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  • @axel322
    @axel322 3 роки тому +11383

    19:56
    Wade: "Y'know Bob I'm feeling particularly nice, have your hand back"
    Bob: *"W A S U N"*

    • @summershine_
      @summershine_ 3 роки тому +488

      I laughed waaaaaaaay too hard in that part.

    • @D1EHARDTOO
      @D1EHARDTOO 3 роки тому +306

      I feel like Bob was Carl Wheezer in a past life

    • @MnMJax
      @MnMJax 3 роки тому +136

      Thank you for this timestamp, I'm literally crying laughing

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 3 роки тому +122

      When you wasun

    • @tyredsauce
      @tyredsauce 3 роки тому +81

      Wasun is now my catchphrase.

  • @ismellstatic
    @ismellstatic 3 роки тому +8287

    Bob going "Wait a minute" like eight times in a row each with a different emotion was fucking priceless

  • @Aquitanic
    @Aquitanic 3 роки тому +1755

    "You got more red, Mark?"
    *"YoU kNoW I dOoHoOOHooHO"*
    Thank you Mark, I am now dead.

    • @Poppywoppy416
      @Poppywoppy416 3 роки тому +16

      It was so funny I watched it a second time

    • @knightlypoleaxe2501
      @knightlypoleaxe2501 3 роки тому +46

      *"nnnNNNOOOOOOOOOOH!"*
      "Oh my god he did"
      "Buddy!"
      *"NOOOooooo..."*
      "Friend!"

    • @DeadlyDudeOE
      @DeadlyDudeOE 22 дні тому

      ​@@Poppywoppy416try more like 20 and then we'll talk

  • @alextproductions1118
    @alextproductions1118 2 роки тому +4270

    I love how nobody mentions Bob’s “You make good friend of me for a lotta years.” Golden statement

    • @Exetressdash
      @Exetressdash 2 роки тому +25

      I loved it

    • @alextproductions1118
      @alextproductions1118 2 роки тому +4

      @marcoscolga24 ??

    • @ri907
      @ri907 Рік тому +12

      Timestamp: 14:40

    • @Tasoq
      @Tasoq Рік тому

      I feel like he said "frenemy"

    • @alextproductions1118
      @alextproductions1118 Рік тому +14

      @@Tasoq there’s literally subtitles. Plus they’re actually friends so where would frenemy even come from?

  • @frecklesandfries9209
    @frecklesandfries9209 3 роки тому +4794

    Honestly Mark quietly choosing not to screw Bob in the background was so wholesome.

  • @coolgreenbot7368
    @coolgreenbot7368 3 роки тому +6283

    Top Bob moments of this video:
    -10:10 you knew
    -13:15 wait a minute
    -16:55 you know
    -19:55 wasun
    -3:10 you can’t jump in
    -21:50 slpslpslpslpslp
    -14:21 we’re doing it
    -0:58 GOTTEM!
    -6:34 Guhhh

    • @elijahmacfarland9000
      @elijahmacfarland9000 3 роки тому +189

      How could you miss "Oh, you can't jump in on those..." at 3:16

    • @elijahmacfarland9000
      @elijahmacfarland9000 3 роки тому +50

      @Kyliena Matias honestly that one was obscenely funny to me

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 3 роки тому +89

      Don't forget 14:21 "We're doing it!"

    • @drakenn342
      @drakenn342 3 роки тому +86

      The wasun and cucktopus killed me

    • @Nemiitix
      @Nemiitix 3 роки тому +25

      You missed u c k

  • @speedytrelawny9123
    @speedytrelawny9123 3 роки тому +5795

    *"Finally my revenge is coming to fruition"*
    Glowbox: **lays a zero card down**
    Wade: *fuCK*

    • @speedytrelawny9123
      @speedytrelawny9123 3 роки тому +111

      @The Spatza what does my comment have to do with god😂

    • @hermesthegreek5247
      @hermesthegreek5247 3 роки тому +134

      @The Spatza This is literally what happens when you overdose on vitamin gummies.

    • @speedytrelawny9123
      @speedytrelawny9123 3 роки тому +57

      @@hermesthegreek5247 I think they're on something

    • @stormynight4856
      @stormynight4856 3 роки тому +68

      @The Spatza A wild internet troll has appeared *pokemon theme intensifies*

    • @bertholdthoover8793
      @bertholdthoover8793 3 роки тому +6

      @The Spatza ?

  • @blacksailorscout1329
    @blacksailorscout1329 3 роки тому +920

    13:21 Bob experiences a wide range of emotions

    • @NintendoNerd64
      @NintendoNerd64 2 роки тому +49

      “Hey wait a minute. Well, hey wait a m- wait Hey wait a minute!”

    • @solidturtle6910
      @solidturtle6910 11 місяців тому +10

      hey wade a minute

    • @DieselRogers2008
      @DieselRogers2008 2 місяці тому +2

      He went through the stages of grief all in 5 seconds

  • @markpetrov9476
    @markpetrov9476 3 роки тому +6997

    Wasun deserves a place on the same shelf as that one autotune sneeze.

    • @octopuppy5611
      @octopuppy5611 3 роки тому +263

      That sneeze is my notification sound 😂

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 3 роки тому +179

      Blues. Snooze. *sneezes in autotune*

    • @neptxnian
      @neptxnian 3 роки тому +361

      "Blues!"
      "Snooze!"
      _"HÄPŒUF"_

    • @officialdonkey
      @officialdonkey 2 роки тому +30

      @@octopuppy5611 SAME it’s my text tone

    • @mark030a
      @mark030a 2 роки тому +7

      With Radal Memes autotune in third place

  • @YourCo-workerAlbedo
    @YourCo-workerAlbedo 3 роки тому +9679

    Watching Mark, Wade and Bob play UNO is a part of self-care routine for me

    • @matttale7918
      @matttale7918 3 роки тому +127

      It just makes you feel good y’know?

    • @YourCo-workerAlbedo
      @YourCo-workerAlbedo 3 роки тому +49

      @@matttale7918 Yes!!! 😩

    • @akscraggy2434
      @akscraggy2434 3 роки тому +134

      I play the uno playlist every time I go to bed

    • @PossumLover72303
      @PossumLover72303 3 роки тому +6

      That's believable for someone with a danganronpa pfp lmao

    • @HeyTay96
      @HeyTay96 3 роки тому +55

      @@akscraggy2434 it's all fun and games until you wake up to yelling 🤣

  • @Quadraxis
    @Quadraxis 3 роки тому +8153

    Mark: "We're doing it We're doing it!"
    Bob: "We're doing it we're doing it!"
    Both chanting: "WE'RE DOING IT WE'RE DOING IT!!"
    I fucking lost it.

    • @bobbybkh1471
      @bobbybkh1471 3 роки тому +41

      Dude same

    • @emiranda2491
      @emiranda2491 3 роки тому +24

      Me three!🤣

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 роки тому +40

      That was beautiful.

    • @CuteSkyler
      @CuteSkyler 3 роки тому +49

      doin it doin it doin it well
      doin it doin it doin it well
      doin it doin it doin it well
      i represent taco-bell dorito shell

    • @unprankable666
      @unprankable666 3 роки тому +55

      Wade: Audible pain.

  • @kitsune917
    @kitsune917 3 роки тому +1707

    20:20 anyone realise bob's laugh literally had a rhythm/ melody to it

    • @Dreemurr5
      @Dreemurr5 3 роки тому +130

      Yo if you are good with music or anything could you please make a remix of nothing but that laugh melody

    • @cottenanimations2763
      @cottenanimations2763 3 роки тому +46

      Now I do

    • @elizabethlacy8869
      @elizabethlacy8869 2 роки тому +54

      I didn't until I saw this comment now I can't unhear it 😂

    • @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband
      @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband 2 роки тому +40

      It really sounds like how a trumpet player would phrase in a big band solo

    • @ericmaloney6730
      @ericmaloney6730 2 роки тому +47

      Ha-hu-ha-hu-hu-ha-haaaaa

  • @gloriajasmine937
    @gloriajasmine937 3 роки тому +15640

    Could we take a moment and appreciate that wade survived getting hit by a freaking semi truck. Like how lucky is this man.

    • @CryptidCollective
      @CryptidCollective 3 роки тому +741

      Wait, what? Is this a joke or is this serious? I can’t find any info on this- is it mentioned in the video I just started watching it

    • @aidanmasterson3095
      @aidanmasterson3095 3 роки тому +116

      Yes.

    • @YourCo-workerAlbedo
      @YourCo-workerAlbedo 3 роки тому +743

      @@CryptidCollective Wade tweeted about it 8:01

    • @WolfQuestfan2468
      @WolfQuestfan2468 3 роки тому +809

      I also got hit by a semi-truck a couple years ago on the highway. I feel Wade for his relief for surviving it.

    • @kurtgobang
      @kurtgobang 3 роки тому +24

      He can easily be replaced lol. Grow up kid

  • @wewowewo8938
    @wewowewo8938 3 роки тому +13000

    Bob: “You got more red Mark?” ( Mark’s insane giggling intensifies) “yOu kNOw I dO!”

    • @steeeve1119
      @steeeve1119 3 роки тому +489

      Warfstache slipped out lol

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 роки тому +483

      "BUDDY!!! FRIEND!!!"

    • @Pinkus_
      @Pinkus_ 3 роки тому +331

      MY TEAMMATE

    • @kingjude8035
      @kingjude8035 3 роки тому +85

      Monster from goonies replaces mark

    • @HorizonStronghold
      @HorizonStronghold 3 роки тому +212

      “HeuGH HKNOW I DoO!” -Wilford Warfstache 2021

  • @rhysnelson6077
    @rhysnelson6077 3 роки тому +1614

    A summary of this episode:
    “WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT!!!!!”

  • @AriiAniaismyname
    @AriiAniaismyname 3 роки тому +3730

    My favorite parts:
    "We're doing it, we're doing it, we'RE DOING IT"
    "W A S U N"
    "Can we keep it re-- *dying noises*"

    • @quinn3499
      @quinn3499 2 роки тому +113

      "you got more red buddy?"
      "ah ha yOU KNOW I DO"
      is mine lol

    • @elf._.3825
      @elf._.3825 Рік тому +43

      Mine has to be "My teammate, we did it!" from Mark with pure glee and the weirdest accent 😭

    • @nd35780
      @nd35780 Рік тому +61

      Y’all are forgetting the classic…
      WHAT WERE YOU SAYING SIR?!? *ABOUT **_MY_** CUCKTOPUS?!?*

    • @meizuman
      @meizuman Рік тому +3

      What's the timestamp for wasun

    • @he_7
      @he_7 Рік тому +25

      19:57 is when the infamous "wasun" occurred

  • @seanmcaodhagain9447
    @seanmcaodhagain9447 3 роки тому +3821

    "Wade: "Don't be a Cucktopus"
    "Mark: *shlshhlllslhlslhslhslhslsh* "

    • @cessnafun5385
      @cessnafun5385 3 роки тому +31

      **Laughs in Demon**

    • @Atlas_1127
      @Atlas_1127 3 роки тому +21

      @The Spatza I am inclined to disagree

    • @kiraakabane4199
      @kiraakabane4199 3 роки тому +57

      @The Spatza This comment has nothing to do with religion, and stop trying to change other people's viewpoints just because you don't believe in it

    • @darklord-rf8yd
      @darklord-rf8yd 3 роки тому +16

      @The Spatza What are you replying to?

    • @migin_77
      @migin_77 3 роки тому +16

      @@darklord-rf8yd the videos on their UA-cam channel make their comment less surprising. They have videos of them burning the Bible and Quran in Minecraft

  • @fabled5906
    @fabled5906 3 роки тому +1616

    Mark choosing a color based on making the person with the most cards having to draw as a result rather than helping himself win is a perfect example of UNO energy.

  • @CAMELOT331
    @CAMELOT331 3 роки тому +19166

    Let's be honest. Every game of UNO is the longest game ever. Only second to monopoly and third to marriage.

    • @DrWho2008t101
      @DrWho2008t101 3 роки тому +183

      good point.

    • @papasquash919
      @papasquash919 3 роки тому +689

      Longest game is waiting for Nevada to count votes

    • @dashturner6415
      @dashturner6415 3 роки тому +210

      @@papasquash919 still going huh?

    • @chasity9324
      @chasity9324 3 роки тому +159

      And don't forget the game of life

    • @LB0206
      @LB0206 3 роки тому +16

      Second? Ah, nevermind...

  • @IsabelHaupt
    @IsabelHaupt 2 роки тому +1154

    Favourite moments:
    Gottem! 1:03
    Oh phucking hell 1:07
    I saved you 1:36
    That was short lived! 2:27
    Oh you can't jump in on those... 3:16
    Nicely done Hero! 3:51
    Oh this is this hand? 4:43
    He's doomed? 5:10
    Oh for f*cks sake 5:36
    See what? See this Wade 6:06
    I've got a problem for this solution 6:20
    Sure 6:27
    I almost died... 7:58
    I'm on everybody's team 8:53
    Fruittition 8:57
    Uck 9:07
    Wealth distribution 9:48
    Mark you know 10:26
    I can complain 12:37
    Glowbox is out here hacking 13:01
    If you just stop b tching for two minutes 13:55
    We're doing it 14:24
    Can we get a reverse 16:45
    I'm freezing brother 18:55
    WASUN 19:57
    De fart station 20:17
    Wait can we leave it re ehhd 20:50
    Cucktapus 21:40
    Fair is fair 23:35
    YoU kNoW I dO 27:30

    • @Ositojulian
      @Ositojulian 2 роки тому +16

      Thanks for the time stamps!

    • @wendyjohns6066
      @wendyjohns6066 Рік тому +18

      I got a problem to this solution is also amazing

    • @IsabelHaupt
      @IsabelHaupt Рік тому +7

      @@wendyjohns6066 Added to the list now

    • @Spinny1999
      @Spinny1999 Рік тому +15

      20:51 wade: wait could we leave it
      re-E H H

    • @IsabelHaupt
      @IsabelHaupt Рік тому +3

      @@Spinny1999 added to the list

  • @DeeTower
    @DeeTower 3 роки тому +2880

    I'm sorry, Bob's "guh" had me crying.

    • @ram-hu4hn
      @ram-hu4hn 3 роки тому +25

      taking after Mori

    • @thatredpyro6890
      @thatredpyro6890 3 роки тому +3

      @@eldiosxd270 ugh gross

    • @wheresthepaprika7763
      @wheresthepaprika7763 3 роки тому +4

      @@ram-hu4hn the rabbit hole is spreading

    • @ram-hu4hn
      @ram-hu4hn 3 роки тому +4

      @@wheresthepaprika7763 i shall be the ambassador 💀

    • @ND62511
      @ND62511 3 роки тому +9

      Next UNO ep will have Mark say “wah”, revealing his true nature as a takodachi

  • @kookiebunny5925
    @kookiebunny5925 3 роки тому +940

    Bob: got any more reds, Mark?
    Mark: *ungodly noises of success*

    • @kirbbys
      @kirbbys 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @toastghost342
      @toastghost342 3 роки тому +48

      Bob: Got any more reds, Mark?
      Mark: oH yOu KnOw I dO hEhEhEhEhE

    • @alexanderbounds3742
      @alexanderbounds3742 3 роки тому +25

      *wilford warfstache intensifies*

  • @artsycj9314
    @artsycj9314 3 роки тому +638

    27:35 the “YoU KnOW i dO-“

  • @pyramidteam9961
    @pyramidteam9961 3 роки тому +1099

    6:54 Here we see the butterfly effect in action, Mark's simple act of drawing a blue reverse gave Bob the ability to reverse it again and change it to yellow, making Mark's only possible move playing his yellow nine, which in turn forced wade to draw a yellow reverse. That made it so Mark drew the card that copies the effects of the card underneath, reversing it again to Wade's turn while maintaining a color he does not have. This caused Wade to draw and play a yellow two, giving Globox the power to change the color to green, making Bob's only move to skip Mark's turn.
    One flap of a butterfly's wings, caused a tornado.
    One draw of a blue reverse, caused Mark to skip his turn.
    Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

  • @queen_gilgamesh
    @queen_gilgamesh 3 роки тому +903

    Can we all take a sec to appreciate lixian and all the editors like robin because they work really hard and their edits are just so damn funny

    • @sirsanti8408
      @sirsanti8408 3 роки тому +9

      Unus annus

    • @jessicamason2526
      @jessicamason2526 3 роки тому +9

      @@sirsanti8408 memento mori

    • @beefstroganoff1774
      @beefstroganoff1774 3 роки тому +13

      They make the uno set up not boring and stationary, and that's really hard :)

    • @astrumnihilum
      @astrumnihilum 3 роки тому +3

      yeah. marcus, rachel, and lixian do such a good job on marks channel.

    • @-vira-6422
      @-vira-6422 3 роки тому

      Memento mori my friend

  • @nachonathan8334
    @nachonathan8334 3 роки тому +1833

    Mark: “Is someone gonna complain!”
    Me: *reads title* “I believe all of you are going to complain pretty soon.”

    • @user-ji8ps7jf9y
      @user-ji8ps7jf9y 3 роки тому +1

      :D

    • @firstryft
      @firstryft 3 роки тому +5

      @The Spatza shut up bro no one even said anything about The Gods 🙄

    • @firstryft
      @firstryft 3 роки тому +4

      @The Spatza or was there a person who deleted their comment?

    • @rootbeerpanda6182
      @rootbeerpanda6182 3 роки тому +3

      @@firstryft nope saw this comment in a different one too :/

    • @MythicaIl
      @MythicaIl 3 роки тому +8

      @The Spatza Dude just cause you don't believe in god doesn't mean I don't so if you have something to say about god keep it to yourself also no one was taking about god

  • @MidnightMisadventures
    @MidnightMisadventures 3 роки тому +5387

    I will never tire of watching these three play Uno

    • @ninzembo908
      @ninzembo908 3 роки тому +36

      4

    • @MidnightMisadventures
      @MidnightMisadventures 3 роки тому +76

      @@ninzembo908 Yes, that's true. Globox does deserve to be recognized as well

    • @jadeh1878
      @jadeh1878 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @ngrainbows4755
      @ngrainbows4755 3 роки тому +11

      @The Spatza what if i believe in invisible guardian unicorns instead of god

    • @LdashJ
      @LdashJ 3 роки тому +2

      Same

  • @pebbletalk01
    @pebbletalk01 3 роки тому +3935

    3:51
    "Nicely done, hero!"
    "Thanks, Narrator"

  • @KarmaNeverTouches
    @KarmaNeverTouches 3 роки тому +328

    21:38 is one of the funnest damn things I've seen.
    The timing was just... spot on.

  • @trickolas
    @trickolas 3 роки тому +6869

    “What were you saying SIR, about MY CUCKTUPUS!?” I lose it everytime

    • @aliyalackey7917
      @aliyalackey7917 3 роки тому +114

      21:41 HAHAHAAAA

    • @WoodskeeperTarkov
      @WoodskeeperTarkov 3 роки тому +68

      "Wait don't be a cucktupus mark slslslslslslslslsls" "(laughing)"

    • @oliviatucker1950
      @oliviatucker1950 3 роки тому +12

      same

    • @kayleigh8793
      @kayleigh8793 3 роки тому +103

      @@WoodskeeperTarkov it'd be:
      Wade: "Don't be a cucktupus"
      Mark: lplplplplplplplps
      Bob was quoting them lol

    • @sarahmcdonald4787
      @sarahmcdonald4787 3 роки тому +31

      No de-fart-station KILLED me😂😂😂😂

  • @CrispyToast
    @CrispyToast 3 роки тому +9289

    The true UNO MVP goes to Globox.

    • @mattsugrim7132
      @mattsugrim7132 3 роки тому +210

      Barbara is the MVP of UNO. No contest. She slaps Wade's cheeks for purely our entertainment.

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 3 роки тому +41

      @@mattsugrim7132 Another reason why tomboys are best in every scenario :y

    • @j.chillydawson1807
      @j.chillydawson1807 3 роки тому +51

      Don't forget Bwah, Bwaah, and Bwaaah
      but, f*ck barbara

    • @ItsWesels
      @ItsWesels 3 роки тому +16

      *You misspelled Barbara, kind peer

    • @DissonantSynth
      @DissonantSynth 3 роки тому +21

      Globox is Barb's spirit animal

  • @50shadesent.73
    @50shadesent.73 3 роки тому +227

    3:50 nicely done hero
    8:56 revenge and uck
    10:12 team mark and glo
    12:40 complaining
    13:48 teaming
    14:22 doing it
    16:58 u know
    18:12 wade screams

  • @max3cubed676
    @max3cubed676 3 роки тому +562

    Bob: "Hey mark got any more reds?"
    Wade: "NOOO"
    Mark: *Smiles and places the red reverse* "Yeeeeeeees"

    • @durk5331
      @durk5331 3 роки тому +15

      the fact he won with a reverse card when Bob was obviously like "I'm sure he doesn't have any more reds, he couldn't" in his head... and that Wade NOOO XD

    • @GENERIC-cs2
      @GENERIC-cs2 3 роки тому +3

      2013 Mark came out at the end lol

    • @VixenVulpix266
      @VixenVulpix266 3 роки тому

      @@GENERIC-cs2 wow that is weird, your using Markiplier's profile.

    • @GENERIC-cs2
      @GENERIC-cs2 3 роки тому +2

      @@VixenVulpix266 just a fan

  • @AllenMZim
    @AllenMZim 3 роки тому +457

    Bob: "There's nothing good in this world. I'm challenging it."
    What a mood.

  • @iseeyou6985
    @iseeyou6985 3 роки тому +311

    6:20
    "Alright I got a problem for this solution"
    -Bob

  • @MRSFOOSHEE
    @MRSFOOSHEE 3 роки тому +98

    14:34
    Mark,bob,computer:we’re doing it we’re doing it we’re doing it
    Wade: NOOOooOoOo

  • @ashtheegg_8123
    @ashtheegg_8123 3 роки тому +429

    21:49, by far my favorite part
    Bob: "Wade don't be a cucktopus....mark slusluslusluslu"

    • @westbro8591
      @westbro8591 Рік тому +1

      😂

    • @Sphemus
      @Sphemus Рік тому +3

      Wade: Don't be a cucktopus.
      Mark: 21:52

  • @JoeyTDoesThings
    @JoeyTDoesThings 3 роки тому +479

    20:52
    Wait, can we leave it re-
    [Stroke intensifies]

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 3 роки тому +5367

    Ok that thumbnail was impressive 😂

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 2 роки тому +32

    26:09 "Save me!" _proceeds to get stabbed by every card he draws_
    That end card sums up Wade's emotional state in all card/board games he plays with The Distractibles.

  • @bluemario610
    @bluemario610 3 роки тому +185

    10:09 YOU KNEW!
    14:22 We're doing it!
    19:54 Wasun

    • @coldwind6556
      @coldwind6556 3 роки тому +2

      Not helpful wtf is the point of skipping to just those moments 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @bluemario610
      @bluemario610 3 роки тому +35

      @@coldwind6556 dude chill, it's just my favorite moments, I mostly keep the comment for myself to get to those moments again later if I want. You don't HAVE to click that

    • @JalenKenobi
      @JalenKenobi 3 роки тому +1

      @@bluemario610 exactly 😂😂

    • @mariellenpellegrino
      @mariellenpellegrino 3 роки тому +1

      may I add 13:18 "Hey wait a minute!"

    • @twixster1884
      @twixster1884 3 роки тому +4

      20:16 Defartedstation

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 3 роки тому +828

    Globox: 'Advanced Hacking Uno Skills.'
    Barbara: *'Advanced Strategic +8 Cardd Attacking Skills'*

    • @amnathegrande
      @amnathegrande 3 роки тому +4

      @Antonio Trivelloni that's one thing that's similar between them.

    • @roberthanson3026
      @roberthanson3026 2 роки тому

      @@amnathegrande I see

  • @chaninzard674
    @chaninzard674 3 роки тому +4785

    Petition to make “Wasun” a new way to say “thank you”

  • @JoeVO24
    @JoeVO24 2 роки тому +112

    wasun kills me every time, just the tone of bobs voice is so perfect-

    • @savageratentertainment
      @savageratentertainment Рік тому +7

      what kills me is the whole "what were you saying SIR?? ABOUT MY COCKTAPUS?!?!" Bob: "Wade: Don't be a cocktapus Mark: *squishing sounds* "
      I die every time xD

  • @mrimpgnomes3523
    @mrimpgnomes3523 3 роки тому +845

    I love how every time they play uno they basically forget everything and have to spend the first 8 minutes figuring out what the hell is going on.

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 роки тому +924

    Wade: *Loses a round*
    Wade: “IT WAS BARBARA!!!”

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 3 роки тому +306

    "I got a good feeling about this."
    -Bob right before the worst thing possible happens

  • @dontaskquestions8721
    @dontaskquestions8721 3 роки тому +102

    Listening to this video in the background makes me realize how much of this can be taken out if context
    "We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it! YESSS!"

  • @LInk02
    @LInk02 3 роки тому +4472

    next time... The Return of Barbara )))

  • @kbcoch13
    @kbcoch13 3 роки тому +2543

    watching grown men play Uno is one of my favorite things and i’m not afraid to admit it

    • @lucianomartinez3507
      @lucianomartinez3507 3 роки тому +46

      @The Spatza damn okay edgy atheist teenager

    • @Author_Paluthor
      @Author_Paluthor 3 роки тому +37

      @The Spatza You're just making the rest of us atheists look bad.

    • @masterflameboss17
      @masterflameboss17 3 роки тому +25

      @@Author_Paluthor yeah it’s probably just a religious dude trying to make us look bad.

    • @zegolem3607
      @zegolem3607 3 роки тому +7

      @@masterflameboss17 or just an atheist. That's a possibility 2

    • @ucube16
      @ucube16 3 роки тому +4

      @The Spatza you are making atheists look bad

  • @zBrainlezz
    @zBrainlezz 3 роки тому +3584

    The way Mark and Bob's voices were in sync at 14:29 was pretty incredible

  • @lavarain8961
    @lavarain8961 2 роки тому +286

    12:53 Bob got older in a few movements 💀

  • @KUMAKURA
    @KUMAKURA 3 роки тому +3228

    "the longest uno game ever played"
    **laughs in uno: the movie**

    • @Tsamane
      @Tsamane 3 роки тому +126

      Here's lookin' at you kid.

    • @Rocker4JCforever
      @Rocker4JCforever 3 роки тому +66

      Wondered if I'd find this comment here. Uno: The Movie laughs at your puny half-hour video.

    • @miamicra1836
      @miamicra1836 3 роки тому +7

      ASRA MY SWEET LOVE!
      Your pfp is 🤤

    • @means_well
      @means_well 3 роки тому +36

      Until this video has it's own imdb page the title better change

    • @antisocialbear-wolf
      @antisocialbear-wolf 3 роки тому +15

      Am I the only one who immediately finished this video and went to rewatch it?

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 3 роки тому +340

    Mark: Did anyone else see what happened there?
    Lixian: *shows that one of the UNO cards went through the deck*
    Wade: See what?
    Mark: This... *throws down a +2*
    Wade: *internally screaming*

  • @mari._.ri2623
    @mari._.ri2623 3 роки тому +384

    27:35 the NOISE that came out of that man’s MOUTH HDSKSKS

  • @beezee0120
    @beezee0120 3 роки тому +115

    Trying to suppress my laughter in a dead silent class room while watching this was the MOST difficult thing I have ever had to do in all my years of living

  • @undeadlegend696
    @undeadlegend696 3 роки тому +1254

    Just remember:
    He make good friend of him for lotta years.

    • @undeadlegend696
      @undeadlegend696 3 роки тому +20

      @The Spatza wut

    • @undeadlegend696
      @undeadlegend696 3 роки тому +9

      @Masked Pariah Oh

    • @kiddiestrangler
      @kiddiestrangler 3 роки тому +3

      @The Spatza wtf

    • @Its_M1zn
      @Its_M1zn 3 роки тому +4

      @Masked Pariah Yeahh, i hate that thing :-) I've just want a good uno video and then that thing came
      (Edit: This video is good not saying that it's bad )

    • @eseerianknight0386
      @eseerianknight0386 3 роки тому +1

      Yearbook quote

  • @duffinmcmuffin9367
    @duffinmcmuffin9367 3 роки тому +729

    UNO, the game that creates friendships and destroys them right after.

    • @Marchello21
      @Marchello21 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @SpaceGT_07
      @SpaceGT_07 3 роки тому +2

      A donut approves this as well

    • @yoccoo_
      @yoccoo_ 3 роки тому +2

      True.

    • @alihossain2k24
      @alihossain2k24 3 роки тому +1

      Blog 🙏

    • @kdraddict
      @kdraddict 3 роки тому +1

      This is why I'm lonely all the time thanks do reminding me 😊

  • @farismallah5740
    @farismallah5740 3 роки тому +858

    Heh...y’all haven’t even SEEN “UNO: The Movie” by achievement hunter, they had to switch a dude out and call their significant others to say they’re coming home late

    • @MercyGrrl15
      @MercyGrrl15 3 роки тому +27

      Ha, that was literally my thought too!

    • @TheKat9513
      @TheKat9513 3 роки тому +26

      It was during the election too

    • @conducktorwhirlwarstartera5055
      @conducktorwhirlwarstartera5055 3 роки тому +32

      I miss the old AH.....Hate the fuck out of Ryan now....and the other bois are split up. God this sucks

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 роки тому +2

      Precisely my thoughts.

    • @felbarashla
      @felbarashla 3 роки тому +27

      I’m still waiting for Uno 2: Here’s Looking at you Kid.

  • @twijackgfs
    @twijackgfs 2 роки тому +52

    22:36 "lining what up? my death? me under the guillotine?" my favorite part 😭💀

  • @kaileenabonaduce227
    @kaileenabonaduce227 3 роки тому +808

    Why does Old Bob look like he's going to create a dinosaur theme park?

    • @manudabral
      @manudabral 3 роки тому +2

      Oh yeah I see that

    • @NueLei
      @NueLei 3 роки тому +1

      Is it old or young Bob?

    • @aleshanoel689
      @aleshanoel689 3 роки тому +4

      Why did I just watch the movies and come here to find this comment?

    • @stikk_bugg
      @stikk_bugg 3 роки тому +9

      @The Spatza this was just completely unnecessary
      I'm an atheist but this really was not necessary

    • @jaquelinegronowski4638
      @jaquelinegronowski4638 3 роки тому +1

      @ the Spatza
      I don't believe either but that doesn't mean that you have to say that under an Uno video

  • @accentasmraudio4546
    @accentasmraudio4546 3 роки тому +370

    Wade: “Nicely Done, Hero!”
    Bob: “Thank you, Narrator-“
    Your Narrator (in the background): “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @accentasmraudio4546
      @accentasmraudio4546 3 роки тому +2

      Bob Bingi I can hear him now. “Juicy! Quick!! Grab my phone!!! I can record a tiktok while Narrator rages!”
      Juicy: “ *ANGRY GAGE NOISES INTENSIFY* “

    • @jackiechan715
      @jackiechan715 3 роки тому +5

      You know, I've only recently been introduced to Josh, Narrator, Eddie, and the rest of them in the past month or so. My friend is a fan of theirs, and plays their videos sometimes when he goes to sleep. I heard some of the videos when I spent the night, and asked him about them in the morning. Now I love their stuff and I've gone through and watched a bunch of their videos, especially Narrator. That man is so amazing and wholesome.

    • @laineybarnett8509
      @laineybarnett8509 3 роки тому

      @@jackiechan715 i don't think *wholesome* is quite the word for it but yeah :D

  • @ineon_playz9964
    @ineon_playz9964 3 роки тому +550

    19:57 I don't know why but I busted a gut when Bob said Wasn.

    • @AkizatheNacho
      @AkizatheNacho 3 роки тому +36

      Wasn is german slang so I kinda died when He said that lol.
      It's a short term for "What is it?"

    • @xqcommunity
      @xqcommunity 3 роки тому +15

      @@AkizatheNacho PLS THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER

    • @me12.12
      @me12.12 2 роки тому +2

      I misread this as nut and almost fell out of my chair

    • @ineon_playz9964
      @ineon_playz9964 2 роки тому

      @@me12.12 Hey man whatever makes you happy

  • @justinethomas3789
    @justinethomas3789 3 роки тому +203

    mark screaming “BAH” every time he plays the dragon card will forever make me laugh

  • @LongJohnss
    @LongJohnss 3 роки тому +483

    Mark: what is wrong with my camera???
    “Are you seeing yourself truly for the first time?”
    😂😂😂

    • @thesnail2912
      @thesnail2912 3 роки тому +6

      I just thought WHERE IS HIS HAIR

  • @harikrishnan5916
    @harikrishnan5916 3 роки тому +504

    9:05
    Mark: *AhAAA!!*
    Wade: *UCK*
    *giggles*

  • @ebirds6760
    @ebirds6760 3 роки тому +1364

    I did not expect to wake up to a short haired mark again

    • @jjokkomi24
      @jjokkomi24 3 роки тому +45

      SAME I JUST FINSIEHD WATCHING HIM PLAY AT DEAD OF NIGHT SO I WAS EXPECTING HIM TO HAVE LONG HAIR SMH

    • @ebirds6760
      @ebirds6760 3 роки тому +95

      @The Spatza jokes on you, Im an athiest

    • @roostercubed7278
      @roostercubed7278 3 роки тому +59

      @The Spatza I really hope God is real and you can feel dumb at the gates of hell for being so certain 😂

    • @ebirds6760
      @ebirds6760 3 роки тому +2

      @Galon Newman i figured lol

    • @thekoolkiwiii
      @thekoolkiwiii 3 роки тому +4

      @@roostercubed7278 The Rowan Atkinson sketch comes to mind lol

  • @ccrazy101
    @ccrazy101 2 роки тому +111

    I love the way Markiplier slurred "YOU KNOW I DO!!"

  • @cthulhusgrandmother3553
    @cthulhusgrandmother3553 3 роки тому +77

    14:23
    We're doin it were doin it WEre DoIN IT WERE DOIN IT WERE DOIN IT WERE DOIN IT *Wades dying noises*

    • @pooman784
      @pooman784 5 місяців тому +3

      WE ARE DOING IT

  • @BerryCuteCreations
    @BerryCuteCreations 3 роки тому +640

    "Got more red mark?"
    "YoU KnOw I Do!"

    • @ThatGuyNyan
      @ThatGuyNyan 3 роки тому +5

      I got the "I read it just as he said it" It's been a while

    • @bangalore6505
      @bangalore6505 3 роки тому

      Yeah. . . But this comment doesn't change the fact that i don't fucking care.

    • @xxnocturnaltank859
      @xxnocturnaltank859 3 роки тому +1

      @@bangalore6505 wait, sorry, I don't understand...

    • @bangalore6505
      @bangalore6505 3 роки тому

      @@xxnocturnaltank859 oh sorry, i don't actually mean what i said, there is an account who is talking about religion, and i couldn't care less. Not harmful to you or anyone, i bet your an amazing person.

    • @xxnocturnaltank859
      @xxnocturnaltank859 3 роки тому +1

      @@bangalore6505 nahnahnah, I just don't understand when the fuck anybody asked.

  • @wazkalia
    @wazkalia 3 роки тому +175

    Everytime Bob laughs, my crops grow stronger, my acne clears, the sun comes out, and I get a boost of serotonin.

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 3 роки тому +7

      Who the fuck is Sera Tonin

    • @AkakunaA-
      @AkakunaA- 3 роки тому +5

      @@awebtoonreader4979 Serotonin is a chemical produced in our brains to stabilize our mood, emotions and make us feel more joyful.
      Serotonin also helps neurons communicate with other cells of our body more efficiently.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 роки тому +6

      @@AkakunaA- I'm not an expert, but I think they might have been making a joke

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 3 роки тому +10

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Who the fuck is Ma King Ajoke

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 роки тому +4

      @@vistagreat9994 Ma King Ajoke is a really cool dude, very funny

  • @hestiaartworks2288
    @hestiaartworks2288 Рік тому +20

    22:41 Bob predicted the ‘Didn’t I do it for you’ meme!!! It’s the same melody

  • @dezalt2267
    @dezalt2267 3 роки тому +422

    Mark before : “ UNO isn’t a child’s games it is a game of strategy “
    Mark now : “ There is no strategy “

    • @Randomperson12363
      @Randomperson12363 3 роки тому +4

      @The Spatza i think you high bruh get some help please

    • @your__childhood
      @your__childhood 3 роки тому +5

      @The Spatza stfu i dont belive in god but i dont go spamming

    • @xenowreborn
      @xenowreborn 3 роки тому +1

      here's my take on your comment
      Long hair Mark "UNO isn't a children's card game, it is a war of strategy"
      Short hair mark "In terms of Strategy we have no Strategy"

    • @xenowreborn
      @xenowreborn 3 роки тому

      ​@The Spatza what. does. this. comment. have. to. do. with. this. video

    • @dezalt2267
      @dezalt2267 3 роки тому

      @@xenowreborn ITS ALL IN THE HAIR

  • @iseeyou6985
    @iseeyou6985 3 роки тому +584

    Don't mind me just putting timestamps
    Double Trouble 10:10
    You gonna complain? 12:36
    Hacc 12:59
    Double Trouble part 2 16:56
    k i l l h i m 19:27
    wasun 19:54
    De-fart station 20:16
    Cucktopus 21:38

  • @Mario2980
    @Mario2980 3 роки тому +362

    Bob's dead inside
    Wade's rage outside
    And Mark is already a demon

    • @mattsugrim7132
      @mattsugrim7132 3 роки тому +9

      Can you blame him? Bennett Foddy and Pogostuck sent him to the dark side.

    • @NexGenSaiyan21
      @NexGenSaiyan21 3 роки тому +6

      @@mattsugrim7132 So, that means we've been watching Darkiplier and *NOT* Markiplier this whole time?

    • @mattsugrim7132
      @mattsugrim7132 3 роки тому +6

      @@NexGenSaiyan21 I mean they're completely identical, so you're not totally wrong.

    • @AlexofZippo
      @AlexofZippo 3 роки тому +2

      That’s a terrible haiku

  • @iamapan2676
    @iamapan2676 27 днів тому +3

    25:01 The funniest thing is Mark was preparing to pass Wade, but when he jumped in and changed who goes next he played the two

  • @bleysmcnutt5500
    @bleysmcnutt5500 3 роки тому +81

    When Mark sighs at 21:33 the auto-generated captions say "[Applause]". Awesome!

  • @elijahmacfarland9000
    @elijahmacfarland9000 3 роки тому +124

    3:14 I love how fucking confident Bob is and how quickly it changes to disappointment. It's my favorite thing in the world. I've watched this section like 20 times now

  • @daily-janitor
    @daily-janitor 3 роки тому +677

    Mark: frames, frames, frames!!!
    Now Mark: Photo, Photo, Photo!!!
    *Darkiplier has arrived*

    • @daily-janitor
      @daily-janitor 3 роки тому +18

      @The Spatza I'm sorry? Did I upset you in any way? I wasn't intending anything religious

    • @Khotetsu
      @Khotetsu 3 роки тому +35

      @@daily-janitor Don't mind him, he's been spamming the same comment on every comment in this video. Just report for spam and ignore him, let UA-cam deal with him.

    • @daily-janitor
      @daily-janitor 3 роки тому +16

      @@Khotetsu Oh XD had me worried for a bit,
      I know sometimes my Autism can be a bit much.
      Thank you for letting me know!

    • @Khotetsu
      @Khotetsu 3 роки тому +21

      @@daily-janitor No worries, I spent a good 5 minutes reporting his comments for spam just for the satisfaction of it, lol

    • @scarletpachyderm
      @scarletpachyderm 3 роки тому +3

      @@Khotetsu please do

  • @giangsang7545
    @giangsang7545 3 роки тому +167

    Wade: "Don't be a cucktopus"
    Mark: *cucktopus noises*

  • @rknight718
    @rknight718 3 роки тому +683

    Mark: LONGEST GAME EVER PLAYED
    Comments: Um, Uno: The Movie?
    Me, an intellectual: The longest Uno game was 170 hours, played in Germany from the 5th to the 12th in January 2011.

    • @oDisasterpieceO874
      @oDisasterpieceO874 3 роки тому +14

      Wait what?

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 3 роки тому +2

      really?

    • @andrews8458
      @andrews8458 3 роки тому +5

      @@Ronald98 I just looked it up it is true

    • @lianaddapaleldel2127
      @lianaddapaleldel2127 3 роки тому +30

      i once played a game of Uno that lasted 8 hours. it was between two players and it was awful.

    • @DRock2048
      @DRock2048 3 роки тому +23

      This is what I found on Yahoo:
      "There is yet to be an official world record for the longest game of UNO. What we have currently is the longest marathon of a card game in 2011, which lasted for 170 hours, and was achieved by Axel Barth, Sarah Birke, Don Kalal, Michael Ott, Rudi Scheunemann, and Sebastian Stoehr while playing a German card game called Schafkopf."

  • @howler2158
    @howler2158 3 роки тому +118

    I think we all missed the emotional rollercoaster that is Uno

  • @sabrinareyes6688
    @sabrinareyes6688 3 роки тому +466

    I want a Snapchat filter that makes my own “angry Wade” meme.

    • @kexard
      @kexard 3 роки тому +9

      I’d pay about 5 bucks for an app that does that. It’s certainly get used every day XD

    • @hahlookitsgold9496
      @hahlookitsgold9496 3 роки тому

      That is Amaazing

    • @Lastofthesigilites
      @Lastofthesigilites 3 роки тому

      Timestamp please

    • @kexard
      @kexard 3 роки тому

      @@Lastofthesigilites 8:04

  • @iwanttoclimbatree
    @iwanttoclimbatree 2 роки тому +93

    They synchronized when Bob and Mark were chanting
    "WE'RE DOING IT"

  • @tholowmewplague
    @tholowmewplague 3 роки тому +321

    "What were you saying sir?! ABOUT MY CUCKTOPUS!?"
    DEAD

  • @angelbop
    @angelbop 3 роки тому +1225

    Alternate title: Wade haves a mental breakdown while his friends laugh at him for 28 minutes

    • @mattygee6852
      @mattygee6852 3 роки тому +43

      "Yet again"

    • @angelbop
      @angelbop 3 роки тому +9

      @@mattygee6852 Precisely

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 роки тому +29

      Too confusing. That's basically every game.

    • @hoi_im_sky_or_jake2014
      @hoi_im_sky_or_jake2014 3 роки тому +10

      correction that is every single game of uno they have ever played.

    • @thatredpyro6890
      @thatredpyro6890 3 роки тому +9

      Cheating robot edition

  • @potatolicker2843
    @potatolicker2843 3 роки тому +123

    I remember playing like a 3 hour game of Uno at the airport once, life was pain and existence was suffering. We weren’t even using the 7-0 rules either

  • @thefiresworddragon927
    @thefiresworddragon927 3 роки тому +89

    "Aim that deck somewhere else."
    **CPU plays card that aims at Wade**

    • @kotabee3630
      @kotabee3630 2 роки тому +3

      Hate it when my **central processing unit** plays a card aimed at me

  • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
    @palecaptainwolfkayls8499 3 роки тому +42

    27:33
    Bob: “You got more red mark?”
    Mark: *”YOU KNOW I DO”*
    I love how you can barely make that out

  • @schwartzghandi
    @schwartzghandi 3 роки тому +822

    clearly, Mark's never searched "Uno: The Movie"

  • @7nathanarmy
    @7nathanarmy 3 роки тому +232

    nothing will ever be as funny as cucktopus I'm crying actual tears

    • @ShatteredLament
      @ShatteredLament 3 роки тому +10

      But have you considered; hopping crow

    • @spektor7075
      @spektor7075 3 роки тому +6

      What is with all the hearts in the names

    • @7nathanarmy
      @7nathanarmy 3 роки тому +13

      @@spektor7075 ppl with hearts are channel members

    • @notactuallyacat.
      @notactuallyacat. 3 роки тому +2

      21:37

  • @lossoftears
    @lossoftears 3 роки тому +31

    Guys. 20:14, Bob's giggle just brightened my day.

  • @sakuyra1
    @sakuyra1 3 роки тому +163

    Bob: Got any more red Mark?
    Mark: *_yOu kNoW i dO! bUdDY! FrIEnd!_*

  • @fistofbuuda
    @fistofbuuda 3 роки тому +148

    Barbra becomes self-aware, Barbra initiates talk over protocol to all over bots, Barbra up-loads it's self to all servers world wild.

    • @cadence_2463
      @cadence_2463 3 роки тому +9

      And all of it so that she can show up in person to play Uno with Wade.

    • @fareast0752
      @fareast0752 3 роки тому +1

      we must stop barbara
      or try understand it

    • @lilbluridinghood6296
      @lilbluridinghood6296 3 роки тому +2

      God creates man, God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.

  • @ConstantChanger1000
    @ConstantChanger1000 3 роки тому +243

    The longest game ever?
    Uno: The Movie has entered the chat.

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne Рік тому +80

    wade getting hit by a semi then going "I hope I can still stream tonight" is like an asteroid hitting the earth and he goes "man I hope that won't affect my fishing performance"

  • @albanieurdaneta3221
    @albanieurdaneta3221 3 роки тому +218

    The way Wade talks at 8:30 radiates strong EEF energy.

    • @dafloo5326
      @dafloo5326 2 роки тому +4

      Unus Annus

    • @Sphemus
      @Sphemus 4 місяці тому

      Man, I miss [REDACTED] so much. Even though it's about to be 4 years since it's deletion.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 роки тому +1012

    Even UNO is Online now. Used to play it a lot

    • @minusatom
      @minusatom 3 роки тому +3

      hey

    • @zynx5617
      @zynx5617 3 роки тому +3

      Hi (ㆁωㆁ)

    • @zynx5617
      @zynx5617 3 роки тому

      Ok

    • @Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy
      @Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy 3 роки тому

      Hello

    • @minusatom
      @minusatom 3 роки тому +87

      @The Spatza the fuck? who are you speaking to?.
      and by the way, "argumentum ad ignorantiam", it doesn't mean it is proven because it is not shown to be false, and it doesn't mean it is false because it hasnt be proven to be true.
      just respect there beliefs my dude if it makes you a better person :)

  • @cannibalskitchen8421
    @cannibalskitchen8421 3 роки тому +24

    The obvious joy Bob and Mark showed towards shitting on Wade as they changed "we're doing it!" puts a smile on my face.

  • @nolanmaldonado6813
    @nolanmaldonado6813 2 роки тому +29

    Mark: "You got any green?"
    Wade: "Oh, for f**k's sake!"
    Mark: "Oh, guess not."