Building an Empire with Poverty in Victoria 3

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2023
  • Homeless? Why don't you just get a house.
    Victoria 3 is FREE to play from Nov 16th-20th: play.victoria3game.com/Kleaper
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  • @antikleaper
    @antikleaper  7 місяців тому +193

    Victoria 3 is FREE to play from Nov 16th-20th: play.victoria3game.com/Kleaper

    • @ARealLifePerson
      @ARealLifePerson 7 місяців тому +5

      We love poverty

    • @bell4134
      @bell4134 7 місяців тому +1

      I'm 15 minutes early, how's it going kleaper

    • @DukarioBerlzec6
      @DukarioBerlzec6 7 місяців тому

      Poverty thanx

    • @DukarioBerlzec6
      @DukarioBerlzec6 7 місяців тому

      I'm a Tecnocrat and crusader

    • @GeorgeNeate
      @GeorgeNeate 7 місяців тому +5

      I cant find how to play it free. I'm in the UK so is it region locked or it has not gone live yet? please help, thanks :)

  • @zsomboregri758
    @zsomboregri758 7 місяців тому +1347

    Love that almost every major political power looked at Kleaper and went "That's the one"

    • @ZephrymWOW
      @ZephrymWOW 7 місяців тому +100

      Anti-player AI at its "finest"

    • @AtomicBlastPony
      @AtomicBlastPony 7 місяців тому +58

      ​@@ZephrymWOWI mean, they do that to other minor nations at random as well, you just don't get notified unless you have a declared interest everywhere

    • @nickkelly3105
      @nickkelly3105 6 місяців тому +1

      @@AtomicBlastPonyBrfj

    • @Spaceghost12
      @Spaceghost12 2 місяці тому +2

      They're just like he's got that dog in him

    • @RhysCallinan-bv1wi
      @RhysCallinan-bv1wi Місяць тому

      Even America despite having a war with them.

  • @simplythecat4068
    @simplythecat4068 7 місяців тому +938

    Kleaper banishing half of the world into brazil just to turn the entire campaign into a battle royale world war over a single continent

    • @Mr.Mister96
      @Mr.Mister96 6 місяців тому +6

      Hundreds of likes but not a single comment 🧐

    • @AleksKieca
      @AleksKieca 3 місяці тому +3

      763 likes but a single reply? Let’s fix that.

  • @lollypopalopicus-jm6co
    @lollypopalopicus-jm6co 7 місяців тому +201

    In fairness.
    Coca-cola also has deathsquads in Africa.
    They're an international company after all.

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 7 місяців тому +572

    Judging from real history, the US probably wanted to make the Panama canal and thought helping brazil conquer you could be cheaper then paying you to kake the canal.
    Which also explains why they dipped out so fast, you were too expensive to conquer and Brazil kinda sucked as an ally.

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 7 місяців тому +54

      Yeah that checks out

    • @Darthwgamer
      @Darthwgamer 6 місяців тому +51

      Yeah sounds like America

    • @SIRUNOWN
      @SIRUNOWN 5 місяців тому +36

      Also why they immediately started sucking up and bankrolling afterwards "aye no hard feelings, now we had this idea..." lol

    • @xanniethefroggo3541
      @xanniethefroggo3541 5 місяців тому +3

      Makes sense

    • @smartchango1546
      @smartchango1546 4 дні тому +1

      And the world war must not have been cheap either

  • @maxrlx5467
    @maxrlx5467 7 місяців тому +677

    "The radical party but with industrialists"
    So... the adeptus mechanicus

    • @attemptedunkindness3632
      @attemptedunkindness3632 7 місяців тому +58

      Only flesh falters.

    • @schadiel-ghorayeb479
      @schadiel-ghorayeb479 6 місяців тому +14

      i smell heresey....

    • @LanderKoenig
      @LanderKoenig 6 місяців тому +10

      *intense toaster screeches can be heard in the distance*

    • @victorcharles27
      @victorcharles27 6 місяців тому +3

      YES😅

    • @k1n9_
      @k1n9_ 3 місяці тому +6

      "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me"

  • @nicolasahner
    @nicolasahner 7 місяців тому +137

    9:31 "Their entire military is made of one guy on a horse and one dude with a sword" got me

    • @xantishayde-walker4593
      @xantishayde-walker4593 3 місяці тому +4

      Yeah and to think that before the war even started, Kleaper's troops were just shooting at them for fun.
      "Oh, we're not worried about the Geneva Convention, it's just a bit of harmless fun." Says the soldier.
      Proceeds to shoot dude's ear off and laugh at him while he panics, trying to stop the bleeding.
      "I'm sure he'll be fine.!"

  • @Rd_Baron
    @Rd_Baron 7 місяців тому +117

    I gotta pity the people in that universe that had to study about the great war of the 1800s where a coalition between Gran Granada, Great Britain, And Russia went up againts the Brazilians, and Americans

  • @edtheminecraftian
    @edtheminecraftian 7 місяців тому +77

    "How is it our fault? Have they tried being less poor?"
    Sums up the Tories perfectly lol

  • @semibreve
    @semibreve 7 місяців тому +163

    Russia coming in with the huge army really feels like calling in the big brother to settle a playground dispute

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 6 місяців тому +4

      For a random port, no less. Deja-vu anyone?

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 6 місяців тому +28

    My man created World War Granda by letting himself be targeted by ÜberBrazil and sending out a "Brazil says they're gonna kick your ass" to a decent portion of the world powers like it was a grade-school ambush

  • @nestormakhno9266
    @nestormakhno9266 7 місяців тому +168

    I do wish they used the battle system to simulate guerrilla war, that way even if taking Costa Rica was easy it would be hard to integrate because you would have to fight guys in the middle of the jungle. It would make wars way more interesting

  • @smr.I
    @smr.I 7 місяців тому +276

    Welcome to South America, the land of culture, cuisine and soccer players! - *Proceeds to show a portuguesas player as an example* 😂

  • @nicolasgelinski3097
    @nicolasgelinski3097 7 місяців тому +19

    I am Brazilian, and cool fact, the north of Brazil (where is Colombia south part) is Acre, that was given to prevent Colombia to join the Paraguai war and in the future as the first WW was almost at it end we bought it to extract the latex from the trees, the payment was 30k libras esterlinas and the construction of a roadway, but as we searched for the latex tree Colombia had made the worst kind of extraction of latex, the one that kills the tree, so we bought a big lot of earth that was originally from us, but as a “vengeance” we didint build all the railroad, only 80km of it

  • @CultofScaro
    @CultofScaro 7 місяців тому +391

    Dude you have got to play horror like Barotrauma. Please. We need a series.

    • @Ninjasaucetoothbrush
      @Ninjasaucetoothbrush 7 місяців тому +37

      I think he already did, it was goofy

    • @Sparkhead-77
      @Sparkhead-77 7 місяців тому +45

      He should play Lethal Company with Reggie, Rarr, and Trupen

    • @alejandronieto4212
      @alejandronieto4212 7 місяців тому +15

      We had one barotrauma vid from both kleaper and reggie about a team match they did.
      We could always use more, but let the man cook :3

    • @yeetmaster4877
      @yeetmaster4877 7 місяців тому

      More barotrauma with Reggie specifically

    • @Professionallyinsane
      @Professionallyinsane 7 місяців тому +1

      @@thelonelyghost1634dude he also posted it

  • @Tomas-pc2js
    @Tomas-pc2js 7 місяців тому +50

    When he plays any game... He makes the world...just... WAR

  • @danilooliveira6580
    @danilooliveira6580 7 місяців тому +20

    ok, that is cool. Angola Janga (or small angola) is basically the local name for the Quilombo dos Palmares. Quilombo is the name given to a independent community of escaped slaves. Palmares' Quilombo was also the first republic in Brazil. so with your war you not just forced Brazil to end slavery but also gave the oldest Brazilian state to the freed slaves to create their own independent state. and you didn't even realize it LOL

  • @theomnisiah4298
    @theomnisiah4298 7 місяців тому +27

    Man with the amount of videos he's pumping out I'm surprised he isn't just a husk of a human being right now

  • @JoshGolus
    @JoshGolus 7 місяців тому +10

    In the grim darkness of Kleaper's strategy game library, there is only war

  • @drvp_3477
    @drvp_3477 6 місяців тому +4

    Welcome to south america
    "The world of footieplayers"
    shows ronaldo: i guess he plays for a nation in south america now

  • @Ryxbar
    @Ryxbar 7 місяців тому +8

    As someone who doesn't play grand strategy games, I really appreciate how you explain what's happening as you go ^.^ Great stuff, you

  • @cthuihu53
    @cthuihu53 7 місяців тому +42

    Would love to see him and Reggie play full game with a bunch of viewers

  • @ravipedroza2034
    @ravipedroza2034 7 місяців тому +4

    3:25 I love how this was entirely historically accurate

  • @thegame5017
    @thegame5017 7 місяців тому +9

    When you lift untold millions out of poverty by lowering the poverty line 👍

  • @BananaDolphino
    @BananaDolphino 7 місяців тому +4

    14:26 man, france instantly abandoning venezuela is so realistic it's scary, that's a well made AI

  • @Phoenix-wh2bn
    @Phoenix-wh2bn 5 місяців тому +3

    "... Soccer player"
    Every South American : you said what?

  • @dylanwillmon5672
    @dylanwillmon5672 7 місяців тому +4

    The best part of the provinces you liberated is that they are the most populated parts, so those will probably get to be more rich than Brazil proper

  • @picholasido155
    @picholasido155 7 місяців тому +8

    I was not expecting some Vicky 3 but I am HERE for it

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 7 місяців тому +4

    "Especially given we only have muskets."
    ONLY muskets?
    Don't underestimate muskets.

  • @lawden210
    @lawden210 6 місяців тому +2

    The segment of the war with Brazil is golden alone.

  • @ColnNick
    @ColnNick 7 місяців тому +4

    I dont know whats funnier - you knowing who Cristiano Ronaldo is, and the fact that he's the GOAT from PORTUGAL, or, you not knowing that and just going for a latino looking football man. Either way, hilarious!

  • @arcanistthesonofianite249
    @arcanistthesonofianite249 7 місяців тому +9

    Man, we are eating well in Grim Kleaper content this month

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 6 місяців тому +2

    America: *pulls out of the war, everything they did collapses immediately, and they get nothing but death*
    Also America: Damn, that was savage as fuck, you alright, have some cash

  • @upi556
    @upi556 7 місяців тому +9

    Thanks man your videos make my day better

  • @FrontRunnahz
    @FrontRunnahz 7 місяців тому +8

    Lord kleaper has blessed us with another video

  • @Ninjasaucetoothbrush
    @Ninjasaucetoothbrush 7 місяців тому +6

    The chaos Kleaper awakes!

  • @MCLefka
    @MCLefka Місяць тому +2

    Even though these games are glorified excel spreadsheets, it's always glorious hearing "American Bourgeois" being uttered.

    • @MohRidha-ko9uv
      @MohRidha-ko9uv Місяць тому +1

      No it’s an excel sheet with a map

  • @emperorpalpatine5488
    @emperorpalpatine5488 7 місяців тому +9

    Damn his videos always make me happy

  • @wtr4
    @wtr4 7 місяців тому +3

    A kleaper video a day keeps (some of) the monsters at bay

  • @Sunshatterer
    @Sunshatterer 7 місяців тому

    Man glad you’re posting you’re my favorite UA-camr

  • @Muncherino
    @Muncherino 7 місяців тому +1

    1:39 ARGENTINA REFERENCE LETS GOOOOO

  • @Remagenify
    @Remagenify 6 місяців тому +1

    Declares war on Venezuela
    France has joined the channel
    France has left the channel
    USA has joined the channel
    USA has left the channel

  • @PHneverwhere
    @PHneverwhere 6 місяців тому +1

    You took the "please com to brazil" meme into a interesting way

  • @yoimsecond
    @yoimsecond 7 місяців тому +2

    i did not expect you to play this but i enjoyed it

  • @user-xe7gm4jt5l
    @user-xe7gm4jt5l 7 місяців тому +19

    Great job man u a great UA-camr keep it up😊

  • @randomguywholikesstuff6536
    @randomguywholikesstuff6536 7 місяців тому +1

    3:08 I can confirm that Mexico got Texas back

  • @lavaavalon
    @lavaavalon 7 місяців тому +3

    he started ww1 in the victorian era, in south America

  • @waldonuclearain2394
    @waldonuclearain2394 7 місяців тому +1

    Yo, rarr and Kleaper unloaded on the same day most be the day of reckoning

  • @JohnDoe-wd2tv
    @JohnDoe-wd2tv 7 місяців тому

    Dude I love this content keep posting this stuff 😁

  • @mystical_5676
    @mystical_5676 7 місяців тому

    I like how good things happen randomly

  • @Haru-spicy
    @Haru-spicy 7 місяців тому +1

    my man started the Cold War proxy conflicts 100 years early

  • @docterbirb
    @docterbirb 7 місяців тому

    Keep up the work man this is 🔥

  • @samplom7528
    @samplom7528 7 місяців тому

    Just got home from school. Best timing ever.

  • @drducky7461
    @drducky7461 7 місяців тому +1

    Loving the content. Yippee for the new video

  • @potatoe_man3090
    @potatoe_man3090 7 місяців тому +4

    I wanna see kleaper play a VR horror game :3

  • @Shiftin_
    @Shiftin_ 7 місяців тому

    "They seem to be aight, wars aren't all that bad." -The World at Kleap

  • @manuelorozco7970
    @manuelorozco7970 7 місяців тому +1

    I am Colombian people and your memes is just the Colombia modern era

  • @grayrook8637
    @grayrook8637 7 місяців тому +1

    Ya know at this point Kleaper should have a t-shirt/bumper sticker/tramp stamp that reads "Ask me about my totalitarian regime."

  • @silasplague5113
    @silasplague5113 7 місяців тому

    Absolutely love your videos

  • @lolsacchi
    @lolsacchi 7 місяців тому

    look honey antikleaper just dropped another banger video

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 7 місяців тому +2

    Absolutely Historically correct

  • @thepny_chasseur_de_tricera5361
    @thepny_chasseur_de_tricera5361 4 місяці тому +3

    The fact that you used Cristiano Ronaldo pic to represent South America Football 💀

  • @waffle-waffle5416
    @waffle-waffle5416 3 місяці тому

    19th Century Russia and Britain joining hands to help New Granada/Colombia against Brazil, that's just absurd alternate history

  • @gwnhenk7787
    @gwnhenk7787 7 місяців тому

    Kleaper dont miss fr fr

  • @Balevolt
    @Balevolt 7 місяців тому +1

    Casually starts WW1 dozens of years early

  • @ARealLifePerson
    @ARealLifePerson 7 місяців тому +5

    I love poverty

    • @247s7
      @247s7 7 місяців тому +2

      I second this

  • @Hysteriaa_
    @Hysteriaa_ 7 місяців тому +7

    Wait, wait a second... Cristiano Ronaldo as a Southamerican player???? 😂

    • @Buzzardonic
      @Buzzardonic 7 місяців тому

      The ultimate irony is that he's wearing the Portugese international kit in the picture XD

  • @carnotauroofthebrood3274
    @carnotauroofthebrood3274 7 місяців тому

    Kleaper just started ww 0.5 dragging the 3 biggest powers to fight for a bunch of forest and plummeting brazil into disarray

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 6 місяців тому +1

    Lmao, both France and the US: "sir, there's been an invasion of Venezuela"
    "By God, we must support them!"
    "But sir, we already support their invaders"
    "Mmm, yes, a problem indeed... Perhaps we DON'T support Venezuela."

  • @toothpasteman3400
    @toothpasteman3400 7 місяців тому

    0:06 don't forget Nestle too!

  • @torylva
    @torylva 7 місяців тому +2

    I did not think I'd hear the phrase "Colombian Coca Cola Death Squads" today.
    But here we are.
    Boy what a time to be alive...
    I wish I wasn't.

    • @tomastobonjaramillo1092
      @tomastobonjaramillo1092 7 місяців тому

      y'know, my country has its fair share of weird experiences 🇨🇴🇨🇴

  • @Star_Dynamo
    @Star_Dynamo 7 місяців тому +1

    As a brazilian, I would support dictator Kleaper.

  • @Obsdragon
    @Obsdragon 7 місяців тому +3

    Man, a main channel and an Anti-Kleaper video on the same day? Almost a perfect day right there!

  • @smokefire3
    @smokefire3 6 місяців тому +1

    watching the Russian divisions move and all that was in my head was the Soviet March theme from Red alert 3.

    • @JimboTheEngineer
      @JimboTheEngineer 3 місяці тому

      Same here! I died when he said “Oh my god Russia ended it’s war!” 🤣🤣

  • @jordanfrederick3934
    @jordanfrederick3934 7 місяців тому

    i simply refuse to believe that kleaper has posted 2 videos in a single week

  • @nikigoturspine7478
    @nikigoturspine7478 7 місяців тому

    I literrally just moved to brazil and here i am watching you destroy it.

  • @berkaltuglu8140
    @berkaltuglu8140 5 місяців тому +1

    Victoria 3! Build your empire! (Money not included)

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 7 місяців тому +1

    "Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here... Oh if it isn't the Catholic Church!"

  • @deusmortis9751
    @deusmortis9751 7 місяців тому

    Gods i love kleaper videos when i have the shits

  • @LT_Aegis
    @LT_Aegis 6 місяців тому

    14:30
    Wow! Just like in real life! :'D

  • @majb8632
    @majb8632 6 місяців тому +1

    As a Venezuelan, everyone backing out is pretty valid and real

  • @DJVideso
    @DJVideso 6 місяців тому

    25:41 Bro casually lost land to great britian with no explanation

  • @ArthurMWT-lx8od
    @ArthurMWT-lx8od 7 місяців тому

    Yes! Victoria 3 and hoi4 is my main stategy games!

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 6 місяців тому

    Lore of Building an Empire with Poverty in Victoria 3 momentum 100

  • @LordSesshaku
    @LordSesshaku 7 місяців тому +1

    South America--->"SOCCER"--->Cristiano Ronaldo
    The whole thing was perfectly designed in a NASA lab to infuriate both south americans and europeans at the same time.

  • @enzomanfredi2742
    @enzomanfredi2742 7 місяців тому +2

    as I brazilian, I support this action

  • @manatipowa
    @manatipowa 2 місяці тому

    0:07 As a colombian myself....
    Coca Cola the paramilitary group was one i did NOT hear about... but now that I did I cant stop laughing, I think im going to die and Is not even the 10 second mark in the video please help.
    Edit: Seeing the video, god I hope we could get La Gran Colombia back, like unironically it would be the greatest thing.

  • @viralata2907
    @viralata2907 7 місяців тому +1

    As a brazilian who always watch your videos I'm felling disguested right now, extremely offended...
    Great video 10/10

  • @MrGasman4
    @MrGasman4 7 місяців тому

    I love how this is just the “negative” version of Max0rs video

  • @matheusexpedito4577
    @matheusexpedito4577 7 місяців тому

    Kleaper, you made it to South america, congrstulations, good luck leaving brazil now

  • @eldunae922
    @eldunae922 7 місяців тому +1

    Cyrus Coffe is the only man who can oppose british Tea based imperialism.

  • @RusTheDrunkenDragon
    @RusTheDrunkenDragon 7 місяців тому

    Episode 2? We wanna see Colombia be the new world power 😂

  • @thesrow1056
    @thesrow1056 7 місяців тому

    And that was how new America was founded 😂

  • @ibreezy4809
    @ibreezy4809 6 місяців тому

    “South America land of soccer players” *inserts Cristiano Ronaldo* (Portuguese player)

  • @miguelabedejos7519
    @miguelabedejos7519 7 місяців тому +1

    No way, there’s a coke cola before the video starts

  • @apollyon5647
    @apollyon5647 6 місяців тому

    As a Colombian I am very happy seeing this video.

  • @badecisionsbyme
    @badecisionsbyme 7 місяців тому +1

    I can see my house from here

  • @1mm258
    @1mm258 2 місяці тому

    In my language granada means grenade, this makes me happy

  • @batataebom1647
    @batataebom1647 7 місяців тому +1

    Aeeeeee a gente foi mencionado,além do mais,fuscão top,tem 2 cavalo de potência extra
    Editado:Parece que o Rio Grande ganhou na guerra farroupilha já que tá separado do Brasil
    Editado 2:puts,perdemo

  • @hybridcoffee9899
    @hybridcoffee9899 7 місяців тому

    South America: “shows A Portuguese football player”