Yes yes... those Leichtraktors, Panzerjagers, and other slightly outdated tanks are of my squad. I was in a panzer 2 ausf f. The crews are good, but the vehicles are not.
"They have all been turned into novelty rivet storing bags." Jesus that was dark, but it made me laugh so hard. Also, when is the T-Shirt of "Keep Calm and... There's a Division of Panzer Tanks" come out in the merch store?
@@dimitrypetrenko3470 Riveted armor, when hit, has a tendency to lose rivets, which tend to go bouncing around inside the tank, killing or severely wounding the crew.
"british tank doesn't have reverse gear" *sees Archer in the hangar* b-but sire... YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK, PRIVATE NIGEL! (and yes, i do acknowledge that archer is 'technically' moving forward along with its nicely positioned armament)
Jolly good video! But one of these days we need another tea time with Squire. It was just over a year ago I started drinking tea because of you, and I am eternally grateful to you for that sir! You sir are a gentleman and a scholar!
Squire I love this channel. The quick whit and history references are great. I gotta say I miss this style of video. Nowadays you make longer clips which are pretty good, but personally I liked it better when you had these coming out every few weeks better. Just some friendly feedback from a fan. Keep up the good work!
The flag of japan is actually a pie chart of the ratio of how many sentences in total squire says and how many sentences squire says that include the word probably, probably.
yes, and comparing to his "brother" Mk IV armed with two rifle-calibre MGs, Hurricane IIB can stand a chance against enemy aircraft for the price of only a pair of rockets
Mva-ha! Our t-28 and t-35 are much superiour(and completly original) design! At least they were in early 30th... don't snort! Security, Germans are snorting again! Bastards!
As a matter of fact, the first patented fire extinguisher was submitted in Brittain.1729. However it was quite archaic. The first more modern style also happened to again be invented by an englishman. Further improvements were committed by persons of other nationality. *
"our crew...turned into novelty rivet storing bags" Squire, you owe me a new keyboard. I was enjoying a nice cup of coffee and and just sipped. That line caused me to spew/spit-take said sip of coffee all over my keyboard. I'll forward my invoice ($200 USD, it was a very nice gaming keyboard).
Quite right, beautiful like all British tanks, take the chieftain for example, that tank was so beautiful others countries couldn’t resist making their own tanks look the same, knock off if you ask me.
Let's find a boulder to colonize.....I'm still laughing....and all this black smoke is effectively doubling our armour...I need an ambulance now....very well done!!!
Good sir, I assume the Squire Recruitment Brigade has been preoccupied with tasks of high importance due to the seemingly low output of audio-visual propaganda?
One more thing about this land beast. The sheer size of this metal whale allows for comfortable enfield rifle usage (among other things such as beds, bathroom, stove, garage...) Those poor sods with webley revolvers in their small, unimpressive tanks. What will they do when the hun inavoidably (that might be a word) knocks out their can o' beans?
I litterally got 28 kills on a Pz. 35 (t) by just firing down a ridge and lost only cause I ran out of ammo, ugh the German supply situation these days.
Thanks for the mention! My 12-year old cousin is a big fan and aspires to be a subject of Squidonia. But since he has not yet grasped the nuances of cornering doubloons to fund such large-scale profligacy, he wishes to ask if there is a more spiritual form of subjecthood... where mere fanatic adherence to A. the chant of tally ho, and B. tea will somehow suffice to earn a watered down yet valiant version of Squidonian membership.
"If God had wished us to fly, He wouldn't have invented the Flakpanzer."
Subbed.
Same XD
Don’t you mean adats
9:50
Golden
Soldier tf2 rip
"If you can't beat them, cheat and call the RAF to even the score." lol
The Remaining Air Force?
@@D.M.S. Never thought About it that way
do you know what RAF stands for?
@@excalibur1251 Remaining Air Force is a squire meme. Come on everyone knows what RAF means in military terms.
@@alphacentauri1760 Real American Forces? Rote Armee Fraktion :D
No, Royal Air Force
@@alphacentauri1760 My Grandma and Aunt Who are 57 And 23 Respectively and My Sister who is 15 Didnt know what RAF stood for
"sticks out like a 25ft long tank in the desert that's painted a bit blue"
Der Wunderwuzzi 3:00
Cause that's exactly what it is
keep calm and there's a division of panzer tanks. 10/10 would buy that on a shirt. had my wife and I in stitches
haha i would buy that aswell
Totally agreed
Yes yes... those Leichtraktors, Panzerjagers, and other slightly outdated tanks are of my squad. I was in a panzer 2 ausf f. The crews are good, but the vehicles are not.
Ahh Mike's German voice
Nothing is better than good german in english videos
And Viel Glück zum Geburtstag George, who ever you are
100Dampf Not very good on my German, but is that to do with something like, very Happy birthday George?
GeekAwesomized yes
100Dampf "alles gute zum Geburtstag" actually. I've never heard someone say good luck for your birthday. 😳
Baerzilla It's normal here in switzerland
It was a flesh wound. In the sense that it destroyed all of his flesh.
Wish I'd used that!
Does it float? That flawless British design looks strong enough to at the very least sink the Bismarck with taking only minor damage.
Portsouth it looks tough enough to sink as fast as the Bismarck
Or to avoid icebergs
Take a shot every time you hear yes, most people would be wasted by the two minute mark.
Also at the 1:25 is that mikegoesboom?
yes
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs oh hi i ve been watching you lately
mike goes boom is a german?
Aye I am. Well, mostly ;)
MikeGoesBoom
Right, just had a look at your channel. you can clearly hear the german :D german here as well ^^
*Snorts in German*
wat.
Theyve crossed the ardennes, were still watching the maginot! That one got me
Got 100% on my exam and a squire video at the end of the day! xD
After that exam result, I'm sure you thought that nothing would top it! How wrong you were!
Well done on the result!
Squire it was an easy short French exam xD
Squire also thank you sir yeeeeeeesss
Carolus Rex I know how you feel
The exam gave up the fight after just 6 minutes.
"They have all been turned into novelty rivet storing bags."
Jesus that was dark, but it made me laugh so hard.
Also, when is the T-Shirt of "Keep Calm and... There's a Division of Panzer Tanks" come out in the merch store?
I dont get it
@@dimitrypetrenko3470 Riveted armor, when hit, has a tendency to lose rivets, which tend to go bouncing around inside the tank, killing or severely wounding the crew.
A British Blunder... more like A British Blender.. yeeesss
mow music ooo
Colonel Bogey
more like war blunder
Mmm nyeeees
Gollum? Is that you? Where's my bloody ring, hmm?
I wish all British people talked like this constantly
They don't?
@@lennarthumpf8031 shut up
@@hypemars alright will do...
@@hypemars r/whoosh
@@hypemars what a party pooper
"british tank doesn't have reverse gear"
*sees Archer in the hangar*
b-but sire...
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK, PRIVATE NIGEL!
(and yes, i do acknowledge that archer is 'technically' moving forward along with its nicely positioned armament)
Archer wasnt Built very smartly no matter how i look at it
Archer wasn’t officially a tank, it was a self-propelled anti-tank gun. There’s a difference, honest.
Jolly good video! But one of these days we need another tea time with Squire. It was just over a year ago I started drinking tea because of you, and I am eternally grateful to you for that sir! You sir are a gentleman and a scholar!
Hahah! Yeah, I should make another! I'll see what I can do!
Squire I love this channel. The quick whit and history references are great. I gotta say I miss this style of video. Nowadays you make longer clips which are pretty good, but personally I liked it better when you had these coming out every few weeks better. Just some friendly feedback from a fan. Keep up the good work!
9:02 just making your voice a little higher so you can communicate better with your very high plane. nicely done squire!
A month without videos? Bloody Hell, I thought you was captured by the Germans, Sir! Welcome back
I thought we captured him! he must have escaped!
43 likes and 0 dislikes..... Squire you're the BEST! Greetings from germany!
The flag of japan is actually a pie chart of the ratio of how many sentences in total squire says and how many sentences squire says that include the word probably, probably.
All hail the Squidonian Empire!! For at last a new video has come out!
Hail indeed, citizen!
His Majesty talked to a mere peasant such as myself.
Squire May I please get a happy birthday, Sir Squire?
9:02 voice break
They've PROBably hidden them all!
Completely deliberate, I'll have you know!
Squire please allow me to join your fabulous military sir!!!
Squire the challenger 1 is the perfect British tank, it has tea making facilities
oh posh
How have I not found this channel until two days ago? Holy hell I love these vids! Excellent work!
The Hurricane IIB is awesome in mixed battles.. use combat flaps and you can get very close for ground strikes, and get 3 armour kills.
yes, and comparing to his "brother" Mk IV armed with two rifle-calibre MGs, Hurricane IIB can stand a chance against enemy aircraft for the price of only a pair of rockets
Happy severely belated birthday George!!
He lives!!
I live!
absolutely brilliant!
Get back to Hs vids ! It's getting lonely there, with all the Kripperinos... :(
Without a doubt my favorite War Thunder videos. Keep cranking them out good sir!
Mva-ha! Our t-28 and t-35 are much superiour(and completly original) design! At least they were in early 30th... don't snort! Security, Germans are snorting again! Bastards!
As a matter of fact, the first patented fire extinguisher was submitted in Brittain.1729. However it was quite archaic. The first more modern style also happened to again be invented by an englishman.
Further improvements were committed by persons of other nationality. *
"How Many Tea Can It Hold?"
"Before Its Anchord To The Ground?"
All of it
Yes
How much you wanna bet that British tank runs on tea
'' yes , 50cal for you ! the best thing to come out of america since.. the potato ! '' i died xD
ive neerly ran out of britishness in me thanks for the video it saved my life
I love the editing in this, I had watch the intro a couple times hahah
"all this black smoke doubling my armour" lololol
I lost it at "A novelty rivets storing bag" LOL
"our crew...turned into novelty rivet storing bags"
Squire, you owe me a new keyboard. I was enjoying a nice cup of coffee and and just sipped. That line caused me to spew/spit-take said sip of coffee all over my keyboard. I'll forward my invoice ($200 USD, it was a very nice gaming keyboard).
I, too, killed a lot of Tigers in War Thunder. Strangely enough they looked a lot like my early war tractor.
Quite right, beautiful like all British tanks, take the chieftain for example, that tank was so beautiful others countries couldn’t resist making their own tanks look the same, knock off if you ask me.
As a rail enthusiast, I can confirm the 3rd class coaches we heavily armed and armored
damn, one minute ago! HELLO SQUIRE, WELCOME BACK TO THE LAND OF THE LIVING!
Nothing makes me happier than your new video. Good job, as always.
A true, no-nonsense english gentleman, yeeeeees?
Yeeees!
More videos, Squire. Now, Squire.
Now.
+Squire please play with the premium tiger ll sla. and the bf109 k4 with r1 modification
+Squire for the fatherland
god i really miss u, you are the best war thunder blogger in my opinion, nothing is funnier and entertained than you
"Rommel's invited everybody in his address book who owns a tank"
Hehehehehehehehe
"Our game, our rules, we win."
Someone's been watching Al-Murray.
ABOUT BLOODY TIME SQUIRE MEH BOY
Wow, squire is still alive and Squidonia still stands, what a great time to be alive
my computer has been broken for a few weeks so I couldn't play war thunder
I was forced to watch phlydaily because you were gone for so long
you poor soul.
RIP, at least you didn't have to go as low as watching Baron.
The hatred is real ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Danger Dude Baron is a great youtuber Best quality war thunder content everyday. Haters gonna Hate so fuck you ..!..
Micheal noogler in all honesty: no.
And just because we should keep it civil I will not insult you back
You are the most original and in my opinion the BEST UA-camR ON THE SIGHT!
Tactically advancing backward, brilliant sire...
This channel and the videos are so educational and british. Keep it up, lads!
Hey squire I own a anti-aircraft gun and hate tea! What are you going to do about it?
Listen out for a knock at the door.
Squidonian state police will be arriving shortly.
Squire 😱😱😱😱😱
AA gun? Cute. Prepare your arse for an entire squadron of hurricanes
I tell you what.
You are going to disappear in the middle of the night and wake up tied in a chair while being questioned by the SS.
ps, is a joke.
Let's find a boulder to colonize.....I'm still laughing....and all this black smoke is effectively doubling our armour...I need an ambulance now....very well done!!!
Wow squire uploaded a new vid cool but I heard a rumour that you was in prison for drinking coffee.... say it's not true
He cant say that is not true, because it is true and this video is from his cell.
He's doing porridge now.
I say if its true we take our best tanks and planes and invade squiredoina
Reece Barnard well then I'll see you in the sky good sir.....
Squire! you cracked me up! me and my friends had some good old banter watching this! Great work!
That voice crack tho
Cat Slave k
i've missed your voice your majesty ;)
brilliant video proper british engineering always brightenes my day!
Drink everytime he says "yes".
Goodbye my liver, goodbye my friend
Did it with coffee, then went on to fly some planes. Can't hit a thing.
I'm sorry... did you say coffee? That's the American way, but when in Britian you drink Tea.
RAF stands for:
Reversing
Army
Failures
**Meanwhile in Russia**
*T-35 ABSOLUT*
I though of T-35 too
The t34 and t28, silly! The t42, kv6, big boi tanks!
@@ImWallace799 oo really? Muahaha
What about the wheeled bunker from world war 1 made by Russia?
Nah bro the multi turret tanks. Though I must say that tank is quite a piece of work!
*"Comparing That Tank To The Size Of Belgium"*
I see similarities, that tank is just like our train transport, they are always to late and slow.
good evening Squire!
Evening!
Squire Have you witness to nude moon?
That's actually impressive. I never survive that long normally
the Independend is truly just a british t-35
wader15 It is a worse T-35
No, the T-35 is a Russian A1E1
But with worse armour
Wow im early
tactically advancing backwards hahahahahah that cracked me up so much thanks squire u made my revision filled day worth waking up to
Good sir, I assume the Squire Recruitment Brigade has been preoccupied with tasks of high importance due to the seemingly low output of audio-visual propaganda?
MyLord! I Am very pleasent to see one of your new masterpeice of video!
why has it been so long since he uploaded
He has a life.
Bapao SevenSix good point...
When squire says fire it every time reminds me of John Cleese on fawlty tower saying fire
Squire have you tried Red Orchestra 2?
But my Führer, I thought you had some grievances toward Stalingrad?
6:56 The fire extinguisher was, in fact, a British invention. Nyeeeess.
great! you re back 😊 greets from the jerrys
11:19 I laughed way too hard on this. Regards from Arnhem (yes, you didn't get the bridge at first but we are still thankful for your help)
It's ok Squire, it's only been a month....
Welcome back :)
yeeeeees finally you posted a video ,you bloody fopdoodle ,it was a month but felt like 1 or 6 years.
1:08 I like how the tanks in a desert but the planes over farmland
You are hilarious. My life has shit the bed right now and this is keeping me in stiches!!! Welll done!
One more thing about this land beast. The sheer size of this metal whale allows for comfortable enfield rifle usage (among other things such as beds, bathroom, stove, garage...) Those poor sods with webley revolvers in their small, unimpressive tanks. What will they do when the hun inavoidably (that might be a word) knocks out their can o' beans?
This is one of the best youtubers that I enjoy most! xD
Good work Squire, was waiting for it!
I litterally got 28 kills on a Pz. 35 (t) by just firing down a ridge and lost only cause I ran out of ammo, ugh the German supply situation these days.
Lol
I know right?
The British independent tank is like a castle on tracks
Oh dear squire what a fascinating video you present us again
Tactically advancing backwards. Classic squire.
I was sipping tea when this video came out. Had to make some more. Best decision today so far! All hail Squire!
Man squire is amazing at making tanks and landings sound good
Spiffing new cinematogram from the old bean Squire? Top hole! yeeessss
Thanks for the mention! My 12-year old cousin is a big fan and aspires to be a subject of Squidonia. But since he has not yet grasped the nuances of cornering doubloons to fund such large-scale profligacy, he wishes to ask if there is a more spiritual form of subjecthood... where mere fanatic adherence to A. the chant of tally ho, and B. tea will somehow suffice to earn a watered down yet valiant version of Squidonian membership.
My lad,Thy deserve more subscribers, (if I ever knew what it meant).
Huzzah! New propag- er... I mean a broadcast from our glorious Squidonian Empire! Yeeeeesss. *glances around nervously*
Haha! Yees!
Hey Squire ! I have to say that your french fan is very happy to see you again ! Good job !
I love your videos, you're speeches and rants are the best. P.S. Potato came out of Ireland. =)
Ah, yes, um... Well, good sir!.. There may be a small hicup or two with de-syncing displaying in 4K
SQUIRE IS BACK
Bravo, Squire, bravo! You have exceeded your several previous bests by quite the kettle full!! 🖖
**checks description**
"Other games, usually not War Thunder:"
This playlist does not exist.
Your commentary is gold.
I have subscribed.
Holy Squid a new Motion Picture from Lord Squire!!! Well its about bloody time!!!
Holy Shit! A squire video! WOW! Yay!