When a Normal Guy Thinks The Matrix is After Him
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About-T
"Chad" can you give it a try? Lol
Throw those sunglasses away immediately.
🤮🤮🤮
wake up neo the matrix has you
His "wife" is saying exactly what the Matrix would want him to believe. Stay the course, Brad.
🤣🤣🤣
She is definitely part of the Matrix. Someone needs to warn him.
He needs to dump that Agent Smith and find himself a Trinity
@@SquiggyWigginz the matrix make you assume she is she . Could be it . An agent
I'm gonna start referring to her as my "alleged" wife
remember brad would never kill himself
contrary to what his wife thinks
...yeah well she'll finish him off at this rate !
He is NOT suicidal!
Lmao
😭😭😭💀
contrary to what his wife *does
Props to the gf for being so understanding and supporting
She consistently sides with the Matrix. Clearly she's compromised.
@@Rid-iculo-us if anything he’s putting up with her and her support of the matrix
You mean agent Smith
How does a tate enthusiast even find a gf? She has to be depressed or truamatized.
@@lolasdm6959 or a saint
Ryan not knowing how long to cook beans for is deffo a code, the real Ryan is a bean specialist. The Matrix must have him right now!
She’s an agent of the matrix, stay strong King
100%
😆
I'm re-watching in slo-mo to see if he is blinking in morse code.
There's a cry for help there somewhere.
anyone who doesn't understand the bean reference is clearly working for the Matrix
The Matrix doesn't want me to donate to this channel. I'm not gonna let it control me like that.
"i dont know what human trafficing is but I do know if women were driving less there would be less traffic"
Bruh that's definitely one of my favourite lines of yours ever
I would T shirt it.
My ISP sent a letter saying they're going to cut me off for 6 months of unpaid bills. Damn Matrix trying to stop me watching these videos of truth
That's a good one🤣🤣😂
Only the Matrix would try to make us believe that man doesn't know how to cook beans
I hope Ryan talks more about his cooking skills on the podcast, those segments were always jawdropping
I don't get the part about beans. Did andrew tate say something about beans?
@@kw9568 Ryan has been pretty vocal about his passion for beans. Even for a skit I don't think he could bring himself to ask a question about cooking beans out loud.
@@kw9568 It is the one food that Ryan can cook
"First he was an atheist, then he was a Christian, now he's a Muslim. None of which he actually does." 🤣 Absolute gold tier jab.
😂😂😂
Yeah this was Gold level. 😂
Out of interest how do you "do" Atheism?
Like with anything you can obsessively care if people aren’t like you or you can not.
@@YourPalHDeeDon't play d umb. There's literally entire sections of the Internet with atheist's hanging out doing the exact same thing as each other.
Watch Brad prove his girlfriend wrong in the next video. She'll come around to understand the threat of THE MATRIX in due time.
The least believable bit was Ryan asking how long it takes to cook beans. That's his favorite dish
Facts
Ryan long lore
Glad they got the beans in there for a cameo
Foods I like:
Beans.
he only eats them out of a can so he honestly doesnt know.
The music editing makes these skits 100 times funnier.
I spend way to much time finding songs haha
@@RyanLongcomedy don't use the Adan like that and talk over it
@RyanLongcomedy and we thank you for it! You have some amazing skits on this channel 😁
I’m Muslim and when I heard the call to prayer I realized that I hadn’t prayed yet. Thanks Ryan! 😂😂😂
Is that jab on Andrew tate
"Haya ila salat; Haya ila fellah. Laa illahati Ila Allah" ... What does that mean? Is that part of the call to prayer? You need to know the answer. The Matrix may soon test you!!
“Let’s just ask the camera man” omg that is another level
He is so funny. I had such a good laugh.
Fourth wall broken
There's a little bit of Brad in all of us.
This matrix stuff is beyond parody
We are all in a Matrix of sorts. Building 7 didn't Epstein itself. Yet most people still believe the mainstream media propaganda. Making fun of someone who feels personally targeted when they are not at all important is fair enough. But it doesn't mean the mass men in this world aren't stuck in a dystopian nightmare. Just look outside. (Not literally).
@@user-qr4jb5dp5g its a meme at this point. So many ppl claim to be woke and aware of the matrix but only the people in the inner circle know whats really going on. We only know the tip of the iceberg.
And we all want out of the matrix 😎 aka responsibilities
@@AS-fu1kdI am out of responsabilites because I choose so, not because of the Matrix or some a**h** selling crap classes to lost boys
The writing in these sketches are at a high level. Ryan and Corrine Fisher are a comedic dual in each sketch they appear together, they play off each other well.
Fishy
Or so the Matrix would have you believe. Question everything!!
"no choice" but to fire you. look how they talk, gents. The Matrix is everywhere.
Stay strong Ryan, the matrix can't beat you if you never give up.
They also can't beat you if you never try. So, simply just don't bother doing anything.
Ryan’s finger is on the pulse 1000% of the time.
Ryan is actually THE matrix
?!
Ryan's material are absolutely neat. Always a good laugh lol
Well done bro
How does Ryan not have 1 million subscribers???
Ah yes the Matrix
"Say what university you're a recruiter for, SAY IT!"
"I'd rather not"
I wonder how many people caught the university recruiter reference 🤣
Hustlers University. Which is as much a “real” university as Trump “University” or Prager “University” or The “University” of Pittsburgh.
@@ChristianF15cher Or "Yale"
@@ChristianF15cher so you still haven't learned the reality that every university is hustlers U?
@@thecensoredmuscle563 I never went to college.
@@ChristianF15cher the hell are these? explain for non us audience pls : )
This is why watching the Boyscast is great, because he mentioned doing this bit and then he made it real.
Man Ryan Long is criminally underrated. This guy is one of the funniest comedians I’ve seen in a long time. Never change Ryan, never change.
I can feel it. The oligarchs are following me everywhere I go.
Yeah they want the money you owe on your credit card.
@@MK_ULTRA420 As a Muslim now I'm not allowed to pay interest. It is haram 😌
@@mrcheeto1006 Actually if you don't pay up then they can take one or both of your hands as compensation.
@@MK_ULTRA420 Usury is a sin
@@mrcheeto1006 I'm afraid if you don't pay owed money something's gonna happen that's worse than Haram.
the matrix tried to throw me for a curve by recommending this video. well played, matrix, but i'm no longer falling for your lies
Dude really needs to get her in line. ALPHA BOIS!
This guy is great at standing on the edge of everything and looking in. From “happy wife happy life” video to this. The guy is unstoppable hahaha. The prayer music had me rolling too hahahaha
I’m a bit out of touch with current terminology. When did conspiracy theorists start using the term “The Matrix” instead of “The Illuminati”
Andrew tate popularized using the matrix in place of other options we’re more used to
These people are a joke when Tate got arrested he said the matrix got him from that point these.
Jokers went on about matrix these people are not, what you would call the Illuminati these people, are interested in someone like Andrew Tate these people are beyond money they print it.
Andrew Tate is not important for them to even notice him, now if Tate said something like he knows aliens are real, and he know where dead aliens bodies, are buried.
That is when he has their attention and he would get visit from some one.
Is it the same thing as The Deep State? And where does systematic racism fit in?
It used to just be "They".
When Tate said so.
Ryan's vids always have the best premises. You guys are comedic geniuses, I love your content! Keep it up! I hope I get to see your stand-up in person soon
"Your sister got you the job, and then had no choice but to fire you ....." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can't tell if its just part of the character, but the girlfriend has the quintessential millennial girl voice.
"Debt collectorsss-uh"
"Not happy about-uh"
"Zoom meeting-uh"
That's the most evident proof she is brainwashed by the matrix.
It is quite unfortunate.
Ryan, you're one of the best sketch comics out today!
"Let's just ask the cameraman" lol
Great work as usual comrade and greetings from North Korea.
Thank you, Dear Leader! 🙌
Dear leader!
We call it Best Korea here Mr. El Presidente
Thank you oh Lord
Kimmy could you give Andrew Tate citizenship to see what happens?
Most sane Andrew Tate fan.
I love hearing about the sketch idea first on the Boycast and then a week or so later it comes out 😁
Dude, your girlfriend is actually pretty understanding and also her hair color proves she's actually in The Matrix. Love the squabbling couple vids with Corinne, some of the best.
You both are pretty good at this!!! lots of success to you guys!
I shouted misogynistic things at a female server yesterday and was immediately asked to leave the restaurant. Matrix in full swing clearly. Stay strong Brad, we will get through this.
The matrix was trying to cut you off from food!
Brad should turn his matrix-brainwashed girlfriend into a webcam girl and then take all the money. That'll help them get free from the matrix
Whoever the girlfriend is…she is funny as hell!!
Corinne Fisher
He is waaaay waaay funnier u just don't get it
I'm having the same problem, like this morning, the Matrix turned off my alarm clock making me late for work
lol, i'm loving the GF's long suffering yet fully aware of all his BS schtick.
I laughed so much when she reminded him that three months ago he promise to do no more Hustler stuff and he says, "But that was peace time, this is war."
Glad for Brad, he's out of the matrix.
Appreciate it
Another piece of gold sir.
Thank you Ryan: I needed this video.
How on earth did he miss a open window to say "Noone can be told what the matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."
When woke up this morning, I made some coffee. Then I went to the bathroom. When I came back, my coffee was cold.
The Matrix did this.
Damned Matrix made my bread go bad. It was IN THE BAG!
😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣
Did the same fucking thing to me…
Kudos to the crew for shooting a full skit in a tiny NYC "flex" apartment
I needed to hear this back when I was 18, not getting any, and super impressionable...
It's not just comedy, you're doing a great thing here.
lmao. these two have great chemistry
Bro why did you let her out the cam room
Lmao "TRUTHTELLER" as Brad's title got a real laugh out of me. Your content isn't just funny in the general sense, it's also always funny in the details too. That's what makes these skits really enjoyable as whole pieces, as opposed to just funny for a joke or two like you'll see with other comedians.
i love brad the "normal guy" 😂😂
I like the beans reference. They’re definitely on the list of foods he likes.
"Okay but that was peace time, this is war." lol
I want a sitcom of you two!
“I’m under attack from forces that are beyond your understanding” 😂🤣
Love the hustler u videos from Ryan
1:48 I appreciate setting up the sequels to this cinematic universe
Wow. The Matrix has gotten to his girlfriend. The struggle is real.
The random one-off line about cooking beans really got me, lol
Can’t believe this video hasn’t been taken down!
This is fucking HILARIOUS!😩
It's funny cuz fanboys actually think the matrix is the reason they got dirty pornographer tate
@@Bobby-rq5pe calm down, it's just a skit
I don't know why its funny but it is. I had such a good laugh.
When she reminds him that three months ago he promise to do no more Hustler stuff and he says, "But that was peace time, this is war."
@@badgoogle9938 did my comment trigger you tate fanboy? Lol
@@Bobby-rq5pe no, I still don't know who Tate is or what he stands for. Your first comment misses the point, it doesn't have to point the finger at anyone to be considered funny.
Ha amazing, this sort of content might actually get Ryan and Danny the credit they deserve in the Matr… I mean the mainstream
These sketches are excellent, so funny.
OMG the Logan Paul dis at the end was the best!!! A def LOL moment 😂
🤣 so true!! And great acting on the girlfriend's part. The entire time I felt so bad for her. 😂
"how long do you cook beans" best line
This mirror gon hurt some of your boys egos Ryan…. I love it! 😂😭
LMFAO, made me laugh after a long day. Thank you my man
you both are brilliant
Brilliant as always!!
Hilarious! Love Ryan!
Say you're a narcissist without saying you're a narcissist 🤣
I’m more surprised she still puts up with him 😂
Ikr insufferable
He's trapped with her by the lease agreement matrix
yeah been there don that....now regreting I didn tsee back then how great she was..whatcha gonna do..just pain
This is exactly what the mentally ill believers of the imaginary matrix are actually like.
I’m surprised he puts up with her
😅🤣 the take on traffic is golden.
Bro that Cryptozoo zinger at the end. 🤣🤣
imagine living with an actual agent of the Matrix
The Matrix told me to click "like" or else they'd arrest me for ordering pizza.
Im so glad this video was made , usually i have found " the matrix" is used because the person feels disempowered and feels they cant make their own choices!!
Not the Logan Paul slam at the end 😂
As someone who totally believes that the Matrix is trying to keep us all trapped,.... this was absolutely hilarious! 😂🤣
What funny is that humor is rooted with truth.
Not the thruth perse but something that you believe is true. Racist people are more likely to like racist jokes for example.
This is the most I've laughed at a Ryan video in a Long time.
Best of Ryan so far
There’s an element of truth in satire
thats what the matrix would upload
Can't wait to use this at home thanks Ryan, I hope we both can get out of The Matrix.
“Not happy aaaabouuuuut.”Chick has a way with words.
She's definitely in on it. Inshallah my brother.
@AliBruni143the whole joke is to be a parrot 💀 what kind of comment section do you think this is
@@michaelcady1337 Don't blame him. He's lost in the Matrix.
Islam promotes terrorism
@@michaelcady1337 Islam promotes terrorism
@@illuminahde couldn’t answer the question?? 🤣
This is peak satirical comedy.
"My phone is off or something."
- That's always me. Haha
The description really needed a HU affiliate link, just to dig this in extra hard...and also fuel that hustle. lol
Brad is surrounded by agents of the Matrix, its not funny they are actually closing in on him
"Sir, we are calling you because you have missed 3 scheduled payments on your student loan debt."
That vocal fry and upspeak she does is killing me.
Was distracted from the actual skit because she sounds so annoying
Great stuff!
This was so funny, great video.
The Matrix is all around us man, she just doesn't understand. Stay strong!