Holy Emperor, I woke up my dog and girlfriend laughing outloud. Did Ian Watson cowrite this book? I had to check to make sure this wasn't heretical fanfiction.
I like this 1, it gives an element of humanity to some members of the ecclesiarc (sp 🤦♂️lol) that there some good members within those ranks instead of fanatic zealots crying out for war and self flagellation all the time.
"Will you ask for help for my parish?", the preacher asked. The reply was short: "I will not." Then, a mysterious voice stated "No one believed in life on other planets." Hold on a second... oh, an ad took up the narrative.
As always your reading is great@ but why have I had 4 commercials in the 1st 11 and a half minutes plz Prince don't fall into the never ending ad trap.
@@ABorderPrince thx for letting me know this was not you I always enjoy your content and pls beware I still finished listening to it even with the ads pls continue the good work!
Why would the imperium be unhappy with fornication? I was under the impression that even though the emperor was "all encompasing" of every religon. But My thought was it had been over 10,000 years since emperor worship had been implemnted. And at that point people need to be breeding to fill imperial guard quotas.
@@ADayintheLifeoftheTw While the Ecchlesiarchy encompasses many religions, this preacher is from a particular religion, and apparently this particular one frowns on fornication out of wedlock. As with priests staying fit, that's their particular obsession, not a Ministorum-wide one, and probably has its origins in the particular circumstances under which it developed.
@@ADayintheLifeoftheTw I do believe the emperor did have some standards unlike modern day people, considering how old he himself is and how loyalty is the one thing he looks for.
Prince!!! Thank you very much for the efforts mate. Can only imagine the passion you must have to pour all this work into helping share this content with us.
To all the boomers in here complaining about the ads. Just skip to the end of the video and then replay. Wtf is wrong with you people? Abp didnt put in the ads.
I was howling while I was driving when I heard you say what the F??? I had to listen to that part again to make sure I heard it right. Then after that you were laughing hysterically. This made for a really great listen. I will say though I didnt see a single ad the entire hour.
"This planet will be hell for the next years. For your help today, i can get you out of here, if you want to." "No thanks, my flok needs me!" Chaos has to fear this man and his flok ^^
This short story was basically an infomercial for the old Inquisitor "RPG" that came out in the early 2000's That's why it seems so odd the other 40k stories. They were trying to segue into world building, like literal worlds
Cannot believe how many people do not know how adverts work here. Thumbs up for being popular, thumbs down for those who well... Advertisement placements have nothing to do the poster. Grrrr
This youtube algorytme is weird, tried watching the video yesterday, was one ad every 3 min😬 Checked on it again today, only the usual at the begining and end🤔 Thinking this must have been a glitch on youtubes side, cause the insane ammount was more than I've ever seen in any single video. Anyways, great work as always m8👍
It looks like youTube/Goggle is doubling down on everyone not using the payService or an addblocker. Seems they are scrambling because of lowered revenue from advertising due to the 2020 pandemic. *Good luck everyone, have fun and stay safe.* Thanks for the read ABorder Prince.
Rebel scum! Oh wait, wrong Galaxy and time... Homo Sapiens Variatus... Mutants, Beastmen. Suffer not the Unclean to live! Some Mutants and Beastmen served in special Imperial Guard units(mutant cannon fodder regiments) or as galley slaves in the bowels of warships, belonged to the Holy Fleet. "In Hoc Officio Gloriam -> There is honour in this duty." Yakov "The Auto Pistol Preacher" XD Good lad.
I had to record the middle bit 5 times. i lost it lololol
5 time's the charm!
Immersion broke, dislike, unsubscribed, reported for hate speech then ratted to my local Commissar.
Jk boss, love you’r work 😛
Glad you kept it. Golden
Absolutely fantastic. I couldn't help but chuckle myself. Keep up the good work! I can't emphasize enough how much I appreciate these audiobooks!
Rofl “the fuck is this?” Legend
Fckn LOVE IT that you laughed at that point. Made me smile for nice long while.
Lol
Holy Emperor, I woke up my dog and girlfriend laughing outloud. Did Ian Watson cowrite this book? I had to check to make sure this wasn't heretical fanfiction.
"You look fit." - Lethisia.
"I must stay swolle to serve the Emperor." - Jaccof.
"The fuck is this...?" - Mutant underling.
"Here's a buff half naked priest... what the fuck?"
Damn good narrating
I laughed terribly hard on this one! Wonderfully done I swear I heard your surprise when you slowly said the "fuck is this" and started giggling
Same
Love it!
Lmao Border Prince encountering spicy content in these reads is always funny
31:00
The anthem of my life.
(Make sure your sound is up or you'll miss it)
I approve of the new Intro
Cheers
ABorder Prince Warhammer Lore love it. Wish I could have an audio drama with your narration and bits like that in the background
Big PP
31:00 “the fuck is this”, haha love you’re stuff though dude
This is HERESY!
Cheers man
good audio, but damn this is the best commercial for adblock I have ever seen
I couldn’t say
I like this 1, it gives an element of humanity to some members of the ecclesiarc (sp 🤦♂️lol) that there some good members within those ranks instead of fanatic zealots crying out for war and self flagellation all the time.
I spit out my drunk . Thank you for leaving in
"Will you ask for help for my parish?", the preacher asked.
The reply was short: "I will not."
Then, a mysterious voice stated "No one believed in life on other planets."
Hold on a second... oh, an ad took up the narrative.
Sorry dude it’s auto does the ads
@@ABorderPrince It's a small price to pay to listen to your fantastic readings. ;-)
What a cool story. I love these down-to-earth 40k stories. Far removed from all of these superhumans. Beautiful
Me too
31:00 I laughed so hard. I caught that while I drinking a glass of water and got some in my nose
I like this story , some parts where very wholesome..... definitely a different flavor . Great job!
Cheers
"What tha fuck is this" I fucking love this channel 😂
As always your reading is great@ but why have I had 4 commercials in the 1st 11 and a half minutes plz Prince don't fall into the never ending ad trap.
Hey man yeah it’s auto allocated I did nothing different to any other video it’s just selecting some of you more than others
@@ABorderPrince thx for letting me know this was not you I always enjoy your content and pls beware I still finished listening to it even with the ads pls continue the good work!
Thank you for doing this, brother. Your work is getting me through this most recent Chaos Incursion. Emperor's blessings be upon you.
Love the new intro! I was hoping you'd do this one, it was one of the first ones I read when I was getting into 40k. Great channel!
Cheers man
Hilarious and a little heartwarming.
A preacher involved in a rebellious plot and he's mad about possible fornication.
Lol eye on the ball of what really matters
Why would the imperium be unhappy with fornication? I was under the impression that even though the emperor was "all encompasing" of every religon. But My thought was it had been over 10,000 years since emperor worship had been implemnted. And at that point people need to be breeding to fill imperial guard quotas.
@@ADayintheLifeoftheTw While the Ecchlesiarchy encompasses many religions, this preacher is from a particular religion, and apparently this particular one frowns on fornication out of wedlock. As with priests staying fit, that's their particular obsession, not a Ministorum-wide one, and probably has its origins in the particular circumstances under which it developed.
@@ADayintheLifeoftheTw I do believe the emperor did have some standards unlike modern day people, considering how old he himself is and how loyalty is the one thing he looks for.
My Liege !!!! So many interesting products, I kinda lost track of this story. LOL I must say the E-Bike was awesome !
Lol can’t be helped sorry
@@ABorderPrince My Liege !!! Unwavering fealty as always. Much appreciated the League Of Lore.
This was a good one, I liked it, and you did a good job. Thank you.
I love how he starts to laugh
31:00 "the fuxx is this "
Man you made me spit out my coffee
In the grim darkness of the far future.. There are only ads..
Cool intro and nice vid just cool it on the ads
Yeah sorry about that man it’s auto allocation so some are getting them more than other for what ever reason I don’t choose it
@@ABorderPrince fair enough, youtube is a silly place
@@WestSideGorilla1980 its free.. Until its not free. And it could have 1000 movies and still not be worth it if the films are of no interest to me
Prince!!! Thank you very much for the efforts mate. Can only imagine the passion you must have to pour all this work into helping share this content with us.
I agree, Gav isn't amazing but when he does good, it's real good
To all the boomers in here complaining about the ads. Just skip to the end of the video and then replay. Wtf is wrong with you people? Abp didnt put in the ads.
In the Grim Dark a single candle is a nova burst of clean light.
Great work, thanks 🙏
Great! You know what i dread the most is the day that you dont turn out those great stories anymore. So please keep on reading! Thank you very much
At around the 30 min mark you say “the fuck is this” I died bro 😂
That new intro is BITCHING!!!!!!,
Cheers
The laughing made it a great read for me!!
Thank you!!
I was howling while I was driving when I heard you say what the F??? I had to listen to that part again to make sure I heard it right. Then after that you were laughing hysterically. This made for a really great listen. I will say though I didnt see a single ad the entire hour.
New intro is great mate
Cheers man
You had me laughing along with you around 30 minutes in. 🤣
The giggles were too funny. Brilliant storytelling.
Agree, quite an excellent novel - the funny passages included.
Lol cheers
Before the story: "Suffer not... The unclean to live."
After the story: "yaaaaaallllllhhiiiiiiite skip" ;-)
Lol
I don't get it?
"This planet will be hell for the next years. For your help today, i can get you out of here, if you want to."
"No thanks, my flok needs me!"
Chaos has to fear this man and his flok ^^
lol
What's this? A HAPPY ENDING? ............ Love getting a happy ending from ABP :-D
Disgusting
Is aborder prince a disliker of the gays??
LOL. Great story and reading. Yackov is bad ass!
cheers
one commercial every other two minutes; no bueno
Well he has to make a living somehow -_-
This short story was basically an infomercial for the old Inquisitor "RPG" that came out in the early 2000's That's why it seems so odd the other 40k stories. They were trying to segue into world building, like literal worlds
By the emperor 20 ad markers...
1 per astartes legion
Yeah dunno what’s with that
Its a bit excessive
Simon McNeilly mans gotta eat
THIS IS HERESY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.
"The fuck is this.." I heard that ABP, lol. That was hilarious, cheers!
Jacoov is a badass. Took bro’s knees out from under him and disarmed a shotgun pointed at his chest.
New opening is clean af
Thanks!
its a book about helping mutants? this is truly a unique story.
14 advert's why ? It's not like you my son 🤔🤔🤔
Didn’t choose it man it’s auto allocated only some of you getting it
I knew that was some warp heretic shit! You have been found not guilty of crimes against the emperor of man! You're a gooden !
@@kelliemariemarshall i don't have any ad block software and this video didn't have a single ad for me. the warp works in mysterious ways
@@valiantcashcow same
30.59 ''fuck is this'' a border price whispred, goosebumps rose!!!
I loved the part where you kept cracking up LOL. Good work as always.
Cannot believe how many people do not know how adverts work here. Thumbs up for being popular, thumbs down for those who well... Advertisement placements have nothing to do the poster. Grrrr
I agrer this story was very good and it surprised me it came from Gav given his previous novels I read.
Spat my Bolognese out laughing at your blooper 😆
Another great read man, thanks!
That was a nice story. Nicely narrated.
No ads for me other than one at the start. If you’re getting lots of ads , check your own settings. The ads are based on watch history and cookies.
Thank you , Prince .
I usually can use these for bedtime story, but with the ads that's just not possible.
I turned it off now for this one and future ones
@@ABorderPrince Ah, so the Emperor truly does protect
Awesome again! Love new intro . Put it on a t-shirt.
Lol maybe
Your quickly becoming my favorite UA-cam channel! Amazing work
This youtube algorytme is weird, tried watching the video yesterday, was one ad every 3 min😬 Checked on it again today, only the usual at the begining and end🤔 Thinking this must have been a glitch on youtubes side, cause the insane ammount was more than I've ever seen in any single video. Anyways, great work as always m8👍
Ooh fancy new intro. Appropriately suited for the content contained therein
Excellent intro and logo, ABP! Swueet.
really enjoyed this plz do the last chancers one my favs. your laugh is infectious makes me laugh when you do
30:59 the fuck is this 😆😅 I lost it lol my exact thoughts after that passage of her checking him out
Lol
30:59 "the fuck is this..."
lmao 😆
Lol was a odd one
Not 1 ad for me abp great stuff!
Glad you kept it in.
It looks like youTube/Goggle is doubling down on everyone not using the payService or an addblocker.
Seems they are scrambling because of lowered revenue from advertising due to the 2020 pandemic.
*Good luck everyone, have fun and stay safe.* Thanks for the read ABorder Prince.
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, carrots for the Sterling!
No
Some of the books are better than others.
I've subscribed.
I like to think they got together in the end
Liking your neat new graphics ABP
sehr gute unterhaltung.Danke
You make a pretty good holy man there Prince!
Cheers
The commentary and laughter around 30:00 was hilarious
Rebel scum! Oh wait, wrong Galaxy and time...
Homo Sapiens Variatus... Mutants, Beastmen. Suffer not the Unclean to live!
Some Mutants and Beastmen served in special Imperial Guard units(mutant cannon fodder regiments) or as galley slaves in the bowels of warships, belonged to the Holy Fleet. "In Hoc Officio Gloriam -> There is honour in this duty."
Yakov "The Auto Pistol Preacher" XD Good lad.
Lolol
I remember the "epic" Imperial Guard Beastmen with las rifles and pistols..
At 0.31 I’m cracking up too!
Dude, Love the new Intro LOL.
Great reading! Good on you.
30:58 I died lmaooooo
Love the Inquisitor's accent...
31:00 "the fuck is this" Made me giggle.
The wtf is this whispered at 31:00 made me lol ^^
You do such great work
30:59 I agree halfheartfully
Many thanks again :)
That shows a whole new face of the Imperium😷🍻🍺 May the fourth be with you always
Glad you liked man
New intro is great
Twists
Exactly
yup yup those were some extra funny scenes there out of nowhere... hehe
Your readings rock bro
31:00 The fuck is this? 😂
Awesome intro!!!
'...as well as spiritually fit, to serve the Emperors will'
ABP (mumbling) 'What the fuck is this?'
Funny as fuck my friend!
Loved it mate
10/10 intro
I’ll pass that on thanks