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  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost 4 роки тому +20785

    The fact that Wade and Mark both drank/ate spoiled milk and didn’t realize until later leads me to believe that Bob is the most intelligent

  • @heatherrockwell9012
    @heatherrockwell9012 4 роки тому +3951

    13:55 Okay but this is just the funniest use of a soundboard I've seen since-
    "I'm gonna be a positive boy frOM- I did it! Hooray! - now on!"

    • @snovaspectre2
      @snovaspectre2 4 роки тому +31

      What ep??

    • @phantomgreenie
      @phantomgreenie 4 роки тому +21

      I would also like to know the ep please

    • @leagueofclips891
      @leagueofclips891 4 роки тому +16

      What is the ep

    • @audreylee4283
      @audreylee4283 4 роки тому +170

      in the video "WADE LITERALLY EXPLODES IN RAGE"👍

    • @heatherrockwell9012
      @heatherrockwell9012 4 роки тому +111

      Oh sorry the episode is that one, yeah. Specifically talking about the part that ends in “Is that Mark?” “yEs” “No, it’s not”, but also just the whole thing.

  • @yosora6280
    @yosora6280 4 роки тому +4131

    Loki: I have an army
    Ironman: We have the hulk
    Mark: I have five ovens
    Bob: I have a nose

    • @GarbageHomo
      @GarbageHomo 4 роки тому +137

      Wade: I can't eat salt

    • @ohsqueep
      @ohsqueep 4 роки тому +87

      actually he has a "s-nose"

    • @cozinator
      @cozinator 4 роки тому +38

      Wade: I ate 6 bananas

    • @Quaz-jinx
      @Quaz-jinx 4 роки тому +35

      Wade: I have relationships with an AI cat

    • @Sapphiet1
      @Sapphiet1 4 роки тому +4

      We have an Exodia

  • @jj_grabes
    @jj_grabes Рік тому +1009

    13:44 I f Archie had a +5, Bob would've had to draw 30 cards.
    We were truly robbed of something great.

    • @neonblkhole
      @neonblkhole Рік тому +28

      I think about this every time😭

    • @Sharkshot42
      @Sharkshot42 Рік тому +3

      Its 25 cards right?

    • @OmegaMapDesign
      @OmegaMapDesign Рік тому +46

      @@Sharkshot42 +15 to Archie, it stacks another to +20 to Wade, he stacks another for +25 to Mark, Mark stacks his last one for +30 to Bob.

    • @Sharkshot42
      @Sharkshot42 Рік тому +8

      @@OmegaMapDesign oh shit. Your right mb

    • @Totallynotabird90
      @Totallynotabird90 8 днів тому +2

      Even better, if bob had one the next time, wade would have had to drawn twenty

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 4 роки тому +4561

    Loaf of milk: Cheese
    Liquid Bread: Beer
    These are factual facts

    • @churchillwang4269
      @churchillwang4269 4 роки тому +33

      *Gasp* NO WAY

    • @taigatanfan_
      @taigatanfan_ 4 роки тому +88

      So are you telling me i can soak an entire loaf of bread in water and get beer!?
      (It’s a joke, calm down)

    • @dennysandehang
      @dennysandehang 4 роки тому +11

      ngl that is true

    • @maxim6088
      @maxim6088 4 роки тому +6

      I mean, Kvass is a little like liquid Bread

    • @nathanhood9286
      @nathanhood9286 4 роки тому +6

      i get the milk/cheese one but like, how does beer = liquid bread?

  • @moshpitgrandma
    @moshpitgrandma 4 роки тому +9827

    Mark: Drinks chunky coffee
    Wade: Eats his block of milk
    Bob:
    *Professionals have standards*

    • @cwovictor3281
      @cwovictor3281 4 роки тому +342

      Professionals have noses

    • @rreeyee9924
      @rreeyee9924 4 роки тому +335

      Bob: **sneezes in autotune**

    • @ninjasocks6823
      @ninjasocks6823 4 роки тому +98

      Oh boy I do love my loaf of milk

    • @longjohn7992
      @longjohn7992 4 роки тому +25

      *And always have a plan Yo kill everyone you meet*

    • @lifehandzlemons9236
      @lifehandzlemons9236 4 роки тому +22

      Convenient I just finished rewatching all the Meet the series

  • @spitsson
    @spitsson 4 роки тому +6537

    Title: I'm being bullied
    Video: Everyone is still bullying Wade
    Why am I not surprised?

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot 4 роки тому +121

      I haven't seen Mark's videos in months but he hasn't changed a bit lmao

    • @gamingwithblaise3822
      @gamingwithblaise3822 4 роки тому +33

      Standard operation here

    • @termopylae5506
      @termopylae5506 4 роки тому +8

      @@Parker_Lot how'd he change?

    • @allared9008
      @allared9008 4 роки тому +46

      Makes it feel deserved when the attention turns to teasing Bob or Mark lol

    • @antonioarredondo9680
      @antonioarredondo9680 4 роки тому +8

      ever thought that MAYBE the tittle reffers to them and not mark?? ewe

  • @WHAL-E
    @WHAL-E 4 роки тому +5445

    Mark: **puts title of him being bullied**
    Also Mark: **telling Wade he’s an idiot**

    • @protogeninc.2222
      @protogeninc.2222 3 роки тому +108

      No No, he's being a brave man and fighting back against bullies, truly Mark is a visionary and inspiration for bullied kids everywhere.

    • @Dankestre
      @Dankestre 3 роки тому +7

      How does this have 1 reply

    • @woteveruk1
      @woteveruk1 3 роки тому +27

      @@Dankestre it doesnt, it has 3 replies

    • @triforceadm7345
      @triforceadm7345 3 роки тому +6

      @@woteveruk1 Actually it has four

    • @Thechaosmaster1997
      @Thechaosmaster1997 3 роки тому +4

      @@triforceadm7345 correction. It has 5

  • @_Verde
    @_Verde 4 роки тому +4630

    I like how half the episode was Bob and Mark trying as hard as they can to convince Wade not to commit beastiality

    • @PossumLover72303
      @PossumLover72303 3 роки тому +25

      Lmao

    • @woteveruk1
      @woteveruk1 3 роки тому +168

      were they trying to convince him not to do it? or were they concerned he already had done it?

    • @enbeast8350
      @enbeast8350 3 роки тому +155

      @@woteveruk1 Either way not a sentence I thought I would read in my life

    • @deleted-something
      @deleted-something 2 роки тому +5

      Ye

    • @captainrev4959
      @captainrev4959 Рік тому +39

      Has Mark not had sex with a fictional cat?
      (Momo from hunie pop) she was in a human body but the game hinted very strongly that she was actually a cat that had somehow ended up in a humans body. The achievement that you get for unlocking her is literally called beastiality and Kyu accuses you of beastiality when you give her the Momo’s panties.
      Also I would just like to point out that this might be the strangest comment I have ever written.

  • @Landomazing0
    @Landomazing0 4 роки тому +2615

    Wade: “... I wish Archie had one, cause then I would’ve done THIS!”
    Mark: “Interesting...”
    Bob: *”comedic credit music”*

    • @thelurker5950
      @thelurker5950 4 роки тому +14

      E

    • @IndianFoxman
      @IndianFoxman 4 роки тому +43

      Wade: "screams in time with music"

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 4 роки тому +28

      I saw this live, funniest shit I’ve ever seen

    • @blast8219
      @blast8219 4 роки тому +2

      I died laughing

    • @kleid1234
      @kleid1234 4 роки тому +26

      14:00 - Directed by Robert B. Weide bgm

  • @Buffbud96
    @Buffbud96 4 роки тому +5500

    "Taking bites out of your block of milk" is not a sentence i ever wanted to hear...

  • @AngelicImp8641
    @AngelicImp8641 4 роки тому +2055

    "You had my curiosity, now you have my attention." You're welcome, Wade.

    • @tywatts700
      @tywatts700 3 роки тому +85

      I don't know I think "you had my curiosity, now you have my erection" is the correct version

    • @krossirizarry1397
      @krossirizarry1397 2 роки тому +9

      @@tywatts700 YES!

    • @JG-fz1zg
      @JG-fz1zg 2 роки тому +10

      Aw hell yeah. TFS all the way.

    • @nova_blade1530
      @nova_blade1530 2 роки тому +8

      @@JG-fz1zg …perfect

    • @MewTheGamer
      @MewTheGamer 2 роки тому +2

      @@tywatts700 when a child is successfully groomed

  • @PhoenixofEclipse
    @PhoenixofEclipse 4 роки тому +7907

    I can’t stop laughing at photogenic memory. Like, everyone you remember just always looks great!

    • @crg1292
      @crg1292 4 роки тому +357

      its the ability to remember everyone in their prime time

    • @abigailgarcia9663
      @abigailgarcia9663 4 роки тому +153

      I've said it before by accident, I actually forgot the difference, now it's an inside joke between my boyfriend, friends and I

    • @eliasfarias842
      @eliasfarias842 4 роки тому +10

      Cool I need to know that

    • @RahulRoy-tc3lt
      @RahulRoy-tc3lt 4 роки тому +57

      I dont understand this comment or any of the replies , im either r/whooshing hard or smthing's wrong here

    • @gamingwithchristian8505
      @gamingwithchristian8505 4 роки тому +26

      @@RahulRoy-tc3lt yeah man you and me both

  • @deadlyagent9746
    @deadlyagent9746 4 роки тому +2567

    Wade: How’s ur stool?
    Me: *gets horrific flashbacks to that chair f*cking game video Mark made*

    • @justaneditygangstar
      @justaneditygangstar 4 роки тому +50

      THE ALMONDS FINALLY BETRAYED YOU

    • @mel1654
      @mel1654 4 роки тому +33

      Don’t remind me *shudder*

    • @-Anemr-
      @-Anemr- 4 роки тому +51

      We do not talk about that. Ever.

    • @RtsShrtFrRtthw
      @RtsShrtFrRtthw 4 роки тому +19

      Sorry, what?

    • @ememman1460
      @ememman1460 4 роки тому +42

      Mark said "Don't get me started on keto and intermittent fasting", so I'll start for him.
      The problem with Keto-
      Nothing really. It's just that the only thing that matters is that you're in a calorie deficit. None of this "ketosis" stuff. BTW carbs refuel your mussels. You can still lose weight with Keto, but just saying.
      Intermittent fasting-
      I have a problem with this in particular because I used to do it. Like Keto, you can still lose weight, but it's just not as easy as simply eating on a calorie deficit. And all that stuff about how fasting for more than 20 hours will burn extra fat... that's bull. You can quote whatever study you want, but it simply does not make sense when you properly think about it. In addition, many health and fitness studies are based on correlation. To put them in a nutshell... *100% of people who drink water die, so we should stop drinking water*. Also, with such a difficult crash diet, you can only last so long before binging and many people just eat too many calories in one meal anyways. Also fasted cardio doesn't burn fat more, you just are running hungry, and will feel even less energetic. As a result, you try less and burn less calories.
      The best way to lose fat is simply to replace your favorite foods with less calorie dense foods. That way, you can eat more, feel full, and lose the weight. An example would be Orville popcorn, which you can eat a huge bowl of for only like 200 calories.
      Shameless plug here- All the info I learned here came from Greg Doucette. I learned everything I know about dieting in less than a month from his youtube videos.

  • @MansTooLit
    @MansTooLit 4 роки тому +1088

    Wade: HOWS YOUR STOOL
    Bob: Firm
    Mark: *realizes he drank spoiled milk the past week*
    Marks Stool: _explosive_

    • @GameplayTherapy
      @GameplayTherapy 4 роки тому +4

      Graphical 😂

    • @GameplayTherapy
      @GameplayTherapy 4 роки тому +2

      That unus annus stuff was craziest I've seen mark 😂

    • @b1ll053
      @b1ll053 4 роки тому +2

      No its Mark's stool would be chunky

    • @powder1234
      @powder1234 4 роки тому +2

      RITA 😓❗️😓

    • @MansTooLit
      @MansTooLit 4 роки тому

      Ellie Fuller flash backs 👀

  • @redacted1140
    @redacted1140 3 роки тому +7230

    Are we just gonna turn our backs to the ultimate Bob/Mark name?
    Bark.

  • @juliafr6117
    @juliafr6117 4 роки тому +5517

    Mark: "has been playing UNO for years"
    Also Mark: is there a shortcut key to call UNO?

    • @ellen2494
      @ellen2494 4 роки тому +320

      mark was too poor go afford uno as a child

    • @gabrielnorwood3464
      @gabrielnorwood3464 4 роки тому +239

      mark was too poor to afford the keys to his keyboard

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 роки тому +54

      Also how does Wade lose so much when he's played this game more than both of them (or at least recorded more videos on it then both of them) literally he has like a hundred if not more videos on Uno he should be a pro 😂🤣😂

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah I just looked he has a 123 videos on Uno

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 роки тому +9

      Where as Mark has maybe 20 something, and as for Bob I'll have to check

  • @biancap.2316
    @biancap.2316 4 роки тому +406

    "I hope Bob doesn't win"
    *Bob wins a second later*
    "Oh well..."

    • @michellemccloy823
      @michellemccloy823 4 роки тому +3

      Haha! I know! I had to snicker at that!

    • @biancap.2316
      @biancap.2316 4 роки тому +3

      @@michellemccloy823
      Me too! It was so genuinely funny!
      Mark is amazing :)

  • @mayeholiday
    @mayeholiday 4 роки тому +701

    Wade: “Did you say interbreeding?”
    Wade: “You had my attention but now you have my respect... wait how’s the saying go?”

    • @bassettehound
      @bassettehound 4 роки тому +66

      "You had my interest, but now you have my erection" - perfect cell, tfs

    • @victor.faustus
      @victor.faustus 4 роки тому +17

      It's from Django Unchained, Leonardo DiCaprio: "Gentleman, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention..."

    • @zamasu5941
      @zamasu5941 4 роки тому +1

      @@bassettehound yeereeees

    • @thestrangemusician168
      @thestrangemusician168 3 роки тому

      One like away from 666...

  • @lazertest51
    @lazertest51 4 роки тому +940

    14:00 Literally the best moment of the video, ESPECIALLY when Bob played that music

  • @january1494
    @january1494 4 роки тому +1689

    I feel like this video belongs in a “Top 10 Anime Betrayals You’ll Never Believe” reel

    • @ThWakinDad
      @ThWakinDad 4 роки тому +6

      People could not relate everything to anime. But that’s fine 🙄

    • @cheyenne1606
      @cheyenne1606 4 роки тому +38

      “hi welcome to watchmojo and today we are counting down..”

    • @moose8846
      @moose8846 4 роки тому +47

      @@ThWakinDad it's a joke, maybe learn how to take one?

    • @Dpm_2005
      @Dpm_2005 4 роки тому +22

      @@ThWakinDad r/whoooosh

    • @743poobpeeb
      @743poobpeeb 4 роки тому +24

      @@ThWakinDad people can't take a joke and that's sad, the joke ain't offensive at all but someone mad

  • @redwillow311
    @redwillow311 4 роки тому +3228

    .... Professor Oak: "You were close!"
    Mark: *Gets Unus Annus Flashbacks.* "You Close?"
    Everyone: "MARK! STOP! NO!"

  • @valliemcc8352
    @valliemcc8352 4 роки тому +495

    In the first 40 seconds: Wade saying something about spoiled milk
    At that _exact_ moment:
    Unus Annus just uploaded: *Dunking Oreos in Literally Anything but Milk*

    • @xxpooper_manxx7114
      @xxpooper_manxx7114 4 роки тому +4

      Lol same XD

    • @fufucu_
      @fufucu_ 4 роки тому +4

      How is that a lol same moment?

    • @johnjacobjingleheimerschmi6655
      @johnjacobjingleheimerschmi6655 4 роки тому +4

      Even crazier, i realized my milk was expired this morning too(i put it in my coffe every morning)...
      It was very chunky....
      It's July 15...
      The date on the jug was july 3.....

  • @unevengenius
    @unevengenius 4 роки тому +486

    This man will never die. The way he consumes food is proof enough that no normal means can down him. Only mildly inconvenience him with “loose stool” wow

    • @rebeccamurfitt299
      @rebeccamurfitt299 3 роки тому +29

      Even more so since he recently found out he hasn't chewed his food enough since he was a kid trying to swallow ravioli whole 😂

    • @chinhthehugger9284
      @chinhthehugger9284 2 роки тому +16

      combine with the fact that wade has injured himself multiple times in dumb ways, this make wade the most durable and fragile human body

    • @ZZZREEET
      @ZZZREEET 4 місяці тому +3

      See, this is the issue with humanity nowadays:
      If you want to become immune to something, expose yourself repeatedly to it until your body gets used to it.
      There, you got immortality!

  • @jesseusgrantcanales
    @jesseusgrantcanales 4 роки тому +2240

    When Bob cued the "Curb your Enthusiasm" theme that was great. XD And man Bob is getting better than Mark on his Go-XLR.
    14:00

    • @bluemario610
      @bluemario610 3 роки тому +86

      And then Wade's "NO!!!" shortly after was great too

    • @KennyNeider
      @KennyNeider 3 роки тому +7

      I always thought it was the "Leave It To Beaver" theme song he cued up.

    • @louisguillebeau494
      @louisguillebeau494 3 роки тому

      I still hate Bob.....

    • @MarksBigOlHam
      @MarksBigOlHam 3 роки тому +11

      Is it because he’s flipping you off Louis? 😛

    • @goofyahdemoman1134
      @goofyahdemoman1134 3 роки тому +2

      @@bluemario610 that was right on the note

  • @kileywill4726
    @kileywill4726 4 роки тому +665

    5 YEARS AGO MARK PLAYED “TO THE MOON”
    Since then, the sequel, Finding Paradise, a holiday mini-episode, and a related game called A Bird’s Story have been released. I know it was a while ago but To The Moon was a significant series for this channel and I hope he plays these games sometime, even if it isn’t filmed

    • @PeachSunndaetheLlama
      @PeachSunndaetheLlama 4 роки тому +20

      I was wondering if anyone remembered that! I really hope that if he won't record it at some point he plays/played it on his own time and enjoys it

    • @keziahfern7449
      @keziahfern7449 4 роки тому +12

      Some of my most treasured childhood memories are of the wholeness moments in that game I feel like I experienced with mark. Fell in love with this channel and him after that game completely.

    • @redstoneallmaster
      @redstoneallmaster 4 роки тому +3

      Omg i really wanna see him play at the very least the sequal i loved all of those older games. Who remembers out

    • @kylegaddison709
      @kylegaddison709 4 роки тому +1

      Aaaaaa To The Moon is such a good game, as is (what I've seen of) A Bird Story and Finding Paradise :') did you know a third game is in the works? I'm thinking it's called Impostor Factory, or maybe it's a working title

    • @MrJr1976
      @MrJr1976 4 роки тому +1

      To The Moon was actually the first series I watched Mark play. Such a sad game

  • @howtokdj
    @howtokdj 4 роки тому +1410

    Bob: "Hmm, Seven plus Seven is Fourteen, fourteen divided by three is not a whole number.."
    *QUICK MAFS!*

  • @jaxkralie6321
    @jaxkralie6321 3 роки тому +1930

    bob: *wins* yells
    wade: * Yells *
    bob: why did you yell? i won
    mark: laughing
    wade; pain.
    bob: someone yelled and wades brain was like we're yelling! i am part of it!

  • @aku4846
    @aku4846 4 роки тому +5902

    There is a button for calling "Uno" Its actually "u" Its so much easier with this!

    • @WillowLemmons
      @WillowLemmons 4 роки тому +130

      Why is this the top comment for me?

    • @why_tho_
      @why_tho_ 4 роки тому +423

      @@WillowLemmons Because it's actually useful.

    • @jacky-brawlstars823
      @jacky-brawlstars823 4 роки тому +191

      U (k)no(w)?

    • @Galaxiv
      @Galaxiv 4 роки тому +8

      Top comment for me?

    • @Emaz786
      @Emaz786 4 роки тому +43

      @@Galaxiv i think he thinKs everyone sees different top comments.. or do we?

  • @thebonelady34
    @thebonelady34 4 роки тому +1137

    Idk why this is one of my most favorite episodes bc it's literally just these idiots being themselves 100% and I'm here for it

    • @cozinator
      @cozinator 4 роки тому +12

      Wade literally explodes in rage is mine

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 3 роки тому +4

      Wade Literally Explodes in Rage is my favorite episode, but this is close because there's something about Mark and Bob teaming up and staying committed that I enjoy.

    • @mcnathan9562
      @mcnathan9562 3 роки тому

      Money bags

  • @sokouze4433
    @sokouze4433 4 роки тому +759

    Bob: "Do you know how hard it is to smack your lips when you're cronching?"
    Mark: "You don't bite em with your lips!"
    Me: "How the heck do you *_bite_* with your lips??"

    • @Pancakeli
      @Pancakeli 4 роки тому +13

      Very carefully

    • @TheKarret
      @TheKarret 4 роки тому +29

      Feed a horse, and I think you'll find out how.

    • @rattb0i482
      @rattb0i482 4 роки тому +5

      When you take off a bit off the icecream with a spoon with your upper lip, that whole vibe

    • @humanpineapple1239
      @humanpineapple1239 4 роки тому +4

      *you wouldn’t get it*

    • @alexandria7491
      @alexandria7491 4 роки тому +1

      With push pops and how soft they are, I just bite them with my lips. I hate the cold teeth feeling.

  • @moistheathen148
    @moistheathen148 3 роки тому +402

    If Wade is not pissed off at Barbara, he's teaming with Archie.

  • @ScorpionTamer
    @ScorpionTamer 4 роки тому +227

    "You asked and I delivered... For about 10 seconds"
    There's a funny sex joke here, but I'm too tired to find it XD

  • @loresabueckert7793
    @loresabueckert7793 4 роки тому +707

    This really is a society
    3 guys playing UNO is trending #8 on gaming.

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 4 роки тому +19

      There's an Uno The Movie in IMDB. Uno is our society.

    • @andersond1179
      @andersond1179 4 роки тому +26

      No #3

    • @milion5599
      @milion5599 4 роки тому +19

      It’s better than cheesy, clickbait-y fortnite and minecraft videos😂

    • @master_chief723
      @master_chief723 4 роки тому +2

      Now its 5

    • @camman1159
      @camman1159 4 роки тому +3

      #3 Now

  • @pumpkinheadgamer819
    @pumpkinheadgamer819 4 роки тому +267

    Mark: Im being bullied
    Wade: first time?

  • @mastercheifslayer300
    @mastercheifslayer300 3 роки тому +365

    Mark: IM A GENIUS!
    Also mark: drinks spoiled coffee creamer for three days

  • @r.9212
    @r.9212 4 роки тому +174

    Bob: *yells*
    Wade: *yells after him*
    Bob: "Why'd you yell? I won."

  • @br4ss_crusader973
    @br4ss_crusader973 4 роки тому +934

    Mark: being bullied
    Me: flashbacks like the face chica had during marks bday

  • @alexeyganzha6144
    @alexeyganzha6144 4 роки тому +1380

    I can’t believe they made that xQc reference, best game in the history of chess

    • @katium9176
      @katium9176 4 роки тому +47

      They didn't know who beat him though

    • @db5094
      @db5094 4 роки тому +4

      PogU

    • @pikachusprite7749
      @pikachusprite7749 4 роки тому +44

      XQC fans: sad Canadian noises
      Edit: 3:00 is when the reference pops up

    • @YakuzaWolf
      @YakuzaWolf 4 роки тому +70

      @@katium9176 I'm pretty stunned they forgot Charlie's name too. He even almost won the tournament too didn't he?

    • @blasterfox188
      @blasterfox188 4 роки тому +11

      @@YakuzaWolf he won that one but im pretty sure he lost another one

  • @jadeblade127
    @jadeblade127 Рік тому +456

    I like how the video is titled I'm being bullied but Mark and Bob are the ones bullying Wade about f***ing a non existent online cat profile

    • @SpencerLilly-s8x
      @SpencerLilly-s8x Рік тому +3

      yeah and thair telling wade he is f***ing the cat

  • @sinamirmobini4696
    @sinamirmobini4696 4 роки тому +329

    Mark: This is completely unfair! Bob and Wade are BULLYING me and they should feel bad! This should be illegal!
    Also Mark(and bob): *Bullies wade*

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah, but any time Wade isn't bullied leaves an empty space in a person's life. A sense of unfulfillment.

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 4 роки тому +2

      @RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! no

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 4 роки тому +139

    Mark : "I hope Bob doesn't win"
    Bob : "hold my almonds"

  • @margaretdowling4200
    @margaretdowling4200 4 роки тому +652

    Markiplier: on keto/health regimen/whatever
    Also Markiplier: eats a spit cookie made from cookie dough ice cream

    • @emilyncole4040
      @emilyncole4040 4 роки тому +37

      Also Mark: Eats about a dozen oreos covered in various substances, including but not limited to, "maple syrup", ranch dressing from January, soy sauce, and straight fucking vegetable oil

    • @jebediahda8755
      @jebediahda8755 4 роки тому +9

      @RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! go away bot, u cant even spell channel right

    • @-Ryu
      @-Ryu 4 роки тому +3

      @@jebediahda8755 Careful, we don't know what those bots are capable of doing, interacting with them is very dangerous.

    • @BUGCANDYY
      @BUGCANDYY 4 роки тому +1

      @@-Ryu bruh you new to the internet?

    • @jesseroach7978
      @jesseroach7978 4 роки тому +6

      Begone Bots! _waves incense_

  • @Potatoman0852
    @Potatoman0852 Рік тому +136

    Its funny when something bad happens to wade in UNO but its funnier when Bob is laughing and then he has to pick up a bunch of cards

  • @CJTheStreamer
    @CJTheStreamer 4 роки тому +352

    Bob: Wade was literally taking bites off of his block of milk.
    Mark: starts laughing
    Me: starts laughing too because laughter is contagious

    • @shoshitaketakeyani3275
      @shoshitaketakeyani3275 4 роки тому +2

      The video was at the exact time I saw this comment

    • @CJTheStreamer
      @CJTheStreamer 4 роки тому +1

      Shoshitake Takeyani perfect timing then good friend.

    • @JustASHINeegirl25
      @JustASHINeegirl25 4 роки тому +4

      I laughed because that sentence is hilarious in and of itself

    • @CJTheStreamer
      @CJTheStreamer 4 роки тому +1

      ThisIsSHINeeWorldAndWe'reRightByYourSide I agree. I also found it funny

  • @nathanb8726
    @nathanb8726 4 роки тому +1317

    Honestly, who else agrees that "Golf with your Friends" would be a great game for them to come back to?

    • @tricktheorists
      @tricktheorists 4 роки тому +9

      That sounds awesome.

    • @theoriginalzem5
      @theoriginalzem5 3 роки тому +12

      And it did

    • @icyhot8167
      @icyhot8167 3 роки тому +9

      You're a wizard...it was absolutely great

    • @vic_x
      @vic_x 3 роки тому +16

      ...And they just played golf around

    • @lokiismyking0692
      @lokiismyking0692 3 роки тому +1

      I want to like this but your comment is at 666 likes 😂

  • @amberhunt3295
    @amberhunt3295 4 роки тому +266

    Mark: Wade would you like to go back to the real world?
    Wade: sure.
    Mark alright *plays +5*
    Wade: *strangled horse noises*

  • @elix1133
    @elix1133 2 роки тому +102

    Something about the amount of joy Bob got from his almonds is really making me smile like he really fucking loves those almonds

  • @FeyBunny
    @FeyBunny 4 роки тому +523

    The last time someone said "f*ck" and "cat" in the same sentence, it didn't end well.

  • @annaf2370
    @annaf2370 4 роки тому +501

    Bob: “What’s your current dietary philosophy?”
    Me: *gets flashbacks to him playing uno with Seán and Pokimane*
    “FAT!!!!”

  • @sissejensen9505
    @sissejensen9505 4 роки тому +296

    Me: "sees the thumbnail" it cant be that worse
    Mark: "actually being bullied"
    Me: oh....

  • @ItsOmnii
    @ItsOmnii 3 роки тому +166

    "I avoid salt like the plague"
    He says, being the saltist player in the entire uno series

  • @XxFuntimeWolfxX
    @XxFuntimeWolfxX 4 роки тому +481

    Mark and wade: OuR fOoD iS sPoIleD
    Me: Apperently so are yer senses of smell
    (Also I missed these uno videos)

    • @skinnylegend2.040
      @skinnylegend2.040 4 роки тому +2

      It might’ve been a day or two spoilt which is hard to tell from smell :

    • @XxFuntimeWolfxX
      @XxFuntimeWolfxX 4 роки тому +2

      @@skinnylegend2.040 wait is it? I didnt know lol

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 роки тому +1

      @@XxFuntimeWolfxX yeah I found that out the hard way a couple of days ago with my PediaSure (not technically PediaSure because I grew to old for that but it's basically the teenager version of that that I use now and the whole box was just spoiling so I found out that was true the hard way 🤢🤮

    • @XxFuntimeWolfxX
      @XxFuntimeWolfxX 4 роки тому +1

      @@jrcspiderman2003 wow that must of sucked

  • @thekrusad3r290
    @thekrusad3r290 4 роки тому +677

    Lixian editing out the parts wade swears: why are we still here....just to suffer?

    • @glowingandconfused
      @glowingandconfused 4 роки тому +55

      Why are we here? Just to suffer? Every day lixian makes this channel slightly more family friendly

    • @madmartian2
      @madmartian2 4 роки тому +48

      Wade or Bob?.. I think Bob was beeping himself for comedic purposes. Maybe not. 🤷‍♂️

    • @Xaduuuu
      @Xaduuuu 4 роки тому +21

      Im not sure if you mean this part, but bob bleeps out his swears as a joke,You can tell cause in another vid he bleeps the wrong word and stops after that

    • @thekrusad3r290
      @thekrusad3r290 4 роки тому +2

      @@madmartian2 yeah I know but wade was swearing alot as a joke when mark said he wants it family friendly

    • @CottonKerndy2000
      @CottonKerndy2000 4 роки тому +3

      @@thekrusad3r290 No, he does not lmfao. He gets monetized no matter what because of YT's bias towards big creators, and who the hell could claim this is a family-friendly channel?

  • @ianbean6581
    @ianbean6581 4 роки тому +263

    What goes through my mind when I accidentally drink chunky milk: "Expecting the cold luscious liquid of the ripe cow, instead I was met with the milk of the aged cow in the corner of the pen who, in its old age, had kept its milk inside of its udders for about three years, only to expel its milk in chunks of squishy yet firm cheese"

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 роки тому +390

    "the sides of the glass were white"
    Me, who's been drinking milk that does that, even brand new, my whole life:

    • @siblingstrytoplaynice-comm9029
      @siblingstrytoplaynice-comm9029 2 роки тому +20

      I know right.

    • @ZZZREEET
      @ZZZREEET 4 місяці тому +7

      I can say, unless the malk is like… expired, expired; I couldn’t tell you if it was good or bad..
      My nose just has a skill issue.

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ 4 роки тому +457

    Mark: I've met xQc only once.
    Me: *Flashbacks into when Mark suddenly popped up in xQc's stream*

  • @Danee2108
    @Danee2108 4 роки тому +348

    Mark: **Is being bullied**
    Me: *_You know the rules and, so do I_*

  • @isaiaho.s
    @isaiaho.s 4 роки тому +246

    "You're Xqc and I'm that guy who was good at chess!"
    *Mark was slain by Bob*

    • @julianjpantoja4603
      @julianjpantoja4603 4 роки тому +24

      I cant believe they dont know moistcritikal's real name

    • @preachymink9468
      @preachymink9468 4 роки тому +32

      "my cock is throbbing, THROBBING!"
      I love charlies lil celebration dance after he won while everyone just looked on in horror lol.

    • @grimjudgex
      @grimjudgex 4 роки тому +1

      @@julianjpantoja4603 I mean I've never heard of him till today so...

    • @pikachusprite7749
      @pikachusprite7749 4 роки тому +2

      Imagine moist or xqc watching this uno video

    • @pikachusprite7749
      @pikachusprite7749 4 роки тому +2

      Lord OdyZeus I don’t think they know xqc’s real name either

  • @Casedilla73
    @Casedilla73 2 роки тому +95

    Bob: chill guy here for laughs
    Mark: takes it seriously but still accepts losses
    Wade: *strokes and anger-induced heart attacks*

    • @ZZZREEET
      @ZZZREEET 4 місяці тому +1

      All three: Chaos, entertainment, and greater friendship.

  • @BayleeSpeaks1020
    @BayleeSpeaks1020 4 роки тому +710

    Mark: I can’t drink alcohol
    Wade: I have high blood pressure
    Me: I have an abnormally high metabolism
    Bob: I have a nose

    • @cryguy0000
      @cryguy0000 4 роки тому +14

      I know that feeling

    • @jold3174
      @jold3174 4 роки тому +13

      what is it like to have a high metabolism

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 4 роки тому +26

      @@jold3174 Your stomach becomes a black hole lmao

    • @hries05
      @hries05 4 роки тому +23

      jold 317 I have it too and it’s like your body becomes a hollow bottomless hole every time you eat and I can never gain weight

    • @LostGirlVT
      @LostGirlVT 4 роки тому +7

      I have a high metabolism and anaemia. It’s the perfect combo!

  • @frostbyte2598
    @frostbyte2598 4 роки тому +156

    Mark: Guys you don’t want me to start talking about Keto
    Also Mark: *sits back and flexes toned arms*

  • @nadya8558
    @nadya8558 4 роки тому +712

    Duolingo : *_”You missed your Spanish lesson”_*
    Me : “uhmmmmmm Uno-“
    Duolingo : *_”Congrats! You just graduated!”_*

    • @h3art_l0cket
      @h3art_l0cket 4 роки тому +19

      • Nadya • was never seen again, residents in their neighborhood/apartment complex were giving reports of no noise, no opening of the door, and silence in their household/apartment. The news featured their case as a “kidnapping” or “homocide/murder case” as stated. They were found in an abandoned ware house on July 19th. Their cause of death was strangled or suffocation.

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 4 роки тому +5

      @@h3art_l0cket when graduation
      = death

    • @brokenalex3304
      @brokenalex3304 4 роки тому +2

      @@h3art_l0cket ????? What happened

    • @h3art_l0cket
      @h3art_l0cket 4 роки тому +2

      @@brokenalex3304 when I wrote this i was a bit dizzy so I might have did this on accident and ment to write this differently, I'm scaring myself

  • @joshuabudiarto5036
    @joshuabudiarto5036 3 роки тому +85

    14:30 “From first to worst” A wade’s autobiography.

  • @facade_sides_x5636
    @facade_sides_x5636 4 роки тому +257

    “MY ALMOND HAND WASNT FREE!!!!!”
    Mark: The almonds betrayed you-
    Me at the orthodontist: PhhHhhtTtt-

  • @cppin
    @cppin 4 роки тому +179

    "You're xQc and I'm that guy who played chess real good"
    not even giving charlie the clout he deserves :(

    • @dorothyw.5725
      @dorothyw.5725 4 роки тому +2

      I know :(

    • @snowconebrat7329
      @snowconebrat7329 4 роки тому +11

      I would crank this as a 15% in the Moist Meter

    • @pokemon05100
      @pokemon05100 4 роки тому +5

      At the very least he got mentioned in the annotation. Still a pretty cool thing to see.

    • @sowii
      @sowii 4 роки тому +7

      TBF Mark probably don’t know much about Charlie. He is recognized by Felix and is a friend of Sean’s though

    • @remytherat8822
      @remytherat8822 4 роки тому

      @@sowii slimecicle Charlie?

  • @HorseLong
    @HorseLong 4 роки тому +49

    Wade: Chonc Milk
    Mark Chonc Coffee
    Bob: I hAvE aLmOnDs oN mY kEyBoArD.

  • @jameslawrence617
    @jameslawrence617 3 роки тому +308

    "You don't have to yell at every mildly inconveniences you."
    Karens: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

  • @chrisblake6291
    @chrisblake6291 4 роки тому +70

    Nobody:
    Wade: *HOWS YOUR STOOL*
    Mark: Rambles about his stool from Korean Barbeque

  • @rubblerage1101
    @rubblerage1101 4 роки тому +28

    13:38 This is quite possibly my favorite 20 seconds of UNO ever with these guys. Bob, Wade and the bot all stacking up their decks as Mark slams his last card down triumphantly. Perfection.

  • @mystikad3
    @mystikad3 4 роки тому +216

    "Onwine wewationships awe weal."
    Bob Muyskens ~ 2020

  • @awkwardleaf2277
    @awkwardleaf2277 3 роки тому +72

    It’s the fact that they keep forgetting the rules that metaphorically punches me through the gut. Last time they played flip THEY ALREADY FIGURED OUT THE STACKING CARD. Mayhap I am a fool, but while mark is screaming at his screen “it dOESNT MAKE SENSE” I’m screaming at my screen “IT DOES, YOU JUST FORGOT!!!”

    • @kennalise04
      @kennalise04 7 місяців тому

      it's like the monopoly man in every single episode of monopoly

  • @lostgirlsomewhere1200
    @lostgirlsomewhere1200 4 роки тому +295

    Wade: Talks about milk
    Mark: drinks chucky creamer in coffee, doesnt know. Is apparently fine
    My stomach: turning cause my stomach acts up at everything i eat

    • @hammskie05
      @hammskie05 4 роки тому +6

      Chucky creamer? Did he possess a cream carton this time?

    • @butterstick7767
      @butterstick7767 4 роки тому +2

      Oh without a doubt. Some things just kill me.

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 4 роки тому +9

      Although, fun fact.
      Chunky milk is perfectly safe to drink.
      Milk is pasteurized, so any bad bacteria was removed before it got to the shelf.
      It tastes horrible, and gets chunky. But never gets dangerous as long as its stored properly

    • @hammskie05
      @hammskie05 4 роки тому +5

      @@Canadian_Zac I didn't know that. Thank you for the fun fact random internet person.

    • @lostgirlsomewhere1200
      @lostgirlsomewhere1200 4 роки тому +4

      @@Canadian_Zac my stomach disagrees

  • @scarlettheaton2042
    @scarlettheaton2042 4 роки тому +139

    Markiplier; "im being bullied"
    are we suprised?

  • @michellemccloy823
    @michellemccloy823 4 роки тому +61

    Mark: "I hope Bob doesn't win."
    *Bob wins seconds after that comment*
    Me: "No psychic career for you!" lol

  • @saltwater7366
    @saltwater7366 4 роки тому +97

    18:28 Bob and Wade just literally made a beat without them noticing

  • @cellva1682
    @cellva1682 4 роки тому +341

    Mark: Okay, Mr. UA-cam Reaction Man
    Ethan: (watches dog get thrown into snow) NOOO!!

    • @littlethoughtswithouthuman3707
      @littlethoughtswithouthuman3707 3 роки тому +20

      In his defense, it Did indeed look like the dog was getting casually chucked off a cliff

    • @bbghxst9414
      @bbghxst9414 3 роки тому +12

      In his defense, it looked like that corgi was getting thrown out of a plane.

    • @swiftlyaswiftie
      @swiftlyaswiftie 3 роки тому +12

      This comment gave me war flashbacks of that video and my terror when the guy just threw the dog

  • @jackrudolf1745
    @jackrudolf1745 4 роки тому +126

    This video at the end is basically "top ten anime betrayals"
    wade betrays archie, bob betrays mark without trying to and mark betrays bob so he has to draw even with mark finishing

  • @Um_Kaye
    @Um_Kaye 4 роки тому +74

    Therapist: "Chunky coffee isn't real. It can't hurt you."
    Mark: 0:57

  • @abdullahalhashmi5739
    @abdullahalhashmi5739 4 роки тому +85

    Hero Name: Bob the toddler
    Known for being: Defender of onwine welathionships

    • @xfactor3135
      @xfactor3135 3 роки тому

      Boddler, the warmonger?
      I haven't heard that name in a long time.

    • @ZZZREEET
      @ZZZREEET 4 місяці тому

      Owh, anothwer chawllegewr haws been summowned

  • @RandomPerson-uj3uz
    @RandomPerson-uj3uz 4 роки тому +66

    “HOWS YOUR STOOL” I’m going to yell at my clients animals like that lmao

  • @Candyzevbra
    @Candyzevbra 4 роки тому +561

    Mark: I'm being bullied!
    Bullies: Hearing 26.2 million guns shooting at them

  • @antarcticfiber0380
    @antarcticfiber0380 4 роки тому +355

    No one:
    Wade: *Has “relations” with a fictional cat named Archie*

    • @plasmaticlmao
      @plasmaticlmao 4 роки тому +12

      Thats disturbing cus my name is Archie

    • @alexbard4437
      @alexbard4437 4 роки тому +1

      @@plasmaticlmao it sure is buddy :)

    • @erincooper9367
      @erincooper9367 4 роки тому +17

      *Shane Dawson intensifies*

    • @purnachhetri8508
      @purnachhetri8508 4 роки тому +1

      @@plasmaticlmao You're lucky to be in a relationship with someone who has 1.63 million subs!

    • @codywhittaker3821
      @codywhittaker3821 4 роки тому

      Its called an “entanglement”

  • @kylec5211
    @kylec5211 4 роки тому +137

    i'd just ike to point out; I think wade just drank normal milk... he was talking about normal residue on the glass from milk X'D

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 3 роки тому +17

      Ikr, I was like 👁👄👁 have I been drinking spoiled milk my whole life?

    • @jonnyofalltrades6620
      @jonnyofalltrades6620 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah, I figured it was just Wade being a goof.

    • @Hessonite_Dragon_Helen
      @Hessonite_Dragon_Helen 3 роки тому +6

      @@jonnyofalltrades6620
      Wade being stupid, talking about when he was stupid…
      Yep, that checks

  • @triwei4237
    @triwei4237 4 роки тому +91

    Mark playing uno:
    My brain: Uno reverse-card memes

  • @pyroasura3266
    @pyroasura3266 4 роки тому +191

    Before 2019:
    "Wanna play uno?
    "Sure!"
    Uno in 2020:
    "Wanna play uno?"
    "Which rules out of the 30+ rules are we playing?"

    • @zen.7925
      @zen.7925 4 роки тому +3

      The honorable one

    • @zen.7925
      @zen.7925 4 роки тому +4

      Teach me the ways of the legendary Markimoo!

    • @jimbo4333
      @jimbo4333 4 роки тому +1

      We stacking?

    • @jj_lanae1307
      @jj_lanae1307 4 роки тому +1

      @@jimbo4333 lol that is literally me and my friends.

  • @sissejensen9505
    @sissejensen9505 4 роки тому +154

    Mark: "being bullied"
    Me: "remembers Chikas face to Mark's bday"
    Also me: oh god... Mark what have you done to your dog

  • @meltingmoon5161
    @meltingmoon5161 4 роки тому +42

    Wade: "it was funny but now it's sad"
    Me: "well that's a mood on life"

  • @salvadortoscano2534
    @salvadortoscano2534 4 роки тому +72

    As a man with a supervisor named Barbara, I now fully support Wade's behavior towards Barbara

  • @ladyhibiscus5020
    @ladyhibiscus5020 4 роки тому +61

    "Wade was literally taking bites off of his block of milk"
    Me: cheese

  • @macb8675
    @macb8675 4 роки тому +47

    Mark: I wonder why my creamer is chunky
    Mark 3 days after drinking chunky creamer: OH ITS SPOILED!!

  • @sackfu7952
    @sackfu7952 3 роки тому +43

    I just realized they could have called the flip side of Uno flip the "Alternate Unoverse"

  • @deuceydee3506
    @deuceydee3506 4 роки тому +34

    Mark: DC Deck Building
    Bob: Marvel Ultimate
    Mark: *DC Deck Building*
    Bob: _Marvel Ultimate_
    Bob is so hilarious as an instigator

  • @elizabethfilipova2953
    @elizabethfilipova2953 4 роки тому +495

    me: *getting ready to sleep after watching unus annus*
    *sees this video in recomended*
    *sigh*
    *click*

  • @mikaelkeskitalo5688
    @mikaelkeskitalo5688 4 роки тому +96

    bob : wins
    wades brain : yell hysterically

  • @panerajohn6186
    @panerajohn6186 3 роки тому +16

    i love hearing mark talk about keto and intermittent fasting with such disdain in his mouth. i respect the man even more now

  • @doctorboom8282
    @doctorboom8282 4 роки тому +349

    Mark: I drank chunky coffee for *THREE DAYS*
    ME: damn, that is one strong stomach, I'm impressed yet slightly disgusted as well

    • @Hannah-fc4it
      @Hannah-fc4it 4 роки тому +18

      I drank it for a week and then my mom drank some of the creamer and said "this has been spoiled for a month!" And threw it out and I was sitting over here like 😮

    • @DakotaCastro7
      @DakotaCastro7 4 роки тому +2

      hearing him say that made me shit my pants

    • @eatlinen3792
      @eatlinen3792 4 роки тому

      @@Hannah-fc4it oof

    • @pizzi5104
      @pizzi5104 4 роки тому +4

      why use the me: format for this???

    • @pizzi5104
      @pizzi5104 3 роки тому

      @IncredibleJake690 not really. because you're still using the same format.

  • @dylancyte5073
    @dylancyte5073 4 роки тому +64

    Bob: Onwine wewationships awe weal.
    Me: Bob, your weeb is showing

  • @Pomelofr
    @Pomelofr 4 роки тому +92

    MArk: Im winning!
    Lixian: Not today...

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 4 роки тому

      What does Lixian have to do with that???

    • @Pomelofr
      @Pomelofr 4 роки тому

      @@Husitka he is the god of the videos, he can do everything.

    • @Pomelofr
      @Pomelofr 4 роки тому

      @@Husitka to the religion of lixian sign up here:

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 4 роки тому

      @@Pomelofr: I personally prefer Mark's editing to Lixian's. And I also find it at least a little annoying that so many comments on this channel are more about Lixian than the owner of this channel or his content.

    • @Pomelofr
      @Pomelofr 4 роки тому

      @@Husitka its not like that, but yeah, i prefer mark too.

  • @TimToonsTalks
    @TimToonsTalks 3 роки тому +24

    23:55 The phrase is “At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.”