Conquering Earth with Infinite Crusades in Millennia

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  • @antikleaper
    @antikleaper  8 місяців тому +578

    O H G O O D H E A V E N S L O O K A T T H E T I M E
    millennia.paradoxinteractive.com/TheGrimKleaper

    • @nisthe64thletter61
      @nisthe64thletter61 8 місяців тому +18

      Oh good heavens, a new video

    • @last_dutch_hero258
      @last_dutch_hero258 8 місяців тому +11

      R U I K I K D A A R S P E C E R I J E N ? !

    • @Hanzius_Longus
      @Hanzius_Longus 8 місяців тому +6

      @@last_dutch_hero258 i was going to ask if thats dutch but then i saw your Name

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 8 місяців тому +23

      Your title is misspelt as "millenia" rather than "millennia", FYI.

    • @p4hagen197
      @p4hagen197 8 місяців тому +7

      it's crusade-o-clock

  • @hailthealgorithm1059
    @hailthealgorithm1059 8 місяців тому +1778

    The lore accurate chinese-catholic proselytizing crusaders

    • @adhiwicaksono6149
      @adhiwicaksono6149 8 місяців тому +58

      the lore accurate america bothering china who just bing chilling

    • @mohamedjear8917
      @mohamedjear8917 8 місяців тому +43

      Indeed, The heavenly kingdom

    • @KKmanmi
      @KKmanmi 8 місяців тому +64

      When the Taiping Rebellion didn't get put down

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 8 місяців тому +6

      @@adhiwicaksono6149 More like the British

    • @DOCTORRGLASS
      @DOCTORRGLASS 8 місяців тому +4

      Chinese? You mean the like that one assault riffle from fallout 3

  • @isaacm1929
    @isaacm1929 8 місяців тому +1052

    Chinese be like: As yes. Jesus Christ, my brother, obviously.
    Proceedes to conquer the world.

  • @thewhitewolf278
    @thewhitewolf278 8 місяців тому +889

    Biblically accurate heavenly kingdom

    • @gameguys53
      @gameguys53 8 місяців тому

      It's not that crazy to think in an alternate future Christianity spread to China instead of the west

  • @scifimisc9191
    @scifimisc9191 8 місяців тому +572

    That combat animation screen just has me thinking how much better this game would look if it had pixel graphics. Imagine instead of discount Civ 5/Civ 6 meets average mobile game ad, it was like full on Advance Wars

    • @SneedRemembrancer
      @SneedRemembrancer 8 місяців тому +96

      Yeah… the art style they went with is pretty jarring
      They really should have done something more stylised or just more pleasant to look at than the low poly basic generic style they went with
      Might and magic 2 pixel art battles look way better visually than this low visual fidelity mess.

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch 8 місяців тому +22

      It might be placeholder, since this is early access

    • @thegoodone4104
      @thegoodone4104 8 місяців тому +14

      @@Echo_the_half_glitchthis is probably true, civ 6’s UI changed a few times before release

    • @Noah_AWICB
      @Noah_AWICB 7 місяців тому

      I like it, it's simple look lets you tell you more easily what's going on

    • @youknowme1475
      @youknowme1475 7 місяців тому +6

      @@Noah_AWICB would be better seeing to persons fighting from the village perspective like in Europa Universalis

  • @torylva
    @torylva 8 місяців тому +297

    47:20 With all that peace, I remember a quote recorded by Tacitus about the roman conquest of the germanic tribes
    "To ravage, to slaughter, to usurp under false titles, they call empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace."

    • @andercrowley4758
      @andercrowley4758 8 місяців тому

      So true, India claimed ascension while attempting to kill god. Good thing Issac Kleaper made us one.

  • @MorpH2k
    @MorpH2k 8 місяців тому +151

    "Though we would prefer to avoid you, this step was forced upon us" could very well be the official motto of the USA...

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 8 місяців тому +4

      "No. A common saying, but not their official motto."

    • @Novasfan100
      @Novasfan100 8 місяців тому

      The official motto of the US is "Give us your resources or we'll start a 30 year war on your soil then blame you for it"

  • @ChrispyBoi
    @ChrispyBoi 8 місяців тому +449

    Hah, a wonderful day for deus vult

    • @meilinchan7314
      @meilinchan7314 8 місяців тому +2

      Or the Taiping kingdom.

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn 8 місяців тому +4

      It is always a wonderful day for Deus vult.

  • @ragnarok6521
    @ragnarok6521 8 місяців тому +55

    Got to love how CA was terrified Paradox was closing in on them in regards of large scale realtime battles, proceeds to this game showing static animation bonking other static animation. I think CA can rest easy for another 20 years 🤣

    • @meilinchan7314
      @meilinchan7314 8 місяців тому +12

      CA's main enemy isn't Paradox, it's Sega. Sega sees no value in the Total War franchise - insisting that TW is too niche, not generic enough to have wide demand - hence the lacklustre Total War: Pharaoh and .... Hyenas.

    • @ragnarok6521
      @ragnarok6521 8 місяців тому +3

      @@meilinchan7314 Somewhat atleast, the Original CA crew is no more either, so all the visionary expansion of ideas and improvement also left many years ago, which is sad.

  • @beneee78
    @beneee78 8 місяців тому +453

    Bruh the combat system looks like the animated section out of an episode of horrible history

    • @gamerin123d6
      @gamerin123d6 8 місяців тому +141

      It looks so fucking bad, its practically a mobile game with how it looks

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 8 місяців тому +1

      I have played mobile games that look better than this.​@@gamerin123d6

    • @ashleywenner1050
      @ashleywenner1050 8 місяців тому +65

      Quite a move by paradox to make a game no one asked for when they have multiple successful game series where a new installment would be welcome

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 8 місяців тому +43

      @@gamerin123d6 I've played mobile games that look better than this.

    • @eddie47523
      @eddie47523 8 місяців тому +56

      @@ashleywenner1050 This is not made by paradox, they just publisher. The developer is C Prompt, which probably no one heards of before this game. Consider they probably is a small group, the combat is totally acceptable for a 4x game.

  • @TGoody2217
    @TGoody2217 8 місяців тому +157

    Paradox about to pull that sponsorship after that mobile game comment xD

  • @dorugoramon0518
    @dorugoramon0518 8 місяців тому +98

    No one expects the Chinese Inqusition

  • @jedediahhopkins6051
    @jedediahhopkins6051 8 місяців тому +21

    I like how most channels have secondary channels that have different types of content and Kleaper is like, no same thing just less editing. 10/10

    • @deltakaizen
      @deltakaizen 8 місяців тому +4

      I'm his editor, and the entire vid is actually live commentary. He is just chad enough to write script on the fly

    • @Cursedpeopleakajuice
      @Cursedpeopleakajuice 3 місяці тому

      ​@@deltakaizen when is the next video coming mate

  • @ScP-049-01
    @ScP-049-01 8 місяців тому +148

    For the grace for the might of our lord, for the home of the holy

  • @OddlySpecificGaming
    @OddlySpecificGaming 8 місяців тому +471

    Sorry did that say “ching chong your religion wrong” ?! 😂 my guy is B R A V E

  • @バナナお爺さん
    @バナナお爺さん 8 місяців тому +48

    There is an uncanny liking of the graphic aesthetic that is of the old games

  • @spynix0718
    @spynix0718 8 місяців тому +104

    "Mom I want to play Sid Meyer's Civilization Six."
    "We have Sid Meyer's Civilization Six at home."
    Sid Meyer's Civilization Six at home:

    • @ilikecapybaras8559
      @ilikecapybaras8559 8 місяців тому +7

      wait until this guy learns about the turn based 4x genre

    • @1ManRandom
      @1ManRandom 7 місяців тому +1

      The game looks pretty unique to me. It’s got the same theme as Civ, but its approach is way different. The graphics aren’t great, but I don’t play 4x games for the graphics.

  • @ScP-049-01
    @ScP-049-01 8 місяців тому +247

    Outpost: Wuhan
    Grim: Oh no

    • @JimboTheEngineer
      @JimboTheEngineer 8 місяців тому +9

      049 what did you do?

    • @ScP-049-01
      @ScP-049-01 8 місяців тому +9

      @@JimboTheEngineer don't.ask.too.many.questions. :)

    • @battledogs3970
      @battledogs3970 8 місяців тому

      @@ScP-049-01 yo dap me up

    • @ziyuanhao6433
      @ziyuanhao6433 8 місяців тому +7

      Taking the meaning of batcave to a whole new level

    • @theonlyamergeddon
      @theonlyamergeddon 8 місяців тому +7

      Age of plague moment 2020

  • @milkworms7839
    @milkworms7839 8 місяців тому +63

    Should’ve called it “Decade” because that’s how old it looks

    • @Chicken-Chaser
      @Chicken-Chaser 7 місяців тому +1

      Damn nice one 😂

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 6 місяців тому +13

      Nah, decade-old games look good, since a decade ago was 2014. More like 2 decades or so.

  • @IDOLA149
    @IDOLA149 8 місяців тому +9

    You recreated the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom but made it work for you!
    Also lol at the colour grading shift when the Age of Intolerance ends, its like when a US TV show goes to Mexico and everything gets orange

  • @Ahhellnah503
    @Ahhellnah503 8 місяців тому +5

    I just heard the announcement for this a few days ago. This must be an extremely early access. Also I’m 99% sure those are all borrowed assets

  • @Orphanobliterater69420
    @Orphanobliterater69420 8 місяців тому +51

    Finally a new crusade I have been wondering when the pope made the next one

  • @andreasottohansen7338
    @andreasottohansen7338 7 місяців тому +3

    0:34
    NITPICK TIME:
    "millennium" is the singular of millennia. Worth more note, if the steam page is to be believed, it doesn't take place of a single millennium, but over 10, because a millennium is 1000 years.

  • @LAZERAK47V2
    @LAZERAK47V2 7 місяців тому +5

    "We aren't going to have many friends this game."
    The hyper-aggressive, nonsensical AI: "Yeah, like that was ever YOUR decision."

  • @BirdsBirdsBirds123
    @BirdsBirdsBirds123 8 місяців тому +414

    Paradox wants to get in on the civilisation croud so bad but after humankind I wonder if this one will get as much attention
    EDIT: To be clear, I hope the game does well, it looks pretty fun, it's just that I am heavily cynical and jaded towards the paradox business model.

    • @Tankroy
      @Tankroy 8 місяців тому +46

      Nah, even with some of the jank behind Humankind, it looks better than this. So unless paradox is gonna give this a glow up before release I expect it to end up like Imperitor.

    • @antikleaper
      @antikleaper  8 місяців тому +146

      It'll be interesting to see this game develop, because I played a few campaigns before deciding to do a sponsored video and enjoyed them. Hopefully it turns out well and the studio developing it (C Prompt Games) can clean up some of the UI, since I think the actual gameplay-loop of different ages and this type of economic management is pretty unique

    • @mikeg5758
      @mikeg5758 8 місяців тому +49

      The combat screen was certainly a choice lol. I feel like they would have been better off not having any animation at all.

    • @noahn627
      @noahn627 8 місяців тому +6

      @@Tankroy yea but imperator is currently making a possible comeback so this game might be able to do it too? I really like what they did with culture in this game.

    • @BrassAmbassador
      @BrassAmbassador 8 місяців тому +5

      @@noahn627It is not, Imperator has been cold, dead and buried for the better part of the last three years.

  • @Unprotected1232
    @Unprotected1232 8 місяців тому +3

    I could hear comrade Hao marching to our sick mixtape, even without the audio.

  • @erdtroll7010
    @erdtroll7010 8 місяців тому +28

    The imperium of man before the imperium of man

    • @Solanum_Proto
      @Solanum_Proto Місяць тому

      I was about to say it's basically the Black Templars because they are on a constant crusade

  • @Eggzrgoood
    @Eggzrgoood 8 місяців тому +39

    As a catholic preist in the 16th century, I see this as an absolute win.

  • @drifterxv3nom595
    @drifterxv3nom595 8 місяців тому +19

    As a Welshman I am frightened by what you may have done to Cardiff

  • @j4ve58
    @j4ve58 8 місяців тому +3

    "Which gives us a chance to cause a world wide pandemic. Where have i seen that before?"
    Me instantly: Nurgle. (Total War: Warhammer 3)

  • @darnokx9277
    @darnokx9277 8 місяців тому +9

    China overwhelming the world with hordes of zealots? At last, Kleaper playing historically accurate!

  • @aidianu
    @aidianu 8 місяців тому +2

    Happy you included the crusading meme known as Father from bread boys

  • @shingimurakame3255
    @shingimurakame3255 8 місяців тому +7

    Man,the way the fights are done reminds me of the old as fuck age of mythology game for nintendo DS,where ya would fight in exactly that manner,good times.

  • @gelderdasgeld3244
    @gelderdasgeld3244 7 місяців тому +2

    Lore accurate US “you forced it upon us” and backpedaling right after

  • @-w-.
    @-w-. 8 місяців тому +52

    This feels like a quick cash-grab that Paradox crap out to imitate Civ series.

    • @kirbcake
      @kirbcake 8 місяців тому +6

      Pretty much is.

    • @CatLover-gk8uu
      @CatLover-gk8uu 8 місяців тому +7

      Paradox is the publisher not developer

  • @Founder_of_the_SCP_Foundation
    @Founder_of_the_SCP_Foundation 3 місяці тому +8

    0:01 not even one second in and we’re already lying

  • @brodyerrington3572
    @brodyerrington3572 8 місяців тому +21

    We shall retake Jerusalem

  • @Tessicaria
    @Tessicaria 7 місяців тому +3

    This video is the origin story for a fanatic militarist and religious empire in Stellaris.

  • @skudrinskis
    @skudrinskis 8 місяців тому +14

    44:39 aah yes, who doesn't like Japanese Uppsala

  • @mellowpunk9442
    @mellowpunk9442 7 місяців тому +3

    Brother saw the Taiping rebellion and went "that shit was gas"

  • @tomwithatophat6457
    @tomwithatophat6457 8 місяців тому +4

    It's 2 am and I don't know if I should watch the video entirely or finally get some sleep

  • @Silentleaf228
    @Silentleaf228 8 місяців тому +8

    I can't wait until kleaper plays total warhammer 3 as the ogres

  • @alexanderkraev6331
    @alexanderkraev6331 8 місяців тому +8

    Bruh. Kleaper really tried to make this game look not as boring as it is. But its still obvious. Like every chaos event is basically: pay up or something bad is going to happen. Esthetics of the game are mega generic and not appealing. Battles do not require much thinking at all. Just gather army with bigger number and you win. The only interesting part is the age progression. But I dont think its redeeming enough.

  • @bPOTATO
    @bPOTATO 8 місяців тому +9

    37:31 agnosticism means that they don't know if god exists or not

  • @InfamousDucks
    @InfamousDucks 8 місяців тому +5

    Thank god the crusades are back we needed more remakes

  • @dragutintheslav-veliki790
    @dragutintheslav-veliki790 8 місяців тому +3

    I was just now done rewatching Victoria 3 and oh my, thank youuuuuu!

  • @florians9949
    @florians9949 8 місяців тому +5

    People on the second continent: ah, we are living such a peacefull life. I can’t see anything ruining it.
    The chinese: DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!

    • @GNerdful
      @GNerdful 8 місяців тому

      more like 如神所愿

  • @rowanholloway4691
    @rowanholloway4691 8 місяців тому +3

    42:22 you don't need to research horses when the horse also believe in the rightful cause!

  • @jackjazzhands2357
    @jackjazzhands2357 8 місяців тому +3

    That was very fun to watch, would ne nice to see more paths of the game. :)

  • @CptGraceStar
    @CptGraceStar 8 місяців тому +3

    Between this and Humankind I'm super excited to see how civ 7 adapts to the competition

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn 8 місяців тому +2

      Awfully optimistic of you to expect a Civ 7

    • @Gilga_bro
      @Gilga_bro 5 місяців тому

      @@panther-nk2hnthe trailer is out

  • @The-PWW
    @The-PWW 8 місяців тому +3

    2:43 This is why Stellaris ground combat is just circles

  • @park5782
    @park5782 8 місяців тому +15

    Paradox doesn’t even look like it puts any work into making the civ games better, what about humankind is that just forgotten?

    • @CatLover-gk8uu
      @CatLover-gk8uu 8 місяців тому +2

      Paradox is the publisher not the developer.

  • @FunkyMonkeyI
    @FunkyMonkeyI 8 місяців тому +3

    Civilization VII looking good.

  • @vlr4631
    @vlr4631 7 місяців тому

    I like how much explaining you incorporated into this fun playthrough!

  • @theminecraft4202
    @theminecraft4202 8 місяців тому +2

    Kleaper's mortgage will one day also be sponsored by Paradox

  • @QuantumBeard
    @QuantumBeard 8 місяців тому +14

    Honey, wake up, Kleaper uploaded!
    _We both work 3rd shift the joke works_

  • @RedGreekWolf
    @RedGreekWolf 8 місяців тому +34

    Jesus Christ those graphics holy fuck

    • @The_craft3r
      @The_craft3r 8 місяців тому +23

      Yeah the graphics choice for the game is interesting to say the least

    • @PrinceJester-eg9mo
      @PrinceJester-eg9mo 8 місяців тому

      Valheim: :|

    • @ballendorf
      @ballendorf 7 місяців тому

      @@PrinceJester-eg9mo Meaning? Personally I have always thought that Valheim looks fantastic.

    • @PrinceJester-eg9mo
      @PrinceJester-eg9mo 7 місяців тому

      @@ballendorf A games quality isnt dictated by just graphics my guy. This game also looks good in art style

    • @ballendorf
      @ballendorf 7 місяців тому

      @@PrinceJester-eg9mo Oh I'm fully aware. Your comment just made it sound like you thought Valheim had bad graphics, and I was confused.

  • @itsmystory5151
    @itsmystory5151 8 місяців тому +1

    22:04 that "oh no" getting cut off really made me giggle

  • @sebastiangibson9671
    @sebastiangibson9671 8 місяців тому +1

    a really good video to upload in the same week of good friday

  • @KarlDRG
    @KarlDRG 8 місяців тому +3

    Ok black templar, chill out a little. You don't need to crusade FOREVER.

  • @bonniedan123mc
    @bonniedan123mc 8 місяців тому +1

    As the game went on, the strategy increasingly resembled Byzantium in Civ6 XD

  • @niceofgames
    @niceofgames 8 місяців тому +2

    Ah yes, how the Imperium of Man began.

  • @mycookiehasnoname
    @mycookiehasnoname 8 місяців тому +6

    Very cool, thanks

  • @Soken50
    @Soken50 8 місяців тому

    -What will it take for you to go home ?
    -Everything under my gaze is home

  • @arcanistthesonofianite249
    @arcanistthesonofianite249 8 місяців тому +2

    Another wonderful Kleaper video

  • @SR_73
    @SR_73 8 місяців тому +3

    China : SON, WE NEED TO CONQUER AMERICA FOR OUR LORD

  • @krausercruz2780
    @krausercruz2780 8 місяців тому +3

    Chinese mythology, but i read it on google translate during a Christian sermon

  • @Closer2Zero
    @Closer2Zero 7 місяців тому +3

    Good God they turned Civ into hoi4

  • @static1052
    @static1052 8 місяців тому +1

    24:23 Spice Merchants 'we can try and create our Dune empire of our dreams', proceeds to launch holy war on entire world instead (Lore Accurate Muad'Dib empire)

  • @Wolfheart-5262
    @Wolfheart-5262 8 місяців тому +1

    Now we just need to see this versus spiff‘s unlimited raiders paired with crossbows

  • @beoweasel
    @beoweasel 8 місяців тому +1

    Kleeper channeling his inner Hong Xiuquan.

  • @motokuchoma
    @motokuchoma 8 місяців тому +2

    Most historically accurate christian playthrough

  • @theroguenetwork1083
    @theroguenetwork1083 2 місяці тому

    Greece: "Ah, what a nice day on the bea-Why do I hear Power Wolf and Sabaton in the distance?"

  • @notimportant2605
    @notimportant2605 8 місяців тому +2

    Ah yes, China! I heard that the brother of Jesus Christ himself was born there.

  • @austinw.7008
    @austinw.7008 8 місяців тому +8

    i wait for these

  • @arepupu
    @arepupu 8 місяців тому +3

    This was great, laughed a lot :)

  • @crissagram
    @crissagram 8 місяців тому +4

    Nobody expects the Chinese Inquisition!!!...

  • @DakkaScrappa
    @DakkaScrappa 8 місяців тому +2

    now we need total warhammer 3
    AS THE BDSM ENTHUSIATES WHO FORGOT THE SAFE WORD

  • @LupozGamingNetwork
    @LupozGamingNetwork 6 місяців тому +1

    as a christian, i can confirm that i break down solid stone walls using the power of the holy spirit

  • @Александр-ц8к3о
    @Александр-ц8к3о 8 місяців тому +1

    well
    now we know HOW EXACTLY crusaders conquer Constantinople

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и 8 місяців тому +2

    Well now I see the idea of this game

  • @void_c4439
    @void_c4439 8 місяців тому +3

    Bros doing God's work

  • @mentalshatter
    @mentalshatter 26 днів тому

    19:23 🦅🦅🦅No, YOU started it by (possibly) having WMD's. We HAD to declare war, don't you see? 🦅🦅🦅

  • @xanderberry8439
    @xanderberry8439 8 місяців тому +1

    I would definitely like a second video if you are yp to it, that weird cube has something about it im sure!

  • @thesaviorofsouls5210
    @thesaviorofsouls5210 8 місяців тому +2

    Dear god the combat screen...it just has to be better in like every way. How was that ecceptable to begin with?

  • @BloodyMistGeneral
    @BloodyMistGeneral 8 місяців тому +5

    @22:05 Kleaper is confirmed to have started Covid.

  • @Tom-oj7si
    @Tom-oj7si 8 місяців тому +1

    This is the ideal life. God punishes us because we tolerate heretics

  • @giorgospapoutsakis5271
    @giorgospapoutsakis5271 8 місяців тому

    A game where Chinese Christians go on a crusade against a medieval version of the USA,this is so cursed, I love it

  • @artraroth
    @artraroth 8 місяців тому +1

    That "... Oh no..." Is funny

  • @thediethrower1803
    @thediethrower1803 8 місяців тому +1

    Kepler is roleplaying as that one Chinese Guy who thought he was Jesus's Brother.

  • @meliodasgloom1818
    @meliodasgloom1818 8 місяців тому +1

    This entire playthrough could be summed up with "I love peace; & I don't care how many Men, Women, or Children I have to kill to do it.

  • @modelsnstuffreveiws6628
    @modelsnstuffreveiws6628 7 місяців тому +2

    It seems cool, but it looks uh, a little rough.

  • @FunkyMonkeyI
    @FunkyMonkeyI 8 місяців тому +1

    The God Emperor protects.

  • @wicke-osama9955
    @wicke-osama9955 8 місяців тому +2

    I’d love to see a Kleaper video about Payday 2.

  • @thatponybro6940
    @thatponybro6940 8 місяців тому +2

    this video must bring in massive Social Credit score

  • @iatemyshoe.617
    @iatemyshoe.617 8 місяців тому

    I fell asleep during this video and woke up 10 hours later due to fever dreams it caused me.

  • @shadowjezzter
    @shadowjezzter 5 місяців тому

    Imagine playing this with some friends, and one of em does this mad dash strategy, you see it coming, start panicking as suddenly bam, all your people are mad there is no religion.

  • @Totally_not_alpharius
    @Totally_not_alpharius 8 місяців тому +1

    My god bless the taiping heavenly kingdom

  • @trashboat2990
    @trashboat2990 8 місяців тому

    Game devs can’t even release games nowadays without Kleaper breaking them

  • @DerMedivh
    @DerMedivh 8 місяців тому +1

    This is chinese Millennia, blade of Michela. And it has never known defeat.