THE LONGEST GAME EVER PLAYED | UNO
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- Опубліковано 27 бер 2021
- 고진감래 ►► cloakbrand.com/
This game of UNO will never... ever... end...
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
BOB ► / muyskerm
WADE ► / lordminion777
MORE UNO ► • UNCUT and UNCENSORED!!...
Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-... - Ігри
Bob going "Wait a minute" like eight times in a row each with a different emotion was fucking priceless
I swear bobs comedy is so criminally underrated 😂
timestamp?
13:21 is the time stamp
@@LaughingGh0zt Thanks
when?
19:56
Wade: "Y'know Bob I'm feeling particularly nice, have your hand back"
Bob: *"W A S U N"*
I laughed waaaaaaaay too hard in that part.
I feel like Bob was Carl Wheezer in a past life
Thank you for this timestamp, I'm literally crying laughing
When you wasun
Wasun is now my catchphrase.
I love how nobody mentions Bob’s “You make good friend of me for a lotta years.” Golden statement
I loved it
@marcoscolga24 ??
Timestamp: 14:40
I feel like he said "frenemy"
@@Tasoq there’s literally subtitles. Plus they’re actually friends so where would frenemy even come from?
My favorite parts:
"We're doing it, we're doing it, we'RE DOING IT"
"W A S U N"
"Can we keep it re-- *dying noises*"
"you got more red buddy?"
"ah ha yOU KNOW I DO"
is mine lol
Mine has to be "My teammate, we did it!" from Mark with pure glee and the weirdest accent 😭
Y’all are forgetting the classic…
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING SIR?!? *ABOUT **_MY_** CUCKTOPUS?!?*
What's the timestamp for wasun
19:57 is when the infamous "wasun" occurred
*"Finally my revenge is coming to fruition"*
Glowbox: **lays a zero card down**
Wade: *fuCK*
@The Spatza what does my comment have to do with god😂
@The Spatza This is literally what happens when you overdose on vitamin gummies.
@@hermesthegreek5247 I think they're on something
@The Spatza A wild internet troll has appeared *pokemon theme intensifies*
@The Spatza ?
Mark: "We're doing it We're doing it!"
Bob: "We're doing it we're doing it!"
Both chanting: "WE'RE DOING IT WE'RE DOING IT!!"
I fucking lost it.
Dude same
Me three!🤣
That was beautiful.
doin it doin it doin it well
doin it doin it doin it well
doin it doin it doin it well
i represent taco-bell dorito shell
Wade: Audible pain.
Petition to make “Wasun” a new way to say “thank you”
Agreed.
Aye
Wasun 😌
I’ll sign
Signed
20:20 anyone realise bob's laugh literally had a rhythm/ melody to it
Yo if you are good with music or anything could you please make a remix of nothing but that laugh melody
Now I do
I didn't until I saw this comment now I can't unhear it 😂
It really sounds like how a trumpet player would phrase in a big band solo
Ha-hu-ha-hu-hu-ha-haaaaa
"Wade: "Don't be a Cucktopus"
"Mark: *shlshhlllslhlslhslhslhslsh* "
**Laughs in Demon**
@The Spatza I am inclined to disagree
@The Spatza This comment has nothing to do with religion, and stop trying to change other people's viewpoints just because you don't believe in it
@The Spatza What are you replying to?
@@darklord-rf8yd the videos on their UA-cam channel make their comment less surprising. They have videos of them burning the Bible and Quran in Minecraft
"You got more red, Mark?"
*"YoU kNoW I dOoHoOOHooHO"*
Thank you Mark, I am now dead.
It was so funny I watched it a second time
*"nnnNNNOOOOOOOOOOH!"*
"Oh my god he did"
"Buddy!"
*"NOOOooooo..."*
"Friend!"
3:51
"Nicely done, hero!"
"Thanks, Narrator"
That was my favourite part
@@sadhomersimpson8157 Same
@@grzzIy Same
@@AdmiralWolf Same
@@K1LL3R_4RC4D3 Same
13:21 Bob experiences a wide range of emotions
“Hey wait a minute. Well, hey wait a m- wait Hey wait a minute!”
hey wade a minute
Honestly Mark quietly choosing not to screw Bob in the background was so wholesome.
Memento Mori
Memento Mori
wait, when?
@@vierzehn575 15:27
@@vierzehn575 15:32
Bob: “You got more red Mark?” ( Mark’s insane giggling intensifies) “yOu kNOw I dO!”
Warfstache slipped out lol
"BUDDY!!! FRIEND!!!"
MY TEAMMATE
Monster from goonies replaces mark
“HeuGH HKNOW I DoO!” -Wilford Warfstache 2021
Favourite moments:
Gottem! 1:03
Oh phucking hell 1:07
I saved you 1:36
That was short lived! 2:27
Oh you can't jump in on those... 3:16
Nicely done Hero! 3:51
Oh this is this hand? 4:43
He's doomed? 5:10
Oh for f*cks sake 5:36
See what? See this Wade 6:06
I've got a problem for this solution 6:20
Sure 6:27
I almost died... 7:58
I'm on everybody's team 8:53
Fruittition 8:57
Uck 9:07
Wealth distribution 9:48
Mark you know 10:26
I can complain 12:37
Glowbox is out here hacking 13:01
If you just stop b tching for two minutes 13:55
We're doing it 14:24
Can we get a reverse 16:45
I'm freezing brother 18:55
WASUN 19:57
De fart station 20:17
Wait can we leave it re ehhd 20:50
Cucktapus 21:40
Fair is fair 23:35
YoU kNoW I dO 27:30
Thanks for the time stamps!
I got a problem to this solution is also amazing
@@wendyjohns6066 Added to the list now
20:51 wade: wait could we leave it
re-E H H
@@Spinny1999 added to the list
6:54 Here we see the butterfly effect in action, Mark's simple act of drawing a blue reverse gave Bob the ability to reverse it again and change it to yellow, making Mark's only possible move playing his yellow nine, which in turn forced wade to draw a yellow reverse. That made it so Mark drew the card that copies the effects of the card underneath, reversing it again to Wade's turn while maintaining a color he does not have. This caused Wade to draw and play a yellow two, giving Globox the power to change the color to green, making Bob's only move to skip Mark's turn.
One flap of a butterfly's wings, caused a tornado.
One draw of a blue reverse, caused Mark to skip his turn.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
It all makes sense
holy moly U right
And then there was Wades promise to give Mark his hand, the butterfly effect went perfect
are you ok?
but thats just a theory
Watching Mark, Wade and Bob play UNO is a part of self-care routine for me
It just makes you feel good y’know?
@@matttale7918 Yes!!! 😩
I play the uno playlist every time I go to bed
That's believable for someone with a danganronpa pfp lmao
@@akscraggy2434 it's all fun and games until you wake up to yelling 🤣
Could we take a moment and appreciate that wade survived getting hit by a freaking semi truck. Like how lucky is this man.
Wait, what? Is this a joke or is this serious? I can’t find any info on this- is it mentioned in the video I just started watching it
Yes.
@@CryptidCollective Wade tweeted about it 8:01
I also got hit by a semi-truck a couple years ago on the highway. I feel Wade for his relief for surviving it.
He can easily be replaced lol. Grow up kid
12:53 Bob got older in a few movements 💀
3:50 nicely done hero
8:56 revenge and uck
10:12 team mark and glo
12:40 complaining
13:48 teaming
14:22 doing it
16:58 u know
18:12 wade screams
19:57 also lol
Best comment ever
Top Bob moments of this video:
-10:10 you knew
-13:15 wait a minute
-16:55 you know
-19:55 wasun
-3:10 you can’t jump in
-21:50 slpslpslpslpslp
-14:21 we’re doing it
-0:58 GOTTEM!
-6:34 Guhhh
How could you miss "Oh, you can't jump in on those..." at 3:16
@Kyliena Matias honestly that one was obscenely funny to me
Don't forget 14:21 "We're doing it!"
The wasun and cucktopus killed me
You missed u c k
Wasun deserves a place on the same shelf as that one autotune sneeze.
That sneeze is my notification sound 😂
Blues. Snooze. *sneezes in autotune*
"Blues!"
"Snooze!"
_"HÄPŒUF"_
@@octopuppy5611 SAME it’s my text tone
With Radal Memes autotune in third place
14:34
Mark,bob,computer:we’re doing it we’re doing it we’re doing it
Wade: NOOOooOoOo
I love the way Markiplier slurred "YOU KNOW I DO!!"
The true UNO MVP goes to Globox.
Barbara is the MVP of UNO. No contest. She slaps Wade's cheeks for purely our entertainment.
@@mattsugrim7132 Another reason why tomboys are best in every scenario :y
Don't forget Bwah, Bwaah, and Bwaaah
but, f*ck barbara
*You misspelled Barbara, kind peer
Globox is Barb's spirit animal
A summary of this episode:
“WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT, WE’RE DOING IT!!!!!”
“NOOOOOOOOOO!”
I like how their plan to screw wade over actually worked.
Wasun
wasun kills me every time, just the tone of bobs voice is so perfect-
what kills me is the whole "what were you saying SIR?? ABOUT MY COCKTAPUS?!?!" Bob: "Wade: Don't be a cocktapus Mark: *squishing sounds* "
I die every time xD
mark screaming “BAH” every time he plays the dragon card will forever make me laugh
“What were you saying SIR, about MY CUCKTUPUS!?” I lose it everytime
21:41 HAHAHAAAA
"Wait don't be a cucktupus mark slslslslslslslslsls" "(laughing)"
same
@@WoodskeeperTarkov it'd be:
Wade: "Don't be a cucktupus"
Mark: lplplplplplplplps
Bob was quoting them lol
No de-fart-station KILLED me😂😂😂😂
next time... The Return of Barbara )))
Y e s
We can only hope
@@connor4435 Y e s
Y E S
"and wade's descent into madness"
god I hope that's the case
Wade: "Don't be a cucktopus"
Mark: *cucktopus noises*
They synchronized when Bob and Mark were chanting
"WE'RE DOING IT"
watching grown men play Uno is one of my favorite things and i’m not afraid to admit it
@The Spatza damn okay edgy atheist teenager
@The Spatza You're just making the rest of us atheists look bad.
@@abysswatcher9172 yeah it’s probably just a religious dude trying to make us look bad.
@@masterflameboss17 or just an atheist. That's a possibility 2
@The Spatza you are making atheists look bad
Bob: got any more reds, Mark?
Mark: *ungodly noises of success*
😂😂😂😂
Bob: Got any more reds, Mark?
Mark: oH yOu KnOw I dO hEhEhEhEhE
*wilford warfstache intensifies*
"Aim that deck somewhere else."
**CPU plays card that aims at Wade**
Hate it when my **central processing unit** plays a card aimed at me
Listening to this video in the background makes me realize how much of this can be taken out if context
"We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it! YESSS!"
"I got a good feeling about this."
-Bob right before the worst thing possible happens
Let's be honest. Every game of UNO is the longest game ever. Only second to monopoly and third to marriage.
good point.
Longest game is waiting for Nevada to count votes
@@papasquash919 still going huh?
And don't forget the game of life
Second? Ah, nevermind...
22:36 "lining what up? my death? me under the guillotine?" my favorite part 😭💀
Trying to suppress my laughter in a dead silent class room while watching this was the MOST difficult thing I have ever had to do in all my years of living
I will never tire of watching these three play Uno
4
@@ninzembo908 Yes, that's true. Globox does deserve to be recognized as well
Same
@The Spatza what if i believe in invisible guardian unicorns instead of god
Same
27:35 the “YoU KnOW i dO-“
BuDdY
FrIeNd
TeAmmaTE
wE diD iT
yeah may have been, yeah may have been...
26:09 "Save me!" _proceeds to get stabbed by every card he draws_
That end card sums up Wade's emotional state in all card/board games he plays with The Distractibles.
wade getting hit by a semi then going "I hope I can still stream tonight" is like an asteroid hitting the earth and he goes "man I hope that won't affect my fishing performance"
I'm sorry, Bob's "guh" had me crying.
taking after Mori
@@eldiosxd270 ugh gross
@@ram-hu4hn the rabbit hole is spreading
@@wheresthepaprika7763 i shall be the ambassador 💀
Next UNO ep will have Mark say “wah”, revealing his true nature as a takodachi
Mark choosing a color based on making the person with the most cards having to draw as a result rather than helping himself win is a perfect example of UNO energy.
Wade: “well done, hero.”
Me: “way to go, super star!”
22:41 Bob predicted the ‘Didn’t I do it for you’ meme!!! It’s the same melody
I did not expect to wake up to a short haired mark again
SAME I JUST FINSIEHD WATCHING HIM PLAY AT DEAD OF NIGHT SO I WAS EXPECTING HIM TO HAVE LONG HAIR SMH
@The Spatza jokes on you, Im an athiest
@The Spatza I really hope God is real and you can feel dumb at the gates of hell for being so certain 😂
@Galon Newman i figured lol
@@roostercubed7278 The Rowan Atkinson sketch comes to mind lol
Just remember:
He make good friend of him for lotta years.
@The Spatza wut
@Masked Pariah Oh
@The Spatza wtf
@Masked Pariah Yeahh, i hate that thing :-) I've just want a good uno video and then that thing came
(Edit: This video is good not saying that it's bad )
Yearbook quote
Why is no one talking about when mark was like “I don’t have that hand” “what do you mean I don’t have that hand” like I laughed so hard at that.
Mark: "Did anyone see what just happened there?"
Wade: "See what?"
Mark: "Uh this Wade *plays plus 2 ."
Wade: "Oh fuck you!"
Mark: “Is someone gonna complain!”
Me: *reads title* “I believe all of you are going to complain pretty soon.”
:D
@The Spatza shut up bro no one even said anything about The Gods 🙄
@The Spatza or was there a person who deleted their comment?
@@firstryft nope saw this comment in a different one too :/
@The Spatza Dude just cause you don't believe in god doesn't mean I don't so if you have something to say about god keep it to yourself also no one was taking about god
“Ballsmith?”
The ad: “Your city is served!”
Mark: "You got any green?"
Wade: "Oh, for f**k's sake!"
Mark: "Oh, guess not."
Wade: *Loses a round*
Wade: “IT WAS BARBARA!!!”
This is f*cking Barbara's fault
Bob: "There's nothing good in this world. I'm challenging it."
What a mood.
13:40 "That's the good stuff right there" *SNIFF*
wade: *gives bob his hand back*
bob: wasun
wade and mark: *laughter*
Ok that thumbnail was impressive 😂
yes
@2020 Honda Civic how
how
I agree
I was about to say the same thing
Why does Old Bob look like he's going to create a dinosaur theme park?
Oh yeah I see that
Is it old or young Bob?
Why did I just watch the movies and come here to find this comment?
@The Spatza this was just completely unnecessary
I'm an atheist but this really was not necessary
@ the Spatza
I don't believe either but that doesn't mean that you have to say that under an Uno video
Brother! Brother! Your Betrayal is freezing me brother!
5:50 best comeback by Mark ever
Heh...y’all haven’t even SEEN “UNO: The Movie” by achievement hunter, they had to switch a dude out and call their significant others to say they’re coming home late
Ha, that was literally my thought too!
It was during the election too
I miss the old AH.....Hate the fuck out of Ryan now....and the other bois are split up. God this sucks
Precisely my thoughts.
I’m still waiting for Uno 2: Here’s Looking at you Kid.
UNO, the game that creates friendships and destroys them right after.
lol
A donut approves this as well
True.
Blog 🙏
This is why I'm lonely all the time thanks do reminding me 😊
What made me laugh was the way Bob panicked when he almost forgot to say Uno.🤣 Right at 19:32.
Bobs laugh is like free therapy
As are Wade's screams. 🤣🤣🤣
(That sounds really disturbing out of context)
Bob: "Hey mark got any more reds?"
Wade: "NOOO"
Mark: *Smiles and places the red reverse* "Yeeeeeeees"
the fact he won with a reverse card when Bob was obviously like "I'm sure he doesn't have any more reds, he couldn't" in his head... and that Wade NOOO XD
2013 Mark came out at the end lol
@@blakemcnally2778 wow that is weird, your using Markiplier's profile.
@@VixenVulpix266 just a fan
"the longest uno game ever played"
**laughs in uno: the movie**
Here's lookin' at you kid.
Wondered if I'd find this comment here. Uno: The Movie laughs at your puny half-hour video.
ASRA MY SWEET LOVE!
Your pfp is 🤤
Until this video has it's own imdb page the title better change
Am I the only one who immediately finished this video and went to rewatch it?
Wade: *plays a yellow reverse on a mark who doesnt have yellows*
Mark: WHATEVER THIS DOES *Plays yellow reverse and Wade has no yellows*
21:43 mark turns into the narrator
Can we all take a sec to appreciate lixian and all the editors like robin because they work really hard and their edits are just so damn funny
Unus annus
@@sirsanti8408 memento mori
They make the uno set up not boring and stationary, and that's really hard :)
yeah. marcus, rachel, and lixian do such a good job on marks channel.
Memento mori my friend
I love how every time they play uno they basically forget everything and have to spend the first 8 minutes figuring out what the hell is going on.
"Oh wait, what does this do again?"
“The bots can lie?”
Geriatric Uno
"Oh no, not the nonsense card!"
@Nuwan Darshana wasun
7:00 I love them weaponizing Mark like
'Get em, Mark!'
'What am I gonna do, this?'
'OH GOD DANMIT!' *draws cards* 'GET YA, MARK'
Bob, im turning on you- whatever this does!' *gets wade instead*
Guys. 20:14, Bob's giggle just brightened my day.
21:49, by far my favorite part
Bob: "Wade don't be a cucktopus....mark slusluslusluslu"
😂
Wade: Don't be a cucktopus.
Mark: 21:52
Mark: what is wrong with my camera???
“Are you seeing yourself truly for the first time?”
😂😂😂
I just thought WHERE IS HIS HAIR
12:42 COMPLAINER Becomes the COMPLAINEE
Oh, you gonna complain? You gonna complain?
Is the complainer gonna complain?!
Someone complainin' over there?!?!
Someone complainin', 'cause they don't get a turn?!?!?!
HUH?! SOMEONE GONNA COMPLAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!
@@Sphemus
Wade:
That was real rude of him bob go again
Bob: **stutters** o o okay...
@@Sphemus I'm not gonna complain about the use of the symbols...
What I mean is:
⁉️ Was switched to *?!*
my favorite part of this is at 14:20....mark and bob got wade SO good lmao XDD
6:20
"Alright I got a problem for this solution"
-Bob
😂🤣
My brain fuckin farted reading this shit 😂👌🏾
Globox: 'Advanced Hacking Uno Skills.'
Barbara: *'Advanced Strategic +8 Cardd Attacking Skills'*
@Antonio Trivelloni that's one thing that's similar between them.
@@amnathegrande I see
14:17 My favorite part of this video. XD
Alternate title: Wade draws cards for 28 minutes and 11 seconds
I want a Snapchat filter that makes my own “angry Wade” meme.
I’d pay about 5 bucks for an app that does that. It’s certainly get used every day XD
That is Amaazing
Timestamp please
@@Lastofthesigilites 8:04
Mark: Did anyone else see what happened there?
Lixian: *shows that one of the UNO cards went through the deck*
Wade: See what?
Mark: This... *throws down a +2*
Wade: *internally screaming*
that was hella slick
@@brundle_fly_3895 I know right lol. I would totally do the same thing! 😂😂😂
7:52 underrated moment
8:10 - "I'm giving you this hand, before I die." Sound odd and... romantic?
Wade: “Nicely Done, Hero!”
Bob: “Thank you, Narrator-“
Your Narrator (in the background): “Am I a joke to you?”
Bob Bingi I can hear him now. “Juicy! Quick!! Grab my phone!!! I can record a tiktok while Narrator rages!”
Juicy: “ *ANGRY GAGE NOISES INTENSIFY* “
You know, I've only recently been introduced to Josh, Narrator, Eddie, and the rest of them in the past month or so. My friend is a fan of theirs, and plays their videos sometimes when he goes to sleep. I heard some of the videos when I spent the night, and asked him about them in the morning. Now I love their stuff and I've gone through and watched a bunch of their videos, especially Narrator. That man is so amazing and wholesome.
@@jackiechan715 i don't think *wholesome* is quite the word for it but yeah :D
20:52
Wait, can we leave it re-
[Stroke intensifies]
I just looped this like 10 times and can't stop laughing
Wait, can we leave it re- *AAAA*
21:59 had me flipping dying omg lol!!!
At 18:00 can everyone agree that when mark laughed he sounded like a pillager from minecraft
huh hier (as a villager, yes)
The way Mark and Bob's voices were in sync at 14:29 was pretty incredible
That is impressive
@@ghostclan5481 for real tho
Indeed!
They willed Wade's downfall into existence
doin it and doin it and doin it well
10:09 YOU KNEW!
14:22 We're doing it!
19:54 Wasun
Not helpful wtf is the point of skipping to just those moments 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@@coldwind6556 dude chill, it's just my favorite moments, I mostly keep the comment for myself to get to those moments again later if I want. You don't HAVE to click that
@@bluemario610 exactly 😂😂
may I add 13:18 "Hey wait a minute!"
20:16 Defartedstation
Fun Fact! Apparently the longest game of Uno ever was played in Germany and lasted 170 hours from January 5th-January 12th 2011
WADE: "Mark, dont be a cucktopus"
MARK:"slpslpslpslplplp"
27:35 the NOISE that came out of that man’s MOUTH HDSKSKS
HEAHOUDEDEAHUA
He said you know I fo
HYU KNOW EYE DO
Everytime Bob laughs, my crops grow stronger, my acne clears, the sun comes out, and I get a boost of serotonin.
Who the fuck is Sera Tonin
@@awebtoonreader4979 Serotonin is a chemical produced in our brains to stabilize our mood, emotions and make us feel more joyful.
Serotonin also helps neurons communicate with other cells of our body more efficiently.
@@AkakunaA- I'm not an expert, but I think they might have been making a joke
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Who the fuck is Ma King Ajoke
@@vistagreat9994 Ma King Ajoke is a really cool dude, very funny
When I’m in a dark place this is where I go because no matter how many times I watch these videos thay never get old and always put a smile on my face and make me laugh so hard that I can’t breathe I just want to say thank you mark for always being here for me and always put a smile on my face and telling me I’m worth the world ❤️💕😊
22:24
mark: LINING WHAT UP
I think we all missed the emotional rollercoaster that is Uno