Sexless Innkeeper

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  • Опубліковано 14 січ 2025

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  • @swoozie
    @swoozie  7 років тому +3909

    **SPOILER ALERT: There were actually a few more times she stopped by but this vid was getting too long so I cut it out. The worst news about all this is that each morning she pulled the "can I keep these clothes you let me borrow/sleep in?" Moment of silence for all the clothes lost in the struggle

  • @anais162
    @anais162 7 років тому +2447

    When swoozie posts, issa holiday.

  • @DeckofLies
    @DeckofLies 7 років тому +12821

    swoozie holds the world record for most girls kissed without smashing

    • @DeckofLies
      @DeckofLies 7 років тому +611

      Still gets more girls than most who do smash tho

    • @william.giordano
      @william.giordano 7 років тому +235

      did you just comment on yourself? because that's how you comment on yourself

    • @LichKArthus
      @LichKArthus 7 років тому +126

      Not That Difficult Drake from Drake and Josh is a close 2nd

    • @rosefrance5685
      @rosefrance5685 7 років тому +24

      Not That Difficult trueee

    • @zamarri7495
      @zamarri7495 7 років тому +15

      I mean it's not that difficult skilld

  • @williamalvarado758
    @williamalvarado758 4 роки тому +1937

    What do you have that Chris Brown doesnt?
    A clean criminal record

    • @kuzma1113
      @kuzma1113 4 роки тому +5

      lol that's so funny

    • @___Ryan___
      @___Ryan___ 4 роки тому +4

      Smh

    • @kittyklawzarts4406
      @kittyklawzarts4406 4 роки тому +6

      Real tattoos, anyone else notice his tattoos always changing... come on, I finally figured out algorithm, this is gaming? I didn't e e. Know I was playing? I just was curious on how to do animations, your are super cute tho. The voices and innocence when u do tha smooches makes me laugh. N quite frankly I need to laugh

    • @kittyklawzarts4406
      @kittyklawzarts4406 4 роки тому +1

      Plus I started to get a addiction type of feeling with his damn sexiness. Just too much honey and talent, n ew dont make me go there. I didn't know these games make me wanna wiggle sum

    • @Hairconfections
      @Hairconfections 4 роки тому

      Well actually, I was brought into custody after stealing my neighbor's babies. I am facing 60 years

  • @deathdealer13cat
    @deathdealer13cat 7 років тому +1186

    god you could make a TV show with the amount of stories you got bro

    • @ash-bl4xb
      @ash-bl4xb 7 років тому +11

      deathdealer13cat I WISH THEY FUCKING DID JESUS IS HE GOOD AT STORY TIMES 😍

    • @mayadougall1384
      @mayadougall1384 7 років тому

      Try Jessii Vee XD

    • @gamergeek3081
      @gamergeek3081 7 років тому +13

      Maya Dougall I love Jessii Vee!

  • @AyoTeoFVR
    @AyoTeoFVR 7 років тому +3786

    Rolex 🙌🏽 thanks for the love 🔥

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  7 років тому +465

      +Ayo & Teo - track is fireeeeeee. Saw y'all dancing to it on a vid and was an insta buy. Actually like that y'all can make a hot track w/o cursing

    • @bloodnessx
      @bloodnessx 7 років тому +32

      ago & teo🔥🔥🔥 we so lit right now🎹🎹

    • @christiantamez2022
      @christiantamez2022 7 років тому +32

      Ayo & Teo y'all watch swoozie that's tight

    • @sekani2273
      @sekani2273 7 років тому +11

      Ayo & Teo yazzz

    • @blueangel6326
      @blueangel6326 7 років тому +10

      Ayo & Teo I didn't know y'all watched swoozie aye that's tight

  • @k.adebanjo1194
    @k.adebanjo1194 7 років тому +4387

    I swear it was daytime when the video started...

    • @smoldemon3952
      @smoldemon3952 7 років тому +62

      Just realized that...

    • @foreignkeys3980
      @foreignkeys3980 7 років тому +12

      K. Adebanjo its really logan paul and julia. we all know

    • @samjohnson8597
      @samjohnson8597 7 років тому +8

      K. Adebanjo it was

    • @jolo7
      @jolo7 7 років тому +3

      K. Adebanjo
      Just realized!

    • @Isitjustrach
      @Isitjustrach 7 років тому +6

      yay daylights savings!!

  • @jrubye5325
    @jrubye5325 5 років тому +1598

    "What does Logan have that I don't "
    Me: a dead body

  • @l3ecomeking846
    @l3ecomeking846 7 років тому +1708

    bruh, like i wonder does any of the girls he talks about, ever watch his vids and be like, this nigga here is talking about me

    • @miskogiizhigookwe
      @miskogiizhigookwe 7 років тому +7

      l3ecome KinG lmfaoooo

    • @gdragon42069
      @gdragon42069 7 років тому +5

      l3ecome KinG There are stories alluding to that. Look in his older videos. Hell, there's even a story out there about him and a viewer.

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  7 років тому +420

      To give u some insight, about 3 out of 10 of the ppl I talk about in my vids find out it's them but they're usually okay with it for the most part because I put them on blast but not by name and I don't make it too obvious. How it usually goes is the closer I let someone to me, I've noticed they start watching my videos less which is kinda sad

    • @SharvaAnime
      @SharvaAnime 7 років тому +96

      He has talked about that before. Sometimes he'd go on dates and girls would ask him if he was going to talk about them. Some of them will act crazy for fame & attention. It's like a new form of gold-digger

    • @jahaitian94
      @jahaitian94 7 років тому +7

      they know what it is when they sign up....now they got to run it up lmao

  • @giovannisancez3228
    @giovannisancez3228 7 років тому +4261

    Lets call this guy sWooZie(its not really sWooZie)

  • @Ido_and_dontexist5
    @Ido_and_dontexist5 7 років тому +627

    4:19
    Girl: can I spend the night.
    Swoozie: Idk girl... Show me the car fax.

  • @EbolaSquirrel
    @EbolaSquirrel 6 років тому +58

    THAT APARTMENT AND DESK SETUP IS GOLDEN. as a desk enthusiast I appreciate the clear and white mix with a natural mix with the plant there. must be amazing at night

  • @soupyhour93
    @soupyhour93 6 років тому +3948

    I know it really wasn't logan Paul but some how I'm convinced it was

  • @abovebeyond2191
    @abovebeyond2191 7 років тому +5437

    if I get lost in the sea of comments remember me

    • @kmasonsos
      @kmasonsos 7 років тому +33

      Micah Sharpley no

    • @RychecksWorld
      @RychecksWorld 7 років тому +46

      Micah Sharpley YOU WILL NEVER BE LOST

    • @RedShiftJ29
      @RedShiftJ29 7 років тому +66

      Micah Sharpley lmfaoooo you'll never be lost now my child

    • @julianalston120
      @julianalston120 7 років тому +17

      Micah Sharpley you're pinned

    • @bleachbleacher6979
      @bleachbleacher6979 7 років тому +16

      Micah Sharpley you rose to the top of it

  • @IridiumTV
    @IridiumTV 7 років тому +3589

    The real question is.....did you get your clothes back?

    • @benrii_
      @benrii_ 7 років тому +132

      iRidium
      rumors say that he never saw them again 0.0

    • @superwolf4965
      @superwolf4965 7 років тому +25

      Beril Ly Ella Nooooooooooo

    • @Solwiz
      @Solwiz 7 років тому +14

      iRidium iridium watches swoozie!?!? :O

    • @angelapederson4755
      @angelapederson4755 7 років тому +5

      Dope sick

    • @elli4612
      @elli4612 7 років тому +6

      iRidium I am reading this before the vid is done and I'm like ……wat😐

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 5 років тому +1786

    So basically, she's a homeless person.

  • @justinperry9771
    @justinperry9771 7 років тому +800

    "NO MY TOYS GET AWAY"

  • @skeptc8
    @skeptc8 7 років тому +494

    "Can i play with that to-" "NO MY TOY!......GET AWAY!" -sWooZie 2018

    • @smsdamiracle
      @smsdamiracle 7 років тому +3

      Skepto Girl if you're gonna do something you got to do it right, dawg. This is 2017 swooz

    • @TheVictoriamimi
      @TheVictoriamimi 6 років тому

      Big Black Toy

    • @libertyprime398
      @libertyprime398 5 років тому

      @@TheVictoriamimi Police:mam get in the police car

  • @jaydenng172
    @jaydenng172 7 років тому +181

    I like how this vid is so long the vid started at morning and ended at night

  • @srj6963
    @srj6963 5 років тому +499

    Plot twist:
    He’s actually talking about what he dreams about and he’s just telling us the strories 😂

    • @jdatboi724
      @jdatboi724 5 років тому +42

      SR J GAMING He’s so good at storytelling I wouldn’t mind if that was the case

    • @Rizzlerfanum12402
      @Rizzlerfanum12402 4 роки тому

      Really?

    • @srj6963
      @srj6963 4 роки тому +1

      @@jdatboi724 same

    • @Nestle245
      @Nestle245 3 роки тому +4

      I think he's telling the truth. He's very sociable and funny, girls naturally love that.

    • @vrexyyzeditz
      @vrexyyzeditz 3 роки тому

      @@Rizzlerfanum12402 Its a plot twist, its just a joke.

  • @acaciawilliams8289
    @acaciawilliams8289 7 років тому +1858

    Remember when swoozie was "waiting till marriage"

  • @pokeprime94
    @pokeprime94 7 років тому +1192

    “What do I have that Logan doesn’t?”
    A conscious

    • @fatimajameel1357
      @fatimajameel1357 6 років тому +48

      Poke Prime *conscience

    • @zain4019
      @zain4019 6 років тому +17

      Fatima Jameel lol for 5 months no one corrected them until you xD

    • @donjoel6754
      @donjoel6754 6 років тому

      Poke Prime I'm ded 😂😂😂😂

    • @nchetambaraonye4554
      @nchetambaraonye4554 6 років тому

      Poke Prime
      Parody

    • @cermit2376
      @cermit2376 6 років тому +5

      A conscious
      A heart
      A brain

  • @elijahmiller7700
    @elijahmiller7700 7 років тому +194

    Dear God, thank you. Swoozie has uploaded twice in two weeks. This is a miracle.

  • @WillowFaded
    @WillowFaded 4 роки тому +76

    Let’s give the no smash only kiss award to swozie

  • @eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842
    @eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842 7 років тому +1231

    Who was having a How I met your mother flashback?

    • @Fortniteclips-xk7gy
      @Fortniteclips-xk7gy 7 років тому +14

      Thomas Keane me I've seen every episode of that show at least 12 times

    • @eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842
      @eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842 7 років тому +2

      OMG, I 12 times! o.0 ahaha

    • @ariannamenin5761
      @ariannamenin5761 7 років тому +2

      Thomas Keane omg yees i thought i was the only one haha

    • @Scamspam
      @Scamspam 7 років тому +16

      The Sexless Innkeeper is a theory/concept made up by the show/Barney, right?

    • @lukemoonwalker8444
      @lukemoonwalker8444 7 років тому +1

      Thomas Keane I'm surprised he never watched the show...

  • @quokkabearlyfe6281
    @quokkabearlyfe6281 7 років тому +646

    Am I the only one who pauses the video just to read those 1 second captions he puts up?

    • @morganrhae3476
      @morganrhae3476 6 років тому +5

      no I do it to!

    • @scarlettcorbett6719
      @scarlettcorbett6719 6 років тому +4

      No ur not alone

    • @jessiem1042
      @jessiem1042 6 років тому +3

      QuokkaBearLyfe OMG I LOVE QUOKKAS HRNRHDHDJJDJWJWNSJDJHFNDBWJJQHWOEBXBHEHDHHDGEGGWVWVWDU

    • @dst4537
      @dst4537 6 років тому +4

      QuokkaBearLyfe nah I do it like all the time your not alone

    • @blakemsoane2993
      @blakemsoane2993 6 років тому +1

      No

  • @boatboystrackclub6528
    @boatboystrackclub6528 7 років тому +2217

    I use you for laughs

    • @pvpsouls77
      @pvpsouls77 7 років тому +13

      Avery Bradley's Son your everywhere lmao

    • @nonsoomezi2404
      @nonsoomezi2404 7 років тому +9

      ComplexCorgi Right He is in every genre of video

    • @muhjeed8989
      @muhjeed8989 7 років тому +2

      🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

    • @TheDarogn
      @TheDarogn 7 років тому +3

      Avery Bradley’s Son You watchin KOT4Q and swoozie too? Mate we the same

    • @alexau7990
      @alexau7990 7 років тому +1

      Hi

  • @deangelocordero2187
    @deangelocordero2187 5 років тому +234

    Thats what i do for a living.
    2:04

  • @fa5driver
    @fa5driver 7 років тому +558

    sWooZie:He Just ignores The Toy Till A Friend Comes Over Like Hey Can I play With That Toy? NO MY TOYS GET AWAY!

    • @brickyboi2178
      @brickyboi2178 7 років тому +5

      hefty magic What he do wrong? Also,Telling someone to kill them self is really rude. When you do that,they might actually do that. So just stop. Leave him to his own bid-ness

    • @LaLordLeviathan
      @LaLordLeviathan 7 років тому +2

      hefty magic U can get arrested for telling to kill himself a**hole

    • @LaLordLeviathan
      @LaLordLeviathan 7 років тому +1

      *him

    • @rs_jj7078
      @rs_jj7078 6 років тому +2

      hefty magic I really hope karma gets you back

    • @RAVEKOOKIEJAR
      @RAVEKOOKIEJAR 6 років тому

      That used to me

  • @profilename3030
    @profilename3030 7 років тому +768

    Fast forward to nowadays and Swoozie probably regretting using Logan Paul

  • @xsheeeshx29
    @xsheeeshx29 7 років тому +974

    I've been watching swoozie for years and I can honestly say he's still one of the best youtubers out there hands down. #swooziesqaud

    • @aplacewithnoname5512
      @aplacewithnoname5512 7 років тому +11

      I'm glad his content hasn't been dried up by fame like a lot of the other UA-camrs have

    • @alicloverz5644
      @alicloverz5644 7 років тому +4

      Slim Stick what like danTDM

    • @aplacewithnoname5512
      @aplacewithnoname5512 7 років тому +6

      I don't know anything about danTDM, but when I made my comment I had plenty of UA-camrs in mind and Superwoman was the first.

    • @cristo6214
      @cristo6214 7 років тому +1

      AHAHAHAHA DANTDM WTF RO ARE U 9 OMG BROOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @alicloverz5644
      @alicloverz5644 7 років тому +1

      BPB Galxy Tyler-Kun I used to watch him but he's bad now

  • @z3ke408
    @z3ke408 5 років тому +279

    What do I have that Chris and Logan don't have ? -A bald head- I'm kidding

  • @air5828
    @air5828 6 років тому +1596

    *_(It's not really sWooZie)_*

    • @jonathanbush6197
      @jonathanbush6197 5 років тому +7

      Heh it's actually more like sWooZie than sWoozie himself. Yeah. An icon that represents the Platonic essence of sWooZie is more real than a mere temporary physical manifestation thereof.

    • @ASTROTRILOGY
      @ASTROTRILOGY 5 років тому +3

      ....... ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

    • @michaelkindelan6237
      @michaelkindelan6237 5 років тому +1

      It is

    • @heatz_crgo3534
      @heatz_crgo3534 5 років тому +1

      Mizzli Bizzli lol

    • @twinklingromualdez2083
      @twinklingromualdez2083 5 років тому +1

      469 likes ya welcome

  • @digglesgiggless
    @digglesgiggless 7 років тому +187

    Okay but the table glowing in the back is so cool!

  • @breeeuglyass4790
    @breeeuglyass4790 7 років тому +267

    "NO MY TOYS, GET AWAY"

  • @armedjuice6726
    @armedjuice6726 4 роки тому +76

    sWOOZIE: I hate it when you realize a friend is using you
    Me: relatable too relatable

  • @Christopher0601
    @Christopher0601 7 років тому +1696

    swoozie seems interested in sex now, which is weird bc he used to always be like "oh i'm saving myself until i'm married"

    • @NerfWarHero1999
      @NerfWarHero1999 7 років тому +170

      Chris Daniel I guess he's Waring out due to all the girls hitting him up.

    • @SoapMonkeeyy
      @SoapMonkeeyy 7 років тому +96

      Chris Daniel I was thinking the exact same thing lmao

    • @erikacarranza5187
      @erikacarranza5187 7 років тому +4

      Chris Daniel I can't stop laughing😂😂

    • @kristinaward2850
      @kristinaward2850 7 років тому +36

      Chris Daniel Yeah I'm confused about this too

    • @tariro88
      @tariro88 7 років тому +73

      Which is normal as he ages. I'm sure He still stands by his promise to stay abstinent

  • @pokeprime94
    @pokeprime94 7 років тому +306

    Watching this in 2018, I bet he regrets using Logan as his fill in name

  • @PieLuver888
    @PieLuver888 7 років тому +1263

    Logan Paul: This video cured my color blindness

  • @leahcoruscate
    @leahcoruscate 4 роки тому +242

    Why does it say this is unavailable on my device when my device is a computer..?

    • @nossta5242
      @nossta5242 4 роки тому +32

      Same on phone wtf

    • @leahcoruscate
      @leahcoruscate 4 роки тому +7

      @@nossta5242 I tried to watch another of his videos and got the same error. I hope it resolves soon.

    • @nakeddonaldtrump4641
      @nakeddonaldtrump4641 4 роки тому +10

      Yo same thing happening with me, y'all devices with Android? I don't know why but this isn't letting me watch this on my phone, PC, or even my TV. UA-cam doing some fuck shit.

    • @fistablazin
      @fistablazin 4 роки тому +5

      Same issue on Android.

    • @nathannix3217
      @nathannix3217 4 роки тому +2

      Look at the description

  • @Kameronathan
    @Kameronathan 7 років тому +239

    When you're too early to a video to read comments that are actually about the video but rather they're all about being early and ironically so is this one.

    • @littlebrain4482
      @littlebrain4482 7 років тому +7

      OMG I HATE THAT

    • @Nunnehi1
      @Nunnehi1 7 років тому

      jwjwjwksjsjejej I am the jibberish man hai wound snjwkajsjwjjsjsjsjsjskwkhigirichfi

  • @Homeboy_Brando
    @Homeboy_Brando 7 років тому +456

    6:21
    Who else caught that reference? It's the song called
    It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp
    -DJay/Terrence Howard
    from the movie "Hustle & Flow"

    • @mastercheef6743
      @mastercheef6743 7 років тому +6

      Homeboy_Brando omg stfu u loser

    • @Homeboy_Brando
      @Homeboy_Brando 7 років тому +16

      master cheef
      Says the one who has nothing better to do than to call people losers over the internet😂😂

    • @exitzy5655
      @exitzy5655 7 років тому +3

      And is called master cheef 😂😂😂😂

    • @partytattooz
      @partytattooz 6 років тому

      ah, yes! my favorite movie.

    • @olerius1235
      @olerius1235 6 років тому

      The outro is called rolex

  • @sundayschips
    @sundayschips 7 років тому +170

    2:04 my favorite part of this video

    • @treeboy3840
      @treeboy3840 7 років тому +3

      NO! MY TOYS! GET AWAY

    • @isabellamorell6865
      @isabellamorell6865 6 років тому

      Mine too I laughed sooo hard

    • @Psycholas
      @Psycholas 6 років тому

      xd i was like that when i was a kid

    • @Psycholas
      @Psycholas 6 років тому

      was afraid that he would break them or infect them with his dirty hands (idk why)

    • @aaaaaaaaaa9998
      @aaaaaaaaaa9998 6 років тому

      I died of laughter

  • @LazerPotato7
    @LazerPotato7 4 роки тому +25

    I’m happy you used “Logan Paul” because my name is Logan and I look like the way he was animated

    • @widCr_Kd
      @widCr_Kd 4 роки тому +2

      Yay good for you! LuCkY!

    • @NxNova0
      @NxNova0 3 роки тому

      😎

  • @tda1816
    @tda1816 7 років тому +491

    I wonder if this "Julia" girl is watching this🤔

    • @sebw1847
      @sebw1847 7 років тому +85

      Giovanna Teo only during the night tho

  • @zayftv2004
    @zayftv2004 6 років тому +450

    Anyone else noticed the background changed it was day than now night

    • @killerqueen2543
      @killerqueen2543 5 років тому +3

      Master MotionCore whaaaaat I JUST realized that lol

    • @sil_spatafora3886
      @sil_spatafora3886 5 років тому +2

      yeah haha LA crazy so it was prolly late. and he prolly messed up a few times lmao

    • @psyctrst7782
      @psyctrst7782 5 років тому

      Lmao what i didnt notice that until that

    • @herwisdomcipher
      @herwisdomcipher 5 років тому

      CrAzY ReDz me lol 😂

    • @y1n_y4ng73
      @y1n_y4ng73 5 років тому

      OH GOD

  • @r4tzd0ll
    @r4tzd0ll 7 років тому +246

    Last time I was this early, Phillip Hamilton was still alive

    • @tobyshedd7193
      @tobyshedd7193 7 років тому +3

      Kawaii Alpaca Artist do you mean...

    • @tobyshedd7193
      @tobyshedd7193 7 років тому +5

      Kawaii Alpaca Artist ALEXANDRR HAMILTON!

    • @r4tzd0ll
      @r4tzd0ll 7 років тому +3

      Mr. TnT Yes! I didn't think anyone would get the reference! RIP PHILLIP

    • @chloeketola6378
      @chloeketola6378 7 років тому +2

      Hamilton heehee

    • @sumaleep5932
      @sumaleep5932 7 років тому +6

      my fuCKING GOD YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT.

  • @geoffdowling1590
    @geoffdowling1590 6 років тому +88

    I love How I Met Your Mother

  • @astroartstm6954
    @astroartstm6954 7 років тому +29

    Swoozie. This needs to me an actual series.
    STORYS WITH SWOOZIE

  • @lej234
    @lej234 7 років тому +12

    Every time you tell a story I am reminded why I subscribed. Keep 'em coming man!

  • @ineedmedsk5441
    @ineedmedsk5441 7 років тому +37

    WHY SWOOZIE IS SO AWESOME ALL THESE AIN'T LOYAL

  • @CatPCgaming
    @CatPCgaming 4 роки тому +254

    "This video is unavailable on this device"
    Excuse me, but WTF

  • @timmyrascal2768
    @timmyrascal2768 7 років тому +780

    Twas the night before New Year's
    And the weather grew mean
    Twas three in the morning
    And I was stranded in Queens!
    The tavern grew empty
    The gas lights grew dim
    The horse-drawn carriages
    Were all but snowed in
    Last call was approaching
    And my fortunes looked bleak
    Then I turned to my left
    And stifled a shriek!
    She had a peach-fuzz beard
    And weighed sixteen stone
    She gobbled up hot wings
    And swallowed the bones
    I muffled a scream
    And threw up in my mouth
    I asked, "Where do you live?"
    And she said, "One block south."
    I swallowed my pride
    And six shots of Whiskey
    And prayed to the gods
    That she wasn't too frisky
    Back in her cave
    She prepared us a snack
    Neath her mighty hooves
    The floorboards did crack
    But when she returned
    She found a sound sleeper
    And thus she became
    The sexless innkeeper

  • @holly6131
    @holly6131 7 років тому +483

    Did he really just sit on that couch from day to night?

    • @prestonnoneya3767
      @prestonnoneya3767 7 років тому +55

      Holly Bear, No, he probably recorded some, had something to do, came back, recorded.

    • @holly6131
      @holly6131 7 років тому +1

      The Dankest Of The Memelords hank you

    • @joyce3672
      @joyce3672 7 років тому

      Holly Bear True first it was day then night time that's weird 😐😕

    • @cynthiawolfe6706
      @cynthiawolfe6706 7 років тому

      Holly Bear oh my gosh he did

  • @crunchipscrust
    @crunchipscrust 7 років тому +1148

    Did I miss something? I thought he was a virgin angel I'm gonna wait till marriage kinda boy? What happened 😅

    • @Andre-md1oh
      @Andre-md1oh 7 років тому +18

      crunchips0crust have you seen his other vids?

    • @BlackClawsGaming15
      @BlackClawsGaming15 7 років тому +118

      He is waiting until marriage, at least that's what he told us

    • @bobjackson1869
      @bobjackson1869 7 років тому +14

      crunchips0crust fame

    • @eleos636
      @eleos636 7 років тому +221

      He is still waiting till marriage. He still makes out and cuddles with girls tho. I think his disappointment in this story was the fact that he was being used in general.

    • @RecordToDeathToBoredom
      @RecordToDeathToBoredom 7 років тому +40

      "Sexless innkeeper" is just a title that's meant for the definition Swoozie stated. He NEVER said he was going to have at it. It's just the term that most fits his situation.

  • @decorzel_5428
    @decorzel_5428 3 роки тому +11

    That Innkeeper: "Virginity is cool remain pure."

  • @nickia7578
    @nickia7578 7 років тому +46

    WHADDUP HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER REFERENCE YESSSSSSSSSS 😍😍😍😍😂

  • @phyllis9853
    @phyllis9853 7 років тому +276

    Am I the only one who thinks that every time he Says Logan Paul It is Logan Paul even though I know it is not him

  • @marysue5621
    @marysue5621 7 років тому +224

    Anyone else think if How i Met Your Mother when they saw the title

  • @SpiderXtra7
    @SpiderXtra7 4 роки тому +17

    This man has so much life experience that can climb the the tallest tower in the world

  • @areallifecartoon777
    @areallifecartoon777 7 років тому +553

    I wish Jaiden animations and the odd ones out and Swoozie would make a video if you guys think the same can we get 200 likes

    • @aidanking5398
      @aidanking5398 7 років тому +8

      mr. Turtles 139 probably not

    • @ratwoman248
      @ratwoman248 7 років тому +1

      mr. Turtles 139 198 REEEEEEEEE

    • @whynotbrosay
      @whynotbrosay 7 років тому +2

      mr. Turtles 139 he's done some with Alex Clark

    • @animemovies3950
      @animemovies3950 7 років тому

      mr. Turtles 139 nO

    • @brandonjung3087
      @brandonjung3087 7 років тому +2

      mr. Turtles 139 get domics in there too

  • @Rockngurl1kittyluv
    @Rockngurl1kittyluv 7 років тому +109

    Lmaoooo where do you keep finding these girls????? XD

    • @jtj1128
      @jtj1128 7 років тому +9

      Kimberly Anna hes part of the Kool Kids Klub

    • @julianadelstein9310
      @julianadelstein9310 7 років тому

      JTJWarrior Gamz lol wow!

    • @lilsuds8278
      @lilsuds8278 7 років тому +5

      JTJWarrior Gamz the kkk?

    • @bobago139
      @bobago139 7 років тому

      JTJWarrior Gamz if ur going to be racist at least make it funny

    • @jtj1128
      @jtj1128 7 років тому

      Jaelyn Lockhart Lmao just a joke. Why do people take everything seriously

  • @daphnehanson7959
    @daphnehanson7959 7 років тому +18

    u know wuts freaking me out right now? the fact that 2 minutes ago my parents were downstairs watching a movie, but now, i'm a lone with my room being the only room with the light on

    • @PostBoyMD
      @PostBoyMD 6 років тому

      Flare-Animations ??? Okay........?

  • @Haylex98
    @Haylex98 5 років тому +14

    Absolutely no one:
    Swoozie: MMM

  • @dr.wolfie3006
    @dr.wolfie3006 7 років тому +83

    I love how u change the animation 😄

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  7 років тому +30

      Glad you like it man. I'm rotating through different styles making the rounds :)

    • @dogoakuna7882
      @dogoakuna7882 7 років тому +1

      sWooZie Like it

    • @quintus1553
      @quintus1553 7 років тому

      sWooZie vgi

    • @stinklordbonk8253
      @stinklordbonk8253 7 років тому

      DR . WOLFIE yep same

  • @SurplusMilk
    @SurplusMilk 7 років тому +82

    Imagine making out with someone and all of a sudden they roll over and say "good night" like asf if yall weren't about to pull off those clothes XDD I'd be like "bittccchhhhhh"

  • @patriciatrad277
    @patriciatrad277 7 років тому +835

    I don't understand... how can somebody use someone like swoozie he's perfect boyfriend material... 😩💗

    • @echoheadwithanxiety6934
      @echoheadwithanxiety6934 7 років тому +56

      Not everyone thinks that. People have different types so Swoozie might not be her type.

    • @patriciatrad277
      @patriciatrad277 7 років тому +32

      Broken Doge yeah but she doesn't have a reason to use him

    • @whatassignments7433
      @whatassignments7433 7 років тому +8

      Maybe she doesn't have a place to live and is just house hoping, rent free

    • @2702
      @2702 7 років тому +6

      stfu lol..... hes playing with your minds, look through his BS and you can tell hes more difficult that most of the sassy LA bitches he imitates with that gay ass voice. :)

    • @alicia-zx8lh
      @alicia-zx8lh 7 років тому

      Glowing Heart 😂

  • @sustelsuk
    @sustelsuk 3 роки тому +8

    With the title , i imaged swoozie dressed in night gown with a night cap, with old man glasses, beard and a old oil lanterns

  • @bearwarner4994
    @bearwarner4994 7 років тому +33

    If it helps, she also picked you because she could tell you weren't a creep about sex. She felt really safe about pulling this deal on you, because you show no predatory signs, apparently.

  • @CHloE748
    @CHloE748 7 років тому +8

    "Hey what's up guys, it's scarce here. So in today's news swoozie has been telling some dirt. You'll never guess what Logan Paul is doing with chantel!"

  • @Guchinagi
    @Guchinagi 7 років тому +96

    Clicked so fast that i forgot to read the title..

  • @heykidswantsomegummyworms9703
    @heykidswantsomegummyworms9703 5 років тому +33

    I had a dream where my boi kissed my crush and I woke up mad af at him. I saw him in tech ed and in my head was like tf y u do me like that

  • @notxsnowie
    @notxsnowie 7 років тому +23

    Song for his Outro:
    Ayo and Teo - Rolex (Lyrics)
    Welcome sWooZie.

  • @comixfan22
    @comixfan22 7 років тому +9

    Swoozie is gonna be the next Dr.Phil I guarantee it

  • @boxertest
    @boxertest 7 років тому +43

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Seems your reality is awesome and lame at the same time, it balances itself out well LOL

  • @raquelscarborough9615
    @raquelscarborough9615 4 роки тому +8

    swoozie: that one kid that ignores all their toys but studies it when someone wants it
    me: he's discribing me

  • @halcyonz5306
    @halcyonz5306 7 років тому +185

    why does he have a hand cuff on his right arm????

  • @Jabcat-ov7ln
    @Jabcat-ov7ln 6 років тому +32

    You’re telling me, Alex Wassabi, The Family Friendly Guy, said “Sexless Inkeeper” Naaaaaah

    • @mte5039
      @mte5039 5 років тому

      Jimin’s Thighs that what I said in my head I’m like damm

  • @Legofan1259
    @Legofan1259 7 років тому +197

    Not gonna lie Im borderlined pissed that he's able to hang out with all these gorgeous girls and im here struggling to hold it together after being dumped and possibly cheated on...

    • @Rationalist101
      @Rationalist101 7 років тому +21

      He's popular and has things going for him financially.

    • @MagillanicaLouM
      @MagillanicaLouM 7 років тому +61

      SWNerd97 well I guess the difference is that none of the girls he talks about are fully dedicated relationships. They're all flings that end up going sour somehow. Also being an internet celebrity on top of just being an overall chill dude helps reign in the super gorgeous ones. Connections and alladat.

    • @AKilahVamp
      @AKilahVamp 7 років тому

      SWNerd97 lol

    • @gigifreakingdies
      @gigifreakingdies 7 років тому +1

      SWNerd97 I can't even get a handshake from a boy smh

    • @Scrofrogoly
      @Scrofrogoly 7 років тому +1

      Don't worry, I got fucked over and lost money.

  • @Nero-xq3vn
    @Nero-xq3vn 4 роки тому +5

    i just noticed this man has a handcuff bracelet. Swoozie a mad thug, still got his handcuff since the last he go arrested

  • @Arn01d
    @Arn01d 7 років тому +101

    Swoozie what is your job? Like, does UA-cam just keep you going?
    Edit: Thanks for the info guys, forgot he was a professional gamer, and I had no idea about his L.A. projects

    • @kelvinnana205
      @kelvinnana205 7 років тому +3

      Jay Arnold I remember he's got a second job too

    • @Thelightalchemist64
      @Thelightalchemist64 7 років тому +29

      Jay Arnold Two things; His UA-cam career, and he's a member of the Creative Artists Agency in LA

    • @WhiteCharisma
      @WhiteCharisma 7 років тому +16

      Jay Arnold his rise to fame was being a pro gamer mostly in the fighting game community. Been following for nearly 10 years now lmao.... it's awesome to see where he has gotten! If you are super OG you'll remember he met Michelle Phan the makeup guru during her rise to fame and that's how his channel exploded. They had a collab channel called "Press Start" for a while together :)

    • @user-ej7we6ph3l
      @user-ej7we6ph3l 7 років тому

      Lmao do you even know how much he gets through UA-cam? It's insane. He doesn't need a second job.

  • @Joshua-cl7qi
    @Joshua-cl7qi 7 років тому +159

    I just realized that the girl who was using him was Alissa Violet!

    • @Joshua-cl7qi
      @Joshua-cl7qi 7 років тому +3

      It might be Sommerray??

    • @LobsterLawyer
      @LobsterLawyer 7 років тому +9

      Probably not Sommerrray. He would have mentioned about the booty or her dog if that was the case. That dog goes everywhere with her smh.

    • @ziweili1885
      @ziweili1885 7 років тому +1

      Joshua A true it is alissa bcoz she just broke up with jake paul and needs a place to stay

    • @joyh.512
      @joyh.512 7 років тому

      Omg you're right

    • @jadakith
      @jadakith 7 років тому +1

      I don't think it's Alissa. Isn't she staying with Chantel...

  • @eric2ill4u
    @eric2ill4u 7 років тому +217

    Is that a golden handcuff bracelet?

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  7 років тому +64

      wow. Amazing eye! Yes it is. I'll link it in the description!

    • @LordMiller98
      @LordMiller98 7 років тому +8

      sWooZie swoozie responds....

    • @mdixon0512
      @mdixon0512 7 років тому +5

      sWooZie do u live life luxury because your house is AWESOME!!!!

    • @yukiDewsakuraX
      @yukiDewsakuraX 7 років тому +5

      :D Heyy Adande*~ Been following you for a couple of years now. Glad you're doing well! ^_^

    • @emimao7787
      @emimao7787 7 років тому +4

      It's $275... NOPE

  • @lilrival1189
    @lilrival1189 4 роки тому +13

    "so hard out here for a pimp"
    That is something I 100% agree with

  • @sukik8234
    @sukik8234 7 років тому +4

    Swoozie is the OG storytime youtuber

  • @skylogan6728
    @skylogan6728 7 років тому +111

    My name is Logan and I just saw Logan the movie I heard Logan a lot, now I am hearing Logan but at least I am friends with Julia Kelly and all over the snaps

    • @skylogan6728
      @skylogan6728 7 років тому +1

      *Friend Zone*

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 7 років тому +5

      Sky Logan You should date a girl named Logan

    • @prettylittlesparkals1029
      @prettylittlesparkals1029 7 років тому

      Sky Logan My names sky!

    • @vRagg.
      @vRagg. 7 років тому

      you should watch the king baches logan parody :D

    • @curlylocz7622
      @curlylocz7622 7 років тому

      Was Logan good? Seems like a very good movie 😊

  • @emuhlee143
    @emuhlee143 6 років тому +30

    “Why come....you’re so special?!”

  • @thatrando9679
    @thatrando9679 4 роки тому +4

    He was wondering what he has that these celebrities don't, and I figured it out
    He got that swoozie charm

  • @purplesquidyman382
    @purplesquidyman382 7 років тому +48

    Dam swoozie be getting all Dem girls

    • @jaylenwallace95
      @jaylenwallace95 6 років тому +1

      Purple squidy man being a UA-cam celebrity has it's benefits 😊

    • @Leoo117
      @Leoo117 6 років тому +1

      jaylenwallace95, Well, not in this case. The woman actually used him and he ignored the red flags she was showing. It can happen to anyone if they aren't careful.

  • @theo9743
    @theo9743 7 років тому +4

    low-key I absolutely love you Swoozie, please keep up the awesome videos!

  • @officialtaykay9571
    @officialtaykay9571 7 років тому +7

    Bruh I knew you were gonna post this after you posting a vid on Insta/snapchat 😂😂🤘🏽

  • @allmightygir4865
    @allmightygir4865 5 років тому +2

    Swoozie bringing some new knowledge into my life fr.

  • @zackding3338
    @zackding3338 7 років тому +46

    dude,you just went through all kinds of things in your life.how come do i think you're happy with all the stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

  • @4ortKnox
    @4ortKnox 7 років тому +231

    GUYS WHAT IF UA-cam RED MADE SWOOZIES FTW AN ACTUAL SERIES??? COULD YOU IMAGINE THAT?😃 THAT'D BE FANTASTIC🙄

    • @4ortKnox
      @4ortKnox 7 років тому +1

      pls tell me if you agree with me👍

    • @chanteelliott2142
      @chanteelliott2142 7 років тому +6

      4ortKnox that would be lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @7evenb
      @7evenb 7 років тому +71

      no cause i would have to pay for youtube

    • @Hermiie
      @Hermiie 7 років тому +26

      Why would you want to pay to watch free content??

    • @francodefrance5279
      @francodefrance5279 7 років тому

      4ortKnox Youd have to pay for it though

  • @neutrongaming7918
    @neutrongaming7918 7 років тому +66

    1:59 got me dead

  • @shaneikiyasteel7073
    @shaneikiyasteel7073 5 років тому +5

    The stories this man tells 😂 ohmygosh 🤦🏽‍♀️! Love the fit!

  • @StevieRay.
    @StevieRay. 7 років тому +124

    Why does Swoozie always put gullible in all of his video descriptions?

    • @Rationalist101
      @Rationalist101 7 років тому +4

      old

    • @nickmo3904
      @nickmo3904 7 років тому +13

      Stevie Ray how the hell did I just fall for that...*facepalm*

    • @Daniel-pv2xc
      @Daniel-pv2xc 7 років тому +4

      Stevie Ray almost fell for that

    • @TheWipal
      @TheWipal 7 років тому +4

      i thought "what if he puts gullible to low key tell us all of this is a lie" but then i realized i was had by stevie,rip

    • @woodah33
      @woodah33 7 років тому +2

      Lol had me lookin like "wth is this man talkin about"

  • @colinhughes1037
    @colinhughes1037 7 років тому +89

    Who else noticed the changing lights in the background?

  • @Kenna-lj2gn
    @Kenna-lj2gn 7 років тому +15

    I love his shirt! Batman and Robin for the win