Like she dies from the act of being awful at driving itself? lol that's hilarious, so she goes the wrong way up a one way and her cerebral cortex just implodes.
Comedians are humans sometimes and most of them has a sense of humor. Thats why we have more cabaret artist in germany than comedians. We don't like humor
I don't know how I'm going to die but I know without a doubt, the call will be coming from inside the house. 😅 At this point the odds of it coming from some external source are just laughably insignificant compared to the potential possibility that in one way or another, it comes from me.
The fact that I have a relative who flipped their car while DUI during the 90s and the cassette he put in was playing "highway to hell" right when he crashed. He survived by miracle of Volvo's standards on car safety (which was still kinda novel at the time). And now he's sober, too. But still, it is crazy how many people have gotten killed in less violent accidents, but this guy got maybe some skin abrasions after going at least 75 mph in a twisty-turny 25 zone one night when the nose met a guardrail at the bottom of the hill and landed upside down in somebody's backyard.
"I'm not a good driver." That was awesome. I respect her wanting to be old and having fun when she dies. And of course not see it coming. Taylor, you're great at getting people to say great stuff. I wish I had been sitting close to the front when I saw your show. I had some good answers to some of your questions. My nephew didn't want to sit close to the front and the tickets were his Christmas present, so we didn't.
@ juliethompson so glad that your nephew actually got you tix to see Taylor's show live. She's hilarious and may I say- She's so real albeit in her comedy performances!!
The quote by Will Rogers or Jack Handey (hard to tell who said it first) is “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
I’m so torn on this issue. I don’t want to linger in sickness a long time, but I also don’t want to be caught completely off guard. Like give me time to do the dishes.
How do I wanna die? Like my grandmother, at age 106 and by my own choice. At some point during her later years (104-106) she didn’t want to live anymore, dementia onset (which is fair at that point, your neurons are degraded) unable to care for herself (she lived on her own, because she wanted to, until the age of 95 when she finally agreed to be moved to a nursing home near my home) So how did she die? She gave up, refused to eat and drink, took her about 2 days to die from the time she gave up. Her final words were still a meme “Niels (my father, her youngest son), you have whipped cream in your entire face” She had regained lucidity for a few moments but not enough to realise she was looking at my, white, fluffy dog, with my dad standing behind her, so to her it looked like marshmallow fluff/whipped cream
Well, ironically, dying on a rollercoaster also shuts down the rollercoaster for other people, sometimes permanently, even if it wasn't anything wrong with the machine.
@@MonkeyJedi99 I'm not sure about an exact death other than not being horrific. I do know how I want my body disposed of though: Fired at pointblank range from an electromagnetic railgun at hypersonic velocity into a foot thick tungsten plate mounted on the side of a granite cube the size of the Kaaba.
It's so sad that we don't have comedians like this in Germany. The delivery, the wittiness, and behind that, the humanity. We just don't have that. Maybe Thorsten Sträter, but that's about it.
This may be the best crowdwork Ive ever seen. 😂 I am not being an asshole legitimately I have watched tens of thousands of hours of comedy and this is next level.
Someone actually designed a rollercoaster for this! Its called the "euthanasia coaster" and it has seven progressively tighter loops so that the G-force gradually increases until you pass out.
@@tomcat5151it certainly sounds like an original concept.... But it begs the question, has this idea really grown in such popularity that future concept creators find it worthwhile spending time and energy developing serious blueprints for it?
@@EvilsLastWishIf I remember correctly, there should be some kind of blueprints because they had calculated the g forces. The first loop makes you pass out, the second kills you and the third just makes sure of it 😅
I feel like the audience that an established comic has attracted and cultivated-the types of people who want to come out to that comic’s shows-says at least a tiny little bit about the comic themselves… and man, Taylor’s fanbase just generally seems really really likeable.
For sure! Her shows are full of a very definite cohort of people. The proportion of people in therapy at the show I went to was amazing! And insomniacs and introverts and medicated people etc. The crowd work is amazing as she gets such a reliable type of audience you get some incredible answers to the questions and prompts she chooses! Imagine crowd work about mental health medications and therapy in a generic comics crowd.. it would be so likely to completely flop! You'd need to ask a could 5 people before you find someone relevant. Plus Taylor is super nice and makes it very clear her crowd work is an opt in thing and assures she won't pick anyone or pressure them to answer if they aren't comfortable or they suddenly panic. She's aware half her audience are introverts eith anxiety 😅
I meannnn wasn’t there a euthanasia rollercoaster designed by an engineer that’d cause you to eventually pass out from lack of oxygen or something and then die? I can’t remember what it was called but it was basically a huge drop followed by loops that gradually got smaller. So if that ever got built she could have her wish 😂
Fun fact there actually was a euthanasia coaster in development, it was supposed to have like 20 loops in a row that got so fast the g force would make you would pass out and then pass away in your sleep. The idea was scrapped but it honestly kinda sounds like a fun way to go.
We have a saying here, “may God let us die in order”, meaning that no one should experience their children’s or younger relatives’ loss. The rest is manageable, since it’s anyhow inevitable.
I love how the answer wasn't even "in a car crash" just "I'm not a good driver"
Yes, it sounded extra ominous 😂
It's inevitable. She's made peace with it.
Like she dies from the act of being awful at driving itself? lol that's hilarious, so she goes the wrong way up a one way and her cerebral cortex just implodes.
I mean there are more options this way 😂
Word part, didn't even have to be her
I love when a crowd member makes the comedian laugh. I’d carry that pride for months
It’s really not hard to do
@@MrProdigy810it really depends.
I feel like you have to or the alternative is shame and flashbacks for months 😂
If I had made Patrice laugh, Id make a trophy
Comedians are humans sometimes and most of them has a sense of humor. Thats why we have more cabaret artist in germany than comedians. We don't like humor
"I'm not a good driver" GIRL that was so real💀😂
Sooo funny, iam not a good driver 😅
I don't know how I'm going to die but I know without a doubt, the call will be coming from inside the house. 😅
At this point the odds of it coming from some external source are just laughably insignificant compared to the potential possibility that in one way or another, it comes from me.
I felt that 😂
This is why I want to travel horseback.
@@AD-eg9cwSo you want to die playing Superman like Christopher Reeves. That can be one long stretch towards the end.
The delivery of that "i'm not a very good driver" was so perfectly casual 😂
I like how her crowd work isn’t about insulting people - it’s great comedy
Shows her church stand up roots, Gotta have a clean act when Jesus is in the audience! lol
She's brilliant.
@@QuasiMonkeyit's so much better when the comedy's smart and collaborative. Being mean is not dirty but it kills the energy.
men don't mind mean energy, that's that vag energy speaking
@@QuasiMonkeywait her having church roots explains why my black traumatized ass is still so entertained 😂
gives a whole new meaning to ‘highway to hell’ 😭😭💀
Exactly what I was thinking 😭😭😭💀💀
I thought of life is a highway 😂
STOP NOOOO 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Final Desti-ception.😂
The fact that I have a relative who flipped their car while DUI during the 90s and the cassette he put in was playing "highway to hell" right when he crashed.
He survived by miracle of Volvo's standards on car safety (which was still kinda novel at the time). And now he's sober, too. But still, it is crazy how many people have gotten killed in less violent accidents, but this guy got maybe some skin abrasions after going at least 75 mph in a twisty-turny 25 zone one night when the nose met a guardrail at the bottom of the hill and landed upside down in somebody's backyard.
She went from dying in final destination 3 to dying in final destination 2
wow you must really like final destination to remember to sequence
😂😂😂😂 Epic comment.
@@gauri__dayal1. Airplane. 2. Highway. 3. Funfair-esque/theme park-ish. 4.... Shit.. i can't remember the 4 and above
@@clarrie934. Nascar race 5. Bridge
God damn 😂
The thing that amazes me is that her prepped material and jokes are so immaculate AND her crowd work / improv is ALSO incredible.
If I'm her future husband, I'm definitely not riding any rollercoasters with her after the age of 55. Just to make sure.
Fuck it I'm, insurance is a thing bruh both of ours would be in check before hand.
@@ryanholderman4887 wow that went way over your head. His comment was about not wanting to die with her.
So she'll die alone? Or will you handcuff her to the bed so she can't get near Six Flags?
@@2011blueman I said what I said
@@ryanholderman4887were well aware 😂 what sort of a reply is that 😂😂😂
That almost sounded like a threat!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 "How do you want to die" ❤❤❤❤
She absolutely did not see that response coming, and I love it
That answer just has to be every comedian’s dream😂
I'd give the edge to "he dated my twin sister first"
"I'm not a good driver." That was awesome.
I respect her wanting to be old and having fun when she dies. And of course not see it coming.
Taylor, you're great at getting people to say great stuff. I wish I had been sitting close to the front when I saw your show. I had some good answers to some of your questions. My nephew didn't want to sit close to the front and the tickets were his Christmas present, so we didn't.
@ juliethompson so glad that your nephew actually got you tix to see Taylor's show live. She's hilarious and may I say- She's so real albeit in her comedy performances!!
@@shannonharris7532 yeah, it was great
@@juliethompson7718 i failed to complete my statement earlier that it was a great gift because I've never seen her live, yet, anyhow! 😊
I must say, Taylor's crowd work is next level!!! She is REALLY good!!
“I want to die at an old age, on a rollercoaster having fun. With the added benefit of traumatizing other people at the theme park.”
She meant getting laid
“Momma! THE OLD LADY RIGHT BY US DIED” *proceeds to have a metal breakdown*
I wanna die in my sleep...not screaming and crying like the passangers in my car
I want to Die at an old age having FUN & SEX on a Roller Coaster.
"I'll be dead. Not my problem."
I absolutely love your comedy!!😂😂😂
"I'm not a good driver" had me rolling 😂🤣😂
I want to die in my sleep, not screaming and scared like the passengers in my car were lol
Like her car eventually will
Expectation: Final Destination 3
Reality: Final Destination 2
I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa, not yelling and screaming like the people he was driving.
Wow 💀
😮😂😮😂
You had us on the first half... LoL
The quote by Will Rogers or Jack Handey (hard to tell who said it first) is “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
😮😩😂
Her crowd work is right up there with the greats, she's going to have a fantastic career! To the top Sis!
That is how to make a relationship work. Have high standards but a firm grasp on reality.
Making a (great) comedian laugh, must be a good feeling 😊
I’m so torn on this issue. I don’t want to linger in sickness a long time, but I also don’t want to be caught completely off guard. Like give me time to do the dishes.
Criminally underappreciated comment. 😂😂😂
Right? I don't even need allot of time in advance. Just gimme 1 minute to delete my browser history.
Yeah, dying in your sleep the night of your 100th birthday sounds pretty perfect to me.
Do the dishes? That is your final wish? Wait! Just let me do the dishes? Not tslk to loved ones or say goodbye? One last time?
Oh for real about the dishes. My biggest worry is somehow to die on a day when my house is kindda messy for whatever reason. 😳
How do I wanna die? Like my grandmother, at age 106 and by my own choice.
At some point during her later years (104-106) she didn’t want to live anymore, dementia onset (which is fair at that point, your neurons are degraded) unable to care for herself (she lived on her own, because she wanted to, until the age of 95 when she finally agreed to be moved to a nursing home near my home)
So how did she die? She gave up, refused to eat and drink, took her about 2 days to die from the time she gave up. Her final words were still a meme
“Niels (my father, her youngest son), you have whipped cream in your entire face”
She had regained lucidity for a few moments but not enough to realise she was looking at my, white, fluffy dog, with my dad standing behind her, so to her it looked like marshmallow fluff/whipped cream
It’s freaking great when someone in the audience makes the comedian laugh ❤
She dies at old age not expecting it on the way to the roler coster 😂💀
"reality is often the parody of the idea"
oof.
Underrated comment 😂😂
"LIFE IS A HIGHWAYYYY, I WANNA RIDE IT...oop"
This!!
my love life in a nutshell
That girl had great comedic instict. Perfect setup and delivery, even if unintentional.
Everyone in the audience is gonna give her a ten minute head start when the show is over.
queen of crowd work
Great comedic timing and punch line… from the audience member.
I love it. She doesn't want to go alone!😆😅🤣🤣
Her being a bad driver is not how she dies. It's how the rest of us die.
Well, ironically, dying on a rollercoaster also shuts down the rollercoaster for other people, sometimes permanently, even if it wasn't anything wrong with the machine.
By far the funniest convention between 2 women ive ever heard 😂
I see Taylor Tomlinson, I click.
Me too.
Me too but mostly just in hopes that one day she will say something funny
@itskmillz LOL🤣
Correct
Love Taylor! Her gigs are so good.
She was not lying about her possible fate😂
Oh my god... i wanna go the same way!!! Old and on a roller coaster!!!!
“How are you going to die?”
“I’m gonna do a loop-de-loop on the highway”
Behind the wheel she gets to take the whole family with her!
“You want to die on a rollercoaster? Like final destination ?” Our girl was so confounded, she was momentarily a New Yorker.
Well, either one, she won't see coming,😂😂
You are so funny. I love how you interact with the crowd sometimes, no insults. Your comedy is hilarious 😂
That’s nuts because I just watched Final Destination 3 last night, so I was like HOLD UP
I love Taylor’s interactions with the audience. Her improv skills are way out of the park!
I just noticed she says "rollocoaster" every single time lol.
As a 27 year old woman that feels like a 60 yo woman sometimes I feel like I’m probably gonna die slipping in the tub
I've had 3 near death experiences slipping in the tub 😅 (I caught myself tho so I'm good) so I feel this on a spiritual level 🤣
Cover the tub with those suction cup rubber mats give you all the traction we all deserve. Be smart think ahead it is not that expensive. 😊
So real for this one
My brother would say "Everyone wants to die in bed,but nobody is afraid to climb into it".
That's a pretty raw crowd work question man!
"How do you want to die" sounds so much like a threat lmao
She said it with her whole head 😂😂😂
I've never seen anyone engage the audience like her And the just runs with it
If she's a bad driver, there's still a chance she won't see it coming
having fun, too
I am a simple man. İ see taylor, i press like.
Taylor's laugh at the end of the clip might have been the best part.
GIRL CONGRATS ON YOUR SHOW
It started and i was like damn...only she could pull this off
How does this actually funny comedian have the perfect body type? Hilarious and beautiful. She would never talk to me lmao! 😂
It's so nice when comedians truly get a gut laught from an audience memeber
"How do you want to die?" "At the heat death of the universe."
I want to die from a supersonic 20-25cm meteor coring me from skull to groin.
Quick, painless, and talked about for decades.
@@MonkeyJedi99 I'm not sure about an exact death other than not being horrific. I do know how I want my body disposed of though: Fired at pointblank range from an electromagnetic railgun at hypersonic velocity into a foot thick tungsten plate mounted on the side of a granite cube the size of the Kaaba.
@@mortified776 Dang, that's glorious.
I just want to be the fertilizer for a hardwood tree.
You're gonna have a long stretch of boredom before that.
I love her banter with the audience she's so good at that! ❤
I LOVE the pause
"How do you *think* you're gonna die?"
"..."
"...I'm not a good driver" 😂😂😂
The yelp I let out, sis is living on all cylinders with that honesty. Lol
There is a VERY short list of comedians who can work a crowd unscriped like Taylor. No safety net-just fly out there and see what happens.
That girl in the audience delivered the punchline. I'm not a good driver was the funniest possible answer 😂
No wonder she is married, she knows what she wants yet knows who she is and is realistic.
(if we make vast assumptiosn from not much data.)
It's the internet. It's all that happens here.
@@capnskiddiesThis is the best comment I've ever seen.
That's a very good analysis!
Taylor is so delightful!
taylor laughing gives me joy
It's so sad that we don't have comedians like this in Germany. The delivery, the wittiness, and behind that, the humanity. We just don't have that. Maybe Thorsten Sträter, but that's about it.
This may be the best crowdwork Ive ever seen. 😂 I am not being an asshole legitimately I have watched tens of thousands of hours of comedy and this is next level.
It’s really gonna be on the way to that rollercoaster 🎢 😂😂
After fifty you don't get on roller coasters you'll understand when you're fifty.😂😂😂😂😂
Taylor's crowd work in small settings is just so freaking good and hilarious.
That woman is final destination waiting to happen 😂😂😂
I love when comedians interact with the audience. real.
On a highway would also be Final Destination btw 😅
I am not even gonna suprise anymore if one day there's rollercoaster on the highway with old lady died smiling
Someone actually designed a rollercoaster for this! Its called the "euthanasia coaster" and it has seven progressively tighter loops so that the G-force gradually increases until you pass out.
So it's designed to violate every safety regulation. I'm shocked it doesn't also have a low clearance right afterward, just to make sure it takes.
@@unimpartialobserver nah, that'd be messy to clean.
@@unimpartialobserverit's not real lol. It's a concept piece by an artist/phD candidate
@@tomcat5151it certainly sounds like an original concept....
But it begs the question, has this idea really grown in such popularity that future concept creators find it worthwhile spending time and energy developing serious blueprints for it?
@@EvilsLastWishIf I remember correctly, there should be some kind of blueprints because they had calculated the g forces. The first loop makes you pass out, the second kills you and the third just makes sure of it 😅
I love her comedy so much I can't even
I feel like the audience that an established comic has attracted and cultivated-the types of people who want to come out to that comic’s shows-says at least a tiny little bit about the comic themselves… and man, Taylor’s fanbase just generally seems really really likeable.
For sure! Her shows are full of a very definite cohort of people. The proportion of people in therapy at the show I went to was amazing! And insomniacs and introverts and medicated people etc.
The crowd work is amazing as she gets such a reliable type of audience you get some incredible answers to the questions and prompts she chooses!
Imagine crowd work about mental health medications and therapy in a generic comics crowd.. it would be so likely to completely flop! You'd need to ask a could 5 people before you find someone relevant.
Plus Taylor is super nice and makes it very clear her crowd work is an opt in thing and assures she won't pick anyone or pressure them to answer if they aren't comfortable or they suddenly panic. She's aware half her audience are introverts eith anxiety 😅
But for real she looked so invested after she asked “how do you want to die?”
I love Taylor's interaction with audiences.
The I’m not a good driver delivery was awesome 😂
I meannnn wasn’t there a euthanasia rollercoaster designed by an engineer that’d cause you to eventually pass out from lack of oxygen or something and then die? I can’t remember what it was called but it was basically a huge drop followed by loops that gradually got smaller. So if that ever got built she could have her wish 😂
Are you talking about that crazy ass show Mrs Davis?
Ay it's pretty similar! Just ignore all speed limits at old age and you're pretty much golden!
What a great question 😂
Fun fact there actually was a euthanasia coaster in development, it was supposed to have like 20 loops in a row that got so fast the g force would make you would pass out and then pass away in your sleep. The idea was scrapped but it honestly kinda sounds like a fun way to go.
BRO
I've never found someone else who wants to die that way!!!!! I've always said that this is the way I wanna go 😂
Read up on "euthanasia coaster" it's a theoretical Rollercoaster that would kill you because of the g force. A fun but peaceful death!
@@sol4925
Being crushed by g-forces is not exactly peaceful.
You know you said the right thing when the comedian has to take a break for a sec 😂
I mean I don’t want to see it coming either. I’m terrified of that shit. I’m never dying.
Cute but yea we all are can't stop it either 😊 when death smiles at you all you can do is smile back.
@@GirlWthGlassesunnecessary but yeah we know that already.
She just called out everyone who are bad drivers xD love this woman
I love when comedians talk to the crowd and I love Taylor's material so its amazing to see my 2 types of comedy love merge
How do you want to die?
Kinda like a Final Destination movie.
How are you GOING to die?
Also, kinda like a Final Destination movie.
😂😂😂
Both is a final destination theme , rollercoaster and highway 😂
We need more of this content. 🙌
I love that this is just the opening deaths from Final Destination 3 and Final Destination 2 respectively
I want to get on a rollercoaster as a happy 90 year old and then ruin everybody's day 😄
Taylor is so good with crowdwork.
Keep it up Taylor this is iconic 😂
She's brilliant. She's the funniest person I never met
We have a saying here, “may God let us die in order”, meaning that no one should experience their children’s or younger relatives’ loss. The rest is manageable, since it’s anyhow inevitable.