I hate it when im takin a test and i glance over somwhere and the kid next to me thinks im trying to copy him, jerks his paper (over dramicticly) and then the teacher sees and also thinks that
Dude ikr, like tf? Bish we don't need to get damn wrong answers on our pages anyways 😒 Did u ever get in trouble for "cheating" when ur #NotActuallyCheating?
My mom's grade scale A- Good job B- ehh...do better C- Pack yo stuff and get out my house D- No food, No shelter, No electronics F- You're Dead My friend's Mom's grade scale A- Omg Yay you get a Samsung Galaxy s7 active!! B- yay let's go to the movies C- good job, you want a new Nerf gun? D- awww buddy its ok you still get doughnuts F- A+ for effort, let's go get ice cream
***** Well I can tell you as an Asian person, an 85 is going to get you practically killed by your parents. A 90 is meh, 95s are average, 100s are great
My father’s reactions: A+:now that’s my son A: You know that you could’ve gotten that A+ B+: Give me your phone B:bring the belt C+: You’re not allowed to go outside and you’re not gonna get your electronics until you get an A+ C: Don’t talk to me D+: No food D: Go sleep on the roof F: You’re disowned
Im asian and my grades are like this A+: wow keep it up A-: its okay just try studying more B+: Viann really. Go to tutoring in the morning B-: *Lecture for 2 hours* C and lower: "VIANN GO TO THE ROOM NO MORE JUNK FOOD, NO FRIENDS, NO ANYTHING TILL YOU GET A A+! IM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. ALSO NO ANIME OR SOCIAL MEDIA FOR 2 WEEKS" No anime for 2 weeks, I'm dead. -2 weeks later- "Dad I'm on the A honor roll!" "Oh really? Good for you take a jello and study harder" -_- really..
My parents A - Good B - At least it's not a C C - C'mon seriously D - Punishment F - Let's pray that never happens My cousin's parents A - OMG your a genius B - Great job!!!!! Yes!! C - Way to go!!!! D - Ok, good F - Meh, you should try a bit harder next time ok?
BRUH THE FRENCH TEACHERS BOARD HAS ME DYING 😂 “Your French teacher is very seductive” “The French are cooler than Americans” “I like big butts and I can not lie”
lol in high school like i keep failing like all the fuckin time and my parents r so done like one time i got a C and they were ohh good could i always get an F and im asian but like not my fault school is hard okay
Lol u r just lazy. Work is something given in class. It’s not that you don’t know, it’s that you won’t listen. Everybody has the same potential when it comes to learning. If you don’t know, you can ask the teacher, take notes, or maybe study. U don’t get f’s when you study.
@@delmarwing4108 well obviously i know im lazy i dont need a stranger tell me that, and u proabaly do not know about the studies pressure here, like its actually hard and i dont like doing it.
@Gitasri Bera Eeeeexactly. You don’t like doing it. You don’t like school. You do not like listening in class. That’s why I am saying that your lazy. You are saying it is actually hard but high school is honestly not. People all have the POTENTIAL to learn. Unless you are disabled, which I doubt, because you are typing to me right now, there is no excuse. If you take the time to listen then the info gets into your brain, and then you study to make sure it stays in.
My Mexican parents grading system A-ok keep it like that B-You better get that up or you’re getting the belt C-get the belt D-no food for a day F- I never got an f and I’m scared to see what happens
I love, being american, when it comes to grades. This is how it is yall. A+ = Are you cheating? A = Wow who is helping you out? Nice! B+ = Good job son, i'm proud of you! B = Good job! I'm proud of you! C+ = You need to get your grades up before it turns bad. C = You need to get your grades up a little bit. D = At least you're passing?....Right? F = At least you're trying?.....Right?
This is mine(dad's response) A+ I AM SO PROUD, YOU BETTER GET INTO HARVARD OR ELSE....... A YAAAAAAY B Oh, WELL, THATS OKAY C. LJBEBLUFSEBLJVSDJBLSVDBLJDVSJLBVDSLJBDVSLJB D Yeah, I can't, I just, I don't know how to explain how mad he will be, thank goodness we FaceTime
Horrible behavior if you ask me. If you're trying your hardest and you get less that they want then you cant help that and they should support you, not punish you. No dinner for a B? My god I wish I had gotten a B. I got almost all Cs.
My French parents: A: You can have some macaroons. B: Eh don't care C: Honey I'm looking at you're sister's As, not now. D: Alrighty let's sign you up for tutoring… F: HONEY GET THE GUN THIS ONES A REJECT!
Asian Rating A+-Good. Just good. A-Average B- WE ARE ASIANS NOT BSIANS!You'll get slapped and scolded. C-You get the belt. D- Mom sharpens knife. F-Dead. I got a 98% and my mom was angry cuz I didn't get 100%... I'm Asian
My friend's parents rating his grades A - good u get McDonald's B - u get nothing!!! C - u grounded D or F - sent back to Phillipines in a box that is slowly drifting towards there in the middle of the ocean
Im asian... This is my grades A+ = awesome A = you can do FREAKING BETTER B+ = GO TO YOUR ROOM AND STUDY UNTIL 2.00AM B = GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT YOUR MISTAKES C to F = a whack with a cane
Both my parents would do the same thing as each other. Also how do you only get to be grounded for a week?! I'd be grounded for a month or two! No electronics or anything. Also in your if i had your parents I'd rather get an F than a D
It always baffles me that people get mad when others cheat off of them. Its really like a compliment, them telling you " hey i trust that you know what youre doing"
MadGamerMatta Holy shit, finally a comment like this. My mom manages my wifi during the school year. I only get 2 hours a day for school work. No time for web-surfing. Basically why I hate the school year. ;-;
My (Indian) Mom: A- Eh okay, but why not an A plus? B- Grounded for a day. C- Backhanded slap+ Grounded for 3 days. D- 5 days grounded and a couple backhanded slaps. F- AIN’T I GONNA LIVE FOR ANOTHER ONE.
mel alegre They told me that they themselves that they had trouble in school so they have a firm understanding of how the schoolwork of today is so difficult.
Me:Mom, i got a b- on my test. Mom:Wow. Real good Me:But jake got an F Mom:Dont compare yourself to other students. God, i wish you were as smart as David ME in my head: *WTF*
i was sitting at my table and i didn't have instructions on my sheet of paper so i looked at the person next to me sheet of paper and they screamed out "OMG SHES CHEATING" and i said no i was just looking for the instructions
My mom's grading scale A:That's what I expect B:Do Better C:Your have to study 24/7 for the rest of the year D:Your grounded for a week F:Your grounded for a month My dad A:Ok, you can play video games B:No video games today, just studying C:Get the fuck outta here D:Your getting ya ass beat and grounded for a month F:Your getting ya ass beat, getting grounded for a month, and getting deported.
my mums reactions: A- as usual😊 B-well done C-thats still good D- ah well doesn't matter you tried ur hardest F-Who needs that subject anyways. Don't be so upset with yourself. Now what wud u like for dinner? I love my mum😊.But I still stress over tests😐
I'm from Montenegro A-We will buy u whatever u want sweetie!❤❤ B-Good job honey! C-C??? OH HELL NAW HAND ME THE BELT D-U ARE SO DEAD WHEN U COME HOME!! F-U ARE NOT MY DAUGHTER ANYMORE!!
TheHaloKing Mark is actually half asian (His mom's Korean) and I know. It's just as soon as I heard "my asian friend mark" I thought of Mark, but I wasn't exactly thinking it WAS Mark. Jade Pellesco Ha, you wish.
I looked at your G+. I don't John cena is Just an average Teen living an average life in a home nothing special about me. Epiphany catholic school Chicago Aint JOHN CENA also blonde. And try facing me. I'll be at wendys
Translations of the French sentences on the board at 1:14 Your French teacher is very attractive Frenchies are cooler than Americans I like big butts and I cannot lie
My mum A-good job sweety B-GET OUT AND DONT COME BACK C-slow methodical torture D-fatal blow to the head with blunt object F-performs ancient ritual casting me to hell for all eternity
I'm effing Arab and my grades go like: A+= Oh that good. You get a high five! A= uh that's good, but room for improvement.. B+= wait what? I thought I raised you better! B= are you kidding me? No phone on weekdays C+= ....Give me all your electronics. You spoiled little- C= WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN CLASS?! YOU WILL SUFFER IF YOU DON'T IMPROVE! D+= OKAY YOU ARE DEAD. It's already the end by that time..
when i get home and my mom sees my sisters grade she got a 85 she rewards her and then she looks at minei got a 99 and she is like u could have done better (wtf)
thats not right my mom does that to me my older brother does it and my mom say to me u need to do beter i look at my brother got a 50 and i got a 99 and she says that to me i go holy shit wtf mom i got more than him and i walk up to my brother and say fuck u go and rot in hell bich and i think ahead and text myfriend and say can i come over and she says yes so walk up to my mom and say ur a bich and walk out if the house and go to my friend house and stay there i think ahead
The only time I ever cheated was on my seventh grade science final exam, and I didn't even go into it looking to cheat. But during the test I happen to glance up and the kid in the row ahead of me and to the right (who was the smartest kid in the class) and the way he held the test plus the angle of the desk allowed me to perfectly see his answers without making it look like I was actually looking at his test. I debated with myself for like a minute on whether to copy his answers or not, but I wasn't getting any of the answers myself and I did not want to fail the class, so I cheated like a mofo and passed it. That would be the one and only time I cheated and I got away with it!
My parents: A = expected A- = wtf u need a tutor B+ = *Boiiiiii* (karate chopps) B- = idk never gotten a grade that bad but.... *Slaps Face* C+ = kicked out C - F = death
My mom: A-10$ B-5$ C-0$ D: I have to pay her.- -5$ F- same but I get grounded.-10$ Edit: you all people that are getting S H O O K at me, realize that #1 this is a UA-cam comment, calm down... #2 I don’t get an allowance, I can’t get a job because I live in the middle of nowhere. And #3... it’s really stupid how y’all getting mad at me lol.
@@emmac573 Same, well not completely straight A's but mostly A's. But still I would be rolling in cash if I got 5-10 bucks for every A and B on test/ quiz.
My parents: A - Excellent B - Good job C - Ehh not good but better luck next time! D - Not good study/work harder F - Terrible but let's figure it out for a better job next time
Man I remember listening to these back when I was in high school while gaming. Now in University and still come back to remember how stupid it is to stress about exams in high school. Cheat don't cheat do whatever you want but just have fun.
Lmao same. Except my mother is old school Mexican so I don't get rewarded it's just like " oh you got all A's? What you want a reward for that? Nah that's just what you're supposed to get. "
Normal-er Things I’m Asian and my parents doesn’t punish me like that at all!😂 They are ok with it as long as I tell them in person and don’t lie and they would just say for me to not overwhelm myself.
x.KB.x yeah same if anyone looks over at my test I let them bc half the time idk what the fuck I’m writing anyway so they’ll find out soon enough not to do it again 😂
you see, my mom and dad have different visions of my grades. Mom- A- GOOD JOB HERES SOME CHEETOS B- GOOD JOB HERES SOME ICE CREAM C- YOU CAN DO BETTER, BUT THATS OK D- YOU CAN DO BETTER NO COMPUTER FOR A DAY F- GIVE ME YOUR PHONE Dad- A- yay B- study more C- nO TRY HARDERRRR D- GIVE ME YOUR PHONE F- *kills*
my dad: A - Pretty good. You could do better tho. B - BOy if you don't get your grades up... C - You gon learn today! *Gets the wooden spoon* D - D stands for death
My parents if I get : A=we will buy you Anthing B=we are so proud of you C=usual D=okay put more effort into it next time (most of the time I don’t show them I got a D) F= *i would not show them a F paper come on*
My parents A: 5 dollar store B:WORKER HARDER!!! C: Big spank with hands D: Me hiding in a closet I hope they don’t find me F: 2 hour long spank I have Asian parents.....
In 8th grade social studies one time my teacher called me up after a test, I had gotten a 95, turns out everyone next to me also got a 95 and this sort of thing had been going on for a like month or two. So we all take the test apart from each other, I get a 95, the people who sat next to me were getting F's and D's. So they all got sent to the principals office for wide scale cheating.
Lemme show you the results of grades from a asian parent A = Good Job B = Get a slap on the cheek C = Don’t get food for 1 day D = Spanking, No food, No gadgets, No nothing F = You don’t have a house anymore.
Asian grading system:
A: Acceptable
B: Bad
C: Can't have dinner
D: Don't come home
F: Find a new family
lol, ikr
😂👍
+GogupTheTaco one thing if you are asian good for using Alliteration :D
+GogupTheTaco one thing if you are asian good for using Alliteration :D
***** no it's not
Everyone knows the Asian grading system
A: average
B: beating
C: cant eat dinner
D: don’t come home
F: find a new family
no.I'm Asian and that's not what my parents do!!
Donna Blankenship This is obviously a exaggerated way of saying a lot of Asian parents will discipline their child
That's not even an exaggeration for me...
Donna Blankenship its a stereotype doesnt have to apply to u
Stay chill
Can’t believe this video came out over 10 years ago. I miss this era of UA-cam.
I hate it when im takin a test and i glance over somwhere
and the kid next to me thinks im trying to copy him, jerks his paper (over dramicticly)
and then the teacher sees and also thinks that
901 ic33 or when someone is cheating and you say stop cheating and they say IM NOT
Marcelo Olivari that’s called snitchin my dude not cool😂
Dude ikr, like tf? Bish we don't need to get damn wrong answers on our pages anyways 😒
Did u ever get in trouble for "cheating" when ur #NotActuallyCheating?
SO. TRUE.
Ong
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I fear the sandal,
And so should you.
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Don’t you mean chankla
100th like yw
my mom used to break broomstick on me if i fail. luckily i only failed less than 2 times.
@@samanthamorelli7314 -:
Is anyone else just rewatching swoozies old videos?
me too.
Victoria Azurdia me
Victoria Azurdia meee
Victoria Azurdia me
Victoria Azurdia me
A- Average
B- Below Average
C- Can’t Have Dinner
D- Don’t Come Home
F- *Find A New Family*
Wow thats Ingnerent tough parents
A- Outstanding
B- Good
C-Average
D-Below Average
F-Failure
MusicalAsian A - average
B - Beating
etc...
😂
MusicalAsian meeeeeeeee
Man 8 years later watching this video again, crazy I still remember the day this came out lol. Keep doing what you do swoozie
I didnt choose to watch swoozie. Swoozie chose me
GamingWithBre He did that to you too...😂😂
Me : I got B in chemistry
Mom: it's because of that damn phone
Also Me : I have headache
Mom : it's because of that damn phone.
Me:I can’t find my rabbit’s leash
Mom:it’s because of that damn phone
Truuu
Relatable
Always because of the phone😑
Story book Animations why ur rabbit got a leash
My mom's grade scale
A- Good job
B- ehh...do better
C- Pack yo stuff and get out my house
D- No food, No shelter, No electronics
F- You're Dead
My friend's Mom's grade scale
A- Omg Yay you get a Samsung Galaxy s7 active!!
B- yay let's go to the movies
C- good job, you want a new Nerf gun?
D- awww buddy its ok you still get doughnuts
F- A+ for effort, let's go get ice cream
xD
Then your friend is spoiled
My mom is basically yours but everything up a scale.
That's the story of my life.
Same
“I didn’t chose thug life,thug life chose me”
Most savage thing I’ve heard
Ikr
This the most 9 year old shit I ever heard😭
only liked this cause, at the time im writing this, it's 420 likes
This is sarcasm because low key he's still a Lil b***
As an asian son
A: good
B : horrible ..dont you want to go to a great university like oxford?
C : dont even ask
Shhhhh you must not speak of the C grade for a asian
NEPTUNE - I'm Asian and I don't want to get any failing grades because I always get this feeling of horror (failing = B for me)
Btw D is dont come home even
NEPTUNE - failing is 89 and below
kyle huang
Yep
Actual Asian rating
A = Good
B = You're Dead
C = You're Dead
D = You're Dead
F = You've been physically ripped from existence
***** Well I can tell you as an Asian person, an 85 is going to get you practically killed by your parents. A 90 is meh, 95s are average, 100s are great
My mom isn't reallyyy like that.
A- Pretty good.
B- Not bad.
Anything below- I'm ripped from social media and anything that uses the internet.
+BatWomanDIY same
+Ethan Le F=find a new family
+Ethan Le
In our family, it's like
A=Average
B=Bad
C=Cant come home tonight
D=Dissapointment
F=Find a new home
My dad always tell me you are "A"sian not "B"sian
I NEVER SAID IT WAS MY JOKE. I ONLY SAID MY DAD TELLS IT TO ME.
Geniuz Agar Lol
Geniuz Agar What if you're "Blasian"? :3
What if you're 'F'sian
Geniuz Agar nice
When this get recommend 7 years later
(Now 8 years)
😂 right
You right
LOL
Nope, I actually came here myself
Same
My father’s reactions:
A+:now that’s my son
A: You know that you could’ve gotten that A+
B+: Give me your phone
B:bring the belt
C+: You’re not allowed to go outside and you’re not gonna get your electronics until you get an A+
C: Don’t talk to me
D+: No food
D: Go sleep on the roof
F: You’re disowned
Geez
Tbh I don't believe that if you got a B+ you get your phone taken away
Honestly I thought i was the only one that had these kind of parents
@@handfulofbabycarrots9312 on one end your right you would be publicly executed on the other R/ wooosh
Same
Im asian and my grades are like this
A+: wow keep it up
A-: its okay just try studying more
B+: Viann really. Go to tutoring in the morning
B-: *Lecture for 2 hours*
C and lower: "VIANN GO TO THE ROOM NO MORE JUNK FOOD, NO FRIENDS, NO ANYTHING TILL YOU GET A A+! IM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. ALSO NO ANIME OR SOCIAL MEDIA FOR 2 WEEKS"
No anime for 2 weeks, I'm dead.
-2 weeks later-
"Dad I'm on the A honor roll!"
"Oh really? Good for you take a jello and study harder"
-_- really..
firestormed1 Lol different Asian parents have different ways on getting their daughters or sons to work harder but I'm Vietnamese
Viann Nguyen my god.... no anime for 2 weeks? that must have been hell...
Viann Nguyen fuk all da vietnamise beapol!
lol im asian too thats like perfect i hide my test
and when i get a A i tell them
same for everything only when A+ they leave me alone
My parents
A - Good
B - At least it's not a C
C - C'mon seriously
D - Punishment
F - Let's pray that never happens
My cousin's parents
A - OMG your a genius
B - Great job!!!!! Yes!!
C - Way to go!!!!
D - Ok, good
F - Meh, you should try a bit harder next time ok?
MinifigureXtreme fr
MinifigureXtreme uu
MinifigureXtreme lucky
Yur cousins's parents is my parents
Pokemon223 Pichu lucky
BRUH THE FRENCH TEACHERS BOARD HAS ME DYING 😂
“Your French teacher is very seductive”
“The French are cooler than Americans”
“I like big butts and I can not lie”
Valerie Crespo I speak French too! 😂😂 it had me dying of laughter
I really hate French class
My parents reactions:
A- “ok well done”
B-“ok well done”
C-“ok well done”
D-“ok well done”
Lower-“ok well done”
lol in high school like i keep failing like all the fuckin time and my parents r so done like one time i got a C and they were ohh good could i always get an F and im asian but like not my fault school is hard okay
@@Bluesky-lo3zr lol ikr
Lol u r just lazy. Work is something given in class. It’s not that you don’t know, it’s that you won’t listen. Everybody has the same potential when it comes to learning. If you don’t know, you can ask the teacher, take notes, or maybe study. U don’t get f’s when you study.
@@delmarwing4108 well obviously i know im lazy i dont need a stranger tell me that, and u proabaly do not know about the studies pressure here, like its actually hard and i dont like doing it.
@Gitasri Bera Eeeeexactly. You don’t like doing it. You don’t like school. You do not like listening in class. That’s why I am saying that your lazy. You are saying it is actually hard but high school is honestly not. People all have the POTENTIAL to learn. Unless you are disabled, which I doubt, because you are typing to me right now, there is no excuse. If you take the time to listen then the info gets into your brain, and then you study to make sure it stays in.
"look over to your left" when he's sitting at his right
+daejon ivy shhh shhh
+Ferid Bathory lol
+daejon ivy Swooziee: I tricked you......he was on his LEFT side, but his answers were the RIGHT answers....
Shhh just let it happen
From the position hes sitting in its his left
*Asian grading*
A-verage
B-ad
C-atastrophic
D-ead
F-ind a new family
10,000 Subs with no video hahahahahaha
Asian I am that is my roles
No A is for Asian
10,000 Subs with no video A equal awesome
10,000 Subs with no video I’m black and it’s the same thing for me
My Mexican parents grading system
A-ok keep it like that
B-You better get that up or you’re getting the belt
C-get the belt
D-no food for a day
F- I never got an f and I’m scared to see what happens
Wait you experienced that D, am I the only concerned one.....?
My mexican parents be like:
A: meh
B: meh
C: meh
D: Do better next time
F: YA VALISTE PINCHE PENDEJO
El Kazekage wtf is SJSU dish sh SJSU’s is SJSU
@Gacha Misty •Unicorn• Is not that bad have your heard of fasting
TNZXSwift wait *w h a t*
A-thats average
B-no rice
GASP NO RICE????????????????????????????
Jaden Tan Oh mah God. I would die if I couldn’t eat rice.
B no egg roll
Tsuyosh Maningat C is no egg roll
B-no rice, C-no life
Nigerian grade Scale
A+ - Cool
A - Are you stupid? A+ ONLY
B - Belt
C - Cane
D - Dead
F - Forget about it your already dead
OnyeChloe Films you must have got the cane after your English test considering you don't know the difference between you're and your.
OnyeChloe Films 😂😂
Max Lee I didn't care. I know the difference between your and you're. Never got a C in my life. My lowest grade was a 89% B
I'm Nigerian I know what you mean
KOM same here read my comment
My grades for my black mom
A+ =keep up the work
B+= do better
C+= NO internet
D= grounded for the year
F=your dead already
_"Well… I have it worse"_
My mom will beat the crap out of me anything below c
_"If I get something below a A… my step dad will go to the base and get nuclear weapons to kill me with"_
Senpai Derpyous wow
_"Must have good grades, or I'll die for real"_
SWooZie been funny for over a decade, still the same humour, still kills me 🤣
I love, being american, when it comes to grades. This is how it is yall.
A+ = Are you cheating?
A = Wow who is helping you out? Nice!
B+ = Good job son, i'm proud of you!
B = Good job! I'm proud of you!
C+ = You need to get your grades up before it turns bad.
C = You need to get your grades up a little bit.
D = At least you're passing?....Right?
F = At least you're trying?.....Right?
Lol my parents are asian and they're exactly
Like that
This is mine(dad's response)
A+ I AM SO PROUD, YOU BETTER GET INTO HARVARD OR ELSE.......
A YAAAAAAY
B Oh, WELL, THATS OKAY
C. LJBEBLUFSEBLJVSDJBLSVDBLJDVSJLBVDSLJBDVSLJB
D Yeah, I can't, I just, I don't know how to explain how mad he will be, thank goodness we FaceTime
My parents are like this too. And I'm Vietnamese/American Asian.
Horrible behavior if you ask me. If you're trying your hardest and you get less that they want then you cant help that and they should support you, not punish you.
No dinner for a B? My god I wish I had gotten a B. I got almost all Cs.
bowandarrow123 i meant try to encourage good behavior rather than scold them for a decent grade. I mean no dinner for a b is ludicrous.
My French parents:
A:
You can have some macaroons.
B:
Eh don't care
C:
Honey I'm looking at you're sister's As, not now.
D:
Alrighty let's sign you up for tutoring…
F:
HONEY GET THE GUN THIS ONES A REJECT!
Your name...
HHAHHAHA SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL!
Percocet Molly Percocet you said that for everyone
Exactly.
you dont get letters in french school,the test are 1/20 2/20 all the way to 20/20
lmao
Asian Rating
A+-Good. Just good.
A-Average
B- WE ARE ASIANS NOT BSIANS!You'll get slapped and scolded.
C-You get the belt.
D- Mom sharpens knife.
F-Dead.
I got a 98% and my mom was angry cuz I didn't get 100%... I'm Asian
+Hannah Zee (Hannah.rithzaf_) "B- WE ARE ASIANS NOT BSIANS!"
That's funny.
Asians not bsians 😂😂😂
+123fendas yeah,being Asian is harsh. :P
OMG SAME😫😫 sometimes being Asian sucks ya kno what I mean?
+Hannah Zed Your parents must suck! 98% is amazing!
I was a teen when I first saw this. I came back as a full grown adult just for the nostalgia lol
Bruh same, i think I was starting high school
My friend's parents rating his grades
A - good u get McDonald's
B - u get nothing!!!
C - u grounded
D or F - sent back to Phillipines in a box that is slowly drifting towards there in the middle of the ocean
+SleepyPwnda but got eaten by a shark or got caught by fisher men and sold to africa.
matt reyes lol xD
wow I think I'm your friend. exact same grading system!
McDonald's is a punishment tho
+MoonRa1969 xD
Im asian... This is my grades
A+ = awesome
A = you can do FREAKING BETTER
B+ = GO TO YOUR ROOM AND STUDY UNTIL 2.00AM
B = GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT YOUR MISTAKES
C to F = a whack with a cane
Really?!
yes
XD
Im not even Asian and those are my grades
I'm black and B- to F=go outside and pick a switch off the tree. And it better not be some small twig or I'll send you back out.
A=Average
B=Beaten
C=Can't Have Dinner
D=Don't Come Home
F=Find a New Family
Savge
Peace Uh yup....
Abuse
Peace Uh W
Hahaha
Once on a final exam, my friend stole a test so I made an answer key and used it to pass 👍
you cheated because you're dumb.
Kxmïžxđă 1666 School is 80% useless knowledge bud.
Kxmïžxđă 1666 if u can pull that off it means u outsmarted every other clown in the class who wasted time studying for it
The Golden Gamers nice
@@7meli233 no shit shirlock
My dad:
A: Reward
B: good job could be better
C: A little talk and a little punishment
D: spanked by belt
F: grounded for a week or day
A:Reward
B: Screams
C:Spankeks me till i cry
D:Grounds me
E:Makes me study with not games for 3 months
F: Doesent get a sh#t
Both my parents would do the same thing as each other.
Also how do you only get to be grounded for a week?!
I'd be grounded for a month or two! No electronics or anything. Also in your if i had your parents I'd rather get an F than a D
:A good job :B good :C WHAT YOU GOT A C :D WHAT YOU GET A D ON YOUR REPORT CARD grabs taekwondo staff tries to beat me :F random punishment time
I’d rather get D than A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Necrosis Anlecedius the Dremora Warlord miss me with that gay sh*t
1:45
Whispers: look over to your left......
Looks to his right.
He was talking about his left
it was right for you, but since he was in the opposite direction, he looked to HIS left.
unoriginal madz. No it was left for us
No its left for us right for him
I noticed that when i watched that part. I was confused
My parents
A-meh
B- do you want to lose your video games
C- grounded
Lower-disowned
Btw- I’m Asian in game and in real life
Yoshi lmao same, but if it’s b’s then it’s like “GuRl Do YoU wAnT tO gEt GrOuNdEd Of OuTsIdE” btw I play outside also so lol
This is so true it physically hurts
Same
PSSHHHH my parents Dont ground me, black people aren't the only one that get whipped, the belt, sandal, etc *Btw- I'm Asian in game and in real life*
Yoshi , why did the scammer cross the road? Because his finger slipped
It always baffles me that people get mad when others cheat off of them. Its really like a compliment, them telling you " hey i trust that you know what youre doing"
Probably because they worked really hard to get that knowledge and confidence and to have some lazy bum exploit them doesn't feel good?
@@Random_Kelsey REALLY THATS CRAZY?!?!?!?!??!?!
@@Random_Kelsey🤓
I need an A-A* to survive. Last time I got a B+, my mum changed the password to my house wifi for a year.
Wtf
Omg I'm sorry
MadGamerMatta Holy shit, finally a comment like this. My mom manages my wifi during the school year. I only get 2 hours a day for school work. No time for web-surfing.
Basically why I hate the school year. ;-;
MadGamerMatta Your mom is fucked up.
Eмιℓу Wαиg my dad can turn on and off the wifi, but luckily the thug i am, i find oht the paasword
My (Indian) Mom:
A- Eh okay, but why not an A plus?
B- Grounded for a day.
C- Backhanded slap+ Grounded for 3 days.
D- 5 days grounded and a couple backhanded slaps.
F- AIN’T I GONNA LIVE FOR ANOTHER ONE.
JustTypicall z
I'm Indian, my mum doesn't care about my grades. Lol
Lmao my mum is Indian and Is cool with me failing a subject once my GPA is still high
SAME DUDE WUT IS INDIAN PARENTS
Bruh thats not true she will plant a bomb on you
"Looks over to your left"
*looks to his right*
Btw, who's watching in 2018?
Ultron McQueen me
Ultron McQueen it's not 2017 yet
AlfieT27 honestly, I meant to put 2016, but I can say I meant to put 2017 as a troll?
Ultron McQueen What
Mary Till what?
Grew up with this man you an OG Swoozie fr fr I rock with you
"i didn't chiose thug life.thug life choose me."
Do you cheat off of someone
Comment section
80% grades their parents give them
15% Asian comments
5% other
Mhm
%100 percent correct
Thats and A for you👍🏼
No 4% other and 1% is yours
Norwall Gaming bro
Wolf Viper this is "other"
For my parents, anything above an F is good.
***** you're parents must be nice
Anywhere above a D is fine with my parents!
(I need grades: A,B,C, or sometimes a D depending on how hard the test is.)
mel alegre They told me that they themselves that they had trouble in school so they have a firm understanding of how the schoolwork of today is so difficult.
+Ustes Greenridge III ok
Wow Your Parents Are A Bit Weird...
Me:Mom, i got a b- on my test.
Mom:Wow. Real good
Me:But jake got an F
Mom:Dont compare yourself to other students. God, i wish you were as smart as David
ME in my head: *WTF*
Lord Latios I don’t get your story
TheNoName it’s like parents say don’t compare yourself to others. But for some reason they are comparing you to someone else, hypocrisy basically.
wait ur parents say "Wow. Real good" if u get b-. u lucky
But who is David?
I'm still trying to figure out who tf David is tbh
i was sitting at my table and i didn't have instructions on my sheet of paper so i looked at the person next to me sheet of paper and they screamed out "OMG SHES CHEATING" and i said no i was just looking for the instructions
***** good for you, idiot
If I had a dollar bro
Saionji Hiyoko WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE?
DON'T YOU KNOW I'M HUMAN TOO?
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE?
...
MAGIC! - Rude.
It fits you, perfectly.
queen
Bravo.
My mom's grading scale
A:That's what I expect
B:Do Better
C:Your have to study 24/7 for the rest of the year
D:Your grounded for a week
F:Your grounded for a month
My dad
A:Ok, you can play video games
B:No video games today, just studying
C:Get the fuck outta here
D:Your getting ya ass beat and grounded for a month
F:Your getting ya ass beat, getting grounded for a month, and getting deported.
KennyMaster its usually the other way around
*DO BETTERRRRRR*
My mom usually just grabs a Gucci belt and beats my ass
KennyMaster me it’s vice versa
KennyMaster move every choice for mom one up in the list and you got the truth, also getting d isn’t even possible for Asians am I rite
"My Asian friend Mark"
Are you friends with Markiplier?....
Alphadog 257 marks Korean
Sorry
Satan FromSubway lol Korean IS Asian
Alphadog 257 bro same
Nah fam
This was 10 years ago😭 I remember watching when this dropped
Same bro
my mums reactions:
A- as usual😊
B-well done
C-thats still good
D- ah well doesn't matter you tried ur hardest
F-Who needs that subject anyways. Don't be so upset with yourself. Now what wud u like for dinner?
I love my mum😊.But I still stress over tests😐
my dad is like this :3 love it!
My dad would kill me if I got a A-
Lucky; my mum thinks I'm stupid unless I get an A*
+Alaska Owens
My mother thinks I am stupid anyway.
+VaderDragon20 Minus the BS pie
I’m black
A- Dave and busters and money
B- money
C- You can do better
D- hand me my belt
F- I basically die
Flareon and friends u get money for getting grades let alone a b lmao
Flareon and friends if I get a B my mom would take my electronics away, (I'm Asian)
Flareon and friends I’m Spanish
A- Gg
B I’m dead
C- I’m screwed
D-AHHHH
F- I’m moving to Antarctica
Flareon and friends yess!!!
I'm from Montenegro
A-We will buy u whatever u want sweetie!❤❤
B-Good job honey!
C-C??? OH HELL NAW HAND ME THE BELT
D-U ARE SO DEAD WHEN U COME HOME!!
F-U ARE NOT MY DAUGHTER ANYMORE!!
"You're Asian friend Mark" Am I the only one whose first thought was Markiplier?
fuck markiplier
+Amy Zhang yes Mark ain't asian btw swoozie went to school in Orlando Florida but Markiplier went in Ohio
TheHaloKing Mark is actually half asian (His mom's Korean) and I know. It's just as soon as I heard "my asian friend mark" I thought of Mark, but I wasn't exactly thinking it WAS Mark.
Jade Pellesco Ha, you wish.
ik but he's not Mark Lim
TheHaloKing who's Mark Lim?
This by now already a classic and legendary by Swoozie!
I am so happy for Swoozies amazing career! A real shooting star! For real!
i remember cheating on tests when i was younger but the teacher didnt give a shit because im JOHN CENA.
No you aren
I looked at your G+. I don't John cena is Just an average Teen living an average life in a home nothing special about me.
Epiphany catholic school
Chicago
Aint JOHN CENA also blonde. And try facing me. I'll be at wendys
you do realize im fake eh, im just your average troll ;) or am i?
Yeah i do know you are a troll. I just like investigating...
lol now go on miiverse ;)
Everybody, even the "good kids" cheat
Just Me boy I cheated on a math test 2day
Olli Konttinen well most people do u probably know somebody who has or plans to
I’m probably the smartest kid in my grade and anytime we’re taking a test I feel vulnerable
Trueee
98 percent A mmk... 94 percent A, execute order 66.
Translations of the French sentences on the board at 1:14
Your French teacher is very attractive
Frenchies are cooler than Americans
I like big butts and I cannot lie
Shut up
Evil Bonnie what do you mean shut up? It's true! If you don't believe him, google translate it
maybe they just mean they don't believe it
AWSMDEWD thanks
AWSMDEWD this helped. A lot 😂
11 years ago youtube was insane. I remember watching this is middle school and now im in my second year of university
My mum
A-good job sweety
B-GET OUT AND DONT COME BACK
C-slow methodical torture
D-fatal blow to the head with blunt object
F-performs ancient ritual casting me to hell for all eternity
Lmao can relate
Same except my mum doesn’t care about me
Henrijs the hippo
You’re so funny.
I Didn’t Choose Thug Life, Thug Life Choose Me.
-sWooZie
*cough* Tupacc *cough*
There was 2pac Snoop Dogg and I can’t remember the rest
What about Nipsey Hussle
"i didt'n choose thug life...thug life choose me" 2018?
lelele pelele This was posted 2012😂
I WACHEDIN 2018 NOCE
I'm effing Arab and my grades go like:
A+= Oh that good. You get a high five!
A= uh that's good, but room for improvement..
B+= wait what? I thought I raised you better!
B= are you kidding me? No phone on weekdays
C+= ....Give me all your electronics. You spoiled little-
C= WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN CLASS?! YOU WILL SUFFER IF YOU DON'T IMPROVE!
D+= OKAY YOU ARE DEAD.
It's already the end by that time..
Same, But instead of your punishments for D's and F's, I got a long lecture for each about why I need to do better and how it will effect my life.
Same here and like this is so true
Arwa Hilal I KNOWWWWW
Lol when i have a D in a class. My mam will throw. A sandal. At me xD
Lol arabs dont have A's and B's
A- Good (maybe a reward)
B- Okay
C- Do better
D- WTF better fix that (Spanish swearing)
F- Start running
🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
Harry the Hamster
A- meh
B- meh
C- Scolding
D- Spanking and Confusion (Assumption)
F- Uhh... Hmm... I dunno
I'm a white American Virginian
PR parents
* I read f conserquence* o-o 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ULTRA COMBOOOOOO
naoki Hunter 100 like
naoki Hunter perfect
naoki Hunter I read that as it said it in the video
naoki Hunter lol
naoki Hunter i
Me- A+
Dad- Meh.
Me- A
Dad- no phone for a week.
Me- B+
Dad- Time to Die!!!!!!!
So I have to die
lol not me oof
@@greydove361 dont lie.
And I thought my parents were bad
Greydove BIRD
Mhmm. And you have Gacha as your pfp. Yeah......I believe you.....
Asians be like:
A=average
B= bad
C=can't eat
D=discipline time
F=find a new home
No A= Good! But you can do better.
B= what the hell! (Gets a broom and hits you with it.)
C to F= You are Dead.
He means it as in A with a word starting with A
B with B
C with C...etc
Oh okay now I see. But to be honest mines is pretty accurate also........sadly.
The Asian dad thing cracked me up so hard
Had me dying xd
I’m gonna do it with numbers
100-goat
90-really good
80-ok
75-couldve done way better
70-awful but not the worse
69 and lower-grounded
Brody Conway for 69 my dad would be proud if u know what i mean
80 below is grounded
Nas Fam wow. You're disgusting
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cmon
One of my favourite UA-cam videos ever. I feel so old watching this.
when i get home and my mom sees my sisters grade she got a 85 she rewards her and then she looks at minei got a 99 and she is like u could have done better (wtf)
fatia adegbola srsly
I will give you a house to live in.
fatia adegbola Come live with me, I have double stuffed oreos
ikr
sam
e thing happened to me but with my brother
thats not right my mom does that to me my older brother does it and my mom say to me u need to do beter i look at my brother got a 50 and i got a 99 and she says that to me i go holy shit wtf mom i got more than him and i walk up to my brother and say fuck u go and rot in hell bich and i think ahead and text myfriend and say can i come over and she says yes so walk up to my mom and say ur a bich and walk out if the house and go to my friend house and stay there i think ahead
My mom:
A: Ungrounded
B: Pretty good try harderer
C: Nothing happens
D: punishment like mom grabs belt
F: grounded for a week or 5 days
Maringamer78 Grushke then i rather get an F than a D
Fernando Gonzalez reyes+ you and me both
GoldenRosePanda Love yasss
Maringamer78 Grushke c
Wonder Women+ Dang
A.verage
B.elow average
C.an't have dinner
D.on't come home
F.ind a new family
bravo
The only time I ever cheated was on my seventh grade science final exam, and I didn't even go into it looking to cheat. But during the test I happen to glance up and the kid in the row ahead of me and to the right (who was the smartest kid in the class) and the way he held the test plus the angle of the desk allowed me to perfectly see his answers without making it look like I was actually looking at his test. I debated with myself for like a minute on whether to copy his answers or not, but I wasn't getting any of the answers myself and I did not want to fail the class, so I cheated like a mofo and passed it. That would be the one and only time I cheated and I got away with it!
My parents:
A = expected
A- = wtf u need a tutor
B+ = *Boiiiiii* (karate chopps)
B- = idk never gotten a grade that bad but.... *Slaps Face*
C+ = kicked out
C - F = death
*enter name here* how did you get kicked out If you never Got that bad a grade?
you should be careful :/
If you got kicked you got a
Lower grade
*Thats how I know you are lying*
Tell your parents they are too strick
A B isn’t bad, lol.
My mom:
A-10$
B-5$
C-0$
D: I have to pay her.- -5$
F- same but I get grounded.-10$
Edit: you all people that are getting S H O O K at me, realize that
#1 this is a UA-cam comment, calm down...
#2 I don’t get an allowance, I can’t get a job because I live in the middle of nowhere.
And #3... it’s really stupid how y’all getting mad at me lol.
Souper Mon I get straight A’s and no money
@@emmac573 Same, well not completely straight A's but mostly A's. But still I would be rolling in cash if I got 5-10 bucks for every A and B on test/ quiz.
Sentient2x jeez chill out man.
So she makes you pay her when you honestly might not understand the material man your family must be lit
What in the holy mother of fuck. You got paid for getting As and Bs? For an A I got jack shit and for a B+ and below I got beaten
My parents:
A - Excellent
B - Good job
C - Ehh not good but better luck next time!
D - Not good study/work harder
F - Terrible but let's figure it out for a better job next time
U have lucky parents
A- Reward
B- good job
C- DON'T BE DUMB!
D- GET THE BELT!
F- GET OUT!
For me its: A- You can do better lol & the rest are disappointment
Vadanian Lord z
I Agree
Man I remember listening to these back when I was in high school while gaming. Now in University and still come back to remember how stupid it is to stress about exams in high school. Cheat don't cheat do whatever you want but just have fun.
My grade scale as A Hispanic
A: my parents buy me something
B: grounded
C: grounded two weeks
D or a F: disowned
Same😆. Once I got a B on a test I got grounded
Lmao same. Except my mother is old school Mexican so I don't get rewarded it's just like " oh you got all A's? What you want a reward for that? Nah that's just what you're supposed to get. "
+Jimins Lost jams I don't get no grades
Wolf Savage You get grounded for a B? That extremely messed up.
OMG THE AsIAN DAD MADe mE ChOkE 😱😱😂😂😂 "YOU GeT TWO C??? oN YU RePORT CaRd .!?,?,, YOU DISCREAsE YOUR WHOlE FaMilY
Double Combo
Normal-er Things Ultra*
ULTRA COMBO!!!!????!?
Me to
Normal-er Things I’m Asian and my parents doesn’t punish me like that at all!😂 They are ok with it as long as I tell them in person and don’t lie and they would just say for me to not overwhelm myself.
Zen Soung XD
Am I the only one who helps my friends in cheating off of me if they really need it? It doesn't really hurt me.
x.KB.x yeah same if anyone looks over at my test I let them bc half the time idk what the fuck I’m writing anyway so they’ll find out soon enough not to do it again 😂
x.KB.x Same I have been the one cheating before copying off theirs just making sure they re word it so we both don’t get in the shit.
Here is the thing i let my friends copy and they let me copy
I am a great student on the honor role so a lot of people cheat off me 😭😭😭😭😭
I'm stupid anyways so nobody does it on me. But i still wouldn't mind, that's what friends are for.
Damn, this vid came out 7 years ago. We’re getting old man 😔
8 years now...
9 years
''Adante stop cheating off from me''🤣😂
Ummm who andate
@@taisworld10 🦅🐼🐮🐤🚴🐱🐻🐒🐴🐴🐣🐥🐥🐣🐣🐔🏔🌨🌨🌩🏁🎱🎱⚾
TaisWorld10 🤦🏾♀️
@@taisworld10 not cool bro
you see, my mom and dad have different visions of my grades.
Mom-
A- GOOD JOB HERES SOME CHEETOS
B- GOOD JOB HERES SOME ICE CREAM
C- YOU CAN DO BETTER, BUT THATS OK
D- YOU CAN DO BETTER NO COMPUTER FOR A DAY
F- GIVE ME YOUR PHONE
Dad-
A- yay
B- study more
C- nO TRY HARDERRRR
D- GIVE ME YOUR PHONE
F- *kills*
haha dads r the best
I'm 16 and I don't even have a phone, I only have an desk top, a Tamagotchi, and a TV that's not even in my room!
my dad:
A - Pretty good. You could do better tho.
B - BOy if you don't get your grades up...
C - You gon learn today! *Gets the wooden spoon*
D - D stands for death
+Divad Onarres haha, no, moms don't try to kill you when you get bad grades.
Same
My parents if I get :
A=we will buy you Anthing
B=we are so proud of you
C=usual
D=okay put more effort into it next time (most of the time I don’t show them I got a D)
F= *i would not show them a F paper come on*
KKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKS RELATABLE
I usually get A's but I get no money/gifts.
A-usual
B-okay, but put more effort into it next time
C-study more or you won't succed in school nor life
I got an f once it’s in the trashcan
for me B and C are casual but D and F is when I get lectured ahah I still love my parents tho
This brings back so many memories 😭😭❤
A = you're a genius
B = great
C = you can do better
D = you can do better
F=who cares nobody use this in real life
My Parnets If a get
A = IDK
B = Okay Thats Pretty Good
C = Nohing Happens
D= Okay But You Could Done better mabye
F= I dont Know
I never Got A a Or F
Amine El lucky
Amine El EXTRA WHITE
same with me, but my mom comes from a different country than england so she doesn't understand the grading system. otherwise my parents are strict
@something something it means A++++++++++++++++++++
I can't cheat I don't have good enough vision I can't see that far
same here
Then get glasses dummy!
ME EITHER!!!!
Man that is my life storyyyy
me too
Danish parents with grades:
A - Good, good.
B - Ehh, could be better.
C - grounded for a week.
D - Ground for 3 months.
F - Dead just dead
when he said “ fermé la bouche “ aahahahha i couldn’t stop laughing
Sammmme xd
This made all of French feel with it to me
That Asian thing is actually for real my parents are like that
Say Vang Seriously??
I can relate to this video on so many levels .
My parents
A: 5 dollar store
B:WORKER HARDER!!!
C: Big spank with hands
D: Me hiding in a closet I hope they don’t find me
F: 2 hour long spank
I have Asian parents.....
Rest in peace leaves flower
POV: Your watching an extremely old video and you miss the old days when times was a lot less stressful and enjoyable
In 8th grade social studies one time my teacher called me up after a test, I had gotten a 95, turns out everyone next to me also got a 95 and this sort of thing had been going on for a like month or two. So we all take the test apart from each other, I get a 95, the people who sat next to me were getting F's and D's. So they all got sent to the principals office for wide scale cheating.
So you got 95 every time? What a coincident.
whatever blue waffles coming out of blue toasters
Lucky you! 😂😂
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+lea jara ...people like thos kts...
Lemme show you the results of grades from a asian parent
A = Good Job
B = Get a slap on the cheek
C = Don’t get food for 1 day
D = Spanking, No food, No gadgets, No nothing
F = You don’t have a house anymore.
Grades for me
A= Great job
B= death
C= death
D= death
F= mega super ultra death
0:25 I love how accurate this bit is 😂
My parents. A= Great job! B=good job. C=get that to a B
D=slap in the face!
E= breaks phone
F= cuts off left arm
clash of What
E?
MusicEdits some countries have E grades
Andy Cheng
Oh thanks for informing me!
E is a good grade it stands for excellent
+jazmin jazmin
E is actually for try again I think