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- Опубліковано 26 жов 2023
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Vito's Problems:
►Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs
►People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel
Dick's Problems:
►"Objectively"
►Mass Shootings
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►MERCH: killdozer.industries - Комедії
Vito pretending to be doing 30 minutes exercise everyday is the funniest bit the shows ever done
that IS canon 😂
my sides
"Jews are gonna be jews."- an excerpt from My Struggle by Vito Gesualdi.
The scott adams ebony alerts was gold.
"Just a little 4 D chess for you, Vito"
Scott Adams is G.O.A.T guest
I love how when Vito cringes about Dick's racial jokes, Dick is clearly saying something completely harmless. Then when Vito makes racial jokes it's something you might hear from a genuine racist
Classic liberal racism
That’s liberals for ya
@@turkeysamwich00 no it's just Vito
no its def libs.@@warpio
Vito unfiltered 10 times worse than Dick
There’s this new beverage you could try called “water”, it’s like zero calories and zero sugar. I don’t know how it’s possible but you should try it Vito.
“Viewers would be ok with watching ads for a free 2hr video”
Vito, you guys don’t even do a bonus show every month. I’m ok with that. You outright refused to do this show every week until the patreon hit a certain amount of money. I have quite literally paid for this show every month for the past 2 years
And fyi, I also can promise you that I have/make less money than you do. Not that I think it matters, but by this point I can pretty much predict how your leftist sensibilities factor into these sorts of things.
Love the show
Another subscriber here thanks to Eric "lolcow" July 😂
Welcome
@@vitothank you 🫡
@@JediKnightoftheSnyderCultlook up vito defending p3dos
@@JesusChrist42000make me
I never knew willpower could go into negative numbers till I got to see Vito.
I give you money every month so I don't have to listen to ads
5:29 Show starts
8:34 Intro
14:32 Last week's winner
17:49 Viewer comments
25:51 Vote It Up
- 27:54 Scott Adams chimes in
36:33 Problem: Unrealistic expectations for the Jews
52:30 Problem: Mass people huntings
1:01:30 Problem: Doctors who won't give you drugs
1:13:50 Problem: "Objectively"
1:19:51 Summary of problems
1:21:18 Voicemails
- 1:27:15 Clip cancelled?
1:28:00 Superchats
- 1:41:44 1:42:56 Get a job, krimcl
- 2:03:25 Clip: Eric July discusses criticism
2:15:23 End of show
It's the weekend before Halloween, go out and drink
What happened to the call to prayer!!!!!????
@@sheldonjplanktonn Cancelled for being stupid
Thank yewwww JJ
If only there was a free bike Vito could have gotten from Dick and saved him the trouble of now being in need of a bike!
the reason you have a fatty liver is not because you don't have enough testosterone, both are caused by your obesity. just exercise and eat less
I'm such a big PKA fan but I can tell they aren't really friends like Dick and Vito are. Such a shame
Vito is "liberal" on everything except Israel, where he agrees with hardcore conservatives. its like he's committed to having the worst possible opinion from every group.
What do the hardcore conservatives think?
I will steal the podcast in mp3 form even though I’m a patreon and UA-cam red member if Vito puts on adds
Something tells me the reason Vito isn't getting testosterone isn't because of "drug seeking behavior" concerns, but because of the fact that he weighs as much as a walrus and it might make his heart explode if he started taking something that stimulates muscle growth.
The tiredness is probably also because of constant hyperglycemia, from constantly chugging carbs. I'm assuming doctors tested it, but on the off chance they didn't, get your HbA1c checked.
Thank god doctors dont just give out meds to everyone who walks in saying they want some.
@@tharic4981 ironically Vito loves regulations on what you put in your body. But when told not to put something in his body, he ignores it and tries to find a loophole to get it anyway.
@@HominaHubba I dont even think it would help him, it feels like he uses it as an excuse to put off working out.
is the ebony alert a chirp ??
Vito is really depressing to listen to.
The Scott Adams bit was too perfect.
Jewish people do *not* want to go to Israel, lmao. That's a very specific and small demographic or religious weirdos.
Most Jewish people outside of Israel who aren't the Haredi types are usually not big fans of Israel, something about them poking the hornets nest or some such, can you believe it?
In fact, a lot of people *in* Israel aren't big fans of Israel backing settler types, which is why there's so much anger about Netanyahu right now.
"round up the posse, we have an ebony alert on our hands"
I like to call things objectively bad because it makes fans mad.
I loved the subjectivity problem because both of them, separately, said "If there was an objective standard for this, then X would be true", and then the other said "X is true though".
Objectivity, vote it down!
If dick just said ppl who misuse objectively instead of falling for Vito's what is objectivity really? deflection.
Objective flaws exist in storytelling such as a misspelling of words in a comic is an objective flaw.
If I couldn't block ads on YT, I would probably not use it at all (which might be good, as YT is taking way too much of my time and attention). A few times I've launched the YT app on my phone, and as soon as the ads hit I'm like "oooh riight, no blocker on the phone" and close the app. Those occasions on the phone have also shown me how shamelessly people put ads to shit that isn't even their intellectual property.
I never understood why people are so up in arms over adds. You can skip it in 30 seconds most of the time. During that period that you wait, put your phone down and rearrange your Johnson in a most comfortable position.
The bit about Jackie Onassis nagging Kennedy is literally a whitest kids u know sketch
Repeat stingers is the biggest problem in the universe
Ad reads are dogshit. I pay to not see ads for a reason. Putting in-video ads will just kill view retention.
I'm fine w skipable ads but in video ads are the worst
The 25 hour sleep schedule thing has me so perplexed
It's a lie. Vito is the queen of excuses. Just get the fuck up at 8 every morning and stop making excuses.
Ads Vito? Pfft
Caffeine's time to peak is 2 hours. Vito was drinking soda then trying to go to sleep when the caffeine effect peaked in his body
If Vito put as much effort into exercise as he does trying to get testosterone, he would lose 50 pounds.
Big ups to Vito's doctor problem.
If only we had our copies of Superkiller so we could follow along with these funny notes stories with actual examples.
Vito, did your doctor tell you to lose weight instead of giving you testosterone? You have a full beard, I think you have enough T. Just work out.
I wanna hear the chorus to that Vote It Up.
ground up coriander lemons and garlic and boil little bit so the water doesnt evaporate drink 50ml every morning + ur meds you will be clean in 1 month
Initially, when Vito was trying to explain the meaning of objective, he used it to mean universally true (absolut/non-relative) (you also did that when you gave the example with “very”); that’s why I said beauty is universal. I didn’t say it can be mind-independent, which is the other meaning of objective, that you, Dick, meant initially.
Captain Generic July would make for a better characters than isom
Is anybody shocked that VITO watches commercials on purpose?
Eric speaks continuously but says nothing of value.
And he mumbles like mad lol dude has a speech impediment
TSWG is Portuguese or something
Block Lofty!
I want to get testosterone as well, I’m 50 years old, I can decide what I should and shouldn’t take, and they won’t give it to me either, even though I have spoken to other men who have gotten it and have said it helped them tremendously for energy and building back a little muscle mass, it’s not right, if you’re rich you can get it no problem, but because I’m not rich it’s a no go, it’s not right
Eric replied to one of my comments. Which I was appreciative that he read.
But he puts a big emphesis on creating and the customers. Its great to put the customers as high priority. But if you aren't giving good care to create good work than how much do you really care for the customers? Just creating is fine, but what are you creating.
If Eric cared about the customers he wouldn't charge them $100 for a cheap foil cover
@@BiggestProblem Yeah I believe he "values" his fans the way Disney would say they "value" them.
Eric replied to one of my too! I felt honored that the king himself had to respond to me explaining why ISOM was being confused with ISOM.
Weird there was alot less fat people before the gov wanted to label everything
Guest request, vito chan, I think she would fit in great with the show!
If vito puts ads I'll stop watching. Full stop.
Why not just skip the ads?
Dick definitely said "TBF" but, he was saying "you need to be fair" which is different than saying "to be fair, (and then inserting gay opinion)"
Vito is featured in Act Mans new video😂😂
Objectively the best N64 game is WWF No mercy
Vito's right about those other guests on Kick or Keep, they're almost as bad as the people he used to have on Monday Night Grift.
Where can I find that vote it up linkin park version?
I'd take a Raid Shadow Legends ad slot every week.
1:07:02 "I think my whole body is fucked"
You think so?
That caller about the gay man and ugly woman. Illustrated perfectly the value of objectivity. He didnt even know it
Vito have you tried not being fat? You admitted to trying to take testosterone the past 6 months, so without even putting in real effort you just decided to jump on test. That's hilarious, keep it up!
Vito, my great friend. The reason Christians don't convert to Judaism to be part of God's chosen people™, is because the whole chosen by god thing applies specifically to Jewish people, not practitioners of Judaism. They're like a group of master people or something in their belief system, and you can't be part of the master people unless you're born part of this master people group.
It's why their historic claims to the land only goes back as far as the master people do, and any earlier than that is just not spoken of, because those people are obviously not part of the master people group.
Christians and their belief system gets more cringe with each passing year
@@MCHellshitI feel that is more true with neo pagans
DO THE LIVE SHOW IN CHICAGO GUYS
as someone who sees value in criticizing things objectively and subjectively. I have never heard anyone who actually believes one has more value over the other. But I have argued with people who insist I cant try to be objective. As in try to look at something removing my biases. Dont assume I can't do something. That is not really fair. Both subjective and objective work just fine seprately or together.It doesn't need to be a war. Nor do I feel like my opinion is more correct, simply by virtue of being objective and therefore more value-able than subjective opinions. Who are these "people" you are talking about. Because I know its mauler and people associated with him. But for whatever reason people feel the need to strawmen what "people" "believe".
Objective means to look at something in a way that removes any biases or baggege you may have toward something. In an effort to look at something more clearly. If you are making assumptions about how I feel about this. Those are your feelings about me. But, not my position really. People can look at something "objectively" and still be wrong, because it has nothing to do with being right or wrong. At least that shouldn't be the goal. Its just about trying to see through the fog and get a more accurate picture. But people want to try to argue with you, because they think they understand what you believe or what you are trying to say. Before really listening. Typically the peole who go against the idea of viewing things objectively. Try to bully their view of how wrong the other person is. Because thats all they care about. Being right.
Bring Mrgirl back on. Invite Nick Fuentes on too. He’d bring a lot of views.
I hope Vito can get in T and starts going to the gym
Cut
The
5
Minutes
Of
Nothing
That purges the live chat archive
@@4rtieIs it even necessary tho? Are the live viewers really such mongoloids that they can't wait for the show without a fancy countdown?
Just
Fast
Forward
@@prolastmedia6171 bro people listen while at work we aren't all unemployed losers
@@4rtie who cares literally nobody comes for the live chat.
Vito, after your explanation it's obviously you who doesn't understand what objective and subjective means.
His explanation was objectively correct
Nothing Vito has ever explained has been objectively correct
The best way to add ads would be right after the intro, when Dick stops talking they thank the sponsor and after that they will be free to jump deep into the problems/jokes.
Or maybe they could make money from people donating to them, like a patronage service of some sort
Caught this one live. Definetly didn't come close to the 1000 concurent viewers Vito bragged about last ep. Is it still considered rounding up if you're adding a couple hundred?
So you're saying that because they didn't hit 1k this week, that they lied about hitting 1k for the first time last week? Do you understand how time works?
does vito think "subjectively" mean "relatively"? feel like i just had an aneurysm listening to him say that he "subjectively" prefers fat women to women with faeces coming out of their breasts.
Vito talk to Kyle from PKA for the testosterone. You know he has another guy besides More Plates more dates
I actually think he just goes through Marek Health, which is also part owned by MPMD. Vito, you should too.
Don't put adds on. Do sponsored add reads like in the old show!
the back of vito's head is very fat.
I thought it was the entire head 😮
Lol review tech USA. You’d think it’s about tech reviews, you’d think.
Newer testosterone pills (from the last 3ish years) have a different formulation now so they don't cause liver toxicity.
injections usually cause constant spiking and waning testosterone because people usually go 2-4 weeks between shots. They also have to go directly into your muscles, so you have to rotate injection sites (shoulder, thigh, mid ass-cheek, side ass-cheek, thigh, other shoulder etc.) The most effective steady release from injections is daily or every other day to avoid spiking.
It's very involved, so you're better off taking pills daily as a simpler solution.
You'll raise testosterone by losing weight, and lifting weights also boosts it. The more fat you have, the more thinly spread your test is.
So take smaller shots throughout the week. If you do 300 mg a week break it into three 100 mg injections. If you can dose 50 mg daily it would be even better
The songs were the worst part when u had ryan long and kurt on.
Also recommend Ramsey badowi and Bryan vokey as guests.
Yahweh and Allah are not the same God.
Yes they are, Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all believe in the same Abrahamic God
Run ads and get money. Who cares
Vito is still story boarding his comic 😂 no wonder Vito knows this is a good as it get, btw I've been asking comic channels if they support your nomap comments. Also funny Vito mad at being a p3do sympathizer when he has tweet sympathizing with them.
You go on to other peoples' channels and start talking about chesters? That's creepy, stay away from schools, buddy.
@@JJ-xw8sv dude people who love jesus are not right in the head.
@@JJ-xw8svI ask about Vito's defense of them, but love the deflection 😂
@@jhonviel7381my pfp is Jesus selling fried chicken. 😂 I love how easy it is to trigger atheists and christians with the same name.
@@JJ-xw8sv😂 you defend a p3do sympathizer but the dude calling him out should stay away from schools. Sorry I pointed out something internet daddy did.
Pandering to vito is gonna become gay.
I'd say Vito should invest in a Virtuix VR treadmill to motivate him to lose weight, but he weighs way too much to use one
He should go outside for a walk at least once in his life