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  • @abbyughhh7349
    @abbyughhh7349 5 років тому +8778

    Im crying
    Mark- "You wont do it again"
    Wade- *does it again*
    Mark- *cries in southern*

  • @jadehart1627
    @jadehart1627 5 років тому +10480

    I love how they all immediately see Lixian as the enemy and don't even try to negotiate or trade😂

    • @josepulgarini1441
      @josepulgarini1441 4 роки тому +456

      Lixian had no real reason to trade with them. He had the last part for all of their monopolies. If they wanted to get something off his hands it would have to be very one-sided.
      His best bet was to mortgage everything until he could flood boardwalk and Park Place with houses, then just tire them out until they landed.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 4 роки тому +226

      But how do you try to negotiate with pure power?

    • @MidoriDragon
      @MidoriDragon 4 роки тому +116

      Joseph Schultz that’s the problem.... you can’t... he’s to powerful to keep alive

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 4 роки тому +24

      @@josepulgarini1441 I've tried that before. It doesn't work

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 4 роки тому +10

      @@MidoriDragon Obviously the answer is to squabble like idiots over a cookie, bicker, then dicker just a but, and once the inevitable has come to pass, just kind of beg for mercy?

  • @zelg.5551
    @zelg.5551 5 років тому +8487

    Wade's genius strat: annoy everyone until they have an aneurism, puke blood and die, making him the last man standing and thus a winner by default.

    • @ERuleAmirul
      @ERuleAmirul 5 років тому +198

      And it works

    • @aetherangel3223
      @aetherangel3223 5 років тому +213

      this is true, especially since at the beginning he said he didnt even care about winning, psyche!

    • @Maddy_swan
      @Maddy_swan 4 роки тому +11

      Im sorry, I can't like. It's at 666 likes

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 роки тому +11

      I had a game like this in 3d Monopoly.

    • @stevewatts9954
      @stevewatts9954 4 роки тому +37

      Wade: "You guys wanna play again?"
      I died.

  • @conflictbrooks
    @conflictbrooks 3 роки тому +7095

    I love how it goes so very quickly from Mark asking Lixian if he understands the concept of capitalism, to Lixian owning every single god damn property and collecting money anytime anyone moves.

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 2 роки тому +407

      Anyone: breathes
      Lixian: "gimme all your money"

    • @lynn4840
      @lynn4840 2 роки тому +242

      "i just had luck on the dice, i didn't do anything special"
      - lixian knowing more about capitalism than a lot of americans

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 Рік тому +40

      It's like he created capitalism.

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 Рік тому +13

      It's like he created capitalism.

    • @conflictbrooks
      @conflictbrooks Рік тому +46

      @@kagemushashien8394 Lixian _is_ capitalism.

  • @irrelevantperson785
    @irrelevantperson785 5 років тому +4203

    Lixian: A Broke Monopoly God.
    Bob: Surprisingly okay with this.
    Mark: The Turd King. (But needs help very badly.)
    Wade: Still salty and VERY stubborn.

  • @help.9935
    @help.9935 5 років тому +2419

    I can't give you the brown. Turd Town mu- I must stay in Turd Town. It is my curse.
    -Markiplier 2019

  • @thecrowdgoeswild9286
    @thecrowdgoeswild9286 4 роки тому +9101

    The five stages of Monopoly:
    -Happiness
    -Anger
    -Angrier
    -Utter Chaos
    -The Man

    • @rossmurawski8199
      @rossmurawski8199 4 роки тому +298

      But then you forget the 2 secret stages.
      -The Myth
      -The Legend

    • @worldofvariations
      @worldofvariations 4 роки тому +113

      The collective name is H.A.A.U.T.
      It's a weird way of spelling hate in Dutch.

    • @zeddiehtooswe3768
      @zeddiehtooswe3768 4 роки тому +31

      -LixianTV

    • @JohnPsplashD
      @JohnPsplashD 4 роки тому +54

      Dude you forgot the last one, *Depression*

    • @Splirg
      @Splirg 4 роки тому +8

      NOOOOOO i was the 999th like. god DAMMIT

  • @anxiete1021
    @anxiete1021 Рік тому +1090

    42:34 theres nothing funnier than the combination of wade giving his speech, lixian pleading wade to stop, bobs uncontrollable laughter, and mark screaming in agony 😂

  • @theillusionist1494
    @theillusionist1494 5 років тому +5041

    I think the most comedic thing about the whole trade segment is how swiftly the first conversation went with nobody talking over each other. Then the second one was overlapping conversation hell. Then the third was half talking and half barely coherent screaming.
    “Everything my properties touches is your kingdom.”
    “I hate you.”
    “You are-“ “I SWEAR-“ “the one-“ “TO GOD” “the only-” “WADE”
    “My golden gopher-”
    *_“NOOOOOOOOOOOO”_*

    • @ratsoup3
      @ratsoup3 5 років тому +56

      Where can I find this hilarious monstronsity

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 5 років тому +113

      Majestic Penguin 40:04 gives you the full context you need, and from there, just watch straight through.

    • @ratsoup3
      @ratsoup3 5 років тому +9

      Thanks 😂😂😂

    • @itz_grass5890
      @itz_grass5890 5 років тому +6

      @@ratsoup3 thanks bruh, I had the same question

    • @Thinknoodlesimposter
      @Thinknoodlesimposter 5 років тому +38

      If only Barbara was in this

  • @TheKoriKasai
    @TheKoriKasai 5 років тому +9523

    "mark I've got a trade"
    Same energy as
    "Dormamu, I've come to bargin"

    • @pineapple_kid2570
      @pineapple_kid2570 5 років тому +298

      But there was no time travel
      Yet

    • @pineapple_kid2570
      @pineapple_kid2570 5 років тому +37

      No one like anymore

    • @DeepShadedGlassesGuy
      @DeepShadedGlassesGuy 4 роки тому +30

      😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

    • @zarina8348
      @zarina8348 4 роки тому +16

      Kori Kasai Holy hek ur right xD

    • @theldrakis
      @theldrakis 4 роки тому +39

      *plays uno reverse card and go to jail card* no you earned a time out for that one.

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 4 роки тому +10515

    Lixian is the quiet guy in the group of loud guys, but he's secretly the most powerful of all.
    (And his laughter is magical.)

    • @littledrummergirl_19
      @littledrummergirl_19 4 роки тому +183

      I’ve seen a bunch of the videos where they all play together but I can still barely tell their voices apart lol is there a time stamp for Lixian’s laugh? This is the first time I’ve ever even heard him talk 😂

    • @ruin2813
      @ruin2813 4 роки тому +59

      Lydia Bergeron 3:31

    • @greenTda
      @greenTda 4 роки тому +52

      @@littledrummergirl_19 19:15 :)

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 4 роки тому +60

      It's always the quiet ones

    • @haroohusky
      @haroohusky 4 роки тому +69

      I can't even hear him over Wade and Bob >

  • @kitsunerobyn1103
    @kitsunerobyn1103 3 роки тому +3666

    40:12 "Mark, I've come to bargain"
    41:27 "Mark, I've come to bargain"
    42:49 "Mark, I've come to bargain"

    • @anarchicpancake2840
      @anarchicpancake2840 2 роки тому +101

      Dormamu

    • @skyridersilvermoon8240
      @skyridersilvermoon8240 2 роки тому +42

      ​@@anarchicpancake2840 The joke flew right over your head didn't it.
      Also, his name is Dormammu. If you are going to fail at least get the name right.

    • @anarchicpancake2840
      @anarchicpancake2840 2 роки тому +170

      @@skyridersilvermoon8240 no i understood the joke
      and i have come to bargain

    • @skyridersilvermoon8240
      @skyridersilvermoon8240 2 роки тому +8

      @@anarchicpancake2840 *facepalm*

    • @anarchicpancake2840
      @anarchicpancake2840 2 роки тому +75

      @@skyridersilvermoon8240 iv'e seen doctor strane

  • @TJSuper10_mk1
    @TJSuper10_mk1 4 роки тому +8789

    Lixian is a master at this game, about 20 minutes in and he had almost every color on the board

  • @roiroije6326
    @roiroije6326 4 роки тому +9762

    Lixian is one of the greatest antagonists in fictional history. The emotions he drives out of Mark, Wade and Bob are palpable. The tension he creates can be sliced with a knife. His motives rival the complexity of only the truest of cinematic villainy. Lixian shall forever be hailed as one of the greatest in pop culture.

    • @ruin2813
      @ruin2813 4 роки тому +136

      Are you the writer of this fictional history book. If so good first paragraph. 👏👏👏

    • @CallenderMan
      @CallenderMan 4 роки тому +101

      @@ruin2813 I read the first 3 words and I honestly thought you were gonna say "Are you the president of his fan club?"

    • @EchoSD
      @EchoSD 3 роки тому +61

      @@CallenderMan No. That would be your MOTHER!

    • @deendarcy1844
      @deendarcy1844 3 роки тому +27

      I need a Portuguese editor supervillain

    • @deendarcy1844
      @deendarcy1844 3 роки тому +20

      @@EchoSD Red spy is in the base

  • @hoodii3794
    @hoodii3794 5 років тому +2688

    Question of the day
    Mark: If I get southern when I'm angry, is that southern agression?
    Bob: Yes
    Mark: *Smiles deeply into the camera*

    • @hannahd394
      @hannahd394 5 років тому +20

      Life Is Random fucking Alabama and Texas😂 istg

    • @sarhahillsburg5142
      @sarhahillsburg5142 5 років тому +15

      I would say TN but we too nice an more passive aggressive if anything. At mist we'll bitch later to somome about it in private

    • @mysteriouz6853
      @mysteriouz6853 5 років тому +10

      *INSERTS E MEME*

    • @elizawulf8180
      @elizawulf8180 5 років тому +5

      ​@@sarhahillsburg5142 Howdy from Knox County. Also sorry for Knox County.

    • @winnie_the_bleh
      @winnie_the_bleh 5 років тому +3

      Sarha Hillsburg TN is home to all the people who are too passive aggressive to be passive aggressive so we end up just being aggressive

  • @vedanadleeh3908
    @vedanadleeh3908 3 роки тому +4746

    This game can be summarised as
    Lixian's magical giggles
    Markiplier's southern aggression and pain
    Bob being Bob
    And Wade

  • @synicat7839
    @synicat7839 5 років тому +690

    Mark: *refuses*
    Wade: *repeats the same trade three times with an old english foreign speech*
    Mark: *bankrupts afterhand*

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 роки тому +3

      So you choose the hard road then.

  • @VerbenaHA
    @VerbenaHA 5 років тому +2490

    Lixian is so calm I forgot he was playing... and then IT happened.

    • @dusty2080
      @dusty2080 5 років тому +93

      So much happened, I'm honestly confused what "It" is

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 років тому +28

      I'd like, but I feel like Thanos would snap me outta existence for ruining the perfect balance.

    • @yumnom1359
      @yumnom1359 5 років тому +10

      I accidentally ruined it

    • @rose_of_reality6350
      @rose_of_reality6350 5 років тому +3

      @holly grace who is lixian?

    • @rose_of_reality6350
      @rose_of_reality6350 5 років тому

      Prem Ruklittikul thanks

  • @genebystar8412
    @genebystar8412 5 років тому +4537

    Next time, play the actual Board Game. I wanna see who flips the table

    • @co5micwaffle742
      @co5micwaffle742 5 років тому +198

      Or just play tabletop simulator since actually talking to each other is hard when they're halfway across the country most of the time. And flipping the table is more fun!

    • @OPmoth
      @OPmoth 5 років тому +48

      Wade

    • @tracytron7162
      @tracytron7162 5 років тому +26

      *IDW Prowl drives through the window and transforms to flip the table himself*

    • @TheMechanicalGirl999
      @TheMechanicalGirl999 5 років тому +5

      @@tracytron7162 So wait...That kinda means he just flipped himself off when you think about it! LOL!

    • @fuzzybuzzy3159
      @fuzzybuzzy3159 5 років тому +7

      Wade

  • @painoman5083
    @painoman5083 3 роки тому +888

    40:13 I love how you can close your eyes and hear the 3 stages of Mark realizing what’s going on

    • @mariothane8754
      @mariothane8754 2 роки тому +60

      This entire sequence just absolutely broke me.

    • @lberc20
      @lberc20 Рік тому +4

      420th like, your welcome

    • @Alexander_Luv1
      @Alexander_Luv1 Рік тому +7

      its 12:15 am rn. im laughing so fucking hard at this. thank you.

    • @juliansoria7733
      @juliansoria7733 Рік тому +15

      Late but those 3 stages are
      -Unawaraness
      -Concern
      -Realization

    • @nobodynobody9686
      @nobodynobody9686 Рік тому +8

      “Yeah - uh huh?”
      “Wha…what?”
      “Don’t you FUCKING dare…”

  • @ChronoStasis21
    @ChronoStasis21 5 років тому +3141

    It actually took me 20 fucking minutes just to realize that lixian is actually a person playing with them and not a bot like Barbara xD wtf that dude's so calm and quiet

    • @that.music.addict
      @that.music.addict 5 років тому +44

      Shouvik Hasan Dhrubo honestly same

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 років тому +167

      I'm subscribed to lixian, so I
      kinda knew it was a real person.
      My only criticism is, when he streams, he reads chat too much. Basically every second he's not actually playing the game hes reading chat. Which breaks the flow of the story of whatever game he's playing.

    • @ChronoStasis21
      @ChronoStasis21 5 років тому +29

      @@emlynselene1096 oh, this is the first time i actually heard about him. so, that's why i couldn't tell :v

    • @ChronoStasis21
      @ChronoStasis21 5 років тому +16

      @Whitt Solak really? Didn't know

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 5 років тому +60

      Well, he is Portuguese. They're nice chill peeps

  • @lochlanmurray9307
    @lochlanmurray9307 3 роки тому +3758

    i like to think Amy is in another room hearing Mark Yelling: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    and Amy is just: "Not again."

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte 3 роки тому +131

      I think she’s just embraced the madness that comes from Mark by now

    • @doratheexplorer87
      @doratheexplorer87 3 роки тому +51

      @@NateSchulte havn’t we all?

    • @Meh-nv6id
      @Meh-nv6id 3 роки тому +9

      @@doratheexplorer87 True'

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 роки тому +83

      Amy: _hears scream_ “I’m glad the boys are having fun.”

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 3 роки тому +28

      Imagine trying to nap while mark is streaming/recording.
      Or imagine how worried the doggos get when mark screams lol

  • @TheThreeDGrasshopper
    @TheThreeDGrasshopper 5 років тому +1071

    Lixian: monopoly beast
    Wade: rock solid w apparently a moist, humpable mother(grandmother possibly)
    Mark: southern agression
    Bob: RR/Utility addict

  • @chicabear
    @chicabear 2 роки тому +2318

    I wish they played with Lixian more
    He's a good addition to the group

    • @orphancloud1132
      @orphancloud1132 2 роки тому +84

      I want Lixian to come play again too.

    • @kunilsen2519
      @kunilsen2519 2 роки тому +45

      Are there more videos with them or Mark playing with Lixian somewhere? I would love to watch them if anyone knows

    • @MistAssassin4312
      @MistAssassin4312 Рік тому +10

      Another lightsaber to add to my collection as general grievous would say

    • @personwhowatchesvideos9163
      @personwhowatchesvideos9163 11 місяців тому

      The secret fourth peen that lives outside the pod

    • @Captain8Legs
      @Captain8Legs 11 місяців тому +1

      Will we every see good guy Lixian ❤

  • @riotkitty
    @riotkitty 5 років тому +3365

    Ah Monopoly. Destroying families and friendships for decades while secretly teaching math.

    • @Cami-wd4rw
      @Cami-wd4rw 5 років тому +55

      I think it teaches how you can pass your responsibilities on others

    • @popcorn7199
      @popcorn7199 5 років тому +4

      Who knew

    • @ryanwesthoff9389
      @ryanwesthoff9389 5 років тому +3

      There's a Spanish version of this game.

    • @rkem1125
      @rkem1125 5 років тому +3

      You forgot about uno

    • @pyxzik
      @pyxzik 5 років тому +6

      Its also teaching kids at a very young age about the real world

  • @erussell033russell2
    @erussell033russell2 4 роки тому +2545

    "eat a Snickers bar",
    "Why?"
    "You get a little southern when your angry,mark"

    • @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480
      @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 4 роки тому +82

      You’re not you when you’re southern

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 4 роки тому +44

      "Better, Mark"
      Mark: "No, it ain't"

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 3 роки тому +50

      Mark when he's distressed: southern
      Bob when he's distressed: french
      Wade when he's distressed: kjsoevknVOIJsjfoiVijklJ293N9204HNVIOjf

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 роки тому +9

      @@pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 as a Southerner, this is true

    • @Cosmos6745
      @Cosmos6745 2 роки тому +2

      Would southern people call it a snig-
      Ok I’ll stop right there.

  • @BakaStryx2
    @BakaStryx2 4 роки тому +961

    “For every bacon, there is a Kevin to go with it... for how else could they have filmed Hollow Man” - Wade

  • @brojoe5326
    @brojoe5326 2 роки тому +368

    I loved how quietly Lixian just won the board while the rest were fighting themselves. On top of that, they even pooled all their properties together and it still didn’t even the game out. That’s the best game of monopoly you could ask for

    • @tonypringles2285
      @tonypringles2285 2 роки тому +13

      mark and wade could have won but they were to stupid to last it out. even wade could have won on his own

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 11 місяців тому

      Lol right? 😂 it was the best

  • @isabellawang5203
    @isabellawang5203 5 років тому +2258

    Lixian is like the new Barbara...
    Now we just wait for an epic animated battle to be made

    • @Name-gt7lf
      @Name-gt7lf 5 років тому +6

      Isabella Wang who the feck is Barbara

    • @Aurantix
      @Aurantix 5 років тому +51

      Barbara, the legendary Uno player.

    • @isabellawang5203
      @isabellawang5203 5 років тому +32

      Name Yeah Barbara is the sworn enemy of Wade’s during Uno

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 5 років тому +10

      Isabella Wang would Lixian animate it?

    • @kiki-li6501
      @kiki-li6501 5 років тому +30

      What if Lixian and Barbara secretly are working together? There winning loads of games to gather their strength so that they can make an epic ALLIANCE with mark bob and wade

  • @fantasy2reality717
    @fantasy2reality717 5 років тому +2297

    Wade: Why didn't *I* know I had a systems slider?!
    Mark: *THeReS a pOwER Bar?!*

    • @michaelsamlal6798
      @michaelsamlal6798 4 роки тому +22

      He needs to post that video

    • @DJsocial7102
      @DJsocial7102 4 роки тому +9

      @@michaelsamlal6798 he lost the footage of it I think.

    • @Angry5704
      @Angry5704 4 роки тому +38

      I don't think Mark will ever live that down. I want that quote to be on his gravestone. If I end up playing Terraria with him by some miracle, and he dies, I'm gonna put "Here lies Markiplier"
      'THERE'S A POWER BAR?!'

    • @firestorm6576
      @firestorm6576 4 роки тому +8

      GOLF WITH FRIENDS INTENSIFIES

    • @neptxnian
      @neptxnian 4 роки тому +21

      *_MY MIC WAS IN THE WAY OF IT, I, I- I'VE BEEN USING THE WHITE BAR!! THAT YOU EXTEND!! AS A GUIDELINE!!!!_*

  • @wandering_poot
    @wandering_poot 4 роки тому +867

    I love how when Wade said "Holy f*ck my mother I'll buy it!", the way Bob just let out a high pitched "UMM" just makes me laugh and I don't know why

    • @Danganraptor
      @Danganraptor 4 роки тому +3

      That was Lixian.

    • @wandering_poot
      @wandering_poot 4 роки тому +2

      @@Danganraptor Well it kinda sounded like Bob to me, so...

    • @Danganraptor
      @Danganraptor 4 роки тому +1

      @@wandering_poot Still was Lixian. Was his voice. And it sounds nothing like Bob.

    • @wandering_poot
      @wandering_poot 4 роки тому +19

      @@Danganraptor Alright. I get it. It was Lixian. You don't have to be so condescending.

    • @Danganraptor
      @Danganraptor 4 роки тому

      @@wandering_poot Sorry. That wasn't my intention. I should've phrased it better.

  • @ayarus
    @ayarus 3 роки тому +584

    30:19
    "Well, I'm just gonna stay here until you guys mutually self destruct and then I'll win"
    He's been planning his win since the start of this game.

    • @xenowreborn
      @xenowreborn 2 роки тому +39

      mark's reaction though
      Mark: Oh yeah yeah, whatever man
      Mark was ignorant...and so he fell

    • @TimerdonDWI
      @TimerdonDWI 2 роки тому +26

      The ultimate foreshadowing...
      Ngl, I rewatched this 6 times throughout the past couple years & I only noticed that now

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 5 місяців тому +1

      I can’t believe he foreshadowed the actual ending of this game

  • @waffledemonoverlord4232
    @waffledemonoverlord4232 4 роки тому +2350

    "You have monopoly in Portugal right?"
    Me, a portuguese with 3 different monopolies: um no we eat them here

    • @carolinalopes5312
      @carolinalopes5312 4 роки тому +44

      😂😂 Is it just me or in Portugal families always end up playing monopoly? I mean, in my family is almost like a tradition now 🤣

    • @alexs.5171
      @alexs.5171 4 роки тому +50

      I’ve seen like 20 different versions of Monopoly here (US). I own like 5 different versions of the same game, and it’s weird. No game should have a new version out every few months.

    • @ncrranger9154
      @ncrranger9154 4 роки тому +5

      I've seen so many monopoly versions here in Canada it rivals the amount of history of my family i've learned in UNO

    • @seran3638
      @seran3638 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexs.5171 fr, and even though I own at least 5 versions I don't think I've played an entire game since I was 8 years old.

    • @astrok5858
      @astrok5858 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexs.5171 @Magic the Gathering

  • @benjaminfricke4791
    @benjaminfricke4791 5 років тому +2837

    Lixian actually has the best laugh.

    • @zonnytiger2371
      @zonnytiger2371 4 роки тому +69

      Literally sounds like a mix of ethan, tyler and jack

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 4 роки тому +62

      Finally a worthy adversary against Bob's laugh.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 3 роки тому +33

      And it's perfect because the guys have him laughing almost constantly throughout the entire video.

    • @SilsaxGames
      @SilsaxGames 3 роки тому +9

      @@zonnytiger2371 That's almost exactly what I was thinking! I was thinking Ethan and Sean.

    • @samfinkjensen
      @samfinkjensen 3 роки тому +6

      If you don't know about it already, his gaming channel is LixianVG and I absolutely recommend watching his GTA V series (it's with Bob so you get the best of both worlds in laughter)

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 5 років тому +6638

    Number of times I've started a game of Monopoly - Hundreds
    Number of times I've finished a game of Monopoly - Zero

  • @willaubreyjohnson
    @willaubreyjohnson 4 роки тому +1557

    Lixian: "No, I like prison."
    My Brain: "I don't wanna be FREE!"

    • @seran3638
      @seran3638 3 роки тому +20

      I just realized I accidentally copied your comment, I'm terribly sorry.
      But also I just finally watched all the endings a week ago and it was the greatest experience of my life

    • @willaubreyjohnson
      @willaubreyjohnson 3 роки тому +35

      @@seran3638 No worries, I wouldn't care if you copied my comment on purpose lol, it's just points on the internet that don't mean anything lol.

    • @seran3638
      @seran3638 3 роки тому +18

      @@willaubreyjohnson lol I like you, thanks

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 роки тому +15

      “Leave me in luxury!”

    • @monkeyman4015
      @monkeyman4015 3 роки тому +21

      This comment section is oddly wholesome

  • @evanjones6123
    @evanjones6123 5 років тому +1558

    41:16
    Wade be like: Dormammu, I've come to bargain

  • @SuiseiUsagi
    @SuiseiUsagi 5 років тому +1060

    I need an animation of these "Blah Blah Destiny" speeches plz!

    • @flameofthephoenix788
      @flameofthephoenix788 5 років тому +33

      Lixian! Get on this asap!

    • @TheBreadMan25
      @TheBreadMan25 4 роки тому +12

      U N D E R R A T E D
      C O M M E N T

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 4 роки тому +17

      Just as long as they include the part where Wade tried to force Mark into a trade three times in a row before Mark accepted and then chose bankruptcy

  • @moriah_1750
    @moriah_1750 5 років тому +614

    Mark three months ago: Whats wrong with Monopoly!?
    Mark now: END MY SUFFERING!

    • @nickdelsobral9198
      @nickdelsobral9198 4 роки тому +5

      moriah _17_ , Mark and his fan base know things about monopoly they wish they could forget

    • @stevewatts9954
      @stevewatts9954 4 роки тому +4

      Wade three months ago: "I'm really looking forward to this game, in particular" /sarcasm
      Wade now: "YoU gUyZ WANnA PlAy AGAIN!?!??!?!?"

  • @nexusashwood5576
    @nexusashwood5576 4 роки тому +817

    Mark, Bob, & Wade: **chatting and making jokes all while losing**
    Lixian: **silent and winning**
    Me: I see a pattern here/

  • @joshuapskowski8211
    @joshuapskowski8211 5 років тому +430

    Wade: "You should wear a hat, it'll cover up my bald Spot."
    ...Wait, what?

    • @star_is_g
      @star_is_g 5 років тому +12

      XD thats like saying,"dont get a cat cause im allergic to it" to a stranger.

    • @jacobm9531
      @jacobm9531 5 років тому +4

      The joke was that bob kept saying mark was wades character, so they, in that sense, one in the same, so either wade is incredobly stupid or smarter than he seems

  • @cyborgz843
    @cyborgz843 4 роки тому +347

    “Thanks for the applause, whoever that was” has the same energy with “THANK YOU, RANDOM CITIZEN!”

  • @geminifaeries
    @geminifaeries 3 роки тому +597

    Bob’s uncontrollable laughter during the trade-off between Mark and Wade is truly a blessing.

  • @SamanthaLaurier
    @SamanthaLaurier Рік тому +206

    Mark declaring bankruptcy and not realizing every single one of his properties would be auctioned is amazing

  • @coreyjuhasz9500
    @coreyjuhasz9500 5 років тому +275

    Wade = Chaos
    Mark = Order
    Bob = Balance
    Lixan = The Silent Observer

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 5 років тому +11

      Wade = Nurgle
      Mark = Khorne
      Bob = Slaanesh
      Lixian = Tzeench
      It makes... too much sense.

    • @ragnheiurr4582
      @ragnheiurr4582 5 років тому +1

      Blood Fer The Blood God, Man.
      Southern Khornate Aggression

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 Рік тому

      CHAOS REIGNS!

  • @jirenjoestar3665
    @jirenjoestar3665 5 років тому +521

    Today's upload includes:
    - Lixian being a wizard
    - Angry Southern Mark
    - Wade's Wood
    - Wade's anonymous discord chat
    - Mark's Spirit Bomb
    - Wade's Battle Cry
    - Bob and Mark fuse
    - Wade wasted everyone's time
    - Lexian and Mark end themselves

  • @LordCantalo
    @LordCantalo 5 років тому +1651

    Lixian declaring bankruptcy was such a power move.

    • @xxalex423xx
      @xxalex423xx 5 років тому +43

      I didnt say it i declared it!

    • @thomasmckenzie11
      @thomasmckenzie11 5 років тому +14

      Mark, I gotta trade to offer!

    • @frogsinsandals
      @frogsinsandals 5 років тому +24

      damn, spoiler 😪

    • @paperremix
      @paperremix 5 років тому +40

      Lixian should play with them again!!!! Fav guest so far!!!

    • @jaden7f
      @jaden7f 5 років тому

      Hey so if you could not that would be great

  • @wolfyboy
    @wolfyboy 4 роки тому +2233

    mark and the gang: "Do ThEy HaVe BoRdGaMeS In eUrOPe?" lixian: "DESTROYS everybody like i've NEVER seen!"

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 3 роки тому +27

      And it was beautiful 😂

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy 3 роки тому +15

      @@SallySue9725 yeah. But also scary! Like destruction or natural disasters. XD

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 3 роки тому +8

      @@wolfyboy fair point lol

    • @virgil714
      @virgil714 Рік тому +7

      And then, in a move of pure chaos, wade wins

  • @israelpina6570
    @israelpina6570 5 років тому +686

    Wade’s repetitive trading was perfect

    • @brianbommarito3376
      @brianbommarito3376 5 років тому +45

      “Lixian, we should do a trade after this.” -Wade, Lord Minion 777, 2019.

  • @Sorizen
    @Sorizen 5 років тому +860

    40:15
    "Markimoo, i have come to bargain".

    • @coinmanthenolife
      @coinmanthenolife 5 років тому +19

      Sorizen only some people will get it and he said his hands were hurting

    • @Sorizen
      @Sorizen 5 років тому +15

      Haha, i know, it's just the whole situation itself reminded me of that scene. Glad to see that people got my reference though.
      I deliberately wrote Markimoo because it sounded more similar to the villain's name.
      "Mar-ki-moo".
      "Dor-ma-mmu".

    • @coinmanthenolife
      @coinmanthenolife 5 років тому

      Sorizen Lol cause i got bored and rewatched it yesterday

    • @quoththeraven4048
      @quoththeraven4048 5 років тому +7

      So many people copied your comment in order to get likes 😂

    • @user-eu2mg8lw2t
      @user-eu2mg8lw2t 5 років тому +7

      you killed me i am crying from laughter omg XD I HATE YOU

  • @arcanixxx6895
    @arcanixxx6895 4 роки тому +442

    I was having a bad day but that bit where Wade kept trading Mark the same exact thing three times in a row had me in tears and made my chest hurt from how much I was laughing

    • @TimerdonDWI
      @TimerdonDWI 2 роки тому +11

      It's been a year since you posted this, but I hope your day's better dude.
      Also yeah, me too during the Triple Wade Trade; That part was way too funny

    • @arcanixxx6895
      @arcanixxx6895 2 роки тому +10

      @@TimerdonDWI wow I forgot I even commented this. Though it’s a year later thanks bro

    • @iampancake7275
      @iampancake7275 Рік тому +1

      Yo come back a year later, how are you now mate?

    • @arcanixxx6895
      @arcanixxx6895 Рік тому +1

      @@iampancake7275 pretty alright. I can’t believe anyone still cares about this three year old comment though lol

    • @Acount2
      @Acount2 11 місяців тому

      ​@@arcanixxx6895 Small world we live in, huh?

  • @kirbinator4626
    @kirbinator4626 2 роки тому +220

    This was 48 minutes and 39 seconds of Wade using psychological warfare to win monopoly

  • @YCountdownY
    @YCountdownY 5 років тому +504

    26:50
    Mark: Reality can be whatever I want.
    Everyone else: F U C

    • @HittingBandy
      @HittingBandy 5 років тому +9

      Is that a motherfucking Thanos reference?

    • @aggelossourelis1040
      @aggelossourelis1040 5 років тому +5

      @Jovit ___ and unfortunately doesn't climb into Thanos' butt, smh...

    • @tracematson385
      @tracematson385 5 років тому +2

      @@aggelossourelis1040 Gasps* SPOILERS!

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 років тому

      I haven't even seen endgame, and I already know everything that happens.
      Just gotta say something.
      Thanos' end which was one of the 3 endings I wanted him to have
      And everything else that happened wasn't surprising.

  • @bappoisfruito5045
    @bappoisfruito5045 5 років тому +1495

    Mark: refuses offer
    Wade: does it again
    Mark: refuses offer "you wont do it again"
    Wade: does it again
    Mark: "AHAHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHH"

  • @Tielesiti
    @Tielesiti 5 років тому +614

    *"For some reason, I thought I was going to prison."* -LixianTV, April 28th, 2019

  • @caedavch.9883
    @caedavch.9883 3 роки тому +1718

    I’ve never heard Lixian’s voice before, and now I’m imagining his voice in all of his edits for Mark
    Also, Lixian is terrifyingly good at Monopoly

    • @TimerdonDWI
      @TimerdonDWI 2 роки тому +30

      Yeah. I think you probably already know but in one of the 3 Scary Games, I think, & a 3 Satisfying Games, Lixian did a voice-over for both. In the Scary Games one, he nailed the tone so perfectly that I thought it was the game's voice-acting

    • @catjayp
      @catjayp 2 роки тому +7

      he has a UA-cam channel where he uses his voice. Its called LixianTV and was linked in the description

    • @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
      @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas Рік тому +2

      I think lixian got the good stuff just because of luck

  • @FightingForceSoulless
    @FightingForceSoulless 5 років тому +424

    "You're my only hope" - proceeds to make a half-hour long trade giving up everything

  • @chrisarbour
    @chrisarbour 5 років тому +701

    48:06 Mark trying to recover
    48:17 Wade "You guys wanna play again?"

    • @kingofalls
      @kingofalls 4 роки тому +7

      That was the best thing ever

    • @kingofalls
      @kingofalls 4 роки тому +6

      I dead when I heard this

    • @sammoreed
      @sammoreed 4 роки тому +2

      Perfect timing for it too

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 роки тому +1

      Lol "the game will not troll us this time right!?!?"

  • @milag7999
    @milag7999 5 років тому +463

    That trading part killed me, I saw my life flash before my eyes I couldn’t breath from so laughing so hard 😂

  • @SeanMadeAScene
    @SeanMadeAScene Рік тому +404

    A. They need to play with Lixian more
    B. I genuinely thought Lixian's laugh was Séan's laugh

    • @BTTRSWYT
      @BTTRSWYT Рік тому +5

      He’s like sheen if sheen had a Portuguese accent and was chill

    • @devontamosley4487
      @devontamosley4487 Рік тому +9

      @@yeetionary I think he meant Sheen from Jimmy Neutron. Sheen does have an accent, a Hispanic/Spanish accent because his voice actor is Hispanic.

    • @StarryCatTV
      @StarryCatTV 17 днів тому

      Omg Séan and Lixian do have such similar laughs, I thought it was Séan infiltrating the video when he laughed the first time.

  • @andgaming2720
    @andgaming2720 5 років тому +504

    Wade: You are the one true king
    Mark: Not Again!!!!

    • @HittingBandy
      @HittingBandy 5 років тому +1

      Fnaf: sure

    • @wolfyt387
      @wolfyt387 5 років тому +1

      I lost my sh** during that part

  • @TDArulesclub4
    @TDArulesclub4 4 роки тому +290

    Favorite highlights
    6:04 "Holy fuck my mother I'll buy it."
    12:51 The story of Wade's boner story.
    35:05 Mark's speech until he realized the process took longer than his speech.
    47:26 The longest turn in Monopoly ends.

  • @doctoc1334
    @doctoc1334 5 років тому +361

    And after that day, Mark swore to never again attempt to team up with his friends for a common enemy

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 роки тому +5

      Shots his own foot "It just got worst!!!"

  • @OleanderFaye
    @OleanderFaye 4 роки тому +553

    Bobs "I prefer you call me Daddy" is so underappreciated

  • @oregan0
    @oregan0 5 років тому +200

    47:12 Finally somebody who appreciates the hilarity of the microphone cutting out

  • @Handington
    @Handington 5 років тому +298

    This was one of the best Monopoly games I've ever watched

  • @manthanbhatt2162
    @manthanbhatt2162 5 років тому +442

    Now I know how dormamu must've felt with the whole bargain thingy.

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 роки тому +10

      You are my prisoner now.

    • @j.p1183
      @j.p1183 4 роки тому +24

      Wade: Markimoo i've come to trade

  • @azryxthefolf6331
    @azryxthefolf6331 4 роки тому +332

    Bob: *mocks mark*
    Mark: "Shuht yer meouwth"

  • @witchofthemoss
    @witchofthemoss 5 років тому +514

    Basically the whole Monopoly game:
    *S E L F D E S T R U C T*

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 роки тому

      I did not know Monopoly had a M.A.D. opinion.

  • @nocturneshallow224
    @nocturneshallow224 5 років тому +1374

    mark: **declines** you won't do it again
    wade: **does it again**
    mark: *OH GOD PLEASE NO*
    me: **dies of laughter**

    • @TheDementedSig
      @TheDementedSig 5 років тому +33

      mark: **rolls dice and goes bankrupt in jail**
      monopoly: “AUCTION ALL OF MARK’S PROPERTY”
      mark: **markiplier.exe has experienced a fatal error**
      me: **dead**

    • @nocturneshallow224
      @nocturneshallow224 5 років тому +4

      @@TheDementedSig omg yes XD

    • @tiffanydara6954
      @tiffanydara6954 5 років тому +1

      SAME!!!! ROFLOL

    • @RandomGuy-dc9ed
      @RandomGuy-dc9ed 5 років тому +1

      😂👌

    • @doctoreggman5537
      @doctoreggman5537 4 роки тому

      Wade: well if there's one thing I have, it's balls Mark my man.

  • @fourleafclovers1204
    @fourleafclovers1204 5 років тому +693

    Can we get a sad yeehaw for Mark’s newly acknowledged southern aggression?
    😔🤠

  • @demonprincess9680
    @demonprincess9680 4 роки тому +604

    Wade: The man who put up with the great trades and negotiation and should have won
    Earlier ...
    Wade: Let's trade
    Mark: No
    Wade: Let's trade
    Mark: No
    Wade: Let's trade
    Mark: fine T_T

  • @ZappAttackGaming
    @ZappAttackGaming 5 років тому +407

    I think Wade purposely whines about everything just to annoy Mark... Its Amazing

    • @kaylistensmusic
      @kaylistensmusic 5 років тому +4

      hes toxic and annoying

    • @Lachapalacha125
      @Lachapalacha125 5 років тому +31

      @@kaylistensmusic love it

    • @drywalleater883
      @drywalleater883 5 років тому +6

      @@kaylistensmusic i dont know about toxic but yes to annoying. like wtf wade

    • @Morten_Storvik
      @Morten_Storvik 5 років тому +28

      @@drywalleater883 You must be a new sub if this is behaviour i news to you. On top of that it has been hinted to many times that Wade dont really like Monopoly soooo….

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a 5 років тому +51

      Yall really don't know what friendship is like do you?

  • @raydenlikescats3657
    @raydenlikescats3657 5 років тому +885

    Mark reacting to his own joke "Southern Aggression" is everything

    • @FENT0NMENACE
      @FENT0NMENACE 5 років тому +17

      you right

    • @itsasquid
      @itsasquid 5 років тому +12

      @@FENT0NMENACE u rite

    • @hypershadic1427
      @hypershadic1427 5 років тому +11

      @@itsasquid U Rite

    • @toyjam2
      @toyjam2 5 років тому +1

      I still don’t get the joke. Why did he react like that? I really don’t get joke.

    • @garbiiiiij
      @garbiiiiij 5 років тому

      Galactic MantaRayden you right

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +878

    Mark should play the Monopoly Cheaters edition. The actual game board.

    • @chloeistrash4243
      @chloeistrash4243 5 років тому +17

      I got this for Christmas and still haven't managed to figure it out lmao

    • @darthlily7138
      @darthlily7138 5 років тому

      What is that?

    • @JohnFKennedy490
      @JohnFKennedy490 5 років тому

      Lily Pad it’s a game

    • @friendlypineappledeliveryg5230
      @friendlypineappledeliveryg5230 5 років тому +3

      I got it for Christmas and played it once, my family would take their eyes off me

    • @darthlily7138
      @darthlily7138 5 років тому

      @@JohnFKennedy490 I figured that, but is it a different version of Monopoly or something?

  • @willfahey6348
    @willfahey6348 4 роки тому +194

    Mark, Bob, and Wade: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.
    Lixian: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

  • @connorcaldwell588
    @connorcaldwell588 5 років тому +119

    Every time they play together, my response is always "WTF is this conversation?!?!?!"

  • @alexiskelley5787
    @alexiskelley5787 4 роки тому +798

    I live in Illinois, and I can confirm that we don’t say “Illinois”-
    We say “illinououou~”

  • @jaybou007
    @jaybou007 5 років тому +159

    7:31 Bob's comedic timing should be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 4 роки тому +149

    "For every bacon, there is always a Kevin"
    ~ Wade
    *Best quote ever*

  • @potato1674
    @potato1674 5 років тому +318

    5:52 Me when someone talks to me but I actually couldn't hear what they were saying

  • @ach7246
    @ach7246 5 років тому +455

    Bob every video ever: "YOU'RE A GODDAMN WIZARD!"

    • @albuttt
      @albuttt 5 років тому +6

      Mark: "I know."

    • @dynamicgaming6256
      @dynamicgaming6256 5 років тому +4

      Alveldir S. Correction
      Mark: “You right”

    • @ach7246
      @ach7246 5 років тому +4

      @@dynamicgaming6256 Mark: Yes I agree

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 4 роки тому +296

    Wade: “Lixian, we should do a trade after this!” .... (later) .... “You guys want to play again?”

  • @Verytotallymanly
    @Verytotallymanly 4 роки тому +210

    I love how you can hear lixian giggling throughout this

  • @sammigoldstein7009
    @sammigoldstein7009 5 років тому +1325

    Jack is currently photoshoping you into a Barbie on his stream

    • @lokii5654
      @lokii5654 5 років тому +37

      i saw that

    • @brohodi4329
      @brohodi4329 5 років тому +20

      8======D

    • @nono7120
      @nono7120 5 років тому +7

      Yep

    • @lokii5654
      @lokii5654 5 років тому +18

      @@brohodi4329 im im im im speechless 😶

    • @elirainu
      @elirainu 5 років тому +1

      Lol wtf?

  • @user-nz2ec1js3r
    @user-nz2ec1js3r 5 років тому +171

    this is probably the weirdest game of monopoly i've seen since ever

    • @theycallmethehunter5096
      @theycallmethehunter5096 5 років тому +5

      ꧁꧂

    • @theycallmethehunter5096
      @theycallmethehunter5096 5 років тому +1

      Pretty sweet tho

    • @jacktheripper2660
      @jacktheripper2660 5 років тому +2

      This is the weirdest game of monopoly I've seen since one of my friends who was acting as referee(we get a little aggressive sometimes and tend to bypass the rules) brought a 38" dildo to monopoly night at Hooters and slapped the disobedient fuckers who didn't follow the rules.
      My abs hurt from the laughter for the next three days.

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 5 років тому

      ꧁꧂ ꧁꧂ ꧁꧂ ꧁꧂

    • @thebourneguy6032
      @thebourneguy6032 5 років тому

      You right

  • @moon16879
    @moon16879 Рік тому +33

    the whole sequence of wade trading with mark and the auction part immediately after, honestly made me cry. wade is the best, for that he really deserved that win

  • @prometheanrebel3838
    @prometheanrebel3838 4 роки тому +150

    I've noticed a pattern whenever Mark plays this game.
    The way it ends is always when people just up and quit because of all the bullshittery that happens. It's hilarous.

  • @naglesh9963
    @naglesh9963 3 роки тому +571

    Mark: "I don't even wear hats!"
    Unus Annus fans: sure buddy, sure.

  • @hannahmcaleer6283
    @hannahmcaleer6283 2 роки тому +52

    41:12 Lixians panic did me in here, he sounded like a gun was to his head 😂

  • @graizerz-8695
    @graizerz-8695 5 років тому +266

    Beginning of the game
    Mark: I want to play and win
    2 hours later.....
    Mark:EENNNDDD MMEEEEE!!!

  • @vinsanity7517
    @vinsanity7517 4 роки тому +284

    I feel like lixian is becoming a God. and everyone's is just channeling their resources to keep the torch lit.

  • @vegangetaways
    @vegangetaways 5 років тому +134

    I enjoy these chatty gaming videos, it's nice and easy to have on in the background :)

  • @Cosma-kara
    @Cosma-kara 4 роки тому +154

    7:00
    Just Bob going "is this one funny" gets me every time

  • @darkvendar895
    @darkvendar895 4 роки тому +93

    When the great trade of repeating history occured i was crying of laughter to the point where i was asked if i was okay. Then JUST when i finally recovered from such a majesty, the laugh factory went back in business when mark realized all the properties had to be auctioned and made things worse. Truly i have found what joy feels like

    • @nurse_plague
      @nurse_plague 2 роки тому +9

      Comrade you are not alone 😔🤝

  • @ryaniscoolhi1019
    @ryaniscoolhi1019 4 роки тому +109

    41:28 don't mind me this is just my timestamps for later

  • @EldurThePaladin
    @EldurThePaladin 5 років тому +103

    I'm just shocked Mark didn't alt+F4 after the 3rd time Wade tried to trade, or during the auction for this bankrupted properties, out of pure insanity.

  • @chalchiutliqa2321
    @chalchiutliqa2321 5 років тому +328

    Me : time to go to sleep!
    *Markiplier uploads*
    *I look at the battery, 54%*
    Me: Nevermind!

    • @kcole98
      @kcole98 5 років тому +2

      EverythingButMe I swear to god my battery is on 54% right now

  • @floatingfishes_6266
    @floatingfishes_6266 5 років тому +176

    When Mark gets mad, the Colonel (AKA WILFORD!!!!!) comes out a little

  • @xenowreborn
    @xenowreborn 2 роки тому +57

    wade: "You should It'd cover up my bald spot"
    Here we can see wade's Manipulation in play, causing markiplier GREAT confusion, and thus weakening his willpower, allowing for the Broken Trade deal later down the road to be possible