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  • @_Stagnate_
    @_Stagnate_ 4 роки тому +1302

    Markiplier: This is anyones game now
    Monopoly: Actually it's MY game and you can't play any more get out

    • @bloovboi4260
      @bloovboi4260 4 роки тому +1

      no comments on ur 400+ likes? damn

    • @trevorsizzle3705
      @trevorsizzle3705 4 роки тому

      Ha i am the second reply.

    • @magicottoncandy
      @magicottoncandy 3 роки тому

      Bing

    • @jetkirby3981
      @jetkirby3981 4 години тому

      Can't wait for Ubisoft to go under and then we can have a functional Monopoly and UNO

  • @theannilators7479
    @theannilators7479 4 роки тому +6910

    I feel like Wade deserves some credit, because he was pretty shit outta luck, and he turned what was basically a 0% chance of winning into like a 5% chance, which is like the best you could do

    • @Sleepy_Kitsune
      @Sleepy_Kitsune 4 роки тому +367

      one bad roll from either mark or bob and wade would have won hands down

    • @whitefireproductions3663
      @whitefireproductions3663 4 роки тому +252

      He coukd've won right there and then when both Mark AND Bob rolled to Boardwall but MM was like, "Nah."

    • @melissawest936
      @melissawest936 4 роки тому +90

      Slow actin-tinactin kinda luck

    • @Dracophile7
      @Dracophile7 4 роки тому +15

      You know what they say about the lesser of two evils

    • @awoodenplank
      @awoodenplank 4 роки тому +6

      If it is 0% chance of winning, it cannot turn into a chance of winning, or it is not a 0% chance of winning, but a number that is not 0 can raise the chance of winning, so it is 0.1% to a 5% I guess :P

  • @O.Reagano
    @O.Reagano 4 роки тому +6349

    “There should be a cemetery where you can come visit me!”
    You’re bankrupt Wade, not dead.

    • @Darth_Revan670
      @Darth_Revan670 4 роки тому +11

      R Films ya

    • @sinisterwombat3128
      @sinisterwombat3128 4 роки тому +236

      Yeah a park bench with the player avatar taking a sip from a brown bag would be more fitting.

    • @Prestonian1
      @Prestonian1 4 роки тому +70

      Same difference

    • @thegongoozler3374
      @thegongoozler3374 4 роки тому +138

      In they eyes of Corporate-America it's the same thing. :/

    • @YaBoiFlyman
      @YaBoiFlyman 4 роки тому +21

      Then it'll be a homeless shelter

  • @antonixdavis2022
    @antonixdavis2022 4 роки тому +6215

    The moment of realization on Mark's face when rolled triple 1s and figured out he could choose to go to jail was just spectacular

    • @nataliel2854
      @nataliel2854 4 роки тому +44

      read this just as it was happening, cheers bud!

    • @dyslexicfaser
      @dyslexicfaser 4 роки тому +87

      I didn't realize you could still be a real estate magnate from inside jail

    • @KindaDummy
      @KindaDummy 4 роки тому +17

      dyslexicfaser ever seen Arrested Development? XD

    • @KudosK42
      @KudosK42 4 роки тому +10

      Jail is best square

    • @redwindsor2984
      @redwindsor2984 4 роки тому +10

      whats the time stamp for that?

  • @TheDeath0fDucks
    @TheDeath0fDucks 4 роки тому +824

    Bob: Doesn't play for 0.5 seconds
    Ubisoft: Y O U R E I N T R O U B L E

    • @AceRasputin
      @AceRasputin 4 роки тому +14

      Giant Quack So you have chosen....bankruptcy.

  • @natscott27
    @natscott27 4 роки тому +2915

    “I think the games about to start ending”
    _22 minutes left in the video_

    • @pherlong7
      @pherlong7 4 роки тому +44

      Why do I hear boss music

    • @mariakutsu5946
      @mariakutsu5946 4 роки тому +7

      @Jonathan Stansbury I've know that since I was 8.

    • @zsushi3316
      @zsushi3316 4 роки тому +8

      You can basiclly played whole day for 1 game

    • @mikalepoot6634
      @mikalepoot6634 4 роки тому +3

      @@pherlong7 must be an Octopath Traveler boss

    • @8bitmonkey319
      @8bitmonkey319 9 місяців тому +2

      yea thats usually how monopoly goes

  • @rebeccahutchison474
    @rebeccahutchison474 4 роки тому +2384

    Funniest part of this video.
    Wade: “Don’t worry Mark; I got money; I’m on my way.”

    • @cittrangenericlastname8616
      @cittrangenericlastname8616 4 роки тому +29

      I dunno. Personally, I think the entire sequence of events starting just after 35:30 was hilarious considering Wade was dunking on Mark for buying those houses just a few minutes before that.

    • @ukesnotnukes4083
      @ukesnotnukes4083 4 роки тому +8

      Famous last words

    • @brokenalex3304
      @brokenalex3304 4 роки тому +9

      Second was
      I Wanna GO TO JAIL I BEEN A BAD BAD BOY

    • @Kir0nixx_
      @Kir0nixx_ 4 роки тому +3

      "iT's pRiCeY"

    • @Chara-pc1qq
      @Chara-pc1qq 3 роки тому

      "I'm gonna kill someone. I'm gonna stab someone in the face. I'm gonna find a police officer, tell them I found a child trapped in a well, bring them there, murder a child and throw the child into the well- I'm going to jail!"

  • @brittanypritchard7567
    @brittanypritchard7567 4 роки тому +6699

    I love how they’ve determined what the little man does almost every episode just to forget about it the next episode

    • @matttale7918
      @matttale7918 3 роки тому +740

      To put it in Bobs words: “We understand what the little man does, we just don’t want to”

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 3 роки тому +120

      It’s really obvious how it works, too; it makes no sense how they not only forget, but can’t figure it out.

    • @ianemerson2704
      @ianemerson2704 3 роки тому +38

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 Then explain it please.

    • @insert_name_here936
      @insert_name_here936 3 роки тому +155

      @@ianemerson2704 it takes you to the next property after your roll that is not owned by you

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 3 роки тому +116

      @@insert_name_here936
      And yet it didn't take Bob to Boardwalk, and then took him ALL the way to the Light Blues.
      It genuinely feels like it moves you at complete random.

  • @ronaldstew5267
    @ronaldstew5267 4 роки тому +887

    The “little man” basically moves you to the nearest unowned property after your roll. If everything is owned then he moves you to the nearest property you don’t own meaning you will always land on another player’s property. Doubles also negate the skill

    • @hermandegreat4168
      @hermandegreat4168 4 роки тому +15

      Could u explain 37:11 tho

    • @draqbush74
      @draqbush74 4 роки тому +12

      @MR. ANONYMOUS nope

    • @philipliao4006
      @philipliao4006 4 роки тому +35

      @@hermandegreat4168 Basically, bob rolled a 6 which would have put him on park place, however, because he rolled a monopoly man, it moved him to the next property that he doesn't own, Bob owned the brown color set and all the trains, so he skipped both of those and moved directly to Markiplier's light blue set.

    • @localtortoise
      @localtortoise 4 роки тому +3

      @@philipliao4006 *Boardwalk

    • @hopoffmydick9574
      @hopoffmydick9574 4 роки тому +3

      @@philipliao4006 also since he rolled a six, it moved him to his next unowned property AFTER six, hence why he went so far, and why even if you roll a monopoly, it won't just send you to the next UNOWNED property, but to the one after your role.

  • @evanwalchak7762
    @evanwalchak7762 4 роки тому +893

    I love how the stakes in this game got so high that Jail become the safest space.

    • @eskel4743
      @eskel4743 4 роки тому +53

      It literally became a battlefield littered with land mines 😂😂😂

    • @trisar2146
      @trisar2146 4 роки тому +95

      That's how a lot of Monopoly games tend to go. When a majority of the board is owned and houses/hotels start getting put down, Jail is the safe place because you don't risk losing all your money due to landing on the other players' properties, but you can still collect rent from them landing on yours.

    • @davidnoahperkins
      @davidnoahperkins 4 роки тому +28

      Pros use the same strategy, though idk if you could call it a strategy when it’s chance

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 4 роки тому +2

      I really like your pfp, because it helps me realize how far gone I truly am.

    • @eskel4743
      @eskel4743 4 роки тому +1

      @@davidnoahperkins still it's terrifying in a way

  • @VioVanHelsing
    @VioVanHelsing 4 роки тому +944

    Mark: **Gets to pick where he moves.**
    Also Mark: **Deep breath** " I DON'T WANNA BE FREEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

    • @mherrmann81687
      @mherrmann81687 4 роки тому +11

      @Urazz didn't help that Bob broke INTO jail....
      The rest of the game, imo, is basically nullified for obvious reasons.... Though Bob still would've won

  • @andreashort6763
    @andreashort6763 4 роки тому +3815

    wade: advances three spaces
    the card: *go back three spaces*

  • @JoeyTDoesThings
    @JoeyTDoesThings 4 роки тому +9865

    I love how Mark is constantly jeopardizing his friendships with two of his closest friends for our entertainment. First Uno and now this.

    • @lag00n54
      @lag00n54 4 роки тому +357

      This is a test of friendship
      Being able to endure all this and remain in good terms
      Is true friendship

    • @DerpaTurtle
      @DerpaTurtle 4 роки тому +60

      Or they just stay because he has 20 million subscribers

    • @nyanbonecrush
      @nyanbonecrush 4 роки тому +41

      Sacrifices must be made

    • @RealestPerson.
      @RealestPerson. 4 роки тому +24

      P̶͖̻̔̋͒͆̊̂̔̏͊̽e̸̙̮̋͌̑̃̚ŗ̵̬̝̬͚̄̂̀̔͜ͅẖ̸̞͍̥̽́͌̑̀̊a̷͖̜̼̣̫̾͑̔̃͛͗͗͠p̶̞̫̲̀s̴̫͓͘

    • @Abandonsoyciety
      @Abandonsoyciety 4 роки тому +17

      @@DerpaTurtle struck gold with this comment

  • @theannilators7479
    @theannilators7479 4 роки тому +2635

    “I think the game’s about to start ending”
    -Bob, about 30 minutes into a 52 minute video

    • @Sharkz117
      @Sharkz117 4 роки тому +53

      Well, he wasn't entirely wrong. The halfway point of the video (or anything else) is the beginning of the end.

    • @jacksonrich4360
      @jacksonrich4360 4 роки тому +7

      Start ending, not end ending

    • @Notmefuckyou
      @Notmefuckyou 4 роки тому +2

      It was a very drawn out end of the game and it was great.

    • @isisdarosa9340
      @isisdarosa9340 4 роки тому

      Yup

  • @jacobross1400
    @jacobross1400 4 роки тому +4445

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark: "Put me in jail. I'm a bad, bad boy!"

    • @haydensmith5712
      @haydensmith5712 4 роки тому +107

      Ya he really don't wanna be freeee

    • @jacobross1400
      @jacobross1400 4 роки тому +10

      Hayden Smith lmaooo

    • @thefireocean1
      @thefireocean1 4 роки тому +27

      I dont wanna be freee

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 4 роки тому +34

      Hey, there's a difference between liking anal and masochism. Though they would make a good duo.

    • @ronsauceify
      @ronsauceify 4 роки тому +62

      He only wants to be in jail to see if he can handle being in jail, because when he was younger he was too poor to afford a prison. Now he can go beyond.

  • @DevilDryEyes
    @DevilDryEyes 4 роки тому +1944

    I Love Wade's slow descent into insanity throughout the entire episode XD
    Whilst Bob is getting everything he wants, and Mark is just... existing

    • @crapsound
      @crapsound 4 роки тому +19

      Because Bob was so salty in their previous game when the game made him go bankrupt for being idle too long I think.
      So they had to do everything they can to make Bob happy.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 3 роки тому +13

      @@crapsound and then blueball him into never playing again, yep totally not a goddamn coincidence

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 Рік тому +1

      Slow descent? He's playing Monopoly. Pretty sure he's already there

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 4 роки тому +3152

    “this game will be the end of us”
    *monopoly: the killer*

    • @WillBoy
      @WillBoy 4 роки тому +19

      Monopoly : The Man Behind The Slaughter

    • @brryfc
      @brryfc 4 роки тому +2

      Will Boy I was going to say that

    • @Darth_Revan670
      @Darth_Revan670 4 роки тому +1

      Ya

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 4 роки тому +1

      Monopoly: Bob

    • @SoldierMan1557
      @SoldierMan1557 4 роки тому +3

      Monopoly:the destruction of friendships

  • @tayyabnaveed8601
    @tayyabnaveed8601 4 роки тому +1642

    Mark had the prefect opportunity to sing "I don't wanna be freeeeee."

    • @SneakyLily
      @SneakyLily 4 роки тому +34

      @Draxus Aznieta Yeah he already made the joke on the previous one.

    • @lewismackay635
      @lewismackay635 4 роки тому +1

      This is shite

    • @SleepyyBox
      @SleepyyBox 4 роки тому +7

      tolstyy Why try and prison break

    • @tayyabnaveed8601
      @tayyabnaveed8601 4 роки тому +9

      @Draxus Aznieta Ah shoot, I forgot

    • @coolcatrandom970
      @coolcatrandom970 4 роки тому +4

      Tayyab Naveed he did that last time

  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour 4 роки тому +6359

    Wade's scream of rage brings me life

    • @bobtaylor412
      @bobtaylor412 4 роки тому +91

      the one at 37:29, or at 38:39, or both???

    • @romankazinets1759
      @romankazinets1759 4 роки тому +106

      When you find an almost totally ignored comment from a famous UA-camr in a famous UA-camrs comment section.

    • @georgeapc
      @georgeapc 4 роки тому +51

      @@bobtaylor412 or the one at 3:55

    • @abigailpowers3294
      @abigailpowers3294 4 роки тому +3

      Roman Kazinets right.

    • @locke_ytb
      @locke_ytb 4 роки тому +24

      25:02 I believe this counts lol.

  • @maddielangley1124
    @maddielangley1124 4 роки тому +954

    Wade:”imma get 3 properties in one turn!!” *fails*
    Bob, immediately after: *accidentally gets 3 properties in one turn and hates it*

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 4 роки тому +993

    Bob or Mark: *about to progress to the end of the game*
    Monopoly: "I'm about to do what's called a Pro Gamer Move."

    • @VioletTheGhost2
      @VioletTheGhost2 4 роки тому +4

      Everyone comment this so mark can see this and how monopoly man red dice work
      A Mr. Monopoly: Move according to the normal dice, and take that turn as normal. Before rolling again or passing the dice to the next player, move to the next unowned property, which they may buy or auction. If there are no unowned properties, the player moves to the nearest unmortgaged property owned by an opponent. In the event that all opponents' properties are mortgaged, do nothing.

    • @minerpig04
      @minerpig04 6 місяців тому +1

      "this is big brain time"

  • @artsy_coward885
    @artsy_coward885 4 роки тому +779

    38:20
    *Mark starts panicking then screams*
    *screen fades to black*
    I was half expecting to hear a ticking clock lmao

    • @dellarosa24601
      @dellarosa24601 4 роки тому +38

      I was confused when I didn't.

    • @jaehaalexander1172
      @jaehaalexander1172 4 роки тому +29

      UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS anyways...... byyyyyyye!!!!

    • @samyakshah2040
      @samyakshah2040 4 роки тому +9

      My phone alerted me of my battery at 10% and that scared the shit out of me when the screen was black

    • @yeetusskeetus1441
      @yeetusskeetus1441 4 роки тому +2

      @Artsy_ Coward
      IKR LOL 😂

    • @sheop874
      @sheop874 4 роки тому +6

      Whell wouldn't you look at us. Unes unes my friend.

  • @kittywithagun7742
    @kittywithagun7742 4 роки тому +553

    My therapist : Possessed Wade isn't real, he can't hurt you
    Possessed Wade : *38:39*

  • @JustAnArrogantAlien
    @JustAnArrogantAlien 3 роки тому +1736

    *Monopoly veterans:* “You want either the orange or the red color sets. Statistically they’re the ones players hit most often.”
    *Wade:* MY KINGDOM FOR BOARDWALK!!!

    • @katilkoala5037
      @katilkoala5037 3 роки тому +13

      what are the statistics?

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 3 роки тому +136

      @@katilkoala5037
      7, 6, and 8 are the most likely number totals to be rolled on two dice. Orange properties are exactly 6, 7, and 8 spaces away from jail, making them excellent traps.
      And Illinois Avenue, a red, is THE most frequently landed on card in the entire game.
      I don't know what the exact chances are, but they've done studies on it.

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 3 роки тому +128

      I feel like the speed dice throws a wrench in this. We've seen Wade put 4 houses on his monopoly of reds and it didn't get landed on once for almost an hour.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 3 роки тому +60

      @@emperorzoltar6938
      Statistically, owning both Boardwalk and Park Place gives you a +50% odds to winning.

    • @mymusicplaylist2609
      @mymusicplaylist2609 2 роки тому +30

      Statistically, owning the boardwalk and parkplace gives the highest chance of winning. There's a youtube video which did 100k trials for each samples of which is the best color.
      If you will rank them, the dark blues are the top then railroads then the orange ones

  • @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480
    @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 4 роки тому +1472

    Yancy: “so whata you’zes in fer?”
    Mark: “I committed a felony so I wouldn’t trespass on someone’s land”

  • @PhoenixBorealis
    @PhoenixBorealis 4 роки тому +498

    "Don't worry, Mark, I got money, and I'm on my way." Wade is hilarious when he resigns himself to losing. XD Poor Wade!

  • @chanceshadow
    @chanceshadow 4 роки тому +820

    Fun Fact: The Monopoly Man on the Red Dice takes place AFTER you move the number of spaces on your dice, even if the number you rolled put you on an unowned or enemy property already.

    • @Lofi.z34
      @Lofi.z34 4 роки тому +35

      This board game has so many useless rules

    • @mataskart9894
      @mataskart9894 4 роки тому +55

      @@Lofi.z34 the extra dice is already a useless extra rule introduced by the game version.... And hiding out in jail is also debatable, my family has a rule that you don't get money from someone standing on your properties while you're in jail

    • @gigachud666
      @gigachud666 4 роки тому +86

      @@mataskart9894 according to standard Monopoly rules, you can collect rent in jail as well as buy, sell and trade. It isn't debatable at all.

    • @yashjoseph3544
      @yashjoseph3544 4 роки тому +44

      @@mataskart9894 The extra die was added to speed up the game. It isn't really that useless.

    • @CmH250
      @CmH250 4 роки тому +10

      Matas Kart my family’s rule is you can’t manage properties in jail but you still earn money

  • @BubbasRadioStation
    @BubbasRadioStation 3 роки тому +719

    I love that when bob gets sick and runs to the bathroom, then comes back and explains what's going on. you can see mark grabbing his phone and im assuming hes texting bob if hes alright and if they need to stop recording. That really shows that Mark cares about his friends

  • @rsvng
    @rsvng 4 роки тому +747

    Wade: “THAT WAS SOO DUMB MARK”
    *Mark gets profit from the blue*

    • @ilaytzirin923
      @ilaytzirin923 4 роки тому +5

      And SO MUCH

    • @aarchyss
      @aarchyss 4 роки тому +4

      Funny that wade said that too :)

    • @PirateDad12
      @PirateDad12 4 роки тому +3

      Wade: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @zachariahboss
    @zachariahboss 4 роки тому +318

    Man, I love Mark. Seriously, in times like these, and really any shitty times tbh, the little things matter so much more, and being able to watch a silly video like this just brings joy in stressful times. The fact that Mark has such a wide range of content, from stupid funny shit to genuinely life-saving speeches and fundraisers that last for many hours, is truly inspiring. Thank you, Mark, for all that you do. You mean the world to me and so many others, and while you may deny any responsibility for us doing better, you are a force of positivity, so you deserve a heartful thanks and all the love in the world.

    • @star-218.22
      @star-218.22 4 роки тому +9

      I very much agree

    • @gunnervrog
      @gunnervrog 4 роки тому +7

      @@star-218.22 we all should and hopefully do

    • @AshleyGossett
      @AshleyGossett 4 роки тому +8

      Preech! Exactly what I think.

    • @star-218.22
      @star-218.22 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah it makes me sick that some people post and say bad things about him when he has saved lives

    • @jacobross1400
      @jacobross1400 4 роки тому +5

      Amen to that!

  • @skysplicer
    @skysplicer 4 роки тому +683

    19:15 that was so wholesome that they delayed the game so that bob could still play the game with them instead of quitting and starting a new game.

    • @crapsound
      @crapsound 4 роки тому +3

      They gotta do that unless it's Wade because Bob can get so salty their whole game can get ruined.

    • @r_spyder
      @r_spyder 3 роки тому +39

      @@crapsound They didn't have to and Bob wouldn't have been too mad I'm sure

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 11 місяців тому +1

      Why would they do that? It was such a great game

  • @kamamaunillama31
    @kamamaunillama31 4 роки тому +4264

    Somewhat out of context Monopoly story:
    I had family over at my house during a blackout, so we decided to play Monopoly.
    That game lasted from 7 pm to 5 am. Around 2 am I lost a tooth.
    I won.

    • @lokiijustwannasleep7865
      @lokiijustwannasleep7865 4 роки тому +386

      The tooth of luck

    • @celestialdetective
      @celestialdetective 4 роки тому +292

      that game lasted 10 HOURS- h-how?

    • @vectorsigma6757
      @vectorsigma6757 4 роки тому +583

      @@celestialdetective The longest game of Monopoly ever played was was like 90 hours or something!
      And once the game was played in a bathtub!
      - just some fun facts no one asked for!

    • @celestialdetective
      @celestialdetective 4 роки тому +140

      @@vectorsigma6757 Thank you Wonderful being

    • @DarkYashaRyoko
      @DarkYashaRyoko 4 роки тому +96

      How did you lose a tooth??

  • @psiimoth
    @psiimoth 4 роки тому +552

    “This can only be good things for ol’ Wadey”
    Narrator voice: in fact, it could not.

    • @KovenKitten
      @KovenKitten 4 роки тому +15

      psiimoth when I see narrator voice, I read it with Morgan Freeman's voice. He has a really good narrator voice.

    • @psiimoth
      @psiimoth 4 роки тому +4

      Renee St. Michael I tend to think of Rod Serling (of the old series of The Twilight Zone) for a narrator voice- Morgan Freeman is probably the second I’d think of, and then David Attenborough (the nature documentary guy)

    • @angelbyte9580
      @angelbyte9580 4 роки тому +3

      I immediately think of Your Narrator and read it in his voice wow

    • @BroodierLily296
      @BroodierLily296 4 роки тому

      Angelbyte bruh same! (From joshdub, right? I know narrator has his own channel to)

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 4 роки тому +1

      I always imagine the narrator from Hitchhiker's Guide. Dunno why, I just do.

  • @bball5394
    @bball5394 4 роки тому +811

    Wonder which game is more damaging to their friendship. Monopoly, Uno, or Human Fall Flat........

    • @CrazyMCLover
      @CrazyMCLover 4 роки тому +41

      ooo, that's a tough one, i'd say human fall flat

    • @leme9909
      @leme9909 4 роки тому +58

      @@CrazyMCLover no question, human fall flat. wade is hanging on by a thread

    • @prajwalr456
      @prajwalr456 4 роки тому +2

      Monopoly for sure

    • @TheCharkan
      @TheCharkan 4 роки тому +6

      Uno cause dmg to wade's hand!!! Real phisical pain!!!!

    • @nenapennington9866
      @nenapennington9866 4 роки тому +22

      Could you imagine them livestreaming play all three games together back to back.. There would be chaos. 😂

  • @jenniferwilson9650
    @jenniferwilson9650 4 роки тому +2455

    Mark wearing his yellow robe everyday is a total quarantine vibe.

    • @scream3740
      @scream3740 4 роки тому +38

      its from his podcast and some of the videos are in one sitting

    • @dansattah
      @dansattah 4 роки тому +34

      He looks zen. Nice

    • @maddijasnyy
      @maddijasnyy 4 роки тому +34

      I’m pretty sure it’s a blanket.

    • @skylarwilliams6408
      @skylarwilliams6408 3 роки тому +1

      Jennifer wilson Mark is just COOL in it hehe

    • @samfinkjensen
      @samfinkjensen 3 роки тому

      999th like 👀

  • @vectorsigma6757
    @vectorsigma6757 4 роки тому +213

    43:52 "This is the richest I've been in phawkeen decades!" killed me! :D

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809 4 роки тому +383

    _"Lets see how much money I owe the government now."_
    *- Life in a nutshell*

    • @Lats-li3mt
      @Lats-li3mt 4 роки тому +1

      Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
      Also called, Animal crossing

  • @egorex1834
    @egorex1834 Рік тому +92

    3:33 Wade wasn't playing Monopoly yesterday.
    3:52 Wade rage screams
    4:07 Bob gets another double.
    5:11 I won't, I shan't, I shon't
    6:00 Bob lands on Boardwalk. It seems his luck from the last game still works.
    8:00 Wade: advances 3 spaces. Game: go back 3 spaces.
    12:40 Mark goes to jail again.
    14:19 Wade gets Park Place
    16:50 Gotta go fast, just like my income. -Wade
    20:32 Wade ask chat whether to pay the 100$ or throw his computer out of his office.
    24:30 Wade wants to go to jail.
    26:45 Wade makes a daring trade.
    27:40 Wade puts houses on Boardwalk and Park Place. Mark and Bob start to sweat.
    28:50 Mark lands in between Boardwalk and Park Place.
    32:07 Mark sells green houses for light blue. Wade says he's never seen a dumber play.
    33:20 Wade: I see that I have backed myself into a horrible corner. Or a horner.
    35:32 Wade gets hit with karma.
    37:20 Bob should have landed on Boardwalk but Little Man saves him.
    38:36 Wade rage
    41:30 Mark had the choice to go to jail. Doesn't take it. Regrets it.
    42:51 "I need 8eight and no fucking children to take you away from me." -Wade.
    43:00 Mark rolls triples. Willingly goes to jail.
    43:50 "This is the richest I've been in fawkin decades." -Wade. Also puts more houses on blue.
    45:25 Wade rolls doubles. "I'm broke again, jesus balls." then realizes he's in hell.
    47:30 Bob: What does the man do? Mark: in demon voice "Nothing on a double!"
    49:50 Mark loses connection. AI Vincenzo takes control. Spends all his money.

    • @AUserThatIsDeleted
      @AUserThatIsDeleted Рік тому +4

      Why was he so mad at 38:36? Am I missing something?

    • @egorex1834
      @egorex1834 Рік тому +4

      @@AUserThatIsDeleted Wade must have been really hoping that Little Man sends Mark to one of the blues. Unfortunately, he was way too far away.

  • @othertracy2
    @othertracy2 4 роки тому +143

    I love Queen; “Don’t stop me now, I’m having a time. And it’s a good.”

    • @isabellapalino1813
      @isabellapalino1813 4 роки тому +4

      Trey Mills Currently laughing my ass off about that. 🤣

    • @aarchyss
      @aarchyss 4 роки тому +1

      That song is a classic

  • @short_stack21
    @short_stack21 3 роки тому +242

    I have been laughing at Mark during 35:40 for the past 5 minutes. He got so hype when he realized Wade was screwed

  • @amokriinprolgiid3409
    @amokriinprolgiid3409 4 роки тому +224

    I'm beginning to think Bob wasn't joking when he said he had "host always wins" turned on.

  • @allhonesty848
    @allhonesty848 4 роки тому +347

    Mark: "why is he buying houses!"
    Vincenzo: "I'm gonna use this rake on the ladder"

    • @belghy281
      @belghy281 4 роки тому +5

      Not a lot of people will get your reference

    • @tsukurikata774
      @tsukurikata774 4 роки тому +4

      @@belghy281 You are correct.

    • @KingDerpy13
      @KingDerpy13 4 роки тому +6

      Took me a bit to remember. "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!"

  • @Not_Ciel
    @Not_Ciel 4 роки тому +81

    Anyone else love how perfectly Wade says "Little man!" every time Monopoly dude gets rolled XD

  • @overthinker6446
    @overthinker6446 4 роки тому +128

    35:42 I just imagine if Amy entered at this time ( even if we know she has probably seen every possible things already )

  • @snailsnail7893
    @snailsnail7893 4 роки тому +255

    "Stop making me laugh, I'm trying to be brooding"
    Me and my friends.

  • @gryffinpuff4343
    @gryffinpuff4343 4 роки тому +169

    “Don’t make me laugh; I’m trying to be brooding.”
    -Bob, 2020

  • @sabrinazanger2761
    @sabrinazanger2761 4 роки тому +448

    Mark: Posts a 52min video
    Me: “Get the snacks”

    • @SupernaturalTessa
      @SupernaturalTessa 4 роки тому +10

      Me: *constantly has snacks near since quarantine*

    • @nicolewelch6165
      @nicolewelch6165 4 роки тому +5

      I didnt even realize it was THAT LONG

    • @nicholassheppard7941
      @nicholassheppard7941 4 роки тому +3

      @@nicolewelch6165 me FUCKING either. It felt like 15-20

    • @DarkRayos
      @DarkRayos 4 роки тому

      Me: ''Grab something to drink''

    • @gracefulslumber8441
      @gracefulslumber8441 4 роки тому +2

      @@SupernaturalTessa I had snacks stashed everywhere anyways, but quarentine has significanly amplified my snack stashes.

  • @GlitteredLights
    @GlitteredLights 4 роки тому +367

    wade saying "little man!" every time the monopoly man shows up gives me so much serotonin

    • @devontamosley4487
      @devontamosley4487 2 роки тому +6

      🎵Little man
      When you stand by my side!
      Then I know I don't have to hide
      From anyone!🎵

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Рік тому +2

      This is sorta related but my brother and I love lizards - we live in the city so we mostly just see common garden lizards (the small ones) hanging around in the sun or in our backyard. I think it was me who started calling them “little man” or “little men” whenever I saw one, and my brother caught on. So now whenever one of us sees a lizard, we tell the other “Em, come over here! It’s a little man!” or “Cam, there’s a little man out there!”
      :j

  • @CAMELOT331
    @CAMELOT331 4 роки тому +425

    Me: *About to win Monopoly game by a comfortable margin*
    Also me: *Rolls on railroad owned by rival 16 times in a row and loses*
    Yeah so, can I just uninstall from life? Thanks

    • @Guy.WhoAsked
      @Guy.WhoAsked 4 роки тому +5

      This joke sucks

    • @universal69
      @universal69 4 роки тому +7

      @@Guy.WhoAsked Just like you

    • @Guy.WhoAsked
      @Guy.WhoAsked 4 роки тому

      @@universal69 guhuhuhu i'm ultimate being because I said "no u" lolol

    • @Ms.Anonymous
      @Ms.Anonymous 3 роки тому

      I think that's the wrong game lol

  • @capmari7221
    @capmari7221 4 роки тому +697

    Mark: "Lets see how much money I owe the government now"
    Government: You in prison boi
    Mark: "Awh God damnit"
    Me: "Holy shit... I forgot to pay the water bill!"

    • @underdog1656
      @underdog1656 4 роки тому +8

      THE GOVERNMENT IS UNCHECKED BUT CHECKS US

    • @Wavepush
      @Wavepush 4 роки тому +12

      But you don't have to pay the water bill in prison
      Better yet, you don't have to be a thousandnaire

    • @FirstLast-ju2ef
      @FirstLast-ju2ef 4 роки тому +2

      UnderDog yes!
      Your comment is underrated

    • @underdog1656
      @underdog1656 4 роки тому

      @@FirstLast-ju2ef what can i say, im an underrated guy ^^

  • @lauraavalos9679
    @lauraavalos9679 4 роки тому +229

    Mark: repeats “the browns are unowned” about 47 times throughout the game
    Bob: *lands on brown* “is this one unowned????!!” 25:31
    Mark: “.... y i s “

    • @gabeonigkeit4094
      @gabeonigkeit4094 4 роки тому +3

      "The browns are unowned" is also what Abraham Lincoln said after signing the Emancipation Proclamation.

  • @kcodydansereau5757
    @kcodydansereau5757 4 роки тому +781

    Mark: "Why are your biceps burnin'?"
    Wade: "Because I jog weird"

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 роки тому +2

      Does he jog by walking on his hands??!

    • @ncrranger9154
      @ncrranger9154 4 роки тому +15

      he grabs the big toe in each foot and then jogs maintaining the position

    • @orangexlightning
      @orangexlightning 3 роки тому

      I never realized how weird that was XD. For real? How weird do you jog!?

    • @anime4life1999
      @anime4life1999 3 роки тому +8

      Fun fact: There are actually biceps in your thighs! They’re called Biceps femoris sooo technically he was jogging normally!

  • @jacobross1400
    @jacobross1400 4 роки тому +298

    "Monopoly is the friendship destroyer"
    Me: *Yeah, I think we got that*

  • @tysonvert7027
    @tysonvert7027 4 роки тому +345

    The entire comment section has devolved into "I don't wanna be freeeeeeeeee" and explaining how the little man works.

  • @KodahSmith
    @KodahSmith 4 роки тому +185

    "What does the man do?"
    "NOTHING ON A DOUBLE!"

  • @Systematic17
    @Systematic17 Рік тому +40

    For anyone who still watches this on repeat and now notices the small details I love that Wade says "for the love of *insert religious figure here*" it made me laugh so hard 🤣😂 5:30

  • @CheySociety
    @CheySociety 4 роки тому +231

    Marki: I’ve already gotten the jail card so I should be-
    Monopoly: F I N E

    • @danny98432
      @danny98432 4 роки тому

      This shouldn't have made me laugh, but I appreciate it.

  • @oleeinarhetland8541
    @oleeinarhetland8541 4 роки тому +244

    Alternative title: Mark slowly destroying his relationship with his friends

    • @witnessme9141
      @witnessme9141 4 роки тому +6

      If that's the case, that should be the title of every video he plays with his friends.

    • @foliumviride2547
      @foliumviride2547 4 роки тому

      Welp. Nothing new

  • @everhartpetrichor
    @everhartpetrichor 4 роки тому +353

    38:27 I legitimately expected the Unus Annus clock to start ticking there

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 4 роки тому +250

    In a previous video: “You guys wanna play again?” -Wade.
    In this video: “We should never play Monopoly again.” -Wade.

  • @michaelnelson1362
    @michaelnelson1362 4 роки тому +192

    everytime they say little man
    my mind: "youre in my world now not your world , and ive got friends on the other side"

    • @sarahgreenfield4907
      @sarahgreenfield4907 4 роки тому +9

      he's got friends on the other side

    • @KingVasuki
      @KingVasuki 4 роки тому +13

      "That's an echo, gentleman. Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick, don't you worry"

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 4 роки тому +8

      🎶 _Sit down at my table_
      _Put your minds at ease_
      _If you relax, it will enable me to do_
      _Anything I please_ 🎶

    • @chrishansen1080
      @chrishansen1080 4 роки тому +1

      Im so confused am i missing something?

    • @yeplife3135
      @yeplife3135 4 роки тому +6

      @@chrishansen1080 It's a song from the Disney movie The Princess and the Frog called Friends on the Other Side.

  • @rozmansj
    @rozmansj 4 роки тому +173

    Mark: “NOO I WANNA GO TO JAIL!!”
    Us: “I don’t wanna be FREEEEEE.”

    • @setheloe7090
      @setheloe7090 4 роки тому +3

      *_Y A N C Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*

  • @crazyappleph
    @crazyappleph 4 роки тому +63

    Markiplier and Bob about to have the Monopoly 1v1 of a lifetime.
    Monopoly: NOPE

  • @flumfybud
    @flumfybud 4 роки тому +40

    I am starting a petition that you guys MUST keep playing this game until Wade wins a match AUTHENTICALLY. That is, no rigged trades to guarantee his victory.
    (don't tell them that this will keep this series going forever)

  • @Quantum_Magnus
    @Quantum_Magnus 4 роки тому +142

    “A Mr. Monopoly: Move according to the normal dice, and take that turn as normal. Before rolling again or passing the dice to the next player, move to the next unowned property, which they may buy or auction. If there are no unowned properties, the player moves to the nearest unmortgaged property owned by an opponent. In the event that all opponents' properties are mortgaged, do nothing.”
    Ripped directly from the Wiki. It seems that you move the distance on the two white dice, but skip paying/building/etc. and progress immediately to the next opposing-player-owned property.

    • @DemHP.
      @DemHP. 4 роки тому +5

      Poor Wade. The game screwed him over so badly

    • @Loot1377
      @Loot1377 4 роки тому +1

      wow - thanks for the rules clarification.
      I genuinely thought the game glitched or something 😅

    • @ash_intheclouds
      @ash_intheclouds 4 роки тому +2

      Too many words. Don't understand. Try again later.

    • @justinmmos7219
      @justinmmos7219 4 роки тому

      my god the little man is little devil

  • @uncreativeluser5670
    @uncreativeluser5670 4 роки тому +83

    *jail suddenly becomes the best place on the Monopoly board*
    *”i dOn’T wAnNa Be FrEeEeEe” intensifies*

  • @nuclearocean
    @nuclearocean 4 роки тому +292

    That's a second certified "Thank you, Ubisoft" moment in a row

  • @elfinheimer
    @elfinheimer 3 роки тому +74

    Man being on mushrooms and hearing them say “little man” with such happiness in their voices was something else

  • @yoinkysploinky5102
    @yoinkysploinky5102 4 роки тому +73

    that sums up life entirely Mark
    "Lets see how much money I owe the government now"

  • @LuckiiLuci
    @LuckiiLuci 4 роки тому +91

    When Mark kept saying I love jail I get reminded of his “I don’t want to be free” song.

  • @echfx9201
    @echfx9201 4 роки тому +153

    Me: I want to see some horror games!
    Mark: Let’s play monopoly
    Me: *fair enough*

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 4 роки тому +2

      He just posted 3 horror videos in a row, stop being greedy.

    • @ladylad2763
      @ladylad2763 4 роки тому

      Monopoly is horror, just with friendships instead of bodys and cadavers.

    • @Romain73150
      @Romain73150 4 роки тому +1

      @@ladylad2763 Monopoly : Friendship is horrible

  • @dakotamatheson9884
    @dakotamatheson9884 4 роки тому +171

    Wade: "We should never play Monopoly again."
    *Next Episode*
    Markiplier: Who's up for Monopoly?
    Wade: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

  • @pastself9256
    @pastself9256 4 роки тому +81

    For some reason, Wade yelling "Little Man!" makes my day.

  • @sabrinazanger2761
    @sabrinazanger2761 4 роки тому +101

    These boys are literally my family playing monopoly

  • @audreysimpson7417
    @audreysimpson7417 4 роки тому +94

    Funniest part was when Wade said, “For the love of *insert religious figure here* let me roll” I literally lost my mind laughing😂

  • @chaosmonkey691
    @chaosmonkey691 4 роки тому +45

    15:09
    "You know what I've already gotten the go to jail card so I should be..." **fine**

  • @shadow4126
    @shadow4126 4 роки тому +23

    23:07 Poor Wade begging for trade scraps!
    Bob: He doesn't have anything.
    Wade: Wait I do!
    Mark: Sorry sorry sorry sorry! Na na na! I don't want to talk to you, sorry. I don't have any spare change right now, come on.

  • @deaglelover6942
    @deaglelover6942 4 роки тому +786

    Nobody:
    Everybody:
    Nobody:
    Markiplier: Making everyones quarantine better

    • @O.Reagano
      @O.Reagano 4 роки тому +24

      Deagle lover69 Wow I love how original your comment is. I’ve never seen that comment before.

    • @evanvincent9356
      @evanvincent9356 4 роки тому +18

      R Films Yeah, I REALLY love this comment format, very underused

    • @Set2Seth
      @Set2Seth 4 роки тому +1

      It also makes markiplier go overboard when given money

    • @rhyzemz6931
      @rhyzemz6931 4 роки тому +11

      Omg this format is soooo underrated never saw it before

    • @potatogaming6848
      @potatogaming6848 4 роки тому

      Very true

  • @graceyi7107
    @graceyi7107 4 роки тому +95

    “I’ve never seen a dumber play!”
    This is coming from the man who just traded almost all of his property for boardwalk.

    • @carstekoch
      @carstekoch 4 роки тому +6

      honestly his only chance of a comeback. You can't fight the other players with 3 railroads and utility properties.

    • @Crunchatize_Me_Senpai
      @Crunchatize_Me_Senpai 4 роки тому +3

      Good or not, it made the episode _extremely_ interesting. The whole board changed _immediately_ and everyone’s standings changed with it. I was on the edge of my seat for the rest of the episode until his luck utterly shit on him.

    • @carstekoch
      @carstekoch 4 роки тому

      @Mitchell Horn
      With 4 railroads in an early gamestate when there are no or very few houses, true.
      But with 3 and when more than half the board is already littered with houses, very unlikely.

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 4 роки тому +27

    16:53 “Gotta go fast!”
    “Gotta go fabulous!”
    “A P P L E S A P P L E S A P P L E S!”

  • @akhilsurjith2496
    @akhilsurjith2496 4 роки тому +79

    Mark: *leaves game*
    Vincenzo: I'm about to spend this mans whole career.

  • @deathroad100
    @deathroad100 4 роки тому +63

    38:39 tho wade went rage mode bro I laughed so hard

  • @justsomeguywhoedits4387
    @justsomeguywhoedits4387 4 роки тому +251

    Quarantine: exists
    Markiplier: Imma bout to end this man's whole career.

    • @lettylagunas
      @lettylagunas 4 роки тому +3

      @Christopher Farley you are already at 6k my guy

  • @raining_in_autumn
    @raining_in_autumn 4 роки тому +183

    Mark: "I'm gonna be ..." was probably about to say "fine"
    Mark: get's fine-d
    guys,, he wasn't wrong

  • @markbebawy6370
    @markbebawy6370 4 роки тому +57

    Alright, so we're back with the only game that can destroy years of friendship in less than an hour - It's Monopoly.

    • @videowatcher551
      @videowatcher551 4 роки тому +1

      Pfft Mario Kart does that in 3 minutes (Or how ever long a single race is).

    • @fireryfists
      @fireryfists 4 роки тому +9

      well someone definately watches Graystillplays

    • @lisha3595
      @lisha3595 4 роки тому +1

      Its def not the only thing lol, there's still Uno

    • @markbebawy6370
      @markbebawy6370 4 роки тому

      @@fireryfists You guessed it LMFAO

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 4 роки тому +130

    "We should never play Monopoly again."
    Me from ten years ago, is that you?!

  • @withdrawn_illustrator356
    @withdrawn_illustrator356 4 роки тому +75

    The last 20 m‘minutes was literally them tight roping across town slowly giving each other money

    • @llamaczech
      @llamaczech 4 роки тому +2

      So you mean the last 20 mins is a game of Monopoly?

  • @ecc2823
    @ecc2823 4 роки тому +29

    Wade saying "Little Man! :)" warms my heart and replenishes my electrolytes

  • @irisv_d_h2251
    @irisv_d_h2251 4 роки тому +35

    You know Mark has been spending too much time with Ethan when he starts saying *babyyy* after every other sentence lol

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 4 роки тому +128

    The tabletop version is clearly superior, because you can take as long as you want, you can barter the weirdest shit, you only play during a power outage, and the banker always wins!
    *cough*

    • @joeysingingchannel
      @joeysingingchannel 4 роки тому +17

      Also, there's no horseshit monopoly man rando dice, and the game doesn't quit out randomly.

    • @DemHP.
      @DemHP. 4 роки тому +3

      *You right*

    • @callak_9974
      @callak_9974 4 роки тому +4

      Unless you are playing the version of Monopoly that uses the digital money, not the paper. That or the batteries die out, because it's been sitting unplayed for months.

    • @gn4w
      @gn4w 4 роки тому +1

      social distancing: *blocks you*

    • @shogunbirds6589
      @shogunbirds6589 4 роки тому

      The banker doesn't win if the banker goes bankrupt.

  • @captainskull9812
    @captainskull9812 4 роки тому +90

    What if you wanted to go to heaven
    But God said...
    "Go back 3 spaces"

  • @nebulatheowl
    @nebulatheowl 4 роки тому +84

    Little Man: The machinations of my mind are an enigma.

  • @samnemeth-smyth6109
    @samnemeth-smyth6109 4 роки тому +63

    Mark's reaction to Wade's roll at 35:40 is brilliant 😂😂

  • @SantiLokyyo
    @SantiLokyyo 3 роки тому +9

    38:39 Wade's blood curling scream is the funniest thing I've heard in a good while

  • @somegameplayvids1720
    @somegameplayvids1720 4 роки тому +71

    Wade singing: "Don't stop me now..."
    MARK GETTING HIT BY THE SUN ON HIS CHEEK
    Me: "Burn baby burn"

  • @insidious654
    @insidious654 4 роки тому +45

    33:47 bob’s “who owns the railroad, me owns the railroad” is hilarious

  • @White_Tiger93
    @White_Tiger93 4 роки тому +242

    can't imagine if you play this with Sean, four people madness LOL

    • @thelolim___ster
      @thelolim___ster 4 роки тому +2

      *Seán

    • @tj_2701
      @tj_2701 4 роки тому +6

      @@thelolim___ster *STFU*
      😁

    • @jasmine.p2924
      @jasmine.p2924 4 роки тому +12

      @@thelolim___ster Not everyone has cool symbol letters on their keyboards

    • @jaehaalexander1172
      @jaehaalexander1172 4 роки тому +1

      @@jasmine.p2924 if you use your phone/tablet just hold down on the key. On computer though...good luck lol

    • @lilcomment
      @lilcomment 4 роки тому +1

      Jaeha Alexander
      Some people don’t have that either, like me.... ;-;

  • @marcmello3237
    @marcmello3237 4 роки тому +113

    One day someone's gonna break their pc over Monopoly.

    • @razortheonethelight7303
      @razortheonethelight7303 4 роки тому +2

      any specific way the pc would break? throwing it, punching, waterboarding it.

    • @christopherbailey5616
      @christopherbailey5616 4 роки тому +2

      What do you mean someday?

    • @Maganac1
      @Maganac1 4 роки тому +4

      People have destroyed their Monopoly boards even during The Great Depression, I refuse to believe that someone has not broken their computer because of this game.

    • @thinkingofaname4342
      @thinkingofaname4342 4 роки тому +1

      I did it

  • @mzsplays
    @mzsplays 4 роки тому +97

    Bob: *Lands on Mark's property*
    Also Bob: I will never financially recover from this.

  • @samgalaxygaming7314
    @samgalaxygaming7314 4 роки тому +14

    47:15
    “I’m just praying I don’t make parole”. -A heist with markiplier