Yeah and to think that before the war even started, Kleaper's troops were just shooting at them for fun. "Oh, we're not worried about the Geneva Convention, it's just a bit of harmless fun." Says the soldier. Proceeds to shoot dude's ear off and laugh at him while he panics, trying to stop the bleeding. "I'm sure he'll be fine.!"
My man created World War Granda by letting himself be targeted by ÜberBrazil and sending out a "Brazil says they're gonna kick your ass" to a decent portion of the world powers like it was a grade-school ambush
I gotta pity the people in that universe that had to study about the great war of the 1800s where a coalition between Gran Granada, Great Britain, And Russia went up againts the Brazilians, and Americans
Judging from real history, the US probably wanted to make the Panama canal and thought helping brazil conquer you could be cheaper then paying you to kake the canal. Which also explains why they dipped out so fast, you were too expensive to conquer and Brazil kinda sucked as an ally.
I am Brazilian, and cool fact, the north of Brazil (where is Colombia south part) is Acre, that was given to prevent Colombia to join the Paraguai war and in the future as the first WW was almost at it end we bought it to extract the latex from the trees, the payment was 30k libras esterlinas and the construction of a roadway, but as we searched for the latex tree Colombia had made the worst kind of extraction of latex, the one that kills the tree, so we bought a big lot of earth that was originally from us, but as a “vengeance” we didint build all the railroad, only 80km of it
I do wish they used the battle system to simulate guerrilla war, that way even if taking Costa Rica was easy it would be hard to integrate because you would have to fight guys in the middle of the jungle. It would make wars way more interesting
ok, that is cool. Angola Janga (or small angola) is basically the local name for the Quilombo dos Palmares. Quilombo is the name given to a independent community of escaped slaves. Palmares' Quilombo was also the first republic in Brazil. so with your war you not just forced Brazil to end slavery but also gave the oldest Brazilian state to the freed slaves to create their own independent state. and you didn't even realize it LOL
America: *pulls out of the war, everything they did collapses immediately, and they get nothing but death* Also America: Damn, that was savage as fuck, you alright, have some cash
I dont know whats funnier - you knowing who Cristiano Ronaldo is, and the fact that he's the GOAT from PORTUGAL, or, you not knowing that and just going for a latino looking football man. Either way, hilarious!
21:10 is a good example of the flaws in the AI and combat as a whole. USA had the much easier option to come in from the North of your country as a Naval landing in Costa Rica, which would have split you across two fronts, away from your allies and quickly gone on the offensive to take your capital and knock you out of the war. Instead it clicked "offensive" on a front in the Amazon where its ally was, but that shouldn't have any supply (certainly not enough for hundreds of thousands of men) and everything just stacks onto it with no real tactics. It doesn't matter who has naval supremacy, it doesn't matter that your allies might be better positioned, everyone just zerg rushes one point with all their armies. All because there's basically no penalty for being out of supply and no problem having 100k vs 100k battles (larger than the battle of Waterloo) deep in the Amazon rainforest... Had the AI been smart then Russia would have done a Naval landing to take it's treaty port and left some forces to defend there, and then dumped the rest of its forces on you Southern border with Brazil, while the UK would have dealt with a small force to defend your Northern border, and used its Navy to cut off all enemy reinforcements and then do various Naval landings to threaten their capitals when they go to a front line. We're in 2023 but AI in video games, especially Grand Strategy, just never seems to have improved from 2003, it is still making the same simple thought processes of immediate solution rather than any discernable tactical or strategic decisions, which is a problem in a game about strategy where the whole point is being challenged by other nations. We've just accepted developers copy and pasting the same old AI for years and years rather than any money or effort going into developing the core part of what makes the game fun, in favour of them spending solely on graphical improvements every 10 years.
Lmao, both France and the US: "sir, there's been an invasion of Venezuela" "By God, we must support them!" "But sir, we already support their invaders" "Mmm, yes, a problem indeed... Perhaps we DON'T support Venezuela."
South America throwing of the shackles of european colonialism only to directly fall into military dictatorship. I wasn't expecting the game to be THAT realistic.
0:07 As a colombian myself.... Coca Cola the paramilitary group was one i did NOT hear about... but now that I did I cant stop laughing, I think im going to die and Is not even the 10 second mark in the video please help. Edit: Seeing the video, god I hope we could get La Gran Colombia back, like unironically it would be the greatest thing.
South America--->"SOCCER"--->Cristiano Ronaldo The whole thing was perfectly designed in a NASA lab to infuriate both south americans and europeans at the same time.
Aeeeeee a gente foi mencionado,além do mais,fuscão top,tem 2 cavalo de potência extra Editado:Parece que o Rio Grande ganhou na guerra farroupilha já que tá separado do Brasil Editado 2:puts,perdemo
As a brazilian i always Love when Who is not from south america talks about here, he says soccers players and put a picture of cristiano ronaldo who is from europe, after he says cullinarie and put a taco what is from mexico who are in north america Like wtf?
Victoria 3 is FREE to play from Nov 16th-20th: play.victoria3game.com/Kleaper
We love poverty
I'm 15 minutes early, how's it going kleaper
Poverty thanx
I'm a Tecnocrat and crusader
I cant find how to play it free. I'm in the UK so is it region locked or it has not gone live yet? please help, thanks :)
Love that almost every major political power looked at Kleaper and went "That's the one"
Anti-player AI at its "finest"
@@ZephrymWOWI mean, they do that to other minor nations at random as well, you just don't get notified unless you have a declared interest everywhere
@@AtomicBlastPonyBrfj
They're just like he's got that dog in him
Even America despite having a war with them.
Kleaper banishing half of the world into brazil just to turn the entire campaign into a battle royale world war over a single continent
Hundreds of likes but not a single comment 🧐
763 likes but a single reply? Let’s fix that.
1k likes and 2 comments? Lemme fix that... it feels so evil, I LOVE IT!
In fairness.
Coca-cola also has deathsquads in Africa.
They're an international company after all.
"The radical party but with industrialists"
So... the adeptus mechanicus
Only flesh falters.
i smell heresey....
*intense toaster screeches can be heard in the distance*
YES😅
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me"
9:31 "Their entire military is made of one guy on a horse and one dude with a sword" got me
Yeah and to think that before the war even started, Kleaper's troops were just shooting at them for fun.
"Oh, we're not worried about the Geneva Convention, it's just a bit of harmless fun." Says the soldier.
Proceeds to shoot dude's ear off and laugh at him while he panics, trying to stop the bleeding.
"I'm sure he'll be fine.!"
My man created World War Granda by letting himself be targeted by ÜberBrazil and sending out a "Brazil says they're gonna kick your ass" to a decent portion of the world powers like it was a grade-school ambush
Russia coming in with the huge army really feels like calling in the big brother to settle a playground dispute
For a random port, no less. Deja-vu anyone?
I gotta pity the people in that universe that had to study about the great war of the 1800s where a coalition between Gran Granada, Great Britain, And Russia went up againts the Brazilians, and Americans
Don't, you had to learn about the Crimean War, and that one time a Swedish king toured Europe.
Judging from real history, the US probably wanted to make the Panama canal and thought helping brazil conquer you could be cheaper then paying you to kake the canal.
Which also explains why they dipped out so fast, you were too expensive to conquer and Brazil kinda sucked as an ally.
Yeah that checks out
Yeah sounds like America
Also why they immediately started sucking up and bankrolling afterwards "aye no hard feelings, now we had this idea..." lol
Makes sense
And the world war must not have been cheap either
"How is it our fault? Have they tried being less poor?"
Sums up the Tories perfectly lol
I am Brazilian, and cool fact, the north of Brazil (where is Colombia south part) is Acre, that was given to prevent Colombia to join the Paraguai war and in the future as the first WW was almost at it end we bought it to extract the latex from the trees, the payment was 30k libras esterlinas and the construction of a roadway, but as we searched for the latex tree Colombia had made the worst kind of extraction of latex, the one that kills the tree, so we bought a big lot of earth that was originally from us, but as a “vengeance” we didint build all the railroad, only 80km of it
Even though these games are glorified excel spreadsheets, it's always glorious hearing "American Bourgeois" being uttered.
No it’s an excel sheet with a map
I do wish they used the battle system to simulate guerrilla war, that way even if taking Costa Rica was easy it would be hard to integrate because you would have to fight guys in the middle of the jungle. It would make wars way more interesting
Welcome to South America, the land of culture, cuisine and soccer players! - *Proceeds to show a portuguesas player as an example* 😂
Wrong Ronaldo
Bro could have just shown Messi, but no.
@@nicholasomondi5508 Christiano Ronaldo is Portuguese. It’s other one that’s Brazilian.
fr
ok, that is cool. Angola Janga (or small angola) is basically the local name for the Quilombo dos Palmares. Quilombo is the name given to a independent community of escaped slaves. Palmares' Quilombo was also the first republic in Brazil. so with your war you not just forced Brazil to end slavery but also gave the oldest Brazilian state to the freed slaves to create their own independent state. and you didn't even realize it LOL
Dude you have got to play horror like Barotrauma. Please. We need a series.
I think he already did, it was goofy
He should play Lethal Company with Reggie, Rarr, and Trupen
We had one barotrauma vid from both kleaper and reggie about a team match they did.
We could always use more, but let the man cook :3
More barotrauma with Reggie specifically
@@thelonelyghost1634dude he also posted it
When he plays any game... He makes the world...just... WAR
America: *pulls out of the war, everything they did collapses immediately, and they get nothing but death*
Also America: Damn, that was savage as fuck, you alright, have some cash
As someone who doesn't play grand strategy games, I really appreciate how you explain what's happening as you go ^.^ Great stuff, you
In the grim darkness of Kleaper's strategy game library, there is only war
Man with the amount of videos he's pumping out I'm surprised he isn't just a husk of a human being right now
3:25 I love how this was entirely historically accurate
"Especially given we only have muskets."
ONLY muskets?
Don't underestimate muskets.
I dont know whats funnier - you knowing who Cristiano Ronaldo is, and the fact that he's the GOAT from PORTUGAL, or, you not knowing that and just going for a latino looking football man. Either way, hilarious!
"... Soccer player"
Every South American : you said what?
14:26 man, france instantly abandoning venezuela is so realistic it's scary, that's a well made AI
yeah it is just like today especially the usa abandoning
The best part of the provinces you liberated is that they are the most populated parts, so those will probably get to be more rich than Brazil proper
Would love to see him and Reggie play full game with a bunch of viewers
When you lift untold millions out of poverty by lowering the poverty line 👍
Welcome to south america
"The world of footieplayers"
shows ronaldo: i guess he plays for a nation in south america now
UK now starts with a "piss off Brazil" button and a debuff from Brazil having slavery. They are itching to fight Brazil
I was not expecting some Vicky 3 but I am HERE for it
Declares war on Venezuela
France has joined the channel
France has left the channel
USA has joined the channel
USA has left the channel
The segment of the war with Brazil is golden alone.
Man, we are eating well in Grim Kleaper content this month
19th Century Russia and Britain joining hands to help New Granada/Colombia against Brazil, that's just absurd alternate history
Thanks man your videos make my day better
Lord kleaper has blessed us with another video
You took the "please com to brazil" meme into a interesting way
25:41 Bro casually lost land to great britian with no explanation
The chaos Kleaper awakes!
21:10 is a good example of the flaws in the AI and combat as a whole.
USA had the much easier option to come in from the North of your country as a Naval landing in Costa Rica, which would have split you across two fronts, away from your allies and quickly gone on the offensive to take your capital and knock you out of the war.
Instead it clicked "offensive" on a front in the Amazon where its ally was, but that shouldn't have any supply (certainly not enough for hundreds of thousands of men) and everything just stacks onto it with no real tactics.
It doesn't matter who has naval supremacy, it doesn't matter that your allies might be better positioned, everyone just zerg rushes one point with all their armies. All because there's basically no penalty for being out of supply and no problem having 100k vs 100k battles (larger than the battle of Waterloo) deep in the Amazon rainforest...
Had the AI been smart then Russia would have done a Naval landing to take it's treaty port and left some forces to defend there, and then dumped the rest of its forces on you Southern border with Brazil, while the UK would have dealt with a small force to defend your Northern border, and used its Navy to cut off all enemy reinforcements and then do various Naval landings to threaten their capitals when they go to a front line.
We're in 2023 but AI in video games, especially Grand Strategy, just never seems to have improved from 2003, it is still making the same simple thought processes of immediate solution rather than any discernable tactical or strategic decisions, which is a problem in a game about strategy where the whole point is being challenged by other nations. We've just accepted developers copy and pasting the same old AI for years and years rather than any money or effort going into developing the core part of what makes the game fun, in favour of them spending solely on graphical improvements every 10 years.
3:08 I can confirm that Mexico got Texas back
I am Colombian people and your memes is just the Colombia modern era
1:39 ARGENTINA REFERENCE LETS GOOOOO
Lmao, both France and the US: "sir, there's been an invasion of Venezuela"
"By God, we must support them!"
"But sir, we already support their invaders"
"Mmm, yes, a problem indeed... Perhaps we DON'T support Venezuela."
my man started the Cold War proxy conflicts 100 years early
Great job man u a great UA-camr keep it up😊
The fact that you used Cristiano Ronaldo pic to represent South America Football 💀
Damn his videos always make me happy
Ya know at this point Kleaper should have a t-shirt/bumper sticker/tramp stamp that reads "Ask me about my totalitarian regime."
A kleaper video a day keeps (some of) the monsters at bay
This type of game is the exact reason why I love watching you play RTS games but also why I will never play an RTS game.
Man glad you’re posting you’re my favorite UA-camr
Yo, rarr and Kleaper unloaded on the same day most be the day of reckoning
watching the Russian divisions move and all that was in my head was the Soviet March theme from Red alert 3.
Same here! I died when he said “Oh my god Russia ended it’s war!” 🤣🤣
Victoria 3! Build your empire! (Money not included)
I did not think I'd hear the phrase "Colombian Coca Cola Death Squads" today.
But here we are.
Boy what a time to be alive...
I wish I wasn't.
y'know, my country has its fair share of weird experiences 🇨🇴🇨🇴
South America throwing of the shackles of european colonialism only to directly fall into military dictatorship.
I wasn't expecting the game to be THAT realistic.
"They seem to be aight, wars aren't all that bad." -The World at Kleap
0:07 As a colombian myself....
Coca Cola the paramilitary group was one i did NOT hear about... but now that I did I cant stop laughing, I think im going to die and Is not even the 10 second mark in the video please help.
Edit: Seeing the video, god I hope we could get La Gran Colombia back, like unironically it would be the greatest thing.
Man, a main channel and an Anti-Kleaper video on the same day? Almost a perfect day right there!
i did not expect you to play this but i enjoyed it
South America--->"SOCCER"--->Cristiano Ronaldo
The whole thing was perfectly designed in a NASA lab to infuriate both south americans and europeans at the same time.
Absolutely Historically correct
he started ww1 in the victorian era, in south America
Wait, wait a second... Cristiano Ronaldo as a Southamerican player???? 😂
The ultimate irony is that he's wearing the Portugese international kit in the picture XD
"Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here... Oh if it isn't the Catholic Church!"
"My goal is destroying Brazil"
Quickiest like I've ever gave to someone
Kleaper Accidentally-ing a world war is not even that surprising
look honey antikleaper just dropped another banger video
0:06 don't forget Nestle too!
Casually starts WW1 dozens of years early
Kleaper just started ww 0.5 dragging the 3 biggest powers to fight for a bunch of forest and plummeting brazil into disarray
As a brazilian, I would support dictator Kleaper.
As a brazilian who always watch your videos I'm felling disguested right now, extremely offended...
Great video 10/10
Why did he show ronaldo, a portugese footballer. When he was talking about south american things
Of all the players you picked the face of European football
I like how good things happen randomly
i simply refuse to believe that kleaper has posted 2 videos in a single week
Does the free to play thing only affect the us? Doesn't work for me.
As a Venezuelan, everyone backing out is pretty valid and real
Just got home from school. Best timing ever.
brazil got sent to brazil
Aeeeeee a gente foi mencionado,além do mais,fuscão top,tem 2 cavalo de potência extra
Editado:Parece que o Rio Grande ganhou na guerra farroupilha já que tá separado do Brasil
Editado 2:puts,perdemo
As a Brazilian viewer, I sadly inform you that you are now an Inimigo de Estado. That means you are an honorary Argentinian 😂
Cyrus Coffe is the only man who can oppose british Tea based imperialism.
14:30
Wow! Just like in real life! :'D
Kleaper dont miss fr fr
Dude I love this content keep posting this stuff 😁
I wanna see kleaper play a VR horror game :3
Loving the content. Yippee for the new video
“No troops that weren’t of the United States” that’s sounds true to life
as I brazilian, I support this action
Keep up the work man this is 🔥
As a brazilian i always Love when Who is not from south america talks about here, he says soccers players and put a picture of cristiano ronaldo who is from europe, after he says cullinarie and put a taco what is from mexico who are in north america Like wtf?
I love how this is just the “negative” version of Max0rs video
Question what was the dlc and what was the base game because most of what you said was the base game
That attack method of russias was historically accurate. Their entire strategy is human go brrrt