5:02 And thats Wizard Jerma after 50 years of doing magic, when he's an old grotchy asshole. He just sits in the library all day angrily casting spells at butterflies
After Demon Lord Zeraxos returned Jerma's soul to his body after playing Five Nights At Freddy's, Jerma was a changed person. He soon realized that his stint in hell granted him dark mastery over the arcane. Before long, Jerma enrolled in Slytherin and became a Death Eater and amassed a great litany of eldritch magic, including such nasty things like Biggus Scorpionus and Hydrus Out-Of-The-Wandus. A dark age in spellcraft has descended. Archmage Jerma, and his Book Of Spells, will descend to wreak havoc on the world.
BTW For the "making the scorpion bigger" trial, the statue was Anubis, the Egyptian Lord of Death/Funerals. In the underworld, he would weigh a persons heart against the feather of truth. The more lies the person told, the heavier their heart. If their heart was equal to the feather, they were allowed to pass. That's why they needed to balance the scorpion and shtuff. This is a load of barnacles.
ToasterRabbit Well, actually sometimes it can be hard to tell the difference if you hadn't heard Boo's voice in a while, and you can't quite remember what it sounded like.
Today in Language Arts, we had to write about our favorite author, so for no reason, I put "Jeremy 'Jerma' Niichts" and how he writes Choose Your Own Adventure books about the Sneak Men, fat creatures known as Byeahs, shpace pirates, and other kooky crap. Oh, great video btw.
Jerma, look upon this comment in shame. May it haunt your every nightmare and ruin all of your days. You will never recover from this. Each and every day of each and every year, you must remember, you could've been Gandalf.
edit because of desperation of top comment and on mobile: holy mother of god him spraying water is perfect, thanks jerma. I already have star locked up with me. All I need is an editor..
the funny thing about it is that some of those commericals will be shown with a smaller screen resolution and lower quality. always make me think that they're just absolutely dumping money on those lol.
Any time I need a good laugh, I just pick a Jerma video at random to watch. Works every single time. I actually have a headache from laughing so much. Thanks for the headache, dude.
Jerma, you are incredibly talented at what you do. You are seriously one of the coolest and funniest people I have ever seen or heard. I feel like I know you, like I know what happened to pac man. What a strange long journey it has been. Cheers to a great channel and a great person!
Goddamnet i love you jerma. You are without a doubt the funniest guy i have ever met. I tip my glass to you man. Cheers to the one guy who brings joy and happiness to thousands every upload.
Omg I don't know why but the end when he was trying to recalibrate the book and wand was so fucking funny and stupid, like you were in your robes and just trying to get like this family game to work was hilarious. Love ya Jerma.
Woo! A fantastic Jerma video on my birthday! And it is amazingly funny too! I really gotta replace the Scout voice lines with Jerma's voice, especially the Halloween spell lines. Jerma's are just better. P.S.: Is it just me or does the Spellmaster voice of this game sound like Dr.Kleiner?
Jerma doesn't look like a wizard, he looks like a sith lord
DO IT!
Do it.
dew it
A Sith *lord?!*
If what you have told me is true, you will have gained my trust
I'm fairly certain this is what Jerma would actually be like in Hogwarts. Glitchy book and all.
5:02 And thats Wizard Jerma after 50 years of doing magic, when he's an old grotchy asshole. He just sits in the library all day angrily casting spells at butterflies
There's just an infinite number of old children's games for Jerma to play for our amusement, isn't there?
He should play the first 3 Harry Potter games
I now imagine Jerma playing Sorcerer's stone on the ps2 (?). Criken did it, so if Jerma did it I'd probably cry.
madmag101
*Ahem*
First two, from the third one on, it's all been shit.
How is this an old children's game? It came out in 2012 for the PS3.
Oreo Milkshake noone should go through that game again
After Demon Lord Zeraxos returned Jerma's soul to his body after playing Five Nights At Freddy's, Jerma was a changed person. He soon realized that his stint in hell granted him dark mastery over the arcane. Before long, Jerma enrolled in Slytherin and became a Death Eater and amassed a great litany of eldritch magic, including such nasty things like Biggus Scorpionus and Hydrus Out-Of-The-Wandus.
A dark age in spellcraft has descended. Archmage Jerma, and his Book Of Spells, will descend to wreak havoc on the world.
Bravo, bravo indeed.
oh hey my name is finally relevant
To this day Jerma has a scorpion living in his crotxh
YOU FACE ZERAXOS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!
ImmaLittlePip Oh, so that is what they meant when they said it was a "trap"
BTW For the "making the scorpion bigger" trial, the statue was Anubis, the Egyptian Lord of Death/Funerals. In the underworld, he would weigh a persons heart against the feather of truth. The more lies the person told, the heavier their heart. If their heart was equal to the feather, they were allowed to pass. That's why they needed to balance the scorpion and shtuff.
This is a load of barnacles.
"I heard that!"
***** its alwys tim 4 a ejipt lesun.
This is a load of barnacles. True that.
You must be fun at parties...
Matheus leão I would like if he spoke about that, becuse I'm genuinely intersted in that. Even tough I knew that since before.
I love that the initials on the book are BS
technically BoS, but that works too
🥺🥺
Oh god, the toad just slowly rolling out of existence was too much
For a second I thought Boo was the one giving Jerma instructions ._.
BUNNY!
ohmhgawd its you again! Been a while! Bunnies r da best
Dot_Dash
why would you flag the bunny?
He doesn't even have the same dialect as boo... He sounds completely different. You thought that just because he had an accent?
America, everybody.
ToasterRabbit Well, actually sometimes it can be hard to tell the difference if you hadn't heard Boo's voice in a while, and you can't quite remember what it sounded like.
Jerma needs more subs mainly because he's fucking brilliant
Agreed
He needs to delete his 2nd channel because he needs more subs and more people to see those videos.
Senor Platano why is he not uploading no more videos?
MishIshPee ! streams a lot more now, he recently streamed re7 biohazard, and he finished it a couple days ago
Today in Language Arts, we had to write about our favorite author, so for no reason, I put "Jeremy 'Jerma' Niichts" and how he writes Choose Your Own Adventure books about the Sneak Men, fat creatures known as Byeahs, shpace pirates, and other kooky crap.
Oh, great video btw.
No mention of da Baby Shpee?
Your teacher will give you an A, google Jerma, then change the grade to an F.
you are best student
***** no, @×+× for the whole year
Godamn man.... I really. I congratulate you sir.
that is wonderful but there should be a mention of the very dangerous baby shpeee
5:02 the way he pronounces the spells is hilarious
"GOODNESS JERMA KEEP YOUR WAND UNDER CONTROL," star whispered.
[duck noises]
5:00 Elderly Wizard Jerma in his retirement home.
4:15 The first known attempt at the spill joke
Uh, not sure what spell you were tryin' to cast there, try again.
***** Uh, not sure what spell you were tryin' to cast there, try again.
B MIchael Uh, not sure what spell you were tryin' to cast there, try again.
***** you'll need to turn the wonderbook to the front cover
+joweechao Oh that's fine! Just scatter those lovingly gathered ingredients everywhere, not to worry!
+Salt Oh that's fine! Just scatter those lovingly gathered ingredients everywhere, not to worry!
It wasn't just me who was getting creeped out by the pervy "hehe spray me with your wand" narrator right?
same. I really thought when I scrolled down there was gonna be a lot of gay porn jerma fan fic.
NefariousZ I'm on it.
Yeah, he's definitely a perv.
"Oh, goodness, keep your wand under control!"
Sounded like david tennant
Is this the new book Jerma said he'd write?
Waaaait I remember you. You were the one who commented on the "Reintroducing Train" video.
Uh
Hi.
Kaemer() lol you too?
Kaemer() I guess I'm everywhere today. I love commenting!
Yeah, all of us. Train Hype.
I also noticed you
c:
Hi
I’m glad people still love Jerma’s old videos
"Do not speak to me of Jermagast the Brown - his excessive use of consuming mushrooms has addled his teeth and yellowed his brain..."
Please please do more of this. My sides.
More please.
Can anyone recommend me any good hentai (already tried boko no picco, didn't help)
Priest Nasty naruto
plsssssss, i want another vid jurmah
>no wizard beard
Jerma is terrible wizard, 0/10 IGN.
Jerma, look upon this comment in shame. May it haunt your every nightmare and ruin all of your days. You will never recover from this. Each and every day of each and every year, you must remember, you could've been Gandalf.
Too much face flesh, 7.8/10
>mayme arrows outside memechan
shut up and fuck off
We can't all be a matt.
Bajigaloo uses them when whining
fuck off both of you.
Man this will go great for the illustrations of my new fan fiction, him firmly grasping a large still go well to immerse the audience into the story
edit because of desperation of top comment and on mobile: holy mother of god him spraying water is perfect, thanks jerma. I already have star locked up with me. All I need is an editor..
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
post pls
"Hey keep your wand under control" XD that kracked me up.
yes ur a wizard lad
- jerma985mother
Woah woah woah,are you armoured aleks????????
yee
Dayum
dern dude
More Jermother.
Seriously how didn't you make this up?
1:53 all my fan fictions "came" true
I swear if I see another smoking commercial
But your smooth silky sexy skin
the funny thing about it is that some of those commericals will be shown with a smaller screen resolution and lower quality. always make me think that they're just absolutely dumping money on those lol.
That's gonna cost ya a bit more there.
Get ready to cringe.
>Not using adblock
Yeah those anti-smoking ads are admittedly disturbing, albeit informative.
I am the world's best wizard.
Your disappearing act was amazing bro
Dude, that water to wine stuff is like the best trick ever. How'd you pull it off?
I believe the correct word is thaumaturgist
I have always wondered this: If you can walk on water, can you swim on land?
And like most wizards your not real
5:12 AL DOOLAFUS
This game looks fucking amazing.
Well, if this isn't the Kinect, it works better than the kinect.
It's the playstation move
FRICK yeah Playstation
it's da PlayStation wii
Malachi Batty *Byeah
It's a WiiStation One.
It came out not long ago, didn't you see the announcement?
I keep coming back to this classic
Should've cast ZAP.
WATCH WHERE YOU SPRAY THAT THING
Any time I need a good laugh, I just pick a Jerma video at random to watch. Works every single time. I actually have a headache from laughing so much. Thanks for the headache, dude.
This is one of my favourite UA-cam videos of all time, I have already watched it 3 times...
The calibration scene at the end was amazing. Love the video! Keep it up
Man this was PS VR before PS VR was even given a shit about
And it still isn't
well in VR you actually wear the headgear for emersion, this is just putting 3D models on a book
David22092001 It's going to be used just as much too.
Downer_666 Well not really since VR is already being used 10X more than this rather shite 3D model thing
David22092001 Unfortunately it costs like 10x more too, which is unfortunate, because VR is freakin awesome.
Jerma, you are incredibly talented at what you do. You are seriously one of the coolest and funniest people I have ever seen or heard. I feel like I know you, like I know what happened to pac man. What a strange long journey it has been. Cheers to a great channel and a great person!
Amazing work yet again! Loved every second! ^_^
Goddamnet i love you jerma. You are without a doubt the funniest guy i have ever met. I tip my glass to you man. Cheers to the one guy who brings joy and happiness to thousands every upload.
MERLIN'S BEARD! IT WAS A TRICK! A SHAPE CHANGING WATER DEMON!!
3:04 "Ow, Ow! OW! WHAT THE FUCK"
Fucking golden XD
I was crying through half of this. Would love to see more Move gameplays!
This made my day, thanks. Keep up the fantastic work.
Welcome to the under 301 club, how tough are ya?
I jerkoff with 32 grit sandpaper
aww im 302...
I'm not.
Ech fahk you.
I ate a bowl of subscribers for breakfast.
...Without any comments.
I think jerma's having too much fun again lol
I love how most of Jerma's videos get pretty decent traffic years after they're uploaded. Really shows there's good reasons to keep coming back.
02:15 the face of pure joy.
Oh dear god, what have you done? Wasn't that the epic fail from E3 two years ago?
It was the worst game of 2012. I don't think it was at E3 though.
There was a live demonstration where they couldn't get the book to open for 2 minutes.
Did you seriously just say "epic fail" in 2014?
+Cameron Adams
nah, needs more leet
Blake Horvath It was... believe me, it was...
Can we please acknowledge the fact that this wonder book thing is actually really cool and I hope it does great things for the future of the industry?
+Ethan Hecker
But then again, Virtual Porn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It really won't, it's just a dumb gimmick and won't be able to support a substantial game. VR on the other hand.
Brian P
VR Porn?! The future is bright for the loners
Holy shit jerma, first youtube video in a while to make me genuinely laugh out loud.
Omg I don't know why but the end when he was trying to recalibrate the book and wand was so fucking funny and stupid, like you were in your robes and just trying to get like this family game to work was hilarious. Love ya Jerma.
This is actually kind of amazing.
Jerma should've been a character in harry potter... Just... The opening part is pure gold the way he speaks
i want a full playthrough of this JERMA PLEASE
Its always a good time for a laugh with Jerma
I demand more of Wizard Jerma, fucking great video. Keep it up.
I swear, I originally thought the narrator of the game was just Boo talking.
This is one of Jerma's most underrated videos, in my opinion.
Thank you for this, significantly made my day
Is Jerma going to be our replacement Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher this semester?
5:23
Are you holding up your book with that hard magic, Jerma?
I do believe I have now found my new favorite video~
3:44
I love how jerma doesn't just cut out any mistakes. XD
I know this makes me, like, 5 years old but I kinda.. really want to play this game.
Oh Jerma, Jerma Jerma Jerma. Why, oh _why_, do you have a PS Move? Not even Sony has one anymore.
So cool that Boo got a job narrating Harry Potter games!
It's so bad but Jerma makes it look so good. Jerma you made my night. I love you so much omg..
Only Jerma can break a fucking book
Who needs virtual reality when you have this?
'Keep your wand under control!' killed me. Jerma, continue you playing this sometime!
Keep it up Jerma, this is one of your funniest videos and I was laughing through the whole thing.
Woo! A fantastic Jerma video on my birthday! And it is amazingly funny too! I really gotta replace the Scout voice lines with Jerma's voice, especially the Halloween spell lines. Jerma's are just better.
P.S.: Is it just me or does the Spellmaster voice of this game sound like Dr.Kleiner?
k shaw Stop being everywhere, Ben.
Happy birthday.
anosmianAcrimony
Woo, thank you!
Ooo,mommy!
Look who I found while randomly watching Jerma‘s videos!
LOL Jerma the way your entertained by this is so cute also it sounds like the game was narrated by Boo! Does anyone else think so?
*You're
This is by far the funniest thing i have ever seen!
this was proably your best video yet jerma
Jerma is becoming more Jim Carrey every day
you have become right in more ways than one
@@wompstopm123 no. Jerma is much better imo
I laughed so fucking hard.
"Am I a wizard yet mommy?"
Please do more, lol.
Super hilarious! More vids like this please!
This is the best thing I've seen all year
I'm too stoned for this.
I see Jerma is finally getting into competitive TF2.
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen from you. ^^
these videos are so much better than your tf2 ones, i love when you put your creativity into them
Can't wait to see more shitty Move games. As opposed to those really super good Move games.
As a game, it was pretty mediocre.
But it /was/ pretty darn neat.
Your a wizard Jerma.
was wondering why you hadn't uploaded in a while. This. is. so. worth it. I love this video so much.
We need more from this game! xD It was so dish-diggidy-darn funny!
Jerma's such a cutie
oh no!
Needs more _Z A P_
this made me happy today jerma thank you
the part where he drops the wand fucking wrecked me
Played this, got bored, got a PC, and enjoyed living among the gods.
I don't know what this is, or how Jerma came about obtaining such dark powers, but I'm quite sure this means the end of mankind as we know it.
this was really fun to watch :D
This is the best Jerma video i've seen in a while. 10/10
JERMA PISSES????
Jerma, has anyone ever told you that you look, sound, and act a lot like Nathan Vetterlein?
Lots of people have actually.
It's the other way around.
Oh Jerma. I just couldn't contain the laughter when I saw the robe lol
I used to be a wizard, mummy, but that was before the plague hit.