

  • @GrimmBoii
    @GrimmBoii 8 років тому +160

    the girl be like to the perfume
    *MY PRESHUSE*

  • @karinachodykina9841
    @karinachodykina9841 8 років тому +564

    I wanna know what that demon fragrance😂

    • @mollysalter9751
      @mollysalter9751 7 років тому +39

      Karina Chodykina Cotton candy

    • @nashiigamez8418
      @nashiigamez8418 7 років тому +5

      Diamond Judge HOW MUCH IS IT TELL ME

    • @dcsvppq
      @dcsvppq 7 років тому +16

      Nashii Gamez body fantasy for like $8 u can get it at Walmart if your in the us if not u can get it at fragrance x .com if you’re in Canada like me lmao

    • @nashiigamez8418
      @nashiigamez8418 7 років тому +2

      alexandra ramos Thank you so much! your like my favotire person right now

    • @dcsvppq
      @dcsvppq 7 років тому

      Nashii Gamez np goodluck

  • @nodotwhales
    @nodotwhales 10 років тому +28

    Great art style Swooz!

  • @harveydavies8639
    @harveydavies8639 6 років тому +5

    "This is real life no resprawns" that had me laughing 😂

  • @oafkad
    @oafkad 10 років тому +44

    For those of you out there that aren't painfully attractive. Do >not< use sWooZie 's lines for that girl after class.
    You will get police called on you.
    Cute story and I absolutely love the mix of paper and animation.

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  10 років тому +28

      Isles of Scion ~ ROTFLOL. I honestly was so frustrated, I didn't even think before I walked up to her in the hallway

    • @JC50000000
      @JC50000000 10 років тому

      sWooZie are all of these stories real xD

  • @cornpeal8945
    @cornpeal8945 8 років тому +34

    When a 5 minute video used to be "too long"

  • @cecedillon530
    @cecedillon530 9 років тому +228

    I was that one girl in class who never had a crush.....and everyone would ask me who is your crush

    • @solo_player_5892
      @solo_player_5892 9 років тому +40

      And then you would say no then theyre like stop lying

    • @clockworkspiral
      @clockworkspiral 9 років тому

      iklapina ikr?

    • @daisylune9858
      @daisylune9858 9 років тому +5

      Same! I've had maybe 1 or 2 crushes but they all ended up liking my BFF so I was like ok, and I haven't had a crush for years XD this is why I'll die alone

    • @feelinginfinitesimal8674
      @feelinginfinitesimal8674 9 років тому

      I had that problem. It makes me uncomfortable when someone asks me who my crush is. And I still do, only have had one crush in my entire life

    • @MorrowManners
      @MorrowManners 9 років тому +1

      Same! I never had a crush on someone so far, but all of my friends are like "Who do you loveeeeee!"

  • @caroleancolonel7119
    @caroleancolonel7119 5 років тому

    When I’m bored I watch my boy sWooZie 12 videos a day dang

  • @davidnguye.n
    @davidnguye.n 8 років тому +26

    2 million people didnt wanna see part 2 for whatever reason, lol. If u're one of them, comment why lmao

  • @junkenoshima833
    @junkenoshima833 8 років тому +387

    You should of just asked how do you spell your name when she gave you her number.

  • @jadeo8576
    @jadeo8576 10 років тому +18

    Swoozie.....How could you do this to us?You give us an awesome video we waited 400,000,000,000,001 years for, and then you cut it and say we gotta come back next week?!?!

  • @LionO2789
    @LionO2789 5 років тому

    Dude haven't seen your videos in years. I thought you had given up on UA-cam. Glad I found your new channel

  • @rosej1628
    @rosej1628 10 років тому +8

    Swoozie your storytelling skills are BOMB

  • @woodah33
    @woodah33 10 років тому +8

    "No re-spawns" LMAO

  • @TheGamerCube0
    @TheGamerCube0 10 років тому +14

    Swoozie: HEY *TAP* *TAP* *TAP*
    Me: WHA-AHAHAHAHAH
    1:47

  • @ballooneyyy
    @ballooneyyy 6 років тому +2

    2:40 "and she's fighting back this big old grin on her face and im just like 'this..little..mix....' i died right here

  • @THATCANADIANDUDE682
    @THATCANADIANDUDE682 10 років тому +36

    This girl on a bus back home from a school ski trip asked if she could lay her head on my shoulder. I said yea, and my 13 year old brain was like "Oh hell yes!". She let me rest my head on hers and we listened to heavy metal the rest of the way home... Don't know why we did that, but still nice. But I never found out her initial motive.
    Maybe this comment was too long. Meh! :3

  • @chuckingknives
    @chuckingknives 10 років тому +94

    i can't tell if he really liked the smell or thoroughly despised it

    • @BorisRDeyanov
      @BorisRDeyanov 10 років тому +45

      At 1:04, he said "Girls would have too much power over me." By saying this, Swoozie is implying that the fragrance would have too much effect on him; the word "power" directly states this. If you hated a smell, would you be in the state of sexual attraction Swoozie was in? Probably not.

    • @TyphloLove
      @TyphloLove 10 років тому +27

      what is this high school english

    • @chuckingknives
      @chuckingknives 10 років тому

      jesus Boris Deyanov

    • @Eddierewrwrwerw
      @Eddierewrwrwerw 10 років тому

      He also said it was delicious

    • @chuckingknives
      @chuckingknives 10 років тому

      im sorry but he never clearly stated that it smelled really good or really bad

  • @mxna7
    @mxna7 8 років тому +321

    if u say cut it then U NEED TO CUT IT CUT IT

  • @nabeelhakeem3593
    @nabeelhakeem3593 3 роки тому +3

    You are a master of story telling

  • @tony91200211
    @tony91200211 10 років тому +23

    About time you make a video!!!

  • @nightcorebrooklyn3177
    @nightcorebrooklyn3177 6 років тому +8

    Your videos never get old they are great

  • @FelicityGaea
    @FelicityGaea 10 років тому +38

    I love your stories.

  • @Daltonjabs
    @Daltonjabs 6 років тому

    Why are you the most relatable vlogger ?

  • @iceloveanime
    @iceloveanime 10 років тому +29

    from what i'm hearing IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS!