Van Damme's Double Team Is So Good It'll Save Your Baby's Life - Best Movie Ever
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- The Jean Claude Van Damme movie Double Team has been scientifically proven to reduce infant bombings by up to 27%. Yes, Dennis Rodman is in the movie and no, he really shouldn't be. But come on, it has Van Damme kicking tigers in the face so why are you reading this instead of watching the video?
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@@TightsTrance
Thank you ... I'm just a random guy.
Being quite honest your videos doesn't need anything more... they're perfect mate!
Van dammes first dance scene on tv in spendex together with Tong Po! ua-cam.com/video/crStEE6htmk/v-deo.html
He spinkick the truck from the inside......
"Spin kicked the truck from the inside"
Bruh you killin me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lost it at that part too
I lost my shiet when he played the blood sport overlay music and scene
These god damned exploding babies are killing me because I'm not Van Damme.
I died when he said that. So good! :D
I had to stop the video for like 2 min because I was laughing so hard
JCVD turns every movie he's in from unwatchable, to the most important piece of art humankind has ever produced.
There are actors that can do that through sheer willpower, JCVD is one of them.
Realize what you're saying is not an opinion but a SCIENTIFIC FACT.
Because he's JCVD!!
@@TheSwoopDog and spin kicks
So did this movie use part of the kickboxer dance scene in Thailand for real? Because that's so insulting to the viewer if true and ridiculous... Lol
"She lost Van Damme so back the f- off! You have no idea what she's going through!"
Greatest commentary ever! 🤣
Almost died there.
And "It was the 90's.... So deal with it!" 😂😂😂
The fact that this movie pulled off not one, but two exploding babies is absolutely phenomenal work. Not many directors can do that without it seeming like too many exploding babies.
I love how JCVD always has time to squeeze in a little dancing.
We should all take time out of our lives sometimes and just dance like JCVD! 🕺
Always.
@@MarsMellow84 Instructions unclear, I now have a herniated crotch and two hours left to live
@@rorychivers8769 RIP, you tried.
@@rorychivers8769
Pour one out for Rory homies. 🍺
“The important thing is that Van Damme and babies have finally squashed their beef”😂😂😂
"JCVD kicks his fuckin kicks" The most badass thing I've ever seen/heard.
"We never find out what that baby's fucking problem was or why he did that." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I can't stop laughing at this commentary it's genius
That is the part that got me too. Why did the baby do that? I need answers! 😭😭😭
Why though ?
Baby needed some of Van Damme and Rodmans Yayo
Hahahaha that line was killer.
That shit is funniest thing I ever heard
"He dies the most awesome way possible. He gets blown up by a landmine, while being eaten by a fucking tiger!" LMAO
That's how I want to die, too. So peaceful.
...by a f*cking tiger - high on Angel Dust!
The only way that could be improved would be if it happened on a missile while dropping from space while singing amazing grace
"Banderas has a magic guitar gun were bullets somehow land in impossible places... before they're even fired". 😂😂😂😂😂
"just a baby...with a fuckin' granade!!!!!!" I love it.
Don’t you just hate it when that happens 🤣
That got me bursting.😄
that baby didn't need saving it could have spin kicked the tiger away by itself since it has Van Damm genes
I fucking lost it at that moment. I cried of so much laughter.
nah man "we never find out what that babys f*cking problem was, or why he did that" is THE line
JCVD: "There's nothing you can say to get me to come back."
Recruiter: "Come on...."
JCVD: "Alright, f*ck it. I'm in."
🤣🤣🤣
You son of a b!tch, I'm in!
😂😂😂
I died laughing at Thor trying to suffocate Van Dam with a plastic bag while he was already underwater
Ahahahahah, I'm just laughing so hard.
When I was a child I remember watching this and loving, but now I saw this I can't believe I watched this.
"Discount Thor"😅
@@YaoEspirito i made a r/discountcelebrities reddit post about this a few months ago. im glad someone else noticed they look alike
The plastic bag actually still had some air in it - so maybe he was actually trying to RESCUE Van Damme!
"suffocate him under water" laughed my ass off.
I don't know where your channels been hiding. I'm in tears!🤣🤣🤣
The baby with a grenade and the guy "sleeping" in the elevator had me crying. These only get better and better. OMG I can't breathe.
true!
"We nerver fiind out what that baby's f'n problem was, or whay he did that"
"You know the rules lady, no witnesses" 🤣🤣🤣
lol van damn face9:30
"BACK THE F@CK OFF! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE IS GOING THROUGH!" 😂😂😂
“I don’t know what that baby’s problem was,” oh my god I died
The fact that a vending machine can shield FOUR people (including the baby) from a blazing inferno is the stuff of legends...
Life tastes gooood!!
The real unsung hero of this masterpiece
next level product placement, where coke low key saves the day after JCVD saves the day.
@@Holypikemanz Yet he saves the day on coke baaa duuum pssssh
That scene is the only thing I remember from that movie. It was so stupid it's stuck with me for what, 30 years?
Casually flies to Thailand to have a dance during all this chaos.
JCVD is fucking badass!
Dollar store Chris helmsworth is legendary Dutch kickboxer Rob Kaman😂
he just passed away a few days ago
“you know the rules, no witnesses” and he just blasts her god damn it im in tears
A tiger, a sniper, bombs and a baby... It's not overkill it's just the 90's man.
I wont lie, the 90's have the best and worst action movies, and yet all of them were entertaining.
The Van Damme dance still cracks me up to this day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That split shake is the gayest dance in the history of dance
I want that played on a loop at my memorial service. 😂
@@AspasiaBlmao 🤣🤣🤣
“So he sneaks in and drives away quietly like a ghost.” Van Damme proceeds to crash the giant vehicle through the wall. Lmfao😂
Damn.. Somebody must've tipped them off
Yeah I nearly choked on that one.
Pretty subtle by JCVD standards.
Ghosts go through walls all the time.
I love how despite Space Ice cutting the movies mercilessly, he makes sure to never cut the JCVD dancing scene shorter and always makes sure to include the entire thing.
That jcvd dance is epic. And that death from the landmine with the tiger and the coke machine is out of this world
It’s been a while since someone genuinely made me burst out laughing like a mad man. Your Steven Seagal videos did that.
I honestly want seagal to make more movies, just so that space ice can make more content
It's this voice he uses man... he kills me every time lmfao
@@marvinleach3059 ya lmao I found him last week and he was at 30k now he’s over 40k pretty cool.
@@rainonasphalt ya Steven would look to su for sure
Couldn't agree more
little known fact: for this movie, Dennis Rodman delivered every single line of his with a mouth full of peanut butter. now THAT'S dedication.
Im fuxkin dyin lol
And was best friends with Hollywood Hogan
And it was Peter Pan brand peanut butter!!
but why lmao
@@chongsfury4358 Rodman was definitely 4-Life during this movie
"Instead of handing to her like a peasant" lmfao
Van Damme and babies have finally squashed their beefs... single greatest line I never knew I needed to hear.
It's not an action movie unless the hero, who clearly is the ONLY man who can do the job, first says, ''I left that life a long time ago.'' Then immediately agrees to the job.
I was obsessed with this movie as a kid. Watched it dozens of time. Simple times
Love the name👍🏼
I recently rewatched it now as an adult, very nostalgic
This movie was and still is a masterpiece!
Cable, VHS, non sanctioned websites, UA-cam. Great each time watched it.
Simple and better times...a movie as badass as this can't even be allowed to exist anymore.
"He kicks his kicks!" So good
"Look lady, that's really F-ing weird,
not what he asked and really unlikely to come in handy" 😂. This channel is awesome!!!
I loved this movie growing up. JCVD is a treasure to the human race dammit. A TREASURE, I SAY!!!
Fact
@@SpaceIce Steven Segal would beg to differ.
@@SpaceIce Fax*
"What's that? It's a baby..... with a grenade" 😆
This guy is a comedic genius
“Dressed like a homeless pimp” 😂
Uuuuif this is to much for me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOLOOL!!! The guy sleeping in the elevator got me 🤣🤣🤣
"Get that shit out of my house" and kicks his kicks. Ahahaha
@11:08 "this guy actually thinks he can out kick Van Damme. He realizes that's impossible so he cheats....By doing the old toe knife trick".
I kid you not, I laughed until I fu$&in' cried 😂😂😂
'we never find out what that baby's fucking problem was and we never find out!'.
This is just brilliant. You are a God!
Dollar store Chris Hemsworth was unexpected and spot on 😂 he really looked like a washed up Chris!
I legit cracked up when I heard that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
Van damme on seagal:
"How does a guy who weighs over six hundred pounds have the balls to teach people about self-discipline?"
what if seagull has some type of disorder related to weight gain and your attention seeking isn't valid
@@PuppetMasterdaath144 Mr Seagal swallows alot of aggression......
along with alot of pizza.
plus, every Aikido stylist I know is way overweight.
@@PuppetMasterdaath144 his only disorder is a personality disorder
@@PuppetMasterdaath144 and that disorder name = New York Pizza 🍕
@@tubbalcain With a sprinkling of Adrenalchrome lol
His films should be showcased in a fine art gallery with rich people walking around giving their critique.
I've been so hooked on this channel since finding it a week ago 😭😭😭 lol I've been binge watching 🤣
He is slow getting more popular.
For some reason the dancing joke never gets old.
Oh make no mistake, it is not a joke. Just like JCVD spin kicks!! LOL
The 90s were the pinnacle of cinematography, music, emo girls, and pretty much everything else. SUCH better times.
fact
Plus... No mobile phones, no UA-cam and no copyright infringement sh**.
As far as movies with weaponized babies go, this was one of the more entertaining ones
You gotta love the little spinning breakdance move JCVD does when he fires his pistol on the ground! 🤣
Every thing, and I mean EVERYTHING about this had me in tears. The commentary was top notch. "Van Damme says get that shit out of my house and kicks his fucking kick!"
This man has made more accurate, factual, and culturally important JCVD film reviews than JCVD has made films. I applaud his work ethic, and his contribution to the arts and humanity as a whole.
Ngl, that JCVD dancing scene was one from my most favorite movies when I was young. I also still remembers every dialog of JCVD and his master from that scene.
Now THIS is high value content.
JCVD + Toe Knives + Cyber Monks + Dennis Rodman and throw in a few murderous babies = 90's action at its best!!
JCVDs dancing is so good it breaks time and makes him look years younger. Beat that, Beyonce!
14:22 JCVD bussin' it open on the dance floor before it was popular. Truly a pioneer.
All jokes aside Double Team is so underrated. It’s just a crazy but action packed film. It’s in my top 5 JCVD films.
I love how in all of van damme movies he always has some time to go to Thailand to have a little dance before a big fight xD
"He's like a snake... if you look into his eyes... he'll get you the bag." Greatest action hero quote of all time.
He'll get you in the back
@@ksmith1298 I like "he'll get you the bag" way better lol
@@joshuathomas7649You like saying the wrong quote? Are you Steven Seagal?
The second exploding baby made me collapse with laughter. I'm still recovering as I am writing these lines.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was all hilarious! But the nuclear land mine!!!! Was the best 🤣
You gotta love 80s and 90s action movies
14:05 you must REALLY like that dance scene 😂😂
Oh heck yeah lol
Hell yeah... Van Damme"s nuclear dancing moves 🎉🎉🎉
"sensing that this movie completely falls apart when he's not around, Van Damm just flies in out of nowhere and puts an end to this nonsense". genuinely choked on my dinner here, coughing shit out left and right. This dude' review is fckin lit
Can't stop binge watching this stuff!
I started watching this channel two weeks ago and you had 22k subs, now you are on 40k. This channel will blow up, as it should. You are absolutely hilarious, sir 😆
This man should have all the subs!
Now over 60k
The dancing alone will destroy UA-cam
212k now 😂
@@lordtark6736 258k, guess he's being african-american listed
that baby with the grenade scene was too damned funny 🤣🤣
I watched this beautiful monstrosity in theaters. It was so terribly awesome, I ended up NOT having kids.
Lucky
My head will pop from laughter if this dude does Chuck Norris.
"Coke Cola, life tastes good." Lmao I died bro. Great content Space ice. 🤣
"He then lassos a passing plane and off he goes"... Delivered as the totally normal thing that is for Van Damme.
Only one thing comes close to JCVD's awesomness! The commentary in this video!😂
The JCVD dance scene needs to be in every movie.
I don’t know how but he always gets me with that scene I never see it coming
That coke machine actually saving the protagonists has to be the dumbest product placement in the history of film and I love it
I love how van dam keeps taking time off to go to Thailand, 😂
I remember my dad took me to watch this movie in theaters.. It was epic 😂
Same here, badass movie. Miss the 90s
Your Dad's are 😎
@@britishwordplay4335 100%- it was always begrudging because I don't think he wanted to do anything after working all week, plus the 20 min drive to get to the theater.. Not too many theaters in east texas showing JCVD flicks back in the day. Looking back, that's MVP status
I begged my parents to take me to watch this movie and they never did. I will forever hate them for that
10:00 is a real life description of these videos! Please don't ever stop. We need heroes again.
I've been binge watching these today and my stomach is in pain with laughter. I'm so behind working from home because I keep pausing and rewinding these. Hilarious Channel bro!
"we all know there's no force on earth that can stop him" 😭
'What The F is Happening' kills me always haha such passion in the line delivery haha
🤣 wtf another fucking exploding baby!
God bless this man and his channel
That guy who wanted to suffocate jcvd while hes under water killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Van Damme says "Get that sh*t outta my house" and Kicks his f*cking kicks! Evey vid of Space Ice is a masterpiece, worthy of JCVD.
The part with the baby caught me off guard 😂😂
I lost it at the Antonio Banderas cameo
Honestly, this is true American cinema
My favorite action movie as a teen. My father rented a copy of the movie on VHS and we never returned it. The rental shop didn't bother to claim it back.😂😂😂 We watched it whenever there is
nothing good showings on TV.
This guy will have more subscribers than Netflix soon.
A Van Damme video on Friday afternoon? Hell yeah. Van Damme just spin kicked the weekend in the face!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
frank reynolds toe knife reference is god tier. spaceice is such a gangster bro we love yoi
This is one of the best things I’ve ever watched
This is officially my favourite thing on the entire internet
I fucking love this guy .....the delivery of lines everytime he says JCVD
I saw every van JCVD with my big brother R.I.P Bobby you're always on my mind 😔 and we loved all of them especially when he played Guile
"trying to suffocate him while hes allready under the water" I LOST MY FKN SHIT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣