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  • Опубліковано 4 бер 2022
  • today i am the main character of this video, in which i look at people who think i am the main character
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  • @Rydrake6
    @Rydrake6 2 роки тому +3898

    I'm not the main character, I'm the recurring background character that's used for comedic effect.

    • @lilythrrose
      @lilythrrose 2 роки тому +228

      Im just the asshole friend of the protagonist that laughs at them when they do something stupid. Every time. Without fail.

    • @katkay9923
      @katkay9923 2 роки тому +148

      I’m that one QuietKidTM who everyone lowkey thinks is the villain and has some tragic backstory but then when the protagonist gets into hot water I come out of the shadows and save everyone’s life with my secret assassin karate spy training, but instead of doing that I’m literally just a person who doesn’t talk much

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 2 роки тому +63

      I'm a side character that tries to even just be important and no body even notices

    • @Error-ck4jg
      @Error-ck4jg 2 роки тому +37

      im the mat main characters use to wipe their feet

    • @kingkaydengaming2786
      @kingkaydengaming2786 2 роки тому +1

      @@lilythrrose you just seem like a genuinely awful person

  • @ModernDayYasuke
    @ModernDayYasuke 2 роки тому +11411

    I like to think we're all main characters. when you interact with a stranger, that's a crossover episode. lmao.

    • @Kwiteee
      @Kwiteee  2 роки тому +4898

      very optimistic and uplifting way to see life! i hate it

    • @ModernDayYasuke
      @ModernDayYasuke 2 роки тому +1591

      @@Kwiteee I knew you would buddy! 😘

    • @j.6267
      @j.6267 2 роки тому +959

      @@Kwiteee ok side character

    • @mrhoohooblue6471
      @mrhoohooblue6471 2 роки тому +211

      Kwite, one day you'll play Skullgirls. I know it.

    • @americanwilliam4252
      @americanwilliam4252 2 роки тому +251

      That explains why I don't interact with someone. My show isn't interesting

  • @emeraldelder1557
    @emeraldelder1557 Рік тому +407

    Kwite:"I don't negotiate with terrorist "
    Also kwite:"talks to his twitch chat"

  • @pdnh8275
    @pdnh8275 Рік тому +727

    No joke, I once had a nightmare where I was a main character in a horror movie. There were a few times when I would watch my nightmare from a third-person POV as if it was a movie, times when I criticised the bad makeup and directing of the movie, and I also went into a high-danger place because I told myself 'we're only halfway through the movie, no way they'd kill the main character so quickly'.

    • @thatonebonkchoyguy
      @thatonebonkchoyguy Рік тому +63

      You had more common sense in that dream than most protagonists do in actual horror movies (COUGH COUGH *invisible man* COUGH COUGH)

    • @virtualcommando7098
      @virtualcommando7098 Рік тому +36

      You could've been a fake out main character

    • @voidentityUTX
      @voidentityUTX Рік тому +5

    • @user-rn7ck3xt3q
      @user-rn7ck3xt3q 5 місяців тому +5

      dude you're dream broke the 4th wall

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@thatonebonkchoyguythat's not really common sense as much as it is meta knowledge the characters in the horror movie don't know that they are characters in a horror movie

  • @jupiterisstupider143
    @jupiterisstupider143 2 роки тому +8401

    as a writer, i don't understand why anyone would want to be the main character lmao, conflict is what makes a story interesting so the main character's life usually sucks ass

    • @taida5361
      @taida5361 2 роки тому +144

      Yeah

    • @joveliet9188
      @joveliet9188 2 роки тому +664

      99% of the time in the end the main character gets the love of they're life, fame, fortune, a surplus of skills, and etc.
      Not to mention plot armor

    • @aquelacoiso6684
      @aquelacoiso6684 2 роки тому +383

      Yeah but by the end of the story their life gets well better. Unless they are doing a sequel, in that case their life is gonna become shit by the second movie

    • @fluffybat5421
      @fluffybat5421 2 роки тому +234

      @@joveliet9188 I mean yeah fair enough but in my own writing I prefer to keep my happy endings alot more bittersweet and thats the kinda writing I tend to prefer to see. But you are totally right most of the time

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 2 роки тому +59

      @@joveliet9188 I think that's more of a reflection of what kinds of stories you read.

  • @mesity8236
    @mesity8236 2 роки тому +2217

    When I was in fourth grade i draw better than the others and when the teacher asked "who will be our illustrator for the project" everyone pointed at me and at that moment I felt I own the fucking world

    • @hellacopter5768
      @hellacopter5768 2 роки тому +297

      It's called peaking in life, it's all downhill from there.

    • @christophewells3918
      @christophewells3918 2 роки тому +9

      drawed*

    • @akira-kt7ox
      @akira-kt7ox 2 роки тому +274

      @@christophewells3918 how are you gonna correct someone and still be wrong

    • @sodonewithit.literally
      @sodonewithit.literally 2 роки тому +22

      @@akira-kt7ox bahahah comedy in its finest. Bro making me laugh more than any female comedian ever did

    • @AlyxTheProtogen
      @AlyxTheProtogen 2 роки тому +97

      @@christophewells3918 drew*

  • @Oxygen1004
    @Oxygen1004 2 роки тому +384

    The only time I've had my "main character" moment is when I moved to a new school 2 days before they took a big test and got the highest score on it.
    It was all downhill from there

    • @kikilapoop4278
      @kikilapoop4278 Рік тому +29

      My main character moment was in elementary school 💀 we were playing circle dodge ball and I bent backwards to dodge it. Been downhill ever since

    • @lelesthing
      @lelesthing Рік тому +10

      my main character moment was when i walked into the classroom right before the substitute teacher called my name and then a few weeks later i had 10 tardies 🫤

    • @eddiedavis35
      @eddiedavis35 Рік тому +4

      my mc moment was when my friend threw a paper ball at me and I happened to go to scratch my head and i caught it

    • @NOOBHATESFEET
      @NOOBHATESFEET Рік тому +1

      My main character moment was when I was playing dodgeball with another class for PE and I turned to the enemies swinging my arm around I managed to hit the ball. (didn’t hit anyone though) This was in 3rd grade.

    • @El-de6nj
      @El-de6nj Рік тому +2

      main character moment was when I was absent during state testing and had to retake it in an empty room with no distractions. I got the highest score in my grade, and my teachers made me retake it because it wasn't "fair" that I got to take it by myself. Retook it in a busy room, got a slightly above average score. Now i'm diagnosed with ADHD

  • @ShinningStar_0915
    @ShinningStar_0915 Рік тому +50

    I once met a real man character, this guy was walking out of the restaurant I was eating at and he said "goodbye everyone" and everyone in the restaurant said goodbye I was in awe

  • @fatpenguin01
    @fatpenguin01 2 роки тому +4878

    Kwite is the sarcastic narrator that points out all of the main characters fails

    • @youi3916
      @youi3916 2 роки тому +26

      @Dream finally, I’m here with ur mom

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 2 роки тому +15

      Lemon Hoodie

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 2 роки тому +82

      honestly i'd love to see kwite pull of a "lazy funny antagonist" role. he seems fitting for it

    • @Saltier
      @Saltier 2 роки тому +29

      He's the guy that does the recap pointing out all the points of tension in the last episode.

    • @SevNeijizawaVt
      @SevNeijizawaVt 2 роки тому +3

      Same here.

  • @Fionacle
    @Fionacle 2 роки тому +3579

    Every non-human animal in this video is absolutely a main character and I wish them the best

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 роки тому +46

      If there’s non human animals what are human animals

    • @piemaster7754
      @piemaster7754 2 роки тому +149

      @@KingOfGaymes humans are animals

    • @jadeparisi7814
      @jadeparisi7814 2 роки тому +73

      @@KingOfGaymes i cant tell if ur joking rn or if u genuinely didnt know that humans are animals lol

    • @catsarebeans8298
      @catsarebeans8298 2 роки тому +33

      @@KingOfGaymes furries

    • @sumone8116
      @sumone8116 2 роки тому

      Are you a non human animal lol

  • @kaiwithlove
    @kaiwithlove Рік тому +143

    i like to think of it like this: i’m the main character in my own story, but not anyone else’s. everyone has their own lives with their own accomplishments and stories, just like i do!

    • @Lawn_Mower
      @Lawn_Mower Рік тому +3

      exactly

    • @Xer0280
      @Xer0280 5 місяців тому +1

      That's a nice way to think about it

  • @TheDemonAscended
    @TheDemonAscended 2 роки тому +82

    I feel uncomfortable even taking a rare, like very rare, selfie of myself in public. The fact that people can do that and be total aholes is just another level of mcs.

    • @myboneshurt1908
      @myboneshurt1908 Рік тому

      fr 😭
      i only do 2 am bathroom mirror selfies that get deleted when i wake up the next day 💀💀

  • @nervousbreakdown711
    @nervousbreakdown711 2 роки тому +2406

    I genuinely believe that people who abuse retail staff/food service employees should be legally allowed to be punched in the face

  • @guppyfinz
    @guppyfinz 2 роки тому +1906

    whos gonna tell kwite that liberty spikes are what the hairstyle is literally called

    • @j1430
      @j1430 2 роки тому +96

      ikr im like dude it’s literally the name of the hair style 💀

    • @WillMakesGames
      @WillMakesGames 2 роки тому +52

      From his age I think it's a little before his time, at 25 it's even a little before mine

    • @majorissues6604
      @majorissues6604 2 роки тому +119

      @@WillMakesGamesim 50 and they are even before my time. They came from the mid to late 60's when the punk movement in the U.K. was still in its infancy.

    • @dunnagk5133
      @dunnagk5133 2 роки тому +44

      @@majorissues6604 the hell is a 50 year old watching kwite? Obviously a bad influence, it’s gonna give you nightmares for eternity
      Joke

    • @SadButTrue273
      @SadButTrue273 2 роки тому +11

      I mean.. by that logic, "mohawks" are before most people here's time, or they think that having a landing strip on your head that makes you look like the last Airbender is a "mohawk" but I had liberty spikes for about a year while I was trying to grow my hair out from shaved, mostly to get me through the "teenage Bieber hair" stage of growing it out 😂 I'm 26 now.

  • @flamingfoxx
    @flamingfoxx Рік тому +14

    7:39 I love how she's squirming until he starts bouncing her like a baby. More typical cat behavior

  • @pr0blem_XIIII
    @pr0blem_XIIII Рік тому +35

    be a side character. live like an npc. say random sh*t when passing someone on the street. when you just dont feel like talking just be like "sorry you exhausted all my dialog options" . be able the wear the same outfitfor multiple das without feeling gross at all.

  • @quickslate2729
    @quickslate2729 2 роки тому +1170

    I have seen one man that I can confidently say was main character. I went ice skating with a couple people and there was a man there with some kind of long jacket like a trench coat, a red band wrapped around his forehead, and some cool glasses. This guy was skating on one foot, backwards, and all kinds of other tricks with two AirPods in and his hands in his jacket pockets.

    • @Aeternus75
      @Aeternus75 2 роки тому +88

      Holy shit what

    • @zwat3951
      @zwat3951 2 роки тому +83

      SHITTT I SAW HIM TOO WTFF LMAO

    • @murlocholmes4684
      @murlocholmes4684 2 роки тому +99

      This is true I was one of the airpods

    • @creatureofsteel17
      @creatureofsteel17 2 роки тому +110

      You met Dante from devil may cry holy shit

    • @hw5062
      @hw5062 2 роки тому +55

      I swear there is this man at every rink at every public session all across the world

  • @uhohspaghettios3801
    @uhohspaghettios3801 2 роки тому +769

    I don't wanna be the main character, they're always either borring or go through terrible shit

  • @goingmainstream4112
    @goingmainstream4112 Рік тому +23

    “She’ll meow to get fed earlier than scheduled, but I don’t negotiate with terrorists” is quite literally the most relatable thing I’ve heard come out of another human being’s mouth in months.

  • @god_2.0_the_better_version
    @god_2.0_the_better_version 2 роки тому +12

    8:44, I'd just scoot my chair over, stand up, and if she complained about I'd say, "What? I just stood up," and then sit back down, only to stand up again if she comes back, "oh! I forgot something!"

  • @ArmadilloJohn
    @ArmadilloJohn 2 роки тому +452

    "everyone thinks they're the main character" bro I'm not even a side character I'm a BACKGROUND NPC

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 2 роки тому +57

      Honestly, I'm just a filler character. I mostly give generic "nice weather we're having" dialogue and am there to make it feel like the world is more filled

    • @kymscates2892
      @kymscates2892 2 роки тому +11

      I’m a shrub in a sideline story for the background character

    • @nihilistteddy3
      @nihilistteddy3 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @vaga7496
      @vaga7496 2 роки тому +18

      We're the people jumping in the bleachers in a sports game

    • @somehistorynerd
      @somehistorynerd 2 роки тому +7

      wait you're an NPC? I'm a still image!

  • @StinkySeaGoat
    @StinkySeaGoat 2 роки тому +973

    That dog is the main character, the world exsists for him and we’re mere ants in his eyes. And you better believe he’s doing a damn well job at being a good boy

    • @theguiinzkeg5200
      @theguiinzkeg5200 2 роки тому

      Yes

    • @storyshiftcharaplays7769
      @storyshiftcharaplays7769 2 роки тому +1

      you're literally a homestuck fan who uses discord. what are you doing in the Kwite comments?

    • @theguiinzkeg5200
      @theguiinzkeg5200 2 роки тому +5

      @Storyshift! Charaplays dude let people enjoy things

    • @FireFly-kz2te
      @FireFly-kz2te 2 роки тому +11

      @@storyshiftcharaplays7769 Gate-keeping ass💀

    • @storyshiftcharaplays7769
      @storyshiftcharaplays7769 2 роки тому

      @@FireFly-kz2te I am a homestuck fan who uses discord. Otherwise I wouldnt even know that. Be more self aware instead of judging others immediately?

  • @possumboy6421
    @possumboy6421 Рік тому +24

    the punk/goth/emo community(s) do not take any responsibility for anyone embarrassing acts in this video (10:48)

    • @eellion3611
      @eellion3611 Рік тому +1

      As a punk rock fan, what the hell is wrong with this guy lmao

    • @res6148
      @res6148 6 місяців тому +1

      Most of y’all are chill as fuck idk what this guys doing

  • @Chuuyasn1dog
    @Chuuyasn1dog Рік тому +12

    Im brutally aware that I’m the blatantly ignored anxious side character

  • @notshariii
    @notshariii 2 роки тому +572

    when he started talking about cats thinking the world revolves around them, he's absolutely right because I'm lying down and when I turn my head my cat is just taking up half of my pillow and I'm okay with it because she's cute

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 роки тому +31

      Cats are the true owners of earth

    • @rainbowblossom143
      @rainbowblossom143 2 роки тому +12

      And they know it too

    • @____-pb1lg
      @____-pb1lg 2 роки тому +8

      Sometimes i sleep in such an uncomfortable position but dang it's worth it for their sleepy lil faces

    • @bbew2914
      @bbew2914 2 роки тому +5

      last time my cat took the entire bed, i had like a quarter of it and it was so uncomfortable for sleep but i let him cuz
      yk
      he's a cat i can't deny him anything

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 роки тому +711

    Yeah NYC is the most "you are not the main character" city on this planet. New Yorkers have places to be, always on the move, they do not care about your shenanigans. If anything, the subway itself and its rats are the main characters
    I mean even in No Way Home when NYC realized Spider-Man's identity was Peter Parker, they were very much against him

    • @PliskinYT
      @PliskinYT 2 роки тому +97

      Agreed, if you're in NY and you think you're the main character you'll be told to shut the fuck up about 30 times a day lol

    • @bbew2914
      @bbew2914 2 роки тому +41

      @@PliskinYT well now I'm tempted to visit (not because I'm the main character i just wanna see someone get roasted for it lmao )

    • @dude7813
      @dude7813 2 роки тому +1

      @@bbew2914 I’ve never been but it probably doesn’t happen that often.

    • @wakkaseta8351
      @wakkaseta8351 Рік тому +8

      I hear that attitude stems from all the walking they do over there.

    • @mcfarofinha134
      @mcfarofinha134 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, this city doesn't care about you, and they'll make sure you know that. That's what Iike about it tho

  • @spicysalad3013
    @spicysalad3013 Рік тому +20

    4:27 jesus christ she is putting a LOT of faith into that bodice lmao

  • @somerandomgamer9065
    @somerandomgamer9065 Рік тому +9

    7:52 “I don’t negotiate with terrorists”

  • @jackhammer778
    @jackhammer778 2 роки тому +540

    “Everyone thinks they’re the main character”
    I wish I thought that🧍

    • @fod-der1028
      @fod-der1028 2 роки тому +9

      @Dream shush

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/pnVWhnnWSiE/v-deo.html
      Do Not miss ▪︎important

    • @ainsleyangier8386
      @ainsleyangier8386 2 роки тому +33

      Honestly as bad is it feels to think of yourself as the side character. I bet your a blessing of a friend to some people.

    • @dee_is_tired
      @dee_is_tired 2 роки тому +6

      join the delusion club we'll be homies

    • @peppermint5117
      @peppermint5117 2 роки тому +5

      who's the main character then

  • @wubby8937
    @wubby8937 2 роки тому +395

    You’re the main character? Show us your hair.

    • @j.6267
      @j.6267 2 роки тому +14

      If he did it would give it away

    • @elea5706
      @elea5706 2 роки тому +50

      Sorry but if your hair isn't naturally pink, are you even part of the main cast

    • @uncroppedsoop
      @uncroppedsoop Рік тому +10

      @@elea5706 you can get away with it being black tbf, just need it to be 50 inches long and spiky

    • @potatospeedwagon3994
      @potatospeedwagon3994 Рік тому +2

      @@uncroppedsoop
      Monkey D. Luffy has entered the chat

  • @alexandrews6256
    @alexandrews6256 2 роки тому +11

    10:42
    I didn't know Shadow the Hedgehog could sing!

  • @lsnyder7676
    @lsnyder7676 7 місяців тому +5

    I can relate to the 8:48 clip. So many people were taking pictures on the cruise they didn't care if they were disturbing others

  • @gilgamesh7186
    @gilgamesh7186 2 роки тому +1271

    Nobody can be the main character but everybody has the capability to be a minor antagonist for plot or some can even become main antagonist great example is putin

    • @clyde-or-monty
      @clyde-or-monty 2 роки тому +20

      LMFAO

    • @B1ue_fruits
      @B1ue_fruits 2 роки тому +35

      You’ve inspired me

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 2 роки тому +1

      Yep.😂😆🤣

    • @femboy_milki
      @femboy_milki 2 роки тому +45

      But if putin is the main antagonist, would that not make current president of Ukraine the main character?

    • @angelxanime7620
      @angelxanime7620 2 роки тому +8

      @@femboy_milki maybe or everyone other than putin are sharing main case roles

  • @OingoDeLaBoingo
    @OingoDeLaBoingo 2 роки тому +150

    Fyi: liberty spikes, as mentioned in the video, is a type of punk hairstyle that i believe became popular in the 70s for the first time. It's quite old and can mean any number of spikey hair styles, from mohawks to fully covered spiky heads to actual statue of liberty style crown spikes.

    • @manoflego123
      @manoflego123 Рік тому +9

      Shhhh, he said he wanted to live in ignorance on this one, what are you trying to do, educate the man‽

  • @dalepowell693
    @dalepowell693 2 роки тому +12

    11:05 Liberty spikes were a popular hair style for people in the late 90s and early 2000s in the punk and alternative scenes especially young adults and teenagers.

  • @caesarzeppeli2446
    @caesarzeppeli2446 2 роки тому +18

    1:24 as a newyorker I confirm we have our own language that consists only of yells

    • @coolboy3492
      @coolboy3492 2 роки тому +2

      Caesar looks strange today

  • @youi3916
    @youi3916 2 роки тому +381

    The one with the oranges is.. questionable. If you can hire your own camera man, can’t you just buy some prop oranges in a different space to take the photo?

    • @friendist9323
      @friendist9323 2 роки тому +34

      maybe she wanted to smell like grocery store products while driving back home.

    • @dojiz7242
      @dojiz7242 2 роки тому +4

      She could, but what will she do with all those prop oranges afterwards? Throw them away? 😂

    • @GaMeRfReAkLIVE
      @GaMeRfReAkLIVE 2 роки тому

      They dont hire camera men lol, they "date" someone and get them to do all that shit for free

    • @uncroppedsoop
      @uncroppedsoop Рік тому +6

      @@dojiz7242 yes.
      (alt) what will everyone else do with those real oranges after?

    • @therighttrousers343
      @therighttrousers343 Рік тому +1

      @@uncroppedsoop Peel them, hopefully, or wash them first before zesting.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 2 роки тому +472

    Arceus is the main character and we are all just living in his world

    • @HoodiewearingOpp
      @HoodiewearingOpp 2 роки тому +2

      @Dream Fake Dream bot?
      Uh oh re****** alert!

    • @SolarDelite
      @SolarDelite Рік тому +4

      And Volo is the antagonist because he tried to defeat the main character, Arceus

    • @cooler2727
      @cooler2727 Рік тому +1

      Actually, it's pronounced Arkoos.
      (Someone please get my reference).

    • @ironlisa7s
      @ironlisa7s Рік тому

      @@HoodiewearingOpp Friendly fire will not be tolerated

    • @Marcuskwok-hn5yi
      @Marcuskwok-hn5yi 29 днів тому

      @@cooler2727mmjtv

  • @CTW-G
    @CTW-G 7 місяців тому +2

    I like to think that I'm not the main character, but instead that one villain that does little crimes but always gets screwed over, and the audience just feels bad for me because I suck at life.

  • @zombathinlostleghackercat5233
    @zombathinlostleghackercat5233 2 роки тому +10

    6:35 Maybe he was going to take responsibility for it.

  • @Tackyrobert13
    @Tackyrobert13 2 роки тому +244

    kwite is the main character of hell and kid destroying.

  • @dee_is_tired
    @dee_is_tired 2 роки тому +491

    a few days ago my grandma looked me in the eye and told me she knows god (who she calls her friend) loves her more a little more than everyone else
    a real main character moment right there

    • @Madduckk
      @Madduckk 2 роки тому +3

      Yet

    • @RelicQuadrangle
      @RelicQuadrangle 2 роки тому +15

      Funny that she's wrong, because in my religion God loves everybody equally XD

    • @dee_is_tired
      @dee_is_tired 2 роки тому +5

      @@RelicQuadrangle oh yeah she's fully delusional, even in her religion god is meant to love everyone equally she just has main character syndrome

    • @RelicQuadrangle
      @RelicQuadrangle 2 роки тому +8

      @@dee_is_tired ouch. Well I'm Christian and I got a kick out of that because I know what my religion is and him loving someone more than the other is not it! XD

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 2 роки тому

      Is your grandma mettatron?

  • @stupidwalnut
    @stupidwalnut 2 роки тому +14

    6:55 That’s not protagonist, that’s being a prick, also I know that song :D it’s from a 3ds game about shooting faces, random but I just wasn’t expecting it

    • @greasyburgerman7527
      @greasyburgerman7527 2 роки тому +2

      Bugger me I forgot about that game, made you look mad in public but fun times

    • @father9167
      @father9167 6 місяців тому +2

      Face raiders frrr

  • @God-wv3ls
    @God-wv3ls 2 роки тому +9

    6:47 knowing dam well how the traffic is in Paris the drivers would dead ass run over her

  • @ingloriousMachina
    @ingloriousMachina 2 роки тому +150

    Hearing "Bae" again fills me with an irrational visceral anger.

  • @saltyfella4983
    @saltyfella4983 2 роки тому +325

    Kwite is the narrator that mocks the main characters, I can see it now

    • @theilliterateace
      @theilliterateace 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah that would actually somewhat make sense

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/pnVWhnnWSiE/v-deo.html
      Do Not miss ▪︎important

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 2 роки тому

      UA-cam: 3 replies
      Basic counting: 1 (now 2!) replies

    • @L36u193
      @L36u193 2 роки тому +10

      He's just the Stanley Parable's narrator ngl

  • @ozzuwazzoo4124
    @ozzuwazzoo4124 Рік тому +2

    I’m your side character that joined for comic relief / comedic purposes until I either die or something traumatizing occurs that forces me to have more relevance to the plot whether I like it or not

    • @thatonebonkchoyguy
      @thatonebonkchoyguy Рік тому

      I'm the goofy sidekick who goes off on one when the protagonist makes a huge mistake, then leaves forever until I show up in the spinoff.

  • @darkmelodies2694
    @darkmelodies2694 Рік тому +7

    5:04 If I had to make an educated guess it's supposed to maybe be a Sugarplum Fairy Costume?

  • @jesterfoxandslime4640
    @jesterfoxandslime4640 2 роки тому +96

    I genuinely love how this subreddit will randomly add wholesome animal video of animals being sassy little shits so people don't absolutely entirely lose faith in existence.

  • @matthewbertrand4139
    @matthewbertrand4139 2 роки тому +176

    these people of course take it to an extreme, but it's actually extremely common psychologically to assign yourself more value or lenience than other people. for example, if you yell at someone, you might be having a bad day or not have meant to. but if someone yells at you, you're far more likely to just assume they're a bad person. it's called the fundamental attribution bias and arises from subconsciously interpreting your familiarity of self as you being more developed and complex than other people.

    • @bbew2914
      @bbew2914 2 роки тому +19

      so we're all self centered assholes in the end x)

    • @matthewbertrand4139
      @matthewbertrand4139 2 роки тому +9

      @@bbew2914 basically yeah lol

    • @khornethebloodgod4155
      @khornethebloodgod4155 2 роки тому +19

      I’ve had issues with that myself I think like that for a second and go, “wow! I’m an asshole for thinking that”.

    • @spawnofheck504
      @spawnofheck504 2 роки тому +3

      Hold on. You're telling me that I'm supposed to hate myself LESS than I do other people? How would that even work? Like do people really just go around... liking themselves? that's weird, man.

    • @bbew2914
      @bbew2914 2 роки тому +6

      @@spawnofheck504 idk what's that supposed to mean, but i hope u hate urself less , self confidence is hard to find and some ppl just have too much of it so stay safe

  • @odothedoll2738
    @odothedoll2738 2 роки тому +6

    I’m not the main character I’m the morally neutral antagonist that causes chaos to teach the main characters a lesson. In other words I identify as Q.

  • @bigwhopper5789
    @bigwhopper5789 2 роки тому +18

    I mean, in a sense we're all our own main character. As long as you realise that everyone else see's themselves as the main character to, then there's not much wrong with it in my eyes. Actually, scratch that, Chris Chans the only real main character.

    • @shitanotosaurus
      @shitanotosaurus Рік тому +1

      hes a main character alright, just not one you root for.

  • @defiantriot9522
    @defiantriot9522 2 роки тому +45

    It's the cat statement for me. "She meows to get me to feed her earlier than scheduled but I don't negotiate with terrorists." I felt that so hard 😂😂😂

  • @CoopahYT
    @CoopahYT 2 роки тому +267

    Great video! Heres a pancake recipe:
    Ingredients:
    • 1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
    • 3 ½ teaspoons baking powder
    • ¼ teaspoon salt, or more to taste
    • 1 tablespoon white sugar
    • 1 ¼ cups milk1 egg
    • 3 tablespoons butter, melted
    Process
    Step 1
    In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.
    Step 2
    Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium-high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.
    Enjoy!

  • @bubbafett4787
    @bubbafett4787 Рік тому +8

    2:20 They tell me “I’m so humble” I say “I’m turning red” they let me lie to them and don’t feel like they’ve been misled

  • @lucaslycan6759
    @lucaslycan6759 Рік тому +8

    6:30 I think what is hilarious about this clip is how he looks at his hands as he contemplates what he just did.

  • @insertnamehere4088
    @insertnamehere4088 2 роки тому +124

    As one of my favorite villains once said: Everyone's the hero of their own story.

    • @gladiatrixathena2756
      @gladiatrixathena2756 2 роки тому +13

      Dude, Jack was the best fucking antagonist Borderlands has had hands-down, infinitely better than the cringe as shit streamer twins we got for 3.

    • @insertnamehere4088
      @insertnamehere4088 2 роки тому +1

      @@gladiatrixathena2756 Yeah, least the gunplay and the bounty of blood dlc were good..

    • @theauthor6669
      @theauthor6669 Рік тому

      @@insertnamehere4088 handsome jackpot was fun though.

    • @theauthor6669
      @theauthor6669 Рік тому

      @@gladiatrixathena2756 Hey guys its your boy troy callisto here, playing some kill the vault hunter! So lets sic my psychotic followers on them and- OH MY GOD THEY'RE ALL DEAD LETS GO. Thanks for the 50 cash "Boycallistofollower"
      deadass could be a legit dialouge, fucking hated them. Jack was soooooooo much better.

  • @brandongovreau9218
    @brandongovreau9218 2 роки тому +257

    We don't realize it but we're in Dwayne Johnson's anime the theme song is it's about drive it's about power we stay humble we devour put in the work and take what's hours

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename 2 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/pnVWhnnWSiE/v-deo.html
      Do Not miss ▪︎important

    • @brandongovreau9218
      @brandongovreau9218 2 роки тому +4

      @Dream why did you send me this I think you gave me the wrong link it's a meme video not a rock anime fan animation intro

    • @jelluh770
      @jelluh770 2 роки тому

      @Dream u are good at advertising

    • @theXhy
      @theXhy 2 роки тому +1

      That mixed with fun bouncy anime music

    • @RyoshusShitposts
      @RyoshusShitposts 2 роки тому +3

      black and samoan in my veins,my culture bangin' with strange.I change the game so whats my motherfuckin' name?

  • @rawr1131
    @rawr1131 Рік тому +8

    1:05 “If you’re 21 and over! I repeat if you are 21 and over!”
    Me in my late teens: *laughing my ass off*

  • @smokemidigofoolish5797
    @smokemidigofoolish5797 2 роки тому +9

    1:13 is literally the neighborhood I grew up in Lmaooo I get angry when I see videos like that knowing those people are the reason rent is so high and why I don’t live in nyc anymore

  • @caterpillar_rave
    @caterpillar_rave 2 роки тому +171

    I like to think that I'm the helpful companion that gives you a charisma boost

    • @j1430
      @j1430 2 роки тому +10

      i’m soulless npc testing everyone

    • @silly_manager
      @silly_manager 2 роки тому +9

      im the guy who talks shit and cant even back it up

    • @CaptainMichaelJCaboose
      @CaptainMichaelJCaboose Рік тому +1

      I'm the npc you quicksave before killing violently

  • @judyturnauer645
    @judyturnauer645 2 роки тому +80

    All the animals are the best main characters and the kind of content I’m here for. Also yes all cats think the world revolves around them and yet I still adore them.

  • @Popcoolman123
    @Popcoolman123 11 місяців тому +5

    The thing at 4:31 looks like a peice of bacteria

  • @nekokoishi
    @nekokoishi 2 роки тому +10

    I'd like to imagine the screen light reflection in kwite's glasses as his eyes.

  • @lanoche
    @lanoche 2 роки тому +36

    Salt Bae as a meme is still pretty much alive in Japan though. Pretty much any manga that has cooking in it pretty much references that meme every so often.

    • @saucegodsed2890
      @saucegodsed2890 2 роки тому +5

      So true, I see it in nearly every anime with a cooking scene. They did it in black clover in like 2017 and I was floored, because it was the first time. Now I just chuckle and screenshot it.

  • @MuckFessier
    @MuckFessier 2 роки тому +102

    Honestly I feel I’m just an NPC sometimes

    • @fishtaxes5057
      @fishtaxes5057 2 роки тому +14

      Dude being an NPC is the best, you get to stand in one place, say the same fucking thing over and over, and just live that way. (Except if someone assaults you for loot but we like to ignore that bit)

    • @Sr_ECO
      @Sr_ECO 2 роки тому

      I sometimes feel like a npc or a mini-boss

  • @ci_cu
    @ci_cu 2 роки тому +9

    8:36 THATS MY FUCKING AUNT. LITERALLY, IM NOT JOKING.

    • @aleefamir5059
      @aleefamir5059 Рік тому +2

      The 1 eating or the 1 taking a pic

    • @ci_cu
      @ci_cu Рік тому +6

      @@aleefamir5059 THE ONE TAKING THE PIC

    • @aleefamir5059
      @aleefamir5059 Рік тому +2

      @@ci_cu is she usually like that? no offense
      Edit: let me rephrase it is she being oblivious of her surroundings or trying make the girl that's eating uncomfortable?

    • @seilferif8065
      @seilferif8065 Рік тому

      Haha

  • @turner15
    @turner15 Рік тому +5

    9:08 she should’ve said she could tell she was musty because of how close her armpit was. out loud.

  • @UltimateBread48
    @UltimateBread48 2 роки тому +18

    8:51
    That is a level of self control I will never reach

  • @cd5sircoupe
    @cd5sircoupe 2 роки тому +37

    Ah Kwite, you youngin. Liberty spikes are an old school punk hairstyle.

  • @cpmcgee-ef3xv
    @cpmcgee-ef3xv 2 роки тому +5

    4:15 my friend showed me this guy and I immediately knew he was a troll, my friend was having fun though so I never told him that guy was just acting.

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial Рік тому +2

    "Waltuh, put the katana away waltuh, you're not a protagonist"
    "I am the main character"
    *insert scene of waltuh dying*

  • @RockylarsYT
    @RockylarsYT 2 роки тому +29

    That little dachshund was the ultimate being.

  • @merkuiriy8421
    @merkuiriy8421 2 роки тому +20

    9:22 a hero

  • @thekailwolfsinshow8374
    @thekailwolfsinshow8374 2 роки тому +8

    4:00 🍖🍗🍖🍖🍗🍗🍖🍖🍖🍗🍗🍗🍖🍖🍖🍗🍗🍗🍖🍖🍖🍗🍗🍗🍖🍖🍗🍗🍖🍗🍗🍖

  • @CupOfJo26
    @CupOfJo26 2 роки тому +72

    I’m the side character the main character doesn’t really know but who dies in the third chapter making the MC sad giving them some motivation to do whatever they were supposed to do /:

    • @Rebirth._
      @Rebirth._ Рік тому

      you havent died yet. how do you know this? did the big man upstairs drop down and say "heyo bro ur the guy who dies for main character motivation also you're going to hell later lol" because that sounds like a main character moment to me

    • @CupOfJo26
      @CupOfJo26 Рік тому

      @@Rebirth._ sry when I wrote this when I was in a pretty dark place and thinking about game ending myself that’s why I said this

    • @theunderstatement6842
      @theunderstatement6842 Рік тому

      @@CupOfJo26are you ok mate?

  • @sboop248
    @sboop248 2 роки тому +41

    "Who do you know the most about? yourself!" - Kwite's false quote
    The person I know the most about is you
    Im inside your walls

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 Рік тому +1

    What do you mean, it's not a Christmas outfit? That girl is a gift to humanity if I ever seen one.

  • @kingsuperbobboy
    @kingsuperbobboy 2 роки тому +10

    7:29 omg what's that cat breed-

    • @deviousindividual3820
      @deviousindividual3820 2 роки тому +3

      If I’m not wrong it’s a scottish fold

    • @jaynedoh7823
      @jaynedoh7823 Рік тому +1

      ​@@deviousindividual3820 the face and eyes make me think some kind of Persian

  • @sumweirdo1285
    @sumweirdo1285 2 роки тому +59

    In my honest opinion, dogs and cats ARE the main protagonists of the story.

  • @fishfan3000
    @fishfan3000 2 роки тому +27

    kwite was so right when he said 'when have you heard the word bae said outside of his name' twice

  • @KaiboStudios
    @KaiboStudios 7 місяців тому +1

    I always had the thought process of "I'm the main character in my story, but I'm the side/background character in other people's stories".

  • @madkirk7431
    @madkirk7431 Рік тому +1

    6:06 at least that one cared about how he caused damage... For a few seconds.

  • @Aj00098
    @Aj00098 2 роки тому +28

    Never thought about myself as the main character. I think of it more like the playable character in a video game. Like, the perspective is mine and it ends and begins with me, but not because I'm the special one. It's just that the only available perspective/view is my own. True, one can say that people go through similar or the same things/ experiences, but I only have their word or me seeing it as proof. I can't feel what they feel or see what they see. I'm not aware of events before and I won't be aware of events after me (or game over if you will). The only basis I have for it all is me.

  • @Lucien_M
    @Lucien_M 2 роки тому +15

    8:21 I imagine the person thought plugging his charger the right way would make his phone charge 20x slower

  • @lordyoofy5529
    @lordyoofy5529 2 роки тому +5

    2:16 But let's be honest that's what a main character usually is.
    3:54 As a vegetarian these guys are doing a wonderful job of ruining our public image

    • @milkgrapes6420
      @milkgrapes6420 Рік тому

      Are vegans and vegetarians different you think?

    • @lordyoofy5529
      @lordyoofy5529 Рік тому +1

      @@milkgrapes6420 ...They are..? A vegan eats no animal products, while a vegetarian will still consume milk and eggs.

  • @RalseiGaming
    @RalseiGaming Рік тому +2

    i like to think i’m the side background character who is in the background a lot and if you really pay attention to them you wonder how they are not dead

  • @hazybubblegum
    @hazybubblegum 2 роки тому +6

    Liberty spikes are now a super popular punk style but it has been around for centuries. Celts weren’t allowed to spike their hair until they killed an enemy. But Britain warriors a long long time ago use to see spiked hair as a badge of honour and manhood

    • @boah2389
      @boah2389 2 роки тому +1

      Fun facts with Hazey

    • @hazybubblegum
      @hazybubblegum 2 роки тому +1

      @@boah2389 lmaoooo I got that high functioning adhd where I remember everything but never when I need it. Only when nobody was asking.

    • @boah2389
      @boah2389 2 роки тому

      @@hazybubblegum i can remember some really specific detail about someone years later and everyone always looks at me like I'm a stalker. Then I can't remember something from 5 minutes ago

    • @hazybubblegum
      @hazybubblegum 2 роки тому +1

      @@boah2389 omg same. Do I forget something you told me five seconds ago you bet your bottom. Even though I’m 32 do I remember what my friend in the sixth grade favourite chips are..::.of course I fo. I just have the luck of never being considered a stalker. 😂

    • @boah2389
      @boah2389 2 роки тому

      @@hazybubblegum lmao I hope you have a good day/night, this goofy conversation made my day!

  • @sebroki4679
    @sebroki4679 2 роки тому +13

    3:50 this is my favourite tiktok creator as he has used trolls as a way to make bank ps he’s not actually vegan

    • @fetch7312
      @fetch7312 2 роки тому +2

      i feel bad for any vegan who's just a chill person but is assumed to have a personality like the one this guy pretends to have

  • @thefourpeas7345
    @thefourpeas7345 2 роки тому +2

    8:08
    Just letting you know this tidbit of information
    Apple sucks, I say this as an apple user
    *sometimes* the charger is whiney and needy and can’t charge unless it’s in a charging brick, and in the wall.
    Like you could plug it in that 20 space charging thing and it would work for 00.2 seconds before perishing and being like “this accessory is not supported”
    So he’s probably not completely brain dead, but brain dead enough to still be using apple products, like myself.

  • @grahmar1597
    @grahmar1597 8 місяців тому +3

    ‘And you have to like me’ unwanted Will wood reference.

    • @ImTired17
      @ImTired17 7 місяців тому +3

      WILL WOOD FAN 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
      HELLO!!

    • @grahmar1597
      @grahmar1597 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ImTired17 I can’t even have normal conversations any more because I always hear will wood references in every second word said. Help me Fellow will wooder

    • @guilhermep.matias9346
      @guilhermep.matias9346 7 місяців тому +1

      @@grahmar1597"NORMAL" ?!!!!1111!

    • @grahmar1597
      @grahmar1597 7 місяців тому +1

      @@guilhermep.matias9346 I thought listening to the normal album on repeat would fix me…

  • @serperiorandtheanimator9216
    @serperiorandtheanimator9216 2 роки тому +21

    Everybody thinks they the main character but they’re actually more like Nick from the great gatsby- yes it’s his POV but he is not the main character. We’re just seeing this story through his eyes.

  • @petrogradadministration2310
    @petrogradadministration2310 2 роки тому +15

    I’m like definitely a shitty side character who eventually gets their own story but it ends up being shit and no one enjoys it.

  • @sandllc1361
    @sandllc1361 2 роки тому +1

    That dog had to protect her modesty since she wouldn't

  • @sagetheplantboi8612
    @sagetheplantboi8612 Рік тому +1

    “She tries to get me to feed her earlier than scheduled but I don’t negotiate with terrorists.” BRO HAHAHA YOU AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CAT

  • @sebastianlauritsen629
    @sebastianlauritsen629 2 роки тому +5

    Gotta love the irony in how hedgehog guy in the end literally had "life is too short for making enemies" in his lyrics, meanwhile he is doing literally all he can to be a complete nuisance to the staff and customers around him

  • @xxanonymessxx
    @xxanonymessxx 2 роки тому +5

    2:55
    His glasses grew eyes
    and scared the shit out of me

  • @ciaraarnold9573
    @ciaraarnold9573 Рік тому +1

    I love how the chat is just spamming the word "Meat" against the dude's pleas.
    "YES, YEEES! WE SHALL VANQUISH THIS FOE WITH THE POWER OF MEEEEEEAAAAAAAT!"

  • @r3stl3ss
    @r3stl3ss Рік тому

    8:47 i love that latin rendition of Colplay's "Clocks"

  • @happymama2793
    @happymama2793 2 роки тому +23

    9:03
    Can't help but feel this was racially motivated tbh