BOB'S FILTHY, DIRTY, UNBELIEVABLE LUCK | Monopoly
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- Опубліковано 1 тра 2020
- Monopoly has never been kinder to Bob until now. There must be some way to stop his reign of terror... but I'll have to break the very fabric of the universe to do so...
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Mark: Someone stop Bob!!
Ubisoft: Stops Bob
Mark: Not like that!
You made me choke on my soda with that comment of yours
I bet there's countless of times Mark tells Bob; "You're one of my bros, but I hate you some times".
Timestamp?
FUNNY
@@dannyn6558 Bob is always alpha beyond anything mark could ever comprehend,
but he never lets it show because he's the nice one.
Bob: "Hold on, I need to think about this."
Ubisoft: "So you have chosen, death."
Why do I always see your comments?
@@jefferey_92 I dunno, they're popular I guess?
Is your profile picture a Slorg from Neopets with glasses of some kind?
I guess they didn't know that selling and mortgage were a thing...
Ubisoft: Time to choose,
No regrets Mr. Freeman
I love that Mark was legitimately upset about Ubisoft just chucking Bob out the door due to inactivity. Seriously, trades were going down, Mark was going to try and hang in there while Bob dominated the planet, and Wade was there too. It _was_ a good game and I really wanted to see it play out.
Just all this talk about mark and Bob and then just "oh yeah and wade was there"
Bob pressed the wrong button that's all that happened
@@nerfnerd8480 Nah, my man.
This game, and this game _specifically,_ has an absolutely embarrassing track record of crashing, bugging-out, glitching, and doing all sorts of stupid shit. And Ubisoft is aware of it too, because tons of complaints have been lodged.
I've watched it fuck up on Mark, Bob, Wade, the Grumps, and ChilledChaos multiple times. Ubisoft just sucks, which is a shock to no one.
@@nerfnerd8480 it’s a cheaply made game, and this is one of the results of that cheapness.
It's also fucked up for Irish
YpuTuber CallMeKevin. He
Has also played this online game
Bob: I passed go again!
Wade: I've passed go twice and gotten $0
Mark: You guys are passing go?
Wrong. Wade passed go twice and got $ -250
Still technically got 0 dollars
technically he earned 0$
🤣 perfect
@@nbewarwe still getting zero dollars
Nobody:
Mark: I was too *POOR* as a child to afford monopoly so we played with rocks and leaves.
it's a miracle he was rich enough to afford the leaves and rocks!
nah, he was too poor to afford hands
😐
Guys stop replying to him your just making Mark more jealous of our life’s
See I was to poor to afford a rock or leaf I just played with my head because I was to poor to afford limbs
They're so confused by the bankruptcy And then wade "IM IN SECOND PLAAAACE!!!!"
I'M FIRST PLAAAACE! THIS IS THE SECONDTIME I'VE WON STUpidly...
Petition to name Wade Cincinnati's Jacksepticeye?
NeRethil Wolfsson no
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts is this a joke I don't get or do u actually think it's spelled like this?
The bankruptcy happened to Bob because it was idle for too long, the game gives you I believe three chances to not be idle otherwise it'll automatically bankrupt you.
@@BleepBlorp11 it's a joke :)
26:29 I love how Mark and Bob are baffled by what transpired and Wade is just happy to be second
Mark and Bob were like "WTF IS HAPPENING" Wade over here be like "LET"S GOOOOOOO"
Wade wins by doing absolutely nothing
Sounds familar
LOVE YOUR PFP
weegee's meme
THATONEANGEL EPICLY SCREAMING
AAAAAAAAAHHH
Wade is secretly Luigi in disguise.
By doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else... Wade! This trophy's for you!
"I'M IN SECOND PLACE!!" -Wade celebrating after Bob's massive fortune instantly transferred to Mark
Wade was able to make an amazing comeback to "win"
Lolll
Hi, Birdie!
I’d be willing to bet that Wade was 40 feet away from that mic when he shouted that
Eow
I automatically read it as “Wade” instead of “Bob” because I’m so used to it being Wade in the title.
Same lmao
agreed
Honestly same
I ship it
this deserves top comment
Mark: Unbelievable poor and unlucky
Bob: Literally owns the entire world
Mark: Makes the comeback of the century and steals a world and a half from Bob and Wade
that's a story as olllllld as time.
1,000th like a,
sounds like america and the brits in 1776
you put mark down twice.
@@nadanican who’s wade?
I didn't really wanna see bob win but he shouldn't have lost like that.
Blame ubisoft, they made the game shite like that, with bugs to spare
Nate DS he should die as a warrior
It actually makes sense when playing online, despite Bob negotiate a deal with Mark, the game sees it as stalling.
I loved it, it was fucking hilarious
I feel like they should have an option to turn off timers
Bob: *Rolls the highest*
Everyone: "but wait.. That's cheating.."
That's why the game made him go bankrupt, because he got the highest roll
Wait. Thats illegal.
Mark and Wade: ESCALATORS! ESCALATORS! ESCALATORS!
Bob: EEEEELLLLSSS!
Sick reference tho
I love that I get that reference😂
I get that
Lol
*Dolphin noise*
Bob’s sadistic glee in forcing Mark and Wade to fight for properties he can’t afford is absolutely hilarious.
0:43 “If you keep killing it, eventually, it will reincarnate into an acceptable form” 😂
Mhm
The doctor in a nutshell 😂
What is this? WKM?
@@PJOZeus ?
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Who Killed Markiplier - an original mini series he made, actual production - one of the projects that led to A Heist With Markiplier and such forth
Mark: I was too poor as a child so I couldn’t afford air, So I just didn’t *breathe*
too*
francios dauteuil I knew I messed up somewhere... eh I’m not gonna change it
Mark: I had to photosynthesize
????
Just wanted you to know I was the 666 like and I thought that was important information 😅
Bob: does great shit in the beginning and is destined to win
Monopoly: I’m about to end this mans whole career
What a Creative comment
@@olenhol2przez4 You're on youtube, honestly, what did you expect? People here can't say anything if it isn't on a shitty, beaten to death meme format.
cuz maymays are so funni haha 69 420 big keanu chungus wholesome xD
@@Str4ng3 you people must be fun at parties
2:34 mark accidentally made the perfect sound effect for the car putting along XD
you just made the video so much better 😂
"Wade, we gotta team up, and even then I don't think we can win"
Little did they know Bob was only the miniboss for Lixian...
Lixian dominated them all...
@@theothenbrabbit998 but somehow Wade won both rounds
@@vistagreat9994 lol
Me: remembers every other monopoly video being 40 minutes to an hour long
This video: 28:08 minutes long
Me: oh god
there is no way to win a monopoly game in 28 minutes, that is witchcraft
@@remi5074 unless the monopoly game is made by Ubisoft, then all your well over a thousand $ worth of property won't suffice to avoid a total bankrupcy.over 500$ debt.
You can see the full 3 hours on his twitch for free
Their playing with speed dice rule
Ehem, 28:07 for *me*
Bob: *Winning*
Ubisoft: "Aaaaand It's gone!"
23:00, the way that dice magically changes from a 5 was hilarious.
Holy shite! I didn’t even see that!!
4+1+1=6?
@@MrSpragueMikuHatsune Look at the surface of the right dice.
That die be phasing into the 4th dimension
@@livingcheese2910Worst part was that it would have been 7 and would land on the last orange.
Mark: "let me show you how it's done"
Also Mark: lands on the one and only owned spot on the board
Reads title:
Bobs Filthy, Dirty , Unbelievable Luck
*Remembers when in Trouble he only got fives and finally rolled a six when its finished and he rolled for shits and giggles*
ah yes the golden era of group videos lmao
@@franciosdauteuil4626 it still is the golden era,most of these group videos are actually parts from livestreams on twitch,you could go there and look at the 3 peens in a pod,that's where most of the group videos are taken and you have countless hours of mark streaming w wade and bob
@@raresrares7817 sounds like heaven
Academy Jason *FLASHBACKS TO VIETMAN*
Vietnam sorry xd
True friendship: hating on each other until something unfair happens.
Wade: "No you can't just activate when not in use!"
Controller: "HAHA me go 'Brrrrrrrr'"
3:40 Wade's controller vibrates.
5:22 Wade gets a railroad. Bob offers to suck.
9:35 "Are Mark and I sitting at two properties a piece and Bob's at six?" -Wade
9:53 Mark goes to jail.
10:46 Mark invites Wade to jail. Guess what happens?
13:20 Mark lands on the property Bob just bought.
15:55 Mark realizes he never passed go yet.
16:25 Mark asks for "frames"
18:50 Marks gets Boardwalk. "The comeback has begun!!!"
19:45 WHY DO YOU GET THE DOUBLES!!!
22:57 Wade realizes he's in hell.
Timestamps!! Up up up!
btw, do you know why Mark included those reddit videos in the end?
@@mrifat13?
That was literally the quickest game of monopoly ever
The video was edited...
Oh the hours I've spend on monopoly for the switch... i play against AI, it's horrible... they are sooooo slow
No, the quickest game is the one where everyone just quits within the first 5 minutes.
@@theofficialgoth Yup like when someone cheats and then someone else flips the board over.
@@theofficialgoth Yup like when someone cheats and then someone else flips the board over.
Ah yes, the original friendship breaker itself. Prepare yourself everyone
Oh my god Wade the comeback!
Edit: Thank you for 1k likes, my god!
COMEBACK KING!!
I like how America describes Monopoly as a friendship breaker while it only shows how capitalism works.
jeremy bedard what? Who said all America says it destroy friendship
@@jeremybedard1052 Yes, America rolls dice all the time.
Whenever my family plays Monopoly, it ends up with the smaller, less successful players banding together against the player making bank as we scream that we must defeat capitalism.
Good times.
Huh.
Your Monopoly is a bit more exciting than mine.
Hope you defeat capitalism my man!
I love that
11:00 the weird voice vibrato just gets me every time.
26:29 Monopoly breaks down n
Mark and Bob: "WHAT?!"
Wade: "I'm iN sEcoNd PlACe!"
Didn't really break down though, there was a timer running, Bob just wasn't looking at his screen. This is why you go into the trade screen to make negotiations.
@@maikel5201 Also to deter time wasting by trolls during multiplayer.
@@maikel5201 well you know what I mean
Mark: *gets thrown in jail*
Me: *is thinking about A Heist with Markiplier*
Oh no not this again.
Yancy
@@motordragon1975 I DON'T WANT TO BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@sunnystars1280 i had the exact same idea
@@sunnystars1280 LEAVE ME IN LUXURYYYY
i mean he did sing the song
"My mouse cannot scroll to the right!"
Flashbacks to hand simulator.
the TANK won't go LEFT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the "pune" you guys are talking about is a city in INDIA where this game was made
Damn! I thought i was the only indian here!
@@ashusharma5572 nope
@@krithika.-.5199 Noice
Oh, Wade must be from there
he makes so many punes
Jackson Rich ;-; that... was good, good job.
Mark: I will let you pet me because I am a p-
**thinks about his monetisation**
Mark: Cat
AlexisAnimations then decides to say both dick and pussy later in the game😂
bob: you should buy some properties
mark & wade: my goodness what an idea why didn't I think of that
Something about Bob going "Wait, hey listen." gets me everytime.
I mean, it gets my anger going I guess
“Oh, no wait! Let’s talk about this!”
Episode 1: "This game works great, why is it mixed reviews?"
Episode 4: 26:27
Bob: I wish there was a game mode where your options on the screen are pay or slit his throat and hide the body
Mr Monopoly: *Nervously laughs*
*Pulls out gun*
They know too much......
Now I wanna play Clue.
Lol
I tried to google to see if there was some weird monopoly with murder but instead I found so many articles about people killing each other because of the game and now I'm worried about humanity
hell I saw one that said "teens kill mother because they didn't wanna play yahtzee" and like I know it's bad game but fuck murder is a tad too far just say no thank you damn
Why do you think Mr.Monopoly goes to jail (there's a spin-off game of this called go to jail)
Bob: I'm too poor
Mark: First time?
So I guess it’s safe to assume...
It was definitely “one of those games”
Mark finally passes GO at 20:35
Bob: Why did the splash screen say Ubasoft poon
Mark: dies trying to sip his water
Me: I already know this is going to be a great video
*Nobody:*
Mark:
“I will suck nothing,
But I would take it if you were giving it to me”
Dont take it out of centexr!!!
@@mattgolka6266 TOO LATE >:3
He’s not a masochist. At all.
As proven by how much fun he’s having in this video.
Yes we watched the video
Can you all stop. I can support whatever community I please. I honestly find it appalling that people still sink as low as criticising people for what they like doing.
When he started singing "I don't wanna be free" at 10:51, that hit me with a joy that I cannot measure in mere words.
"I don't wanna be freeeeeee~"
"Leave me in luxurEeEeEeEeEEeEeEe~"
23:02 Mark totally sounds like a crackhead trying to convince someone to give him another hit.
Even with Bob’s incredible luck he still manages to lose 😂
Well you know what they(I) say, with great luck comes with misfortune.
Sounds like my luck
this makes up for all the bs bob had to suffer through during that one trouble game where he could only roll a 5
update: just saw bob go bankrupt. I guess luck really isn't on his side
Markiplier and his Yellow Blanket is a huge mood
"I will suck nothing, but I would take it if you were doing it to me"
~Markiplier
The Ubisoft experience:
Fatal errors, crashing, resolution breaking.
Don't forget the objectively terrible game design that literally anyone off the street could do better at.
@@selathekobold9832 I want to see you try make a ubisoft game then
I was looking for this.
@@sebthedeb8423 He can't make a Ubisoft game if he doesn't work for Ubisoft.....
@@sebthedeb8423 why don't YOU make a ubisoft game
The only time I've seen a full game of Monopoly in 27 minutes
It's not full though. They quit when Bob ran out of time.
The only time I've seen anyone quit a videogame of Monopoly
Plus 90% of people play monopoly wrong sooo
@@nomascontrol nvm I read it wrong
Allegedly there is a way to win the board game in like 21 seconds, or at least I read that somewhere
“I hate Ubisoft so *f**king* much!”
Don’t we all, bob? Don’t we all.
What’s so bad about Ubisoft?
3:45 Wade's got some home renovations going on during this recording session.
Game: Is literally rigged towards Bob
Mark: That was a good game!
It really was. The suspense was real
it made me really mad. i think it ruins the game completely and didnt want to watch, but according to some comments apparently bob ends up losing so i continued watching
@@audrey2658 it wasn’t actually rigged. Bob was just lucky.
@@audrey2658 Why would it make you mad? It's not actually rigged. It's mostly luck
Well I guess that explains why it doesn’t say “Part 1” on a monopoly video that’s only half an hour long
Angel Madera they played another game after this one, hopefully he’ll add it
Bob and Mark: why would you play on a 4k TV?!
Me: *sweats in only has a huge 4k TV and no monitor*
10:53
Mark: "i dOn'T wAnnA bE fREe!"
Me: *just sings along with him*
Finally, someone who actually acknowledged that this happened
Leave me in luxurYYYyyyyYYYyYyYyYyy
Bob and Mark:...
Everyone:...
Wade: *IM IN SECOND PLAAAAAACE*
I would like but it's on 69 :(
@@sweetnuthin then how about liking at 86
Tied for second
Marks going back to the good old days of 7 days to die, monopoly, and uno.
Those were good times
- Fire277 - i wish it was just 7 days to die. Thats a really good series that had a long break
@@Where14 definetly agree!
Can we have prop hunt back too?
That would be nice...
I just want consistent GTFO
Bob: "Slit their throats and hide the bodies"
Ah, yes, the most dangerous game known to man....
K N I F E M O N O P O L Y !! 😂🔪
I liked murder-opoly better but good attempt lol
@@pianoholic1727 Oh, I didn't make that up. It's a goofy tweet that popped into my head as soon as I heard Bob. 😂
t h a t ' s i l l e g a l
There are actually rules for knife monopoly
@@Santeneal Ooh, seriously?? Gimme!
My memories of playing monopoly as a child mostly are with the Star Wars branded board, so the little cheap properties not being Dagobah is very odd to me.
I love that after an entire game of Bob dominating them, Mark was genuinely so apologetic about the bankruptcy. Like, there was no moment of glee. He went straight to "I'm so sorry" and ending the game to start again. Wholesome friends ☀️
Well it was actually a good game
And he was making a comeback kindq
Bob: Why does the screen say Ubisoft Poon?
Mark: *Chokes on water while looking fabulos in his blanket*
Wade: *Just chilling*
*I knew something bad was going to happen from the start*
From where you're sitting, this probably looks like a 10 karat run of bad luck. But the truth is...
T H E G A M E W A S R I G G E D F R O M T H E S T A R T
12:16 FUN FACT: On this year Czech republic (my country) had a revolution that got us free from the communists!
Mark and Bob: *utterly confused*
Wade: I'M IN SECOND PLACE!!
Me: *laughs extremely loud*
Also me thinking: Oh god, my mom is gonna kill me for still being up!
22:10 i sometimes wonder what amy actually thinks when she hears him yell all this.
Mark: *gets choked on water*
Me: *Gets choked on water because of watching him choke*
Me with my 7up ⊙﹏⊙
I'm not one to judge, despite my inclination to being a hypocrite. You do you, and I'll do me.
Me: *Chokes on water from Reading the comment about choking on Water*
Good one
Me: gets choked on a bagel because of reading about you being choked because you watched Mark choke
10:05 The outside world recoils in fear
So... if I'm hearing Mark correctly at 5:36 he's saying he won't "give" but he'll certainly "receive"?
Mark: starts video by choking
Everyone in quarantine: Ummmm
Oh no! He'll spread the virus he doesn't have inside his own house
Love that Wade's immediate reaction to Bob unintentionally going bankrupt was, "I'M IN SECOND PLACE!"
The unsatisfying clips at the end really sum it up there, Lixian. Thanks 😂
Coming in 3 years later to ask the real questions: How do they expect Monopoly to be played when you hardly have any time to negotiate? Seems like an intentional design flaw if you ask me.
"You're in a position to B E G."
Every Monopoly video needs at least one of these quotes.
Danny is a savage when he is winning. Bob is like that x5
"what can I suck"
You just know that wasn't their first rodeo
Fatty Batty Actually I asked that question at MY first rodeo, so it could’ve been
Peshy I have... serveral questions. None of which... I am entirely sure I want answered...
lol
19:20 Love doing this. Everyone underestimates the browns.
I’ve been doing this for years.
I will never tire of their friendship because it is equal parts wholesome, hilarious, and sarcasm.
this friendship is going to end soon if they are continuing this.
Also me: Watches the outros
This brings back memories of when me and my brother would fight over that one property
I feel like water solves everything.
Want to lose weight?: drink water
Clear face?: drink water
Tired of a person?: drown them
Am I right or am I right
You right
You right
Neither
YoU RiGht
You right
The absolute middle aged dad who stayed up consoling his kids for the monsters in their closet and is now forced to socially interact vibes that Mark gives off is wonderful
One of the most stressful monopoly games in my life was when I was visiting a Uni and somehow got myself into playing a game with economic majors
who won?
I would've quit before I started that's rough
I love how youtube doesn't let anyone talk about the corona and then goes and make thousands of ads about it.
@Yashvardhan SINGH sarcasm.
Cause we all know not talking about it means it's not real.... -_-
27:44 OMG WHY DID I THINK THOSE WERE FINGERS
24:47 lol
mark when he lands on a property: I'm never going to financially recover from this
Bob’s massive, girthy, thick and long Deck of Cards.
He has a good load...out
At the start Mark says that Bobs light blue property is terrible. Little dies he know that the brown and light blue properties are secretly the best in the game. They don't cost much to put houses on and alot of money comes in when you have houses on them.
Also at about 6:30 Wade says no one ever lands on red. He must have terrible luck because the reds are statistically the most landed on spots in monopoly.
I love how they never figure it out: they all rate Boardwalk as the most valuable property because of its high rent, yet it only gets hit once after its purchase. Meanwhile Mark’s whole game turns around as soon as he gets the Orange set!
It’s not the properties that cost the most that you want, it’s the ones that players hit more frequently; and almost everyone lands on Orange!
I live in the town where all the streets in the og game were based off. That’s why I love this game. I feel like I’m buying the streets in my town and neighboring towns
Hood Emperor
Wade: "This is the second time I've won stupidly"
Me: That's only the second?
I love that Lixian followed instructions on putting the unsatisfying videos at the end
9:01 "Green is the second best color next to blue"
0:25 me watching Netflix movies for hours and frozen plays for the 5th time
Mark: posts
Bots: *goes straight to the comments*
Why did you use your name and picture for this account? Even if they are not really you, I still have to ask.
@@Royal420Way Wait no, I'm not a bot. I'm just making fun of the bots that are swarming the comments.
Pro's do it after the video
Cheaters somehow manage to watch the next video
@Vox Populi ??
Lixian, you did a phenomenal job at editing this. I didn’t realize until I watched the live stream for the first time how much you enhance the comedy.
Bob: "What if I propose a big trade..."
Monopoly: "You're gonna laugh Bob!"