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  • @Archon762
    @Archon762 6 років тому +4010

    *Finds chest of Sorrows* "I'll make it my responsibility."
    *leaves the boat to sink*

    • @soralight541
      @soralight541 6 років тому +21

      That's funny

    • @leonardobertoni8594
      @leonardobertoni8594 5 років тому +50

      Then he tries to empty the ocean!

    • @RandomPerson-wk5dc
      @RandomPerson-wk5dc 5 років тому +19

      Leonardo Bertoni it was working

    • @That-Moto-Guy
      @That-Moto-Guy 5 років тому +32

      hey well he only said the chest was his responsibility not the boat

    • @Vixey_Bean
      @Vixey_Bean 4 роки тому +6

      boat: completely submerged under the water
      Mark: grabs bucket

  • @asdfjkldn
    @asdfjkldn 6 років тому +4327

    Mark: "I'm an engineer! I'm smart!"
    Also Mark: *"I'M EMPTYING THE OCEAN ONTO THE ISLAND"*

  • @mzg1237
    @mzg1237 6 років тому +866

    "I'm gonna go check to see if the boat is sinking"
    "iiiiit's fiiiiiiiine"
    "OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS SINKING"
    *all yell and scream*

  • @itwasfunnyatthetime
    @itwasfunnyatthetime 3 роки тому +482

    17:25 the way he just awkwardly said "i got an eyepaaaatch" and then just a few seconds of pure silence with his little jig. And then Bob's "DID YOU FUCKiNG SPEND ALL OUR MONEY-"

  • @hey6256
    @hey6256 5 років тому +2710

    The hardest question to solve in history.
    Bob: HoW dO yOu PuT a CaNnOn InTo A cAnNoN bAlL??

    • @abnormallylargerat3819
      @abnormallylargerat3819 5 років тому +67

      Top ten questions science still can’t answer

    • @jake_rose04
      @jake_rose04 4 роки тому +12

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😍😆😐😆😐I'm Dunn now 😀😁😂🤣

    • @frozenfiredarknight3764
      @frozenfiredarknight3764 4 роки тому +11

      Gud Question

    • @dawooziest
      @dawooziest 4 роки тому +15

      The best part about this is I didn’t notice anything was wrong with what he said until it was pointed out

    • @WhydoIneedahandle1111
      @WhydoIneedahandle1111 4 роки тому +10

      Easy. Big cannonball, little cannon

  • @MrCatstache151
    @MrCatstache151 2 роки тому +2535

    I really want them to play this again because there has been over a dozen major updates since this video came out

  • @flowergiorno
    @flowergiorno 6 років тому +3753

    “YOU WENT TO MUSIC SCHOOL AND YOU CALL THAT A SQUEEZE BOX?!?!”
    I laughed so hard 😂

    • @Pnod666
      @Pnod666 5 років тому +24

      Did you _squeeze_ out a tear?

    • @jacobmeyer7254
      @jacobmeyer7254 5 років тому +67

      It is called a squeeze box tho look it up

    • @Pnod666
      @Pnod666 5 років тому +27

      @@jacobmeyer7254 Holy shit, it is!

    • @pillagerkiller8277
      @pillagerkiller8277 5 років тому +5

      I died laughing through the entire thing

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 5 років тому +24

      Meanwhile
      Bob: *is triggered*

  • @TerrefNiffum21
    @TerrefNiffum21 4 роки тому +1236

    *Everyone else’s perspective*
    Mark: is that a mermaid
    *gunshots*

    • @alchemyrecords657
      @alchemyrecords657 3 роки тому +8

      Ur profile pic omg

    • @symonlyons854
      @symonlyons854 3 роки тому +6

      Yes I love your pfp

    • @cinderfoxx
      @cinderfoxx 3 роки тому +3

      Nice pfp, I’m sure most of us know who that is.

    • @YellowStarLine
      @YellowStarLine 3 роки тому +3

      I have to say your pfp is beautiful

    • @YellowStarLine
      @YellowStarLine 3 роки тому +3

      @@cinderfoxx I know who it is but idk about people who haven't seen the movie

  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  6 років тому +5049

    LET'S SET SAIL LADS!!

    • @annyshkilionok2680
      @annyshkilionok2680 6 років тому +34

      Markiplier YO! FIRST!

    • @_soggee
      @_soggee 6 років тому +19

      ARRG!!

    • @sloin3913
      @sloin3913 6 років тому +12

      Second

    • @braedenw.4156
      @braedenw.4156 6 років тому +13

      AY FOURTH

    • @aleo2022
      @aleo2022 6 років тому +34

      The best part of your video was when the boat sank and you tried to empty the ocean

  • @minicolic4927
    @minicolic4927 6 років тому +1648

    Wade and his chicken coop are a better love story than Twilight.

    • @adyinggoose5336
      @adyinggoose5336 6 років тому +24

      lps twinzies every thing is a better love story then twilight..

    • @livvycoleman7824
      @livvycoleman7824 6 років тому

      lps twinzies 9

    • @Ace-tl9di
      @Ace-tl9di 6 років тому

      Don't fuck with twilight s love story

    • @duckwithlegs6953
      @duckwithlegs6953 6 років тому +17

      I’m pretty sure any love story is better than twilight

    • @transnewt
      @transnewt 5 років тому +9

      ME AND BLACK LICORICE IS A BETTER STORY THAN F*CKING TWILIGHT.

  • @cheetoes9278
    @cheetoes9278 5 років тому +2018

    Jack: it's *fine* the water will *never* get to an unmanageable level.
    *T H E B O A T S I N K S*

  • @yoinkysploinky5102
    @yoinkysploinky5102 5 років тому +1091

    Mark: "This chest will be my responsibility"
    *5 minutes later*
    Jack: "The whole bottom is full, the chest is crying"
    Mark: "How did that happen???"

  • @sir_fantasies3099
    @sir_fantasies3099 4 роки тому +1984

    My favorite part is just this: 16:19
    Mark: "Ya happy?"
    Wade: "I dunno. All I see is wha- I- God??"

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello 5 років тому +3640

    Bob: "Hold E to go to your quest menu."
    Mark: "Ah, okay."
    Mark: *_SHOOTS BOB_*

    • @dyingblade3281
      @dyingblade3281 4 роки тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sturtime
      @Sturtime 4 роки тому +14

      E

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams 4 роки тому +10

      Seems reasonable.

    • @angel-nv7jk
      @angel-nv7jk 3 роки тому +7

      The beauty of Markiplier's videos

    • @Tftmt
      @Tftmt 2 роки тому +1

      Well, he did call him a dumb-dumb.

  • @woresor
    @woresor 6 років тому +4087

    Pirates of the Caribbean on cocaine.

    • @therealpigeon417
      @therealpigeon417 4 роки тому +129

      pirates of the cocaine

    • @horizonbumpy2828
      @horizonbumpy2828 4 роки тому +97

      @@therealpigeon417 pirates of the cocainean

    • @kllrking8970
      @kllrking8970 4 роки тому +84

      So... just normal jack sparrow

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII 4 роки тому +40

      What's funny is that Johnny Depp used to do cocaine.

    • @rolf6266
      @rolf6266 4 роки тому +8

      @@ClownHoundII used to... he has the money he probably still does whether or not the public knows

  • @spoonkus5893
    @spoonkus5893 3 роки тому +3712

    1:58 “Sharon is my kinda woman”
    Flash forward a few years......
    Mark: “I like a woman who can crush my skull between her thighs”

    • @spoonkus5893
      @spoonkus5893 3 роки тому +176

      Definitely not a masochist

    • @iken1308
      @iken1308 3 роки тому +96

      iS thAt a rEferEnce to maRk's vIdEo aBout tHe vAmPirE laDy?

    • @NaturalSelection_
      @NaturalSelection_ 3 роки тому +19

      I mean same tho-

    • @biccnesse
      @biccnesse 3 роки тому +8

      LMAO

    • @ren6466
      @ren6466 3 роки тому +46

      Lady Dimitrescu: *hold my sanguinis viriginis*

  • @lilyg3762
    @lilyg3762 6 років тому +1994

    Mark- emptying the ocean onto the island
    Wade- needs his chicken coop/is drunk the whole time
    Jack- is actually trying to do things
    Bob- .....

  • @reex92
    @reex92 6 років тому +164

    MARK PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES!! I would love it so much if you continued to play this! This game is awesome, & I laughed so much!

    • @carrioncrow7687
      @carrioncrow7687 6 років тому +1

      Ricky Rea I agree with everything you said

    • @Splatcake
      @Splatcake 6 років тому

      But game not out till 20th

    • @Zyckro
      @Zyckro 6 років тому +1

      Yeah when the game comes out in 5 days then I would SO be down for a series of this!

    • @co-opalypse7809
      @co-opalypse7809 6 років тому

      Would so love a series of this.

  • @HexIsme
    @HexIsme 6 років тому +271

    "Let me out!"
    *Laughter*
    "LET ME OUT!!!"
    *LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES*

  • @mememachine9512
    @mememachine9512 4 роки тому +395

    Mark: "That one's a skeleton head"
    Wade: "I kInDa JuSt SeE gRaNdMaS hEaD"

  • @pancake248
    @pancake248 6 років тому +591

    Jack is the captain, Wade loads the cannons and guards the treasure, Bob swabs the deck, and Mark is supposed to be the lookout, but instead he stands by the bell going *DING DING DING DING.* He also tells storys about how he emptyed the ocean.

    • @phoenixflambe3319
      @phoenixflambe3319 6 років тому

      Can you really empty the ocean in this game?

    • @pancake248
      @pancake248 6 років тому

      PhoenixLord66 I have no idea.

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 4 роки тому +3

      Mark’s the weird old guy who always tells crazy stories.

  • @OrangeAceGaming
    @OrangeAceGaming 3 роки тому +531

    Mark: “Sharon is my kind of woman”
    _Lady Dimitrescu will remember that_

  • @chubmouse
    @chubmouse 6 років тому +186

    Holy crap, this looks legitimately amazing. The water simulation for the ocean, especially the storm is fucking GORGEOUS.
    Hoping the eventual 1.0 launch goes swimmingly, wouldn't want all that work to go down with the ship.

    • @SuperSeizer
      @SuperSeizer 6 років тому +10

      It's like a more clear cartoony version of Assassin's Creed Black Flag but with friends!

    • @trainman164
      @trainman164 6 років тому +18

      The game is really well done, the developers are active and replying to the communities suggestions, also its cross play between Xbox and windows 10 PCs. Its worth it if you can pick it up.

    • @bess5673
      @bess5673 6 років тому +4

      Swimmingly?... Pun intended? :)

    • @abovenbeyond2826
      @abovenbeyond2826 6 років тому +2

      I SEA what you did there

    • @bess5673
      @bess5673 6 років тому +2

      channel name oh that's FINtastic

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 2 роки тому +202

    Somehow the whole thing of Sean taking all the money and everyone turning their guns on him was the most in character thing real pirates would have done

  • @superheavyxd2684
    @superheavyxd2684 5 років тому +155

    9:57 got to love how everyone is like "OH NO!" at the same time! God damn that chest of sorrow 😂

  • @yuri_kun9999
    @yuri_kun9999 5 років тому +617

    Mark: "You're HIDEOUS. oh my god..."
    Wade: "But I look good!"
    *Horror music and demonic noises with flames setting in*

    • @guy_onfire
      @guy_onfire 4 роки тому

      thelazyskeleton j h o n n y j o ue ster

    • @yuri_kun9999
      @yuri_kun9999 4 роки тому +4

      Taz i don’t remember putting this comment-

    • @Jeffbonfro
      @Jeffbonfro 4 роки тому +4

      The noise was wades voice slowed down

    • @cogcog5264
      @cogcog5264 2 роки тому +2

      @@yuri_kun9999 yea it was real shitty as it just transcribed exactly what happened with no attempt to make it original or to add anything on to it

  • @zoruaism
    @zoruaism 6 років тому +352

    “I’m gonna go make sure our ship isn’t gonna sink”
    “ItS fInE”
    *literally seconds later*

    • @GamerGeekCentral
      @GamerGeekCentral 6 років тому +1

      Story of my life

    • @MysticSkyes
      @MysticSkyes 5 років тому

      Ship founders and Bob is proven wrong in his assumption

  • @JarRedGaming
    @JarRedGaming 3 роки тому +81

    1:58 Markiplier: "Sharon, is my kind of woman." Fast forward to 2021 and enter Lady Dimitrescu.

  • @mollsgreys5827
    @mollsgreys5827 6 років тому +368

    Wade: Mark and I will take the island.
    Mark: Right, wade and I-- *SHARK!!!!!*

  • @ireneluvs3015
    @ireneluvs3015 5 років тому +182

    "I dont have to out swim the shark, I just have to out swim Wade" ~Marks motto for this gameplay

  • @Hana1LuLu
    @Hana1LuLu 5 років тому +122

    I just about screamed with laughter at 18:52 where Wade was the last to catch on and shrieked “WAIT WHY IS THE BOAT LEAVING!?!!???”

    • @wyattmpony
      @wyattmpony 2 роки тому +3

      Keep digging that treasure wade

  • @LucidDreamer15
    @LucidDreamer15 5 років тому +134

    6:27
    Back when this vid was published, Jack: *laughing* I miss home!
    What Jack would’ve said now: DING DING DIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG TOP OF MORNING!!!!!!!!

    • @Sphemus
      @Sphemus 2 місяці тому

      LMAO, Sean saying that at 6:19 made me laugh.

  • @aclifford_
    @aclifford_ 5 років тому +1982

    The ships sinks under water
    Mark: *GETS OUT BUCKET*

    • @philipslone3059
      @philipslone3059 4 роки тому +1

      I was the 70th like ..... I ruined the 69

    • @auroraofdeath7324
      @auroraofdeath7324 4 роки тому +13

      @@philipslone3059 OmG 69 LiKeS LOL sO fUnNY

    • @philipslone3059
      @philipslone3059 4 роки тому +12

      @@auroraofdeath7324 OmG iMaGiNe RePlYiNg To An InNoCeNt CoMmEnT aNd DoInG tHiS

    • @anyone5385
      @anyone5385 4 роки тому +1

      Doc Saturn YeS IKr So FuNnY HaHaHaaHa

    • @ninoarganda3719
      @ninoarganda3719 4 роки тому

      Wet aserty

  • @luisotero4875
    @luisotero4875 6 років тому +124

    Ol' pirate blackscrote fought against the fury of the sea for 3 nights with not but a bucket. Legends say he is what keeps the 7 seas from devouring us all to this day.

    • @skibbyflonk
      @skibbyflonk 6 років тому +2

      Luis Otero this comment needs to be a children's storybook

    • @meganstefanick1507
      @meganstefanick1507 6 років тому

      This comment was the highlight of my entire freaking year

  • @doodlenoodle8670
    @doodlenoodle8670 5 років тому +2544

    The “ squeeze box “ is called a concertina . It’s an Irish thing 😀

    • @chaoticentityq9974
      @chaoticentityq9974 5 років тому +145

      If it’s Irish, of course jack knew what it was

    • @MysticSkyes
      @MysticSkyes 5 років тому +77

      BigQTheGameGod He called it a melodeon, which is a "dynamic button accordion" according to the interwebs

    • @avalerionbass
      @avalerionbass 4 роки тому +45

      Thought I was the only one who knew. Also the other instrument is known as a Hurdi Gurdi.

    • @Everchangeling
      @Everchangeling 4 роки тому +8

      Thanks for that, I'm always interested to learn about other cultures 😊😄♥️

    • @BlipBlopWoW
      @BlipBlopWoW 4 роки тому +18

      Also South African. Used for Boere musiek, farmer music. You should listen, farmers here aren't the same as in America, they have certain types of names, like Jaco, Johan, Kosie, and they dress, talk, ride, marry, they do everything the same, more or less. But Boere music is nice. Go take a listen to boerepompie

  • @thebluedragon07
    @thebluedragon07 4 роки тому +141

    you guys should revisit this game, they've added a lot of content since its release.

    • @Frontier327
      @Frontier327 2 роки тому +3

      @@ProgNoizesB That literally means nothing. SOT has its own servers

    • @finwick3253
      @finwick3253 2 роки тому

      @@ProgNoizesB yes but also games like this is a lot of traveling and stuff

  • @antisocialbear-wolf
    @antisocialbear-wolf 6 років тому +131

    Cam anyone else just imagine a story in which the 4 of them are real pirates who just dont care about sinking their ships and keep locking each other in the brige? Does anyone else want to see that as a movie?

    • @topbloke1683
      @topbloke1683 3 місяці тому

      no it sounds boring how is that a good plot? ahh yeah cool lets sink the ship and lock someone up the end.. good one

  • @huntercasey1995
    @huntercasey1995 5 років тому +47

    14:35 Jack: "yeah if you guys press escape and go to my crew, theres a vote to lock Wade in the brig"
    Wade: *pirate music stops*

  • @GarretOakamber
    @GarretOakamber 6 років тому +214

    I knew when Mark got the Chest of Sorrows... I just knew he'd mess things up. :P

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 6 років тому +3

      Imagine if they'd gotten the Chest of A Thousand Grogs.

  • @DefiantPunk0810
    @DefiantPunk0810 3 роки тому +39

    "Mark and Bob playing a song together"
    Jack: I'm about to add another layer.
    "Jack starts shooting a pistol"
    "Wade runs around in the background projectile vomiting"

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 6 років тому +261

    A pirate game, ey? In the course of one game, they sink their ship-twice, lock Wade into the brig, shoot Mark out of a cannon, lose against a bunch of skeletons, get attacked by a shark and Jack wastes all their hard-earned booty on an eye-patch.
    So, basically the usual hilariousity you would expect from those four.

  • @doubleambition5211
    @doubleambition5211 6 років тому +100

    Jack: It doesn't fill up to the imaginable level (insinuates that the ship will survive with the Chest of Sorrows on it)
    A Few Moments Later...
    Bob: The Ship is sinking!
    Me: Applauds greatly for the miscalculated logic.

    • @wanashraf650
      @wanashraf650 6 років тому +3

      Unmanageable*

    • @doubleambition5211
      @doubleambition5211 6 років тому

      Wan Ashraf Thank you for the correction. 😀

    • @Ashfer2
      @Ashfer2 6 років тому

      It's not unmanageable if someone is continually emptying it. Problem is they ALL left the ship. Therefore it wasn't being managed at all.

  • @mehmetakharman2253
    @mehmetakharman2253 6 років тому +2394

    So Mark trying get rid of the water in the ocean made me think, how much time would it take for us to get rid of all water on Earth(Let’s not talk about where we would throw the water) if every person on Earth took a bucket of it every 5 seconds? The average bucket holds ten liters and there are about 7 billion people on Earth. So that’s 70,000,000,000 liters of water gone every 5 seconds. There is about 1,260,000,000,000,000,000,000 liters of water on Earth. So if we divide the water amount by the amount we take out every 5 seconds we get 18,000,000,000. Multiply that by five (Because we do it every five seconds) and you get 90,000,000,000 seconds to get rid of all water on Earth. Which is 2853.88127854 years. So now you know that if everyone on Earth were to get rid of a bucket of water every 5 seconds it would take us about 2854 years.
    Fun fact: It would take about 105,000,000,000 USD to get that many buckets.

  • @lexkorkai1572
    @lexkorkai1572 5 років тому +86

    2:32 (Mark getting launched from a cannon.)
    *Mark: AaAAgh!*
    2:56 (Jack getting launched from a cannon.)
    *Jack: **_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-_*

  • @SasukeUchiha723
    @SasukeUchiha723 6 років тому +630

    Everyone pointed at Jack for money was hillarious

    • @takeshikujo2909
      @takeshikujo2909 6 років тому +18

      Best part of the video. Especially when Wade is so vindictive to Jack for locking him up earlier.

    • @confusingdirt
      @confusingdirt 5 років тому +3

      He is a leprechaun and he wants the gold.
      The good part is that he got an eye patch!

    • @kashmello
      @kashmello 4 роки тому +4

      "We need money."
      *two seconds later, staring at jack*
      *collectively* _"h e y"_

    • @josukehigashikatap125
      @josukehigashikatap125 4 роки тому

      *pointing

  • @duchessdragon6874
    @duchessdragon6874 5 років тому +339

    Jack: "dont worry, it doesnt fill to an unmanageable level."
    3 mins later- *boat sinks.

  • @zachatonumusrex
    @zachatonumusrex 6 років тому +521

    Wade:I kinda just see Grandmas head
    Mark: WTF is wrong with you

    • @transnewt
      @transnewt 5 років тому +12

      Well obviously grandma is dead.

  • @TheAdministrator-
    @TheAdministrator- 5 років тому +62

    0:06 I almost thought that Mark and Wade switched souls xD

  • @okayrubye8832
    @okayrubye8832 5 років тому +335

    Jack: you're out! Yay!
    Mark: You happy?
    Wade: I don't know all I see is white- *sudden realization*
    *G o d ?*
    16:18

  • @actionjackson2161
    @actionjackson2161 6 років тому +129

    MARK WE NEED MORE OF THIS GAME, WHEN THE BOAT SANK I CRIED LAUGHING 😂

  • @StarRider587
    @StarRider587 6 років тому +123

    Hey Mark, the island wasn't empty. You're supposed to keep fighting the waves of skeletons until the boss appears. Then, you fight the boss and he drops a key. You take the key to a vault on the island and inside the vault is the treasure.
    The reason you didn't get to the boss is because there are a LOT of skeletons. The forts are designed for multiple crews being there at the same time, so there's going to be a LOOOOOOOT of skeletons for you to kill if there isn't anyone else there. It'll be better when the game comes out.

  • @MysticSkyes
    @MysticSkyes 5 років тому +166

    Mark: I'm gonna.. make sure the ship won't sink...
    Bob: Naahhh, it's fiiineee
    *minutes later the ship founders*

  • @maliawolf2545
    @maliawolf2545 6 років тому +291

    Mark: Oh my bad i emptied the ocean too much
    Me: actully dying

  • @WammyCast
    @WammyCast 6 років тому +77

    *Jack:* We NEEDED to attack it to assert our dominance!
    *Mark:* Right, right, r-- I am stuck...

  • @lindsay5800
    @lindsay5800 6 років тому +49

    Good stuff 👌 I always enjoy when Mark plays games with friends, you can truly tell how much he enjoys himself. I laughed all the way through. Bob's laugh, Wade being banished and playing sad music, and Mark ringing the bell. Ding ding!🔔🔔

  • @liamseabolt3597
    @liamseabolt3597 4 роки тому +33

    11:43
    Wade - Do you sense a dickishness in the force, Mark? I do.
    Mark - There’s a great dickturbance in the force. As if a million ducks cried out and were suddenly silenced.

  • @Gigachadninetyone
    @Gigachadninetyone 5 років тому +103

    Jack- I got an eyepatch
    Wade & Bob- *yelling at jack*
    Mark- *laughing his a** off*

  • @danw2727
    @danw2727 6 років тому +267

    Mark: I am just gonna check our boat hasn’t sunk.
    Bob: It’ll be fine.
    20 seconds later...
    Jack: OH SHIT OUR BOAT’S SINKING!
    😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼

    • @amandarichardson8793
      @amandarichardson8793 6 років тому +2

      I Am Batman YES AHAHAHAA

    • @tanmoybhattacharjee2439
      @tanmoybhattacharjee2439 6 років тому +2

      lol even in Jack's video I was like "hmmm that thing looks a little too low in the water doesnt it?" when he was walking towards it on the island

    • @Killer_Kris7
      @Killer_Kris7 6 років тому

      I Am Batman what part is that?

  • @LemonElkk
    @LemonElkk 6 років тому +569

    Mark: What do i do with all of these bananas?
    Jack: Shove them in your Face
    Mark: I'm trying!
    *
    *
    Mark: Can I shove them in other places?

  • @bigchez2342
    @bigchez2342 4 роки тому +63

    "I'M GOING TO END UP IN ANOTHER GAME!"
    *five minutes later*
    "Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture science enrichment centre"

  • @VeeTOHFan
    @VeeTOHFan 5 років тому +442

    Jack: Actually Playing
    Wade: Having A Stroke
    Bob: Squeeze Box
    Mark: Yes

    • @jaybred6752
      @jaybred6752 4 роки тому +4

      Copy and paste of another comment

    • @darkmoonthedirewolf9231
      @darkmoonthedirewolf9231 4 роки тому +6

      @@jaybred6752
      Wow! Such a creative reply! :D
      -_-

    • @noraroseth6629
      @noraroseth6629 4 роки тому +3

      The most chaotic group and yet work so well together 🤣

    • @fr0sty_spider
      @fr0sty_spider 2 роки тому +1

      No mark says: DING DING D-D-DING DING DING D-D-DINGGGGGGG

    • @VeeTOHFan
      @VeeTOHFan 2 роки тому

      @@fr0sty_spider no

  • @Coco-xq7zh
    @Coco-xq7zh 6 років тому +172

    Mark: What’s gonna make me swim better? My squeeze-box??
    *XD*

  • @jasonophee6153
    @jasonophee6153 6 років тому +270

    all i can think about while watching this is "what shall we do with a drunken sailor"

  • @Grahaminations
    @Grahaminations 5 років тому +167

    6:36 That's a ssssubnautica referem...

    • @angrydoge1466
      @angrydoge1466 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah!

    • @Grahaminations
      @Grahaminations 3 роки тому

      @@angrydoge1466 bruh this was a year ago

    • @angrydoge1466
      @angrydoge1466 3 роки тому +3

      @@Grahaminations i know

    • @Grahaminations
      @Grahaminations 3 роки тому

      @@angrydoge1466 i know as well, just why are u commenting on a 1 year old comment

    • @angrydoge1466
      @angrydoge1466 3 роки тому +6

      @@Grahaminations because i can

  • @sparrowstudio4909
    @sparrowstudio4909 6 років тому +83

    Wade: All I see is ligh- God?!
    Mark: I see God. XD

  • @ccaa007
    @ccaa007 6 років тому +535

    I got an eyepatch
    *
    *
    *
    *
    Proceeds to dance

    • @mybutt268
      @mybutt268 6 років тому +1

      The Boys i need one

    • @superheavyxd2684
      @superheavyxd2684 5 років тому +2

      Did you just spent all of our money on a eye patch, you know what? Good for you 😂

  • @amarnathagencies5621
    @amarnathagencies5621 6 років тому +65

    Mark: That's a skeleton head,u guys see it, u guys see it.
    Wade: i just see grandma's head(failed attempt to copy mark's accent

  • @Blockhead832
    @Blockhead832 4 роки тому +24

    15:11 is the funniest part of the entire thing i can't stop laughing and it's in all perspectives I've looked

  • @jeremywood0828
    @jeremywood0828 6 років тому +1033

    CAPTAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIN, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

    • @jackaboy9398
      @jackaboy9398 6 років тому +13

      100th like

    • @beef-rj2yd
      @beef-rj2yd 6 років тому +41

      **Caribbean music**

    • @emihahn
      @emihahn 6 років тому +21

      That’s got to be the greatest pirate I’ve ever seen!
      So it would seem...

    • @superheavyxd2684
      @superheavyxd2684 5 років тому +4

      I don't know why they freaked out. The game doesn't exactly punish you for dying.............fuck this game! If you are wondering, I'm only here because of duh my favourite UA-camrs! They make this game better with their comedy.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 5 років тому +1

      Jack-Senpai! Please notice me!

  • @game_breaker367
    @game_breaker367 6 років тому +147

    Am I the only one that comes back to this for a good laugh?

  • @mdstarfaith706
    @mdstarfaith706 6 років тому +576

    *my computer can't handle the rendering*

    • @Ace-tl9di
      @Ace-tl9di 6 років тому +37

      OOOOOHHH THAT'S SO COOL SO COOOOOOOOOOL

    • @rayceanderson1686
      @rayceanderson1686 6 років тому +23

      Oh its so pretty so pretty

    • @qwertyasdf3614
      @qwertyasdf3614 6 років тому +21

      There are billions and billions of stars

    • @aerialhagen1262
      @aerialhagen1262 6 років тому +21

      And billions and billions of galexys

    • @senbazuru3950
      @senbazuru3950 6 років тому +20

      There's nothing I like more than space

  • @miaostrander680
    @miaostrander680 5 років тому +23

    Mark- Emptying The Ocean.
    Wade- Having Stroke’s.
    Jack- Actually Doing Things...
    Bob- S Q U E E Z E B O X

  • @emma_nim8046
    @emma_nim8046 6 років тому +35

    Do you know that satisfying feeling when you make all of your friends laugh?

  • @Kawber
    @Kawber 6 років тому +548

    these face models are amazing lol

    • @aradmalik4838
      @aradmalik4838 6 років тому +1

      8 bitrayn,mark I pliers and jacksepticky are you serious bro?

    • @bess5673
      @bess5673 6 років тому +1

      Kawber hey i liked your comment in another video!

    • @izutonura810
      @izutonura810 6 років тому +1

      I'm not sure why, but I prefer THAT over ME Andromeda.

    • @timothymckane6362
      @timothymckane6362 6 років тому +2

      So is yours.

    • @rolypoly1591
      @rolypoly1591 6 років тому

      I see you everywhere

  • @Superfartastic
    @Superfartastic 6 років тому +45

    Absolutely loved this and Jack's version. Please keep them comming.

  • @Super-Saiyan9665
    @Super-Saiyan9665 2 роки тому +6

    I have to say I think you guys would absolutely love this game now. It’s come so far with massive amounts of contents added for free. A series of this game would a blast, I can promise that much

  • @TheMidgetSloth
    @TheMidgetSloth 6 років тому +38

    When Mark was admiring the ocean at the front of the ship, that was the perfect moment to make a Titanic pun. "I'm flying, Jack! I'm flying!"

  • @selenahallman3973
    @selenahallman3973 6 років тому +153

    "That's a subnautica referen"
    -The beautifully complex mind of a Wade

    • @skibbyflonk
      @skibbyflonk 6 років тому +6

      the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma

    • @musicredsubaru
      @musicredsubaru 6 років тому +3

      Too much rum. (#´ー´)且 {Hiccup.}

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 6 років тому +2

      Imagine Subnautica had a multiplayer mode, just plain old-survival mode.

    • @AndreB23
      @AndreB23 6 років тому +2

      Alway rember happy day. :D

    • @pkz8788
      @pkz8788 6 років тому +1

      *ssssubnautica

  • @smurlix5676
    @smurlix5676 6 років тому +159

    Thats a guitar, thats a kazoo, DAS UH SQUEEZE BOX

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 5 років тому +1

      Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West you can't deny it sounds ridiculous

  • @SenterSen
    @SenterSen 3 роки тому +17

    13:06 the way Wade ran and ignored them completely about the chicken coop was priceless

  • @False97
    @False97 6 років тому +82

    Why do I come back to this video again n still laugh everytime xD

  • @_.Infinity._
    @_.Infinity._ 6 років тому +550

    There were cuts there if you want to see the whole video you can see it on jack's channel there are 2 parts of it

    • @akaneisbae1900
      @akaneisbae1900 6 років тому +4

      Alan Williams Jacksepticeye

    • @hanablackwood5865
      @hanablackwood5865 6 років тому +15

      Yeah, coming from Jack's Channel I can totally see why you suggest it.

    • @cptntrash1387
      @cptntrash1387 6 років тому +6

      I came from jacks video too

    • @tatsuyah4695
      @tatsuyah4695 6 років тому +33

      Same. That money issue was more hilarious when you see it from Jack's point of view.

    • @cheyennemoyer1878
      @cheyennemoyer1878 6 років тому +11

      Bob's also got the entire uncut adventure

  • @Sefraca
    @Sefraca 6 років тому +1579

    I wish i could play sea of thieves but i *dont have friends*

  • @sun_daes
    @sun_daes 5 років тому +97

    "will the boat sink?"
    "nah it's fine"
    famous last words

    • @lezley8465
      @lezley8465 4 роки тому +1

      *the reminder of mcr*

  • @cranjismcbasketball249
    @cranjismcbasketball249 5 років тому +31

    It’s a good thing they never got in a pvp ship battle. Here would be their crew situation:
    Mark: busy finding places to shove bananas while being oblivious to the pvp and forgetting about another chest of sorrow on their own ship
    Bob: trying to discover the true name of the “squeeze box”
    Jack: actually trying to win
    Wade: drunk in the brig
    This is why they will never win in PUBG

  • @cantaskin04
    @cantaskin04 5 років тому +38

    3:45 *Internet celebrity known as JackSepticEye predicts Google's latest project Stadia exactly 1 year prior to it's release*

  • @velvetcrowe3171
    @velvetcrowe3171 6 років тому +113

    "Are ye' ready kids?!"
    "Aye aye captain!"
    "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
    "AYE AYE CAPTAIN!"
    OOOOOOH......!
    WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!!!!!!?????

  • @phophoenix_
    @phophoenix_ 4 роки тому +20

    Everyone else: **doing stuff related to the game**
    Mark: DiNg DiNg dInG dInG

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 6 років тому +755

    _Captain Hook: Unleashed_

    • @hunterrussell4409
      @hunterrussell4409 6 років тому +2

      UnPhayzable I see you everywhere what the heck

    • @akuma4321
      @akuma4321 6 років тому +2

      InfiniteGaming their description says "I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere"?

    • @hunterrussell4409
      @hunterrussell4409 6 років тому

      Well didn't care to look sorry

    • @BlueBlur2003
      @BlueBlur2003 6 років тому

      UnPhayzable I'm gonna assume you're a bot cause I see you EVERYWHERE.

    • @avii-autumn8484
      @avii-autumn8484 6 років тому

      *Y a s .*

  • @leonardchurch7505
    @leonardchurch7505 5 років тому +176

    Mark: Ocean
    Wade: Coop
    Bob: Squeeze Box
    Captain: Jack
    Hotel: Trivago

  • @wolfboss6728
    @wolfboss6728 6 років тому +31

    Please Mark do more of this game with Wade, Bob, and Jack

  • @sebastiansstrangelife9704
    @sebastiansstrangelife9704 4 роки тому +11

    20:16 Mark: Im just trying to do something.
    Jack: NoW ThIs Is PoDrAcInG.

  • @dreeno2382
    @dreeno2382 6 років тому +77

    Yea...you're gonna need to do a series on this

    • @jesselogan3268
      @jesselogan3268 6 років тому

      Dreeno, we are of the same mind on this

  • @bravioli6645
    @bravioli6645 6 років тому +264

    Mark playing SoT:
    1) gets extremely drunk
    2) shoots himself out of a cannon
    3) actually gets a few chests
    4) dies, repeatedly
    5) locks Jack and Wade in the brig together in a sinking ship
    EDIT: Holy crap thanks for all the attention :D

    • @bravioli6645
      @bravioli6645 6 років тому +29

      6) also tried to empty the ocean somewhere in there too

    • @darthnemo4241
      @darthnemo4241 6 років тому +6

      Bravioli Mark's body can't process alcohol, thats why there's no more Drunk MC.

    • @RikuFan111
      @RikuFan111 6 років тому +4

      Wolf Goddess they are talking about the game

    • @darthnemo4241
      @darthnemo4241 6 років тому +1

      RikuFan111 oh okay. in that case, it's true af😂

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 6 років тому

      Maybe he ships them together, but what would we call that pairing?

  • @ladyhibiscus5020
    @ladyhibiscus5020 6 років тому +30

    Is it me or do I love it when Mark and the boys play pirate-themed multiplayers?
    Edit: This everything Windwaker wanted to be.

  • @Lauren-hs5ht
    @Lauren-hs5ht 4 роки тому +22

    “The chest of sorrow will be my responsibility” - Mark
    *boat sinks*

  • @lexim4831
    @lexim4831 6 років тому +191

    Try putting the “chest of sorrows” on somebody else boat if you can’t win a fight against them! 😂

    • @sodabodacoda4738
      @sodabodacoda4738 5 років тому +3

      Only thing is auditory cues when it starts filling the ship up wit water

    • @shadowwolfginga2112
      @shadowwolfginga2112 5 років тому +2

      thats how you win a fight ! XD
      ...imma have to try that XD

  • @jaxmorris6563
    @jaxmorris6563 5 років тому +23

    14:25 marks finally gone insane that bucket was empty

  • @danw2727
    @danw2727 6 років тому +66

    Jack: Did you have a stroke?
    😂😂😂

  • @aminer5649
    @aminer5649 3 роки тому +4

    The tandom scream of "NOOOOOO" after the boat sank is what keeps me coming back to this video, that moment makes me laugh so hard my ribs hurts