Suck, bang, blow is actually a fantastic name for a biker bar. It's a common way to describe how an engine works. Sucks in air, fuel goes bang, blows out exhaust. Perfect!
One of the few things I remember from grade school. A film on gas engines. Intake, compression, ignition, exhaust. Doesn’t work as well as a double entendre, though. 😂
7:45 The middle drawer makes total sense. Like they were saying, the top drawer is too far to fall if it were to come all the way out or if the baby were to go over the edge. But the bottom drawer isn't good either. It's too far below people's line of sight and can be tripped over if someone forgets that it's open. It also requires someone to bend way down to put the baby down or pick the baby up. The middle drawer is just right.
I just love watching Taylor's expressions during the last part of the video as Mayce was telling his legendary origin story. She went from elevated to offended to utterly stunned in 3 minutes 😂😂😂
After thirty years of marriage, I can say that separate bedrooms and offices is a great idea. Why there is some kind of stigma about that among people in my age group is ridiculous.
I loved both of comedians in this video with you. So different but awesome in their own way. Mayce's more unassuming comedy just sneaks up on you - so good.
A major reason I love you is your ability to laugh uproariously at your guest or audience member. You love life. Even on After Midnight where you have heard it in rehersal. You think life is funny. I love you beyond your knowing. That is love without lust, btw.
I also learned that sometimes one's erotic fantasies... can be neither kink nor fetish, but something one wouldn't enjoy or be aroused by in real life. Sometimes they're only fantasies.
I think this is me with either my cuckquen or my findom fantasies. It's a great fantasy, but the reality of the situation would just feel sad and pathetic to me.
Choking IS kinky. It's considered edge play by most people who's knowledge of kink doesn't come from 50 shades and episodes of TV. The issue is that too many people think choking is just "a thing to do", and fail to realize it's the entry level version of "breath control" or "breath play". Choking is risky and kinky, it's just that people treat it like it's not because of media. (For context, I am a kinkster, involved in the community/lifestyle and am apprenticing to be a professional dominatrix)
It's Also why I'm grateful that my state community does a prekink academy, because so many people don't understand how dangerous it can get, and people take it way too lightly, especially around things that can seem less dangerous, like rope play.
Taylor, you are such an absolute joy to listen to! You are so quick witted and hilarious. I also love the way you allow yourself to genuinely laugh at the jokes other say, both in your crowd work and on After Midnight. Thank you!
We were there with you when Mayce was your opening act. My wife and I were absolutely dying the whole time - it was awesome. And I was not familiar with him and he was hilarious too! Next time you're in town, our goal will be to get seats in the same zip code as the stage.
Absolutely fabulous stuff!!!! First time watching this and I hope more will regularly get posted. I'm all the way in Malaysia so this is the only way I get to watch your shows.
I forget which European country it is - maybe Finland? - But it's common place to be given a carboard box for a crib and other baby bits, when you're near the end of your pregnancy.
My husband and i actually do have our own bedrooms. It's great tbh. We each have a space we can be alone if we want, surrounded by things that are exclusively a comfort to us, and whenever our sleep hours are different it prevents waking each other up. Plus the dogs and our daughter more often have space to join us if they get lonely at night. I keep all ky books and hockey memorabilia and guitar and what have you in my room, kinda like an office but i can also sleep there lol.
Phenomenal comp! Hope to catch a live performance one day! So happy you’ve garnered so much more recognition for your hilarious gifts! ❤ I think I’ve got issues with overuse of exclamation marks!!
"Which sounds like a Disney Channel Original Movie... I was a teenage magician" There was one in 2005, "Now You See It" starring Aly Michalka... It premiered on a Friday not a Saturday though, but she was close.
First - this whole pew-and-texting idea was golden. If this is carried forward to other tours I now have "See TT live" on my bucket list (white-haired old geezer here). "See TT live" is on the list anyway, but this would cement it into the top 3. Second, to Mayce and Sophie - first, the whole kid-in-the-drawer thing was common in the 1930s/30s, you can see it in the third (?IIRC, possibly 4th) Powell & Loy "Thin Man" film (Highly recommend the series, and Powell in "My Man Godfrey" (DVD for valuable historical-perspective extras)), and second, maybe use those wire shelves instead? Durable, customizable, and most importantly, have add-ons designed to bolt high configurations to wall-studs. So, set one up with a shelf at your preferred height, put the short "fence" option units on front and side, stick a sleeping cradle in, and you're all set. When the kid grows, reconfigure for either other uses or a lower sleep shelf (and if you want you can configure into a bunk bed if/when you have more kids.
Great job for being sober ( reply to another comment) I love you Taylor. I went to see you last year at Radio City. You were hysterical. But you are not coming close to me this year. 😢. Hoping that you have another Netflix special soon.
I'd argue middle drawer is best. It's hedging your bet. You don't want top, because it would be a high fall. You don't want bottom, because if the top drawers collapse or an earthquake happens, you don't want more things to fall on the baby. So middle is best imo. Not too far to fall from, not all to fall on them.
Watched from over the fence while talking to the girl next door who I played with most days as her 1yr old brother ate his poop with a paddle pop stick off their back path when I was about 3, his mom came out, I freak out at her about it thinking the kid will die, she tells me "you probably ate yours when you were younger" ... I said "NO!"
Sounds like Toby is/was a practical woman. The mid drawer is the first drawer big enough to fit a baby fully into, so the baby won’t fall out as easily. AND, it’s higher than the bottom one so you’re not doing a thousand squats in the middle of the night checking every sniffle, cough, and cry. Achievement Unlocked: Making the most out of poverty.
I legit had to double check that Zach wasn’t one of Jenna’s entourage of gays on 30 Rock. I KNOW Zach is way too young, but the resemblance is so uncanny! Specifically, I was thinking of the guy who looked at Frank and said “Can I ask you a question?” and after Frank says yes, the redhead just gestures from F’s head to his toes and simply says “Why?”.
Great job creating context. Would be a different kind of funny without that. Are we defined by our handheld microcomputers? Subvert the dominant paradigm.
1:41 a compatible partner for a strong independent woman? I’d recommend finding one that recharges with usb-C, the proprietary barrel plugs break and get lost and while feeding AA batteries is convenient, it’s bad for the environment
“Haven’t you eaten ass?” 🤣🤣🤣
Memes that came to mind:
"Why are you like this?"
"Ooo, you make me so mad."
"Emotional damage!"
Absolutely sent me! 😂😂
Savage AF!!! LOL
What a question tho 😂
I mean, judging by his answer, that was a yes.
OK literally EVERY part of Mayce's story was not what I was expecting at all. 😆🤣
like every sentence is a plot twist 😭
What a finale! 🤣
I was at that show. He was hilarious 😂
I've never seen Taylor look so stunned for so long. Hilariously strange story.
@@katiedid1983 At this show or the "Suck, Bang, Blow" show? 🤣🤣🤣
Suck, bang, blow is actually a fantastic name for a biker bar. It's a common way to describe how an engine works. Sucks in air, fuel goes bang, blows out exhaust. Perfect!
One of the few things I remember from grade school. A film on gas engines. Intake, compression, ignition, exhaust. Doesn’t work as well as a double entendre, though. 😂
@@jimwilliams3816True the cocaine usually comes first!
Suck, squeeze, pop, and blow was how I was taught..
It's suck squeeze bang blow
Can't forget the squeeze though, it's a four stroke engine and doesn't work without the compression stroke: suck, squeeze, bang, blow.
“Am I a magician or a pimp?” 😂
Yes ;P
mayce just has a whole comic book origin story
7:45 The middle drawer makes total sense. Like they were saying, the top drawer is too far to fall if it were to come all the way out or if the baby were to go over the edge. But the bottom drawer isn't good either. It's too far below people's line of sight and can be tripped over if someone forgets that it's open. It also requires someone to bend way down to put the baby down or pick the baby up. The middle drawer is just right.
One could say it's the Goldilocks drawer
You really thought about this didn't you
Found the middle child.... 😛
@@korganrocks3995 I'm an only child.
It also better at night
I just love watching Taylor's expressions during the last part of the video as Mayce was telling his legendary origin story. She went from elevated to offended to utterly stunned in 3 minutes 😂😂😂
I just realized you can totally do stand up sitting down. Shit. I owe my mom twenty bucks now.
Lol that’s hilarious thank you
Honestly, her next Netflix special could just these segments and I would be happy as a clam.
This is an excellent late night talk show with funny co-hosts.
I love that these are dropping every few weeks. Highlight of my regular scroll.
After thirty years of marriage, I can say that separate bedrooms and offices is a great idea. Why there is some kind of stigma about that among people in my age group is ridiculous.
I loved both of comedians in this video with you. So different but awesome in their own way. Mayce's more unassuming comedy just sneaks up on you - so good.
simultaneously adoring and feeling intimidated by Tomdaya is the single most bisexual thing I have ever heard from Taylor (bc saaaaaaame)🩷💜🩵
Those bar names are WILD!
Hella wild
Coming out hot with “2 dueling pastors.” So funny. So American.
A major reason I love you is your ability to laugh uproariously at your guest or audience member. You love life. Even on After Midnight where you have heard it in rehersal. You think life is funny. I love you beyond your knowing. That is love without lust, btw.
Thank you for spreading accurate information about kink vs fetish!
I also learned that sometimes one's erotic fantasies... can be neither kink nor fetish, but something one wouldn't enjoy or be aroused by in real life. Sometimes they're only fantasies.
I think this is me with either my cuckquen or my findom fantasies. It's a great fantasy, but the reality of the situation would just feel sad and pathetic to me.
Choking IS kinky. It's considered edge play by most people who's knowledge of kink doesn't come from 50 shades and episodes of TV. The issue is that too many people think choking is just "a thing to do", and fail to realize it's the entry level version of "breath control" or "breath play". Choking is risky and kinky, it's just that people treat it like it's not because of media.
(For context, I am a kinkster, involved in the community/lifestyle and am apprenticing to be a professional dominatrix)
It's Also why I'm grateful that my state community does a prekink academy, because so many people don't understand how dangerous it can get, and people take it way too lightly, especially around things that can seem less dangerous, like rope play.
2:28 "Be what you want to be, love who you wanna love, but don't fook with Scrabble!"
Middle drawer is the PERFECT choice.
Less fall damage, better for your back than bending all the way down.
Sophie's Mom was spot on!
Your best movement is you next movement, it's actually healthy to be in a number of postures you normally wouldn't be in.
Taylor, you are such an absolute joy to listen to! You are so quick witted and hilarious. I also love the way you allow yourself to genuinely laugh at the jokes other say, both in your crowd work and on After Midnight. Thank you!
Don't ever let these compilations stop... loving every one of them!
Taylor... or who tf ever is reading this..... Never stop making these. They are almost as good as her stand up! Cheers!
We were there with you when Mayce was your opening act. My wife and I were absolutely dying the whole time - it was awesome. And I was not familiar with him and he was hilarious too! Next time you're in town, our goal will be to get seats in the same zip code as the stage.
😂I'm dyin ovah heah! This is just gold, start to finish!
Absolutely fabulous stuff!!!! First time watching this and I hope more will regularly get posted. I'm all the way in Malaysia so this is the only way I get to watch your shows.
Filthy mcnasty’s - WHAT THE ACTUAL HELLLL I WAS DYINGGGG
7:19 Dude laughed so hard, he became Feel Good Inc.
My mum was the second child and her brother refused to give up the crib so she got the drawers too. hahaha
I forget which European country it is - maybe Finland? - But it's common place to be given a carboard box for a crib and other baby bits, when you're near the end of your pregnancy.
The magician hysterical deadpan
My husband and i actually do have our own bedrooms. It's great tbh. We each have a space we can be alone if we want, surrounded by things that are exclusively a comfort to us, and whenever our sleep hours are different it prevents waking each other up. Plus the dogs and our daughter more often have space to join us if they get lonely at night. I keep all ky books and hockey memorabilia and guitar and what have you in my room, kinda like an office but i can also sleep there lol.
I need this kind of conversation daily and ridiculously stupid sometimes extraordinarily random.
I love these crowd confessions videos! 😂
Phenomenal comp! Hope to catch a live performance one day!
So happy you’ve garnered so much more recognition for your hilarious gifts! ❤
I think I’ve got issues with overuse of exclamation marks!!
Omg I love these. Taylor is so stinkin funny to me.
Damn, that was some funny stuff. The goat ...
Love you Taylor! Funny and relatable always ❤️❤️
Gifting goats is my new love language
The shocked expression on her face...
Oh... my... god. This has to become like a regular show. Embrace your inner pimp!
Holy shit Taylor, post more of these!
Those coming out stories were pure gold 😂😂😂
"Which sounds like a Disney Channel Original Movie... I was a teenage magician"
There was one in 2005, "Now You See It" starring Aly Michalka... It premiered on a Friday not a Saturday though, but she was close.
I needed this😅❤
That dude who got an apology goat, I thought it was going to end up like Isaac in the Bible story only more horror...
Gadamn I wish I'd been able to go to this! Next time, Taylor. You'd better be coming back to Cleveland!
great format, love it!
I concur. Thank you to Hope for asking that question.
There's a Filthy McNasty's in Kent, Ohio - less than an hour from Playhouse Square, where you guys performed.
I really enjoyed this format.
So thats where the expression "tricks are for kids" come from.
This is great, thank you
First - this whole pew-and-texting idea was golden. If this is carried forward to other tours I now have "See TT live" on my bucket list (white-haired old geezer here). "See TT live" is on the list anyway, but this would cement it into the top 3.
Second, to Mayce and Sophie - first, the whole kid-in-the-drawer thing was common in the 1930s/30s, you can see it in the third (?IIRC, possibly 4th) Powell & Loy "Thin Man" film (Highly recommend the series, and Powell in "My Man Godfrey" (DVD for valuable historical-perspective extras)), and second, maybe use those wire shelves instead? Durable, customizable, and most importantly, have add-ons designed to bolt high configurations to wall-studs. So, set one up with a shelf at your preferred height, put the short "fence" option units on front and side, stick a sleeping cradle in, and you're all set. When the kid grows, reconfigure for either other uses or a lower sleep shelf (and if you want you can configure into a bunk bed if/when you have more kids.
10:59 I've never seen Taylor look so stunned for so long. Hilariously strange story.
He worked at Suck, Bang, Blow, and Filthy Mcnastys. He also pimped his mom. Classic.
Is there more and lnger versions of "Crowd Confessions"? Thanks! Love You Taylor
9:11 I 100% see him as a teen magician lol
01:34 "WHY ARE YOU THE WAY THAT YOU ARE" - office quote
The scrabble 😂
My husband and his friends frequently went to a bar named Filthy McNasty's in Ft Worth 😂
Came for the drinks, stayed for the magic tricks...
Great job for being sober ( reply to another comment)
I love you Taylor. I went to see you last year at Radio City. You were hysterical. But you are not coming close to me this year. 😢. Hoping that you have another Netflix special soon.
I enjoy these compilations that are posted after every show and particularly enjoyed @taylortomlinson's range of reactions starting at @8:45!
this was epic.. thnx!
THE best stories ever!!
I'd argue middle drawer is best. It's hedging your bet. You don't want top, because it would be a high fall. You don't want bottom, because if the top drawers collapse or an earthquake happens, you don't want more things to fall on the baby. So middle is best imo. Not too far to fall from, not all to fall on them.
Lol😂 what a compilation 😂
I appreciate the layers on the kid goat joke
This fall on Disney, The teenage magician pimp!
Okay look... my dad was... supportive enough. I wish I'd gotten a goat out of it.
This is truly excellent, really want to go to one of these shows. Will you come to Toronto, Taylor?
"He got me a goat!!!!"
My mum was also a drawer baby! I'll have to ask her which one
@1:48 GOTCHA BIRCH!
As soon as i heard Philthy McNasty's (yes, that's the proper spelling) I had to look up where in Ontario he was from.
This here's my gay goat
Johnny Carson was a teen magician. So there's hope.
I love how you use handheld mics. In this day and age. So skibidi. (I have no idea what that means).
'Erotic' is using a feather, 'kinky' is using the chicken...
Are you doing any shows in the bay area!? 😢
Been married for 31 years. To a trucker. Yes, the best and longest relationships seem to be the ones where they don't see much of each other. Lol
Filthy mcnastys mentioned!!! >> 🤣🤣🤣
cups are eternal
0:26 women in stem
10:30 i worksheet have been able to make eye contact either……
Watched from over the fence while talking to the girl next door who I played with most days as her 1yr old brother ate his poop with a paddle pop stick off their back path when I was about 3, his mom came out, I freak out at her about it thinking the kid will die, she tells me "you probably ate yours when you were younger" ... I said "NO!"
Middle drawer is best. Top is unstable and Bottom will hurt your back over time.
I know a married couple with separate houses next door to one another.
wait.. why did I see the second one already with two other comedians
Hilarious.
We don't name bars like we used to
Sounds like Toby is/was a practical woman. The mid drawer is the first drawer big enough to fit a baby fully into, so the baby won’t fall out as easily. AND, it’s higher than the bottom one so you’re not doing a thousand squats in the middle of the night checking every sniffle, cough, and cry. Achievement Unlocked: Making the most out of poverty.
I legit had to double check that Zach wasn’t one of Jenna’s entourage of gays on 30 Rock. I KNOW Zach is way too young, but the resemblance is so uncanny!
Specifically, I was thinking of the guy who looked at Frank and said “Can I ask you a question?” and after Frank says yes, the redhead just gestures from F’s head to his toes and simply says “Why?”.
Great job creating context. Would be a different kind of funny without that.
Are we defined by our handheld microcomputers?
Subvert the dominant paradigm.
1:41 a compatible partner for a strong independent woman? I’d recommend finding one that recharges with usb-C, the proprietary barrel plugs break and get lost and while feeding AA batteries is convenient, it’s bad for the environment
Suck Bang Blow is still there.
In the 1980's we all said erotic is a feather kinky is the chicken
“Teen magician “ is actually pronounced “vir-gin”
"Oh my god that was so good"
That's what she said?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✨💖
Don't we all, at some time in our lives, face our own personal "performer or pimp?" dilemma?