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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
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    Dick's Problems:
    ►"Would"
    ►Abandoning American Citizens Abroad
    Vito's Problems:
    ►Live Service Video Games
    ►Too Many Asians at Costco
    Show Links:
    ►VOTE: biggestproblem....
    ►PATREON: / biggestproblem
    ►ITUNES: apple.co/3AG4fGG
    ►GOOGLE PLAY: bit.ly/3jSP32e
    ►MERCH: killdozer.indus...
    Dick Links:
    ►PATREON: / thedickshow
    ►THE DICK SHOW: thedickshow.com
    ►MERCH: shop.dick.show/
    ►TWITTER: / dickmasterson
    ►TWITCH: / labasedcomedian
    Vito Links:
    ►SUPERKILLER: superkiller.org
    ►CHANNEL 1: / vito
    ►CHANNEL 2: / vitotwo
    ►PATREON: / thevitoshow
    ►TWITCH: / thevitoshow
    ►TWITTER: / vitocomedy
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 161

  • @LtSerge-cq1ey
    @LtSerge-cq1ey 8 місяців тому +95

    Can we all take a second to thank Nina Infinity for this timeline?

    • @IsomHedgehog
      @IsomHedgehog 8 місяців тому +12

      What it is

    • @TheBizzerker
      @TheBizzerker 8 місяців тому +9

      Fun fact: The "infinity" in her name was a reference to time itself and her ability to influence the timeline.

    • @g.r.o.g.u.1892
      @g.r.o.g.u.1892 8 місяців тому +7

      @@TheBizzerker Nina is a stand user who didnt know how powerful she was

    • @elruffian163
      @elruffian163 8 місяців тому

      The only thing she proved is grifters will jerk each other off without looking to see the cock has shit on it🤔

  • @GammaAKF
    @GammaAKF 8 місяців тому +17

    EVS was still so nice that he said "we should at least make it to book 3 before we give up on it"

  • @evang7880
    @evang7880 8 місяців тому +27

    I got real worried when I heard vito only got three hours of sleep last night because last time he did that he cried on air.

  • @captainthunderbolt7541
    @captainthunderbolt7541 8 місяців тому +5

    This episode is the Citizen Kaine of podcasts, and Jasmine it the Rosebud!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @robcoguy6909
    @robcoguy6909 8 місяців тому +17

    Eric took "write what you know" way too literally, also the new intro song is amazing.

    • @keithfilibeck2390
      @keithfilibeck2390 8 місяців тому +6

      well you see, it is what is what is.. you see.

    • @PutItAway101
      @PutItAway101 8 місяців тому +4

      Prob explains why there's nothing in the book, coz he wrote what he knew

    • @jordanhester4821
      @jordanhester4821 4 місяці тому

      What he knows? You mean trying to be a dad for a girl on the streets to make up for his absent father, while suppressing his homosexual desire to have a daddy of his own?

  • @LlyodLlwelleyn
    @LlyodLlwelleyn 8 місяців тому +11

    Vito should never worry about getting dragged into anything…..

  • @pureradio5655
    @pureradio5655 8 місяців тому +11

    Dick’s energy this week is incredible, best episode yet!

  • @joenitrate
    @joenitrate 8 місяців тому +21

    Dick and Vito bickering about live shows was the funniest thing on the show in a long time

    • @TheRealDioBrando
      @TheRealDioBrando 8 місяців тому

      Dick saw right through it

    • @Stylonuum
      @Stylonuum 8 місяців тому +10

      Vito: I'm gonna buy this $3000 dollar arcade machine that won't fit into my catmotel apartment
      Vito, an hour or so later: I'm not paying for shipping

  • @TheQuaff
    @TheQuaff 8 місяців тому +8

    As a fellow asian, I hope you know there is a very good reason we buy all those cabbages.

  • @KeijiMaeda86
    @KeijiMaeda86 8 місяців тому +10

    Vito's problem about costco basically boils down to him being such a lardass that he hates the wait when going to buy cheap trash tier hot dogs.

  • @dmatthews2564
    @dmatthews2564 8 місяців тому +2

    Dicks Reaction to Asian women at Costco is the funniest fucking thing

  • @ImperialFool
    @ImperialFool 8 місяців тому +7

    Did you guys know that the two last bonus episodes are viewable if you go to the biggest problem playlist?

  • @SuitYourself
    @SuitYourself 8 місяців тому +3

    Actually, the truck model you can adjust the wheel and straighten it. You can even open the doors. Just adds to the laziness.

  • @BobGeanis
    @BobGeanis 8 місяців тому +6

    Gotta love how Vito says "i like to know we have an audience" as if he doesn't get money every week from this show 😂

    • @BiggestProblem
      @BiggestProblem  8 місяців тому +4

      all you people are an illusion if I can't see you face to face

    • @ReubenModeXXX
      @ReubenModeXXX 8 місяців тому

      ​@@BiggestProblem Hey dipshit. You put the bonus episodes in the public playlist
      Might wanna fix that

    • @BobGeanis
      @BobGeanis 8 місяців тому +1

      i see yours in my dreams tho@@BiggestProblem

  • @alexadame7389
    @alexadame7389 8 місяців тому +12

    You know what vito im starting to like you again your like becoming the Italian version nick fuentes you even brought stats to the Asian question .

  • @LT3Fluffy
    @LT3Fluffy 8 місяців тому +5

    Holy shit Vitos observation was hilarious Richard was a theater kid! 😂 And got oddly defensive when Vito wanted more live shows. Reminder this wouldve been a superchat if Vito had weighed in

  • @pureradio5655
    @pureradio5655 8 місяців тому +4

    Show starts at 4:45

  • @offensivearch
    @offensivearch 8 місяців тому +12

    Vitos problem is a stinker. Who do I want filling up a Costco? Asians Americans are literally the best demographic to do commerce with. Quick witted, know how to follow basic protocols, no small talk / fluff, mind their own business, and don't take up much space. Plus asian women collectively pounding costcos for deals is what keeps the costs low.

  • @kingpolo1920
    @kingpolo1920 8 місяців тому +1

    Yellow flash is taking back shots from Eric

  • @britzman9905
    @britzman9905 8 місяців тому +3

    2:06:12
    TBF slipped through!! you OWE us an ISSAC COX next episode

  • @merriejayne
    @merriejayne 8 місяців тому +10

    just when I think vito isn't that bad he proves once again what a piece he is

  • @zepherdog4010
    @zepherdog4010 8 місяців тому +1

    Vito entering his "Racial Statistics" arc was not what I expected in 2024

  • @AdamSmith-ew2xd
    @AdamSmith-ew2xd 8 місяців тому +3

    He didn't even get to put it on ebay. Sold for $4,000 instantly.

  • @saladlegss
    @saladlegss 8 місяців тому +4

    I was taken aback by Vito's racist problem. Hilarious episode.

  • @1CE.
    @1CE. 8 місяців тому +3

    I can 100% confirm Vito’s Costco problem
    My ex gf was Asian and worked at the Costco so I would frequent there. Nothing but Asian women

  • @recoveredalcoholic3026
    @recoveredalcoholic3026 8 місяців тому +4

    why not "yellow gash"

  • @Real_Name_Jim
    @Real_Name_Jim 8 місяців тому +2

    I think Rippa identifies with his Grandpa Isom because they both got abandoned by their dad's.

  • @EnormousKingCrab
    @EnormousKingCrab 8 місяців тому +6

    HEY VITO YOU'RE DOING A SHOW BTW COULD YOU PICK UP THE ENERGY A LITTLE BIT

  • @Chair_Athlete
    @Chair_Athlete 3 місяці тому

    On Vito’s point… ever been in the Costco parking lot? Always an accident waiting to happen

  • @lianxia1111
    @lianxia1111 8 місяців тому +5

    Am I a sucker for feeling bad for vito whenever I listen to these?

    • @ericisedgy3446
      @ericisedgy3446 8 місяців тому

      yes, i love vito but hes boogie-esque when it comes to a lot of things

    • @Ryanhodges6450
      @Ryanhodges6450 8 місяців тому

      Yeah, seems like everyone is taking the "Vito is a punching bag for the show" a little too far.

  • @TurtleBazooka
    @TurtleBazooka 8 місяців тому +8

    Damn, Vito's low energy today.

    • @tjs1212
      @tjs1212 8 місяців тому +1

      He picked it up a bit later into the episode at least

    • @TurtleBazooka
      @TurtleBazooka 8 місяців тому

      @@tjs1212, he definitely did. Not bad, Vito.

  • @colors6229
    @colors6229 8 місяців тому

    "one place you can get over loss... The COSTCO!" lmao

  • @mysticmarbles
    @mysticmarbles 8 місяців тому +1

    Vito, it's fine if you want to shake down Superkiller backers for shipping. I'll just stop Patroning you to make up the difference. I'll repledge when Superkiller actually delivers.

  • @sheldonjplanktonn
    @sheldonjplanktonn 8 місяців тому +2

    We all seem the notification and then the private video!!?? Wtf
    Is TDS (once again) in jeopardy????!?!?!?!
    I need my Shawn!!!!

  • @BlackAngusReviews
    @BlackAngusReviews 8 місяців тому +1

    Yellowflash made Anna cry? I may like him actually 😆

    • @christopherarcella4056
      @christopherarcella4056 8 місяців тому

      no, it was kelsey that did. that's the other CG drama going on.

    • @id1550
      @id1550 8 місяців тому

      Pussy boy mentality

  • @pureradio5655
    @pureradio5655 8 місяців тому +1

    57:00
    Vito “the stats are there man” Gesualdi.
    That should be your new bit Vito! You know we’d loveeee same racial stats on this show!

  • @johnnyolson258
    @johnnyolson258 8 місяців тому

    Why the hell does Vito add "the" before Costco every goddamn time he says it

  • @jchristsu
    @jchristsu 8 місяців тому +4

    A lot of the Coscos around here stopped reporting on their demographics. Too many transactions by one group of people that could potentially create negative stereotypes. Stop noticing.

  • @tobyfahre
    @tobyfahre 8 місяців тому

    Once we got lvl 4 Vito and up he brought in some absolute banger. "Would" is just a subset of "Saying the joke, without getting the it".

  • @slamjam7676
    @slamjam7676 8 місяців тому

    vito could do free shipping if he just took the money from weighing in

  • @BlackAngusReviews
    @BlackAngusReviews 8 місяців тому +1

    TOO MANY ASIANS AT THE COSTCO! 🎵
    TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCEFLOOR 🎶

  • @ExpiredClipz
    @ExpiredClipz 8 місяців тому +2

    I hope Vito gets well soon..

  • @abracing199
    @abracing199 8 місяців тому +2

    Are indians included in that asian stat for costco? I can believe it if so.

  • @GammaAKF
    @GammaAKF 8 місяців тому +2

    I didn't watch his show but I liked Eric before all of this, so thanks for depriving me of a false perception. Now I'm on that detractors list.

  • @samlaw5959
    @samlaw5959 8 місяців тому +3

    Me: omg bro vito is so dum and gaye.
    Also me: OMG BIGGEST PROBLEM YAY :D

  • @grando1
    @grando1 8 місяців тому +2

    Congrats on #123

  • @LtSerge-cq1ey
    @LtSerge-cq1ey 8 місяців тому +7

    If Vito doesn't like the government, then Yellow Flash is a genius and Eric July is the greatest writer of our generation.

  • @kvin1177
    @kvin1177 8 місяців тому +2

    Did we just get jipped out of a weigh in? 😭

  • @thomasladders7481
    @thomasladders7481 8 місяців тому +2

    Wtf, new music?

  • @erjo2567
    @erjo2567 8 місяців тому +4

    The intro song was killer 🎶

  • @thomasb8733
    @thomasb8733 8 місяців тому +6

    The fact that destiny won problem of the year is a big L for the show

    • @joao20able
      @joao20able 8 місяців тому

      that's how he's gonna win problem of the year 2024 @@hey_its_travis

  • @seancurry6052
    @seancurry6052 8 місяців тому +2

    WTF WAS THAT SMELL?!?! Bahaha

  • @godursolamehahaxd9909
    @godursolamehahaxd9909 8 місяців тому +1

    vito has been outta pocket lately

  • @elruffian163
    @elruffian163 8 місяців тому +1

    Get Jasmine on the show😅

  • @thomasladders7481
    @thomasladders7481 8 місяців тому

    Vito Vs. Yellow F-- FISHTANK!!!

  • @CalebDekker
    @CalebDekker 7 місяців тому

    The Arkham Knight plot was not poor. Scarecrow’s fear toxin bomb was large enough to cover the entire eastern seaboard with fear toxin. They explicitly state this at the beginning of the game. Evacuating the city doesn’t matter when the blast radius far exceeds it.

  • @DCJMS
    @DCJMS 8 місяців тому

    I feel for every Jazmine whose dms blew up after this.

  • @thepope2412
    @thepope2412 8 місяців тому

    The reason this show works is because dick and vito understand how to be funny

  • @snoopstp4189
    @snoopstp4189 7 місяців тому

    so where is a good place in Dallas FTW areas to get my car wrapped? 😝

  • @keithfilibeck2390
    @keithfilibeck2390 8 місяців тому +1

    Vito has this idea that he's worth having kids with so that he can have an army to do the things he's already too lazy to do, baffling because of how obviously unlikely this is to ever occur without him literally paying for a surrogate child, which he'd never be approved of as a single guy.

  • @aj00
    @aj00 8 місяців тому +2

    VITO GOIN IN THIS EPISODE WITH HIS PROBLEM BRUH 💀

  • @SpartanBrass
    @SpartanBrass 8 місяців тому +1

    Please tell me Vito didn’t pick a guest for this show?

  • @thespider7898
    @thespider7898 8 місяців тому +2

    H a m p l a n e t

  • @123098drums
    @123098drums 8 місяців тому

    Dirty deletin devil got me good

  • @VladieShark
    @VladieShark 8 місяців тому +1

    Vito complains about how they're ruining a game for 30 minutes, and then, "I'm still gonna play it." Vote up Fat Brain 🧠

  • @greedoFAIL
    @greedoFAIL 8 місяців тому

    Vito sounds like he was on xanax this episode

  • @AaronHarver-dj4yq
    @AaronHarver-dj4yq 8 місяців тому +3

    That new intro just isn’t doing it for me

    • @2arobinson2
      @2arobinson2 8 місяців тому +3

      Old song was a banger. This one feels like I'm booting up farm simulator

  • @ArkhanNightman
    @ArkhanNightman 8 місяців тому +2

    Smh. I can't abide with Vito's increasing blatant racism.

  • @1234567Aesop
    @1234567Aesop 8 місяців тому

    They only mean Asians are the fastest growing relative to their population. Asians population grew by 81% in 20 years, while Hispanics grew by 70%. Hispanics still grew by three times as many people total.
    Not exactly the same, but to take an extreme example: The Amish grew by 97%, but it was only about 150,000 people.

  • @3rdHalf1
    @3rdHalf1 8 місяців тому +1

    We, the pet-own community, will bully Vito get in to less round shape…
    …or travel to Greenland.

  • @colinofay7237
    @colinofay7237 8 місяців тому

    1:52:06 yes, only this matters is getting good sleep

  • @Nosmella
    @Nosmella 8 місяців тому

    Its a puerto rican shower

  • @kjhellfire
    @kjhellfire 8 місяців тому +6

    I actually think Vito is fine and a great straight man for Dick's shenanigan's. Very good dynamic.

    • @123098drums
      @123098drums 8 місяців тому +1

      I couldn't agree more. I also love the shit the fans give Vito, it seems like he can take it well too

  • @henrylwin8855
    @henrylwin8855 8 місяців тому +1

    What the fuck Vito

  • @TheAtticusFinch
    @TheAtticusFinch 8 місяців тому +2

    Would

  • @friedonionsandgarlic
    @friedonionsandgarlic 8 місяців тому

    upload both the new and old intro please

  • @DCJMS
    @DCJMS 8 місяців тому

    maybe you can pouch that Yorkshire girl from Andy

  • @RiverBeard
    @RiverBeard 8 місяців тому

    Don't do the hostage tape you might actually die

  • @5horizons
    @5horizons 8 місяців тому

    1:41:12 glass houses Vito on the loose

  • @Fattoxthegreat
    @Fattoxthegreat 8 місяців тому

    Someone say my name?

  • @warpio
    @warpio 8 місяців тому +4

    If coach redpill didnt want to get killed couldnt he have just you know, not went into an active warzone? Very preventable problem you got there buddy.

    • @Meatspinner
      @Meatspinner 8 місяців тому +1

      @@oniondesu9633 Then Gonzalo really shouldn't have been living there, given how opposed he is to those things, huh?

    • @Big_Z14
      @Big_Z14 8 місяців тому +1

      He also could have just left one of the previous two times he was told to do so, or left without making a video telling people exactly where he would be attempting to cross the border

  • @theclawyaww3740
    @theclawyaww3740 8 місяців тому +3

    So this episode it was revealed that Vito has no idea why he dislikes Trump, which is insane. I thought he at least disagreed with Trumps politics. But then he says he agrees with Vivek who is just repeating Trumps stuff. He gets pressed even the slightest by Dick he has no answers.

  • @psy0rz
    @psy0rz 8 місяців тому +2

    Is coach really dead or is it a bit??

  • @t00thman
    @t00thman 8 місяців тому

    2:06:13
    TO
    BE
    FAIR

  • @deersakamoto2167
    @deersakamoto2167 8 місяців тому +3

    I'm Asian. I go to Costco

  • @slapthekillswitch
    @slapthekillswitch 8 місяців тому

    Vietnamese pushed back us because of their expert tunnels.

  • @viper7k
    @viper7k 8 місяців тому

    1:37:50 . ok vito, so the bit is dead? guess you dont want me to sub to the patreon.

  • @jhonviel7381
    @jhonviel7381 8 місяців тому

    hop on that scale vito, or youre not allowed to breed-to

  • @CerebralFriction
    @CerebralFriction 8 місяців тому

    Is COG the other guy who died?

  • @JohnJones-qj8dm
    @JohnJones-qj8dm 8 місяців тому

    Vito barred out??

  • @Joederk
    @Joederk 8 місяців тому +3

    Where is the silly pants skating routine Richard? Vitos comic is comig out

  • @TheMrgrafixable
    @TheMrgrafixable 8 місяців тому +1

    is it true that if you push down on her stomach the sexytime is better???

  • @ross9804
    @ross9804 8 місяців тому +4

    I have heard literally NOTHING about Gonzalo dying in Ukraine. It's insane how no American media outlets are discussing this.

  • @dachadMWO
    @dachadMWO 8 місяців тому +1

    Old retro intro was better

  • @truckford2416
    @truckford2416 8 місяців тому

    Vito you can stay fat if you want but I dont think we need the weird ai art on the thumbnails. Great episode!

  • @RiverBeard
    @RiverBeard 8 місяців тому

    Finally a good waiting music

  • @Nosmella
    @Nosmella 8 місяців тому

    Games like warframe are the worst, stupidly spent $40 to get a head start, stopped playing after a day

  • @ImaginarySam
    @ImaginarySam 8 місяців тому

    23:10 😂😂😂

  • @kgonepostl
    @kgonepostl 8 місяців тому

    Turns out you need more than "not woke" to make art...........

    • @psy0rz
      @psy0rz 8 місяців тому

      Yeqh, it seems you have to be fat as well

  • @albeon81
    @albeon81 6 місяців тому

    Vito stinks.