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  • @Luetin09
    @Luetin09  4 роки тому +1714

    NOTE: At 5:48 for some reason my editor decided to error so ignore the power of the warp...
    Back with the follow on from the Birth in the Imperium - How do Chaos Marines replenish their numbers. Apologies if my voice is not 100% in this video, it was very hard to get through due to my still ongoing vocal health issues. Hopefully we'll return to something a little more medium-dark for 40K for the foreseeable this was especially bleak lol

    • @TornadoADV
      @TornadoADV 4 роки тому +42

      Get well soon, Luetin! The Emperor needs you!

    • @JPG.01
      @JPG.01 4 роки тому +28

      Thank you for the effort, but feel free to take breaks more frequently. If you voice fails out completely nobody is served.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 4 роки тому +10

      YOUR WORK IS FNING AMAZING! can you do more worst Defeats (does Vraks/Armageddon 1/2/3 count?) or most Important Victories?

    • @stian7479
      @stian7479 4 роки тому +12

      Do you mean that you have gotten Nurgles blessings?

    • @demiurge9212
      @demiurge9212 4 роки тому +6

      Could you add "Ork genestealer hybrids"
      On your list of things to talk about Ork if you will make one, please 🙏.

  • @thomashearne6643
    @thomashearne6643 4 роки тому +10444

    harry potter fans - "we want to go to hogwartz"
    percy jackson fans - "we want to go to camp half-blood"
    40k fans - "were fine thanks"

    • @philtonmelto8519
      @philtonmelto8519 4 роки тому +276

      Thomas Hearne thanks but no thanks

    • @internetzenmaster8952
      @internetzenmaster8952 4 роки тому +976

      Hardcore 40k fans - "If I get to be an Ork, yes. Otherwise, that's a hard pass."

    • @Yusuf-fs4fn
      @Yusuf-fs4fn 4 роки тому +468

      That's heresy mate. We must give everything to the emperor.

    • @MrKago1
      @MrKago1 4 роки тому +447

      I love to tease my Trekkie and Fanboy friends about that.
      Trekkie: The Enterprise bend space time around it to travel faster than the speed of light.
      Star Wars Fanboy: The Millennium Falcon shunts into a partial dimension to travel faster than light.
      Me: Every single Imperial Naval ship transports itself into LITERAL HELL
      And now I have a new one
      Trekkie: The borg assimilate you into the hive mind with a techno virus
      Star Wars Fanboy: The Yuza Vong will capture you and torture you to death.
      Me: Demonculaba. 'Nuff said.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 роки тому +173

      Warhammer fantasy: yup, we're good too.

  • @silvermarksman6834
    @silvermarksman6834 4 роки тому +3730

    40k - The only scifi universe where being burned alive by a flamethrower over the course of 30 seconds, is considered to be a humane and good way to die...

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 4 роки тому +115

      What about the alien franchise? People are mercy killed with fire quite a lot for some reason.

    • @MrRobot-0
      @MrRobot-0 4 роки тому +48

      I mean prometeum is wicked hot moast pepole wodnt last 3 seconds

    • @leonhogan103
      @leonhogan103 4 роки тому +14

      I thought being burned alive just caused a massive heart attack which isn’t a bad way to go

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 4 роки тому +7

      I just gave you your 666th like...

    • @valtersplume3726
      @valtersplume3726 4 роки тому +3

      @Saruv Bet wtf

  • @Tim_Franklin
    @Tim_Franklin 3 роки тому +2416

    The collective award for "Biggest Balls in the Universe" goes to the Imperial Guard once again.

    • @usermarongoany5616
      @usermarongoany5616 3 роки тому +116

      Kinda surprised they get overrun so easily. Those massive balls stacked togheter make a high wall. A wall high enough that even titans cant climb over them

    • @johnnodadgriffin6432
      @johnnodadgriffin6432 2 роки тому +3

      @coala_cat the balls are stronger than mf tungsten

    • @NewExile
      @NewExile 2 роки тому +68

      Fear the old in any profession where men die young.

    • @celestialspartan1176
      @celestialspartan1176 2 роки тому +16

      Even other grunt units from other sci-fi franchises, like the Marines from Halo, or the Clone Troopers from Star Wars, bow in their presence.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 2 роки тому +3

      Hell.
      Yes.

  • @tektoastium7241
    @tektoastium7241 3 роки тому +865

    Daemonculaba: *exists*
    Adeptus Astartes: *shaken beyond belief*
    Imperial Guard: First time?

    • @coolguylynxy
      @coolguylynxy 11 місяців тому +23

      just remember brother, if you see something fucked up like this DESTROY IT IMMEDIATELY. it's not how heresy it is, it's how fucked up it is.

    • @tektoastium7241
      @tektoastium7241 11 місяців тому +3

      @@coolguylynxy I know.

  • @matthewbaker4885
    @matthewbaker4885 4 роки тому +4265

    Renegades: "Your a mad man! This plan will never work!"
    Imperial guardsmen: "Did someone say die for the emperor?"

    • @kidmanwalters4236
      @kidmanwalters4236 4 роки тому +215

      Favorite part , the guard makes me proud. I'd rather serve with them then the Marines

    • @Terenin
      @Terenin 4 роки тому +270

      This is the part that really get's me - the Marines have to much to lose, as their fanboys keep forgetting all the time. It's the Guard that not only fight 95% of all battles for the Imperium, and it's also the Guard that does so in the most epic way - all the horrors of the galaxy are arrayed against them, and they achieve victory against all of this horror time and time again. Marines doing what they were augmented and armed and armored to do is to be expected, Guardsmen doing it with a 'laser-pointer' and 'wet T-shirt' is always more epic.

    • @PeterReid1993
      @PeterReid1993 4 роки тому +70

      FIX BAYONETS

    • @UnicornstalkRGaming
      @UnicornstalkRGaming 4 роки тому +66

      *Happy Commissar noises*

    • @pyeac
      @pyeac 4 роки тому +15

      Dying is the easy part. When Daemonculaba is involved, you will wish it was just death. You wont be begging for anything other than death.

  • @deusexaethera
    @deusexaethera 4 роки тому +3495

    My mom was scared of Dungeons and Dragons when I was a kid. If only she had known about WH40K, she might've _encouraged_ me to play D&D.

    • @freeross371
      @freeross371 4 роки тому +145

      @@MrSqurk The fools indeed

    • @VandalAudi
      @VandalAudi 4 роки тому +246

      Morality as depicted by both hobbies aside, I think, you as a parent would save a lot of money by letting your kids play DnD instead of WH40K.

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt 4 роки тому +60

      VandalAudi Definitely. Hell, even without kids I’d save money by playing DnD instead lmao

    • @javajav3004
      @javajav3004 4 роки тому +6

      lmao

    • @tompeck5495
      @tompeck5495 4 роки тому +21

      @@MrSqurk What the fuck kind of distorted sense does that make!? Who the hell were his parents!?

  • @matthewlightfoot9626
    @matthewlightfoot9626 3 роки тому +157

    Everyone else: Horror
    Dark Eldar: Erotica

  • @YuriRamosBragaFerreira
    @YuriRamosBragaFerreira 3 роки тому +192

    We shall never forget you Fleshless. You were the Emperor's finest. (Sheds a Loyalist tear)

    • @PyrusFlameborn
      @PyrusFlameborn 2 роки тому +15

      A showcase that true believe in the Emperor's light can even survive reincarnation by Chaos itself

    • @anatoldenevers237
      @anatoldenevers237 Рік тому +7

      The Emperor protects.

  • @Enumclaw
    @Enumclaw 4 роки тому +3402

    You know things are seriously messed up when even the space marine breaks down in tears.

    • @themainman2827
      @themainman2827 4 роки тому +216

      While i read the novels, i was surprised how sentimental a space marine can be.

    • @Dr.Gainzzz
      @Dr.Gainzzz 4 роки тому +124

      @@themainman2827 primaris marines even more so

    • @marlonyo
      @marlonyo 4 роки тому +8

      Have 666 likes

    • @Dr.Gainzzz
      @Dr.Gainzzz 4 роки тому +8

      @@marlonyo 667 now

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 4 роки тому +66

      Given it was an Ultramarysue it was probably just virtue signaling.

  • @intorsusvolo7834
    @intorsusvolo7834 4 роки тому +4134

    Still better than working in retail.

    • @Mikauthefantasist
      @Mikauthefantasist 3 роки тому +80

      This 'un gets it

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 3 роки тому +154

      Chaos just wants to purge the imperium of karens wanting to talk to the manager

    • @BasicallyFrost
      @BasicallyFrost 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 3 роки тому +66

      @Steve Dupuy Karens are suckers for rules and regulation but only when it benefits them, they are entitled and believe all beings must cater to their every will and are prone to violent temper tantrums when they dont get this. So Karens are inquisitors, chaos are more like the meth head shoppers who come in at 11pm just before the shop closes and vomit on the floor you just cleaned.

    • @foreveremoatheart
      @foreveremoatheart 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahaha, yea definitly man!

  • @blastchambers2150
    @blastchambers2150 Рік тому +132

    Some find the daemonculaba a truly staggering 40K horror.
    For the Iron Warriors it was just a Tuesday.

    • @nick-brothwood
      @nick-brothwood 10 місяців тому +9

      I'd like to imagine Abaddon having a look of WTF if he saw it.

    • @frizzank
      @frizzank 9 місяців тому +7

      No, for Honsou, it was Tuesday.

    • @piercegalactic
      @piercegalactic 6 місяців тому

      👏

  • @jakemyers5764
    @jakemyers5764 3 роки тому +124

    The three strongest mortal men ever created by the imperium:
    Malcador the Sigillite, and the imperial guardsmen

  • @L0stEngineer
    @L0stEngineer 4 роки тому +4640

    You know sometimes exterminatus is not just a good idea.... Some may even consider it humane.

    • @Superschokokeks
      @Superschokokeks 4 роки тому +261

      oh no, no, no, I mean, burn the planet to the ground, sure, but the Iron Warriors deserve a far more punishing.. .. punishment than death and returning to the dark gods.
      Put them in a void. Nothing there, no connection to the warp, no means of starvation, no espace. They can not do anything forever except killing themselves, which I guess they will not do. That will drive them mad.
      Sadly, I can't think of something similiar that exist in WH40k. Except that "uncanon-realm"

    • @Alexander59059
      @Alexander59059 4 роки тому +36

      The purple sun is rather fitting, I know its from fantasy but it’s close enough.

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 4 роки тому +3

      Do we have one big enough?

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodpl9761
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodpl9761 4 роки тому +33

      I think the iron warrior's deserve worse.

    • @aaronmchale7522
      @aaronmchale7522 4 роки тому +99

      Jonathan Schmidt as Inquisitor Horst said on the topic of exterminatus on a chaos infested planet “some may question my right to destroy a world of ten billion souls, but those who truly understand realise i have no right to let them live”, death is a kindness in the case of chaos.

  • @BluJean6692
    @BluJean6692 4 роки тому +2364

    "can you imagine anything worse than a human centipede?"
    WH40K: "hold my beer..."

    • @adamduffield7782
      @adamduffield7782 4 роки тому +39

      Isnt hell raiser messed up
      40k hold my beer!

    • @absolutelyfookinnobody2843
      @absolutelyfookinnobody2843 4 роки тому +7

      Can't , to heavy

    • @Warlord993
      @Warlord993 4 роки тому +14

      Serbian film:"Lemme hold both beers"

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 роки тому +19

      This story is really fleshed out.

    • @chrismath149
      @chrismath149 4 роки тому +9

      It's gone too far in my opinion. There is no point in grimdark if there's nothing left to balance it out. I began reading the Gaunt's Ghost novels but after the return of the 1st large offensive of the regiment they immediately end up in another firefight on a proposed peaceful world. It's only part of the first quarter of the book or so, so I'll keep waiting what happens later on but a book should not rely on fights alone to keep the tension alive.

  • @diamondmetal3062
    @diamondmetal3062 3 роки тому +76

    I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that this unholy nadir exists, or the fact that unlike most of the horrors of Chaos, there’s no true malice behind it, there is only cold pragmatism. These things exists solely because the Iron Warriors need a means to replenish their armies, and its far easier to train/make your own soldiers than bend others to your side. For the Iron Warriors, if victory is what will come from spitting in the face of all that sane, then so be it.

  • @TheMonkeyZombie
    @TheMonkeyZombie 3 роки тому +98

    The book this is from is called "Dead Sky, Black Sun"

    • @sgt_hashbash3513
      @sgt_hashbash3513 3 роки тому +1

      Same question

    • @firstnamelastname489
      @firstnamelastname489 3 роки тому +7

      Thanks for title. I'm NEVER going to read it. Keep that thing away from me please.

    • @bornfromfire9379
      @bornfromfire9379 3 роки тому +18

      @@HellfireCP spoilers for the book.
      It was a clone of Uriel that was born when Uriel was placed within a Daemonculaba.

    • @bornfromfire9379
      @bornfromfire9379 3 роки тому +3

      @@HellfireCP if your going to get the book itself its the third book in a 6 part series. you can get it in the first Uriel Ventris Omnibus along with the first 2 books in the series, (actually both book 1 and 2 got referenced in TTS.)

  • @puhpuh3037
    @puhpuh3037 4 роки тому +3696

    Luetin: If you are uncomfortable hearing horrific details of the most abhorrent entities in the galaxy...
    Me: nah mate I'm fine
    Luetin: ...of Warhammer 40k
    Me: *oh no*

    • @IronClique
      @IronClique 4 роки тому +180

      I know well enough of the 40k universe, and im not easy to suprise. But hearing a warning that this will be horrific actually has me a bit scared as I know this universe is about as subtle as a thermo nuclear bomb, and Im really considering not watching purely for my sanity.

    • @summanus4437
      @summanus4437 4 роки тому +112

      @@IronClique SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK

    • @user-vp9lc9up6v
      @user-vp9lc9up6v 3 роки тому +19

      @@IronClique not that bad just a couple of vacuum sealed humans

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 3 роки тому +24

      Ngl I was caught of guard to how brutal and twisted and demonic these depictions where before listening. But I kept going as it was most interesting then repulsive as it was still

    • @yourpalsammy9773
      @yourpalsammy9773 3 роки тому +6

      o h n o .

  • @bplup6419
    @bplup6419 4 роки тому +2997

    "The renegade astartes hesitated knowing their fate a foregone conclusion."
    Imperial Guard: "LEEEEEEROY JENKIIIIINS!"

    • @bluedog843
      @bluedog843 3 роки тому +39

      This is great

    • @williamsantamaria2813
      @williamsantamaria2813 3 роки тому +76

      BP Lup BY THE EMPEROR, HE JUST RAN INSIDE!

    • @Oroberus
      @Oroberus 3 роки тому +33

      That's the spirit guardsman! Your effort will be appreciated by the Emporer!

    • @demoulius1529
      @demoulius1529 3 роки тому +16

      Balls of steel

    • @declanhuber4250
      @declanhuber4250 3 роки тому +5

      At least I have munitorum rations

  • @manawa3832
    @manawa3832 3 роки тому +62

    *"if you don't want to hear the most awful thing that can happen to you in the 40k universe, leave now!"* well.. now you have my attention

  • @thed3m0n0id9
    @thed3m0n0id9 Рік тому +35

    I love that the renegade Guardsmen stepped up first.
    "You Astartes fear death? Dying is what the Guard does."

  • @TyphoonMinecraft
    @TyphoonMinecraft 4 роки тому +4067

    Gotta love it when a Guardsman has more balls than a Space Marine. My favorite parts of 40k is when these nigh invincible super soldiers are out couraged by some random pleb in ill fitting armor and with a flashlight

    • @logandickerson5628
      @logandickerson5628 4 роки тому +432

      They're used to being outmatched and having no hope of survival so they don't give a fuck. The space Marines usually have some chance making them very rarely defensless so it's a new experience for them.

    • @InternationalAwesomeFoundation
      @InternationalAwesomeFoundation 3 роки тому +328

      @@logandickerson5628 Marines are also considerably more valuable than guardsmen, and they know it. There are 1.002 million space marines, including Grey Knights and the Custodes. There are billions upon billions of guardsmen. Guardsmen also replenish much, much faster. As a result, space marines should really avoid death when they can. Guardsmen don't have to care, they will be shot if they retreat and they will probably die if they advance so for the sake of their god-emperor might as well *advance*

    • @deathkorpswatchmaster2414
      @deathkorpswatchmaster2414 3 роки тому +144

      The Death Korps of Kreig has 5 sets of balls more than a space marine

    • @sw96
      @sw96 3 роки тому +70

      I've been on a bit of a WH40K Audiobook binge for the last few months, and by far the best ones (IMHO) are the IG focused ones. Ciaphas Cain and Gaunt's Ghosts series are both excellent and allow the flashlight carriers to really... shine? (/facepalm, genuinely that was by accident).

    • @fakename2926
      @fakename2926 3 роки тому +44

      Templar Knight the best part about guardsmen isn’t just that they’re a physical wall against destruction, but also a psychic one. The condensation of courage which the Guard embodies has to provide some sort of bulwark to prevent the forces of chaos from overwhelming them.

  • @anthonywright0910
    @anthonywright0910 4 роки тому +1820

    This is essentially the 40K version of Sid's house from Toy Story.

  • @bennygairns2235
    @bennygairns2235 2 роки тому +101

    I'll admit, I teared up when I heard the part where the fleshlings swear loyalty to the emperor despite their origin.

    • @dixen9116
      @dixen9116 9 місяців тому +2

      Loyalty to love amidst suffering is real sad aint it

  • @SilentSilvia
    @SilentSilvia 3 роки тому +91

    I almost cried at how epic the ending and the sacrifices were. Top-notch writing and story telling.

  • @terran33
    @terran33 4 роки тому +383

    Are we going to talk about that Imperial Guard Colonel with balls made of Luna Titanium?
    His name was Mikail Leonid.

  • @karakas9905
    @karakas9905 4 роки тому +1883

    Video about Chaos: Chaos is just misunderstood. Imperium is wrong.
    This video: PURGE EVERYTHING

    • @Voidkom
      @Voidkom 4 роки тому +355

      Chaos: The imperium is wrong, the emperor was a powerhungry fool with no regard for human life!
      Me: Fuck yeah, you're right!
      Chaos: Glad you agree. Here, help me shove this young boy up a bloated woman's womb and sew her back up again.

    • @mrlakkie1612
      @mrlakkie1612 4 роки тому +33

      @@Voidkom said no sane person ever

    • @Voidkom
      @Voidkom 4 роки тому +96

      @@mrlakkie1612 I hope I'm not going to have to explain the joke to you.

    • @aldrikvoldus9599
      @aldrikvoldus9599 4 роки тому +11

      Voxes the inquisitor to get backup

    • @Baalur
      @Baalur 4 роки тому +22

      @@mrlakkie1612 You are either a servant of Chaos OR a sane person.

  • @splunkmastah4609
    @splunkmastah4609 5 місяців тому +5

    Knowing how the Daemonculaba are made, hearing that crying at the beginning of the video chills me

  • @acheron1872
    @acheron1872 3 роки тому +113

    Now I wanna run the un-fleshed ones as a unit.

  • @aecides3203
    @aecides3203 4 роки тому +713

    "The Imperium is not especially capable of keeping track of all things the traitors are up to" - well tbf, the Imperium isn't even capable of keeping track of what their own record keeping department is keeping records of. At this point it wouldn't surprise me if they misplaced Holy Terra for 10,000 years due to a typo.

    • @Ashannon888
      @Ashannon888 4 роки тому +59

      Neptune went missing 1982 years ago and they still haven't found it.

    • @TheWhoamaters
      @TheWhoamaters 4 роки тому +26

      WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO THIS TIME

    • @felixfalona6792
      @felixfalona6792 4 роки тому +6

      @@Ashannon888 1982?

    • @raistlarn
      @raistlarn 4 роки тому +46

      The only reason why they haven't lost Holy Terra yet is because the Emperor is a beacon in the warp for the Imperium. Otherwise... well clerical error.

    • @lioneljonson8556
      @lioneljonson8556 4 роки тому +10

      And when they found out there would be a massive civil war that'd end with the extermination of all typo-makers and their remains thrown into the sun. Not to mention the *massive losses* and *fracture of whole sectors*

  • @MrCrich623
    @MrCrich623 4 роки тому +2019

    Star wars: the sith are so dark and evil
    40k: inquisitor dealing out horrific unimaginable torture "we're the good guys"

    • @ThatOneGuy-iv9sn
      @ThatOneGuy-iv9sn 4 роки тому +245

      Inquisitor: “You don’t want to see the bad ones”

    • @xo-1320
      @xo-1320 4 роки тому +142

      Chaos: Hahahahahahahaha the corpse emperors servants don't know what rorture is.
      Dark Eldar: Trust us they don't.

    • @theshade919
      @theshade919 4 роки тому +53

      It's not gone into detail like 40k, but the Sith of old have done some pretty karked up stuff to achieve a level of evil.
      It's not this video level of evil...but some of what Chaos does....well....Red Harvest....Rakghouls, Technobeasts.....that's just to name a few.

    • @yokgor4675
      @yokgor4675 4 роки тому +41

      The Shade Those are pretty normal when being compared to Nurgle’s plague, the genestealers and the abominations created by the Heamonculi

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 4 роки тому +21

      Ive never really seen a star wars fan brag or exclaim how dark and evil the sith are

  • @Astroga159
    @Astroga159 2 роки тому +119

    31:30 - 34:15 is the reason why I love 40k. Despite the grim, horror, and cruelty of the universe, moments like these shine through the darkness, that even in such messed up place courage and hope still exist, that sometimes the true wonderful character breaks through all the suffering and shows why the Imperium is still standing, why Guilliman didn't give up on mankind and is still willing to fight for it.

  • @quaiddalton4333
    @quaiddalton4333 2 роки тому +33

    Man I absolutely love the respect and admiration that Uriel and his astartes hold for the colonel, such a cool character

  • @neromax4424
    @neromax4424 4 роки тому +739

    "If you're uncomfortable hearing horrific details of the most abhorrent entities in the galaxy of 40k this one might be a pass"
    *Sipping Coffee Intensifies*

    • @philtonmelto8519
      @philtonmelto8519 4 роки тому +10

      Neromax you have my attention

    • @sangay9361
      @sangay9361 4 роки тому +2

      *sipp
      Bloody hell

    • @outlawstar15a2
      @outlawstar15a2 4 роки тому +9

      I watched this whole video while drinking coffee and leaning back in my chair... What does this say about me?

    • @schnitzelpluskat
      @schnitzelpluskat 4 роки тому +1

      i was doing the same, but while i was nibling a cherry turnover

    • @jiminfested
      @jiminfested 4 роки тому +4

      I thought he was exaggerating, I was wrong. The thing is just brutal enough that I wanted to stop but couldn't quite

  • @leonst.7471
    @leonst.7471 4 роки тому +913

    I understand now why the inquisition is so trigger happy

    • @reynoire9681
      @reynoire9681 4 роки тому +22

      Truly horrific shit

    • @sirsunman7826
      @sirsunman7826 4 роки тому +80

      yeah at that point i'd nuke a planet at the mere word of chaos

    • @tonyw1983
      @tonyw1983 4 роки тому +36

      @@sirsunman7826 well, usually they send in the marines. realize the whole place is fucked. THEN the Inquisition calls for Exterminatus.

    • @senpyrothewizard8172
      @senpyrothewizard8172 4 роки тому

      @Artuurs Z. Only if they are valuable enough or don't take too long to do so.

    • @sirsunman7826
      @sirsunman7826 4 роки тому +18

      @Artuurs Z. my guy inquisition has put millions of guardsmen in death camps due to thinking they may have been corrupted by fighting demons
      You think they would take their time with civilians?

  • @trazynthekleptomancer5055
    @trazynthekleptomancer5055 2 роки тому +27

    I feel sorry for that guardsman. It must be hard for him carrying those balls made of tungsten

  • @mysticking16
    @mysticking16 Рік тому +11

    A planet with a single facility with demonculaba is worthy of extermnatus. Change my mind.

  • @solusnostre7399
    @solusnostre7399 4 роки тому +414

    Uriel Ventris: We must destroy this facility!
    Renegades: This is never gonna work, We're all going to die!
    Imperial Guard: Okay! Let's go kill these sons of daemons!

    • @josephmoffatt4696
      @josephmoffatt4696 4 роки тому +8

      Kumuthu Dulnath I think the Raven Guard might have been worried about being put into the daemoncubula.

  • @SneakyMuffin
    @SneakyMuffin 4 роки тому +1796

    ...Hanz.
    *Get the flamer. The heavy flamer.*

    • @Goldsrc17
      @Goldsrc17 4 роки тому +66

      And a Bible

    • @stevenwang5148
      @stevenwang5148 4 роки тому +72

      @@Goldsrc17 That's the Lectitio Divinatus to you.

    • @hansstrudel9614
      @hansstrudel9614 4 роки тому +42

      Yes, Chapter Master.

    • @VandalAudi
      @VandalAudi 4 роки тому +8

      That's because you don't have Jurgen attached to.you. Jurgen has a melta as his default weapon. Not to mention he's walking deamon repellant.

    • @iamalpharius9483
      @iamalpharius9483 4 роки тому +7

      I want a double lightning claws on a Centurion unit.
      Lets rip some Chaos to chunks.

  • @sofianedestro1364
    @sofianedestro1364 Рік тому +15

    The statue got me hard man
    Barely mindless abominations huddeled together and built a statue of rust and tears, a statue to resembel what keept them sane during what could make me insane just by thinking i or someone i love is going through it, during all of that pain and horror they didnt feel the emperor's love. They were far from any form of love, the sadest part is that they remembered it, they remembered a time when they werent inside a daemoncullaba, they would rather remember any other time besides where they are now.

  • @morganculbertson2373
    @morganculbertson2373 2 роки тому +23

    As soon as i heard the part where the unfleshed had the statue of the Emperor and still believed in him in spite of it all...it broke my heart that in spite of everything they saw, everything that happened, everything they were; they still had faith. It was beautiful in a way

  • @silvermarksman6834
    @silvermarksman6834 4 роки тому +508

    Renegades: You are wasting your lives!
    Guardsmen: No life spent in the Emperor's service is wasted.

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 роки тому +22

      Renegades: If you achieve nothing with that life you wasted the emperors resource

    • @Jamplays592
      @Jamplays592 3 роки тому +12

      The fact that the guardsman wanted to raze that place first is incredible.

  • @HailNeatoBurrito
    @HailNeatoBurrito 4 роки тому +1746

    Can we get an F for the Unfleshed, they were too good for this Galaxy.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 11 місяців тому +5

    R.I.P. Colonel Leoni.....
    You've done the Emperor Proud.

  • @berilsevvalbekret772
    @berilsevvalbekret772 Рік тому +5

    You know I think even Perturabo would be like 'wtf dude' to Honsue.

  • @patroclusilliad233
    @patroclusilliad233 4 роки тому +4341

    I thought it was a fandom wide, unspoken consensus that we never mention this thing again...and you make a whole hour long video about it... I don't know if to salute you or give you a bolt round.

    • @legokill1019
      @legokill1019 4 роки тому +387

      Definitely the bolt round

    • @Arcticcfoxx
      @Arcticcfoxx 4 роки тому +395

      @@legokill1019The HEAVY bolt round

    • @anonymous-mf9ur
      @anonymous-mf9ur 4 роки тому +475

      Brother get the flamer.
      THE HEAVY FLAMER.

    • @Benthesniperof8
      @Benthesniperof8 4 роки тому +215

      FUCK IT, CALL IN THE EXTERMINATUS

    • @Inquisitor_Vex
      @Inquisitor_Vex 4 роки тому +280

      Did someone say ‘Exterminatus’?!

  • @494Farrell
    @494Farrell 4 роки тому +1395

    Those unfleshed.... even with everything they have been through still holding to the emperor and fighting in his name. *sheds a loyalist tear*

    • @evangelionaddict8212
      @evangelionaddict8212 4 роки тому +115

      Right? Them and the Colonel fighting to the end for vengeance and the Imperium/Emperor made this more inspiring and heroic than gross/horrific.
      But then I am a huge Bezerk fan, amongst other things, so maybe body horror just doesn't phase me too much.

    • @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593
      @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 4 роки тому +57

      Thats the proof that even chaos mutants aren't slaves of chaos

    • @Dudenob123
      @Dudenob123 4 роки тому +20

      @@evangelionaddict8212 yeah berserker can be about this fucked up or more in a sense. The lost children ark made me stop reading and well the false man made behelth is silimarly dark and absurd.

    • @summanus4437
      @summanus4437 4 роки тому +2

      @@Dudenob123 "Adult attack! Adult attack!"

    • @coltonlong2223
      @coltonlong2223 4 роки тому +1

      Please dont remind me of that.

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 3 роки тому +14

    “I need the biggest cyclonic torpedo you have. No, that’s too big...”

  • @theBlankScroll
    @theBlankScroll 10 місяців тому +21

    Uriel: "What is your name, guardsman?"
    Guardsman: "Guy. Doom Guy"

  • @spiritvdc5109
    @spiritvdc5109 4 роки тому +1239

    Found myself legitimately wishing that this practice was seen as "Chaos enough" for the Grey Knights to get involved because we definitely need some holy fire rn

    • @CornCarson
      @CornCarson 4 роки тому +77

      **SANCTIC FLAME**

    • @khornethebloodgod4155
      @khornethebloodgod4155 4 роки тому +56

      SpiritVDC "WE ARE THE HAMMER!"

    • @summanus4437
      @summanus4437 4 роки тому +103

      Would you believe they only got involved to give Uriel shit about being nice to the Unfleshed? Because that is what happened after these events.

    • @slightgrinful
      @slightgrinful 3 роки тому +8

      Or those sister Astartes with the churchs

    • @matthewmcguire224
      @matthewmcguire224 3 роки тому +17

      Plus they would get mind wiped afterwards so they wouldn’t remember anything about it lol.

  • @willrogers3793
    @willrogers3793 4 роки тому +437

    Uriel & The Boys: *internal screams of revulsion and horror*
    Honsou: “The Aristocrats”.

  • @iainengle-roe2861
    @iainengle-roe2861 3 роки тому +113

    When the Guardsmen and Guardswomen had bigger balls than Space Marines;
    18:10
    31:55
    40:20
    44:15 (it takes a little bit)
    Man the Imperial Guard are some of the most inspiring people in the 41st millennium.

  • @XellithUS
    @XellithUS 3 роки тому +17

    Me before watching: "How bad could this be?"
    Me after watching: "Oh.."

    • @thefelix420420
      @thefelix420420 3 роки тому +2

      im happy english is my second language as i only partially understand and it was enough.

  • @OriginalGazGoose
    @OriginalGazGoose 4 роки тому +1624

    This is simultaneously depressing, disgusting, revolting, awe-inspiring, patriotic, and badass all at the same time. Welp, just another day in Warhammer 40k

    • @weebmaster6984
      @weebmaster6984 4 роки тому +34

      Ahem 40k

    • @adamduffield7782
      @adamduffield7782 4 роки тому +14

      It's like something Clive barker would imagine after a bad lsd trip !

    • @PROJECTDARKPHOENIX
      @PROJECTDARKPHOENIX 4 роки тому +12

      its So badass that it goes back in time

    • @summanus4437
      @summanus4437 4 роки тому +5

      @@PROJECTDARKPHOENIX Well it is in the Warp. So who fucking knows. Time ain't a thing there.

    • @hernehaugen6878
      @hernehaugen6878 3 роки тому +4

      @@summanus4437 Time is for pussies, my friend.

  • @07azunyan
    @07azunyan 4 роки тому +244

    Daemonculaba livestock: *looks tiredly at the camera* "Eh. It's a living."

    • @NQWG
      @NQWG 4 роки тому +36

      It aint much but its honest work

    • @finnphillosa1431
      @finnphillosa1431 4 роки тому +2

      You would say that.

    • @SpaghettiToaster
      @SpaghettiToaster 4 роки тому +7

      @@NQWG Still better than working in an Amazon warehouse

  • @FrostSoul-qs6kq
    @FrostSoul-qs6kq 3 роки тому +37

    damn the unfleshed kids really had more humanity in them than any one else on the entire planet .

  • @nyarlathotep6465
    @nyarlathotep6465 3 роки тому +11

    Dark Eldar Heamonculi: 'Don't threaten me with a good time'

  • @ShadowHunter120
    @ShadowHunter120 4 роки тому +2109

    The unfleshed are the most holy thing I can imagine, the discarded refuse of chaos in the darkest depths, stripped of everything.
    Leaving only the emperor's light.

    • @junppu
      @junppu 3 роки тому +205

      They were a surprisingly poetic and extremely tragic subplot I wasn't expecting to learn about

    • @perturabo149
      @perturabo149 3 роки тому +130

      Its ironic that a rejected chaos marine worshiped the emperor of man

    • @JBGARINGAN
      @JBGARINGAN 3 роки тому +55

      As said and here prooved: "A guardian parental figure is the best defense against the vileness of chaos"

    • @nathanielmcneal5835
      @nathanielmcneal5835 2 роки тому +19

      @@perturabo149 not entirely unexpected though. Why else would chaos reject an entity? Seeing as they apparently have an undying fielty to the emporer it could stand to reason that it had played a part in what went into their rejection by chaos.

    • @perturabo149
      @perturabo149 2 роки тому +2

      @@nathanielmcneal5835 i know that now,that was 7 months ago

  • @Shanghai_cola
    @Shanghai_cola 4 роки тому +436

    Jesus this was powerful. That statue of emperor killed me

    • @letsplaybaby8098
      @letsplaybaby8098 4 роки тому +30

      Same. I was almost in tears.

    • @SgtThiel
      @SgtThiel 4 роки тому +15

      @@letsplaybaby8098 I am in tears

    • @letsplaybaby8098
      @letsplaybaby8098 4 роки тому +12

      @@SgtThiel ok. So was I. Lol

    • @svagglaorde4387
      @svagglaorde4387 4 роки тому +28

      Never judge a fleshtearer by it's putrid cover... literally.

    • @tulipalll
      @tulipalll 4 роки тому +7

      Same here

  • @errortryagainlater4240
    @errortryagainlater4240 3 роки тому +6

    The part where it describes the unfleshed as basically just children who have nothing left but their love for the Emperor...this whole place needs to be PURGED.

  • @bl0ndiey136
    @bl0ndiey136 3 роки тому +12

    the imparial guard colonel: yo that shit was wack time for round two

  • @draconisaganata
    @draconisaganata 4 роки тому +553

    Necrons: "See, this is the reason why we must destroy every living thing."
    Tyranids: meh, they do it the hard way.

  • @nono-ch8oy
    @nono-ch8oy 4 роки тому +825

    Good sir, I dont play warhammer, I dont paint the minis, I knew absolutely nothing about it until I stumbled upon your lore videos and now I am hooked. Such a deep rich lore explained and described in such a masterful way keeps me coming back. Keep on bud.

    • @Luetin09
      @Luetin09  4 роки тому +82

      good to hear thanks for sharing

    • @dodgerrogermarshall8125
      @dodgerrogermarshall8125 4 роки тому +17

      I don’t play either but now I’ve started reading the books... this shit is fucked up... in the best way the lore is so deep

    • @Cheese25536
      @Cheese25536 4 роки тому +8

      I don’t play nor paint either, but this lore is one of, if not, the best I have ever come across

    • @YourRedNeckNightmares
      @YourRedNeckNightmares 4 роки тому +8

      Lore 100% awesome
      If you like games just not table tops
      For RTS - dawn of war
      For RPG - psychic
      For FPS - Space Hulk
      And for the best fan made animation
      m.ua-cam.com/video/2bko5GgK5v8/v-deo.html

    • @tristanturner9239
      @tristanturner9239 3 роки тому +3

      I’m in the same boat, I actively avoided it because of some of the aesthetic, but good gods I love this lore

  • @scarecrow2097
    @scarecrow2097 3 роки тому +17

    When something is so vile it makes a marine physically sick and not just angry.

  • @t.k.5844
    @t.k.5844 9 місяців тому +6

    "You made us! NOW SUFFER FOR YOUR ARROGANCE!"
    The Unfleshed are so tragic, so horrifying, yet so weirdly endearing. Beings born of evil, yet evil did not rule them, for they still remembered the touch of the light. I know in the sequel, the Lord of the Unfleshed, before his inevitable death, wept and said to Uriel that the Emperor could never forgive them for the 'bad things' they had done, and Uriel assured him that the Emperor still loved them and always would, before giving the Lord a merciful death. Stories like this one show to me that the whole '40k has no good guys' thing to be completely false. There IS good and evil in the Grim Darkness of the far future, it's just not always easy to tell the difference at first glance.

  • @marialuke2116
    @marialuke2116 4 роки тому +864

    I oddly enough enjoy that space marine shamelessly and compassionately weeping for his fellow man. It is nice to know that empathy, however minimal in amount, exists in the Imperium.

    • @buttpiratesbuttpirate5913
      @buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 2 роки тому +55

      In Luetins video about Space Marines; he explains SM's as completely compassionate to all humanity in the Imperium. They see themselves as the protectors of the people because that's what the Emperor created them for. They have an almost paternal love for the people they protect, which is why they will defend to the last or go to any lengths for revenge

    • @marialuke2116
      @marialuke2116 2 роки тому +45

      @@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 and yet chaos space marines exist? I think that's more of the in universe propaganda part of the lore talking than the truth of the matter.
      Think about it, they're put through a harrowing process just to have the body of an Astartes, then they go through the training of an Astartes which is hellish in its own right, then they have to go do things that a regular imperium soldier couldn't endure mentally or physically.
      Especially when it comes to chaos, Astartes can't risk becoming emotionally attached unless they want to drop their guard or lose a bit of their sanity trying to kill people they once cared for. It's actually safer for an Astartes to *care about nothing other than the mission* unless they want to risk becoming a liability.
      imo, I think their mindset would be closer to a soldier whose been in an active & constant city-turned-battlefield for 20-40 years. It's hard to imagine them being anything outside of emotionally drained or defensively(?) apathetic. Such a lively and expressive show of sympathy would be a rarity.
      So I still find this to be a rarity, and a nice one at that.

    • @RobotWizard4209
      @RobotWizard4209 2 роки тому +9

      Their all still people. They just live in a terribly cruel universe and have to be cruel to survive 💔

    • @marialuke2116
      @marialuke2116 2 роки тому +19

      @@RobotWizard4209 and even then if they're too cruel Khorne comes taking over their mind, and if they try too hard Slaanesh gets a new toy, and if they try too little then they become a corpse. It's rough.

    • @dicksuckman6122
      @dicksuckman6122 2 роки тому

      Timestamp?

  • @Tacoguy1000
    @Tacoguy1000 4 роки тому +803

    Ok, that colonel is a certified badass. Dude is up here with the likes of pious and gaunt.

    • @Luetin09
      @Luetin09  4 роки тому +102

      Especially when he clearly had already been through some serious shit before they even arrived XD

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 4 роки тому +27

      Yea. Same can be said for the men under his command. Shame they didn’t get to murder a few before dying.

    • @Frerichs1962
      @Frerichs1962 4 роки тому +10

      Don't forget about Yarrick.

    • @skenderbatsorig3241
      @skenderbatsorig3241 4 роки тому +75

      When ravenguard flee like scared children, mere men, stand, and return to a hellhole, with horrors to spare, beyond imagining, to face certain, horrible death. Not enough people give the guard enough credit... Just my humble opinion.

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 4 роки тому +5

      Skender Batsorig Considering gaunt is a thing among others, I will agree with you.

  • @disgustingweeb
    @disgustingweeb Рік тому +18

    The fact that the unfleshed still worship the Emperor is oddly heartwarming. *sheds manly tear*

  • @step2058
    @step2058 3 роки тому +79

    As I paint my Iron Warriors I can't help feeling anger and disgust and the little men I'm creating. Great story.

  • @maramanasa
    @maramanasa 4 роки тому +802

    Brings a tear to my eye that those that should've long hated the emperor still loved him in the deepest and darkest of pits.

    • @LucianCanad
      @LucianCanad 4 роки тому +99

      They were probably born out of pure gene-seed and the Chaos powers that should have welcomed them into the world cast them out as waste. It makes sense, somewhat, that they ended up turning back to the Emperor.

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 4 роки тому +65

      There's no place in the Galaxy forsaken by His light, except maybe furcons.

    • @LucianCanad
      @LucianCanad 4 роки тому +22

      @@nickkorkodylas5005 Oi, Felinids are imperial citizens too, you bigot!

    • @danielavalsangiacomo6691
      @danielavalsangiacomo6691 4 роки тому +24

      LucianCanad this is true. Aberrant, but fit for service.
      The emperor protects, cat person. Remember your catechisms well!

    • @wanderin_stud499
      @wanderin_stud499 4 роки тому +11

      @@danielavalsangiacomo6691 Read this in TTS' Rogal's voice. It fits.

  • @Kurai_69420
    @Kurai_69420 4 роки тому +466

    "The Daemonculaba was the epitome of sickfuckery in Warhammer 40,000." - 1d4chan, also a total understatement.

    • @Superschokokeks
      @Superschokokeks 4 роки тому +46

      that article has a link to a picture how it could look like.
      I regret heavily taking a look....
      I feel violated..

    • @ultra-papasmurf
      @ultra-papasmurf 4 роки тому +32

      @@Superschokokeks *I regret looking at it, please pray to the emperor to save my soul*

    • @Superschokokeks
      @Superschokokeks 4 роки тому +17

      @@ultra-papasmurf I will... only the might of the Emperor can purify us.
      Prayer cleanses the soul, Pain cleanses the body.
      All souls call out for salvation.
      Work earns Salvation.
      There is only the Emperor, and he is our shield and protector.

    • @ultra-papasmurf
      @ultra-papasmurf 4 роки тому +19

      @@Superschokokeks *I doubt even a **-grey knight-** could stomach that ball of heresy*

    • @MEXUS.
      @MEXUS. 4 роки тому +13

      @@Superschokokeks The worst part about it is that it's apparently *censored*

  • @thepuglas6284
    @thepuglas6284 3 роки тому +43

    Actually couldn't get through this. Turns out I can only listen to detailed descriptions of bloated flesh for 25 min. This is meant to be a compliment.

  • @thedayidied
    @thedayidied 2 роки тому +39

    Ah, another light-hearted video demonstrating the beautiful and peaceful utopia that is the Warhammer universe.

  • @rhetoo
    @rhetoo 4 роки тому +439

    Death really is a mercy in 40k.

    • @sindrimyr5351
      @sindrimyr5351 4 роки тому +33

      ahhhh well.....the daemon waiting in the wwarp for your soul say otherwise...its all a matter of HOW nad Where you die

    • @hunntar
      @hunntar 4 роки тому +21

      @@sindrimyr5351 In the glorious service of the EMPRAH!

    • @squidcultist0022
      @squidcultist0022 4 роки тому +6

      Thats why it's called Grimdark

    • @NspPrick
      @NspPrick 4 роки тому +3

      Nah, join our slanneesh orgies

    • @ardentfire3956
      @ardentfire3956 4 роки тому +9

      They don't call it the "Emperor's Peace" for nothing.

  • @psychotripnerdstuff
    @psychotripnerdstuff 4 роки тому +1040

    Something about the part with the statue really got me. This is what I love about 40K. Even amidst the LITERAL DARKEST WTF OMG craziness of this universe, you get these pure humanist moments, where even the most tragic figures can have faith in humanity. This, I think is what people misunderstand about the series. "Grimdark" doesn't mean "entirely hopeless and pointless". 40K manages to find these tiny glimpses of hope and humor amidst the darkest of dystopian futures.

    • @Jake007123
      @Jake007123 4 роки тому +104

      If everything is dark, nothing is. If there are pockets of light, the shadows are bigger.

    • @callumleslie1680
      @callumleslie1680 3 роки тому +19

      Exactly as Bane said you can't have true dispair without a light of hope

    • @GGamerable
      @GGamerable 3 роки тому +1

      Why is extrem religious Insoctrination a light of Hope? U alright?

    • @psychotripnerdstuff
      @psychotripnerdstuff 3 роки тому +37

      @@GGamerable Wow...someone clearly didn't pay attention to what I said like...at all. It goes beyond religion and toward the actual, original purpose of the Imperium and what it was meant to represent: faith in HUMANITY.
      Nothing you just said is wrong, just completely bereft of context or nuance. Of course there will be cynical, darker elements to everything that happens in a Grimdark science fantasy universe. I'm talking about the sliver of hope behind the cynicism. The fact that even people who have been through the absolute worst, whose minds are completely shattered and whose souls have never known peace, can still have a sliver of faith, and then use that faith to do something that mattered, is quintessentially human. And it wasn't faith in some cold, faceless, alien gods, but in themselves and each other.
      Those mutants had a better understanding of what the emperor represents than any priest of aristocrat ever could.

    • @jgunner280
      @jgunner280 3 роки тому +15

      Agreed. Love it with the stories. However I've also always loved the fact that fans also kind of overcompensate for the grimdark with humor and just a sense of fun. I find this to be true with Dark Souls, and to a lesser extent, DnD as well, where there's just so much fans do with jokes, humor, memes, and just generally having fun. Its like they make their own light, even in cases where the lore is taking itself seriously.

  • @STARSsteel
    @STARSsteel 3 роки тому +79

    I read the omnibus that this story came from a long long time ago. The story is just as good now as it was then.
    Makes me wonder how the Renegades felt in their hearts to see the Guardsmen, normal humans, volunteered before even the mighty Astartes.

  • @imthemetalguy1
    @imthemetalguy1 3 роки тому +24

    Imagine your own parents hating you because you didn't turn out how they wished. That's the unfleshed basically

  • @matthewshelley1365
    @matthewshelley1365 4 роки тому +266

    "Yes, new Lueti-AHFUCK!"

  • @jensboettiger5286
    @jensboettiger5286 4 роки тому +570

    Seems like the kind of place you would just sell to the Tyranids for profit.

    • @khornethebloodgod4155
      @khornethebloodgod4155 4 роки тому +61

      Jens Boettiger is this a joke, or should we start talking numbers?

    • @CVRDnBLOOD290
      @CVRDnBLOOD290 4 роки тому +24

      Nah let's do it there's obviously plenty of bio matter I'm sure they would be for it.

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 4 роки тому +30

      @TomeOfBattle Why its shit like THIS! Then YES, *YES I'M GONNA PUT DOWN A PSYCHIC BEACON FOR THE NIDS TO COME TO THIS PLACE FOR AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!*

    • @FlorianFriday
      @FlorianFriday 4 роки тому +6

      Please please give this to the tyranids hehehe

    • @lotusluminance5872
      @lotusluminance5872 3 роки тому +10

      The Hive Mind: Ok so what is your price we'll do anything but GIVE US THE BIOMASS

  • @JamshiLovesROCK
    @JamshiLovesROCK 2 роки тому +28

    After I've learned about the Daemonculaba, I immediately searched for extreme metal bands/songs that reference it. I ended up discovering Chainsword, a 40k-Themed Bolt-Thrower-esque Death Metal band from Poland.

    • @AntistatecircleA
      @AntistatecircleA 2 роки тому +6

      bolt thrower is classic, their first two albums actually have Album art that was produced by a lead GW artist and was given GWs sponsorship and blessing to use the artwork. the first two albums realm of chaos and war master (direct reference to Horus) are literally all about the 40k.
      I hate being a hipster about it and people can like whatever on whatever level they want but when people talk about bolt thrower with no knowledge about 40k I'm like dude you have no clue about what makes that band so awesome. I've also had a conversation with an accuantance that was saying Warhammer is a lame nerd niche, him liking metal I asked if he likes bolt thrower and he said he loves the band and even showed me a picture of a backpatch he has of realm of chaos, at that I had a good laugh with him absolutely confused, I told him not to worry about it bud and just said he should actually read about the band a little.

    • @Puckosar
      @Puckosar Рік тому +1

      @@AntistatecircleA I also listened to Bolt Thrower before I knew about the 40K connection. The thing that's so great about music is that it can be enjoyed in so many different ways. One person can like the story aspect of the lyrics while another just enjoys the musicality, both finding equal enjoyment and meaning in it.

  • @clarencezer
    @clarencezer Рік тому +3

    Damn, the part about the mutants constructing the idol best they could to the God Emperor along with the tender softness of the music, put a tear in my eye : (

  • @causticenforcer8792
    @causticenforcer8792 4 роки тому +1845

    Reactions to demonculaba
    Imperium: absolute disgust and horror
    Tyranids: “drools”
    Dark eldar: FAP

    • @slightgrinful
      @slightgrinful 3 роки тому +9

      CausticEnforcer right

    • @rodrigosoneja26
      @rodrigosoneja26 3 роки тому +48

      I love how true this comment is hahaha

    • @Scanlaid
      @Scanlaid 3 роки тому +160

      Necrons with the disgusted clint eastwood face, and a Tau's head explodes

    • @TheTurinturumbar
      @TheTurinturumbar 3 роки тому +116

      Well, to be fair the Tyranids drool at anything organic.

    • @dashans6175
      @dashans6175 3 роки тому +44

      Tau: Lose their mind.

  • @BTArnold100
    @BTArnold100 4 роки тому +477

    Luetin uploads a video, I watch. I'm a good citizen of the Imperium.

    • @harrisblack7431
      @harrisblack7431 4 роки тому +7

      Death to the corpse Emperor!

    • @dommynation7349
      @dommynation7349 4 роки тому +20

      @@harrisblack7431 BURN IN HOLY FIRE HERETIC

    • @harrisblack7431
      @harrisblack7431 4 роки тому +8

      I am favored... The Four shall guide my path to ascension!

    • @mrginge143
      @mrginge143 4 роки тому +2

      Bryce Arnold work protocol - fail
      17 hours of labour is required for citizens of the imperium
      Error - excess procrastination is not allowed.
      Resolution - disciplinary action from standing officer
      Remember, a working citizen is a happy citizen as it distracts the brain: your services are appreciated by the imperium of man and the god emperor himself.

    • @NinthRomance
      @NinthRomance 4 роки тому +1

      @ Bryce you better be a good citizen because the Inquisition is watching, very closely...

  • @Vaille32
    @Vaille32 3 роки тому +20

    If something can truly disturb a space marine, you know it’s bad...

  • @Brochnick
    @Brochnick Рік тому +7

    I love the short stories that follow this; the former raven guard teaching uriel ventress' skinless brother(from another flesh mother) about killing & those little bits of life that fit in around the killing... good stuff.

  • @EonSlater
    @EonSlater 4 роки тому +201

    Welp, time to turn into a necron now.
    "A revolting process, even by the standards of flesh."
    -Amarkun.

  • @SuperColodude
    @SuperColodude 4 роки тому +162

    Iron Warriors will always be one of my top 3 Chaos Marine legions, not due to their fanaticism, not due to their brutality, but their pragmatism and ingenuity. They are not frothing at the mouth like Khornates, they are not joyous like the Nurgiltes, they do not seek pleasure like Slaaneshi, and they do not aspire to change like Tzeentchians. They simply seek to kill and dominate. And that apathy towards life can be even more sinister than the others at times,

    • @Luetin09
      @Luetin09  4 роки тому +16

      good point well made

    • @sindrimyr5351
      @sindrimyr5351 4 роки тому +7

      Agreed, we can see their ight again in recent lore, sadly only as a foot note, but Perturabo has emerged from the eye coordinating 1000 armies attacking the imperiums most heavily secured sistems in segmentum Obscurus and securing them.

    • @sindrimyr5351
      @sindrimyr5351 4 роки тому +3

      might*

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 роки тому +5

      “I am very bitter and you are the reason.”

    • @MrRobot-0
      @MrRobot-0 4 роки тому +2

      Then you trow a yelow not angry boi near them and they REEEEEEE as hard as a world eater

  • @S.A.O.D.A
    @S.A.O.D.A 3 роки тому +10

    18:24 Dragonforce: "Write that shit down!"

    • @jdbb3gotskills
      @jdbb3gotskills 2 роки тому

      Hahaha I listened to this part twice with dragonforce playing in my head. It fits so well haha 🤘good catch!!

  • @jeffrey8154
    @jeffrey8154 3 роки тому +8

    I just learned about astartes a few months ago via that animated series, and a few days ago I realized that there is a thing called Warhammer 40k, and in the span of a few days I have been exposed to so much horror, hahahahaha not normal, this video is taking it up a notch.

  • @jlogable
    @jlogable 4 роки тому +489

    Before today I used to love falling asleep to this channel.

    • @helmutstein1178
      @helmutstein1178 4 роки тому +25

      You too? I love listening to him while I'm on the train. I have to take it 2 times a week and its a hour long journey. I fall asleep faster with leutins videos so its a good way to gain some much needed sleep.

    • @ravensquote7206
      @ravensquote7206 4 роки тому +6

      It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
      Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.
      To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

    • @HowBoutUHandleDeezNutz
      @HowBoutUHandleDeezNutz 4 роки тому +10

      I thought I could make it through the video. I thought I've heard worse. I'm a godamn 40k fan I can handle anything, I'll be fine.
      I was wrong

    • @andreww830
      @andreww830 4 роки тому

      @@HowBoutUHandleDeezNutz S A M E

    • @sotheofdaein
      @sotheofdaein 3 роки тому

      enjoy the nightmares :)

  • @wiglaugh
    @wiglaugh 4 роки тому +2072

    Leutin: Some of you may find this unbearable - listen with care.
    Dark Eldar players: *fap fap fap fap fap*
    The rest of the fandom: ...
    Dark Eldar players: What?

    • @Zuroslav
      @Zuroslav 4 роки тому +215

      Emperor's Children players: baby don't stop

    • @ilililil490
      @ilililil490 4 роки тому +100

      Oh fuck this is accurate

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 4 роки тому +69

      III1 III1
      Its would be more like :
      Fap *screams of pain* slash

    • @Bollerkotze
      @Bollerkotze 4 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @nothuman3083
      @nothuman3083 4 роки тому +22

      Xenetch: fuck khrone i am gonna go get mind bleach you take care of this.
      *Xenetch gives blessing*
      *Xenetch has left the server*
      *Khrone has joined the server*
      ....Multiple people are typing....

  • @Meekmillan
    @Meekmillan 3 роки тому +9

    Jesus Christ Kyle. PKA came clutch this week lmao

  • @daddysnake5250
    @daddysnake5250 Рік тому +23

    everytime i play this video while im writing my book, i always catch the part when the guardsman finds his kin with her mind broken and sacrifices himself to let the others get away. it's always so heart-breaking but inspiring to know that in the grim darkness of the 40K universe, true beacons of light exist, even in a normal man trapped in Hell. like, essentially a space cop blew himself up while being eaten by demons to let the super-powered soldiers flee to safety. thats so badass and saddening.

  • @jellydamgood
    @jellydamgood 4 роки тому +267

    And the Emperor who fought to stop such horrors was considered an evil tyrant and a despot.
    Whew.

    • @0d138
      @0d138 4 роки тому +55

      He was. Everything else in 40k was just worse...

    • @jellydamgood
      @jellydamgood 4 роки тому +30

      @@0d138 yes but the enemy of evil will be considered good wouldn't it?
      At the very least, he had the decency to kill his enemies quickly.

    • @fabienherry6690
      @fabienherry6690 4 роки тому +26

      The funniest thing is the emperor DESPISED all the religion and would have wept seeing his most loyal soldier being proud of his idol

    • @jellydamgood
      @jellydamgood 4 роки тому +35

      @@fabienherry6690 my theory is that he actually recovered somewhere around m38, saw the state of the Imperium and immediately relapsed lol.

    • @Infernalhypernova
      @Infernalhypernova 4 роки тому +3

      Tbh, its kind of his fault though.

  • @skitgrurdbattlestompah3598
    @skitgrurdbattlestompah3598 4 роки тому +259

    Me at the beginning: I’m sure whatever it is it can’t be THAT bad
    Me at the end: well batter my balls and call me sally i want to throw up

    • @CornCarson
      @CornCarson 4 роки тому +16

      Hello sally

    • @bjrneirikstrkersen1021
      @bjrneirikstrkersen1021 4 роки тому +4

      The one true emperor, Emperor Londo Mollari of the Centauri, approves of this message.

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g 3 роки тому

      @@bjrneirikstrkersen1021 I actually understood that reference.

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 3 роки тому +12

    Corvus is greatly disappointed by the raven guard

  • @TheEpicDartfish
    @TheEpicDartfish 3 роки тому +25

    I'm confused at the ending, why was Honsul shocked? Who was the iron warrior removing the helmet?

    • @warpigs9069
      @warpigs9069 Рік тому +1

      Same still don't know :( just know he had gray eyes

    • @Kdash66
      @Kdash66 Рік тому +27

      The iron warrior is a copy of Uriel from his time spent trapped in the Daemonculaba.

    • @jameroth7661
      @jameroth7661 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Kdash66A copy or Uriel himself? While yes they mades haste towards the portal, they may not have made it. It could be Uriel.

    • @brians.4981
      @brians.4981 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jameroth7661It's not. He's been active in several events since this took place. There's even a story about where they ended up after they go through the portal

    • @seanmadson8524
      @seanmadson8524 6 місяців тому

      @@jameroth7661 Judging by the description of him having grafted-on skin like the other iron warriors born from the daemonculabas, it implies that this version of Uriel was also formed in this way.
      Someone else in the comments also mentioned that a young boy was put in the womb with Uriel, and that this boy somehow took on the appearance and some of the memories of Uriel after his time in the womb with him. I haven't read the story myself, and Leutin didn't mention this as far as I remember, so take that part with a grain of salt, but the stitched skin is enough of a hint that it isn't the real Uriel

  • @tarkhan15
    @tarkhan15 4 роки тому +257

    Thousands of guardsmen die charging a line of daemons...
    Lucky bums.

    • @mr.robouteguilliman2737
      @mr.robouteguilliman2737 4 роки тому +22

      The Death Korps of Krieg is the only regiment with the biggest balls to do that and win.

  • @BTM8109
    @BTM8109 4 роки тому +699

    Me: Warhammer 40k can't possibly get any more metal.
    Leutin: Today we're gonna be talking about the Womb Factories...
    Me: NOPE.jpg

    • @JOHNPHILLIP8619
      @JOHNPHILLIP8619 4 роки тому +38

      Some writer went thru a serious cannibal corpse phase

    • @williamhayes2479
      @williamhayes2479 4 роки тому +13

      One can only imagine what made the writer create this

    • @Alexander59059
      @Alexander59059 4 роки тому +6

      Drugs from bad sources

    • @SoulSoundMuisc
      @SoulSoundMuisc 4 роки тому +7

      @@JOHNPHILLIP8619 IIRC, it was Graham McNiel. I could be wrong. I remember reading the entire series of books that lead up to the events discussed here.
      The fellow who wrote the 8e Dark Eldar codex actually had his first draft of the codex nixed, or numerous portions of it, because he'd gone way overboard in the Grimdark and hadn't even noticed until his co-workers read his stuff. They just handed it back to him and told him it needed to be toned way, way down. WAY down.
      I used to fancy myself an amateur author, though I've never published anything. This can happen *very* easily. You get in a groove, you get lost in it, in the characters and the environment and it consumes so much of your attention that you forget you're writing not just for an audience but a publisher. You've got it all planned out, the character development, the themes, the plot devices, the story arcs, the twist, the beginning the middle and the end and you fall right in only to re-read what you read two weeks ago and wonder if you really are a well adjusted person, or some kind of psycho.

    • @RaptorTroll360
      @RaptorTroll360 4 роки тому +1

      To the sound of
      Infant Annihilatior - Blasphemian

  • @darrylspitzer8242
    @darrylspitzer8242 3 роки тому +6

    Luetin, This is one of your best videos and that is saying a lot. Incredible story telling... So crisp and clean.... Grimdark as hell! Bravo!