history of the world, i guess but it's clean (for schools)
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- Here's a little edit I put together of the popular Bill Wurtz video, "history of the world, i guess", but I edited out any profanity, so it can be shown in school without any worry!
*timestamps for schools:*
0:00 introduction
0:30 creation of the universe
1:04 creation of gases & elements
1:23 creation of stars
1:41 creation of earth
2:10 life on earth
2:32 photosynthesis
2:45 cambrian explosion
2:56 "bye bye ocean"
3:36 dinosaurs & humans
4:21 society & neolithic age
5:00 bronze age
5:55 iron age
12:03 age of exploration
13:37 modern age
17:22 contemporary age
17:59 present
18:39 end/future
n i c e
ty
Mister DaPickle lol I’m im 7:00
8:34 Golden age of india
I copied this but gave you credit for the original and the idea to make it (more detailed).
“How’s the world?”
*Broken*
That’s cool and everything but, did anyone ask?
Raphaël Lelièvre I did
Raphaël Lelièvre it’s a fact not a question 🗿
How's my mind?
Broken
How my life?
-broken-
Why did this video come in everyone’s recommendations just now?
*Idk*
2 days later xD
Bed
Lol idk
When never
This is the best cleanest version I've found. Well done.
Welp I did not expect you here...
@@MarbulaGamer Oh, hello there :)
@@dumbdave961 Hi!
Robots
@@idk46976 I don't think so. They might have actually heard of me
This is just for me dw
7:00 for APWH
11:00
12:22 Christopher Columbus (1492)
13:00 Ottoman Empire (1530)
13:40 Seven Years War (1754)
13:51 Declaration of Independence (1776)
14:15 Napoleon (1804)
14:45 Opium Wars (1839)
15:13 Civil War/Emancipation Proclamation (1863)
15:30 Spanish-American War (1898)
15:50 World War 1 (1914)
16:00 Soviet Union's Communism (1922)
16:30 Germany's Hitler (1933-1945)
17:00 India/Pakistan/Bangladesh (1947)
17:23 North America vs. South America (1950)
Do I have your permission to use it?
@@zachkutkey303 they're just timestamps why would you need permission
@cloudsoflilac he said they were just for him so I was just being polite
@@cloudsoflilac9731im gonna use it without permission
@@zachkutkey303always nice to be polite 😊😅
the first 5 minutes taught me more than 6 years of social studies ever did
you’re in 5th grade
@@ryandatta6059 no, started learning social studies 6 years ago
Have you learnt the Greek history?
TheCow I guess you haven’t *learned* English.
Same lol
Someone famous: *breathes*
Bill: *we can make a religion out of this*
I just heard the Buddhism “You can make a religion out of this”
random typek: makes Google translate video
bill wurtz: you could make a religion out of this
Breakfast I mean breath 😂😉😜😜
9 off
How
How to make a paper airplane mode and
How
*nodont*
no don't.
the smoothness of this almost makes you forget that there was swearing in the first place; the only place that felt kind of awkward was the amsterdam part but that Already feels awkward, like, in the original, so its fine
Time stamp?
@@Aries_2012 13:14
if I was a teacher the original version would be always the introduction for new classes and after the video ends I would verbally discuss it with them and make them pick a subject from the video for next lesson, these would be the smoothest two lessons ever
This is the best "clean" version
Not really.
1. Pause the video
2. Tap on this- 13:52
No they took out the part where they show the periodic table when SPACE DUST is made
Ikr it’s not -PAUSE- it, most of it’s
cleanest clean
Amber TheCat thats why theres “ in the word clean.
Every 5 seconds there is a “song”
*_Did you mean:_* *jingle?*
or *_small 2-3 second melodic sentence or statement used commonly for dramatic effect, comedy, or general entertainment?_*
MUSICAL THEATRE!
Nice Guy Disney is that u?
rage sorry for my miss understanding 😣😣😣
iiGloomy_sky hmm?
my science teacher played this in class yesterday and everyone was watching it. this is literally my favorite video, bill wurtz is awesome 🗣️
Bro who reacted when they said "the sun is a deadly laser"
I was really curious to see how he handled 12:55 but they handled it pretty well
"Some stars burn out and die."
"Bigger stars burn out and die.. _with passion_ ."
Thanks but I have ears you know
@@pirilon78 r/wooosh
Who read this while it was saying That?
@@unknownsundown8893 its not a joke. I just get anoyed by comments wich just repeat whats exactly on the video
Pirilon 6644 Jesus Christ ur a karen
I wish they would actually play this at schools, I’d learn more than an actual class
Me too
Me to
True
Me too
Same
my teacher actually used this. my whole class was dying in laughter within 3 seconds
“That’s how every it gets”
-Bill Wurtz
*I love how this is only 27 seconds less than the original...*
That let's you know how much he swore in the original.
37
Those *27* seconds are the bad words
*36
*36*
Petition to have science and social studies teachers to play this.
Underrated
Ikr
I sine thif
JJagents I agree
No evil virus of Satan here.
Teachers : *Teaches histroy throughout the rest of high school in a boring and less fun way*
Bill wutz : Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
2:11
Ocean: theres life in the ocean
Narrator: what?
Low pitch chorus: something's alive in the ocean
Narrator: Oh cool, like a plant or an animal?
2nd Narrator: No
Narrator: A microscopic speck. It lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh, made from gnarly space ingredients leftover from when it was raining rocks or whatever.
*Cell divides*
Narrator: oh yeah, and it can do that
*Those cells divide many more times.*
Narrator: It has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself. So that's pretty nifty, I would say.
Narrator: Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean?
Chorus: Now you can eat sunlight!
Narrator: Using a revolutionary technique, you can convert sunlight into food.
Chorus: Taste the sun!
Narrator: Side effect, now there's oxygen everywhere and the sky is blue. Then the Earth might have been a snowball for a while. Maybe even a couple of times.
Narrator: It's a sponge. It's a plant. It's a worm, and some other types of weird, strange water bugs and strange fish.
Chorus: It's the Cambrian explosion!
2nd narrator: Wow, that's animals and stuff.
Sea life: But we're still in the ocean. Hey, can we go on land?
Chorus and the Land: No!
Sea life: Why?
Chorus as the Land: The sun is a deadly lazer!
Sea life: Oh, okay.
Chorus: Not anymore, there's a blanket.
Narrator: Now the animals can go on land. Come on animals, let's go on land.
Fish: Nope, can't walk yet. And there's no food yet, so I don't care.
Land: Okay, will you learn to walk if there's plants up here?
Some bugs and fish: Maybe
Narrator: ...said some bugs... and fish.
Frog: Okay, so I can go on land, but I have to go back in the water to-
Chorus: Have babies!
Narrator: Learn to use an egg.
Frog: I was already doing that.
Narrator: Use a stronger egg. Put water in it. Have a baby, on land, in an egg. Water is in the egg. Baby, in the egg, in the water, in the egg.
Frogs: Works for me.
Chorus: Bye bye, ocean!
Narrator: And now everything's huge. Including bugs. Wanna see a map of the land?
2nd Narrator: Sure.
Narrator: Oh, now everything's dead. Just kidding, here are the survivors.
Narrator: Keep your eye on this one...
Narrator: ...'cause it's about to become the dinosaurs. Here's another map of the land.
Narrator: Yeah, it broke apart. Don't worry about that. It does that all the time.
NARRATOR: Here comes a meteor.
Hello Brother Hag!
Anyone notice that Australia is only a part of history like once
Wesley Morrison yeah, he didn’t even say it’s name!
Wesley Morrison it’s cause Australia’s chill and doesn’t really start wars with other places
Kira haha yes
canada aint even there
CheetahFast Gaming that is true...
“Forget this.”
“I wanna be something.”
“Go somewhere.”
“Do something.”
“I want things to change.”
Is literally everyones thoughts right now.
Lol
i want to invent time and space.
@@melon4738 and I know it’s possible because everything is already here
@@melon4738 xd
@@jellygang9492 and it probably already happened
I like how he said "you can't even go here without buying a boat" and showed a car
plane*
thats a plane
U Stupid or sumthing
I get to woooosh 2 people at once, @coolchannelyt @pacifisthuman82649 r/woooosh
@@pacifistichuman82649bro that’s a bike
Dude, this is like the best video ever. I mean, I have rewatched this video like 20 times, and I never get bored. EVER.
0:01 "You're on a rock floating in space."
Flat earthers : *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
Yup
T
R
U
E
Roblox Howls poypoy
Gamer studio! Yo what
they weren't here yet according to the video...
I learned every I'll ever need for social studies in 18 minutes.
???? *whisper while watching this in history * yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
???? right tho
???? Please see me
Check out my chanal
This taught me more than 10 years of school
This is strangely satisfying seeing everything evolving from a single cell
I am now taking World History, and am halfway through the year, in Medieval Europe now. Anyway, I chose to watch this again, and it was immensely satisfying to see things I knew, even though I do not like my history class, but that's mostly because of my teacher. Anyway, cool.
If a school heard this “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER”
Ikr
And "and the dinosaurs are *gone* "
"not anymore, there's a blanket"
Fikri Fadillah you stole my job
We could make a religion out of this
My history teacher showed my class this at the beginning of the year (through zoom). Its the end of the year now, and I wish I could go back in time to relive those moments
i bet you found a four leaf clover
Ik you use zoom cuz its covid
haha my science teacher played this at the end of the year the whole class was, omg.
Ahahaha you’re nostalgic for a zoom meeting. The world is burning
That history teacher is a bloody legend
every 10 seconds a banger blesses your ears
Used this in my class .Thanks for the edits.
i've learned more in 20 minutes than in 14 years of school
We could make a religion out of this
Leo Hanna no don’t~
Good
*yes*
True
i showed this to a teacher and she said: they didn't link the source
ViscoseComb 24 GASP
bruh
The teacher is just jealous
every time
@@melmel9364 BRUH-
“By the way, where the are we?”
best sentence I have ever heard
1:53 which is now the mooooooooooooon
I will become a science/social studies teacher just to play this in school
0:10 my parents when I was born
Bitch Lasagna w
I’m dying😂😂
Bitch Lasagna
L
Parents: How did this *HAPPEN*?
Aww... I’m sorry for your loss..
Why can’t School show this instead of some boring fact film
Ikr
Problem in my country (germany) is that nobody would understand it because 1. its too fast for them and 2. they are too lazy to learn english...
@@alexyra4074 mhm. Finde ich auch. But oh well. Germany has always been weird and will always be weird actually
Legolas 16 THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!
Epilepsy
I love how removing all swear words docks off a whole 1min25s of content. Great edit.
I can’t even imagine a teacher showing this in class it’s be so funny
same
*”I Can’t Even Get From Here to There without buying a boat.”* *-Shows a plane-*
bUt iSn'T a PlAnE a BoAt?
@@pianistleuwu plane=bird
Boat=disabled bird
M1xed 3motions blame the original creator.
A plane is just a boat that is redesigned to travel in the air, it’s an air boat
How do you do the cross out on the word
When you have a history test in 10mins and haven’t studied
this is 18 minutes long so unless you can figure out what it is in 2x mode then youre done
Hyper Kitty lol
I will now legit use this for school (lol)
Heh i already did >:3
but the video is 18 minutes
5:54 “Now the Phoenicians can get down to business”
every time u watch this it gets more intresting because it breaks ur brain to think that its still new
U forgot "gneurshk"......... why? Because it can mean *different things*
True
Gneurshk which means let’s eat the stomach of the spring cow
No is not
4:05
It’s still there
I’m scared to blink Because then I might miss 100 years
@@C.L.G._Artisa no
@@quasarfly22 ,
@@C.L.G._Artisa agreed mate
When I blinked I missed 500 million years
@@C.L.G._Artisa I don't think it's that funny so no.
I watched this and I am literally nailing WORLD HISTORY
"Time to conquer all of Indiaaa" literally felt that.
I showed this to my Social Studies teacher.
*I got an A+ for my class.*
Original and funny HA. HA.
Shut your mouth funny gun boy.
DivinerElite no dont
Hope nobody had a seizure
Nice we make religion... -No please dont.
This should be in schools
I sent it to my teacher so it might be in my online class
Lol
Yes
Yes
I learned more from this than a lesson
Schools take around 8 months to explain both WW1 & WW2, yet bill can do them both in around 40 seconds
Teacher: Explain the history of the world
Me: Two words
Bill
Wurtz
"China is *whole* again, then it *broke* again."
China's constant cycle of being whole and broken pretty much sums my life.
"Life"? Or "Daily routine?"
Do you mean that there is another comment like mine? Believe me or not but I haven't seen it, my entire comment was my idea.
My humor is utter garbage though so I understand if someone thought of it first, but like I said, haven't seen it, so I don't think I reposted anything.
@@Ethan-_-Lim Wow...you are so rude
@@ponz315 It’s alright ignore him
And all viruses start there
Teacher: The test is EASY!
The test:
*Easy*
@@serpy7014 yep
BasicallyEnrique yeah easy
Viktorie Mádlová not anymore there’s a blanket
- "Hey can we go on land?
- *NO*
- why?
- *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER*
our science teacher actually showed us this to the whole class
Every second I just feel like he's about to swear.
edit: guys please stop i dont want to remember this anymore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Same
Same
Yes so true
Me to uwu
"I can't even get from here to there without buying a _boat"_
*Proceeds to show plane.*
a plane counts as a boat
@@Thecouchtater no its not, Theyre.....
*flying robots*
@@iamsaw8s with bombs
@@renewings that makes 2 city in japan have a 2nd sun
@@Thecouchtater true
this is still a great video with the best editing ever 😄
2:58 a legend was born
Teacher: *use 12 years to teach history
This guy: *thats cute*
Heavily agreed FBI
we can make a religion out of this
@@AlexG-jm7cd *indeed*
@@mohammedazeem5025 tes
I see you everywhere and it’s amazing
“hey you could make a religion out of th-“
*”nO-“*
Fiddleof Gold
Poop
@@Efonis *OK BOOMER*
...
Why?
*the sun is a deadly lazer*
@@echild1969 hi dead memer LoL
Sun: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!
Winter: get out of my way
Watching this should be mandatory in world history curriculums. There is more to lean from this 20 minute video than from the entire course.
"no"
"why"
"the sun is a deadly lazer"
"oh, okay"
In a YTP:
ThE sUn Is A lAzY fUcKeR.
That joke has in a Minecraft UHC vid.
now there's a BLAN-ket!
My fave part
Australia be like:
This guy learned history, remembered history, made history fun, made history the opposite of boring, and even explained the entire history of the world
*how did you have this much patience*
Edit: Obv I do mean the original creator, but still-
Annoying Lacey this is a copied version of the original
That is pretty much copied
@@everythingandanything9676 he just did a good job
He didnt use 2018-2020
He nearly took a year to make this video
Finally i can watch the entire History of the world without drug addiction
This is why whole middle school history class but in 20 minutes.
EDIT
Wow thanks for 500 likes in 3 weeks! This is amazing. I'm trying to hit 1000 subscribers, it would be amazing if you guys could subscribe!
Honestly this 18 minute video helped me more than my 4 semester world civ. class did
Your comment is at 69 likes so I can't like it.
*A small price to pay for salvation*
True true
i had a stroke trying to read what you commented
G R A M M A R 1 0 0
99% of this: CHina breaking and rejoining
1% of this: literally everything else
Lmao
@Tahlia Crosland 😂
Hope it breaks again 😂
“Look out China there’s a new China in China!”
Lol so true!
Aliens: You have 18 minutes and 15 seconds to tell us the history of the entire world
This guy: loudly inhaling air
All the events that Bill refers to:
The Beginning of Everything:
0:12 The Universe is Nonexistent
0:47 The Creation of the Universe
0:58 Dark Matter
1:05 The Creation of Subatomic Particles
1:15 The Creation of Hydrogen (staple element in the creation of the universe)
1:22 Dense Clumps forming around the space cloud
1:28 Protostar formation (or either t tauri or pre main sequence, since the video states about 500 million years later, a star forms)
1:31 Dwarf Star formation
1:33 A star dying out creating planetary nebula/supernova
1:36 More supernovae forming
1:41 Things surrounding stars
1:45 Creation of Gas Giants
1:48 Formation of The Earth and Moon
Creation of the Earth:
1:55 Meteor Rain
1:57 Creation of Steam
2:02 Creation of Land
2:04 Massive Rains creating an ocean
2:10 Organism thriving in underwater volcanoes
2:24 Multiplication of Organisms
2:27 Genetics
2:33 Photosynthesis (conversion of sunlight to glucose for plant life)
2:40 idk about the snowball earth
Paleozoic Era:
2:46 Cambrian Explosion period
2:57 Ozone Layer blanketing the harmful UV rays (the famous part)
3:05 First fish species since Cambrian explosion
3:10 idk
3:17 The Tiktaalik
3:21 Creation of the Hardened Egg
3:35 Permian Period
3:37 Pangea
3:38 Permian Triassic Extinction
Mesozoic Era:
3:41 Proterosuchus
3:43 Creation of Dinosaurs
3:47 Chicxulub Asteroid, Extinction of Dinosaurs
Cenozoic Era:
3:51 Creation of Mammals
3:57 Primates
3:58 Beginnings of Humans
The Formation of Humans:
4:02 Discovery of Stone Tools
4:04 Discovery of Fire
4:06 Discovery of Conversing/Language
4:11 Population of Humans on Earth
4:13 The Ice Bridge during the Ice Age
4:16 All ice drying up
Creation of society:
4:20 Hunting
4:22 Farming/Architecture
4:26 Villages and Social Hierarchy
4:31 Discovery of Metal
4:34 Creation of Mesopotamia
4:40 The Invention of Trade
4:45 First Settlements
4:48 Invention of New Things
4:51 Sumerian Civilization
4:53 Cuneiform
4:54 Code of Hammurabi
4:57 All Rivers of each Civilization (Nile, Tigris, Euphrates, Ganges, Yangtze and Huang)
4:59 Invention of Horse Travel
Bronze Age:
5:03 Discovery of Bronze/Tin
5:12 Creation of Ancient Egypt
5:14 Horse Travel is finally put into use
5:18 Creation of Shang Civilization
5:20 Creation of Indus Valley Civilization
5:25 Creation of Norte Chico
5:27 Indo-Europeans visiting the Middle East
5:34 Creation of the Middle Eastern Empires
5:36 Creation of the Mycenaean Greeks
5:39 Decline of the Indus Valley
5:44 Indo Europeans or Indo Iranians entering India
5:50 Creation of Hinduism (The Vedic Texts)
5:54 Bronze Age Collapse
Iron Age:
5:58 Discovery of Iron
6:01 Creation of Judaism (YHWH, the 12 tribes of Israel, and the 10 commandments)
6:09 Phonecian and Greek Colonies
6:16 Transformation of Assyrian Empire (Neo-Babylonian, Median and Persian)
6:21 Creation of Buddhism
6:28 The splitting of dynasties
6:31 Creation of Confucianism
6:33 Greek Philosophers
6:36 Alexander the Great conquers Persia
6:44 Control over the Persian Empire
6:46 Maurayan Empire
6:55 The Tamil Kings
7:02 The Spice Trade
7:06 The Reunification of Qin Dynasty
7:09 Invention of Daoism and Legalism
7:12 Xiongnu Confederacy (ransacks China)
7:19 Hellenistic Kingdoms
7:24 Parthian Empire controlling parts of the middle east
Roman Empire:
7:28 Roman Emprie controlling the Mediterrenean Sea
7:34 Creation of Christianity
7:41 The Silk Road
7:47 China conquers Vietnam
8:00 China collapses again
8:02 Creation of Sassanid Empire
8:04 Akshum Obelisk
8:09 Reunification and Collapse of Jin Dynasty
8:15 Ghana Empire selling gold
8:21 Constantine's Introduction
8:29 Constantinople (now Istanbul in Turkey)
8:38 Chandragupta I Empire
8:43 Barbarians invading Rome
8:49 East Roman Empire rebrading as Byzantine Empire
8:52 Mayan Calendar
8:59 Gokturks invading the Eurasian Steppe
9:02 Collapse of India, Reunification of Sui Dynasty, Southeast Asian trade upgrading
9:08 Goguryeo, Silla and Baekje Kingdoms
9:09 Yamato Kingdom
9:12 Creation of Islam
9:20 Muhammad's Exile to Medina
9:25 Collapse of West Roman Empire, New European Kingdoms
9:40 Swahili Introduction
9:45 Srivijaya Empire
9:47 Tibet
9:50 Charlemagne becoming Holy Roman Empire
9:55 France Splitting
9:59 Norse People
Second Millenia (1000 CE-1999 CE):
10:06 Discovery of Iceland and Greenland
10:08 The Vikings
10:11 Beginnings of Russia (Kievan Rus')
10:19 Formation of Holy Roman Empire
10:22 Missionaries in Europe
10:24 Debate between Roman Catholic and Greek Orthodox
10:28 Seljuk Empire
10:34 The Crusades
10:46 Decline of Mayans, Creation of Toltecs, Decline of Toltecs
10:50 Native American Society
10:55 Khmer Empire
11:04 China invents Gunpowder and Chinese Writing
11:06 Mongol Empire
11:10 Collapse of Mongol Empire
11:14 Tu'i Tonga Empire
11:18 Zimbabwe as Gold Source
11:21 Kanem Empire
11:30 Formation of Spain and Portugal (Christianity conquers Islam)
11:36 Spanish Inquisition (no one expected this timestamp lol)
11:38 Black Plague
11:39 Ming Dynasty
11:43 Majapahit Empire
Renaissance Era:
11:54 Beginning of Renaissance Era
11:58 Gutenberg Press
12:00 Beginning of Ottoman Empire
12:04 Europe banned from Spice Trade
12:08 Portugal finds alternative route to India
12:13 Columbus discovers America, mistaking it as India
12:30 Treaty of Tordesillas
12:33 Aztec and Inca
12:42 Russia Expanding
12:47 Safavid Dynasty and invention of Shi'a
12:52 Martin Luther's 95 Theses, and creation of Protestantism
12:58 Suleiman expanding the Ottoman
13:03 Ivan the Terrible expanding Russia more
Colonial Era:
13:09 Portugese Empire
13:17 Dutch Revolt/Pillaging resources from other continents
13:29 Dutch stealing sugar and bringing it to the Caribbean
13:36 Russia's final expansion
13:38 Britain and France controlling part of the US
13:42 Seven Years War
13:50 Declaration of America's Independence/American Revolution
13:57 Britain goes to Australia
14:02 Robespierre using the guillotine to execute Louis XIV, Marie Antoinette, and 90 other people including himself (someone executed Robespierre via guillotine)
14:06 Creation of the Cult of Reason (that's why there's a "you can make a reli- no don't")
14:08 Haiti Revolution
14:16 Napoleonic Wars
14:21 Napoleon exiled to St Helena
Industrial Revolution (this is still part of Colonial Era):
14:27 Creation of the Industrial Revolution
14:39 Steam Engine
14:40 Colonization of India
14:42 Opium Wars
14:54 The Great Game of Britain
14:57 Said bin Sultan
15:03 Indian Revolt
15:08 More technology advancing during the Industrial Revolution
15:14 American Civil War
15:18 Manifest Destiny
15:29 Spanish-American War (USS Maine Explosion)
15:35 American Occupation in the Philippines
15:36 Panama Canal
15:40 Oil resources in the Middle East to fuel cars
15:44 Making of Republic of China
15:52 The Start of WWI
15:59 Creation of Soviet Union and Communism
16:05 1916 Arab Revolt, and arrival of T.E. Lawrence
16:08 Creation of Palestine
16:12 Sykes-Picot Agreement
16:16 Ataturk moving Turkiye
The Modern Era:
16:24 The 1920's
16:31 Great Depression
16:32 Creation of Nazi Germany
16:36 Creation of Japanese Empire
16:38 Defeat of Hitler
16:43 The Start of WWII
16:46 Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings
Post War Era (still part of Modern Era):
16:54 Creation of United Nations
16:57 Mahatma Gandhi overthrowing British control
17:07 Israel-Palestine Conflict
17:16 Creation of People's Republic of China
17:19 Creation of Taiwan
17:22 Korean War
17:27 The Cold War (communism vs capitalism)
17:39 Arms Race and Space Race
17:41 Sputnik and Apollo 11
17:44 Vietnam War
17:48 Decolonization
17:53 Martin Luther King Jr.
17:59 World Population skyrocketing
18:02 Apple II, Atari 2600, Floppy Disk, Casette Tape, Receiver, VHS Tape
18:05 Collapse of Soviet Union
18:07 European Union
18:12 Invention of Email
18:14 September 11 attacks
18:17 Invention of Mobile Phones
18:19 Invention of Google
18:21 Invention of Phones with keyboards
18:22 2008 Financial Crisis
18:27 War Planes (?)
18:29 Invention of 3D Printing
18:31 "Save the Earth" campaign
18:40 The Near Future, that is still uncertain
How long did this take💀
this nearly took me like 1 hour 15 mins to do this
3:49 When the internet comes back on
Lmao
I get it lol
This needs more attention
Replace dinosaurs with youtubers, and you got youtube and COPPA in a nutshell.
clap
gen z teachers would surely use this
i would
yes
pfp sauce
Im using
Yep
That awkward moment when you make a government to be stronger than the old government and it's controlled by the old government. Relatable amiright?
the original was such a huge part of my childhood
This summarized 3 years of middle school history and science in 20 minutes
The sun is just a deadly laser
@@markharvey6386 not anymore there's a blanket
*19
YUP😅
not gonna lie, this was actually fun to watch. but also this guy's voice is satisfying
how tf did i get this many likes all i said is that i liked this vid lmaoo ty
thats how billwurtz works
It's good for the school then
Very Satisfying ;-;
Ye it’s good but it’s still stealing content ;p
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890@#$&*()'"%-+=/;:,!.?
WE WATCHED THIS IN SCHOOL AND IT WAS ACTUAL FUN
just sent this to my teacher because we’re learning about the world’s evolution right now. i hope we can just watch this instead of spending a whole school year on it.
If aliens ever invade us and ask us about our world, we show them this.
Yas
Yee
Yes they will love it XDDDDD
ikr lol
Lmao we gots 2 add corona tho
Teachers: explains history in a year
Bill: 18 minutes, take it or leave it.
Teachers actually use this something not clean
Nice gravity falls refrance
@@drchrisshields pretty sure its a spongebob reference
@@Prefusify yh, Bc 3 take it or leave it came from Patrick
Because teachers explain things in several years, but with lots of information. Almost absolutely everything is told to you there, while in this video everything is "in a nutshell"
Nice going, *Genghis!*
I have no idea why that made me laugh so much
The "photosynthesis" part was AWESOME! If only that was a REAL commercial advertising some sun-related food. 2:32
lol when he sings it makes it so much more AMUSING.
like:
it gets closer,
and it gets closer,
and it gets closer,
and its a **STAR**
taste
the **SUN**
**TIME TO CONQUER ALL OF INDIA-**
or
**MOST OF INDIA**
Yeet Da Cookie I was on that
They can make many types of machines and factories with MACHINES in them
**sya**
"They started cutting people’s heads off”
“We can make a religi-“
*“No, don’t"*
@Etezaz Mohammed oh o k a y
@@The_insaneiac Wait- no we don't want that
Robespierre actually tryed to make himself prophet of a religion of his own making, the "cult of the higher being"
@@zebaguettefromfrance1287 Ahh, I didn't know that. That's very cool? I don't know really-
Im your 999 like
4:37 M E S O P O T A M I A
Thank you so much for doing this. I went to the original version and didn't want to handle the F-bomb.
I just learnt in 18 mins what school couldnt teach me in 12 years.
Hahahahaa😂😂😂😂😂
I love how schools take 4 years to teach students about the pilgrims and it takes us 20 minutes to learn the whole worlds history up until 2017
I also don’t like school but this video is a very very simplified and quick explanation, while school has a bit more detail
Exactly LMAO
@@ceoofburgers5208 it's 18:50 longs
i learn more by sitting on the computer than i ever did in my 12 years of school
@@grannyfallingfromthehighes2432 the original was 19:26 meaning it had a total of 36 seconds of just swearing lol
This felt much longer than it actually was
You know it’s a good clean version when I can’t even remember the bad parts
why can't we just watch this instead of history class.
yes
I do indeed think this is better
delet dis now
School is a 12 year *government funded* babysitting program
That’s why it *is not enjoyable*
@@faraday3683 LMFAO
Me: paying attention In class*
Also me: looks away for 0.01 second
The teacher:
When you go to the bathroom in the middle of class
@@owenreynolds9599 so true
@@owenreynolds9599 so true tho
@@owenreynolds9599 it do be like that
@@owenreynolds9599 truly true
Teachers should play this in school
This just wrapped up all 14-16 years of school in 18 minutes
0:04
"i cant even get from here to there without buying a boat"
shows airplane
lol
I like sailing Aeroplanes
air boat
That would be the joke sir
Theres 36 seconds of swering in the original cut out of this vidieo
When you weren’t paying attention while watching the actual one and realize “wait, there’s swearing in it?”
Yeah I'm confused 2as there any?
Proton and a nearjdjxi staff
Same I barely remember any swearing in it at all
We can make a religion out of this
@@willy9473 “fuck it, most of its water” is changed to “actually, most of its water”
My school loved this. They laughed even without any profanity. I'll be honest, I loved this too.
He is better than any teacher I’ve ever had
I’m in 5th grade, but still.