THIS GAME WILL BE THE END OF US... | Monopoly
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- Опубліковано 5 тра 2020
- Monopoly is the friendship destroyer... the bond breaker... the world annihilator... and it will be the end of us all.
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“There should be a cemetery where you can come visit me!”
You’re bankrupt Wade, not dead.
R Films ya
Yeah a park bench with the player avatar taking a sip from a brown bag would be more fitting.
Same difference
In they eyes of Corporate-America it's the same thing. :/
Then it'll be a homeless shelter
“I think the games about to start ending”
_22 minutes left in the video_
Why do I hear boss music
@Jonathan Stansbury I've know that since I was 8.
You can basiclly played whole day for 1 game
@@pherlong7 must be an Octopath Traveler boss
yea thats usually how monopoly goes
I love how they’ve determined what the little man does almost every episode just to forget about it the next episode
To put it in Bobs words: “We understand what the little man does, we just don’t want to”
It’s really obvious how it works, too; it makes no sense how they not only forget, but can’t figure it out.
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 Then explain it please.
@@ianemerson2704 it takes you to the next property after your roll that is not owned by you
@Arjun Bali i think thats actually just them forgetting, in comparison to the denial of The Man
The moment of realization on Mark's face when rolled triple 1s and figured out he could choose to go to jail was just spectacular
read this just as it was happening, cheers bud!
I didn't realize you could still be a real estate magnate from inside jail
dyslexicfaser ever seen Arrested Development? XD
Jail is best square
whats the time stamp for that?
I feel like Wade deserves some credit, because he was pretty shit outta luck, and he turned what was basically a 0% chance of winning into like a 5% chance, which is like the best you could do
one bad roll from either mark or bob and wade would have won hands down
He coukd've won right there and then when both Mark AND Bob rolled to Boardwall but MM was like, "Nah."
Slow actin-tinactin kinda luck
You know what they say about the lesser of two evils
If it is 0% chance of winning, it cannot turn into a chance of winning, or it is not a 0% chance of winning, but a number that is not 0 can raise the chance of winning, so it is 0.1% to a 5% I guess :P
“this game will be the end of us”
*monopoly: the killer*
Monopoly : The Man Behind The Slaughter
Will Boy I was going to say that
Ya
Monopoly: Bob
Monopoly:the destruction of friendships
wade: advances three spaces
the card: *go back three spaces*
Bob: commence lung evacuation
Timestamp?
@@UhhHalo 7:55
My lungs went to orbit XD
Game said hold your horses
*Monopoly veterans:* “You want either the orange or the red color sets. Statistically they’re the ones players hit most often.”
*Wade:* MY KINGDOM FOR BOARDWALK!!!
what are the statistics?
@@katilkoala5037
7, 6, and 8 are the most likely number totals to be rolled on two dice. Orange properties are exactly 6, 7, and 8 spaces away from jail, making them excellent traps.
And Illinois Avenue, a red, is THE most frequently landed on card in the entire game.
I don't know what the exact chances are, but they've done studies on it.
I feel like the speed dice throws a wrench in this. We've seen Wade put 4 houses on his monopoly of reds and it didn't get landed on once for almost an hour.
@@emperorzoltar6938
Statistically, owning both Boardwalk and Park Place gives you a +50% odds to winning.
Statistically, owning the boardwalk and parkplace gives the highest chance of winning. There's a youtube video which did 100k trials for each samples of which is the best color.
If you will rank them, the dark blues are the top then railroads then the orange ones
Bob: Doesn't play for 0.5 seconds
Ubisoft: Y O U R E I N T R O U B L E
Giant Quack So you have chosen....bankruptcy.
Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
Also Mark: "Put me in jail. I'm a bad, bad boy!"
Ya he really don't wanna be freeee
Hayden Smith lmaooo
I dont wanna be freee
Hey, there's a difference between liking anal and masochism. Though they would make a good duo.
He only wants to be in jail to see if he can handle being in jail, because when he was younger he was too poor to afford a prison. Now he can go beyond.
Wade's scream of rage brings me life
the one at 37:29, or at 38:39, or both???
When you find an almost totally ignored comment from a famous UA-camr in a famous UA-camrs comment section.
@@bobtaylor412 or the one at 3:55
Roman Kazinets right.
25:02 I believe this counts lol.
I Love Wade's slow descent into insanity throughout the entire episode XD
Whilst Bob is getting everything he wants, and Mark is just... existing
Because Bob was so salty in their previous game when the game made him go bankrupt for being idle too long I think.
So they had to do everything they can to make Bob happy.
@@crapsound and then blueball him into never playing again, yep totally not a goddamn coincidence
Slow descent? He's playing Monopoly. Pretty sure he's already there
Markiplier: This is anyones game now
Monopoly: Actually it's MY game and you can't play any more get out
no comments on ur 400+ likes? damn
Ha i am the second reply.
Bing
“I think the game’s about to start ending”
-Bob, about 30 minutes into a 52 minute video
Well, he wasn't entirely wrong. The halfway point of the video (or anything else) is the beginning of the end.
Start ending, not end ending
It was a very drawn out end of the game and it was great.
Yup
Wade:”imma get 3 properties in one turn!!” *fails*
Bob, immediately after: *accidentally gets 3 properties in one turn and hates it*
Somewhat out of context Monopoly story:
I had family over at my house during a blackout, so we decided to play Monopoly.
That game lasted from 7 pm to 5 am. Around 2 am I lost a tooth.
I won.
The tooth of luck
that game lasted 10 HOURS- h-how?
@@celestialdetective The longest game of Monopoly ever played was was like 90 hours or something!
And once the game was played in a bathtub!
- just some fun facts no one asked for!
@@vectorsigma6757 Thank you Wonderful being
How did you lose a tooth??
I love how the stakes in this game got so high that Jail become the safest space.
It literally became a battlefield littered with land mines 😂😂😂
That's how a lot of Monopoly games tend to go. When a majority of the board is owned and houses/hotels start getting put down, Jail is the safe place because you don't risk losing all your money due to landing on the other players' properties, but you can still collect rent from them landing on yours.
Pros use the same strategy, though idk if you could call it a strategy when it’s chance
I really like your pfp, because it helps me realize how far gone I truly am.
@@davidnoahperkins still it's terrifying in a way
Funniest part of this video.
Wade: “Don’t worry Mark; I got money; I’m on my way.”
I dunno. Personally, I think the entire sequence of events starting just after 35:30 was hilarious considering Wade was dunking on Mark for buying those houses just a few minutes before that.
Famous last words
Second was
I Wanna GO TO JAIL I BEEN A BAD BAD BOY
"iT's pRiCeY"
"I'm gonna kill someone. I'm gonna stab someone in the face. I'm gonna find a police officer, tell them I found a child trapped in a well, bring them there, murder a child and throw the child into the well- I'm going to jail!"
Yancy: “so whata you’zes in fer?”
Mark: “I committed a felony so I wouldn’t trespass on someone’s land”
Stolen comment
M Topuchya from who? I didn’t see any comment like mine
"I committed a felony to not commit a felony"
@@pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 i forgot lol
It was a month ago
Fun Fact: The Monopoly Man on the Red Dice takes place AFTER you move the number of spaces on your dice, even if the number you rolled put you on an unowned or enemy property already.
This board game has so many useless rules
@@Lofi.z34 the extra dice is already a useless extra rule introduced by the game version.... And hiding out in jail is also debatable, my family has a rule that you don't get money from someone standing on your properties while you're in jail
@@mataskart9894 according to standard Monopoly rules, you can collect rent in jail as well as buy, sell and trade. It isn't debatable at all.
@@mataskart9894 The extra die was added to speed up the game. It isn't really that useless.
Matas Kart my family’s rule is you can’t manage properties in jail but you still earn money
The “little man” basically moves you to the nearest unowned property after your roll. If everything is owned then he moves you to the nearest property you don’t own meaning you will always land on another player’s property. Doubles also negate the skill
Could u explain 37:11 tho
@MR. ANONYMOUS nope
@@hermandegreat4168 Basically, bob rolled a 6 which would have put him on park place, however, because he rolled a monopoly man, it moved him to the next property that he doesn't own, Bob owned the brown color set and all the trains, so he skipped both of those and moved directly to Markiplier's light blue set.
@@philipliao4006 *Boardwalk
@@philipliao4006 also since he rolled a six, it moved him to his next unowned property AFTER six, hence why he went so far, and why even if you roll a monopoly, it won't just send you to the next UNOWNED property, but to the one after your role.
I love how Mark is constantly jeopardizing his friendships with two of his closest friends for our entertainment. First Uno and now this.
This is a test of friendship
Being able to endure all this and remain in good terms
Is true friendship
Or they just stay because he has 20 million subscribers
Sacrifices must be made
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@@DerpaTurtle struck gold with this comment
I love that when bob gets sick and runs to the bathroom, then comes back and explains what's going on. you can see mark grabbing his phone and im assuming hes texting bob if hes alright and if they need to stop recording. That really shows that Mark cares about his friends
They really are true friends
When did it happen?
@@notquitek.j1624 21:17 ish
@@co0perblue1 Alright thx alot
Mark wearing his yellow robe everyday is a total quarantine vibe.
its from his podcast and some of the videos are in one sitting
He looks zen. Nice
I’m pretty sure it’s a blanket.
Jennifer wilson Mark is just COOL in it hehe
999th like 👀
Mark: **Gets to pick where he moves.**
Also Mark: **Deep breath** " I DON'T WANNA BE FREEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
@Urazz didn't help that Bob broke INTO jail....
The rest of the game, imo, is basically nullified for obvious reasons.... Though Bob still would've won
Mark had the prefect opportunity to sing "I don't wanna be freeeeee."
@Draxus Aznieta Yeah he already made the joke on the previous one.
This is shite
tolstyy Why try and prison break
@Draxus Aznieta Ah shoot, I forgot
Tayyab Naveed he did that last time
43:52 "This is the richest I've been in phawkeen decades!" killed me! :D
"What does the man do?"
"NOTHING ON A DOUBLE!"
47:39 lmao
Bob or Mark: *about to progress to the end of the game*
Monopoly: "I'm about to do what's called a Pro Gamer Move."
Everyone comment this so mark can see this and how monopoly man red dice work
A Mr. Monopoly: Move according to the normal dice, and take that turn as normal. Before rolling again or passing the dice to the next player, move to the next unowned property, which they may buy or auction. If there are no unowned properties, the player moves to the nearest unmortgaged property owned by an opponent. In the event that all opponents' properties are mortgaged, do nothing.
_"Lets see how much money I owe the government now."_
*- Life in a nutshell*
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
Also called, Animal crossing
I have been laughing at Mark during 35:40 for the past 5 minutes. He got so hype when he realized Wade was screwed
wade saying "little man!" every time the monopoly man shows up gives me so much serotonin
🎵Little man
When you stand by my side!
Then I know I don't have to hide
From anyone!🎵
This is sorta related but my brother and I love lizards - we live in the city so we mostly just see common garden lizards (the small ones) hanging around in the sun or in our backyard. I think it was me who started calling them “little man” or “little men” whenever I saw one, and my brother caught on. So now whenever one of us sees a lizard, we tell the other “Em, come over here! It’s a little man!” or “Cam, there’s a little man out there!”
:j
Wade: “THAT WAS SOO DUMB MARK”
*Mark gets profit from the blue*
And SO MUCH
Funny that wade said that too :)
Wade: *surprised pikachu face*
"Don't worry, Mark, I got money, and I'm on my way." Wade is hilarious when he resigns himself to losing. XD Poor Wade!
Mark: "Why are your biceps burnin'?"
Wade: "Because I jog weird"
Does he jog by walking on his hands??!
he grabs the big toe in each foot and then jogs maintaining the position
I never realized how weird that was XD. For real? How weird do you jog!?
Fun fact: There are actually biceps in your thighs! They’re called Biceps femoris sooo technically he was jogging normally!
The entire comment section has devolved into "I don't wanna be freeeeeeeeee" and explaining how the little man works.
AND feeling sad for wade
i don't wanna be freeeeeeee
Leave me in luxurYyYyYyYy
38:20
*Mark starts panicking then screams*
*screen fades to black*
I was half expecting to hear a ticking clock lmao
I was confused when I didn't.
UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS anyways...... byyyyyyye!!!!
My phone alerted me of my battery at 10% and that scared the shit out of me when the screen was black
@Artsy_ Coward
IKR LOL 😂
Whell wouldn't you look at us. Unes unes my friend.
“This can only be good things for ol’ Wadey”
Narrator voice: in fact, it could not.
psiimoth when I see narrator voice, I read it with Morgan Freeman's voice. He has a really good narrator voice.
Renee St. Michael I tend to think of Rod Serling (of the old series of The Twilight Zone) for a narrator voice- Morgan Freeman is probably the second I’d think of, and then David Attenborough (the nature documentary guy)
I immediately think of Your Narrator and read it in his voice wow
Angelbyte bruh same! (From joshdub, right? I know narrator has his own channel to)
I always imagine the narrator from Hitchhiker's Guide. Dunno why, I just do.
35:42 I just imagine if Amy entered at this time ( even if we know she has probably seen every possible things already )
3:33 Wade wasn't playing Monopoly yesterday.
3:52 Wade rage screams
4:07 Bob gets another double.
5:11 I won't, I shan't, I shon't
6:00 Bob lands on Boardwalk. It seems his luck from the last game still works.
8:00 Wade: advances 3 spaces. Game: go back 3 spaces.
12:40 Mark goes to jail again.
14:19 Wade gets Park Place
16:50 Gotta go fast, just like my income. -Wade
20:32 Wade ask chat whether to pay the 100$ or throw his computer out of his office.
24:30 Wade wants to go to jail.
26:45 Wade makes a daring trade.
27:40 Wade puts houses on Boardwalk and Park Place. Mark and Bob start to sweat.
28:50 Mark lands in between Boardwalk and Park Place.
32:07 Mark sells green houses for light blue. Wade says he's never seen a dumber play.
33:20 Wade: I see that I have backed myself into a horrible corner. Or a horner.
35:32 Wade gets hit with karma.
37:20 Bob should have landed on Boardwalk but Little Man saves him.
38:36 Wade rage
41:30 Mark had the choice to go to jail. Doesn't take it. Regrets it.
42:51 "I need 8eight and no fucking children to take you away from me." -Wade.
43:00 Mark rolls triples. Willingly goes to jail.
43:50 "This is the richest I've been in fawkin decades." -Wade. Also puts more houses on blue.
45:25 Wade rolls doubles. "I'm broke again, jesus balls." then realizes he's in hell.
47:30 Bob: What does the man do? Mark: in demon voice "Nothing on a double!"
49:50 Mark loses connection. AI Vincenzo takes control. Spends all his money.
Why was he so mad at 38:36? Am I missing something?
@@AUserThatIsDeleted Wade must have been really hoping that Little Man sends Mark to one of the blues. Unfortunately, he was way too far away.
My therapist : Possessed Wade isn't real, he can't hurt you
Possessed Wade : *38:39*
BARBARAAAA
I saw that 3 times and i bursted out of laughter
But a wade is real
What about Wade at 3:55
Holy he l l-
"Stop making me laugh, I'm trying to be brooding"
Me and my friends.
For anyone who still watches this on repeat and now notices the small details I love that Wade says "for the love of *insert religious figure here*" it made me laugh so hard 🤣😂 5:30
Man being on mushrooms and hearing them say “little man” with such happiness in their voices was something else
Wonder which game is more damaging to their friendship. Monopoly, Uno, or Human Fall Flat........
ooo, that's a tough one, i'd say human fall flat
@@CrazyMCLover no question, human fall flat. wade is hanging on by a thread
Monopoly for sure
Uno cause dmg to wade's hand!!! Real phisical pain!!!!
Could you imagine them livestreaming play all three games together back to back.. There would be chaos. 😂
Man, I love Mark. Seriously, in times like these, and really any shitty times tbh, the little things matter so much more, and being able to watch a silly video like this just brings joy in stressful times. The fact that Mark has such a wide range of content, from stupid funny shit to genuinely life-saving speeches and fundraisers that last for many hours, is truly inspiring. Thank you, Mark, for all that you do. You mean the world to me and so many others, and while you may deny any responsibility for us doing better, you are a force of positivity, so you deserve a heartful thanks and all the love in the world.
I very much agree
@@star-2188 we all should and hopefully do
Preech! Exactly what I think.
Yeah it makes me sick that some people post and say bad things about him when he has saved lives
Amen to that!
In a previous video: “You guys wanna play again?” -Wade.
In this video: “We should never play Monopoly again.” -Wade.
I am starting a petition that you guys MUST keep playing this game until Wade wins a match AUTHENTICALLY. That is, no rigged trades to guarantee his victory.
(don't tell them that this will keep this series going forever)
I'm beginning to think Bob wasn't joking when he said he had "host always wins" turned on.
Anyone else love how perfectly Wade says "Little man!" every time Monopoly dude gets rolled XD
Wade: we should never play monopoly again
and then they didn't
Funniest part was when Wade said, “For the love of *insert religious figure here* let me roll” I literally lost my mind laughing😂
Buddha liked that
19:15 that was so wholesome that they delayed the game so that bob could still play the game with them instead of quitting and starting a new game.
They gotta do that unless it's Wade because Bob can get so salty their whole game can get ruined.
@@crapsound They didn't have to and Bob wouldn't have been too mad I'm sure
Why would they do that? It was such a great game
I love Queen; “Don’t stop me now, I’m having a time. And it’s a good.”
Trey Mills Currently laughing my ass off about that. 🤣
That song is a classic
Wade: "We should never play Monopoly again."
*Next Episode*
Markiplier: Who's up for Monopoly?
Wade: *Vietnam Flashbacks*
Mark: *leaves game*
Vincenzo: I'm about to spend this mans whole career.
“Don’t make me laugh; I’m trying to be brooding.”
-Bob, 2020
"Monopoly is the friendship destroyer"
Me: *Yeah, I think we got that*
They deleted their comment
Uno: *Hahahahahaha*
No that's uno
15:09
"You know what I've already gotten the go to jail card so I should be..." **fine**
Mark: "I'm gonna be ..." was probably about to say "fine"
Mark: get's fine-d
guys,, he wasn't wrong
Mark: Posts a 52min video
Me: “Get the snacks”
Me: *constantly has snacks near since quarantine*
I didnt even realize it was THAT LONG
@@nicolewelch6165 me FUCKING either. It felt like 15-20
Me: ''Grab something to drink''
@@tessajephcott4189 I had snacks stashed everywhere anyways, but quarentine has significanly amplified my snack stashes.
Little Man: The machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Wade saying "Little Man! :)" warms my heart and replenishes my electrolytes
Markiplier and Bob about to have the Monopoly 1v1 of a lifetime.
Monopoly: NOPE
Mark: “NOO I WANNA GO TO JAIL!!”
Us: “I don’t wanna be FREEEEEE.”
*_Y A N C Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*
Mark's reaction to Wade's roll at 35:40 is brilliant 😂😂
The last 20 m‘minutes was literally them tight roping across town slowly giving each other money
So you mean the last 20 mins is a game of Monopoly?
Mark: "Lets see how much money I owe the government now"
Government: You in prison boi
Mark: "Awh God damnit"
Me: "Holy shit... I forgot to pay the water bill!"
THE GOVERNMENT IS UNCHECKED BUT CHECKS US
But you don't have to pay the water bill in prison
Better yet, you don't have to be a thousandnaire
UnderDog yes!
Your comment is underrated
@@FirstLast-ju2ef what can i say, im an underrated guy ^^
16:53 “Gotta go fast!”
“Gotta go fabulous!”
“A P P L E S A P P L E S A P P L E S!”
Wade singing: "Don't stop me now..."
MARK GETTING HIT BY THE SUN ON HIS CHEEK
Me: "Burn baby burn"
For some reason, Wade yelling "Little Man!" makes my day.
It really does
Alternative title: Mark slowly destroying his relationship with his friends
If that's the case, that should be the title of every video he plays with his friends.
Welp. Nothing new
33:47 bob’s “who owns the railroad, me owns the railroad” is hilarious
I can't believe I just wasted an hour of my life just to find out they disconnected
So thats why the review of this game is so shit on Steam
Bruh SPOILERS-
SPOILERS!
Cinder 5554 that’s why you shouldn’t look at the comments until you finished the video
It's like being invested in a movie/tv show only for it to have a shit ending
That's a second certified "Thank you, Ubisoft" moment in a row
*jail suddenly becomes the best place on the Monopoly board*
*”i dOn’T wAnNa Be FrEeEeEe” intensifies*
yes, wise decision
38:39 Wade's blood curling scream is the funniest thing I've heard in a good while
That Sonic thing really got me XD
"Thanks Sonic"
"Yea.....gotta go fast...just like my income"
everytime they say little man
my mind: "youre in my world now not your world , and ive got friends on the other side"
he's got friends on the other side
"That's an echo, gentleman. Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick, don't you worry"
🎶 _Sit down at my table_
_Put your minds at ease_
_If you relax, it will enable me to do_
_Anything I please_ 🎶
Im so confused am i missing something?
@@chrishansen1080 It's a song from the Disney movie The Princess and the Frog called Friends on the Other Side.
that sums up life entirely Mark
"Lets see how much money I owe the government now"
“Gotta go fast, just like my income!” I can not relate to a statement anymore than I relate to this
47:15
“I’m just praying I don’t make parole”. -A heist with markiplier
“A Mr. Monopoly: Move according to the normal dice, and take that turn as normal. Before rolling again or passing the dice to the next player, move to the next unowned property, which they may buy or auction. If there are no unowned properties, the player moves to the nearest unmortgaged property owned by an opponent. In the event that all opponents' properties are mortgaged, do nothing.”
Ripped directly from the Wiki. It seems that you move the distance on the two white dice, but skip paying/building/etc. and progress immediately to the next opposing-player-owned property.
Poor Wade. The game screwed him over so badly
wow - thanks for the rules clarification.
I genuinely thought the game glitched or something 😅
Too many words. Don't understand. Try again later.
my god the little man is little devil
38:27 I legitimately expected the Unus Annus clock to start ticking there
Bas Howells Same!!!
The best part is that its before wade screams
But instead you get pissed off wade🤣🤣
I got an ad....🙂
this thing hit differently now
44:25 Mark turns into the Grinch.
Watching Mark and Wade try to stall while Bob was away was really funny
These boys are literally my family playing monopoly
Same here!
True
Christopher Farley I’ll help you
Facts😂
Being even only legally related to them all sounds unlikely, and I doubt you ever played with one of them.
Yada yada fun at parties-meme, blah blah here all week-cliche
Me: I want to see some horror games!
Mark: Let’s play monopoly
Me: *fair enough*
He just posted 3 horror videos in a row, stop being greedy.
Monopoly is horror, just with friendships instead of bodys and cadavers.
@@ladylad2763 Monopoly : Friendship is horrible
I think, "little man" + roll count = go 'roll count' spaces, then advance to the next property not owned by you.
Wade: The deal I did, really hurt me
Mark: That was your best play to possibly have a chance of winning.
Also Wade: *I know it was*
Never change Wade, never change.
Mark: repeats “the browns are unowned” about 47 times throughout the game
Bob: *lands on brown* “is this one unowned????!!” 25:31
Mark: “.... y i s “
"The browns are unowned" is also what Abraham Lincoln said after signing the Emancipation Proclamation.
Me: *About to win Monopoly game by a comfortable margin*
Also me: *Rolls on railroad owned by rival 16 times in a row and loses*
Yeah so, can I just uninstall from life? Thanks
This joke sucks
@@Guy.WhoAsked Just like you
@@universal69 guhuhuhu i'm ultimate being because I said "no u" lolol
I think that's the wrong game lol
36:25 the threateningly sinister music that suddenly cuts out when Mark changes tone 🤣🤣 perfection 👌🏼
Wade: "Little man!"
Me: thank you for the serotonin
“I’ve never seen a dumber play!”
This is coming from the man who just traded almost all of his property for boardwalk.
honestly his only chance of a comeback. You can't fight the other players with 3 railroads and utility properties.
Good or not, it made the episode _extremely_ interesting. The whole board changed _immediately_ and everyone’s standings changed with it. I was on the edge of my seat for the rest of the episode until his luck utterly shit on him.
@Mitchell Horn
With 4 railroads in an early gamestate when there are no or very few houses, true.
But with 3 and when more than half the board is already littered with houses, very unlikely.
When Mark kept saying I love jail I get reminded of his “I don’t want to be free” song.
35:40 When your boss "asks" you to stay late
Wade's journey this game is the ultimate tear-jerker. The story of a man who was phuked over by the universe, having the worst luck in Monopoly history.
What if you wanted to go to heaven
But God said...
"Go back 3 spaces"
You know Mark has been spending too much time with Ethan when he starts saying *babyyy* after every other sentence lol