The problem with this movie... No JCVD. No dance scene in Thailand. = a meh movie. You need JCVD with his headbutt lump on his head. He's worked on that. That's the kill spot. 🤣
@@Jayphil1 Yup, a terrible movie made buy guys who tried but had no money or clue what they were doing is a million times better than a movie with a budget by a man who doesn't give a shit.
I watched this film in London at a bar that hosted an event called “crap film night.” Watched it with about 150 people all cry laughing at how mental it all was. Made it even better 😂
I got in trouble for watching this when I was younger because my mom walked in on the scene of them in the restaurant. No nudity, no innapropriate scenes but because of how badly it was made and acted. My mom literally thought I was watching a porno
Fun Fact: The actor Joe (Matt Hannon) said in a interview that after they had filmed about half the scenes for Samurai Cop, the director said they were going to scrap the project. Matt then talked to his agent and he was advised to scrap the Fabio hair style so he cut his hair. Then the director then has a change of heart and now wants to finish filming the whole movie. That's the reasoning behind the use of the wig.
I heard that he lost his incredible acting talent, when got his haircut and immediately gained 300lb's. So they decided to use a mannequin doll and stopmotion for the remainder of the movie. Nobody noticed, even though it was watched by more than 30 people, when it was shown in the cinemas!
13:44 Gerald Okamura (Fuj Fujiyama) actually was a third generation Japanese American that worked for the City of Los Angeles Rent Control Office, where he worked as an investigator in cases involving abusive landlords. He was also famous in his office for his extravagant mullet, which is how he got cast in this film. The producer was apparently eating at a restaurant near Okamura's office in downtown LA, and spotted him walking down the street, and ran out and convinced him to star in his movie. And he didn't speak a word of Japanese.
Gerald Okamura is actually the bald martial arts guy in the black shirt first seen at 1:07. He was also the stunt coordinator. He's a pretty prolific stuntman and has been in a ton of much better movies than this.
Gerald Okamura is my Moms neighbor, in Carson California, I know his daughters and me and my old roommate would go to his Dragon Fest, where it would be people from all kinds of martial arts films. He is the bald guys, are you joking? He makes weapons and has been in a bunch of Film and Television.
@Itachi Uchiha Best motion picture Best Performance in a Motion Picture: Drama and musical/comedy categories Best screen play and best director Lost out to the corrupt panel at the Oscars, though, as out for justice, it was released in the same year. Ironically, an INjustice
Fun fact: the makers didn't have a permit to shoot the car chase scene, so they had to stick to the speed limit. Quite a lot of scenes were shot without a permit actually.
In one of the car chase shots you can see the freeway in the background and it's obvious they sped the video up since they all look like they're going 120+
@@gertpacu3926 - Miami Connection! WOW! I totally forgot about that fantastic stinker of a movie! Thank God for the internet, I doubt I would be able to find a copy nowadays. Heck, even back when it came out it would be difficult.
I think the scene where the fake cleaner sneaks a huge dude with a katana into the room inside of a tiny garbage container to decapitate the burn victim is my favorite movie scene of all times, because it makes so much more sense then any other movie scene ever made. It's the most ingenious plan ever to kill an already unconscious witness in a hospital room guarded by a cop who gets dressed for duty in the morning by his blind grandmother. This whole movie is also proof that everyone at 1980's and 1990's movie sets was doing way too much cocaine.
@@donaldhysa4836 the line was fine, but him looking into the camera was over the top, but I love it. However a good director probably would have done a retake lol
@@amitypredator9385 director was nuts. But man knew how to make bank. Can’t remember how, but he made a living making these terrible movies and selling them direct to video in places like Poland.
The writer/director is an Iranian immigrant who knew a little English and knew little of American culture and jokes. The actor playing Frank is so frustrated with the little dialogue to say, he’s mostly instructed to make faces and reaction, he then decided to add some more lines to say. Even the kissing of the Chief’s head is an improv.
Imagine failing so much as a movie that people still talk about the movie 40 years later to the point that it becomes a reference. It's not so much a failure then.
The last shot of the burn patient at the s end of the fire shows his face and head untouched. At the glorified dental office his head is covered with bloody towels. I’m assuming the head injuries happened on the way to the dental office. But no IV, no oxygen, no heart monitor etc. I guess they knew they were going to chop off his head so why bother. Also the first time I’ve seen the hospital trash can switcher wearing a pretend lab coat.
You have to watch the interviews with the actors about the movie. The director was crazy, the shoot was crazy - so the actors made the best out of this experience by having fun and not taking anything serious anymore, as everybody knew the movie would be a disaster
When You say he has the craziest mood swings, there's a backstory to that scene. According to the guy who plays the samurai cop, his partner, the black guy, kissed the actor on the head. It wasn't planned. So he yells at them to leave. The director just left the camera going. The laugh after they leave is the actual actors response. Just wild.
7:40 "They completely forgot about the briefcase full of Cocaine." they didn't forget, the producers hurried it off screen and took care of it expeditiously 🥳
😂 this was comedy, but I lost it at “how are they even talking to her, they don’t have radios” and “why is there a burn victim right next to a dentist” unreal
I've been binging your content for the past few hours and I have stomach cramps from non stop laughing.....your voice is perfect for movie breakdowns and your narration is fu*king hilarious.....this is the best channel I've come across in a long time
Fun fact: The Redhead Henchwoman/Large man smuggler was in many Star Trek TNG episodes. She was also in Generations and First Contact. She appeared in a total of 43 TNG episodes and 2 movies and survived through all of it.
That driver had his mustache burned clean off, pretty gruesome. Also that decapitation was technically done with a "wakizashi", it means really short Japanese sword.
My girlfriend took me to watch a stupid chick flick. I told her, I am picking the next movie. So chose this. Halfway through she was like "HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME WATCH THIS?" My oh my! Revenge is really sweeeeeeeet
I think I've watched each and every single one of your videos at least ten times. Many days your channel is on auto-play. The jokes never gets old, even when you know the joke is coming. I've watched many of these movies growing up and I have to say.... it's not the same movie I remember. Many other channels review the same movies, but your review/jokes takes the cake. This channel has gotten me through some tough times recently. "I'm going to be honest with you, I think they got the wrong van", always gets me.
Your narration makes your videos very rewatchable lol. I was sad when I finished every video you made so I'll just watch them all again while I wait for new ones. Thanks Space Ice.
11:10 I choose to believe that the actor broke character because how ridiculous the scene was, and everyone else was onboard on how nonsense the movie is so they deliberately left the blooper in.
The lionhead had me laugh out loud. I needed this. Usually these videos are humorous background videos for work, but this one requires and deserves full attention.
Dude, you're one of the best/funniest movie reviewers, and I'm thoroughly enjoying your reviews! I just can't believe you didn't mention the red paint balls they were shooting at the guy. They were flying everywhere! lol
Watch the 30th anniversary, or some shit, interview with Matt Hannon. Man is still a god. Still rocking that glorious, glorious hair-do. Still buff. He gives a lot of being the scenes details. Like how they needed more footage, months after the close of shooting, and Matt had cut his hair, for some reason. So they found that ridiculous wig, and said fuck it, let’s do it.
The director decided halfway through filming to just scrap the whole movie so matt hannon cut his hair, then the director all of sudden had a change of heart and wanted to finish it so matt had to wear a wig
That's the kind of thing that made me do this as a list instead of a recap. It's so jam packed with ridiculousness, the video would be twice as long as the movie
Siskel and Ebert ain't got nothing on you Space Ice, your clear and concise review of this movie had me running to Blockbuster to before this flick sold out
This movie and review was as good as your Seagal classics which are top notch. A lot of people seem to know this movie. I never heard of it but I actually loved the jokes you highlighted, and I found Joe and Frank to be endearing characters. This was fun!
I've watched this movie, beginning to end 3 times and it's so bad it's good. I tried watching the sequel but couldn't get into it. What makes it so good is the director Amir. He was deceased so couldn't do the sequel.
Fun Fact: He has a wig on in certain scenes because after filming was done he cut his hair but later was called back for some re-shoots and the only wig they could find was a woman's.
The reason why the "officer" in the hospital is wearing a questionable policeman costume is according to an interview, the cast brought their own clothes, as a way to cut costs by the director, Amir Shervan.
His hair was different near the end of the movie because they had to do re-shoots after the movie wrapped, but "Joe" had cut his hair for another project. So, he had to wear a wig to finish the shots.
The pain they went through to put this out. The unnecessary sacrifices, the wig, the massive chin, the waiter, the horny confused doctor, he's a samari?
Ah yes, the Katana, the only Japanese sword to have ever Japanese sworded. No other types of Japanese swords have ever Japanese sworded as hard as the Japanese sword because that's what Katana means... even though it doesn't.
...sick in bed with covid truly feeling like life sucks...and then I watch this and get the biggest laugh I have had in weeks...great job Space - you now have a new subscriber...👍🏽😎
@@tonypaterson5723 What does someone telling the truth have to do with sex or videogames? And you said he had a very obsessive and weird response? lol Funny that you use "incel or gamer" as an insult, stock Liberal NPC behavior. "Covid 19", which has a 99.98% survival rate, was one of the 21st centuries greatest cons. Step 3 of the Four steps for ideological subversion, as outlined by former KGB Agent Yuri Bezmenov. Crisis Creation of economic, financial, and national security crisis. Also includes social crisis and breakdown of previous self-evident restrictions on moral behavior. Cloward Piven approach to overloading the system, more takers than producers. The crisis produces benevolent leaders who will promise to deliver things to meet people's needs (Hope and Change) through social and economic justice. False illusions that the situation is under control if strategic directions are followed. (Bailouts, regulations of industry and so forth). ---After printing out trillions of dollars to bail us out, what ended up happening? Did it fix anything? No, inflation is the highest it has been in decades. US Billionaires 10 TIMES RICHER Over Last 2 Years - UA-cam (Really Graceful) “The 10 richest men in the world doubled their funds during the last two years.-increasing from approximately $700 billion to $1.5 trillion between March 2020 and November 2021 -- *the incomes of approximately 99% of people around the globe fell during that time, and more than 160 million people have been forced into poverty, the Oxfam report added.”* If you were an honest person, or least less ignorant, you would know that the corporations which benefitted most from the lockdowns are run by Liberals. Looking at the current economy, and which political power seems to be in charge, it's all leading to the second part of the crisis stage, which is as follows. This is a major step lasting up to six weeks and involves a revolutionary change of power. This is where a cataclysmic event (civil war, invasion) upsets and divides the country thereby creating panic among the citizens. Recent examples include the 2011 upheavals in the Middle East, most notably Egypt and Libya. To Americans, symptoms would include circumventing the Constitution and altering the checks and balances of government, and possibly martial law. Liberal Marxists, with their ties to China, will be blamed for all of our economic and social problems, which then leads to DJT and other Republicans leading a revolutionary change of power against Liberal Democrats.
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Your right! this is the worse piece of shit I've ever seen"🤣🤣 this makes Seagal movies look like Oscar Nominees"🤣
Please make a video on Samurai Cop 2.
The problem with this movie...
No JCVD.
No dance scene in Thailand.
= a meh movie.
You need JCVD with his headbutt lump on his head.
He's worked on that.
That's the kill spot. 🤣
Please do Samurai Cop 2 as well
😂😂😂
The only thing missing in this movie was Steven Seagal.
I'd rather watch this than a Seagal movie. These guys actually tried
@@Jayphil1 you got me there 😂
Hahahah
Now that you honorably Mentioned it Steven Seagal would've been in that movie too 😂
@@Jayphil1 Yup, a terrible movie made buy guys who tried but had no money or clue what they were doing is a million times better than a movie with a budget by a man who doesn't give a shit.
I watched this film in London at a bar that hosted an event called “crap film night.”
Watched it with about 150 people all cry laughing at how mental it all was.
Made it even better 😂
Lmfaooooo that’s awesome
That genuinely sounds like a fucking awesome night~!!!!!
@@wangson It really was 😁
Bring back crap night
Bruh!, wish I had a place like that to go to
I got in trouble for watching this when I was younger because my mom walked in on the scene of them in the restaurant. No nudity, no innapropriate scenes but because of how badly it was made and acted. My mom literally thought I was watching a porno
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yooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅🤣🤣😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
His patriotic speech warning the bad guys was epic. This guy needs to be president. 👍🇺🇲
still better than Joe's promo
@@impaugjuldivmaxTOO bad Joe was Hella high on those drugs too
Fun Fact: The actor Joe (Matt Hannon) said in a interview that after they had filmed about half the scenes for Samurai Cop, the director said they were going to scrap the project. Matt then talked to his agent and he was advised to scrap the Fabio hair style so he cut his hair. Then the director then has a change of heart and now wants to finish filming the whole movie. That's the reasoning behind the use of the wig.
Omg. That makes the movie even better(if that's even possible)
He had great hair.
I think there are more scenes with him in the wig footage than his natural Fabio.
I think the captain was the only good actor in the movie
I heard that he lost his incredible acting talent, when got his haircut and immediately gained 300lb's. So they decided to use a mannequin doll and stopmotion for the remainder of the movie. Nobody noticed, even though it was watched by more than 30 people, when it was shown in the cinemas!
13:44 Gerald Okamura (Fuj Fujiyama) actually was a third generation Japanese American that worked for the City of Los Angeles Rent Control Office, where he worked as an investigator in cases involving abusive landlords. He was also famous in his office for his extravagant mullet, which is how he got cast in this film. The producer was apparently eating at a restaurant near Okamura's office in downtown LA, and spotted him walking down the street, and ran out and convinced him to star in his movie. And he didn't speak a word of Japanese.
Gerald Okamura is actually the bald martial arts guy in the black shirt first seen at 1:07. He was also the stunt coordinator. He's a pretty prolific stuntman and has been in a ton of much better movies than this.
Gerald Okamura is my Moms neighbor, in Carson California, I know his daughters and me and my old roommate would go to his Dragon Fest, where it would be people from all kinds of martial arts films. He is the bald guys, are you joking? He makes weapons and has been in a bunch of Film and Television.
I lost it to the chief of police. "Don't leave anybody alive!" WTF????
I love the "Burn it all down into a blood-bath!" line. Right! I'll burn it to a blood-bath! Wait...what?
Haha
I'll see you in court.
I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
Are we the baddies?
That guy rules.
The police chief actually seems like he could be a decent actor if he were in a better movie
Most shameful oscar snub of all time
Most shameful lots of things
Won a Golden Golbe though
@@Mattastrophic1 best male haircut?
@Itachi Uchiha
Best motion picture
Best Performance in a Motion Picture: Drama and musical/comedy categories
Best screen play and best director
Lost out to the corrupt panel at the Oscars, though, as out for justice, it was released in the same year. Ironically, an INjustice
I was watching this alone at home then my gf walks in at the nurse scene she thought I was watching 80s porn 🤣
Fun fact: the makers didn't have a permit to shoot the car chase scene, so they had to stick to the speed limit. Quite a lot of scenes were shot without a permit actually.
In one of the car chase shots you can see the freeway in the background and it's obvious they sped the video up since they all look like they're going 120+
@@SpaceIce You should do Terror in Beverly Hills (1989). It's also hilariously incompetent.
Will definitely check it out
@@SpaceIce I can guarantee that you'll have a blast with it. It stars Frank Stallone and bad movie icon Cameron Mitchell.
@@wimvanderstraeten6521 Gargoyles
I saw this movie on the shelves when I was a kid at our video rental shop. Boy am I happy I never took it😂 This review is everything
Its a great BAD movie, go check it out and Miami Connection
Watch Rifftrax live version. I think they play Measuring Man at the start.. Or was that Miami Connection?
@@gertpacu3926 - Miami Connection! WOW! I totally forgot about that fantastic stinker of a movie! Thank God for the internet, I doubt I would be able to find a copy nowadays. Heck, even back when it came out it would be difficult.
@@stephenthomas1492 yah it was.. I was not able to start watching all these awesome movies until the internet came around/
lethal weapon ripped this movie off so bad
didnt lethal weapon come out first?
Due to the complexity of the movie, it was in production for 35 years
@@SpaceIce true story. lol
Damn 🤣🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣
Danny Glover never watched this movie because he knew he could never compare him self to the incredible acting of this movie.
I think the scene where the fake cleaner sneaks a huge dude with a katana into the room inside of a tiny garbage container to decapitate the burn victim is my favorite movie scene of all times, because it makes so much more sense then any other movie scene ever made. It's the most ingenious plan ever to kill an already unconscious witness in a hospital room guarded by a cop who gets dressed for duty in the morning by his blind grandmother.
This whole movie is also proof that everyone at 1980's and 1990's movie sets was doing way too much cocaine.
"I'm going to be honest with you, I think they got the wrong van, but whatever" Best movie review ever.
Just a casual van , in which every passenger is packing submachine guns and at least one pistol .
@@etherospike3936 hey man, they're gun enthusiasts, and were doing self defence you know.
I am a pro screenwriter and I learn more from one of your "10 Reasons" videos than from 10 masterclasses combined. True story.
Samurai Cop is not a movie. It's a way of life.
true true trrue
TBH the women in the movie may play awful characters, but are quite hot, unlike the planks of wood we see in movies today.
The undercover cop line is hilarious and was improvised by the actor. It wasn't meant to be in the movie which is why he looks directly at the camera.
Yeah, he did it to get the director to do retakes, but he was so incompetent, he left the line in😆
It was kind of funny tbh
@@donaldhysa4836 the line was fine, but him looking into the camera was over the top, but I love it. However a good director probably would have done a retake lol
@@amitypredator9385 director was nuts. But man knew how to make bank. Can’t remember how, but he made a living making these terrible movies and selling them direct to video in places like Poland.
The writer/director is an Iranian immigrant who knew a little English and knew little of American culture and jokes. The actor playing Frank is so frustrated with the little dialogue to say, he’s mostly instructed to make faces and reaction, he then decided to add some more lines to say.
Even the kissing of the Chief’s head is an improv.
7:16 What the heck is Christian Bale doing in this best worst movie 😆😆😆
😭😭😭💀💯
HAHAHAHAHA
He wants.......to fit.........in 😎
He forgot his batcopter
"Now they cuff him, right? No, they just beat his ass and leave him there!!!!" You kill me
When you think about the guidance they got from their captain, it kinda makes sense that they would do that.
@@number3stunner118 true, true😂
"Get out of my office."
"I'll see you in hell."
"Get a job!"
How did my stepdad end up in this movie?
Imagine failing so much as a movie that people still talk about the movie 40 years later to the point that it becomes a reference. It's not so much a failure then.
This one is a classic when it comes to trash movies lol.
But it's a excession.
@@KingCrab85I don't think so. Haunted House 2 made me want to end the world.
Joe's car has a flat tire, and yet he manages to chase. Such a hero
The last shot of the burn patient at the s end of the fire shows his face and head untouched. At the glorified dental office his head is covered with bloody towels. I’m assuming the head injuries happened on the way to the dental office. But no IV, no oxygen, no heart monitor etc. I guess they knew they were going to chop off his head so why bother. Also the first time I’ve seen the hospital trash can switcher wearing a pretend lab coat.
Joe "speaks fluent Japanese" but can't even say the crime boss's name.
It means Japanese sword
Of course he can! He even said it in one go: "Foodge-Foodgeeyama"
*BOOM*
By fluent, they meant one word: Kitano.
I saw websites that credits and mention the boss' name as Fuj Fujiyama though
You have to watch the interviews with the actors about the movie. The director was crazy, the shoot was crazy - so the actors made the best out of this experience by having fun and not taking anything serious anymore, as everybody knew the movie would be a disaster
When You say he has the craziest mood swings, there's a backstory to that scene.
According to the guy who plays the samurai cop, his partner, the black guy, kissed the actor on the head. It wasn't planned. So he yells at them to leave. The director just left the camera going. The laugh after they leave is the actual actors response. Just wild.
lol
Knowing this makes the scene even better.
He loves black gifts.
@@dix0n778 hahaha 😂
This film deserves to be in the National Film Registry and so does your commentary to it.
These movies added so much value to the entertainment industry that still people are obsessed with them
Yep, they were made into cult classics just like all of the great Troma films
They didnt add value, theyre invaluable! 😁
I love it! Watch it at least once a month with some buddies.
I dont understand how this channel doesn't have 10 mil subs.....dude is funny as hell and his observations are point on.
7:40 "They completely forgot about the briefcase full of Cocaine."
they didn't forget, the producers hurried it off screen and took care of it expeditiously 🥳
lol
"Now they handcuffed him, right? NO! They just BEAT his ass and LEAVE him there!"
And the man grunts in the following. LMAO 😂
😂 this was comedy, but I lost it at “how are they even talking to her, they don’t have radios” and “why is there a burn victim right next to a dentist” unreal
AND that crazy lions head in her office WTF!🦁
Director was not able to get permission to shoot in hospital, so he bs his way to a dentist office instead.
I see where bad boys 2 got the inspiration 😂
The movie looks like a lot of fun to watch but my IQ is already dangerously low and can't afford to loose any more points.
8 months late, but you lost some for misspelling "lose".
Jennifer’s wall art nearly killed me with laughter.
I've been binging your content for the past few hours and I have stomach cramps from non stop laughing.....your voice is perfect for movie breakdowns and your narration is fu*king hilarious.....this is the best channel I've come across in a long time
Which still has me wondering why there aren't millions of views and hundreds of thousands of subscribers!
@@TrilobitesRTasty I can't understand it either.....the UA-cam algorithm hasn't caught up with the channel yet
same here bro
Same here! Was about to leave a comment to that effect until I read this one lol. Awesome channel indeed.
Same
Fun fact: The Redhead Henchwoman/Large man smuggler was in many Star Trek TNG episodes. She was also in Generations and First Contact. She appeared in a total of 43 TNG episodes and 2 movies and survived through all of it.
That is not gates mcfadden
@@marks6663 No, that's Roberta Jean Oppenheimer also known as Cameron. She played Ensign Kellogg among other roles.
She was also a go-go dancer in the Steven Seagal movie Out for Justice
Frank the very definition of the black sidekick.
He's and undercover cop!
No way he could be the star. His hair is no where near fabulous enough.
Joe's hair is SO awesome it even has its own stunt double.
That driver had his mustache burned clean off, pretty gruesome. Also that decapitation was technically done with a "wakizashi", it means really short Japanese sword.
Damn. You sure speak fluent Japanese.
@@grank8189 are you Fuj Fujiyama?
@@NIDELLANEUM🤣🤣🤣
Steven Seagal is so pissed off that why this movie idea didnt come to his mind
My girlfriend took me to watch a stupid chick flick. I told her, I am picking the next movie. So chose this. Halfway through she was like "HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME WATCH THIS?" My oh my! Revenge is really sweeeeeeeet
You are a legend sir! Lol!
@@prixinc1 yea but now she is sleeping with his dad and mom
I hope you explained to her that you weren't making her watch it, you were giving her the gift of watching it...
Wait, she watched half the film before she made her comment? She's definitely a keeper.
🤣🤣🤣
The part about the lion face in Jennifer's office had me laughing so hard I think I got a hernia. 🤣. My stomach is literally hurting from laughter
Yes! That was hilarious
This movie is the best example of what you get when a porn movies producers and actors team decide to make an action movie.
Even in porn women are not so desperate for sex as in this movie
Fun fact: "Freeze" means "japanese stop"
if I never have an interaction with a nurse like the one in this movie i will have to consider my life a complete waste of time.
Do you like what you see?
You, and about a zillion other men with nurse fantasies 😍🤫
"The jokes, the only thing in this movie that isn't funny". I laughed my balls off at this.🤣
every buddy cop movie ripped off samurai cop
Even cops who are buddies outside of movies ripped off Samurai Cop
Serpico ripped off Samurai Cop too. So did the Last Samurai. And Inception
I think I've watched each and every single one of your videos at least ten times. Many days your channel is on auto-play. The jokes never gets old, even when you know the joke is coming. I've watched many of these movies growing up and I have to say.... it's not the same movie I remember. Many other channels review the same movies, but your review/jokes takes the cake. This channel has gotten me through some tough times recently.
"I'm going to be honest with you, I think they got the wrong van", always gets me.
Amen, brother. And he does even another video on the same movie and still makes it hilarious.
The dialogue and the fight scenes are exactly what rings of power tries to achieve as well.
Ouch
And I liked your character in Into The Badlands
Of course Samurai Cop had much better budget ;-)
Your narration makes your videos very rewatchable lol. I was sad when I finished every video you made so I'll just watch them all again while I wait for new ones. Thanks Space Ice.
I lost it when the guy tried taking cover behind those skinny pipes lmao!!
"It means 'Japanese sword'" is just burned into my memory at this point.
11:10 I choose to believe that the actor broke character because how ridiculous the scene was, and everyone else was onboard on how nonsense the movie is so they deliberately left the blooper in.
“I want you to BURN his house into a bloodbath!”
That’d be worth watching! LOL
10:21 "did he just lose his dooty-belt too?" Lmfao 🤣😂🤣💀💀💀
The lionhead had me laugh out loud. I needed this. Usually these videos are humorous background videos for work, but this one requires and deserves full attention.
Dude, you're one of the best/funniest movie reviewers, and I'm thoroughly enjoying your reviews! I just can't believe you didn't mention the red paint balls they were shooting at the guy. They were flying everywhere! lol
This film seriously looks like a spoof of cop buddy movies.
Both the RiffTrax and RiffTrax Live versions are just terrific, as is this video. Great job as usual, Space Ice.
Watch the 30th anniversary, or some shit, interview with Matt Hannon. Man is still a god. Still rocking that glorious, glorious hair-do. Still buff. He gives a lot of being the scenes details. Like how they needed more footage, months after the close of shooting, and Matt had cut his hair, for some reason. So they found that ridiculous wig, and said fuck it, let’s do it.
The director decided halfway through filming to just scrap the whole movie so matt hannon cut his hair, then the director all of sudden had a change of heart and wanted to finish it so matt had to wear a wig
The chief is the best part of this movie for me. He just goes progressively more insane.
6:17 Wish you has extended that scene for a couple of more seconds, right after they run over the guy Frank says "Oh, man!" 😆
That's the kind of thing that made me do this as a list instead of a recap. It's so jam packed with ridiculousness, the video would be twice as long as the movie
@@SpaceIce Good job on this. 👍
Siskel and Ebert ain't got nothing on you Space Ice, your clear and concise review of this movie had me running to Blockbuster to before this flick sold out
I lost it at them talking to the helicopter and Jennifer, I haven't laughed like that in a while. Great Job! SUBBED!
Between the pure majestic hair and linguistic skills joe is what Steven Segal could only aspire to be
This film is WAY more entertaining than anything Seagal has ever done
Dude, this channel is amazing and I've been laughing with these reviews for days
same!!!
This movie and review was as good as your Seagal classics which are top notch. A lot of people seem to know this movie. I never heard of it but I actually loved the jokes you highlighted, and I found Joe and Frank to be endearing characters. This was fun!
"He is pretty upset about the whole, "hospital decapitation" thing" 🤣😂
This is the movie I want played at my funeral. Everyone has to sit through the whole thing or they have to be buried alive with me 😂
You sir are one sick individual!!
…and I love it! Congratulations, Bastard!
I've watched this movie, beginning to end 3 times and it's so bad it's good. I tried watching the sequel but couldn't get into it. What makes it so good is the director Amir. He was deceased so couldn't do the sequel.
What makes it good is it was trying to be a real movie. The sequel was trying to be bad.
05:14 Mental Note: before a car chase, make sure you have all your wheels inflated at the precise pressure
Fun Fact: He has a wig on in certain scenes because after filming was done he cut his hair but later was called back for some re-shoots and the only wig they could find was a woman's.
I’d like to believe that this was the seminal work that inspired Kung Fury.
Kung fury is fantastic!
The reason why the "officer" in the hospital is wearing a questionable policeman costume is according to an interview, the cast brought their own clothes, as a way to cut costs by the director, Amir Shervan.
i cant stop laughing at "god damn it Jennifer, what the fuck is wrong with you???" ahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahhahahaah
Same here lol, that one really cracked me up good XD
Oscar worthy that!
You too? My stomach hurts from that I laughed so hard.
When he grabbed bad guys neck and says freeze, I lost it. Sooo underrated.
The police chief had me dead🤣😭
Same. Hands down the only entertaining person in the movie.
@@RaneBoDasch for real! They should of had him more in there
One can only hope
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Ayo... Dude said, "I think they got the wrong van." 🤣🤣🤣
“They cut a big portion of it off” caught me off guard lmao
Thanks for the gems! Hilariously inspirational for any young producers, directors and actors out there. Anything is possible!!
This channel is underrated. Keep up the good work!
That's bullshit. Every one of his viewers highly rates this channel.
Look, that “why did you go under?” “…….because I’m an undercover cop!?” bit was HILARIOUS 😂
His hair was different near the end of the movie because they had to do re-shoots after the movie wrapped, but "Joe" had cut his hair for another project. So, he had to wear a wig to finish the shots.
Imagine having to do reshoots of this shit . My hair would fall off too
@@docb4304 And if you really think about it, how bad were the FIRST shots if the re-shot ones that made it into the final cut were the best ones?
The pain they went through to put this out. The unnecessary sacrifices, the wig, the massive chin, the waiter, the horny confused doctor, he's a samari?
Ah yes, the Katana, the only Japanese sword to have ever Japanese sworded. No other types of Japanese swords have ever Japanese sworded as hard as the Japanese sword because that's what Katana means... even though it doesn't.
You question an actual samurai??
Toyota means Japanese car
Sushi roll is a mini rice burrito
@@docb4304 what about Honda, not the sump wrestler
You sound kinda like a death merchant dude.
"And he still can't hit the vehicle!" It's almost like they didn't have the budget to damage the car or something lol!!!
Check out the hubcaps in the car chase scene: they're missing before the chase starts, but then they're on during the chase. This movie is pure gold!
It's impossible to watch this without pausing to laugh many times. 😂
This, together with The Room, should be treasured - Love to see more movies like this
Troll 2. Thank me later
Tbh that "im an undercover cop" makes me jiggle more than 99% of new movies ever could 😂
I somehow managed almost the whole video by just chuckling, but Fuj Fujiyama at 18:06 was too much. "F**k it, his name is now Fuj Fujiyama". 😅
These reviews are my daily dose of anxiety reducer...Thanks Space Ice
The opening chase scene alone is a work of unintentional comedic genius. I was in literal tears from laughing at it.
Your explanation of these movies is out of control funny! 🤣
This is the Plan 9 of samurai movies.
Lmfao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
"Doesn't want to admit that he lost his Uniform" 😭
...sick in bed with covid truly feeling like life sucks...and then I watch this and get the biggest laugh I have had in weeks...great job Space - you now have a new subscriber...👍🏽😎
I hope you got over your regular flu with a very low death rate compared with other regular flus
I hope you didn't get vaccinated. Remain a PUREBLOOD and don't die of myocharditis.
@@tonypaterson5723
What does someone telling the truth have to do with sex or videogames?
And you said he had a very obsessive and weird response? lol
Funny that you use "incel or gamer" as an insult, stock Liberal NPC behavior.
"Covid 19", which has a 99.98% survival rate, was one of the 21st centuries greatest cons.
Step 3 of the Four steps for ideological subversion, as outlined by former KGB Agent Yuri Bezmenov.
Crisis
Creation of economic, financial, and national security crisis. Also includes social crisis and breakdown of previous self-evident restrictions on moral behavior. Cloward Piven approach to overloading the system, more takers than producers. The crisis produces benevolent leaders who will promise to deliver things to meet people's needs (Hope and Change) through social and economic justice. False illusions that the situation is under control if strategic directions are followed. (Bailouts, regulations of industry and so forth).
---After printing out trillions of dollars to bail us out, what ended up happening? Did it fix anything? No, inflation is the highest it has been in decades.
US Billionaires 10 TIMES RICHER Over Last 2 Years - UA-cam (Really Graceful)
“The 10 richest men in the world doubled their funds during the last two years.-increasing from approximately $700 billion to $1.5 trillion between March 2020 and November 2021 -- *the incomes of approximately 99% of people around the globe fell during that time, and more than 160 million people have been forced into poverty, the Oxfam report added.”*
If you were an honest person, or least less ignorant, you would know that the corporations which benefitted most from the lockdowns are run by Liberals.
Looking at the current economy, and which political power seems to be in charge, it's all leading to the second part of the crisis stage, which is as follows.
This is a major step lasting up to six weeks and involves a revolutionary change of power. This is where a cataclysmic event (civil war, invasion) upsets and divides the country thereby creating panic among the citizens. Recent examples include the 2011 upheavals in the Middle East, most notably Egypt and Libya. To Americans, symptoms would include circumventing the Constitution and altering the checks and balances of government, and possibly martial law.
Liberal Marxists, with their ties to China, will be blamed for all of our economic and social problems, which then leads to DJT and other Republicans leading a revolutionary change of power against Liberal Democrats.