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That's odd... No matter how many times I watch this video, I can't seem to remember anything about it. Well, there was something about fr- Oh nice, a new Jerma video!
+Jimmy De'Souza They're trying to trademark reaction vidéos, and disguising this as a really good thing! With nice little music in the background and smilles on their faces. Their Suscribtions have gone down 200 000 people in about 24 hours, I think it's safe to say they wish they had a way to make us forget they ever made that vidéo.
+Lennon1398 Wat? What will happen to reactions to vids that reacts to you. You mean that, you can't do that shit no more. No inception? Wow they done fuck up now. Thank you sir.
"Who doesn't like killing monsters?" Has Undertale taught you nothing? Yeah, that's right... I closed my eyes when that damn frog came by to say hello..
Top 5 reasons someone can't make a Top 5 list for games anymore without people complaining: 5. Super Mario Maker 4. Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain 3. Fallout 4 2. Undertale 1. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
+Insert coin I want to tell you the story of me replying to this comment. It started when the video ended, and the after-video ad began playing, so I paused it. I then proceeded to scroll down and read the comments. I find yours, and click the time to see what exact point that was in the video. It then scrolled me back up to the video, but didn't actually rewind it thanks to the ad. I then finished the ad and manually clicked at around 3:50, but it didn't load. I had to reload the page, scroll back down, hit the show more button, and then finally re-stumble upon your comment, because I forgot the time, SO I COULD ENJOY THE FUCKING JOKE!. This comment has caused me great stress unlike any other. Congratulations. xD
The frog thing seemed really silly and nonsensical at first, but i really loved how you integrated into the 'plot' of the video and used it to make the video more interesting than just a regular year end list. Love it, Jerma!
+Karam Omg. You have a different opinion than everybody else? You piece of shit. *insert game here* is the best game that has ever been released. Your taste in games are obviously horrible. Bla bla bla
Man, i'm so glad you put dying light as #5! It's totally a #5 spot for me. I'm glad you can relate, jerma. Though, i wish you would've put undertale on the list. That game was pretty cool!
I LOVE at 3:24 when you hear ster laughing at sterma saying "itchy itchy scratchy game". Small stuff like that are my favorite parts of you and ster's videos
Greetings! Did you know the likelihood of anyone reading this comment five years from now is almost zero? 2015 was crazy. Graduated high school. Watched Star and Jerma's adventures since 2013. Probably the highlights of my childhood were on UA-cam, which is kind of sad in retrospect, but trust me, Jerma's videos were so much fun.
Real talk- can we just take a minute to appreciate that Jerma did that whole mind-eraser-frog joke just so he could do the ending bit, with the "I wish I could play this game for the first time again" theme?
+The Random El Duderino I wish I could do it with Metroid: Other M. Not so I could replay it, but so that I could purge the memory of having played it.
i hate to say it, but fallout 4 was not really that great lol, i got 100+ hours in it, but it really sucks compared to the older titles. the rpg part of it at least, the perks arent that big a deal, you can beat the game with nothing but charisma and power armour. theres like 12 guns( pulling that out my ass) that just have some switchable parts. not a lot of variety. and lets be real, no one gave a shit about shaun, and only a wee bit for the wife/husband. i felt more attached to codsworth and curie than my own kid and wife. imo Bethesda dropped the ball with fo4. the shooting and looks are good though, so theres that at least lol
and theres really no benefit to having settlements other than sanc. its just a place for me to sell shit fast. they shoulda done something with it other than just having people live there
+Dexios S. Divine "... the looks are good" No they are not. The game doesn't look good at all. Granted, it wouldn't be remotely possible given all the variables what with the open world and literal tons of physics all over the place and all, but saying it looks good is a stretch.
mjello506 what? its looks pretty damn good with high end graphics. and compared to f03 and nv its has way better visuals. gameplay wise, i say those two are better. but graphics on fo4 beat them no problem
It's because muselk puts out videos more constantly. He a good guy, but I love jerma for the reason I love Jontron. It's a big wait but in the end it's worth it.
the fact that you uploaded that on February first is painfully brilliant [then again it's more than possible that jerma wanted to do that video on Jan 1st but didn't make it on time :P]
I hate that there is so much time in between each vid you make...but if all the wait is for vids like these...please. TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED! XD I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO FREAKING MUCH. you are so god damn funny man. XD
"Let me be the first to welcome you into 2016"
-Jerma 985, Feb 1, 2016
Haha exactly what I was thinking tooXD
Please let this one be a top comment.
+Maxwell Abisia Congratulations, you got the joke.
+Maxwell Abisia Hey it's the first of SOMETHING 2016
Well you see, the mind erasing frog has many functions..
Top 5 Games of 2015 B.C.
1 - Throw the rock.
2 - Break sticks.
3 - Burn the tree.
4 - Commit incest.
5 - Hooting and hollering.
+XotsOfTheUndead Made my night thanks
BRO HOW COULD YOU NOT PUT BASHING HEAD IN WITH A ROCK
how did u not include penis scraping
aww dude nice
+XotsOfTheUndead Hooting and Hollering should be higher on the list, i can't imagine that anyone didn't play that masterpiece for at least 69 hours.
Dying light because it has coffee, cheetos and chicken.
And consumable granola bars
Don't forget there's a Fawking Knife!
When he says "Just ten seconds of your time" The crowd starts booing a literal ten seconds later.
It actually was. I counted that and exactly when I said 10 they all started screaming.
@@carpet163 Wow, vindication in the form of a youtube reply four years later.
I finally feel complete.
@@Itgetsbetterofficial There you go pal.
Anyone else have the problem of not being able to remember most of this video?
I am, I don't even remember clicking on it.
Jerma has a new video?
+Preston Dillard what's a video
+spoot chr... chrome? what does chrome do?
Robert Cooper what the fuck is a chrome
That's odd... No matter how many times I watch this video, I can't seem to remember anything about it. Well, there was something about fr- Oh nice, a new Jerma video!
Wait, how am I already on the video making a comment? Wait, why did I just type that, what's going on?????
He didn't even include Undertale... Rude.
+Pizza Poosta Why did i just make this comment 3 times?
Strange, I don't know what to expect from this video, but I have a feeling that Raven's Cry is a part of this list.
Stop, restart.
Bet the fine bros wish they had that frog.
+Jimmy De'Souza They're trying to trademark reaction vidéos, and disguising this as a really good thing! With nice little music in the background and smilles on their faces. Their Suscribtions have gone down 200 000 people in about 24 hours, I think it's safe to say they wish they had a way to make us forget they ever made that vidéo.
+muffin auraisin wait what happened with the fine bros?
Captain E they fucked up bad bro. They're trying to copyright reaction videos.
+Lennon1398 Wat? What will happen to reactions to vids that reacts to you. You mean that, you can't do that shit no more. No inception? Wow they done fuck up now. Thank you sir.
+Captain E
I am not a FineBros spy, and quickly, *LOOK AT THIS FROG*.
Why is everybody talking about a frog? Is there an Easter egg I'm missing? Or a joke. What ever it is, it's confusing me.
Parts in the video Jerma edited in a frog that "erases your memory with a flash", but I can't remember when.
+kafta
That's absurd.
+AverageSqueaker (That's the joke)
+kafta
Dude, is this like a gag from an old video? This video is just Jerma going back to his casual things.
+AverageSqueaker The joke is from "Futurama", I believe (Hypnotoad). He uses it as a gag to make people "forget" something that isn't mainstream.
Mind Eraser Frog for Jerma Rumble.
How would he possibly create Mind Eraser Frog in any WWE game?
+Zach First He made pacman.
+Kristoph Gavin We so need another Jerma Rumble
+Son of Tiamat that would be awsome
+Zach First The question is, how could he not create Mind Eraser Frog in any WWE game?
What a pleasant surprise before going to bed
Fuck
+kswef Ur magical how did youz knowz!?!?!
Say yolo if your in the Mid-West.
+kswef ya
what suprise?
Honestly Jerma, this is one of the most forgettable videos you've ever made.
Ever get that feeling of dejavu?
P.S I am 3 YEARS LATE
To make this joke
Oh fuck you
my theory is JERMA IS AN ELDRITCH BEING. I KNEW IT, I KNEW THEY EXISTED
5: -undertale-
5: dying light
4: -MGS5-
4: NOT ravens cry
4: victor vran
³﹕ ᶜᵃʳᵈ ᶜʳᵃʷᶫ
2: witcher 3
1: -bloodborne-
1: *fallout 4*
this is severely under appreciated.
FO4 is dogshit.
What are you talking about? Undertake and Metal gear solid 5 were never on this list...
Austin Williams I mean, there was footage for msg5... for some reason
@@Tee_B fuck Bethesda and fuck FO4
"Who doesn't like killing monsters?"
Has Undertale taught you nothing? Yeah, that's right... I closed my eyes when that damn frog came by to say hello..
+Profane Gunman
Undertale was on the list?
WootmansayWOOT Don't worry about it, the frog will lead you to salvation.
Profane Gunman
What does the frog do?
WootmansayWOOT Whimsical, magical things.
what frog?
Where's super Mario bros 2?
+John “Koerndog98” Koerner MY BOY HERE, I KNOW WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT
bunkey
+John “Koerndog98” Koerner
This comment reminds me when Dunkey beat Sky in Smash
+Shazard_15 Nah, Knack is way better.
+John “Koerndog98” Koerner still da king after all these years
Hi, the developer of Card Crawl here! Thanks again for the shout out, our download/purchase numbers are through the roof!
Holy shit
"let me be the first to wish you new year" Jerma knows how introverted we all are
As opposed to Top 5 Games 2015 BC.
#5 Dinosaur Hunting
It's pretty fun. Y'know, goin' around killin' things, it was cool.
+Pizza Poosta my favorite game was collecting the teeth of wild boars
+nordic fatcheese
1. Capture the Wild Hog
2. Smash the Clay Tablets Simulator
3. Live to 40
4. Inventing Math GOTY Edition
5. Build a Hut 4
+Pizza Poosta False. Humans, even our oldest ancestors that we can truly identify as "homo-," came to be thousands of years after the dinosaurs.
"inventing the wheel" was obviously game of the year. but "throwing spears and mammoth simulator" was a close second.
Jerma is quite possibly the most creative person I have ever witnessed. I wish I could go back and experience Jerma videos for the first time again.
+pieisdelish1 Aren't we able to experience Jerma videos for the first time when new ones are uploaded, though?
That can be arranged.
LOOK AT THIS FROG!
ALL HAIL MIND ERASER FROG!
+LordVader1094 What frog?
@@LordVader1094 :-(
Mind Eraser Frog for Jerma Rumble 4
He comes I. Later on the video, I don't know who he is, jerma just says something about batteries.
I made the mistake of thinking this was going to be a serious video.
+Morgan You are new, aren't you?
Suspec M Nope. Been here since TF2. I should have been prepared.
Wait, you're 40? Ok, it's confirmed- Jerma is a vampire.
Nyxixir That has nothing to do with my comment. I was commenting on the fact that Jerma looks like he's still in his 20's.
Fa Mulan but he just said "I'm like 40" in this video o.o I'm gonna go ahead and trust what he says.
+MsLalaUsagi t'was a jest
+Fa Mulan He turned 30 recently
+MsLalaUsagi was 100% a joke
I'm surprised 700,000 games wasn't on here...
Top 5 reasons someone can't make a Top 5 list for games anymore without people complaining:
5. Super Mario Maker
4. Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
3. Fallout 4
2. Undertale
1. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Why are you here!!! I saw you on a vinesauce video a but ago why are you on a jerma985 video?!
Ryan Mitchell Oh, you're from that video? okay....
*Clears throat*
"What is that stuff, pooce?"
Spongebob FINGpants yes! But why are you here?! I must know or the universe will explode
Ryan Mitchell I'm omnipresent.
Spongebob FINGpants seems like it because you reply at the speed of light do you just keep refreshing the page until I reply?
My Top 5 Games of 2015 A.D.:
1-Jerma Rumble 2k2015
2-Another one
3-Another one
4-Another one
5-...Another one?
6-Jerma Rumble Rat Movie Edition
pedro ferreira 20002015?
Why does the video always start at 3:57 ?? Anybody else having this issue?
+Insert coin Yeah also why the fuck am I on a boat.
+Insert coin I want to tell you the story of me replying to this comment. It started when the video ended, and the after-video ad began playing, so I paused it. I then proceeded to scroll down and read the comments. I find yours, and click the time to see what exact point that was in the video. It then scrolled me back up to the video, but didn't actually rewind it thanks to the ad. I then finished the ad and manually clicked at around 3:50, but it didn't load. I had to reload the page, scroll back down, hit the show more button, and then finally re-stumble upon your comment, because I forgot the time, SO I COULD ENJOY THE FUCKING JOKE!. This comment has caused me great stress unlike any other. Congratulations. xD
+Lashmer What joke? What are you talking about?? The video starts with him telling us we're on a boat or something. Where's the joke?
+Insert coin nice one xD
It means: Buy a .357 and kill that damn hobo who is always joshing you for money to buy his drugs/vodka
Wait, is it A.D. already? I feel like it was only yesterday Babylon was sacked! Time sure does fly.
I just woke up and was sleep-watching this video.
Why did I have a dream about a frog?
What frog?
kafta Huh? Why was I talking about a frog? Where am I?!
Dravern I don't know where you are, but I'm in a boat
kafta I'm on a horse.
What's a frog?
"predisposed expectation of what you're supposed to expect from the game." I love it.
i love a stroke
Jerma, how can I buy a memory wiping frog? I'd like to use it when I rob a ba-- reasons.
+FaceShüt No joke, the image is actually giving me memory loss. I honestly cannot clearly remember things about Undertale.
+EncyclopediaBro13 if the frog wipes your memory, then how did you know that Jerma talked about Undertale?
EncyclopediaBro13 Yeah... wait he mentioned Undertale? God damn it he's like the rest.
Huk6 I'm not kidding. I honestly couldn't remember plot points for Undertale for a while.
EncyclopediaBro13 What made you think of it?
2015 wasnt a year, it was a warning for an even shittier time.
2015: "you're gonna have a bad time"
+ianicorn Savage
+ianicorn i disagree
+ianicorn 2015 was great.
+Espurr 404 for the first half. Then the plague hit.
Well Jerma it's almost 2017 did you ever develop that shrink ray?
So far it worked only on some body parts making his muscles smaller.
PairOfDucks He doesn't need it, he's from Ironforge
Cosmic Mage and compact
Didn’t you see his patch notes?
Really wish they'd bring Bloodborne to PC :(
i'm still crying about it :(
i love your FACE jerma, idk what it is... the structure... the look.. the MASCULINTITTY. just everything, Yes.
+Wacky Cousins Ja
+brawlmaster7 The Masculintitty? Are you calling Jerma FAT? YOU'RE fat!
N-n... no?
Seems appropriate coming from a talking ASS
He looks like young Christopher Walken.
"Let me be the first to welcome you to 2016"
10 seconds in and I'm dying
"LOOK AT THIS FROG" has to be the best thing you've ever said since "Spindie-doodle"
Jerma looks like that really friendly guy that works at every local video rental store.
im early let me think of a joke
the fine bros
bitch you guessed it
Lol
+Supah Sanic I didn't expect that, but I should have.
+Supah Sanic Hilarious and original.
I actually copyrighted that joke m8, be prepared to hear from my lawyer
I've watched this video 5 times and I still don't know what his 5th favorite game was.
It was dying light, remember?
yeah it was dying light
it is a spiritual experience finding this in 2019 when he welcomes you in 2016
The frog thing seemed really silly and nonsensical at first, but i really loved how you integrated into the 'plot' of the video and used it to make the video more interesting than just a regular year end list. Love it, Jerma!
"let me be the first to welcome you to 2016" - Jerma Feb 1st 2016
"oh look a new jerma video, lets put life on hold for the moment so i can watch this"
Another great Jerma video! This was really great; the humor & execution were solid, and I enjoyed the little subtle nods. Thanks!
Watching this for the first time 4 years later and Jerma is still the first person to welcome me to 2016.
Can't believe he didn't mention Undertale
No Metal Gear either? What the fuck, Jerma.
+Holy Mackerel the Third I found both of those boring imo
+Karam Omg. You have a different opinion than everybody else? You piece of shit. *insert game here* is the best game that has ever been released. Your taste in games are obviously horrible. Bla bla bla
+Karam "I found both of those boring in my opinion"
no, you found both of those boring in my opinion!
Man, i'm so glad you put dying light as #5! It's totally a #5 spot for me. I'm glad you can relate, jerma. Though, i wish you would've put undertale on the list. That game was pretty cool!
I love how you add amazing hilarious comedy to your more serious casual videos.
I LOVE at 3:24 when you hear ster laughing at sterma saying "itchy itchy scratchy game". Small stuff like that are my favorite parts of you and ster's videos
Awesome video, dude. I always love to see your name in my subscription box. Thank you :)
0:19 His new year resolution. It's February.
I fucking love Jerma skits. Please give him his own show.
This is the best video you've done in a while. What a great twist on the best game format. keep it up Jerma!
Why did Jerma say he was making a shrink ray so he can hang out with his mice friends?
doesn't he mean... The Rats?
+Antixer Rats. Rats. We're the Rats. We prey at night we stalk at night, we're the Rats!
Greetings! Did you know the likelihood of anyone reading this comment five years from now is almost zero?
2015 was crazy. Graduated high school. Watched Star and Jerma's adventures since 2013. Probably the highlights of my childhood were on UA-cam, which is kind of sad in retrospect, but trust me, Jerma's videos were so much fun.
It aint zero bud :*]
I wish I could use a mind eraser frog to forget all of Jerma's videos and watch them all for the first time again
Real talk- can we just take a minute to appreciate that Jerma did that whole mind-eraser-frog joke just so he could do the ending bit, with the "I wish I could play this game for the first time again" theme?
I wish I could do the "erase memory" thing with Undertale...
+The Random El Duderino Me too ;_;
Your username gave me cancer
Grandpa Chew Huh, I thought it'd be the profile pic...
+The Random El Duderino I wish I could do it with Metroid: Other M.
Not so I could replay it, but so that I could purge the memory of having played it.
"I don't like the popular thing look how cool and unique I am please give me attention"
I like how he plays games not much people knows about I found alot of great games thanks to jerma
Jerma makes the most original, creative and legitimately funny content on UA-cam, hands down. This is genius.
gotta say, was not expecting to be that entertained by a list video. Jerma is so damn clever sometimes.
That plot twist at the end was the best.
What is this video even about every time I watch it I’m already at the end of the video
I think this is honestly one of the best videos he's done, I watched it like 4 times.
the picture of jerma and his mice friends is my new desktop backround
...Mice friends?...
*RAT MOVIE THREE CONFIRMED*
la li le la lo......la li le la lo! LA LI LE LA LO!!!!!!!
+Maxwell Kraft We need more content like this on youtube. Upvoted, good sir!
Before I watch the video, love you Jerma great to see a video been rewatching all the old classics.
This video brightened my day. Thank you for your effort Jerma.
I wonder if Jerma made his shrink ray yet, it is almost the end of the year.
kayden lontz What are you talking about?
He must've. How else could he be that short?
did jerma predict the "jerma is small" meme with that shrink ray joke?
someone told me I've watched this 20 times already, but I can only remember bits and pieces
I'm always so happy to watch Jerma's videos. Jerma, you're the best
JERMA WHERE THE FUCK IS UNDERTALE!
man 2016 started off so good with this video and then it all went to shit
haha meme
Axyo haha meme
If I could use that mind-erasing frog for one thing it would be to watch all of Jerma's videos again.
You deserve more subs, these videos are amazing.
Why does Jerma look like Scout...
He is scout
Duh he is the scout
+Tcorn the Lazy he' is the acout
i hate to say it, but fallout 4 was not really that great lol, i got 100+ hours in it, but it really sucks compared to the older titles. the rpg part of it at least, the perks arent that big a deal, you can beat the game with nothing but charisma and power armour. theres like 12 guns( pulling that out my ass) that just have some switchable parts. not a lot of variety. and lets be real, no one gave a shit about shaun, and only a wee bit for the wife/husband. i felt more attached to codsworth and curie than my own kid and wife. imo Bethesda dropped the ball with fo4. the shooting and looks are good though, so theres that at least lol
+Dexios S. Divine You shouldn't hate to say it, the game fucking sucked
+Wub The only reason Fallout 3 is even remotely better is because it was still in an RPG format. Otherwise, Fallout 4 is like Fallout 3 Redux.
and theres really no benefit to having settlements other than sanc. its just a place for me to sell shit fast. they shoulda done something with it other than just having people live there
+Dexios S. Divine "... the looks are good" No they are not. The game doesn't look good at all. Granted, it wouldn't be remotely possible given all the variables what with the open world and literal tons of physics all over the place and all, but saying it looks good is a stretch.
mjello506
what? its looks pretty damn good with high end graphics. and compared to f03 and nv its has way better visuals. gameplay wise, i say those two are better. but graphics on fo4 beat them no problem
When you shrink, make sure you're not too small that the mice just kill you and you'd be like "NOO I thought we were friends! aAgh!"
This was probably the best video I've seen in a good few years.
"List Get!"
Jerma did it again. He did it again. Where's your 2487th internet award for Being The Fucking Best.
One of the funniest videos you have released recently. Good shit jerma :)
genius. easily one of my favorite videos of yours
Why does jerma keep putting gullible in the description?
mespotamian
I can't believe I feel for this.
fuck
Aw ya piece of shite!
Holy shit you're right, he did.
Muselk has officially more subs than Jerma o_O
+jacob galarneau but he is a bootleg jerma...weird
That makes me sad :(
jerma is dying
Much sad
It's because muselk puts out videos more constantly. He a good guy, but I love jerma for the reason I love Jontron. It's a big wait but in the end it's worth it.
Jerma, i love your creativ, funny and totally crazy videos. They are super fun to watch.
I am left confused and wanting more, the way I should feel after every Jerma video. Keep them coming
So I guess FO4 is the real #2?
+Phil Latio You mean borderlands 3?
Chrono Trigger is the best game of every year since 1995. Now, stare deeply into mine eyes.
Jerma is a genius when it comes to making vids, i love you
I LOVE IT! This style of video is so.... Jerma xD keep up the videos man you're my favorite UA-camr
Want to hear the truth?
Supah Sanic's comment
when is top 5 2015 b.c.?
the fact that you uploaded that on February first is painfully brilliant
[then again it's more than possible that jerma wanted to do that video on Jan 1st but didn't make it on time :P]
I hate that there is so much time in between each vid you make...but if all the wait is for vids like these...please. TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED! XD I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO FREAKING MUCH. you are so god damn funny man. XD
This is so fucking funny
Now please make a top 5 list of wonderbook games.
Jerma, this video was gold. I did not expect to laugh so much at a Top 5 GOTY video. Thanks for making this.
Jerma's videos so fresh, so clean