Nobody liked Norm in highschool
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- Опубліковано 27 жов 2022
- Source: Norm Macdonald Live S02E09
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This channel is merely an old chunk of coal tryin' to spread some of the many great Norm Macdonald moments. Enjoy!
Even from a young age he had an oral fixation.
How do you know that?
@@DendyJungle His first job was under the Queensborough bridge
Which is not good...
Some would say it was from birth. Others would say it was from cigarettes.
Either, ol Normie would never admit to loving long thin things to put in your mouth.
Abhorred them!!
ALLEGEDLY!!
Norm Macdonald's previous thing that he missed the most, smoking, has now been replaced by a new thing he misses the most.
Being alive.
Made me say haha
Now he's up in Heaven with Andy Dick. Andy Dick is still alive? Fuck.
😆😆😆👍🏻❤️
Total norm gag👍😂
@@ih8stuff3 Andy has gone from Sinbad to Sinworse unfortunately
'You can't just sit in a chair, but you can sit in a chair and smoke a dozen cigarettes.'
Why is Norm personally attacking me?
He's personally attacking all of us lol
@@grekygrek no idea how he started to do these podcasts holding a cigarette. I grab one when I dont even want to smoke a lot lol
Currently sitting in a chair in front of my dab rig. Man I'd sure like to be doing something right now, but I got things to smoke.
Y’all are literally going to die of cancer like Norm did
He's so right. When I quit, sitting down to watch TV felt like I just had to be doing something or I didn't think I was enjoying myself bc I didn't constantly move.
I do that but its with alcohol. Its fine though. Im fine.
@@Jessedoespoo I hope you are and you'll make it. I just had to quit bc my liver failed. So take it nice and slow and put yourself first. Invest the money you used for alcohol for 1 good thing for yourself for the day. Like a milkshake or something.
It’s called an oral fixation. There’s cures for that that don’t involve smoking, but by god you’ll be far and between to find a Swedish German willing to satisfy those urges.
Yeah I still smoke currently.. but that's exactly how I am. Anytime my brain thinks about moving to another task, or I go outside/get in the car/finish a task, I immediately reach for my cigarettes and lighter even if they're not in my pocket lol
@@junghunt8645 how do you know its an oral fixation?
If cigarettes were health neutral, I would smoke so many cigarettes.
It’s too bad that kill us because they really are awesome
I quit smoking a few years ago and started vaping. I know it’s not good for me but it doesn’t stink so bad.
I didn't even know he smoked
You obviously don't watch Joe Rogan. Let me tell you a story of how he sat next to Norm on a plane...
You can't just sit on a chair…
Inactive lifestyles are detrimental to your health.
"By my second term there will be no death" and I'll go "I'm voting for that fu**er" then I give'm all my money, and sit in a chair
A well packed Marlboro red short in the morning after breakfast
OMG
Definitely miss it but won't go back
After a nice coffee setting outside on a porch swing warm breeze in the air getting sucked off with a fat Marlboro black in the lip it's a heavenly experience
You don’t miss it then
@@The_Bigot impeccable reasoning, you must be one of them professors of logic.
@@The_Bigot enough time passes, they're hard to miss.
He is fcking precious
Who is precious. And why is he fucking her?
I feel the same about my phone tbh
Facts I can’t just sit and not scroll through it
I miss Norm -(
Me too bubba. I guess Jesus couldn't wait to have our favorite chunk of coal back... At least we know Norm's up in Heaven telling jokes so badass they make chocolate milk come out of God's nose, even when He's not drinking chocolate milk 🖤
Normie Normie Normie Norm.
I'll never forget looking at my buddy buying his first pack of Marlboros afterwork and saying "you and I both know this is how the cycle starts" only for him to follow it up with "don't worry bro I got the willpower". 4 years later and he still smokes like a chimney despite my warnings. Glad I only stuck to a couple Phillie rillos at my worst
Fuck now I want a cigarette. Lol
Me too 😂
fucking jack's cool
Norm just explained the hypocrisy of smoke breaks. 🤣
I think Norm and Rosanne would've been the perfect married couple.
I found the flaw in his logic. If only I could go back in time and tell him that you can just sit on a chair.
I can't take a 7 or 10 minute break and just sit and relax but my co worker can take 3 smoke breaks.
Everybody likes Norm now
It’s crazy how we’re wired to smoke and how we have to actively deprive ourselves or suffer obvious drawbacks.
I think it’s less about being wired to smoke and more being wired to keep our hands busy with something mindless. Whittling, jackin off, smoking cigarettes, just gotta have something in the hand to keep ya occupied
Its called your reward system, its why lots of people with “adhd” get addicted to stimulants
You both make good points… I also distinctly remember the lung action/sensation almost being a kin to scratching an itch. Definitely just part of a more over arching tendency.
I'm a bass player, that's a lot like whackin off
@@spudwickthrockmorton2112 Why is ADHD in quotes tho? Is that an excuse meth heads use?
Doin somethin is better than doin nuthin.
~ sorta an old hunk a rock guy or sumthin
The nothing and something fact about smoking is so true
RIP NORM
Norm was the coolest 👍🏻
You can't just sit in a chair.
Wish this fella was wearing a hat, and eating at a Denny's.
Big part of smoking's history that being forgotten, we always say we started because it was seen as "cool" in reality it was more of a social activity over a "cool" thing.
That's why you will always at some point see ALL kinds of elderly people just sitting on a chair. Cause then people who cannot do so die younger.
nobody like norm in high school. imagine that.....
I love smoking. Dumbest fucking habit I ever picked up though. Thankfully, I’m too heavily into it. I sometimes go days without one. I’m really hoping to quit for my birthday in a couple months. I was going to really focus on it and try. I know I will basically have to stop drinking too. 😂
My true love!!!
Delicious.
Reminds me of that tragedy
I have a theory that Roseanne was in love with Norm. I can’t blame her
I miss smoking too
The guy who sold a Norm his first pack of smokes…that guy was a real jerk!
You can't just sit on a chair
So we know FOR SURE at LEAST 2 facts about norm:
1. This
2. His name IS Norm. 😕
For real that's why I drink and smoke as well. Can't just sit and watch TV for 12 hours and be acceptable.
But if you're smoking and drinking than hey I got nothing else I can do let's just watch TV for a month straight
Smoking is awesome. It's too bad it kills you.
It worked!
Yes! Then later on, you can sit in a chair with an oxygen tank strapped to it and smoke.
Smoking killed norm sadface
Smoking did not kill norm. People died of cancer from the dawn of time, long before tobacco was discovered in the new world. Norm got stomach cancer at age 27 - it kept returning in different forms.
😂
I admit to stealing this story with some frequency... mostly to see how people react to it.
chain smoking... is it like crystal meth?
probably the best though out reason for starting smoking cancer sticks.
don't smoke, if i hadn't quit 14 years ago, i'd be dead, and it would have been a horrible slow painful death, can't breathe, lungs like charcoal, the only question is, how long ago would i have died? because, with lung cancer you're better off dying quicker.
What if Adam Eget is under your chair?
So glad I quit smoking 🚬
I had no impulse control with that habit. It was horrible!
A dozen cigarettes? Norm, you can sit in a chair for 30 years and smoke and never stop. I have chemotherapy later this week but it was worth it.
We all started smoking cuz it was cool 😎
I've smoked a few in my time...
Under the Queensboro bridge of ya know what I mean
Cigarettes are good first few puffs. After that I hate them.
Some might say Norm had an “oral fixation”…which is never good.
Roseanne quit the smokes? Good on her.
Probably just made up the story.
I didn’t laugh for 2 hours
meditate
Is that Rosanne?
That’s right
She gave norm his first job in showbiz
I didnt do drugs and everyone else in my school did so i was an outsider. Then in tenth grade i became really good looking and everyone started treating me like a celebrity.
existence: *drake NO meme but replaced with norm*
existence, with a cigarette: *drake APPROVAL meme but replaced by norm*
or
sitting: *regular brain meme*
sitting, smoking a cigarette: *expanded brain meme*
Autism
Ok
@@Gush27 based
Nobody likes that. nobody
Unpopular opinion.....norm is not funny at all
Or so the Germans would have us believe.
Those who say that don't sound so risible to me. They have a Norman shaped hole in their heart.
He didn't tell a joke. Not everything has to be funny
You must be a Swedish German.
Yep!unpopular for a reason-thats your life story ?
Missed 🤳
I fucking loved Norm in high school. Most of my buddies in high school also loved him. This video is a lie.
Every time a see Kiefer Sutherland smoke in his old movies, I start jonesing for a square 🥲
Dude same