Thank you for your service to ENTERTAINMENT!! Not this BS "I watched it so you don't have to" but that you watched it and can make it ENTERTAINING!! Tears of laughter and SO rewatchable!! I'm happy to sign up. Now I can say this awesomeness exists (in part) because of me 🤣🤷🏾♂️🥃
You gotta appreciate how no matter how bad things get in a JCVD film he always finds some time to go to his favorite bar in Thailand to have a little fun. Now that's a man who has his priorities in check.👍
Truth!! I thought it was awesome he got recognized in one of carbot's recent Elden Ring episodes, #34. Both are my no miss channels ua-cam.com/video/5yUXggS00So/v-deo.html
"If a fight between two Van Damme's ever broke out, it would have been an extinction level event..." Give that mom a medal for saving humanity in multiple ways.
@@edwardngugi3537 that was number one of JCVD's films for the longest time until I realized that he could have been reading a dictionary and have grade school play quality production and still make a movie worth watching out of that between his accent just being badass sounding and his natural charisma&charm
@@Terra_Lopez JCVD of course. Laughed my ass off seeing pic's of him drunk at a CroCop family get together. But speaking of Seagal, if you haven't seen The Cock puncher, you should. 😂
11:40 I will never get tired of Space Ice managing to shoehorn in Van Damme's iconic Thai bar dance scene in every one of his movie reviews and the scenarios he comes up with just to make it possible🤣🤣🤣
Thank you Space Ice!!! The whole family is crying how much fun we had. Man you're so amazing,not like JCVD but close enough... God bless you Sir for making our day better...This was really good stuff you've made...
"This lady, still standing there in the burning building, is star struck, terrified and aroused" I can't man, I laughed too hard at work, people just looked at me all awkward..
I remember an appearance JCVD made on David Letterman where he started dancing for the audience during the commercial break, exactly like the clip from Thailand. When the commercial break ended they were trying to tell him that they were back on air to resume the interview but he just kept dancing, blissfully unaware.
These just keep getting better and better. I'm not sure what I'm more impressed by, JCVD always being a badass, or Space's ability to entertain me with each and every new video.
There needs to be a Space Ice video talking about the awesomeness of the double Van Damme role treatment. So far I count 4 times he’s done it… Double Impact (twins), Time Cop (time travel back to himself), Maximum Risk (also twins), Replicant (clone). Fun little known fact.. Van Damme pitched to Stallone that he should come back in the 3rd Expendables as his Expendables 2 characters’ evil twin (no really, he actually did).
The thailand bar dance scence makes my day every single time. I am so happy that JCVD made sure to have a clause in all his contracts making a thailand bar dance scene mandatory for each movie.
Van Damme's most underrated movie next to In Hell. Those fights with Red Face (Stefanos Miltsakakis) were fantastic. That tape recorder scene near the end also almost made me tear up.
I have a theory Van Damme is actually Space Ice and is running this channel, albeit with some highly advanced voice modulator that makes him sound like a sarcastic Brit who's lost his accent, as a way of knocking down Seagal as much as possible.
"An extinction level event" 🤣😂😅😀🤣😅 the "holy sh*t red face" moments were genuinely surprising and awesome! But not more awesome than the 16 hour dance scene! 👌😎
and further, I find it incredibly noble and spectacularly brave that Space Ice continues to use his unique voice and privileged platform to continue to speak out against the abomination that is pineapple on pizzas. Remember people, silence signifies assent. Bless you and your sacred work, sir.
I don't know how I keep forgetting about the Thailand bar scene in every single Van Damme video until it pops up again and I start laughing like a madman.
Ok, I was trying to hold my laughs to not stop the video but I lost it at "and the officer rush out and apologies before offering to take him wherever he needs to go". That's where I am now. Jesus, Space Ice, bro, you're are getting better and better.
“Mary Lou Wreckin’”caused me to literally laugh out loud in the airport as I’m waiting to board my plane. That was a fucking brilliant line. Bravo, Space Ice, bravo.
Whatsup Space Ice, my grandfather was huge Seagel hater, he died few months ago and after watching your videos with Seagal I felt very nice and had nice memory, thanks for that
Your Van Damme movie reviews are even more elaborate and fun than your Seagal movie reviews. You almost create a new script for them! For me, being an old JCVD fan, this staff is gold. Thank you!
As an Italian, I don't know if I have enough words to thank JCVD in helping us all win the crusade against pineapple pizzas, here explained to steven seagal's fans: 🍍+🍕= 🚫!
Check out my Patreon for ad-free and censorship free videos: patreon.com/Space_Ice
The Steven seagal movies are the best bro
Can I ask what movies or TV shows you got the clips from at 1:48 ?
@@carlweaselbear534 Building collapse is from Geostorm, the meteore hit is from Greenland, both Gerard Butler flicks.
You need to review Van Damme’s mentor, Chuck Norris, movies.
Thank you for your service to ENTERTAINMENT!!
Not this BS "I watched it so you don't have to" but that you watched it and can make it ENTERTAINING!!
Tears of laughter and SO rewatchable!!
I'm happy to sign up. Now I can say this awesomeness exists (in part) because of me
🤣🤷🏾♂️🥃
You gotta appreciate how no matter how bad things get in a JCVD film he always finds some time to go to his favorite bar in Thailand to have a little fun. Now that's a man who has his priorities in check.👍
He works hard he plays hard.
Hey man...no spoilers...
If only seagal went to Thailand his movies would have been bettet
@chimba He did go to Thailand, in 'Belly of the Beast', and it was still s***.
The cucking he delivers, especially to the guy on the left with his mean looks 💀💀💀
This is low key the best channel on UA-cam! Let’s get this man to 1 Million subscribers!!!!!
Truth!! I thought it was awesome he got recognized in one of carbot's recent Elden Ring episodes, #34. Both are my no miss channels
ua-cam.com/video/5yUXggS00So/v-deo.html
He will get there. Easy. Dude is hilarious
@@senseiseagal1983 oh hell nah, Steven Seagul
Shout out to floss
Share his videos on social. I do! 😂 Love this shit
When I die, I want Space Ice to give my eulogy, as long as he gives it as if I were Van Damme and not Steven Seagal
Avoid pineapples and you should be fine.
😂😂 that part!
Now we're at the funeral of Dr Klopek, but Van Damme isn't in this scene, so no one fucking cares.
@@MrNegativecreep07 🤣🤣🤣
go to a bar in thailand a shoot a dance video. that's important for the last 2 min of the video
"If a fight between two Van Damme's ever broke out, it would have been an extinction level event..." Give that mom a medal for saving humanity in multiple ways.
Two words Double impact
Apocalyptic levels of Spin Kicks!
@@edwardngugi3537 that's how Europe ended up the way it is now. Never again!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@edwardngugi3537 that was number one of JCVD's films for the longest time until I realized that he could have been reading a dictionary and have grade school play quality production and still make a movie worth watching out of that between his accent just being badass sounding and his natural charisma&charm
The fact that any character JCVD plays knows how to do a spin kick is more believable than Seagal being a Yale professor is just hilarious to me 😂
😂😂😂
Don't you have that backwards though? If the character wasn't proficient at spin kicks, JCVD wouldn't touch the script with a ten foot pole.
My guy learned how to act in this era, he gave several actually more then solid performances people often forget.
@@4Everlast By 'my guy', do you mean JCVD, not Seagal?
@@Terra_Lopez JCVD of course. Laughed my ass off seeing pic's of him drunk at a CroCop family get together.
But speaking of Seagal, if you haven't seen The Cock puncher, you should. 😂
The fact that Maximum Risk, a film with two Van Dammes, has been covered twice on this channel, is perfect.
Was it done twice? Double Impact is also too Damme good with 2 JCVD's
"when you pull a knife on someone and they look this fking bored you are about to get smoked"
well said
Almost wet my pants laughing when I heard that! Soooo good! Want space ice to do my voice-mail message!
"Every day is his lucky day shi*thead"
😭😭😭😭👌
best line ever. 🤣🤣🤣
I can't stress enough how much these videos put a smile on the face. His commentary is hilarious.
Totally agree😆👍
Keeps an eye open and doesn't flinch like a spineless coward
Facts
11:40 I will never get tired of Space Ice managing to shoehorn in Van Damme's iconic Thai bar dance scene in every one of his movie reviews and the scenarios he comes up with just to make it possible🤣🤣🤣
What are you talking about?! Every Van dam movie has a scene of him dancing at his favorite bar. Hahah
He goes there every movie I thought the same one time
😂😂
Even more amazing is how he has shoehorned in some Raid Shadow Legends ads and made them enjoyable.
@@billyanderson8149 Continuity JCVDCU
"Shot with one eye open without flinching like a coward" was such a clear reference to our beloved eyes closed shoot at random "Hero" Seagal 😂😂😂
I've binged all your videos multiple times.
You're what Cinema Sins would be if they didn't completely sell out.
Bravo, good sir.
Oh no what happened to them?
JCVD would never allow that to happen
Holy shit truer words could not have been spoken
Wait what the hell happened I haven’t seen them since highschool
@@Cyborg647 they just ain't funny
Space Ice was definitely in the zone for this one. And that Redface running gag had me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I double dare the world to make a movie with...three Van Dammes! It would usher in a new Golden Age for the human race.
Triple Impact!!
😅
Or the end of the human race
Triple Punetration
This isn't Rings Of Power.
JCVDx3 = Jean Claude Van Damme, Jesus Christ Van Damme, and Jackie Chan Van Damme.
That "confusing cross between Vincent D'onofrio and uncle Fester" comment made me spit my drink 🤣
"But the fire is such a dick, it shot the f&$king lawyer"😂🤣. Space ice never misses
Thank you Space Ice!!!
The whole family is crying how much fun we had.
Man you're so amazing,not like JCVD but close enough...
God bless you Sir for making our day better...This was really good stuff you've made...
These movies never fail to remind me, that sometimes you just gotta let loose, and have a little fun...
A few hours we go banking!
@@cologist 😭
Get some rest 😴
"This lady, still standing there in the burning building, is star struck, terrified and aroused" I can't man, I laughed too hard at work, people just looked at me all awkward..
"He goes to the Russians on their home turf, New York"
I love you space ice
Space Ice and JCVD are life.
Don't forget Steven Seagal.
The best thing about Jean-Claude Van Damme, is the fact that he has so many damme twins!
HA
You can't have too much of a good thing.
In fact, he has sextuplets that his mom 's been releasing one by one
Twice the Van Damme for the price of one movie. A great deal.
At the 5:00 mark, "confusing cross between Vincent D'Onofrio and Uncle Fester" had me rolling.
I remember an appearance JCVD made on David Letterman where he started dancing for the audience during the commercial break, exactly like the clip from Thailand. When the commercial break ended they were trying to tell him that they were back on air to resume the interview but he just kept dancing, blissfully unaware.
That's literally the best part of the interview, why stop him?
These are gold Jerry ..GOLD!!!
These just keep getting better and better. I'm not sure what I'm more impressed by, JCVD always being a badass, or Space's ability to entertain me with each and every new video.
This video is a MASTERPIECE!!!
You really topped yourself with this one. Absolutely hilarious writing.
Mr Space Ice, the angelic music at the most random or inappropriate time is what makes this the greatest movie review ever.
the love for JCVD permeates every single joke.
“Van Damme, you’re a magician” 🤣🤣
There needs to be a Space Ice video talking about the awesomeness of the double Van Damme role treatment. So far I count 4 times he’s done it… Double Impact (twins), Time Cop (time travel back to himself), Maximum Risk (also twins), Replicant (clone).
Fun little known fact.. Van Damme pitched to Stallone that he should come back in the 3rd Expendables as his Expendables 2 characters’ evil twin (no really, he actually did).
Evil-er JCVD twin makes perfect sense. 👍
I would have loved that
Well the ending fight of expandables 2 was insane, no one would ever believe Stallone could take Van Damme out ! So yeah he did deserved another shot.
Jcvd evil twin is part of the gun and accordion community.
It's a bit surprising that Universal Soldier didn't do a double Van Damme after adding cloning into the series.
You never fail to impress, Mr. Ice. Yours is some of the most genuine laugh out loud content available for public consumption.
I know the Seagal videos get more views, but the JCVD vids are the pinnacle of this channel.
I love space ice 😂😂😂😂 theeeee best!!!!
Every time I think his last video is his best one, he come with another.. Protect Space Ice at all cost!!!
The thailand bar dance scence makes my day every single time. I am so happy that JCVD made sure to have a clause in all his contracts making a thailand bar dance scene mandatory for each movie.
Van Damme's most underrated movie next to In Hell. Those fights with Red Face (Stefanos Miltsakakis) were fantastic. That tape recorder scene near the end also almost made me tear up.
In Hell is my absolute favorite. What a brutal movie
@@twistedtrailerparktales2126 Have you seen the Bouncer? It's just as good as that one. One of the finest actings from JCVD.
@@twistedtrailerparktales2126Is that the one where he goes undercover in a jail?
@@alexmartin3143 No, thats Death Warrant.
@@alexmartin3143 on In Hell, Van Damme Is put in jail because he kills His wife's killer. Pretty brutal movie.
"His partner shows him how to deal with problems the French way" "heeeelp" 😂 I'm dying 😂
It's always a delight waiting for the greatest dance scene ever shot to be spiced into ALL of JCVD's films...
I have a theory Van Damme is actually Space Ice and is running this channel, albeit with some highly advanced voice modulator that makes him sound like a sarcastic Brit who's lost his accent, as a way of knocking down Seagal as much as possible.
Nah, people just love JCVD movies, it's a known fact.
JCVD loves JCVD the most, #1.
Space Ice is JCVD. Space Ice is a goddamn Saint.
That's hard to say because JCVD is loved by 100% of humanity. Just like Seagal is hated by 110% of humanity and the rest of the universe.
HAHAHAHA
@@Pyke64 , I don’t. Lol 😂
One of the best Van Damme movies. The fight scenes are so gritty.
All JCVD movies are the best. Not one of -- THE best. All of them.
@@Wavicle yeah LoL
Man, Space Ice is at the top of his game with this video!
Inspired by JCVD, he gives his ALL!
Seeing a new Space Ice video is better than scoring drugs.
"An extinction level event"
🤣😂😅😀🤣😅
the "holy sh*t red face" moments were genuinely surprising and awesome! But not more awesome than the 16 hour dance scene! 👌😎
The earth can't handle that many spin kicks
This might be your best one yet
The timing of him kicking that pizza while you're saying "fucking pizza" at 7:23 is perfect.
ALL pizzas around the world that have Pineapples on them needs to be kicked by JCVD.
Love the completely objective unbiased movie recap.
3:56 “I lie for a living” is Seagal actually describing his later film career, once sitting up got to be too hard. Now he lies for a living.
Yes!!! It's Friday 😍!!;!!
lmao i love how you figure out a way to put that dancing scene in every time lmao
This has been the worst week of my life (so far). This video has really cheered me up 👍
JCVD is so awesome that he finally gave Space Ice a running gag to use, and I love it.
This badass interpretation seems even better than the original movie, if that is possible.
The best line -Look, If you pull a knife on someone and they look this board, then your about to get smoked. CLASSIC!
The closest Seagal has ever gotten to a Thailand dance scene is that time he tried to Chechnyan dance
This is my favorite one, bar none!
I lost my job, wife left me, somebody stole my truck and the dog died but none of that matters now. Thank you Space Ice.
"He went from red face to red paste". You cant beat that a phrase like that lol
and further, I find it incredibly noble and spectacularly brave that Space Ice continues to use his unique voice and privileged platform to continue to speak out against the abomination that is pineapple on pizzas.
Remember people, silence signifies assent.
Bless you and your sacred work, sir.
Vään dääms best pizza is extra pineapple
your sunny references are on point!
I don't know how I keep forgetting about the Thailand bar scene in every single Van Damme video until it pops up again and I start laughing like a madman.
Blasphemy!!!! How could you forget those magnificent moves us mortals wished we could perform!!!
"Holy shit Redface!" LOL
It's crazy how the endings are pre-determined. (JCVD is going to win). Yet, still every ending is more unbelievable and shocking than the last.
I never thought i could love JCVD movies so much
8:26 LMAO I was 99% sure the dance scene was coming next, and Redface coming out of nowhere and stabbing that guy literally caught me off guard!.
“Made all his deliveries in record time not dropping anything” matched with the scene is pure gold, Holy shit Redface!
After watching these videos, I'm 100% positive that JCVD is the greatest action hero of all time
One of the best Space Ice videos yet.
Everytime you think JCVD has made the best movie ever, he comes out with another movie that's even more BADASS
And thats the bottom line....
Loved Van Damme is a saint. Love the love for Van Damme
Ok, I was trying to hold my laughs to not stop the video but I lost it at "and the officer rush out and apologies before offering to take him wherever he needs to go". That's where I am now. Jesus, Space Ice, bro, you're are getting better and better.
I just hope that Van Damme watch’s these magnificent works of Space Ice art.
Makes my day thanks Space Ice
😂😂space ice is the key to curing depression.
Thailand dance and the meat riding of JCVD is golden asf😂😂
“His morning routine, jumping from building to building, while crazed fans try to get an autograph.”
Lolz 😂 😂😂😂
So glad you don’t exaggerate in your reviews - keeping it real, just the facts !
i can't get enough of these reviews man, your commentary is legendary xD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 In stitches with this video.. Commentary is by far the best up to date 😂 Space ice is a legend
“Mary Lou Wreckin’”caused me to literally laugh out loud in the airport as I’m waiting to board my plane. That was a fucking brilliant line. Bravo, Space Ice, bravo.
Best Channel ever ! 😂👍🏼 I’m a huge JCVD fan
I work at a memory care place, and am just getting done with night shift, so glorious to have one of your videos to watch. You're the best.
Lmbo!!!!!!!!!!! This whole video is just gold
This was already so funny but mentioning Seagal made it 10× funnier 😂
This is pretty much my favorite you tube channel atm. I have never laughed so hard and in so many public places. Just uncontrollable laughter.
The writing in this movie is truly at doctor Segal level.
All Hail JCVD a God amongst men...Thank you Space Ice.
Whatsup Space Ice, my grandfather was huge Seagel hater, he died few months ago and after watching your videos with Seagal I felt very nice and had nice memory, thanks for that
Your Van Damme movie reviews are even more elaborate and fun than your Seagal movie reviews. You almost create a new script for them! For me, being an old JCVD fan, this staff is gold. Thank you!
"ohhhh shit red face!!!"
Had me cracking up everytime.
Love the channel
This ia arguably the greatest video on UA-cam. 15 mins of non stop laughter.
You are a genius man!!
This is your best video IMO. Very well written. Thanks for the laughs.
Great review, Van Damme being Modest and being a Magician! They don't make men & movies like they used to.
This channel is about 0.3% as awesome as Van Damme is, and that's quite incredible.
look if you pull a knife on someone and they look this bored then you’re about to get smoked 🤣🤣
The commentary adds to the original films so much!
Only Van Damme can solve Murder of Van Damme 😄
I would definitely not ever think about fighting jcvd because he's absolutely awesome 😎
i dont even wait for the video to start to hit the like button. i know. i know.
Yup, same here. We just know.
FAAAAAAAAAAAACTS tho!
Absolute class comedy...so well written!
As an Italian, I don't know if I have enough words to thank JCVD in helping us all win the crusade against pineapple pizzas, here explained to steven seagal's fans: 🍍+🍕= 🚫!