I mean, I've literally never heard of van Damme outside of his acting but every time Segal isn't acting (and 80% of the time when he is) he's an annoying douchebag. He's also a cop, which automatically makes him uncool. All that automatically makes van Damme better. Plus he can do the splits in a way that isn't comedic so... Lol, I forgot about that brick wall at the end of the time sled track, fucking hilarious, somebody call OSHA.
@@fighthighlights2201 …and the fact that van Damme takes a break from the intense action to return to Thailand and enjoy dancing with those two good looking women for 45 minutes. It’s really what i look forward to in each SpaceIce video😂
I was listening to these while driving down the road (I wasn’t watching just listening )and I was laughing so hard I couldn’t keep my eyes open -so this guy almost killed me.
Looking back at JCVD movies, they actually do hold up. The action is epic. Brings back good childhood memories of watching these... We were essentially raised by this man. Respect.
It's definitely based on a true story, but none of the people actually die here. Re-upload because UA-cam didn't think that was made clear. Yes, I'm serious
You are confusing Jean Claude with Chuck Norris. For the sake of humanity, don't do that again, last time someone did that was when the dinosaurs ruled the world and look up what happened. Not good, not good at all.
🤣"He shoots Van Damme only two to three feet away, with a taser..but Van Damme still able to wake up.... assest what is happening...and dodge" I laughed👍
Its blowing up right now. I stumbled across Space Ice maybe a week ago and he gained maybe 10000 subs in that time. Which is great, the guy is hilarious.
Just discovered your channel 😃 PSA: Don't watch these reviews while working out. I was going for a max bench and suddenly burst out laughing. Luckily I channeled my inner JCVD and spin kicked the weight off my chest 💪
I was doing some burpees while watching it, and accidentally pushed myself up through the concrete roof into the apartment of the upstairs neighbour's, who turned out to be Steve Buscemi.
The opening scene in Timecop is one of my favorite opening scenes of any movie/film ever. I knew we were dealing with time travel, but I still did not expect that to happen. It inspired me to imagine so many ways in which I'd use contemporary weapons to take things in the past lol.
Found your videos about a week ago, let me tell you I can’t stop watching them either in the work truck, or as my substitute for TV. Keep up the great work!
I saw this the first time it aired on TV as a boy. I instantly went through puberty because of the kitchen split scene. I was 7. I hit 6'1 before JCVD's feet were back on the floor.
"So she ditches ferris & gets with JCVD - talk about an upgrade" - absolutely love this guys literary breakdowns. in fact this guys interpretation is often far better than the original movie... but seems to only work with JCVD or Steven Seagal movies!. Tho in fairness I don't think that JCVD dancing scene could ever get old, timeless masterpiece.
Bro, your videos have popped up dozens of times but I never clicked... UNTIL TWO DAYS AGO! I can't stop watching them! You're hilarious! I've been sending your vids to all my friends.
My dude.. you are hilarious!! I just found you about 3 months ago, but have been addicted since, and out of all your content, this one, TIMECOP, has been thee best.. not the, no no, THEE best one so far. Mind you, my favorites are the seagull ones, then the JCVD vs the gull movies.. but this one has your total number, price, and exchange on it. Its Amazing, pure gold!
Thank you Space Ice for uploading Time Cop. This world needs your madness more than ever. My girlfriend is about to break up with me because I can't stop talking about you. If Van Damme was here... he would do roundhouse kick to her face! Yea!
i pause this 50 times to have time to laugh,at 51 i had to go in another room to laugh,to not wake my kid :))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I tell you,this is Gold.Never!!!.....don`t stop this :X
Don't stop, these are the most insanely funny reviews ever. Van Damme repeating his most badass Splits. He has the most badass line "Huh I'm still kicking I'm must be on Broadway."
Dude awesome review. I laughed so hard I woke my neighbors up got the cops called on me. When I told them why they sat down and watched your review with me. Then afterwards they promptly arrested my neighbors for dissing JCVD. Love this movie a true classic.
I kind of like the looks of the self-driving cars in this movie. They're like mini tanks, which is helpful because if they get in an accident, they're not going to crumple like soda cans.
Love the Achy brakey heart hairdoo's , hillarious, I cant believe I bought this movie on Laser Disc when I was living in Hong Kong in the early 90ties.
Check out my Patreon for ad-free and censorship free videos: patreon.com/Space_Ice
Found this cannel 2 weeks ago. Funny as F.
*ICE PIRATES*
It's my birthday month....probably the best part, finding this channel.
Great video, but more folks need to watch Greatest story never told. xD History's a bitch.
Every time i have a bad day I watch this channel and laugh my ass off, keep doing the sarcastic videos. it's awesome!
Love how you absolutely shit over Steven Segal and treat Van Damme like the second coming. Totally accurate and reflects my view perfectly.
unbiased reviews are what this channel is all about
As it should be
I mean, I've literally never heard of van Damme outside of his acting but every time Segal isn't acting (and 80% of the time when he is) he's an annoying douchebag. He's also a cop, which automatically makes him uncool. All that automatically makes van Damme better. Plus he can do the splits in a way that isn't comedic so...
Lol, I forgot about that brick wall at the end of the time sled track, fucking hilarious, somebody call OSHA.
@@malkeus6487 yeah, Segal isn't even a real cop. He's just into cosplay and the police have a laugh behind his back
True
Van Damme dancing in Thailand is the most pure form of joy on this Earth.
"Terminator 2 rips it off 3 years prior" lmfaooo 🤣🤣🤣
It's time travel, you wouldn't get it.
Dude I was rolling
James Cameron steals from everyone
T2 was released in 1991, but takes place in 1995. And Timecop was released in 1994, so the math works out.
@@RichV20 That works out a lot better than those recent Terminator grabagefests.
I don't want to watch movies anymore, just summaries of them by this guy.
“Some women have all the luck” dude I laughed so loud I woke my kids up lol
pfftt.. sure you did
🤣
And went back in time and did it again.
Cos I thought it can't be funny twice.
Twice the D
They don’t need sleep anyway.
Quite possibly the greatest movie review in human history
“He then proudly shows his belief in rights for women” *punches her right in in the face. Gawd I love this channel
punched her _right_ in the face with his _right_ hand lol
It's funny because I'm pretty sure van Damme actually assaulted a woman while on a drug bender in the 80s
Thats equality in its best !
@@brunospfc8511 you’re goddam right my friend. That’s why I love it here
With Van Damme it's equal rights, equal lefts and equal high kicks.
The fact that you add the dance scene in EVERY van damme movie review makes me laugh every time. Love these vids
I'm waiting for the VanDamme dance in everyone of these videos.
@@fighthighlights2201 …and the fact that van Damme takes a break from the intense action to return to Thailand and enjoy dancing with those two good looking women for 45 minutes. It’s really what i look forward to in each SpaceIce video😂
Please never stop these insanely funny reviews! Comedy gold sir
I was listening to these while driving down the road (I wasn’t watching just listening )and I was laughing so hard I couldn’t keep my eyes open -so this guy almost killed me.
Me too. His videos and a hour drive to work is a deadly combination. But I can't stop. Must watch them all.
@@thedumbguncollector5546 is your next meeting for next weekend so if I get to the beach I’ll
@@thedumbguncollector5546 so you're like those type of people who sue McDonald's because it made them fat....
@@Menibor1 good idea!
Looking back at JCVD movies, they actually do hold up. The action is epic. Brings back good childhood memories of watching these... We were essentially raised by this man. Respect.
Jcvd movies almost always include some righteous boobs too.
Yes sir
@@fezchavez Universal Soldier was a sexual awakening for a lot of gay guys 🍑
I just now realized I watched Time Cop as a pre-teen.
for some straight ones too. @@AndrewNewZealand
Van Damme makes even mullets look good, no one beats Van Damme at anything.
Man can ski in loafers
I think seagal beats him in one area: shitting himself while trying to look like a badass
Chick Norris would like a word with you.
Still rocking the mullet in the mid nineties
No one beast Van Damme, Chuck Norris beats no one, everyone just goes into submission, ergo Chuck Norris beats Van Damme.
“Terminator 2 completely ripped it off…”
🤨
“…three years prior.”
😂
It's definitely based on a true story, but none of the people actually die here. Re-upload because UA-cam didn't think that was made clear.
Yes, I'm serious
Is this a re-upload?
Yes
It’s cool I’ll just watch it again
UA-cam is so uncool. :/
YT thinks every movie is a snuff film.
I wonder if they've graduated to deleting comments mentioning snuff films yet.
I love how Van Damme time travels in a vehicle only to emerge without a vehicle.
And travel back without one as well
"space ice voice" Are you physician or some shit ? no ? shut the fuck up shithead ! Watch that damn film ! ^^
The vehicle was too slow so Van Damme got out and legged it the last bit.
...and lands in water only to be dry with a perfect haircut minutes later.
That’s just science.
HEY space ice, as a 40 year old, fat irish man who grew up with this great content, i will say this... we need more of these movies in 2022
You mean movies where the whole point is to be entertained and have fun?
@@SpaceIce yes. Movies without ''The Message''
without any "woke" content👍
@@SpaceIce Exactly that, anyway i really enjoy your content buddy so keep up the good work!
movies like before Disney became an evil Empire
JCVD's push up did not cause him to fly up into the air, JCVD's push up throws the entire Earth away from his fixed point in space.
… which launched Steven Seagal away from the planet into empty space.
@@NothingIsKnown00nah Steven seagull is so heavy that he wouldn't notice the earth being pushed up and down
Chuck Norris is displeased with your comment.
Expect (not so) swift retribution.
You are confusing Jean Claude with Chuck Norris. For the sake of humanity, don't do that again, last time someone did that was when the dinosaurs ruled the world and look up what happened. Not good, not good at all.
😅 mans going to have a near chuck Norris experience.
🤣"He shoots Van Damme only two to three feet away, with a taser..but Van Damme still able to wake up.... assest what is happening...and dodge"
I laughed👍
JCVD has Spider sense 🤣
AND he had drunk a bottle of whisky and was in a drunken stupor.
TimeCop is so good, the move writers went forward in time to find all the best movies ever made and then came back and made this masterpiece.
No plagiarism or copyright issues
This channel is criminally underrated. Keep doing your thing dude, it'll blow up eventually.
I agree
Dude went from 49k to 62k in the past week. Sh*t is blowing up.
Well deserved, especially for how he destroys Seagal.
Its blowing up right now. I stumbled across Space Ice maybe a week ago and he gained maybe 10000 subs in that time. Which is great, the guy is hilarious.
@@johan8969 He's up 25k from 2 weeks ago. Let's blast this channel into the stratosphere.
right!??! i watched this shit for a week straight and it helped me not off myself. i laughed so much
The van damme dance is the best moment in all cinema history 😂
Semi-automatic hair dryer…. That was funny😂😂😂😂
He shows his belief for the rights of women.
Proceeds to throw a right punch!
I know this is a re-upload but I watched it again simply down to its extreme awesomeness.
Same.
1 veiw per Van Damme
Timecop was such a good f’ing movie.
Just discovered your channel 😃
PSA: Don't watch these reviews while working out. I was going for a max bench and suddenly burst out laughing. Luckily I channeled my inner JCVD and spin kicked the weight off my chest 💪
I was doing some burpees while watching it, and accidentally pushed myself up through the concrete roof into the apartment of the upstairs neighbour's, who turned out to be Steve Buscemi.
I actually went to go see this movie when it was released and loved it. One of the most underrated sci fi movies ever.
The constipated voice makes these videos so much better
you mean “the manliest voice on the planet”
He sounds like a good comic version of the old time movie trailer voice dude
Constipation before narration
I thought he had a "conspiration theorist" voice, but your theory is better.
WOLVERINE
All kidding aside timecop is on of the best sci-fi movies
09:36 “It all culminates *FU!* It all culminates…” Omg, dying laughing over here!
I just commented what you said damn near verbatim!! I’m on like my 10th watch!! LMAOOO!!!
My favorite part!
RIGHT LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO!!!
This is the best movie ever. I have watched it at least 1sth times.
Gotta respect van dam I mean every movie he flies to Thailand and dances the dedication wow!!!
The opening scene in Timecop is one of my favorite opening scenes of any movie/film ever. I knew we were dealing with time travel, but I still did not expect that to happen. It inspired me to imagine so many ways in which I'd use contemporary weapons to take things in the past lol.
If you're into reading or audiobooks, check out the author Harry Turtledove.
That's Exactly what he writes about.
Found your videos about a week ago, let me tell you I can’t stop watching them either in the work truck, or as my substitute for TV. Keep up the great work!
FELT. I just found it last night
Me too. Started watching like 2 weeks ago.
Came across them last week by fluke, really funny and entertainingly hilarious
same here.. just about a week ago and seen most of em by now.
WAY better than actually watching these shitty movies 😂😂😂
I saw this the first time it aired on TV as a boy.
I instantly went through puberty because of the kitchen split scene.
I was 7. I hit 6'1 before JCVD's feet were back on the floor.
My god the push up in the kitchen is SO INCREDIBLE
"So she ditches ferris & gets with JCVD - talk about an upgrade" - absolutely love this guys literary breakdowns. in fact this guys interpretation is often far better than the original movie... but seems to only work with JCVD or Steven Seagal movies!. Tho in fairness I don't think that JCVD dancing scene could ever get old, timeless masterpiece.
Don't forget, because "She's only human"! 😅
Protect JCVD at all cost . Voice gives it a man cave feel in here
Every thumbs up you get is from someone in their mancave including me.
@@JIBMONEY 🏆
This channel is bloody BRILLIANT!
I cant wait for universal soldier to be chosen, the Thailand dance scene in that film is fireee
Absolutely! How does this badass channel only have 65,000 subscribers. It's so good, it's worth a few million.
I don't blame you for the re upload, more people need to catch on to this channel. Very funny and strangely comforting.
Nobody can top seagal (russki superstar) when it comes to sh1t movies.
Vandamme=less views than seagal.
Russki p0w3r.
Davaï, cyka blyat tovarisch.
This movie was absurdly better than i remembered.
“A push-up, so powerful…”
I’m subbin😆
"We're not sure if we can trust you anymore." "Let's send you back in time instead of someone we do trust."
Bro, your videos have popped up dozens of times but I never clicked... UNTIL TWO DAYS AGO! I can't stop watching them! You're hilarious! I've been sending your vids to all my friends.
sooo. 2 people
@@jesseramirez9062 ...How did you know?!
My dude.. you are hilarious!! I just found you about 3 months ago, but have been addicted since, and out of all your content, this one, TIMECOP, has been thee best.. not the, no no, THEE best one so far. Mind you, my favorites are the seagull ones, then the JCVD vs the gull movies.. but this one has your total number, price, and exchange on it. Its Amazing, pure gold!
A movie that could perfectly predict 2004 from ten years before is nothing short of supernatural
What will happen in 2033?
And with perfect accuracy.
This movie was good , one of good movies of JCVD
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time the narrator is so funny all his narrative has me cracking up
My grandfather was a B17 tail-gunner in ww2 and he passed away this week. RIP Corporal E.T. Flood and bless you for your service.
Van Damme moves like he's always constantly flexing every muscle he had at the same time.
Look at the knife fight and tell me im wrong😂😂😂
I love when this guy puts the Van Damme dance in this upload 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Timecop amazing and needs 4K release
Another certified hood classic 🔥
biitch you aint no G, square
Greatest movie ever! Blessings!
If ever I’m flicking through the channels and come across Timecop I will always watch it! Must’ve seen it 10 times!
Saw this in the theater and that split was a religious experience. All praise JCVD.
Dude, do you have a patreon? I’d gladly pay to support you making more of these masterpieces. Also, please do Starship Troopers!
I really liked this movie. Definitely one of JCVDs best movies
The dance bit gets me every time.. 😂
I found a bloodsport/timecop DVD once. Was the greatest moment of my life
I hope Van Damme watched all your videos. These are gold!!
I actually burst out laughing when the balloon sculptures doing splits came into frame. Great movie. Van Damme/10
Thank you Space Ice for uploading Time Cop. This world needs your madness more than ever. My girlfriend is about to break up with me because I can't stop talking about you. If Van Damme was here... he would do roundhouse kick to her face! Yea!
She’s doing you a favor. Alexander Grace knows most girlfriends, especially if they become wives, are drones not worth your time.
this awesomeness is absolutely insane, I still cant believe i saw this in a movie theater!
I could have sworn I've seen this one before....oh well more time traveling JCVD!
yea i was confused too. in the description he explains that UA-cam deleted the vid so he had to reupload
i pause this 50 times to have time to laugh,at 51 i had to go in another room to laugh,to not wake my kid :))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I tell you,this is Gold.Never!!!.....don`t stop this :X
Don't stop, these are the most insanely funny reviews ever. Van Damme repeating his most badass Splits. He has the most badass line "Huh I'm still kicking I'm must be on Broadway."
You should get a TV show were you do this to all the movies. This is pure gold
This looks like a rerun. Oh well worth watching twice.
LMFAO! Dude, you’re nailing these movies!
My face hurts, man. You have knocked it out of the park yet again.
Thank you for this.
My faith in humanity is restored.
These are the movie reviews I have been missing from my life. Keep them coming!
I like how Steve Buscemi is in Timecop and Escape From New York. He has a great agent.
Dude you are amazing. Watching JCVD could only be better by your epic commentary lol
So..... he's like, a Cop that travels through time, then? A 'Timecop'? Brilliant!
I was not known for laughing out loud before I came across this channel. Now my wife thinks I'm taking drugs 😆
Dude awesome review. I laughed so hard I woke my neighbors up got the cops called on me. When I told them why they sat down and watched your review with me. Then afterwards they promptly arrested my neighbors for dissing JCVD. Love this movie a true classic.
Time Cop blew my mind! 🤯
I love the admiration and man-crushing towards JCVD in each video.
Dude, congrats on the 50k+ subs on the past month!!! You rule!
its still the best start to a movie after all these years...so awsum when watched for the first time
The balloon figures in the shopping mall in the shape of Van Damme doing the splits, dead 😄
I thought I was the first to notice. 😢
Space ice is the JCVD of comedy.
My dude, keep up the great work.
I highly recommend the 80's classic Ice Pirates.
I just woke up from a 13 year coma from not realizing that it was JCVDs voice at the beginning talking to Ferris Beullers girlfriend.
That was a great experience to watching this movie in theater back then.
I kind of like the looks of the self-driving cars in this movie. They're like mini tanks, which is helpful because if they get in an accident, they're not going to crumple like soda cans.
That "the Brain from Belgium" bit earned my thumbs up. Lol.
I love how both JCV and seagal movies are pretty much the same, but you respect JCV's work ethic way more lol.
For real.
The difference in effort is crystal clear.
Plus Van Damme actually bothers to stay in shape for his movies.
Not some fat fuck who doesn't even have good choreography other than slapping.
Jcvd is also jacked as hell
@@raysmith3920Someone told Seagal he needed to get jacked, and the doughboy thought that meant he should eat more cheese.
Loved this movie of JVCD.
I love how the balloon men are doing the splits after the nerd conference on time travel
Love the Achy brakey heart hairdoo's , hillarious, I cant believe I bought this movie on Laser Disc when I was living in Hong Kong in the early 90ties.
i almost got disappointed there was no dancing until it came at the closing moments. i can sleep well tonight
You have the greatest sense of humour in all the UA-cam!!! You are awesome!!!
I'm glad we can all agree that "Timecop" is the best Van Damme movie ever made. 🤗
P.s. Maximum Impact... 👏
I believe Double Impact was slept on but Death Warrant is on regular replay in my house🤣🤣
@@Bighead2K1 double Impact! Agreed 👍🍻🇦🇺
Bloodsport imo
@@Mastervading4306 I think we can all agree, Either BloodSport or Kickboxer was what got us all into the V.D kick splits 🙌🙏🏻👐
I vote for Bloodsport ❤️
Thank you for showing me how badass Van Damme is! I am going to dig out his vintage movies while i got locked up for COVID-19.
You gotta do more Van-Damn vids. I almost forgot how amazing he was lol