If Beast Child Was Charged For His Crimes 2
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- Опубліковано 30 тра 2024
- If Beast Child Was Charged For His Crimes 2
What crimes would UA-camr Beast Child be charged with?
Credit: @bstchld
A video examining what would Beast Child would be charged with if they were to be in court.
"In a parody of the infamous bstchld cartel, the beastchild, synonymous with bstchld, finds himself in a whirlwind of memes and reactions. If beast child was charged for his crimes, the internet would erupt with beastchild memes and bstchld cartel TikToks. With beastchild be like scenarios flooding social media, one can't help but imagine the beastchild's reaction to the uproar. From bstchld haircut jokes to bstchld cartel lyrics, every aspect of his persona becomes fodder for the meme mill. Despite the levity of the situation, the gravity of beast child's crimes looms, reminding us that even in the realm of parody, there are real-world implications."
Crimes include:
Kidnapping
Drug Trafficking x3
Discharge of Pollutants
Intent to Distribute
Distribution to Minors
Serial Murder
Unlawful Distribution of a Weapon
Negligence
Distribution of Illegal Weapons
Obstruction of Justice
Reckless Endangerment
Forgery
Eluding From Law Enforcement
Reckless Flying
Child Endangerment x4
Conspiracy to distribute
Reckless driving
#memes #crimes #court #beastchild #bstchild - Розваги
PART 1!!?? 😳--> ua-cam.com/video/DlCGvmvPF04/v-deo.html
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can I get some coke?
Can you please do a part 3?
if belugrandpa was charged for his crimes
@@oatleaf am going to ask if your joking so you can say aye for legal reasons
@BeluGrandpa does he have dipmatic immunity because thats the only way he can get away with this?
Bstchld got a 100 star wanted level instead of 5 💀
No way 💀
real
Blud gonna get 500 stars next 💀
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Polan
"free my man!"
The man the second he's free:
Underrated comment
@@bgrandpa_ Communist China or Tawain?
@@hyplayer I chinese I'm from guangzhou
@@hyplayercommunist China of course! The island of Taiwan is owned by glorious China, what do you mean?
@@GunsAndAmmo3, Taiwan is not owned by scammer communist.
Bro: "im getting out of this trial scott free"
The bro in question:
these comments only get better 😂
Ayo a fellow mizuena fan???
He has Saul Goodman as his lawyer
In total from part 1 and 2
x11 Life in Prison
x612 Years in Prison
x2 Death
$101106200 Fine
Gym Shutdown
Restaurant Shutdown
Warehouse Shutdown
x3 Factory Shutdown
Driver's License Suspension
At this point man is going to hell.
At what circle of hell is he going to is the question
@@gabrialtome4478 below hell
@@gabrialtome4478greed probably
@@gabrialtome4478it doesnt matter cuz wherever he is everyone will be in heaven.
You know it’s bad when you get a part 2💀💀💀💀
Part 3? 💀
Beast could extended to at least 13 parts@@bgrandpa_
@@bgrandpa_ NAHHHH
@@bgrandpa_ YES
@@bgrandpa_nah i think we’re good💀
BeastChild is like a CoD villain 💀
He like an RDO legendary bounty lol
He's definitely getting the usually evil Spetsnaz on him at this rate
Even Makarov is shaking in fear from this guy
He’s like a target you would see in hitman
1:17 Me when 6 months in prison is 0.6 years
I saw that too lol
12 = 1
6 = 0.5 years
"Bro I swear i'm a good person IRL"
Bro IRL:
Bro is living on the edge of mount everest 💀
crazy
I've been crazy, not once
@@henonicks crazy?i was crazy once
Even saul can't save him💀
Or right this guy is so bad even with Saul he'd have a month in jail then 10 hours of community service
... Better call GOD and start praying while on your focking knees!
dw jayoma got his back
his name is written in every watch list of every country's FBI, CIA, and S.W.A.T team...
😂
5:50 ITS PERFECTLY SYNCED
Plot twist: Beastchild has been openly playing IRL GTA and makes these "joke" TikToks as a coverup.
W videos, you put a shit ton of effort lmao
Thanks bro
I just got done watching the first one 😭
Ayy, want a part 3? 💀
@@bgrandpa_yesssasss
@@bgrandpa_ absolutely
@@bgrandpa_we gonna have 657 parts
Fangirls/boys: I- I can change him!!!11!
The person they're talking about:
I CAN FIX HIM
Bro did so much he needs a part two😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Respect this man, he went from goofy brain rot videos to good videos that make sense W
1:30 that would make 0.5 year(s)
He should be Punished for going inside the " SHOE STORE 👠"
👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠
hahahaha
That’s why people in boxes appear in my front yard!! 0:44
crazy effort man
TY!!!
these vids are so good
Thank you 😂
Love your videos so much
Appreciate! I means a lot
@@bgrandpa_ you’re really funny dude you might be my favourite UA-camr
Thanks man
@@bgrandpa_ alg
BeastChild has that dawg in him 😂
bro I was waiting for part 2 a lot lol
That’s why there was someone at my house, thanks beast child,
dude is on 6 watchlists at this point
thats it? 💀
rookie numbers
Are you kidding me? That’s insulting lol.
"im to broke for gta"
so ima just do it irl:
BeluGrandpa, Yay! I liked this video so much, it made me smile!
Cant wait for part 3 💀
bro commited so many crimes it him two videos
"Free beast child my boy aint do nun wrong"
1:32 Bro really thinks 6 months = 0.6 years 💀
“Free my boy!”
My boy in question:
i wouldn't be suprised if part 3 and 4 is still coming out soon enough
When all the parts are finished, you should combine them all to see his real punishment
Your honor, my client pleads Nu uh
Video just started and he ALREADY got a life sentence 💀💀😂
HE JUST LIKE ME FR!!!🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
“Free my boy”
His boy:
Wouldnt be a surprise if there was a 3rd part
Make part 3 and ill subscribe
cant stop laughing
*"saul goodman now has a challange"*
*clicks on video*
*20 seconds in*
"1 life sentence"
Well now theres only one person to call, Jayoma.
we need part 3
bet
@@bgrandpa_ 🧂🧂👃
0:50 Caseoh needed his light snack
Bro needs a channel just for him😭🙏
His lawyer has gotta be Jeyoma 💀
Should have added on to the part 1 charges instead of making a new list
good idea, i was thinking of making a part 3. and then a compilation of all of them
Aint no way he got a sequel 💀
Every criminal in Chicago:
You should do the dynamic slatt singers
his digital footprint is cooked 😭
part 2 lmao Thats allat of crimes
Can you do medazelli? He just voiceover on random videos like someone getting arrested and in the voiceover he yells "he's reaching!"
Need a thinner ipad for that Plate thing to work
1:58 he gave seven people, cocaine got to get them hooked
2:40 the low flight is actually legal. There’s no limit to how low you can fly, but instead how close you can get to buildings and stuff (500ft) but that’s void here as he stated he was landing.
"Free my man"
The man in question:
Save my boy! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
His boy 😭💀:
this guy is immune to "innocent until proven guilty"
He on that guilty without question type shit
The police wants to know his location
you should of kept the charges from part one and add the charges in this part to the ones from part one
Lil bro is NOT 6'6 🙏
your right hes 6’7 , gotta count the hair
Will there be a part 3
yup
Bro is wanted by all 4 corners of the world 💀
Remember kids don't do drugs
w advice
Are you gonna do 3rd part?
yesir
2:34 theres one more child you missed + the cameraman so thats def + 50 years
That AI-voice is TOP NOTCH! Where did you find it and how much did it cost
imagine giving some fent to a goldfish and having to pay a 50k fine
I watched him make the last short live
This is the version of mousauit lol
Tonight on smnn
People here after watching part 1 and clicking the part 2 link
W
BETTER CALL SAUL
My man would have like, a thousand life sentences and he would get double that while in prison from attempted escapes and smuggling drugs.
Maan i love this shi
Dan henstchel next
he just makes jokes
Lmao
6 months ".6 year"
That's half a year my guy.
Alt title: bstchld high lights
Beast child is the final boss
good god XD
Thats was 5 kids when it dropped
When’s part 3?
3 centuries of major distribution
Do you still think you can catch my drug leader BSTCHLD?😅
😂
@@bgrandpa_ hows your day btw?
My boss will get out.
1:35 bro learn math 😂
part 3 when
You forgot tax evasion
free my bro he ain't do nuthin wrong
bro in queation:
Dawg its midnight wtf am i doing
Jayoma finna get those accusations and alleged crimes down to 29 minutes of community service.