Roasting Every High School Teacher in 60 Seconds

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  • @bigtoechambers9431
    @bigtoechambers9431 4 роки тому +8634

    Don’t forget the confused one who has no idea what’s happening half the time

    • @johnsneaker4356
      @johnsneaker4356 4 роки тому +451

      The confused teacher
      • They act like they know what they’re doing
      • But in reality
      • The students are probably smarter
      • They play lots of tutorials
      • Because they don’t know anything themselves
      • They expect a lot from students
      • Without knowing how much hard work it would take to do that task in the first place
      • While the student won’t know absolutely anything about the subject
      • Mainly because of the teacher
      • They’ll probably get fired next year

    • @johnsneaker4356
      @johnsneaker4356 4 роки тому +52

      BTW I had a teacher like this

    • @rainadatkween7959
      @rainadatkween7959 4 роки тому +39

      RhysDX you described my 7th grade math teacher *perfectly.*

    • @joshuacaesar2025
      @joshuacaesar2025 4 роки тому +12

      @@johnsneaker4356 this was literally my literalmy my physics teacher

    • @squirrels24seven
      @squirrels24seven 4 роки тому +11

      Joe biden?

  • @seabass8193
    @seabass8193 4 роки тому +10238

    "I don't know can you?"
    "Yes" *leaves classroom*

    • @kiera6326
      @kiera6326 4 роки тому +224

      Me! Me so much

    • @dzimka7576
      @dzimka7576 4 роки тому +146

      ✨ exactly ✨

    • @Me-zt1gk
      @Me-zt1gk 4 роки тому +54

      KripKay Lmao you do be planning doe 👀😹

    • @No_Sleepee
      @No_Sleepee 4 роки тому +165

      I did this with a teacher who knew I was a very sarcastic person

    • @oddfish5269
      @oddfish5269 4 роки тому +112

      a power move, right there

  • @ipapergrey6654
    @ipapergrey6654 4 роки тому +4335

    It's like the class clown and the sarcastic teacher go hand in hand. By hand in hand I obviously mean, hate each other to death

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG  4 роки тому +448

      So true lol

    • @thenightprowler3426
      @thenightprowler3426 4 роки тому +144

      my 7th grade math teacher was the sarcastic one and pretty much the whole grade didnt like her and she just pissed us off and made us feel extremely stupid which is why i failed that class in the third quarter

    • @966aAad
      @966aAad 4 роки тому +46

      Accutally if the sarcastic teacher was a student they would be pretty good friends

    • @Cybrtronlazr
      @Cybrtronlazr 4 роки тому +14

      @@thenightprowler3426 how do you fail middle school...

    • @thenightprowler3426
      @thenightprowler3426 4 роки тому +49

      @@Cybrtronlazr i didnt fail middle school i failed 1 quarter and it was because the teacher gave us stuff that i kid you not was years beyond us

  • @GoldSplit
    @GoldSplit 4 роки тому +3744

    There’s also the principal’s pet:
    -There annoying
    -They make you feel stupid
    -And it’s not just you
    -They pick on everyone
    -Maybe even other teachers
    -But the second the principal walks in
    -They act like the most pure angel ever
    -Also you can’t tell the principal
    -Best case scenario they deny you
    -Worst case scenario you get a 2hr detention

    • @kimiwaraa
      @kimiwaraa 4 роки тому +122

      In my school, every teacher is the principal's pet.

    • @bevvy.bee9
      @bevvy.bee9 4 роки тому +164

      @@kimiwaraa what kind of dictatorship do you live in

    • @thesleepiesthead
      @thesleepiesthead 4 роки тому +58

      We don’t do detention in my school. We do immediate in school suspension for literally being in a grumpy mood.

    • @salmaestro
      @salmaestro 4 роки тому +32

      I read this in his voice and it’s perfect

    • @kimiwaraa
      @kimiwaraa 4 роки тому +3

      @@bevvy.bee9 hehe 😂😂

  • @logantotesrocks1507
    @logantotesrocks1507 4 роки тому +2377

    I met a school grandpa. He was the coolest guy and made my day. Whenever I saw him he made me smile. He shared the best stories and actually sat with me and my cousin during lunch instead of the teachers because they mainly talk bad about kids. He was so nice it was so cool that the table he sat down and ate at happened to be mine on my lunch period. We were a little awkward but it was still amazing to talk to such a great guy who spoke from the heart. I wish I can be half as cool as him!

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG  4 роки тому +306

      He sounds like an amazing person, glad you were lucky enough to experience that : )

    • @vancetheseas3471
      @vancetheseas3471 4 роки тому +29

      logantotesrocks that’s cool teachers don’t usually share “interesting” stories with there students

    • @lordbaphie
      @lordbaphie 4 роки тому +19

      I wish most of my teachers are like that

    • @souky741
      @souky741 4 роки тому +4

      HXhxjxjxhxkzojsotjfjdidodopsKsosalansklzpak skaajzjzkzmlzzkkzlkzdl

    • @iliketheletterqforsomereas6494
      @iliketheletterqforsomereas6494 3 роки тому +2

      u r luck

  • @zohairs.5038
    @zohairs.5038 4 роки тому +1145

    You forgot the scary teacher: the one that always makes you feel like they're going to eat you alive.

    • @isky6541
      @isky6541 4 роки тому +45

      We got one this school year. He's kinda chill, but he just intimidates me. I'm scared of him.

    • @kikikalathiasart9510
      @kikikalathiasart9510 3 роки тому +8

      I wanna like but it’s at 69
      Our dean was like that and I hated him
      To top it off he had the same last name as me

    • @creature8911
      @creature8911 3 роки тому +5

      I hace a teacher like that

    • @Pablo_Martin_aa
      @Pablo_Martin_aa 3 роки тому +5

      Thats my language teacher right now

    • @lmaoded1550
      @lmaoded1550 3 роки тому +1

      True

  • @MihirRai398
    @MihirRai398 4 роки тому +3192

    "If the bell decides when I come to class, it decides when I leave it"
    Something I actually said when my teacher said to say in until she says to leaves.
    I got detention that day :(

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG  4 роки тому +825

      That was bold dude, kudos to you for standing your ground!

    • @nico-pd7ku
      @nico-pd7ku 4 роки тому +225

      I'm using that in the future, It was brave of you

    • @cheesestick9100
      @cheesestick9100 4 роки тому +102

      I salute to u

    • @manimations4233
      @manimations4233 4 роки тому +116

      U brave solider

    • @koi6873
      @koi6873 4 роки тому +111

      A legend, you will be remembered.
      Also I’m fricken using this thank u-

  • @Samuool.limbiski
    @Samuool.limbiski 4 роки тому +9260

    Getting my letter of rec from the school grandma! thx

    • @TarunKumar-wb7ki
      @TarunKumar-wb7ki 4 роки тому +90

      It also can be taken from "Nice Teacher". But grandma is better.

    • @tentic
      @tentic 4 роки тому +11

      lmfao

    • @lydia-exe
      @lydia-exe 4 роки тому +14

      That was my SS teacher in 6th grade. Learned absolutely nothing but it was something to look forward to (and besides, we covered everything again in 7th grade so it doesn't matter)

    • @JaimeJrUmlas
      @JaimeJrUmlas 4 роки тому

      1k like

    • @keyland_
      @keyland_ 3 роки тому

      Sameeee

  • @josephmurray5915
    @josephmurray5915 4 роки тому +351

    When your ap history teacher fits the lazy category and you get a 3 from reading the textbook

    • @kirumitojo3yearsago884
      @kirumitojo3yearsago884 4 роки тому +5

      You're on 69 likes, nice

    • @plugshirt1684
      @plugshirt1684 3 роки тому

      No matter how good my teacher is I learn everything from the book and notes because I just can’t learn from a teacher.

  • @smilinggeneral8870
    @smilinggeneral8870 4 роки тому +446

    The hardworking teacher
    -they overcomplicate things
    -they make you do tons of works
    -which most of them are unecessary
    -because they thought that's how life is
    -they care about you
    -they make you work on weekends
    -they often keep teaching even after the bell rings
    -they make you spend lots on projects
    -which they'll still complain about your results anyway
    -working hard doesn't mean working smart

    • @fabihasaddat2719
      @fabihasaddat2719 4 роки тому +9

      i have this exact teacher omg just ticked all of them

    • @aurenkleige
      @aurenkleige 3 роки тому +24

      Teacher here. The entire English Department at my school is either this, the Sarcastic Teacher, or whatever menace crawled out of hell.

    • @cappin9407
      @cappin9407 3 роки тому +4

      @@aurenkleige Yikes

    • @yoshithebear7630
      @yoshithebear7630 3 роки тому +3

      @@aurenkleige holy shit, this has to be the worst department, right?

  • @jaelynmendoza1963
    @jaelynmendoza1963 4 роки тому +713

    im scared if there are teachers watching this right now

    • @lunagotdippedinsauce9432
      @lunagotdippedinsauce9432 4 роки тому +72

      i bet someone sent this to their teacher

    • @danielbazin242
      @danielbazin242 4 роки тому +23

      Some will take it in good faith

    • @fatcatgames9211
      @fatcatgames9211 3 роки тому +1

      Hey if u could sub to me it would make my day :)

    • @Jam77229
      @Jam77229 3 роки тому +2

      We are

    • @aurenkleige
      @aurenkleige 3 роки тому +32

      Teacher here. I honestly thought this was funny, then again, if I were to partially fall into one of these, it’d be the “Nice Teacher.” Only difference being that I can be a pretty tough grader when I know a student didn’t put in any effort. If they effort is there, I apply a grade that meets the student where they are at, either an exceedingly good one if they actually did well, or a decent one that points out specific areas in feedback for room for improvement.
      I have also met at least one of each of the teachers mentioned in the video in my school. Sad.

  • @aliciakimil4231
    @aliciakimil4231 4 роки тому +468

    “can I go to the bathroom?”
    “I don’t know, can you?”
    I thought he was asking me to give myself the permission to go to the bathroom so- “yes?”, I said, cause I *need to go* and if I get to choose, then heck! I’m outta here.
    And then we went through a long discussion about which month was the fifth in the year just to get me to say “MAY I go to the bathroom”- imagine if it was an emergency...

    • @JoseYTPlayz
      @JoseYTPlayz 4 роки тому +28

      Man, ur teacher needs some milk. 🥛

    • @JoseYTPlayz
      @JoseYTPlayz 4 роки тому +13

      @@zabbee2323 ikr

    • @rednetherbrick3178
      @rednetherbrick3178 3 роки тому +23

      @@zabbee2323 yes. I hate people who control the way you talk. Its hella annoying and theres a reason why multiple words with the same meaning exist.

    • @splattyfatty
      @splattyfatty 3 роки тому +3

      @@zabbee2323 Oh yes, my 6x365 day old son left feces in his energy-giver

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 3 роки тому +2

      @@rednetherbrick3178 Honestly tho here in my country education is one of the best apparently and teachers haven't liked the fact I swear just about every second sentence, speak too fast and use fillers as if I need to be formal at school. I ask why does it bother them, they say "You know how in a workplace you can't speak like that?"
      Bro we're still in school (Actually I'm in vocational right now so technically we're learning manners to workplace at the same time) but I've shown some cases where I can speak ok in a formal way, but when the teachers say "speak just like that, it's good" I say that they shouldn't control the way I speak normally because it's my life.
      Some teachers just don't want to get that most students aren't acting formal in school because we aren't at real workplaces.

  • @sheelasingh4963
    @sheelasingh4963 4 роки тому +328

    My mum is "the nice teacher"! Children love her they titled her "caring and loving teacher" on teachers day!💓
    But ya know what the dark truth behind this "nice teacher" thing is they take all their anger and strictness out on their family trust me my brother , my dad and I have experienced that first hand.....its pretty scary!😂

    • @aurenkleige
      @aurenkleige 3 роки тому +19

      Teacher here. Since I partially lean towards “Nice Teacher” myself, I want to point out that, while this can be the case, a lot of them are newer teachers like myself. College programs for teaching as a culture have shifted towards producing these types more often.

    • @ravenking2458
      @ravenking2458 3 роки тому

      Rip

    • @rillaboom603
      @rillaboom603 3 роки тому +1

      You to, huh.

  • @sadafrazzak8253
    @sadafrazzak8253 3 роки тому +93

    Me: “Can I go to the bathroom”
    Teacher: “It’s may”
    Me: “No its January”
    Also this isn’t my idea, I saw it somewhere xd

    • @Hmmm777
      @Hmmm777 3 роки тому +2

      No this is patrick

  • @keencabink-pop947
    @keencabink-pop947 4 роки тому +87

    The people who say that "High School was the best of time of their lives" HOW CAN YOU MISS HIGH SCHOOL??? THEY 100% PEAKED IN HIGH SCHOOL

    • @aurenkleige
      @aurenkleige 3 роки тому +24

      There are a select few high schools that actually are pretty nice. Then again, even the nicest ones have their circles of hell.

  • @joeyGalileoHotto
    @joeyGalileoHotto 4 роки тому +91

    "The Tough Grader"
    basically any professor teaching any course in the Engineering department at university

    • @Lawrence_Zhou
      @Lawrence_Zhou 4 роки тому +16

      Basically any literature teacher because analyzing literature is so subjective

    • @itsjustthatsimple628
      @itsjustthatsimple628 4 роки тому

      and so the great debate begins.... LOL

  • @thatloner2831
    @thatloner2831 4 роки тому +134

    You forgot two types of teacher.
    The actively fun teacher. They actually seek to teach their subject in a fun manner and interesting, usually get the class to learn by doing unique or usually competitive activities that take the place of a normal test and give reasonable rewards to the class as a whole for doing well. They help when a student is stuck in a problem, give advice when necessary and care for their wellbeing and grades. Overall the best teacher one can have.
    And the disappointing teacher. They usually start off good by making a good first impression at the beginning of the year but then it turns out that they are just assholes that at best, manage to teach the subject just enough for students to pass, and at worst turns out to be a lazy teacher.

    • @brownie909
      @brownie909 4 роки тому +3

      I had the disappointing teacher last year, she was nice for one day bc it was her first day back to the school but then she turned out to be a bad teacher and now I’m more anxious when doing something wrong than before 😃

    • @aurenkleige
      @aurenkleige 3 роки тому +1

      Teacher here. I’d like to think of myself as the Actively Fun teacher. Guess we’ll see how that turns out in the long run.

    • @luxrayever
      @luxrayever 3 роки тому +3

      Oh my god I literally had the worst disappointing art teacher ever
      Started off alright, explained what we needed to do for our first project, but then as the weeks went by he turned to the worst teacher imaginable
      Basically just arrived, told everyone the project, didn't bother to explain anything, got mad at you for asking him to explain, and when he did no one could understand him, I haven't seen someone explain themselves that badly before
      Expelled people for weeks or even a month for the stupidest little things, and screamed many times if something bothered him
      It's good I managed to just barely pass by cheating and paying an architect to do the technical drawing assignments for me, and he still found "errors" in the work of the architect and never gave "me" more than like a 7
      Thank god he's gone to another school now

    • @calvinekay9763
      @calvinekay9763 3 роки тому

      @@luxrayever damn

    • @MailMainbutnot
      @MailMainbutnot 2 роки тому

      i'd say my 4th grade teacher is the disappointing teacher

  • @ghostboat_
    @ghostboat_ 3 роки тому +55

    the male history teacher
    -everyone loves him
    -actually teaches you
    -but the class is easy
    -jokes with the students
    -movies in class a solid portion of the time

    • @poffzihavenoidea531
      @poffzihavenoidea531 Рік тому +2

      Our schools male history teachers were all tough graders, they tended to give a lot of packets and primary sources analysis, projects, long tests with a study guide but no premade quizlet. They also tended to show movies though, and while they were harsh graders, they usually made it up with extra credit. They generally werent too bad if you could just do the work.

    • @sparklegirl1006
      @sparklegirl1006 Рік тому

      You literally described my Ap world teacher from sophomore year

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- Рік тому +1

      Bro you quite just described my history teacher from 8th grade

  • @nico-pd7ku
    @nico-pd7ku 4 роки тому +116

    I died when you talked about how the miserable teacher looks like their wife left them for the principal

  • @plugshirt1684
    @plugshirt1684 3 роки тому +98

    The worst teacher is the one who acts like they’re hip and friends with all the students but also picks favorites and is biased to everyone else. They also happen to be terrible at teaching, lazy, and give out a bunch of work half the time in group projects where you have to do it all yourself because no one else will help but they won’t let you go to a different group. It’s obnoxious as hell how fake nice they are while proceeding to be biased to everyone and generally be annoying because if how terrible they are at teaching

    • @slavboii420
      @slavboii420 3 роки тому

      argh I absolutely hate these teachers with a "pseudo" face

    • @remaks3929
      @remaks3929 3 роки тому +1

      These teachers are usually nice, but I want to jump in a black hole whenever they act like they are hip

    • @slavboii420
      @slavboii420 3 роки тому +1

      @@remaks3929 I mean I do like chill ones but I just hate liars who act all cool in front of the principal but just acts the opposite when he/she is not there

  • @ToxicSoul03
    @ToxicSoul03 4 роки тому +1235

    Eh recently we got the Cringe Teacher
    -Does TikTok with her students (It’s banned haha)
    -Dances in class
    -Puts on awful music in the background during inconvenient times
    -Encourages everyone to socialize and do group activities
    -Makes literal tables and groups out of desks instead of columns
    -Tries to keep up with current trends but kind of fails
    -Is most likely praised by the popular kids
    -Makes normal people want to barf
    :)

    • @xyz2001xyz
      @xyz2001xyz 4 роки тому +299

      I guess that they're just trying their best to connect to the students

    • @ninjatunar4519
      @ninjatunar4519 4 роки тому +64

      @@xyz2001xyz i agree with this

    • @aezy000
      @aezy000 4 роки тому +210

      so a teacher that tries to make school feel less like a system but you are such a boring person and dont want to talk to anyone so you find it cringy to communicate to other people

    • @ratthing8645
      @ratthing8645 4 роки тому +10

      In my middle school, all of my teachers were either this kind or the lazy kind.

    • @IceePhoenix
      @IceePhoenix 4 роки тому +3

      My teacher is partially the cringy teacher

  • @mikevanderlinde1895
    @mikevanderlinde1895 4 роки тому +146

    Another one: the new teacher that has their hopes and dreams crushed by general high schoolers.

    • @justnoah2073
      @justnoah2073 4 роки тому +17

      Boy if you can't handle a bunch of 14-18 year olds you should've gotten a different job.

    • @aurenkleige
      @aurenkleige 3 роки тому +7

      New teacher here. I have managed to maintain my hopes and dreams so far. Guess we’ll see how that goes.

    • @justnoah2073
      @justnoah2073 3 роки тому +2

      They'll take your humanity away.

    • @aurenkleige
      @aurenkleige 3 роки тому +11

      @@justnoah2073 I suppose we shall see about that. For now, the online learning environment along with 2020 in general has made most students oddly compliant and understanding.

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 3 роки тому

      @@aurenkleige I just wanna say, I'm sorry, it's got that other teachers and my own parents get me, and probably the "me" in your school so agitated.

  • @bruhbruhin_a_sling7775
    @bruhbruhin_a_sling7775 4 роки тому +29

    I had a really nice primary teacher, he made the “can you?” jokes but at the right times and he was a really nice and funny guy overall. We found out he was leaving so we bombarded the principal and he ended up becoming the school’s vice principal

  • @theyneverlearn3679
    @theyneverlearn3679 4 роки тому +52

    You forgot The Chill Teacher:
    -Everyone's favorite teacher
    -Either teaches math or Art
    -They are usually the reason people love math
    -They actually enjoy teaching
    -They actually teach things
    -They make it entertaining
    -But if the class is too rowdy
    -They will become hell incarnate.

    • @regann7227
      @regann7227 4 роки тому +7

      That's literally my Mixed Media and Geometry teacher

    • @poffzihavenoidea531
      @poffzihavenoidea531 Рік тому

      That was our physics and compsci teacher, he would actually give detailed explanations of why something was, to the point of rambling, but he would give physical demonstrations to help understand, with generally short tests and little homework, but just required a lot of shown work, usually in the form of solving for variables. His one real rule, even before being loud, was to not be insulting to someone else for asking questions or answering something wrong.

    • @music_and_other_random_thi1330
      @music_and_other_random_thi1330 Рік тому

      My math teacher is like this

  • @ceoofwalls6751
    @ceoofwalls6751 4 роки тому +57

    Finally I’ve been waiting for this

  • @viswajeeth3083
    @viswajeeth3083 4 роки тому +221

    Dear Shiv,
    You are the most innovative UA-camr I've ever met.
    Regards,
    Your best fan.

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG  4 роки тому +50

      Wow thank you so much bro! I really appreciate that! : D

  • @jackiesharp018
    @jackiesharp018 4 роки тому +16

    My favorite teacher was a school grandma who LITERALLY got into an argument with another teacher for me because they discriminated against me for having a mental illness. School grandmas are the best teachers and they teach more useful things than school ever does normally.

    • @luxrayever
      @luxrayever 3 роки тому +2

      I know one of these but unfortunately she's never got to teach my class, but one time she got to sub for one of our teachers and she basically gave an inspiring speech to one of our students who didn't really want to study and wasn't motivated
      One thing she said that stuck with me was that
      "The eyes are the mirror of the soul, and I can tell from looking at your eyes that you're not a bad kid"

  • @21breeze83
    @21breeze83 3 роки тому +6

    The “cool” girls in my class once made the school grandma cry, I feel bad for her

  • @amanjotmangat4044
    @amanjotmangat4044 4 роки тому +42

    Imagine his teachers watching this😂 ....they be like:
    Man he holds some serious grudges against us 😶

  • @williewilson2250
    @williewilson2250 4 роки тому +12

    That lazy teacher one bro...
    I had a history teacher who would give us the vocabulary and questions right before we had a test everyday for 8th grade. We played Kahoot almost every single day after we finished writing the vocabulary definitions down. He was a wise old man, he always wanted us to be strong and succeed.
    He decided to have us play in a small area on a Friday instead of doing work, it only took them a year to finally fire him. They tried to make it seem like it was his decision, but we all knew it was because the teachers complained about the noise of children having fun.
    It was on a rainy day when we found out. Every. Single. Person. Cried. (Except for my friend who was playing on his iPad.)
    Mr. Morton was the best history teacher and friend I could have ever met. He even played Somewhere over the Rainbow, You've got a Friend in Me for our last Kahoot together.

  • @dhruvgupta4040
    @dhruvgupta4040 4 роки тому +18

    I love these late night uploads.
    The nice teacher is basically either your history teacher or your language teacher.

    • @thisthatzaza
      @thisthatzaza 3 роки тому +6

      My history teacher is literally a demon that escaped from hell

    • @aurenkleige
      @aurenkleige 3 роки тому +2

      History Teacher here. I 100% agree with this. Most of my department is this. I am partially this, aside from the grading part, but even then, I like to think I grade “fairly” rather than being an easy grader.

    • @risingsuperstarfrost3096
      @risingsuperstarfrost3096 3 роки тому

      My calculus tracher was the nice teacher and my history teacher was the asshole one lol.

  • @cian3552
    @cian3552 3 роки тому +7

    Our School Grandma just retired and I realized that we have made a lot of good moments with her, we're gonna miss her badly.

  • @Beathumble
    @Beathumble 4 роки тому +37

    Oml I thought of a teacher for every category of teachers you named😂

    • @jamespilgrim3774
      @jamespilgrim3774 3 роки тому +2

      I thought of a few dozen, these categorys are shockingly accurate to almost every teacher I have ever had

  • @thecyuber558
    @thecyuber558 4 роки тому +18

    i had a middleschool teacher that was a combination of the tough, lazy, and miserable teacher.

  • @cheeplethebulldog1420
    @cheeplethebulldog1420 3 роки тому +14

    Dont forget about the “Carry Teacher”
    -cares about the class he teaches
    -will go over the subject manner in a cool way
    -gives out hard tests that you were already prepared for since he taught you the most important stuff
    -doesnt favor annoyances and distractions
    -ironically doesnt care about the teachers pet at all
    -somehow underrated

  • @dontexistanymorewithin6534
    @dontexistanymorewithin6534 4 роки тому +19

    And then there’s this teacher when the student is “in trouble”:
    Teacher:Do you understand, yes or no?
    Student: *gives a good reason why they did it*
    Teacher:DO YOU UNDERSTAND, YES OR NO?!

  • @flair1681
    @flair1681 4 роки тому +8

    Every single point from the Sarcastic Teacher reminds me of my middle school homeroom teacher in grade 6.
    Hey on the plus side pretty much all of us make fun of others by using the “I don’t know, CAN you?” now.

  • @JackG515
    @JackG515 3 роки тому +8

    I had one of those “grandma” teachers in 6th grade for my science class. I don’t remembering actually learning a ton from the class, but the teacher was truly awesome as a person, and she did a do a good job teaching us when she actually did. She unfortunately retired, so no longer will she be able to share her wisdom and knowledge with future generations. I mean, good for her, but maybe not so much for the future of the world, if you get what I mean.

  • @DaSheepKiller
    @DaSheepKiller 3 роки тому +7

    "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do"
    Then why do they even have a bell?
    Also one time I was late to class because the teacher took 3 minutes to dismiss us.

  • @eunjunkim7129
    @eunjunkim7129 4 роки тому +9

    There's also a teacher who downloads ppt from Internet 5min before the class starts and teach the material as if he made it. Of course he was confused when reading off the slides. No questions were allowed since he cannot answer any of them.
    Yep, he got fired a year later

  • @staffordhunt3788
    @staffordhunt3788 4 роки тому +16

    Nice: my band
    Lazy: my math
    Sarcastic: my sub
    Grandma: writing
    Miserable: math

    • @resijade4342
      @resijade4342 3 роки тому

      ive only ever seen one band teacher who wasn't nice and it was a retired old band teacher who was subbing
      we had just gotten new music and when we inevitably messed up he threatened to beat us
      a ton of people filed complaints and im pretty sure the school district fired him from subbing

  • @gardengloop1060
    @gardengloop1060 4 роки тому +30

    My "lazy teacher" was actually struggling to keep his house and food so he asked the kids for their breakfast
    Soo... Take that with what you will

  • @Saturn-nj3sz
    @Saturn-nj3sz 4 роки тому +20

    This is terrifyingly accurate.

  • @niharikawadhwa363
    @niharikawadhwa363 4 роки тому +19

    I think a teacher just disliked this vid!
    In my school we have lazy+ sarcastic+ grandma teachers with probably the same curriculum for a decade😂

  • @purplepea5430
    @purplepea5430 3 роки тому +5

    Somewhere in an alternate universe:
    May I go to the bathroom?
    I don’t know, CAN you?!

  • @blazeco6617
    @blazeco6617 3 роки тому +12

    When your a physics major, and finished your first year of college and you realize your now smarter then almost all your high school teachers.

    • @aurenkleige
      @aurenkleige 3 роки тому

      The physics department at my high school was garbage. It makes me question if they even went to college.

  • @cece9877
    @cece9877 4 роки тому +15

    Damn I just got out of a zoom meeting and this guy uploads? heaven.

  • @pink1536
    @pink1536 3 роки тому +3

    this isn't even a roast this is just 60 seconds of pure facts

  • @Pinkninja0708
    @Pinkninja0708 4 роки тому +26

    911...uh once again we have another problem....now the teachers are on fire.

  • @dalazyworf
    @dalazyworf 3 роки тому +2

    The role model teacher:
    •you can actually learn really well from their class and not just about the subject the class is focused on
    •they have a unique way of teaching that makes it so the students are intrested
    •their class work is fair and are good at allowing failing students to work to mprove their grade
    •they honestly love their job even if it the pay is miserable

  • @amitchell8054
    @amitchell8054 3 роки тому +4

    My teacher was a mix of the school grandma and the tough grader. Shared stories to teach us and got us more interesting, but didn't put up with any funny business. I miss her, rest in peace Mrs. Pede.

  • @totalhufflepuff203
    @totalhufflepuff203 4 роки тому +2

    My algebra teacher this year was a sarcastic teacher, but the good kind of sarcastic, if that makes sense. Instead of trying to be irritating, he'd use sarcasm and humor go get in touch with the students and sometimes make us laugh, but he knew when to stop being goofy (ie. teach the course material properly without interruptions). He's one of my favorite teachers.

  • @uberchris792
    @uberchris792 3 роки тому +4

    Don't forget the funny teacher that busts everyone's chops and makes it super fun to learn.

  • @josephine7849
    @josephine7849 3 роки тому +5

    I USED TO HAVE A TEACHER THAT WAS ALWAYS TALKIN HIS LIFE STORIES. he always, and I mean always used to talk about when he was such a bad kid with his old teachers

  • @justsomeguywithoutadoubt5083
    @justsomeguywithoutadoubt5083 3 роки тому +3

    You forgot the "Classwork" teacher:
    -They make you write,write and write notes
    -They don't bother if you don't understand,they just want your copies full
    -They are insane
    -They Don't know teaching
    -Best case scenario you can write anything to fill the copies
    -Worst case scenario you are rebuked so much just because you didn't write a mere note.

  • @eder7468
    @eder7468 4 роки тому +5

    You forgot the weird teacher:
    -Gives a new material every week
    - their class isn't supposed to be hard
    - outright lets everyone eat and drink in the class.
    -teaches the entire classroom how to play blackjack for a month
    -only grades assignments once every month.

  • @ChimkenNugget
    @ChimkenNugget 3 роки тому +12

    To all of the chad teachers who don't fall under any of these stereotypes.

  • @splattyfatty
    @splattyfatty 3 роки тому +2

    There's also Aizawa:
    -Doesn't care what you do as long as it's legal.
    -Gets another teacher or student to teach the students.
    -Sleeps in class but isn't a student

  • @SophiaXuOfficial
    @SophiaXuOfficial 4 роки тому +6

    i accidentally watched this on two times speed and my ears died

  • @willjets610
    @willjets610 3 роки тому +2

    Last teacher Always talks about her miserable life with the other teacher when we’re trying to write a goddamn essay

  • @magma1018
    @magma1018 3 роки тому +4

    When a student need to go to the toilet: *leaves*
    Teacher: Ahem, you didn’t ask if you can leave
    Student: I know I can leave, see I just did

  • @HellfireDoesCringe
    @HellfireDoesCringe 3 роки тому +2

    There are two types of sarcastic teachers
    -The one you listed
    -The badass ones that roast the hell out of the annoying kids and are generally laid back

  • @briannahawkins8810
    @briannahawkins8810 4 роки тому +6

    My IB Econ teacher once spent the entire period watching march madness
    The sporty guys lived it but the rest of us were just annoyed

  • @lemmeat7935
    @lemmeat7935 4 роки тому +2

    The school grandma one was wayyyyyyyyyyy too accurate

  • @zoruasnivy
    @zoruasnivy 3 роки тому +3

    I had the sarcastic teacher, most people loved her until they copped her savage side. Then they found out the truth, that she wasn't being funny, she was taking her ego out on kids.

  • @DaSheepKiller
    @DaSheepKiller 3 роки тому +2

    Don't forget the teachers who are like
    "I didn't grade your tests yet, but everyone makes mistakes" Then they turn around and get mad at students for being .00001 seconds late to turning in their homework.

  • @Crox101
    @Crox101 4 роки тому +7

    Nothing like a 2:00 A.M. upload

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG  4 роки тому +2

      Hey it’s only 11 p.m here :P

    • @Crox101
      @Crox101 4 роки тому +2

      I forgot time zones existed

  • @wysse_beats
    @wysse_beats 2 роки тому +1

    The School Grandma is such a vibe, they're really nice and they should be taken seriously

  • @TarunKumar-wb7ki
    @TarunKumar-wb7ki 4 роки тому +3

    0:31 , insanely funny !!!😂😂👌

  • @dreamofdimitri3894
    @dreamofdimitri3894 4 роки тому +1

    there's this sarcastic teacher in my school who always bullies this one student and everyone just laughs along like it's the funniest thing ever. it's not funny. but great video btw :3

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG  4 роки тому

      Same that was literally my history class, and thank u! : D

  • @cjthetallpoet
    @cjthetallpoet 4 роки тому +8

    Preach my dude! When you reach 100k I’ll release the fireworks 💥 😁

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG  4 роки тому +4

      Hahaha thanks a lot CJ! : D

  • @kaliferguson2232
    @kaliferguson2232 4 роки тому +1

    Don't forget about the teacher who lectures the whole class but doesn't take questions or give any help after class, but is shocked when the class fails.

  • @Likeusb1
    @Likeusb1 3 роки тому +3

    You failed to mention my English teacher, who:
    Likes her job
    Wants people to learn
    Gives us interesting things to learn our subject with
    Helps us retake tests if we get a shitty grade on them
    Actually appreciates our work
    Makes good jokes
    And doesn't let kids take advantage of her being nice, but kids don't have to bc they all like the subject that she teaches
    (She might be my mom and I might be teling her things to improve on so that may or may not be why everyone wants to learn)

  • @djayrainstorm7834
    @djayrainstorm7834 4 роки тому +1

    My computer science class teacher was one that you didn't mention because you can't roast them. They were laid back while actually teaching stuff and it was awesome. The only teacher I've ever had that was like that.

  • @ashleysalomon4349
    @ashleysalomon4349 3 роки тому +12

    I hate it when teachers act like its disrespectful to say yeah instead of yes even though they have the same meaning and you know you can’t say anything back because they’ll just get mad at you thinking it’s rude even though it’s normal for any human to answer back. I really hate this thought that adults should get more respect than students, especially since respect is meant to be earned and their way or respect is stupid. And you’d think if a kid is having their first impression on the world they should get treated with care so they don’t grow up horribly but what do I know I’m just a teenager and all teenagers are idiots and don’t know what their talking about apparently.

  • @user-sx8sf4ku1q
    @user-sx8sf4ku1q 4 роки тому +1

    I remember one of my science teachers in middle school just let us be on our phones/talk to each other all period and turn on the same bill nye episode for 2 weeks while she sat behind her desk watching ig lives of this woman selling stuff😭 i miss her😭😭😭😭

  • @robertcorse6509
    @robertcorse6509 4 роки тому +6

    It’s 4am, (1am pst) go get some sleep

  • @bluenotsus7548
    @bluenotsus7548 4 роки тому +2

    "They're even better than your school counselor."
    My school counselor : * LITERALLY a pomeranian * arf arf

  • @beaf8137
    @beaf8137 4 роки тому +4

    when are you going to tell me what VZG MEANS SHIVVZG

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG  4 роки тому +1

      Eventually :P

    • @beaf8137
      @beaf8137 4 роки тому

      @@ShivVZG u litterly said that exact same thing yesterday. GUESS IM GOING TO HAVE TO SPAM U FROM NOW ON

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG  4 роки тому +1

      What if I spam reply your spam? ; )

    • @Lawrence_Zhou
      @Lawrence_Zhou 4 роки тому +1

      @@beaf8137 Shiv is the type of person who will be able to withstand thousands of spam messages and have time to read them all

    • @beaf8137
      @beaf8137 4 роки тому +1

      @@ShivVZG i wouldn't mind because your are my favorite youtuber

  • @fluffy4677
    @fluffy4677 4 роки тому +1

    The way you said “I dunno, can you?” Brings back so many memories

  • @_carrbgamingjr
    @_carrbgamingjr 4 роки тому +3

    It’s getting harder and harder to get first comment lmaooooo 1AM upload

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG  4 роки тому +1

      Lol I’ve been uploading so late 😂

  • @tristen9736
    @tristen9736 4 роки тому +1

    Don’t forget the counselor that does literally no counseling and pretty much just fills out paperwork

  • @bumblebeelebird7345
    @bumblebeelebird7345 3 роки тому +1

    My current math teacher is a good teacher:
    -he is kind
    -he is funny
    -he explains well
    -he understands when someone needs help and gives everyone a chance.
    -he actually checks if we don't have to much homework
    -everyone likes him and understand math when he teaches
    -but he still yells at people who talks to much
    Best math teacher I had

  • @lightvoid7089
    @lightvoid7089 3 роки тому +2

    The gym teacher:
    literally just there to play sports and get long vacations without having to actually be good at sports
    wishes they were a math teacher when they have to teach health

  • @dema636
    @dema636 Рік тому

    I had a school grandma. She was one of the kindest people ever, told some pretty good stories and always had our backs.

  • @GeoHuman.
    @GeoHuman. Рік тому +1

    Another One: The Wild Card
    -They assign 39847348 minutes of homework a night
    -They get mad when you don't finish your 25 paragraph essay in 90 minutes
    -They expect you to know everything off of 5 minutes of teaching
    -They punish people for "talking in a bad tone"
    -They punish people for being off-task even when you're waiting for them to hand out the next assignment
    BUT
    -They assign a group project that you get 1 month to work on that could realistically take 3 class periods
    -They give you a fun game to play every Friday (probably because we got all of the weekly basis work done in the first 4 days)
    -They give candy out for A's
    -They try to become your friend by talking to you about your interests
    -They assign no work when there's a sub (which is like 1 day a week)

  • @mrreddead
    @mrreddead 3 роки тому +2

    My brain's CPU was upgraded just to catch all these in one go.

  • @BelleColonD
    @BelleColonD 3 роки тому +1

    Another type of teacher: the one that never follows the lesson plan, but instead teaches similar things in their own way.

  • @simonghoul3602
    @simonghoul3602 3 роки тому +1

    I had a very big frustration with creative freedom and "english language rules" because of this high school teacher. She's the one that tries to prepare you for college.
    In college I have this professor who is actually a writer that has published stuff, and she unintentionally gave me such a hard time because I basically have to train myself to forget what I was taught for two years, and what I was doing for the rest of my life up until now (only in education). These limitations I was giving to myself were basically the only thing prohibiting me from getting an A.
    At least my college professor tried to help and told me that some rules are just dumb
    It's really difficult to just put away these dumb rules from my mind. Even I find it hard to avoid it. They are ingrained into my brain.

  • @squishytoad3078
    @squishytoad3078 3 роки тому

    ‘Tis is the most accurate video in all series!!! I have a counterpart teacher for EVERY type of them in my high school

  • @treym101_
    @treym101_ 4 роки тому +1

    Perfect videos for a new high school freshman like me! That could be in a good way or bad way, you decide

  • @melonaderie
    @melonaderie Рік тому +1

    "Can I go to the bathroom?"
    "I don't know, can you?"
    ".... yea *walked to bathroom* "

  • @RJN.
    @RJN. 2 роки тому +2

    My teacher is a mix of the tough grader and the sarcastic one, deadly combination that's all i can say.

  • @MegaAniLinkFan
    @MegaAniLinkFan 2 роки тому +1

    Anyone who didn't get the "IDK KAN U" Teacher is the luckiest kid on the planet. They're the reason why for the longest time I became afraid of raising my hand for simple questions and asking to summarize what was said in the last 5 minutes. I'm not like that anymore though thankfully.

  • @lavahearts
    @lavahearts 4 роки тому +2

    i know y’all pictured one of your teachers during each of these

  • @ryanm.8328
    @ryanm.8328 4 роки тому +1

    I had a school grandma during my sophomore year of high school. She usually goes off topic a lot and I remember like in March or April, she’d have a live bird cam video on the screen because she has a passion about birds and loves seeing the baby birds. She retired last summer and now I’m a senior in high school🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @JustAPrussianDoggo
    @JustAPrussianDoggo 3 роки тому +1

    The Strict Teacher
    -They're usually mean and unfair
    - They pretend to be nice when ever a visitor comes
    -They crush student's dreams
    - They are the most hated in class
    -They're most likely to make the students revolt

  • @kelechiopurum3991
    @kelechiopurum3991 4 роки тому +1

    The one you should make next is Roasting Every Sports Athlete in 60 Seconds

  • @bendoerksen
    @bendoerksen 4 роки тому +2

    There's also the teacher whose only self-worth is in being the "cool teacher" for their students.

  • @benjamina3351
    @benjamina3351 3 роки тому

    My Cooking Class teacher last year was like the school grandma. She was really kind and a great person, but we didn't really follow the curriculum. Then she retired half way through the year, and we got a new teacher. This was February, so we only got to do a few assignments with them before Covid hit us... I never really got to know what that class was like.