KRONAN AND THE SMELLDAR PIRATE PRINCE: PART I
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- Опубліковано 19 кві 2024
- KRONAN AND THE SMELLDAR PIRATE PRINCE: PART I
Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN.
We rejoin our hero as he prepares to begin his Waaagh in earnest and gets stuck in against the Eldar.
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
PATREON LINK: / 3510517
Also from the same creator.
LIVING MYTHOLOGY
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THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS: • THE TITANS - GREEK GOD...
YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: • YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION...
THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: • THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST...
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: • THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2:...
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: • THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 ...
THE GIGANTOMACHY: • The Gigantomachy - The...
TYPHON: • TYPHON
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THE TITANS: • THE TITANS - GREEK GOD...
LIVING MYTHOLOGY: / @livingmythology1405
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Option 2! Dakka must live!
So my personal head cannon here is that is Thaddeus telling stories to kids on ultramar between missions and the entire time barbon is sighing going “this is highly heretical”
What Does Every Pirate Hate?
A small chest with no booty.
A man notices a pirate and asks him, “Excuse me sir, but why do you have a hook hand?”
The pirate says, “Arr, yes, me hook hand. A sword cut me right below the elbow.”
“Well, what about your peg leg?” Says the man
“Arrr, me peg leg. A cannonball shot me right below the kneecap.”
“Well, what about your patch eye?”
“Arrr, me patch eye, I was standing on the poop deck and a seagull pooped in me eye!”
“A seagull pooped in your eye? That can’t take an eye out.”
“Arrr, but you’ve got to remember, it was the first day with me hook.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, Bartender says: (Hey buddy,you know you have a steering wheel in yours pants).
Pirate replies: (Yarr, tis driving me nuts!).
How to piss off a pirate? Steal their P.
What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?
@knownofear1 P without it, they are irate.
I'm ready for more tales of HIGH ADVENTURE!
Fuck yeah!
Heck Yeah!
Option 2
❤❤❤❤❤
Option 3.
Option 2, Dakka has been watching this jumped up pirate murder his flyboys, all while cooking up some humble pie to serve
Option 2. Poor Dakka hasn't been allowed to shine as much as Gork and Mork would like. Let the duel be intense make Dakka work for it and then let him have the skull of the Ealdari be mounted on his fighta.
Option 2.
The Smeldar have underestimated their opponents.
Babe wake up, new Kronan story just dropped
Was driving yesterday, and stopped my gf Mid sentence with: Babe! New Kronan lore just dropped!!
Kronan taught me how to be propah cunnin’.
Option 2
Von Smashhoven is my favorite. I can't vote for him to die
KRONAN AND THE SMELLDAR PIRATE PRINCE: PART I
Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN.
We rejoin our hero as he prepares to begin his Waaagh in earnest and gets stuck in against the Eldar.
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517
Also from the same creator.
LIVING MYTHOLOGY
PRIMORDIAL GODS - THE GENESIS OF THE GREEK GODS: ua-cam.com/video/VFGteZZjBWk/v-deo.html
THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS:ua-cam.com/video/MpdcsMDRM7Y/v-deo.html
YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: ua-cam.com/video/QwycANUVCOs/v-deo.html
THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: ua-cam.com/video/Quhvk0WkTOM/v-deo.html
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: ua-cam.com/video/PIUzeL_M6mE/v-deo.html
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: ua-cam.com/video/VrUTCXREK8c/v-deo.html
THE GIGANTOMACHY: ua-cam.com/video/VaMyfDalP88/v-deo.html
TYPHON: ua-cam.com/video/Y8Ynyz9_80c/v-deo.html
THE PRIMORDIALS: ua-cam.com/video/VFGteZZjBWk/v-deo.html
THE TITANS: ua-cam.com/video/MpdcsMDRM7Y/v-deo.html
LIVING MYTHOLOGY: ua-cam.com/channels/dR3Ms08oSCzih6p0FsDRcg.html
YOUNG ZEUS: ua-cam.com/video/QwycANUVCOs/v-deo.html
Thank You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Git😁
😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂😂
I love the “educational!?!?” Tales of high adventure!!
So good
I am loving it, the quotes at the start was a really fun idea!
I almost spit out my drink at "Craftworld OOWEE!".🤣
Me too, and that's my main army!
OPTION 2.
it is too much fun to lose Dakka.
I vote for option #2 Thank you Sir
thanks for listening brother goodman. :)
God this is brilliant - I love these stories - actually make me laugh out loud 😂😂😂
😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Option 2 Brother Baldy
Dakka has been preparing for this, he's got something worthy of Mork up his sleeve....
Option 2
The loyal ork must live
Dearest Baldermort.
Thank you for this. I’ve really missed your lore and this is a welcome panacea to life’s prevails and stresses.
Thank you for taking the time to make this and share.
You’re a wonderful chap.
THE ORKY GODZ HAV HURD ME!!!
I WAS WISHING AND WAITING FOR A NEW ENTRY ON THE CUNNING ONE FOR SOOOOO LONG!!!!!
MAY THE LEGEND OF KRONAN'S HIGH ADVENTURES NEVER END❣️💪
WWWAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🥰
Ere we go ladz, get stuck in ya worfless gitz, it's Baldymork
I don't know how you can read these stories without laughing.
Well, I do break. Editing is a horror on these. :).
Option 2 Dakka to win but comes out terribly injured.......
Keep up the brilliant work
Option #2
Option 2. Smeldar, blehdar. Van smashoven has no peer in this galaxy
Option 2.
This storyline has always made we grin and giggle.
The pronunciation of the Adeptus Sororitas had me in stitches. I love this series
Baldy, from the bottom of my 🖤, Thank You! Words cannot describe the pure Joy that the high adventures of Kronan(& Nutcrunch- er, um,Tiddles) brings us all!
THE PROPHET OF MORK RETURNS!!! KRONAN!!! WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Option 2
Sir, I hope you are feeling well. Thank you for all you do, and the entertainment you give us, sincerely.
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Option 2
Another great episode, go Baron Smash
Option 2!
One step closer to Beast Mode!
Excellent video as per usual sir. Hell I'm so old I actually saw Connan the Barbarian as a little kid in the early 80's. Damn I'm old. Cheers to you brother. Great channel. Great narration.
You aren’t alone. It’s still one of my favourite flicks. :)
@@baldermort Oh...dear...Great channel still, honorable servitor. Even though threw GW's last descision. You are and honorable non-binary, male presenting lesbian woman! And don't you forget it! 🙂Thank you for years of great lore. Surely the God-Emperor smiles upon you.
There is no higher service this channel does to the Warhammer 40K franchise that these fun ass fanfic stories. They're the damned best.
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Nothing will stop the Mighty Kronan who once again proves his strong cunning and brutal intelligence will show all of us why the Orks are the masters of battles and wars for they are everything the entire Galaxy fears.
AND SO IT WAS!!!!!!
Welcome back Chronicler!
Da kunning 1 has returned!!! Let the tales of HIGHHHHHHH adventure continue. All praise our faithful servant Baldermort. 🫡🫡🫡
Da boyz are back in town! 🤩💪🍄🔁
2! Thank Gork and Mork!! Daka smashes smelldar star sheep's. He is Him!
I only found this channel recently, and kronan is definitely my favourie. followed shortly after by the thaddeus
It's was mine also until I played Thaddus, there like 1a 1b . You should check it out
Oh hellll yes, today is a good day
Option 2!!!
You're videos are always entertaining, the Ork videos always make me laugh. Excellent work as always!
Option 2. Dakka kills the Eldar. Death to the wimpy Smeldar
I believe it was Gork , who said … no, think it was Mork?…warghaaaaa 😂 Keep up the good work, good, sir
Always love new Balders vids! Hope you're having a great weekend!
Currently running my little part of the Orks of Omen, wif War Boss Grimdrak Slapchop. Racking the krumping for Kronan!!!!
YES! MORE KRONAN!
Finally, I can catch a video on the first day. BRING ON THE LORE!
Option 2
Dakka's story can't end here!
Ah dem Smelldar gitz... Deyz blood iz all shiny. No wondah deyz alwayz prancin' around like sum sort of twinkly Grotz.
Take pride in its trying to translate it to english
Part 1! We've a part 2 to look forward to. Happy days!
Thank you so very much for the effort, and pure artistry, you pour into every one of these story videos. No matter how hard my depression is hitting me, you always give me a smile when I see you've posted a new video.
Always good to see some more of Kronan!
Thanks brother Melon. :) Sorry its late. Building work. I'm trying to get more prompt.
@@baldermort No worries! Nothing to apologise for - these stories are always a pleasure whenever they pop up!
Yes!
Oh goody more Orkyness! A chance to fight the Imperial gravy perhaps? Can’t wait…
Not disappointed! Tittles too ! Wonderous !
Option 2, Dakka krumps the dandy smelldar, for da onor of the Waaaah and his Lord Da Kunnin One.
May this comment help in some way! Thanks again for the best original story I've heard in ages. I've cracked up laughing out loud multiple times
Option 2. I'd say our Ace pulls off something tricky like using a tractor beam to fling something in the path of the Eldar. In true Gorkyness, this causes a chain detonation of the Eldar Fleet.
Always a joy to see your next installment of the this grand tale.
I second the sentiment that you are to Warhammer what Terry is to Discworld. Though you may not be the progenitor of the verse you ever give it an energy and passion that draws one in to the point of being infectious. Thank you wordsmith, speaker, and storyteller for your precious time.
Option 2; Dakka Von Smashhoven survives / wins the fight.
He has been working closely with and -learning- from the Cunning One. In the meta sense, he has been supporting Kronan for some time now. May this be the moment where Gork and Mork place their blessings upon him. Loyalty is its own reward in the form of a good scrap. :)
I do enjoy these stories of Kronan. Thanks for your mighty efforts sir!
Ere’ we go!!
Option 2
Beautiful fucking beautiful
Option 2 - the lad can take him on and come up on top!
Good night gents.
Hope you've got your comfy PJs on.
It's bedtime story time.
Option 2, Dakka must prevail.
We're all very lucky to have you baldy
Option 2 the dakka must flow ❤
What a treat! Love the 4/20 upload! I like to set aside time for my undivided attention to this tale🔥🔥🔥🤙 You rock man🤘
Option 2!
Thank you for this dear Sir Baldermort!
Let's go!!!! Story time!!! These are worth the wait I love all these stories!!
FIIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTTR!!!!! I was awaiting this great ServoBard.
Option 2
We need more of the Slay team too!
Option 2! Daka's story must go on a little longer.
I have to make myself wait for a quiet time to enjoy these.
Option 2 Please
Dakka Von is KING OF THE AIR!
Thank you
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I frikkin love these
I’m as happy as an ork in a scrap to see the return of tales of kunnin one love this story line please keep up the great work 😊
I must admit I was deeply sceptical when you started an Ork storyline but this has become my absolute favourite.
Ahhh, a heavy dose of kunnin to end a wonderful Saturday 😊
My socks rolled up and down by themselves when I saw there was a new installment of Kronan Da' Kunnin!
Option 2!! By the belly of Mark, the Cunnin One's WAAAGH power is becoming unstoppable!
These are my favorite of your tales sir! Please keep them going! WAAAAAAAAGH!!
Option 2. No stinky smeldar can stop Dakka!
As great a character creation as Von Smashoven is, I don’t think a Corsair Ace could be bested by the Ork. Would make for good storytelling no matter what happens. Look forward to part 2
Omg !!! My day is so much better!! Another kronan story. Thank you so much, baldermort. this beers for you! Cheers
Today was A DAMN GOOD DAY.....Amazon delivered my BBC DVDs of Red Dwarf seasons x1 & X11,
AND KRONANS CHRONICLER, THE BALD ONE , GIVES US AN HOUR+
OF TRULY ORKY HIGH ADVENTURE!!!
PRAISE BE TO GORK AND MORK FOR THESE GUBBINZ!
Option 4. Daka and the Eldar battle an epic dog fight, but before the death blow can land, they are interrupted by the arrival of drukhari raiders hoping to steal away ork and Eldar slaves for the fighting pits. Both pilots have to put aside their duel to save their respective lords.
Option #2 your the best baldemort you always inspire and entertain to the highest degree and quality
YAAAAAAAAAS, more Kronan 🤘💚🤘
Also, hearing about Crafty World Smelldar while working on an orky cardigan almost made me spray my coffee.
Option 2. I SO wish we could have them both survive, but it is simply not in the stars.
wonderful Lord B - and with a cheeky vote at the end just like the good ole days
Proper Orky! Once more you have delivered the greatest of chronicles!
Looking forward to the next dollop of dakka!
More Kronan nyeeeees
Love your stories, keep up the good work. I always get excited whenever I see another great work of art posted from you 👍
Option 2: unquestionably.
Fantastic work as always brother bald man.
Option #2
This was very entertaining. Excellent work sir.
option 2
Option 2 as Mork smiles down Smashhoven wins by being cunningly brutal.