I love how this implies that the entire Line of succession of the Mongol Empire was gaslit by their own court into just accepting that literally every single person in their family tree is dying left and right. meanwhile there's just a naked clinically insane Frenchman built like a stickbug holding a knife above the cradle of the current newborn heir in the corner
From " I'm Immortal, So I Decided to Travel the World With My Harem" to "I Tried to Reform the Roman Empire, but Accidentally Became the Persian Emperor Instead".
A yes this would make a perfect anime “I’m a possessed lunatic who can’t fight but has a super harem with an old lady” also floppa is that one guy who can pull literally anyone he talks to
"Hey, can you join me?" Oh, sure. *PROCEEDS TO INCREASE MILITARY POWER TO BE 41000% OF THE FACTION OWNER'S* "SIR, WHERE DID YOU AMASS *THIS* MUCH POWER-"
Oh now this is fascinating. I always liked the idea of starting as a count and building up to becoming emperor but being able to start lower seems like an even greater challenge.
Going from count to Emperor is, sadly, not so difficult. Even going from landless to Emperor ia not so difficult, I don't think. I think the most difficult thing would be to start as a baron or, should you be landless have to start as a baron. "But why?" I imagine to myself that you ask while you're looking for ways to escape my info-dumping. Well, barons can at any moment (or at least as soon as your liege has authority level two) have their titles revoked without the liege incurring tyranny. The ai prefer to hold counties but they will take and hold baronies to get to their holding cap. Sorry for the wall of text. TLDR; the game ia not really well balanced. Thankfully it's a story telling game.
@@Andersen166 oh I've done this kinda run before going from count to emperor and created a viking empire that took over half of Europe by the end date. Going from a landless nobody would just be another level
@@ItsDeltaCloud Blood Meridian. It is one of the more recent great American classics. It's semihistorical, and is based on the Glanton gang, scalpers who ravaged Mexico. The comment is a direct quote (replace "the Flops" with "the Judge"), and talks about The Judge, the 7ft, Hairless, Albino, Hyperintelligent, Sociopathic antagonist of the book.
Fun fact, Genghis Khan was actually more like a title, THE Genghis Khan was actually named Temujin, from my understanding there have been Genghis Khans before him, although none became as famous or as powerful as him.
Title "Chinggis Khaan" is somewhat untranslatable - there is, like, a dozen versions of what it could mean: Ruler of Seas, Ruler of Skies, Universal Ruler, Mighty Ruler and so on. One thing that those interpretations have in common is that it was a grandiose title, on par with one of, for example, Emperor
To make a accurate answer. Temujin was a tatar lieutenant of the Ca'an ( universal Khan ) Tohril. Step by step he became his right arm then usurpated the throne, by using the son of Tohril as a pawn. But Temujin was unable of calling himself Ca'an the title of Tohril since he wasnt from the imperial lineage, so he called himself with the title Khan. His son Mongke, then took the title Ca'an, the one of Tohril and officially became the head of the tatar empire, renamed mongol empire to further hide the lack of legitimacy. And to further assert his new legitimacy Mongke changed a bit history, and Tohril Ca'an became the Khan Tohril in the chronicles, placing him as an equal as his father and not his superior. But technically the first Ca'an (or universal Khan) of the mongol Empire is Mongke, after the tatars were put under the carpet.
I love how, when you're heading in to create a character. The tip that shows in the bottom left is in regards to Inbreeding, explaining some of the effects it can have on a family line. What a game.
@@Andersonzabuza There is a famous mod in the community that currently is trying to shoehorn in every new addition and detail the OG CK3 has, can't speak for all since I've just had one playthtough but it is a pretty massive and accurate representation, highly recommended it (and all the sub mods made for that big mod)
@@fadedMagusI really wish there was like a .001% chance of getting the immortal trait whenever you do the Seek Immortality quest line you can get when becoming old. It would be a nice nod to the legends of immortal rulers of history, and would be quite the exciting thing to get lucky enough to experience it. Maybe just make it so your life span is increased by a few decades instead of straight immortal though, less magic and more luck
Oh my god, - Jawline that can be classified as a stalactite. - Orange hair - Lunatic with ambitious dreams of conquest. Is this HeChaos from Swords and Sandals?
11:57 I wish they implemented a "Mass Demand Conversion" button like they did with prisoner options. Having to ask each one of them individually is a pain in the ass when your court gets big enough.
I just imagen that the main charecter is so ,eccentric, that most of the other people either asume that they seeing things or so intriged that the naked guy in a crown could assasinate a person of high standing that he litteraly uncatchable assasin
Naked man wearing a crown in a room with another man with a crown (but he is clothed): Funny mad king antics. Naked man wearing a crown in a room with a young child: *UNCOMFORTABLE*
Didn't really expect the Emperor of Mankind to look like this during the Middle Ages, but he can appear in every form he wants, so ... Glory to the immortal Emperor!
Who would win, a band of seasoned strapping bandits and highwaymen. Or a retired pensioner. Enter, Heike. May god have mercy, for her glasses have none.
41:20 "Oh my god I did it! All I had to do was kill like 90 people! Now I just have to murder this child." CK3 is never going to stop being my favorite source of quotes from any video game ever.
Thanks for making me homeless Paradox: play.crusaderkings.com/Kleaper
Play this again but uhhhhh…
Uhhhhhhhhhhh ye just play this again but somthing
This is my favorite video
Immortal doesn't mean invincible.
No i haven't wondered since 1749
Bro was tramautized by the things he saw in the second carnatic war
Bro had syphilis, he ain't got time to wonder about other stuff
Based name
Bro stopped wondering after he saw russian peasants stacking the bodies of french soldiers in a barn "till the spring comes" in the winter of 1812
now this is my favourite video
I love how this implies that the entire Line of succession of the Mongol Empire was gaslit by their own court into just accepting that literally every single person in their family tree is dying left and right. meanwhile there's just a naked clinically insane Frenchman built like a stickbug holding a knife above the cradle of the current newborn heir in the corner
From " I'm Immortal, So I Decided to Travel the World With My Harem" to "I Tried to Reform the Roman Empire, but Accidentally Became the Persian Emperor Instead".
With a brief stint as Genghis Khan in the middle.
Sounds like a great isekai
I think I saw this on Crunchyroll
I felt Flopsus staring into me throughout the entire video.
Sorry that was me
my name is tobias and your name is very hurtfull
@@antikleaper understandable. have a great day!
You're just paranoid. Happens when watch a Kleaper video. His characters traits infect you like the plague.
Can we appreciate the fact that a 70s year old woman somehow managed to beat the shit out of a bunch of bandit like a chad.
And also managed to live to at least 98
The queen's ancestor showing off the og immortal queen
She’s the lady from the Madagascar movies
And was or at least became a Legendary Doctor.
If think this is grandma from Madagascar series
Your character looks like he went beyond the event horizon and crawled back out somehow.
WHAT WAS WILL BE
WHAT WILL BE, WAS
Explains the immortality.
@@BigFroggo
WHAT WAS WILL BE
WHAT WILL BE, WAS
The Worm is life, the Worm is love, the Worm is our one and only hope
Praise the Worm! Praise the Horizon Signal!
WHAT WAS WILL BE
WHAT WILL BE, WAS
A yes this would make a perfect anime “I’m a possessed lunatic who can’t fight but has a super harem with an old lady” also floppa is that one guy who can pull literally anyone he talks to
"Hey, can you join me?"
Oh, sure.
*PROCEEDS TO INCREASE MILITARY POWER TO BE 41000% OF THE FACTION OWNER'S*
"SIR, WHERE DID YOU AMASS *THIS* MUCH POWER-"
Nanomachines, son
Oh now this is fascinating. I always liked the idea of starting as a count and building up to becoming emperor but being able to start lower seems like an even greater challenge.
Going from count to Emperor is, sadly, not so difficult.
Even going from landless to Emperor ia not so difficult, I don't think. I think the most difficult thing would be to start as a baron or, should you be landless have to start as a baron.
"But why?" I imagine to myself that you ask while you're looking for ways to escape my info-dumping. Well, barons can at any moment (or at least as soon as your liege has authority level two) have their titles revoked without the liege incurring tyranny. The ai prefer to hold counties but they will take and hold baronies to get to their holding cap.
Sorry for the wall of text.
TLDR; the game ia not really well balanced. Thankfully it's a story telling game.
@@Andersen166 oh I've done this kinda run before going from count to emperor and created a viking empire that took over half of Europe by the end date. Going from a landless nobody would just be another level
Finds his kids disgusting
Doesnt trust his kids
Doesnt trust his family
Doesnt trust his allies
Trusts some feral kid that couldn't even talk
and still didn't even adopt a him lmao (he mistakenly chose to not adopt him in the event)
the feral one cant tell others about his murdering :)
At last Kleaper last shred of sanity faded and the world will see the full horror of his mind.
I don't believe you. Can you provide proof of when you've seen him sane before?
i would die fighting for flopsus's peasant army
Oh hey its cara
hi
Hey it's Cara!
heya :3
Same I’ll probably die before a battle
He prays in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the Flops, he says he will never die.
Alternate universe where Blood Meridan was called Crusader Meridian and instead of being about blood and meridian it was about crusader and meridian
What is this from?
@@ItsDeltaCloud Blood Meridian. It is one of the more recent great American classics. It's semihistorical, and is based on the Glanton gang, scalpers who ravaged Mexico. The comment is a direct quote (replace "the Flops" with "the Judge"), and talks about The Judge, the 7ft, Hairless, Albino, Hyperintelligent, Sociopathic antagonist of the book.
And then he flopped on everyone
jesus christ how horrifying
Tries to become Roman emperor
Accidentally becomes Mongolian emperor
Turns it into the Persian empire
What did I just watch.
@@maxbennett5412 A creepy old man murder a bunch of children and take their property?
Yeah that about sums it up
To be fair Mongolians becoming Persian is at least lore accurate via the Timurids lol
The thought of a Possessed, Paranoid, Lunatic scholars will always make me laugh.
but Nash was a schitzophrenic professor who studied the theory of games, so it is even real
Grandma literally removed the slipper and was like "time to teach these bandits a lesson..."
This seems like a weird tale sung by completely hammered bards and I love it
It’s cause he kept embellishing those scriptures!
Flopsus, the God-Emperor of Mankind
In the year 40k BCE…
Fun fact, Genghis Khan was actually more like a title, THE Genghis Khan was actually named Temujin, from my understanding there have been Genghis Khans before him, although none became as famous or as powerful as him.
Kinda
Genghis Khan means something like "Emperor of the World"
@@S00zej Actually if I remember correctly it was Universal Ruler or Ruler of the Universe. But still close enough.
Title "Chinggis Khaan" is somewhat untranslatable - there is, like, a dozen versions of what it could mean: Ruler of Seas, Ruler of Skies, Universal Ruler, Mighty Ruler and so on. One thing that those interpretations have in common is that it was a grandiose title, on par with one of, for example, Emperor
To make a accurate answer. Temujin was a tatar lieutenant of the Ca'an ( universal Khan ) Tohril. Step by step he became his right arm then usurpated the throne, by using the son of Tohril as a pawn. But Temujin was unable of calling himself Ca'an the title of Tohril since he wasnt from the imperial lineage, so he called himself with the title Khan. His son Mongke, then took the title Ca'an, the one of Tohril and officially became the head of the tatar empire, renamed mongol empire to further hide the lack of legitimacy. And to further assert his new legitimacy Mongke changed a bit history, and Tohril Ca'an became the Khan Tohril in the chronicles, placing him as an equal as his father and not his superior. But technically the first Ca'an (or universal Khan) of the mongol Empire is Mongke, after the tatars were put under the carpet.
@@kfhhg2613 Source?
9:32 do not summon the Spiffing Brit we don’t know his powers
He's been trying a new flavor of Yorkshire tea he's been going crazy
I love how, when you're heading in to create a character. The tip that shows in the bottom left is in regards to Inbreeding, explaining some of the effects it can have on a family line. What a game.
New DLC: *Exists*
Modders: Ah finally, we can make the ASOIAF mod even bigger
Wait, is this legitimately a thing? Cause a ASOIAF version of this game I would go hard on.
@@Andersonzabuza There is a famous mod in the community that currently is trying to shoehorn in every new addition and detail the OG CK3 has, can't speak for all since I've just had one playthtough but it is a pretty massive and accurate representation, highly recommended it (and all the sub mods made for that big mod)
Sorry, the what mod?
@@Andersen166 A song of Ice and Fire mod (Game of thrones)
@@memeweirdguyn.0019 oooh. Thanks.
"I'm not sure why I'm malnourished."
Said every lowborn, no you can't have some more porridge.
AKCHULLY! It's pronounced, "Gloss-teh-sher". Love your videos man, watchin it wiv me beans n toast.
you dare put my brothers and sister under neath inferior foods
@@breadicus_maximus_the_fifth baked beans are gorge
Beans on toast is so good
@@KODarakor One of those meals I like when youve come in from the pissing rain and cold, and cant be bothered to cook. Cheese and wuster sauce on top.
if it's written like glow-chester-shire it's getting pronounced like that, you brexit
Living in Gloucestershire, your pronunciation of my home county is hilarious! xD
Say 'glo·stuh·shuh'
The Alternates has been with us since the dark age it seem. Dude is 172 and has a few murder compilations.
"Are you gay or european?"
"Are you gay or martian?"
May god have mercy, for we all know Kleaper won't.
That’s not Flopsus, that’s Nigel Thornberry.
I WAS GONNA SAY
you mean that is Nigel Thornberry's estranged Immortal Cousin, Nigel Dingleberry.
Super Earth's ministry of truth has forbade any sense of wonder within my liberty loving body
Immortality with that face is a fucking curse
"If he died, the bloodline is lost" might have been the best way
Since when can you get immortal in ck3? Thought they didn't wanna do the goofy straight of magic stuff?
To be honest, I think it was a bug testing perk they accidentally gave me access to lmao
Made me chuckle due to your pfp and name
@@antikleaper darn
It’s new in Roads to Power, but I think you can only get it in the Character Creator/Ruler Designer.
@@fadedMagusI really wish there was like a .001% chance of getting the immortal trait whenever you do the Seek Immortality quest line you can get when becoming old. It would be a nice nod to the legends of immortal rulers of history, and would be quite the exciting thing to get lucky enough to experience it. Maybe just make it so your life span is increased by a few decades instead of straight immortal though, less magic and more luck
at this point i am really starting to believe you lost access to your main channel LMAO
Oh my god,
- Jawline that can be classified as a stalactite.
- Orange hair
- Lunatic with ambitious dreams of conquest.
Is this HeChaos from Swords and Sandals?
DUKE VRATISLAV YEEEEEEEEEEES. (I am from czech republic and I just love seeing our history in games)
Kleaper just made a combination of Dr Robotnik and Waluigi
Something flashed past my eyes and now I have that unquenchable desire to watch you play Disco Elysium.
I think that's Electrochemistry talking
How appropriate that the loading screen tip is about inbreeding… 0:52
Foreshadowing
0:51 is closer but yes
This man is literally Rasputin in CK3
I really enjoyed this video. Thanks for making it
„Some random lady is yelling at me… oh that‘s my son“ 🤣
Nigel Thornberry conquers europe.
I like the Nigel Thornberry aesthetic
11:25 New season of isekai oji-san sure is weird
Your pronunciation of Gloucestershire has sent me into a blinding rage from which I shall never recover.
Heeeeey you found me in Shrewsbury!! 🎉 'grats 😂😂 and I love how you said Gloucestershire lol
I'm extremely drunk, I don't know what's happening, but you taking over the world in various questionable means soothes me. Thanks mr Kleaper man
I was actually watching your space commission good video
Absolutely peak design on that champ EMPEROR you have there!
11:57 I wish they implemented a "Mass Demand Conversion" button like they did with prisoner options. Having to ask each one of them individually is a pain in the ass when your court gets big enough.
The reward for largest twist in a video this year goes to CK3 with a masterpiece of a how did the @#%@ did we get here???? That was fantastic.
I just imagen that the main charecter is so ,eccentric, that most of the other people either asume that they seeing things or so intriged that the naked guy in a crown could assasinate a person of high standing that he litteraly uncatchable assasin
Part 2 time
Also the video was very funny it made me laugh histerically a couple of times, thanks kleaper
Loved your new video 🫡
You made Persia Great again! 😂
That was a nice -1 Morale Detective Raphaël Ambrosius Cousteau
I think that CK3 is a game about finding a new schemes to scam your subjects💀💀
Its amazing how now you can play as a chad virgin and no longer need to be a filthy sex haver in order to not die (you can choose people as your heir)
Flopus looks like an alternate from the Mandela catalog. And I love it
I DIED WHEN THE GRANNY BEAT THE BANDITS 😂😂😂😂
Flopsus looks like a Spore creature that escaped containment
this is how the god emperor from 40k statred
8:49 Typo, wolf ‘babes’. Lmao.
5:52 Based gigachad German grandmother.
22:30 I love that you attacked an army you weren't even at war with and then never touched the armies that you were at war with, still won.
SOCIALISM HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
Flopsus is a perfect being that exists in multiple dimensions; you cannot comprehend His true majesty
Naked man wearing a crown in a room with another man with a crown (but he is clothed): Funny mad king antics.
Naked man wearing a crown in a room with a young child: *UNCOMFORTABLE*
Didn't really expect the Emperor of Mankind to look like this during the Middle Ages, but he can appear in every form he wants, so ...
Glory to the immortal Emperor!
Why do I feel like Flopsus is going to tell a Pink Dog to "Return the Slab"
Who would win, a band of seasoned strapping bandits and highwaymen. Or a retired pensioner.
Enter, Heike. May god have mercy, for her glasses have none.
We have been blessed by the lord
Average San Fran homeless outskirt experience... The LARP is strong with this one!
This is a great way to roleplay as Griffith creating Falconia, just sayin'
I have to see this guy do more
36 views in 1 minute I am falling off a cliff and kleaper pushed me.
good stuff as always and all praise EMPEROR FLOPSUS or he will take us to the torture dungeon lol
Kleaper uploads make my day😭
Oh her just when i needed a good distraction.
I think of the old lady was working in the orphanage where those robbers were raised and they didnt dare to attack her for real.
I mean, being homeless has its advantages. If you die the burial fees are free!
Two videos nearly in the same week????
We are eating good tonight
The fact the holy order is named "the immortals" is crazy to me
2:45 I love the perks of poverty
This is giving me great plans to get the DLC and reinstall the vampire/Werewolf mod. Then travel the lands as a roaming coven or pack....
Man Kleapers idea on a Scooby Doo reboot is dark.
I still can’t understand how you get sponsorships and even from paradox but hey cool for you!
CK3 is truly a beautiful game
Most Ethical Kleaper Video
I have been waiting for this DLC
Kleapers feeding us let’s goooooo
I love these intros
I am not European but "glue-chester-shire" made me lol.
Can’t believe he made the canon accurate emperor of mankind
Bandit “we have 10 men” Insane person just steps back “we have my lover!” Points to 72 year old lady who proceeds to lay the smack down 5:58
5:21 I pause and read the CK prompts in these videos, and Kleaplefer picked opposite of the dialogue. Getting rashes is only from the first option.
We need more of this 😂
41:20 "Oh my god I did it! All I had to do was kill like 90 people! Now I just have to murder this child."
CK3 is never going to stop being my favorite source of quotes from any video game ever.
Flopsis is immortal only bc the grim reaper thinks he is so weird that he doesn't even want to go anywhere near him