If Beast Child Was Charged For His Crimes
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- Опубліковано 28 кві 2024
- If Beast Child Was Charged For His Crimes...
What crimes would UA-camr Beast Child be charged with?
Credit: @bstchld
A video examining what would Beast Child would be charged with if they were to be in court.
"In a parody of the infamous bstchld cartel, the beastchild, synonymous with bstchld, finds himself in a whirlwind of memes and reactions. If beast child was charged for his crimes, the internet would erupt with beastchild memes and bstchld cartel TikToks. With beastchild be like scenarios flooding social media, one can't help but imagine the beastchild's reaction to the uproar. From bstchld haircut jokes to bstchld cartel lyrics, every aspect of his persona becomes fodder for the meme mill. Despite the levity of the situation, the gravity of beast child's crimes looms, reminding us that even in the realm of parody, there are real-world implications."
Crimes include:
Aiding and Abetting
Child Labor
Conspiracy to Distribute
Drug Distribution to a Minor
First Degree Attempted Murder x 5
Drug Trafficking x 5
Unlawful Manufacturing of a Weapon
Unsafe working conditions
Aggravated animal cruelty x 2
Petty Theft
Obstructing Traffick
Forgery
Evading Arrest
Conspiract to commit a crime
Illegal use of drones
Food tampering
Mass Murder
Terrisom
Counterfeiting
Money Laundering
Endangering Public Health
Tampering with evidence
Setting a Booby Trap
Possession of Weapon With Intent to Harm
Reckless Endangerment
Negligent Homicide
#memes #crimes #court #beastchild #bstchild - Розваги
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How 💀
free my boy he aint do nun wrong
No he is a confidential informant. Anything he does is automatically not illegal it's otherwise illegal activity, executive privilege, qualified immunity, and security clearance that protects him from any judge.
the fact that he needs a part two is crazyyy
💀you know its bad when he has a part two
"Release my man, he didnt do nothing wrong"
The man in question:
He aint even that bad yall overreacting💋
46 buried
0 found
Type of guy that would cause multiple protests
Deadass
better call jayoma
Saul Goodman could turn allat into 3 months of jail and 50 hours of community service
what about jayoma
can confirm
I don't think calling Saul is gonna save this man💀
prolly 2 months and about 35 hours.
@@Percivalfrjayomas gonna reduce all this to a $10 fine
Me in Gta Online:
*irl
@@efecetin9573 hahaha
Mike?
@@Tacommander hello
@@hansglauberzehn how's Jimmy?
I hope beastchild sees this
me too
stop beastchild.
@@TheEscapisty man did nothing wrong, chill
@@Elias_Harrison
Facts 💥💯
He did
“Your honor, shut up, you wasn’t even there”
"your honor, my client pleads 'oopsie daisy'"
"Your honor, when I asked the jury woman for her number I was not attempting to-"
“Top or bottom?”
“That’s where the confusion started, your honor.”
"But your honor, you smelt it, therefore you're the one who dealt it!"
“Where are we oh ya he’s guilty”
This is just the tip of the iceberg of his crimes
just the tip (smnn reference)
@@Beckett.SMNN News, the only news I trust
@@elipse371And the only news that can trust us.
Fr
Bro is charging him for endangering his employees when his employees are used and possibly forced to traffick drugs
Like what does it matter at that point 💀
They aren't even considered employees
bros lawyer got the toughest jobs in the world
He got Saul Goodman for his lawyer
@@EngineerDaylight brother even saul goodman can't save him
@@causybranchjayoma can
@@causybranchhe bringed pheonix too and a few background character fore charge such as animal abuse
Aint nothing Jayoma can't solve
if beast child actually commits crimes like these,he would be the most wanted criminal in the entire world
definitely 💀
Just how father escobar intended
more wanted than osama himself
petition for Beast Child to be the next CoD Campaign villain
Nahh the government would still be on top
And remember, this video does NOT contain all his crime, this just a small part
Hahahhahahahaha
Why is BSTCHLD progressively getting a more hairy beard at the start 💀
💀💀
evolution
Is from escaping prison and charging passports every month
Just wait till this child finds out about facial hair growth🤯🤯🤯
stupid
Total:
323.5 years (jail time)
factory shutdown (x3)
life sentence (x8)
warehouse shutdown
$101,018,700 (fine, mostly for the buildings)
restaurant shutdown
the death sentence
it showed a billion for the fine?
@@taraskhan475it doesn't
I think $100,000,000 is extremely conservative for the value of those buildings and cost of cleanup
Who else would you like to see featured next? 🤔
Faze rug
Speed mcqueen
Speed McQueen
Pictelate guy
John Kramer from Saw
I love this, it reminds me of those “if dreamworks/disney villains were charges for their crimes” videos
Heavily inspired!
4:47 he said he hasn’t done this in over 20 years so they have done at least once
fr
I think he is talking bout 911
@@Shad0wGam1ng6 crazy 💀💀
Statute of limitations is a beautiful thing, innit?
@@user-bu7sr1bo6n he posted it on 9/11 too i remember
the way it suddenly increases at 4:51
And the death sentence 😭
This stuff top-tier
Appreciate it
I will appreciate it when you fix this damn bstchld @@bgrandpa_
4:10 i was dying holding my laugh, cough, and a fart during class
And a sneeze too
Bro how did you not just explode
@@gutbucket6184 it took a screenshot
Too much going on at this moment
Beast child needs to react to this.
He said in the video where the buildings where bombed that they hadn't tried this in over 20 years implying this wasn't the first time. Also, a lot of things in this video points to him being the mastermind behind 9/11
…So do we categorize him in the Dreamworks or Disney Villain Videos?…
Dreams works side characters: bstchld (rapper)
Dream works villains: bstchld ( now)
I see my favorite supplier has built up quite the resume. I’d highly recommend his product. It goes in clean and comes out even cleaner.
Best thing is that it doesn’t even hurt the nostrils, I also highly recommend.
4:43 He mentions in the video that the substance is "black tar heroin"
323 and a half years only? Bro hes immortal!😂😂
You know that includes 8 life sentences as well as a death sentence?
@hybr1dmeteor bro, dont you understand sarcasm...
We never catching BSTCHLD tho...
(Edit: why the 100 likes? Its just a comment and a fact?)
Edit: 300 likes? Why??
yeah the cartel is way too slick
@@gyurito9508 i know we are way too smart for the police -Famous last words
He made one video on how he escapes from feds, where he supposingly uses underground tunnels lol
@@pixel273a i wachted BSTCHLD a lot i know he got to the 4 corners of our World
Fleeing Arrest
I like this keep up the good work!! You will make it big
Ay that means so much, appreciate it brother! 💯
Some of bros lightest crimes 💀💀
That’s actually really funny and well made, probs to that
I knew a guy once he messed with Bstchlds cartel and this was the last thing he heard: 8:00
Lmao bro is swiss cheese 🧀
4:54 obviously they are abandoned
We going to 2001 with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
if i had a nickel for every time beast child was involved with something related to the cartel id be rich
You’d own the planet, probably the galaxy
Feces pieces had me dieing 😂
"He doesn't look much older than five"
Bstchld: i know thats the point
no way
Bro i was about to go sleep and then i saw this banger...
I love this video
Being this serious to sarcastic videos is hilarious oddly educational (i learned new things)
You gained a subscriber
I was waiting for this
Amazing video😂
Barely 30 seconds into the video, already has 13 years and a factory shutdown
Final I was waiting for this for so long😂
We'll never catch the cartel don.
Any chance you could make a part 2?
He did commit a LOT of crimes.
You know what they say, "you assuming I'm a human what I gotta do to get it through to you I'm super human" -Beast child
Your video keeps me from being bored
this is gonna be a good one
“Title of the vid”
Bros gonna be there for life
Your honor he said "deadass that ain't me dawg"
You'll never catch my chief administrator
This is what compilation videos should look like
6:47 why is Good Morning playing 😭😭🙏
this is your greatest video
bro is my favourite yapper😂😂
2:30 NOT THE CHINCHILLAS😭😭💀💀
Ikr l have a chinchilla and was dying laughing
Feces pieces is crazzy 💀💀💀😭😭
I feel like bstchld has a sentence longer than most cartoon villains.
Hes literally an international threat every agency is going after him.And hes still alive
Wait til the don himself sees this 💀
3:37 when he said “beat” I got an ad 💀💀💀💀
0:34 he has been put to hard work since he came out of the womb
Nose candy is crazy 😧😯 😂😂😂
"RELEASE BRO HE DIDNT DO ANYTHIN!" That anythin in question
Bro at 2x spEED I cant😂😂
We need the Cartel King to react to this
Its all over when jayoma dissmes his case
Bro added up to life with no parole lmfao
6'6? This dude is massive!
He just like me fr!!!🔥🔥🔥
Give jayoma a week and he'll leave with a parking ticket
I saw the title and instantly went death penalty
1:46 the face feeder making me act up 🤑
The cartel leader himself?! I must be dreaming!
You have been sentenced to life inprison to which he replied : Jit tripping
even Saul can’t stop these charges
I love that the thumbnail implies he’s 7’6
"Hey, why are you in jail for?"
Me:
you know its fucked up when you are one minute into the video and beast child allready charged for 83 years of prison
Better call Saul Goodman 💀
the "lip pillows" are not food but something that is used for a act that is pleasurable
Bro is cooked 😭
Beast child cartel gonna make you "suddenly vanish" for this one
6'6''!!! Bro is a absolute UNIT.
They wont catch him
Shawty's like a melody in my head
Damn, took a while for my boss to get the death sentence
As his right hand man, free beastchild🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
this is awsome
dads before they met our moms:
"your honor my client said wallah"
I tab out for one second to look at discord and I come back to see 43 years jump to 113 💀
I know this is satire (probably) but DAMN 😂😂😂
My future employer looking through my school record:
bro got the vcauce music 🔥🔥
“Yo free my mans he ain’t do nun’ wrong”
Their mans:
We calling Jayoma on bro 😭
Do Martin Cabelo next
4:40 black tar heroine, thats what he said in the actual video
Would be nice if you added the sentence length on each charge (I kept pausing to do the quick maths n got frustrated so I made this comment🤣🥺)
This is a average Tuesday night
I accidentally clicked on a sponsored granola ad after the first 4 seconds of the vid and i was so confused why his first crime was granola
Bro is charged more than saul goodman
So that’s why my drugs were late…a charges video…
His judge commit unalive with thos charges, dawg 💀