Tom Segura on Torturing His Mom, Crazy Helicopter Prank & Motorbiking with Daniel Ricciardo

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  • Опубліковано 23 січ 2024
  • Tom talks about going on tour in Asia, why everything is better there, torturing his mom with pranks, taking her on an insane helicopter ride, going to Vegas with Bert Kreischer, and riding motorbikes with F1 driver Daniel Ricciardo.
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  • @iwritechecksatthegrocerystore
    @iwritechecksatthegrocerystore 6 місяців тому +1353

    Thank god Tom is out there letting me, ( a poor), see him for free. 😂

    • @nduwingoma
      @nduwingoma 6 місяців тому +14

      In the words of Captain America, i understood that reference. 🤓 (*trust fund baby mentality*)

    • @dubyas1989
      @dubyas1989 6 місяців тому +18

      And he’s flashing us his fancy socks

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 6 місяців тому +28

      I'm a big fan of his comedy (the old stuff) but lately he's forgotten where he came from.

    • @famousgoldentouch
      @famousgoldentouch 6 місяців тому +4

      I’ll agree, unfortunately he rarely tours Europe and then the tickets where quite expensive :/
      Nevertheless he’s one of my fav comics / podcast hosts

    • @SeeStuDo
      @SeeStuDo 6 місяців тому +16

      I heard the ghost of Nadavs laugh.

  • @GeneralMig
    @GeneralMig 6 місяців тому +464

    Weird seeing Tom complete a thought without Bert interrupting.

    • @parobg
      @parobg 6 місяців тому +1

      :D :D

    • @mattsoares608
      @mattsoares608 6 місяців тому

      I don't like it.

    • @Koffling
      @Koffling 6 місяців тому +6

      I was so happy the crowd did not applaud Segura mentioning him.

    • @rigo62982
      @rigo62982 6 місяців тому +2

      This epstien island Segura

    • @vulcan4705
      @vulcan4705 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Koffling Seemed like they were waffling for a second but I'm glad they made the right decision

  • @JoelHernandez-yl6yw
    @JoelHernandez-yl6yw 6 місяців тому +304

    I came straight to the comments and they did not disappoint. I’m a poor and feel honored that Tom made an appearance for us.😊

  • @BK-hn6jc
    @BK-hn6jc 6 місяців тому +784

    Tom Segura, my favorite Japanese comedian

    • @moonkey537
      @moonkey537 6 місяців тому +27

      SeKUra! 😂

    • @pooliomaster7789
      @pooliomaster7789 6 місяців тому +16

      Sai-kooh-rah

    • @MariaBareiss
      @MariaBareiss 6 місяців тому +9

      I'm so glad that so many other people are thinking the same thing I'm thinking😂😂😂

    • @nickirwin6521
      @nickirwin6521 6 місяців тому +6

      Smeeeeeth

    • @Muckymuckmuck
      @Muckymuckmuck 6 місяців тому +6

      "You're just saying it Japanese, like Johner Smither" My son loves that joke

  • @dgayle17
    @dgayle17 6 місяців тому +176

    I can't believe all the poors all over the world got to see Tom. What an absolute treat

  • @FrankSmith
    @FrankSmith 6 місяців тому +152

    It's always nice when Tom releases content for free. Us poors really appreciate everything he lets us be apart of in his life!

  • @jacobcoughlin1822
    @jacobcoughlin1822 6 місяців тому +150

    I love Tom, he’s humble and very nice to airport workers.

    • @Mr.YasQueen
      @Mr.YasQueen 5 місяців тому +4

      Tom is so great. He once came to me and said "Poor people are amazing!" He's truly one of the comedians of all time.

  • @burner8959
    @burner8959 6 місяців тому +281

    It's nice to see Tim taking time out from keeping the country safe to give some time to the poors. Keep 'em high and tight Tim. We thank you for your service.

  • @donttrip4210
    @donttrip4210 6 місяців тому +99

    Wow he blessed us poors with a free tv appearance he truly is a man of the people

  • @omingomak
    @omingomak 6 місяців тому +378

    As a member of the poor community, I was so surprised to see segura on Kimmel... I actually soiled myself. No worries though a quick dip in the gutter and a wash cloth, I was good to go. 😄

    • @juanjovi4187
      @juanjovi4187 6 місяців тому +8

      As a member of the poor community I appreciate your struggle but dedication to cleanliness and the use of the wash cloth. A champion move

    • @metalbacongaming
      @metalbacongaming 6 місяців тому +1

      They would wash you off at falcon carwash, they have a hose just for the poors.

    • @juanjovi4187
      @juanjovi4187 6 місяців тому +1

      @@metalbacongaming Oh yeah the falcon car wash! I see them using the hose on you all the time! I might start using it.

    • @omingomak
      @omingomak 6 місяців тому +3

      @metalbacongaming Nice call. I should have taken my "private" bike. Yelled at all the workers I saw along the way. Oh and then just tweet about how inconvenienced I am. You know, pretend I'm really important.

    • @mattmuoio4936
      @mattmuoio4936 6 місяців тому +2

      hHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @bennyboogenheimer4553
    @bennyboogenheimer4553 6 місяців тому +89

    Sending Hate from Pennsylvania.
    😂🤣😂

  • @mzuvukilelitha3233
    @mzuvukilelitha3233 6 місяців тому +16

    As a South African poor of the poorest and a pedestrian, I’m totally stoked and honoured to see this humble comic here.

  • @williammarchand253
    @williammarchand253 5 місяців тому +11

    Glad to see all my poor brethren here to see this gift the great Tom segura has given to us for free🙏

  • @Logic-101
    @Logic-101 6 місяців тому +142

    How blessed us poors are to see him live for free. How kind he is.

    • @slavsavov99
      @slavsavov99 6 місяців тому +2

      Where does this come from? I'm seeing a lot of comments about it, but don't know why :D

    • @Logic-101
      @Logic-101 6 місяців тому

      @@slavsavov99 look up “Tom segura hates the poors”.

    • @Heyitsallgoodman
      @Heyitsallgoodman 6 місяців тому

      ​@slavsavov99 you have to watch the podcasts

    • @Mr.YasQueen
      @Mr.YasQueen 5 місяців тому

      @@slavsavov99 He craps on poor people and a lot of his fans feel he lost touch with where he came from.

    • @b3dazzl3
      @b3dazzl3 26 днів тому

      @@slavsavov99he’s a trust fund rich kid that hates on “the poors”

  • @posthocprior
    @posthocprior 6 місяців тому +117

    Tom didn't mention that he was visiting his home country, Japan.

    • @mattym8
      @mattym8 6 місяців тому +9

      SEGURAAAAAAA

  • @TheLiizard
    @TheLiizard 5 місяців тому +4

    poor man from germany here, thanks for the free content Tom

  • @rafardzrba
    @rafardzrba 6 місяців тому +36

    Glad to hear Tommy visited Japan; The land of his ancestors.

  • @ibezzant
    @ibezzant 6 місяців тому +55

    I'm one of the poors, just checking in.

  • @dogster486
    @dogster486 6 місяців тому +27

    There is nothing better than being a poor and being able to watch Tom for free on UA-cam.

  • @jasonlengyel1104
    @jasonlengyel1104 5 місяців тому +4

    The best. So glad tom is willing to help keep Jimmy on the air.

  • @85jongo
    @85jongo 6 місяців тому +77

    Tom Segura likes the finer things in life. You poors wouldn't understand.

  • @davequist7710
    @davequist7710 6 місяців тому +25

    What a gift to the poors! Hello Julia! BIKES 🚲

  • @Sugarpop1xo
    @Sugarpop1xo 6 місяців тому +3

    For my District of Poors the NorthEast sector....Thank you for gracing us with this act of sheer kindness 😁😊 We are not worthy!!

  • @adammckenzie8769
    @adammckenzie8769 6 місяців тому +29

    Wow he graced us peasants with a free opportunity to see him, it’s an opportunity to be inspired to greatness when u see Tom….

  • @Webadonify
    @Webadonify 6 місяців тому +15

    Can’t believe he managed to get through the whole interview without talking about clean eating, his fitness journey, and how we’re all losers because we can’t afford to bring personal trainers with us everywhere we go like a rich lady’s Pomeranian. Way to go, Tim!

  • @couchbudz9699
    @couchbudz9699 6 місяців тому +4

    Everyone katt called out gettin on these talk shows real quick tryna seem like it’s not them he’s talking about 😂😂

  • @Pilot646
    @Pilot646 6 місяців тому +20

    Didn't he deleted his airport rant on tweeter? Lol

  • @Kaylbee
    @Kaylbee 6 місяців тому +5

    Another stop on the ol' Tom Segura rehab tour

  • @whackbag3606
    @whackbag3606 6 місяців тому +5

    Bunzz out here like a good son should be just tryna reunite his parents.

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 6 місяців тому +4

    My favorite Japanese comedian.

  • @TheCyberpolicedept
    @TheCyberpolicedept 5 місяців тому +1

    The only time I’ll like a Kimmel video! 😂

  • @withershin
    @withershin 6 місяців тому +30

    Segura is one of those comedians that look better as they get older. Must drive other comics nuts.

    • @pendragon6207
      @pendragon6207 6 місяців тому +7

      Losing weight did a looooot for that.

    • @warrantyvoid100
      @warrantyvoid100 6 місяців тому +8

      Steroids did a looooot for that.

    • @PapagenoMF
      @PapagenoMF 6 місяців тому +8

      After he got his frontal lobotomy he started losing his appetite

    • @DirtyDirkDiggler
      @DirtyDirkDiggler 6 місяців тому +1

      Why would it drive other comics “mad” that a peer lost a few pounds?

  • @deeemm979
    @deeemm979 6 місяців тому +8

    Segura's video roasting Burt was priceless.

  • @lindalavenderisfabulous
    @lindalavenderisfabulous 6 місяців тому +11

    Tom! That's a BEAUTIFUL suit from Sam's Tailor of Hong Kong....

  • @Anne--Marie
    @Anne--Marie 6 місяців тому +12

    Anyone else notice the irony of him scaring the crap out of his mother and a race car driver scaring the crap out of him? 😅

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 6 місяців тому +4

      That's not irony

    • @bennymunster1883
      @bennymunster1883 6 місяців тому +4

      You give me the 4 strokes guy vibes

    • @AirWindFire
      @AirWindFire 6 місяців тому +3

      Wash cloth user alert 🚨

  • @Hypercube1729
    @Hypercube1729 6 місяців тому +6

    *BIKES!*

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 місяців тому +8

    The 'Cool Principal' look works for 'im.

  • @LiamNak
    @LiamNak 6 місяців тому +7

    Tom is so baked 😂 Thank you Snoop

  • @thomasdemoor874
    @thomasdemoor874 6 місяців тому +42

    Wow, I'm so thankful to Jésus that we, as poors, are able to enjoy one of Rogan's many turds for free.
    God bless you, Tommy boy!

    • @billymac5481
      @billymac5481 6 місяців тому

      Very original

    • @Mr.YasQueen
      @Mr.YasQueen 5 місяців тому

      @@billymac5481 Just like Tom Segura.

  • @TheDevilsKnot
    @TheDevilsKnot 6 місяців тому

    He's so stoned! 😂

  • @xJONNYFATXMOSHx
    @xJONNYFATXMOSHx 6 місяців тому +2

    Keep feathering it brother!

  • @user-pk1ql4mp5b
    @user-pk1ql4mp5b 6 місяців тому +1

    Awesome job helping the elderly 😀

  • @WeekendUpdate7
    @WeekendUpdate7 6 місяців тому +13

    This is why you have a stand-up on a talk show. Tom killed it.

    • @muximus2771
      @muximus2771 6 місяців тому +2

      Yeah the formula worked great back when comics were funny and late night shows were entertaining.

  • @dingusarelius
    @dingusarelius 6 місяців тому +2

    I love watching Tom while I bathe with a wash cloth.

  • @Imtherobv
    @Imtherobv 6 місяців тому +7

    The fact I woke up this morning after watching this clip last night and seeing I still have the same amount of money is mind boggling.

  • @Lordsbassman
    @Lordsbassman 6 місяців тому

    Good to see Mom Jeans on Kimmel

  • @b-dub6865
    @b-dub6865 6 місяців тому +6

    I love Tom!! He’s a legend. But why are his legs so darn skinny! Is it the high waters? Ha!😉

  • @reynaldoesquivel511
    @reynaldoesquivel511 6 місяців тому +5

    Touch my camera through the fence

  • @edwarddavis8763
    @edwarddavis8763 6 місяців тому +2

    Jesus Christ, it looks like Josh Potter tailored that suit.

  • @paulkangas515
    @paulkangas515 6 місяців тому +6

    Great stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff Jean. Keep 'em high and tight.

  • @MeowMeowBeans69
    @MeowMeowBeans69 6 місяців тому +3

    We tricked my (she was in her late 60's) into playing cards against humanity and she got a card that told her to say "Get off my gd lawn". She finally said it quiet voice. 😂 We all lost our sh!%!

  • @michaelhodges250
    @michaelhodges250 3 місяці тому

    Just saw him at the Moda center in Portland Oregon. He was funny af

  • @Chipncharb
    @Chipncharb 6 місяців тому +5

    This the guy that Says Only poor people use Wash cloths 😂😂😂😂

  • @DuckYou69
    @DuckYou69 6 місяців тому +1

    “Touch my camera through the Fence Tom”

  • @VangaurdNZ
    @VangaurdNZ 6 місяців тому +5

    Baked Tom, funny as all hell .... good to see him on the show !

  • @user-ic5wf7ms6q
    @user-ic5wf7ms6q 6 місяців тому +3

    why is he sitting like that .......😂😭🤔😳😭🤣😂😆

    • @slipperypete1608
      @slipperypete1608 6 місяців тому +1

      Right?! Elbows up like a scarecrow. 🤣

  • @willmlife
    @willmlife 6 місяців тому

    I love that the comments carry over to kimmel too lmao

  • @fluffyclouds555
    @fluffyclouds555 6 місяців тому +4

    Keeping Top Dog’s memory alive with the nobody asked dumps at 711 talk

  • @C.Y.123
    @C.Y.123 6 місяців тому +3

    Thank you for your service Tom

  • @Yeti974
    @Yeti974 6 місяців тому

    Now Charo is gonna charge more $ to use that clip on national tv 😂

  • @Bleepbloopblappp
    @Bleepbloopblappp 6 місяців тому +3

    He did really well on here actually

  • @stayhappylittlemermaid
    @stayhappylittlemermaid 6 місяців тому +1

    H.O.P.E. = Hold On, Pain Ends. :)

  • @ravhol2292
    @ravhol2292 5 місяців тому

    Minute 5:10 Jimmys real laugh? never heard this one before haha

  • @anthonyvaldez6892
    @anthonyvaldez6892 6 місяців тому +1

    Maybe one day he can afford to buy a shirt to wear with his suit 😅

  • @eveningshownamibia
    @eveningshownamibia 6 місяців тому

    Does Jimmy Kimmel have a microphone that amplifies his voice in the theatre?

  • @atheistmoses3883
    @atheistmoses3883 5 місяців тому

    This guy is so high lol

  • @festaj
    @festaj 6 місяців тому

    Yaaaay t-bunzzzzz that’s our guy❤

  • @Nooc210
    @Nooc210 6 місяців тому +2

    nice to see Tom on the big time talk shows, humbly regaling us with tales that remind those poors watching at home how scarce & genius comics are.

  • @okiedokie2234
    @okiedokie2234 6 місяців тому +2

    Wow, what a down to earth rich.

  • @DennisFeinsteinCEO
    @DennisFeinsteinCEO 6 місяців тому +1

    Jimmy knows where "that one guy" keeps the bodies... They're in on it together

  • @IIIRorschachIII
    @IIIRorschachIII 6 місяців тому

    Seguuuura.. 🤣

  • @sessions22
    @sessions22 6 місяців тому

    Was it me or the weed reference off the rip was interesting?? Lol go t buns!

  • @trialballpodcast2332
    @trialballpodcast2332 6 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for your service, Tom.

  • @dpw6546
    @dpw6546 5 місяців тому

    "BIKES!" (If ever there's been a better opportunity to yell that.)

  • @cyborgreality
    @cyborgreality 6 місяців тому +3

    I always love the comments that come along with the YMH fam

  • @bradylynch3481
    @bradylynch3481 6 місяців тому

    I love Tom so much

  • @rite2bcreative
    @rite2bcreative 6 місяців тому +1

    Oh the irony of him trolling Garth to the point that his comment section is taken over.. only for Tom's to get taken over. On some level, I feel like he would be proud of us for keeping someone so out-of-touch in check.. if it wasn't him

  • @BozoBuckets96
    @BozoBuckets96 6 місяців тому

    Really surprised he even came on this show. But then I saw him be 100% Tim and it made it all better

  • @FoCoPuffs
    @FoCoPuffs 6 місяців тому +21

    If you haven't watched the Charo videos, you're doing yourself a disservice. Keep it high and tight Mommies.

  • @dynamicpisces
    @dynamicpisces 6 місяців тому +21

    His poor mother…. She literally could’ve had a heart attack 😢

    • @aaronpeart
      @aaronpeart 6 місяців тому +6

      It might be my favourite video on the internet

    • @Logic-101
      @Logic-101 6 місяців тому +10

      I don’t think his mother is “a poor” anymore.

    • @SYLRMHA
      @SYLRMHA 6 місяців тому

      That was the plan alles along

    • @thecrow970
      @thecrow970 6 місяців тому +2

      You use wash clothes

    • @sorryimsosad
      @sorryimsosad 6 місяців тому

      How else is he gonna get his dads ML inheritance

  • @bobwoods1302
    @bobwoods1302 6 місяців тому +3

    Going for a ride in a helicopter is something everyone should do once. So much fun.

  • @Phoenix-nl2ut
    @Phoenix-nl2ut 6 місяців тому +1

    Japan is spotless. It’s so clean but there’s no trash cans anywhere

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 6 місяців тому +2

    Love him

  • @echolot
    @echolot 6 місяців тому +1

    Tom looks like a Zach Galifianakis variant

  • @kevindunlap8309
    @kevindunlap8309 6 місяців тому +4

    Tom is legit high right now, and is struggling to function...🤣❤

  • @SantiAgo-eg5to
    @SantiAgo-eg5to 6 місяців тому

    The fact that late night shows are still a thing is wild. People actually watch this stuff.

  • @75zackattack75
    @75zackattack75 6 місяців тому

    imagine the mainstream media get to interview, Jimmy Kimmel? crazy times.

  • @Nachopandaa
    @Nachopandaa 6 місяців тому

    10 Milli Tom in full effect 🤌🏼

  • @eraldylli
    @eraldylli 6 місяців тому +2

    The poors are so happy to see Tom, nevertheless. It enriches their souls.

  • @jayjayplaza
    @jayjayplaza 6 місяців тому +1

    Tom segura is the BEST!! EL MEJOR!! 🙌 💪😎

  • @AM2PMReviews
    @AM2PMReviews 6 місяців тому

    Internet and podcast are getting more consistent views than tv so now we are doing Jimmy a favor.

  • @ItsWeinye
    @ItsWeinye 6 місяців тому +1

    Hi Mommies!

  • @IIDBXII
    @IIDBXII 6 місяців тому +8

    Representing ymh baby!!! Hi jeans and Js

  • @nicksellsatl
    @nicksellsatl 6 місяців тому

    Kimmel trying to save his show by having comics on again. What a concept Jimmy, people like jokes.

  • @sohambubka05
    @sohambubka05 6 місяців тому +1

    Damn never knew Tom was that tall 😅

  • @djish3223
    @djish3223 6 місяців тому

    Nice guy❤

  • @GP_Frog
    @GP_Frog 6 місяців тому

    Please come back to Tokyo ❤❤

  • @topher208regulator
    @topher208regulator 6 місяців тому +2

    If Tom calls it a 10cc dirt bike ya you shouldn't be riding a dirt bike lol

  • @npsounds1956
    @npsounds1956 5 місяців тому

    keep feathering it, kimmy

  • @mickylawless1941
    @mickylawless1941 6 місяців тому +17

    Tom giving us poor folk a free spot. How magnanimous of him.