KRONAN AND THE SENTIENT PSYKER FERN OF RAMA LAMA DING DONG 4
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- Опубліковано 22 гру 2023
- KRONAN AND THE SENTIENT PSYKER FERN OF RAMA LAMA DING DONG 4
Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN.
We rejoin our hero as he prepares to begin his Waaagh in earnest.
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
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KRONAN AND THE SENTIENT PSYKER FERN OF RAMA LAMA DING DONG 4
Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN.
We rejoin our hero as he prepares to begin his Waaagh in earnest.
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517
Also from the same creator.
LIVING MYTHOLOGY
PRIMORDIAL GODS - THE GENESIS OF THE GREEK GODS: ua-cam.com/video/VFGteZZjBWk/v-deo.html
THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS:ua-cam.com/video/MpdcsMDRM7Y/v-deo.html
YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: ua-cam.com/video/QwycANUVCOs/v-deo.html
THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: ua-cam.com/video/Quhvk0WkTOM/v-deo.html
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: ua-cam.com/video/PIUzeL_M6mE/v-deo.html
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: ua-cam.com/video/VrUTCXREK8c/v-deo.html
THE GIGANTOMACHY: ua-cam.com/video/VaMyfDalP88/v-deo.html
TYPHON: ua-cam.com/video/Y8Ynyz9_80c/v-deo.html
THE PRIMORDIALS: ua-cam.com/video/VFGteZZjBWk/v-deo.html
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YOUNG ZEUS: ua-cam.com/video/QwycANUVCOs/v-deo.html
Just think about this time last year we were getting ready for the first thinkmas. Our boy kronan has come a long way since his humble beginnings.
Aye, he has indeed. Merry Chrimbo brother Beck. :) :)
Outstanding.......😂
Thank you so much for this! I was hoping to get a new Kronan story and you give one for Chrismas!
yay more Kronan!!
You've said "Rama Lama Ding Dong 4" a million times, but reading it for myself is the first time I ever laughed out loud for it. I love this series, and I petulantly demand it continue.
And I just noticed the title. 😂🤣
Yes, this is a place I'm eager to see thoroughly explored and crumped.
I love how it implies the existence of, at least, another three Rama Lama Ding Dong’s that the namer’s didn’t want us to be confused about
Four words, four instances.@@toastle8005
As a Conan channel this is easily my favorite parody of the character
Dang! That's ridiculously high praise from an expect in the Conan field, like yourself. I'm almost tearing up.
A someone actually named Conan, I endorse this message.
I follow your page haha
These stories are 90% adolescent, self-indulgent tangents. Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams would be proud.
WELL ILL BE DAMNED, YOU ACTUALLY DID IT, YOU BRILLIANT BASTARD! I remember asking if you were ever gonna make something of the psychic fern over a year ago and you even replied it was a possibility! Thanks for making my evening Baldy. Much love from Florida.
Best line, “…he was f*beep*ing livid!”
I did replay this line an unhealthy amount of times.
A little something over the festive season to keep your favourite quill lubricated with your favourite ink!
Thank you for your generosity brother. A lot.
*bows to brother Maley*
You have greatly enhanced my holiday cheer, Baldermort!
That’s my only job. :). Yay!
On da twelff day of Thinkmus my warboss gave to me
Twelve crates of dakka
'leven boomy stickbombs
Ten humie helmets
Nine flyin rokkits
Eight roasted squig-legs
Seven bits of loot
Six shiny choppas
Five thinkin grots
Four power claws
Three mek gunz
Two speedy warbikes
And a bomb squig in a pear tree
Thank you for an early Christmas, and may you and the B team have a blast! 🎉
P.S. if anyone has ideas for better lyrics, feel free to help the Kraut out
I sang it as I read it. Sounds good to me. But now I want a 12 day song for the other factions.
Zoggin good.
That's pretty much on point. It sings just fine.
@@richardallen6067 especially having officially powered down my brain for the holidays, I might need some help with that 😅
@@lydianoack4552 well I'm still real new to it all so I can't help. Only 2 years in. Maybe by year 3 I'll have sufficient lore knowledge to assist ya
Another reminder that the 40k universe can be as fun as it is grimdark ! ! !
Merry Orkzmas to you Storyteller ! ! !
That majorkill hentai sneak was top tier! 😂😂😂
HE LIVES!!! KRONAAAAAAN!!!!!!
Stomp stomp
Happy Thinkmas Balders! Thanks for all the joy you brought us.
Crumbs! I’m sorry to be so late.
Thank you for everything!
*bows to brother Hillen*.
Of all things I ever expected to hear, I did not expect to get an anatomy lesson from the perspective of an ork.
I cringed, grimaced, laughed, and cried. Well done sir.
All things considered, it is an odd place for nostrils 😂
Despite Baldermort's warning in the video notes, I consider Kronan's story to be the canonest of the canons
Alternate title suggestion: How to get Tiddles/Squigs to eat their veggies.
Christmas came early with another Kronan entry! Thank you Balder and Merry Christmas 🎄
Merry chrimbo!
For those unaware, Rama Lama Ding Dong is a song. Go find it. Think of the Goff Rocker singing it about a Sister of Battle with a Squig chorus backup.
the title alone is god tier
Kronan for Khristmas. I told you holiday wishes can come true. Just do the orky thing, and will it to existence.... Happy holidays 🎄🎄
*bows to brother Sickles again!*
Merry christmas sir. :)
Kronan episodes are always a treat.
As Kronan looks into the eyes of Tiddles an Sees Him, so i gaze through watery eyes and hold my ribs in appreciation of this highest glory of comedy gold! Thank you Baldermort!
Always brings a smile to my face when I hear the next adventures of Kronan.
Your writing is as hilariously and masterful as ever, thank you for giving us this Christmas present.
Merry Christmas Baldermort and to all others that read this!
The orkz fighting she who thrusts followers has me crying laughing I literally lost it on the train during the sidebar about the handles and chest ears. I must have looked like a madman.
When he said the ones with the big ears on the chest must be the smarter ones because they hid the best
Merry Thinkmus, Baldermort, and everyone. May your Stockings be filled to overflowing with Gubbins and Dakka.
Dakka might be an issue in the UK. Maybe some of the festive fungus. But getting caught with alot of dakka might cause our lord baldamort some issues with the poli mini tantrum.
The sidebar concerning Handles. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO I love more Kronan! Thanks Great Bald One!
I think at this point Kronan could completely upend Ork society by just saying "Grots is alright."
thank you Sir Lord B and all of the Clan Baldermort. I wish you the happiest of seasons greetings
Washroom attendant at a constipation convention was genius
I do try. :)
She who Thrusts is a very applicable description of Slaanesh
Yes best Christmas present
I, for one, am down for that tree and shrubbery seminar you alluded to.
"Departo Miliwhorum"... More truth in that misnomer than you intended. 😂
Departminto Moneyhordum. :) But close.
@@baldermort
Potato... Potato. 😉
Thank you for all you do baldermort, make my days so much better seeing you post please keep up the great work
Only in 40K. Sentient, psychoactive, plants…. Why not?
What is this creature called? There's obviously art of it
@@JohnDoe-fw9ty not sure, but given that it’s a dangerous plant the thing probably originated on Catachan.
If I remember rightly something similar pops up in the Last Chancers omnibus
Baldermort, this is another glorious tongue-twisting masterpiece. Thank you.
You most certainly know your audience well, this is the perfect moment for this release
Lord Bald of Mortes !!!!!! In the spirit of Sanguinala, blessings to you and yours.
Thank you for all your diligent hard work and happy holidays to both you and your family. I was wondering if we were gonna get this one b4, 2024😂😂😂
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I saw this land but thought to myself. I'll save the latest saga in the ballad of Kronan the Cunning for Xmas day. Merry Christmas Sir Baldemort.
Happy Sanguinala lore master Baldermort to you and Mrs. Bald and sweet Lightbringer. Hope all are happy and healthy. And many wishes for a good holiday for all who love the grim darkness 40K.
All the best this Season to you and yours! Now...what I've noticed...despite being sub'd...it took 6 refreshes of UA-cam to put this video in my face, and I"m only sub'd to 8 other channels, many of them dead. To anyone reading this, I don't think Baldy is getting the love he deserves from the algorythyme...and maybe a degree of intentional aversion, who knows these days when anyone can get scuffed by anything...The best Christmas Present we can give this Titan is to go through his catalogue of treasures he's given to us, and smack a big LIKE on each and every one. This will do two things...show him how much we truly do love an appreciate his effort, his desire, and his dedication to sharing his passion for what we all enjoy...and...it will inevitably bring in all those who seek, and have not found, the immersive Lore of 40k, where they can find any and all of a plethora of ways their imagination becomes a part of the power that makes the setting infinite in its potential. Playlist...Hit LIKE...do it for all. The time it takes compared to the time he has given...is nothing...and he deserves that love.
Thank you for this Warhammer 40,000 tribute, this your weekly Warhammer 40,000 tribute. I have a new box of aggressors, an ever growing stack of plastic shame and a week off from work...suppose I will listen to baldy videos and try not to stick my skin to plastic too much.
Aggressors? My favourite Primaris marines. Enjoy!!! :)
Man I love this series, there's always something that makes me legit lol. In this case it was the mention of using hentai to plug one's Patreon. Loving the expanded universe of good-natured creators having a good time and making a great production!
The Toes are really lucky, they found a planet full of green, the best kind. They got a propa' WAAAGH for Thinkmas and they even get to fight another Kunning army. Da Greater Goof must really like them.
Absolutely wonderful great FUN thankyu lore master Baldermort thankyu good sir 😊wonderful
Merry Christmas brother Fennel. :)
What a gift for Christmas...thank you Sir Baldermort. You've made Christmas even more entertaining
Love the Kronan tales brother Balders, good to hear you having so much fun with it. Gave me some good Christmas giggles
It sounds like you really have fun with this storyline… 😂
I usually do. I really enjoy writing my own stuff. I just wish I had time to do it properly. If authors had to turn around a story a week? Yikes. I just wish I had their time to work over stuff. Such is the pressure of youtube. Weekly, or you may as well quit/.
@@baldermort Ahhh…but your fans are willing to wait for a Master Bard to spin a tale…
*bows*
@@baldermort A pain I know well.
Glorious! Wasn't expecting another entry in the best saga told. Much obliged, Mr Mort!
Haka Orks is a VERY nice touch! Another winner of a story!!
Tis a Merry Xmas indeed with more of this treasured story gracing us
I love that scene of Paul Atreides wrong universe, but that scene showed the true strength of the desert
Merry Christmas Baldermort. Thank you for all the yeoman's work throughout the year.
The chronicles of Kronan just keep getting better. Bravo Baldy, merry Christmas!
Joyous Yuletide to my most beloved floating skull. 💖
Needed this tonight baldy. Cheers.
Good sir Baldemort, I would just like to say I appreciate your talents and am looking forward to your next instalment of the Thaddeus series.
I love your writing style. Your instinct for plot is very strong and has kept me hooked. I especially enjoy the characters you have brought together.
Thank you, Lord Baldermort, You have just made my Christmas! I have just come on to see that not only if you've Dropped a new video but it's a Kronan story! We have been truly blessed this day!!! I hope that your Christmas is as happy as you have just made mine👌
Merry Christmas to one and all!
🎅🏻🤶🏻☃️
Well done, Baldermort. You always know how to make Kronan a wonderful listen. Thank you, and Merry Christmas.
1:00 "Word Blarers" = Noise Marine + Word Bearer homebrew.
Legendary as always Balde! Thanks for the content!
Thank you for all your work providing these wonderful videos
Hoping you and your family have a great Christmas
Thank you for another fun episode and merry christmas
I love all the art works as always great stuff really love kronans story and your telling of it.
Thank you sir! Merry Christmas! The family has left and now i get to relax. Pretty good holidays so far id say.
Tiddles, the Avatar of Teef! 😂 I love it!
Thank you Lord Baldermort for all your hardwork and creativity is much appreciated in days such as these and inspires me to create myself happy holidays may you be blessed with joy and many meltas melty melty
When Baldermort swears 🤣👌
It's been a slow process but I get the appeal of Orks in 40k. The best way I have seen it out is Happy just because they got the chance to fight; Ork players I have met don't sap my energy they make up for it. Love ya Boz. Happy Christmas.
I saying thank you to Father Bald for some Christmas joy.
🎁 👌❤️
PS This is tough faction to write. To much comedy or to little and it doesn't matter cause you got to ‘fight’ it not me
I appreciate the time and effort you put in. Have a great Christmas. I'm starting off classy with my a pint of beer, my vape, and this.
I Saw the Dante video. Of course, it was good as it ha a fairly familiar voice. The set the scene.
Merry Christmas Baldermort! Popping in to show some love. Hope you and yours have a blessed holiday season mate!
Merry Christmas brother Sutherland. ;)
Thanks for this Mr. B. I've been eagerly waiting for the next adventure of the Cunnin one!! And it didn't dissapoint. All the best from Kilkenny. 🇮🇪
Amazing as always... some of the best almost lore around
Only Kronan would trivially blow off the Ta’u Empire.
Im new and ive been starting at the beginning and working way way to.new stuff, there is sooo much amazing stuff here!! Your narration is the best on UA-cam. I could listen to you read just about anything, no scratch that, anything!
Thank you for your kindness brother. Welcome to warhammer! :)
Merry Christmas! That was a great tale of krumpin’!
No matter what you do today, I hope you make some tiiiiiiiime for fun😄😄😄
Amazing as always Lord Baldermort!
What a great christmas present !!!
Thanks Baldi
Thank you, good man. I find myself rather depressed these days. Your stories are so wonderful, i just settle in and forget all about that. Much appreciated
I love this. Love you too Baldermort. Keep it up!
Hurrah I have looked forward to this! Hope you all have a g8 holidays!
Bloody hell baldermort, i was having a nice cold one when the handle came up. Now i have to clear my pc from beer.
"Stopped for an explosive poo" jesus that made me laugh so much. I do love these vids.
Best Christmas present ever. Merry Christmas and a happy new year Balders old chap.
I am not sure if I am a bigger fan of the Thadius, or Kronan series, but thank you for all the work you put into each. But I have trouble thinking of orks linguistics and terminology being anything other than the Kronan series... I do not play, but love the lore and stories, but the Kronan series really makes me want to make a custom ork army just for the fun of watching other players get nose bleeds while playing.
TBh, an Ork army is more fun than is legal. I don;t have one yet....... but its inevitable now. You may not 'win' the game/match/battle. But it is ALWAYS fun playing orks. :)
Thanks Balders for yet another tale of High Adventure! Merry Xmas to you and Mrs B and Lightbringer 😊
the whole bit about "handles" was timeless.
😂😂😂😂😂
yes me too 😅🤣@@baldermort
And so it was!.... another glorious tale of Kronan
😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I love you, man. Merry Christmas, Bald One.
YEAH BOI!!!
01:09:28 You know its for real when Baldermort swears
Merry Christmas. Love Kronan
Brother! I love the Kronan stories. Specially when you read em
It's time for WAAAAGH!!
Happy Holidays Baldermort and family!
Damn usually when you censor a cuss you only need one beep you know how powerful it was not even three beats could hold it cuz kronan was fucking livid
I mean he was really angry. 😂😂🤣🤣😎
Ahhhh another Kronan update !!!! Merry Christmas indeed!
Happy holidays!
You are a Legend ❤
oh baldermort, you silly goose - these are great. thanks for the laughs! i cant wait for more entires.
It’s Christmas. Of course it’s silly. :).
I hope you have a lovely 2024. :)
Beautiful. The word smith is just genius.
Visions of booger bum fare-EZ chop'n off hedz!
Another masterwork, good sir! A very merry Krumpmass to you and yours!