Financial Representative: An insurance agent who can also sell other securities products that separate hard workers from their money and pays most of it back when customers get injured, sick, or die.
did you know that George Washington had to ban snacking in cabinet meetings because Thomas Jefferson would eat macaroni and cheese throughout the whole meeting?
Now all you gotta do to complete one minute of the show is to repeat the process, and cry every night that you can't imprint what's in your brain on the screen immediately!
No, I have a better one: Engineer: job which probably mostly involves creating and fixing air conditioners, vacuum cleaners and the like but whose practicioners boast on UA-cam how great it is. :P
Engineer: Someone who constantly stresses over small technical details that no one else cares about because if that person makes a slight miscalculation a bunch of people die.
Well it’s probably because you haven’t had serious health issues. Some doctors treat cancer, some look in you stomach. They don’t _just_ prescribe antibiotics
@@SharkSalesman90 I was waiting for this one but i wasn't expecting to see it after only 1 minute of scrolling trough comments... By the way, Hilary Hahn doesn't seem to be broke. Or desperate. Or depressed. Or what if....? Nah, nah, nah, don't take my dreams away pls...
The real best job i know is miner. Its hard to get a job in there but they pay really good. If you have a friend there you have better chances. And for anyone wondering: No, today you dont go in caves with a pickaxe
Thumbs up to the farmers (I often think about how grateful we should be to you guys) and to everybody who finds the strenght to get up and to whatever it takes just to get through the day, I'm so proud of you.
You tuber: giving another reason for kids to stay up late and look at their phones Edit: wow ok thanks for the likes I was expecting like one person to have seen this and be like ha, but I can’t believe that so many people saw this and liked it
UA-camr : a job that gives another reason for kids to stay up late and look at phones a job that is really exciting but needs hours of boring editing and uploading a job where sometimes cringe content becomes popular
Tuition teacher and coaching class: a job where u exploit parents for high fees in return to torture their kids with additional homework, long hours and very difficult problems.
Doctor: Your Asian and your parents forced you to choose this job. Teacher: You have to deal with annoying students and have to deal with horrible homework excuses
Construction: Second most important job in our society, decent benefits, better pay than most jobs, no higher education required. Make sure you join a union.
I notice you didn't mention influencers(waste your life on Instagram for a living), youtubers( make money by begging kids to buy your t shirts), or engineers of any form(get paid to put together lego models that will all end up broken/ Get paid to have a seizure with your hands on your keyboard).
Choosing a career is a compulsion, not a choice. The greatest person on the planet will be the one who learns how to make the best living without money and career.
This video is actually genius because he does roast every single career, because if he doesn't include a career in this video, he doesn't consider it a career, technically roasting it.
" Dentist : a creepy person who derives pleasure from sticking metal objects in your mouth. " If this isn't the universal truth, then I don't know what is.
“Lawyer, an oversaturated job that leaves you with 80-hour long work weeks and three years worth of student debt.” Well this is going to be me so wish me luck.
FIRE FIGHTER: People who have the same heroic mentality as a Police Officer but don’t wanna work a thankless job. SECURITY GUARD: Sitting around all day in an empty shack for hours at a time drinking large amounts of coffee and maybe smoking tobacco making sure that the slim chance of something bad happening doesn’t happen (I do this for a living). ASSEMBLY LINE WORKER: You only here until the factory you’re working for can afford automation, then you’ll be out of a job. GROUNDS KEEPER: Make the building look pretty on the outside.
I'm a security guard as well, ngl it's one of the most laid back jobs I've ever had. I pretty much just watch UA-cam the entire shift, especially now that after the area I work in is closed we engage an electric fence around the whole perimeter.
"You get paid minimum wage and Mommy and Daddy think you're a disappointment " Well they already think I'm a disappointment, so might as well get this job😂 Great video!💙🌸
Aw even if they make it seem like that, they probably don't truly think that about you! Parents can sometimes be hard on you because they want the best for you. Also I hope you've been having a nice winter break! : D
@@ShivVZG Aww I wish that was true, but they've basically said it multiple times, but thanks! I hope you've been having a good winter break too, I am!😁
Accountant: making list of expenses and revenues of your company throughout the year and if you miss to enlist one entry, your company will end up being broke
Every career kinda sucks but being a student is the worst one ; )
Hi
Yup
Edit: Third
Perfect
Agreed
Banker: creepy person who secretly judges how broke you are.
Financial Representative: An insurance agent who can also sell other securities products that separate hard workers from their money and pays most of it back when customers get injured, sick, or die.
Accurate
😂
Aand i cant look at this without remebering the *3 thousand* silent people who agree
It’s not fair if ur the first person to reply to a popular comment and u will get so much likes even if it’s do random
Historian: having an creepy addiction finding out about dead people's lives.
Nosy therapists-
yeah that's partially why i plan to be a historian
Historian: Assuming everyone were rOoMaTeS and cLoSe fRiEnDs.
did you know that George Washington had to ban snacking in cabinet meetings because Thomas Jefferson would eat macaroni and cheese throughout the whole meeting?
Change that to Necrophiliacs
Animator:
-Congratulations! You just spent 6 days finishing one frame that will be unnoticed!
😂
so true
t-this is bone-hurtingly true-
Congratulation !
You made a pretty drawing that will contribute to noone in society
Now all you gotta do to complete one minute of the show is to repeat the process, and cry every night that you can't imprint what's in your brain on the screen immediately!
this guy took the “imma end this mans whole career” meme to a whole other level
𝓢𝓸 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮
It's more like "imma end every mans whole career"
wake up, you're famous
... I’m top comment ? wha-
The 1k like
Astronauts: People who are so sick of the world that they'd rather be on the moon.
LOL WOW SUCH A CREATIVE AND UNDERRATED COMMENT LOLL
You spit facts rule
LOL love it! Should be in the videoXD
That would be me
Lol yeah that’s me. Because I’m gonna be an astronaut when I grow up. Lol.
Comedian: a job where other people's life is a joke
Engineers: a job where your own life is a joke
Lmfao
That's probably Indian engineers
Becoz many Indian engineers are jobless
Explain engineering part
Do you even know what an engineer does?
@@brandenbui4314 he doesn’t mean literally everyone loves to slander engineering students
Therapist: Getting paid to say ‘how does that make you feel’ and nod your head while your patients pour out depressing life stories
thats what i want to be😂
Same, but it makes a difference in those people’s lives
Like mine!
Wait whats the difference between psychiatrist and therapist?
@@takamikeigo7985 a psychiatrist can prescribe medicine but a therapist can’t
Engineer : job which involves inventing advanced technologies that will ultimately end up taking their own job.
Robotic engineers: *nervous sweating*
Takes dig your own grave to a whole new level
This comment deserves thousands of likes😂❤️❤️❤️
lmfao
No, I have a better one:
Engineer: job which probably mostly involves creating and fixing air conditioners, vacuum cleaners and the like but whose practicioners boast on UA-cam how great it is.
:P
Engineers: roasting is not needed, you’re yourself a good roast.
????
Yep crispy as a burnt toast
I like how he didn't actually roast farmers, cause...y'know...they feed everyone...
Filmmaker: too afraid to actually be in front of the camera, but you’re a control freak
Singer: A job for people who love stretching their intonations
Rapper: A job where people spit words as fast as they can
Exactly on point 🤣
UA-camr: A person who abuses thumbnails to get ten dollars a month
If their monetized and even then it takes forever to be monetized
Bruh I earn good money from UA-cam (this is my alt account)
@@ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 im gay
*abuses thumbnails while looking like poggers on it
@@ifyoureplytomeyouregay4293 ok, what's ur main
Engineer: Someone who constantly stresses over small technical details that no one else cares about because if that person makes a slight miscalculation a bunch of people die.
Is it a perfectionist's dream job or worst nightmare? 😂
@@SN-vn6wb scary either ways
I think u forgot the you get paid a six figure income to design stuff that will anyways be dismissed as useless and impractical lol
@@arnavreddy
My country doesn’t allow any engineer to design anything in the first 10 years 😐😐
@@IRON_KING_KNIGHT how the fuck are they able to design anything after 10 years if they havnt designed anything in 10 years...
Engineer: Suffering through some of the hardest courses to land a job that doesn't use practically anything you learned in school
GOOD GOD MAN I HATE THIS BEING SO TRUE 😭
Spot on!
Archeologists: People who steal artefacts and desecrate graves for a living
Aren't those called grave robbers
@@randompheidoleminor3011 grave robbers but in a professional way
@@randompheidoleminor3011 I prefer the term Tomb Raider.
@@TheTomahawkCatcher I see what you did there
Paleontologists: People who study every prehistoric creature but whenever they tell someone what they do, always get called a dinosaur nerd.
Dang, soon hes gonna roast every person
He already did
@@Idkwhattoputlmaoejjdjsdn Every single person?
@@eleanor6105 Yep
But this is a BBQ party..
@@plxsh404 OH NO-
Researcher: scientist but less fancy
Or
Researcher: a person who goes through everyone else's work, compiles them and calls it their own
LOL WHAT
Surgeon: Psychopaths who likes cutting people open.
Surgeons: Yesn't
Misfits Karma 😂
Lmao
yummy yummy
no'yes
@@simi8202 itiz what itiz 🌚
I like the fact that he complemented farmers.
He's right though
I mean he ain’t wrong.
Yeah
Wish our govt did the same
@@rishavsaha480 farmers are brainless
I just wanna say... the one about farmers wasnt actually a roast, more of a complement... Thank you for recognizing us :)
Me always got a high respect for soldiers and farmers
Thank you for providing your local communities (and possibly other places) with produce along with other goods/services :)
Thank you for providing us with food and the-like 🙏
Farmers are the only people who actually do work that is needed.
Engineers: "I have survived...for the day"
Wow 1.7k of you guys liked that's a big number
They think they’re up for a cool job until they start having to design boring apartments.
Astronomers : Me too lets build a shelter and search for the others who aren't burnt Ill check space and you look too, then we will check land.
Pilots: we will seek refuge in a foreign country, where we will look for other survivors
Haha yes!
You, a malayali?
Voice actor:
Someone who gets paid to scream into microphones
DATTEBAYO!
SASUKE
DBZ in a nutshell
“Therapist: The perfect job for nosy people to love listening to other peoples drama”
Me: where do I sign-
"prescribe antibiotics" dude you just described like 90% of the medical appointments I had as a kid xD
what was the other 10%
@@dragonluvsdeidara8077 shots and maybe an operation/ getting a cast ig
@@eshaanbidarakoppa5738 probably
Well it’s probably because you haven’t had serious health issues. Some doctors treat cancer, some look in you stomach. They don’t _just_ prescribe antibiotics
Factory/Office Worker: You went into the exact field school was training you for.
Musician: Kinda like an artist, but has a higher chance of depression and drug abuse.
@L3gendary #stanevil I make music too
uh oh a self burn :(
I mean your not wrong but it’s not always the case
that's not necessarily incorrect
That feeling when you’re both
@@pennymcsquee5584 pain
Musician: Being broke and desperate with hope that turns into pain attributed to lost dreams leading to depression
Because of ling ling
Leading to a new music
@@SharkSalesman90 twoset lets goo
@@SharkSalesman90 I was waiting for this one but i wasn't expecting to see it after only 1 minute of scrolling trough comments... By the way, Hilary Hahn doesn't seem to be broke. Or desperate. Or depressed. Or what if....? Nah, nah, nah, don't take my dreams away pls...
@@thebettafish3239 she's very successful not to worry
"Dentist - A creepy person who derives pleasure from sticking metal objects in your mouth" had me dying on the floor 🤣
Title: “Roasting every career in 60 seconds”
Video length: am I a joke to you?
:P
@@dumbchannel1430 can barely understand what he is saying with a normal speed already
@@dumbchannel1430 BiG bRaIn
@@dumbchannel1430 Im gonna try to understand it
Edit: I can understand it at 2x speed
@@Samuel-df2tq get owned. I play his videos on 2x speed
And you forgot Musician: The only job where you'll end up being even more broke than an artist
LOLOLOL
And possibly depressed
Me trying to be a musician 👁👄👁
@@hulisesavila6350 well. me trying to be an artist
I only do Art because it's care-free and we don't get homework.
Engineer: You get a lot of money but your mental health and sleep schedule cease to exist
As a robber this has opened my eyes.
Maybe I should buy health insurance.
Underrated comment
r/cursedcomments
*very* underrated comment
What do you steal?
Hearts?
XD
Mrbeasts friend : Arguably the highest paying job there is
Underrated comment!!💀
The real best job i know is miner. Its hard to get a job in there but they pay really good. If you have a friend there you have better chances. And for anyone wondering: No, today you dont go in caves with a pickaxe
What about MrBeast himself?
@@Ben-td3wi He works too hard. Meanwhile his friends don't have to work to get the money.
@@cybermechid9181 i think he meant an irl miner
like, stone or drills and gold, *g o l d*
Thumbs up to the farmers (I often think about how grateful we should be to you guys) and to everybody who finds the strenght to get up and to whatever it takes just to get through the day, I'm so proud of you.
Me without any job yet:
_this should be fun_
and then me realizing that im a student:
wait this is a job
@@juliannelin3153 AHHH I HV THE WORST JOBB. WATASHINOJINSEI O MEGURU. NAZE
@@juliannelin3153 oh btw that means curse my life. Why in Japanese
Ah, a freelancer
No, aren't you a *freelancer* ?
*And this is why I want to be a Storm Trooper*
LMAO
getting paid peanuts to miss every single shot, only to get dinked 2 seconds in along with all of your clone buddies
Well ... at least you get a laser gun
good luck aiming for that
Or an engineer
Entrepreneur: Creating business for himself, but referring as solving problems.
Engineer: Any person who is good at EVERYTHING except engineering itself 😂
It's from dil bechara! 💜😂👈
@@j-u-n-g-s-h-o-o-k3301 maine voh film kabhi dekhi bhi nhi na hi dekhni hau but yes its from a meme
@@Riya.c69 ohh ok💖
WHY DID THIS EXPLAIN EVERYTHING
I wanna be an engineer but I'm better at art and I wanna be a therapist because of the drama.
UA-camr: roasts every career but forgets about his own
lol
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHA
*ohhhhhhhhhhhh meme plays*
bruh hes a student get ur facts right
I just love how Robber is considered an acceptable career choice despite being sticking out from all the rest 💀
Garbage Collector: The job where you won't come to this channel to collect garbage
Wow thank you so much dude, your comment legit just made my night! : D
@@ShivVZG garbage collector: the job where someone picks me up
@@zealous5638 awww don’t say that
@@zealous5638 Correction: The job where someone picks US up
@@niamatullahrazza3534 thank you COMRADE
Animator: Artist but with more debt and less money.
Oh boy am I in trouble
Wellllllll i cant argue with that
@@mynameisreallycool1 not just you milions or even bilions of people too
Teacher: That thesis does one heck of a job explaining how you’re living, eating, and breathing the stress
You tuber: giving another reason for kids to stay up late and look at their phones
Edit: wow ok thanks for the likes I was expecting like one person to have seen this and be like ha, but I can’t believe that so many people saw this and liked it
This is so true.
@HK - 08PA 757589 Thomas Street MS same
UA-camr : a job that gives another reason for kids to stay up late and look at phones
a job that is really exciting but needs hours of boring editing and uploading
a job where sometimes cringe content becomes popular
@HK - 08PA 757589 Thomas Street MS Same
About that...
Programmers - Guy who has no human friends so tries to talk to computes by learning their languages
LMFAO
Why does this only have 8 likes?? It deserves a lot more
underrated
under-fucking-rated
Poor computer science engineering students 🥲
Interior decorator: you never stopped playing the Sims you just made it into a career
Psychiatrist: The job where you try to figure out the inside of people's brains but didn't want to become a social worker
That came under doctor
Basically just psych in general. Psychology is about like that too. PS: I know this because my mom is a psychologist and my dad is a psychiatrist.
People with no jobs: "I don't have such weaknesses"
Money
Animator : basically an artist but you take longer and have more pain and is sleep deprived.
And then programmer:
- Slave away your life just so you can add in loot boxes in the next black ops game
Tuition teacher and coaching class: a job where u exploit parents for high fees in return to torture their kids with additional homework, long hours and very difficult problems.
on a shiv binge rn. im lovin it
Doctor: Your Asian and your parents forced you to choose this job.
Teacher: You have to deal with annoying students and have to deal with horrible homework excuses
I come from Asia and my parents are happy with letting me be an astrophysicist
I agree with you
I'm asian and going in med school this year
@@11alt56 you are an exception
It would be interesting to be a teacher, what homework excuses did I miss?
"Pyschotic geniuses who enjoy cutting people open."
Take out the genius part and you have me.
take out the pyschotic and you got me in hopefully 2 years time
@@86aidan31 good luck.
Just like me fr
Take out "geniuses" and you have me
I like how social worker isn't on there since I'm hoping to be one
Me a pilot: *sigh of relief
You just got the job because you wanted to get high.
@@mynameisreallycool1 damn u
@@mynameisreallycool1 Lolol
pilot: you probably hardly see your family in person
Just find yourself a pair of towers, and plain go brrr
Last time I was this fast, ShivVZG was not born
Construction: Second most important job in our society, decent benefits, better pay than most jobs, no higher education required. Make sure you join a union.
Pharmacist: "Just like doctor except your serve in the crack McDonalds"
Crackdonalds
And make 2 times more
Y is this dude so underrated
That's really nice of you to say, thanks a lot! : D
@@ShivVZG no problem
As a Pilot I feel left out
*The job where you'll get paid to travel to amazing exotic locations but never leave the airport or hotel to see them
the irony lmao. it is a great job though at times.
I notice you didn't mention influencers(waste your life on Instagram for a living), youtubers( make money by begging kids to buy your t shirts), or engineers of any form(get paid to put together lego models that will all end up broken/ Get paid to have a seizure with your hands on your keyboard).
probably because hes a youtuber
literally nobody:
Shiv: I'm about to end this career's whole career
lmaooooooooooooo
You're right about farmers. They NEED to get paid more and be more recognized. They're some of the hardest workers out there.
The 20 dislikes are from people who are mad that you exposed them
Kpop idol: You get screamed at on a daily basis and will most likely starve to death
sadly true :(
Pretty stereotypical
@@moonchild-ne4zm its actually unfortunately true
@@dhairya3746 Things are a lot better now than they used to be. Idols don't starve themselves to death anymore.
And have a toxic fanbase with even more toxic standards 🙄✋
Architect: you basically design palaces for others but probably live in a shed yourself
Choosing a career is a compulsion, not a choice.
The greatest person on the planet will be the one who learns how to make the best living without money and career.
*happiest not greatest
@@datboy038 what's the difference ?
@@karangupta1825 do you speak english?
@@datboy038 yes
@@karangupta1825 then I'm disappointed you don't know the difference of greatest with happiest
School is like an internship where you have to pay
This video is actually genius because he does roast every single career, because if he doesn't include a career in this video, he doesn't consider it a career, technically roasting it.
Meteorologist: A person who studies the weather but it secretly scared of the weather
CEO sounds like a fantastic career option tbh
Slave owner: *_Well, do I have the proposition for you!_* 😎
Politician is even better since you just have to lie and steal money from the public. ( It's just a joke.)
@@seenomore How does the very existence of roads feel? 😏
UA-camr- The only job where you label 90 seconds as 60 seconds to convince people to spare a minute.
400 likes and 0 dislikes:
“Perfectly balanced, as all things should be”
Now there are 2 dislikes. Whoops two murders just happened
Bots : Allow us to Introduce
26 just found
65 now :(
71 idiots at the moment
" Dentist : a creepy person who derives pleasure from sticking metal objects in your mouth. "
If this isn't the universal truth, then I don't know what is.
Yeah there is a dentist nerve me that name is doctor Paine seems fitting
Dentists are evil. The only thing I'm scared of. I'm so scared that I have rotten teeth and still I've never gone to them....
I am a dentist and i agree to this 😂
I love that the title says 60 seconds but It's really 90 and nobody argues about it (because we love you Shiv :D)
Roaster: roasts other's careers to feel better about theirs
At this rate you about to roast all 7 billion people on earth 🔥
Next video: roasting each individual person on earth in under 60 seconds.
He probably already has
Lol what about psychologists??
Farmer: arguably one of the most important jobs with least social recognition
They didn’t mention the job i want
Animator: you don't know wut sleeping, eating, exercising or bathing is
I don't know mate, still haven't become one
Astrologist : a job where you spend your life looking at the movements of planets and uncovering people’s life patterns
“Lawyer, an oversaturated job that leaves you with 80-hour long work weeks and three years worth of student debt.”
Well this is going to be me so wish me luck.
Oh wow me too! : D Also how was your first sem of college?
@@ShivVZG it was so and so but still decidedly engaging during the pandemic 😌.
Good luck.
Good luck
Politician is so accurate it's scary
artist: broke
equestrians that pay 10k+ to even be able to ride their horse:
FIRE FIGHTER: People who have the same heroic mentality as a Police Officer but don’t wanna work a thankless job.
SECURITY GUARD: Sitting around all day in an empty shack for hours at a time drinking large amounts of coffee and maybe smoking tobacco making sure that the slim chance of something bad happening doesn’t happen (I do this for a living).
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKER: You only here until the factory you’re working for can afford automation, then you’ll be out of a job.
GROUNDS KEEPER: Make the building look pretty on the outside.
I'm a security guard as well, ngl it's one of the most laid back jobs I've ever had. I pretty much just watch UA-cam the entire shift, especially now that after the area I work in is closed we engage an electric fence around the whole perimeter.
Everyone who has one of these jobs: why are we still here just to suffer...
Shouldn't you be playing volleyball or smthn?
Engineer: nobody listens to them till people die, then everyone blames them
*Soldier:* A Year or so of intense training with a trashy coach to get shot in the head 2 or 3 times.
Plus, you get to shoot people legally
@@salmaabdelfadil6316 oh yes
I'm rethinking my dream job now..
Artist: The least paid job. Kandinsky: sells artwork for 41 million dollars.
"You get paid minimum wage and Mommy and Daddy think you're a disappointment "
Well they already think I'm a disappointment, so might as well get this job😂
Great video!💙🌸
Aw even if they make it seem like that, they probably don't truly think that about you! Parents can sometimes be hard on you because they want the best for you. Also I hope you've been having a nice winter break! : D
wait you guys get winter breaks?
@@danielmendez3906 Here in America we get winter/christmas breaks, (thank God)
@@ShivVZG Aww I wish that was true, but they've basically said it multiple times, but thanks! I hope you've been having a good winter break too, I am!😁
Accountant: making list of expenses and revenues of your company throughout the year and if you miss to enlist one entry, your company will end up being broke
I already can't deside for career and you made it even more harder 😂😂
Actor: kind of like being a model except you have to have talent.
LMAOOOOO
Also happy new year! (Kinda late tho)
Hahaha Happy New Year!! : D
Roasting every single career
Criminal profiling: am I a joke to you?
Robber (continued): But at least if you’re good enough at it, someone might make a documentary about you…after you’re dead.
No one:
ShivVZG: "im about to burn everyone's whole career 😤🔥🔥🔥" 😂