Biggest Problem
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- Опубліковано 18 тра 2023
- This week: Vito cries like a woman. Then he raps for some reason. What a show!
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Vito's Problems:
- Artificial Arizona Inflation
- Parasocial Relationships
Dick's Problems:
- The Myth of American Gun Violence
- Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something
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Dick Links:
►PATREON: / thedickshow
►THE DICK SHOW: thedickshow.com
►MERCH: shop.dick.show/
►TWITTER: / dickmasterson
►TWITCH: / labasedcomedian
Vito Links:
►SUPERKILLER: superkiller.org
►CHANNEL 1: / vito
►CHANNEL 2: / vitotwo
►PATREON: / thevitoshow
►TWITCH: / thevitoshow
►TWITTER: / vitocomedy
►MERCH: killdozer.industries
The exchange after Vito came back from the crying was truly podcasting artwork.
Boy, that's the truth. Really great stream. Real is good!
I had to back it up a couple times. At first I thought he had blown a funny circuit and was "laugh-til-you-cry"ing
The freestyle was 🤌magnifique
Seeing Vito overthink appreciating his fans to the point where he questions whether he actually appreciates them is hilarious
The awkward transition from Vito’s breakdown to one of Dick’s lazy ass problem wis the peak of the show. It’ll never get this good again.
It does tho no never miss an episode.
Dick and Vito, you guys are the best part of so many peoples weeks. Keep it up homies.
Hell of an ad for Arizona Ice tea..so delicious, yet any dip from a 99 cent price point will make a grown man bawl his eyes out.
I’ll buy your comic Vito. No more tears, Johnson and Johnson
I have a lot to say about this episode, but I think most important of all is that I want to let Vito know, that we genuinely enjoy watching him, and supporting him. This was a great episode, but I was legitimately concerned for Vito when he started to cry, keep up the good work I hope the show is able to grow in popularity. ❤️
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I love Vito as well, but in some episodes he was acting a little bit "fake" and putting like a radio voice on, but I like it more if he was just himself shooting the shit, even if he is a bit of a BLM leftard.
Vito is lovable. I've been a fan of this dude for a while now. I was 17 when I started watching him. Glad to see him have some success, hopefully many more.
@@BobGeanis The same, he has talent, but unfortunately the world sometimes doesn't care about it as what happened with Patrice O'Neill, taken way before his time because of weight problems as well.
I wanted to hate Vito cuz his name is a fatass, he talks tardedly, looks like he might know about soap, is a privelaged "kinda gay kinda not but most definately is a" F slur, and reminds me of myself way too much, too be fair. But now I just wanna slurp that dong! GFY Vito... You won me over.
You know most podcasters would only pretend to give a shit that their co-host is having a moment. They wouldn't pause their precious show to check on them. They need to maintain the facade that the audience is them most important thing.
That was genuine.
1:08:50 this moment got too real. It's strangely reassuring to see Dick trying to shine a light at the darkness
Agreed. People are so harsh on the internet. Kind of decent and wholesome to see he's a human.
Listen to episode 129 of The Dick Show. He's always been genuine when he cares. I think that was the first Johnny episode as well
I stand with Vito, no matter how many synagogues he burns down
OK but the Vito rap battle at 1:57:00 is monumental 🙏
This episode was complete duality of man in Vito
was listening to this on the car ride to work and genuinely thought vito was laughing at first
feel better big guy, we all go through it
I love shitting on Vito, but he's clearly a great comedian. Every week of this show is a real "thank you for not killing yourself."
Feel bad I missed the stream so I couldn't talk up my favorite fat Italian since Gandolfini in the superchats.
Hey Vito, I'm someone who's generally pretty hard on you because I disagree with a lot of your opinions. But you get a lot of respect from me for not only putting yourself out there and making your own shit, but intellectual consistency and being willing to show your genuine self. You deserve the success you have.
Vito needed that emotional catharsis so he could come back and drop some bars on us. Dick being a hypeman and a wingman doesnt hurt either.
Dear God, please protect Vito and Dick and keep them safe. This podcast brings me so much joy.
what a show - The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords VOTE IT UP
This episode should be a testament to how vital Vito is to this goddamn show. No more than a half an hour from having a mental breakdown, the guy throws out the hardest freestyle rap diss at 1:57:23 and is constantly making the best parody stingers every week. The big man literally got overcome with emotion over how shitty UA-cam and the general mediascape is treating him and his friend. Dick is hilarious but Vito is just as funny.
YOU ARE THE FUCKING SHIT VITO. YOU ARE AMAZING. WE LOVE YOU MAN. YOU'RE TALENTED AS FUCK.
Just do what you wanna do.
I hope you get some rest man, we all know your comic is gonna be amazing. GREAT EPISODE.
Between Vito freestyling and the stingers I'm convinced that if he wrote something beforehand he could drop serious bars. Eggy and V-money drop when?
@Oklevitch YEAH it was too good, if it really was off the dome then that's crazy but if it was written then it's still creative af
The Anti-Maddox. Probably the only other way they could make a second incarnation of the show work so well
If the original show never existed I might like this version more.
@Leo I never watched the og show lmao all I know is that maddox was a lil bitch
Dick's transition from donation hype to prayer is an underrated moment in an already legendary episode.
Bro Vito you need to chill out you're doing fine. You don't need to feel as if you're obligated to please total strangers on the internet, even when they enjoy your comic. Do the comic for you, not for others.
Keep it real man, the show would be garbage without you. You and Dick are the best dynamic ever.
It was pretty amazing to see Vito enact the Pedro Pascal laughing into crying meme but for real.
Wow at 1:12:01 You can tell Dick's problem is great because Vito can barely hold back the tears thinking about all the times he's had to get out of the shower to get stuff.
Wow. When dicks problem was having to get out of the shower to get stuff, right after Vito spilled his soul …………. FUNNIEST PODCAST MOMENT OF ALL TIME.❤❤❤❤❤ This show is so good. Dick is a good friend.
AWSOME show, great job!
That moment had the same energy as the one on the old show, where Maddox brought in a fucking debacle of a problem about Homeowners Associations being the perfect example of a Libertarian "small government", arguments over which took up most of the episode, until finally Maddox asks Dick what his problem is, and Dick just halfheartedly throws out "burnt popcorn"
Wow. Vito is legitimately a really genuine person. Love the content guys. Keep it up.
Vito's a good down to Earth centrist kinda dude. The breakdown humanises you, keep chatting to your audience and being thankful for the small things and you'll be fine Mister.
I didn't get rid of cable years ago because it cost too much. I got rid of it because it was garbage.
This is content. This makes sense and matters and is worth my time. I'm not channel surfing - I'm listening for hours to something of value
We all LOVE you Vito! Take a break if you feel overwhelmed. You're comic is doing great! I get it. So glad I found you through Andy and that you care so much about your friends who are getting censored. Shows ur heart
To be fair Vito looks like he takes plenty of breaks.
Nothing but respect and best wishes for Vito!
Jesus fucking christ, Vito. This is the most entertaining live program i have ever seen.
Dick is such a good friend. So rare but he’s a real one.
Dick had his own meltdown on episode 129 of his own show. The eulogy was genuinely hard to sit through because you see how genuine and hurt he was.
My ribs hurt from laughing so hard holy shit. I didn’t know Newsom said that
Oh shit Vito cried
Best show ever. Vito being overwhelmed and real was the most amazing moment of podcasting I've ever seen. I even teared up by the time vito started talking about the tech companies, it's all such bullshit, and I felt like I finally understood Vito in that moment. Hell yea.
"Don't Superk*** yourself" is hilarious
"Get a beer" is such a Dick Masterson solution. 1:04:33
This was a better hero’s journey than Isom
This is unironically one of my favorite episodes. The breakdown, Dicks pep talk, Vito’s fire freestyle. Good shit guys 🔥
Vito went from the softest cry to the hardest rap bars… Such an anomaly
Best episode yet, I give it a HH...... Hilarious, and Heartfelt.
HH
HH brother
HH
I’m glad you’re still here doing the show Vito. You guys make my week
When Vito said he just needed sleep I felt that. Life sucks but on 2 hours of sleep life seems hopeless
Its all c00f's fault. He didnt make it with the weekly donation
1:56:40 Damn Vito, I was actually blown away by your freestyle skills. Holy shit dude.
Hahah Vito, Arizona Literally uses Arnold Palmer on their can, and I am never able to say "no" to that face
This shouldve been titled the one where Vito rapped and just not acknowledged the breakdown
That would be funny, pretend like everything is fine nothing happened
Vito's breakdown is both too much and too funny.
Too much because of how real and too funny because Dick continues to laugh throughout.
Vito, you have no idea I exist, but every Friday, i rely on you and dick to make me laugh and escape from this crazy world also Redlettermedia would love you
Stay strong brother we need you
Yr later an I still feel this way
I really do love this show so much
I love you Vito. You and Dick bring so much joy to my life. This show is so fucking great. I wish you both all the best in your ventures.
This is some new BPITU magic. It almost tops the slow reveal that "Maddox" was never a character. I wanted to hate Vito so badly... but I've been won over by a fat, Keen for Peen crying machine. This episode diserves a new t-shirt.
He's a person, and personally i know that tone of someone who feels the weight of the world on his shoulders. He wants to deliver something people will like.
I didn't realize how stressed he was over everything until he had his meltdown... on air.. for the world to see... lol damn...
He handed it gracefully in my opinion. He didn't get all defensive and weird. He finished the damn show! Lol and he owned it. Imagine how much Tate would fall apart if he were ever to be so vulnerable in front of a live audience. Vito is goddamn untouchable and its cuz he joins in when everyone "bullies" him. When he fucks up he'll openly admit to it eventually. Hes my hero. It's time for men to start openly ugly crying! Lol idk... This episode was pretty amazing. I'd love to know what was said between Dick and Vito during the "technical difficulties" segment.
@@AlexBarnDavis I mean don't get weird about it. He had a moment, he's like the rest of us. He came back and delivered fire with his bars. Whatever he and dick talked about is between them.
I never understood the hate against Vito. If it was a "yes man" podcast, where everyone back rubs each other over their personal beliefs, it would be boring af. Having different standpoints makes the whole thing more dynamic. Sometimes Vito looks like a fool, others Dick looks like a fool. Its what makes the whole thing fun! How could you hate a guy who, setting aside his views on XYZ, is genuinely fun?
Vito and Dick are my fav hosts and as long as they are funny, I m all for it.
1:04:33
The true sign of an alcoholic 😂 solid advice, Dick.
You da man!
Watching this live must have been a blast.
I can't tell if Dick said "get a beeer!" as his alcoholic advice for the crying or for Vito to grab him a beer
Advice from a true alcoholic
Love you Vito, looking forward to the comic and don't let the shit get you down buddy!
Vito needs to make sure his magic weight loss shots aren't estrogen
Vito cries in this episode
Bruce Willis is actually a ghost
Quaid never went to Mars
Snape kills Dumbeldore
Project Blue Light is real
Every episode, vito is crying inside.
ngl, this was my favorite episode so far
Vitoooooo found this channel finally!
1:57:00 for Vito's freestyle
1:10:11
Im pretty new to Biggest Problem. Seen Dick a bunch on PKA and i know hes a character.....but man this was maybe the realist i have heard him be. Hes a good dude
You know, I used to despise Vito for his takes and his attitude but I have to be honest this episode kind of changed my mind about him. Also his freestyling was mind blowing, I was not expecting that.
Love ya Vito, nobody who's anybody sees you as lesser for it. We could all be a little more honest and true to ourselves. If everyone were like that our world would be a little less fucked.
PERFECT continuation btw LMAO, masterful. Strong man, undefeatable 💪
The only thing that gets me through baby sitting my nephew is this show.
Damn, that seemed like it was seriously a stressful situation for Vito. Glad he’s doing better.
13:01 prophetic
Wow, Vito was really messed with, when he was the only one trying to be honest about that whole situation, I feel for the guy
Vito my expectations of you were low and you shatter them.
Relax and just do.
If you give your word stick to it .
Good luck xer
Saw comments hyping the freestyle and just assumed people were making him feel better, but that shit went hard asf
Best fucking episode ever, we love you Vito. Your fucking talented dude.
Damn. I really feel for Vito. Love you dog.
Dick is way smarter/wiser than he lets on to be.
Seems like a good dude
Hey Vito thak you for not killing yourself.
The freestyle at the end is worth the watch!
Vito's freestylin' 🔥🔥🔥
If Vito voted for Trump the economy would be great and more would be able to support his comic.
Im glad Vito is here and not Maddox.
Holy shit that freestyle was off the dome. Oh my god. I'd Vito can write as good as he can freestyle rap I'm buying superkiller.
holy fuck lmfao this shows great
He's literally the "crying behind the laughing mask" meme, fucking lol
How much would I have to superchat for Vito rap about an enemy of mine ?
Dick is the chalk, Vito is the cheese. Never break up guys this has been a great pairing and I'm so glad this show is back so i can binge watch a bunch every few weeks while playing videya.
Big respect to all the kings in the comments showing love to Vito, we are truly men amongst men
Vito's meltdown was so charming and hilarious 😂😂😂❤
Truly the best podcast
i wonder if vito will ever fight his subconscious nihilism it’s really holding him back
It's a symptom of fat brain, vote it up
its actually the biggest problem in the universe.
From stained shirts to Vito Colonel Kurtz.
For real though; I don't give a fuck about comic books, I just like Vito. You do you man, that's what we like.
Absolutely legendary episode all the way to the end
Vito's breakdown will be Watps next cringe of the week
Damm vito dont feel bad about crying. You gotta let that shit out sometimes. Great episode.
Jesus christ Vito lad. Calm it down, people just like you that's why they'll support you. You aren't selling snake oil, you literally have a product that's genuine. Chin up lad
I think we should require a weekly report on consumer goods from Vito 🤣
Best show ever 🎉
Vito’s heroes journey
Love you Vito!!
Love you Vito !!!!!!!!!!
its time to build the Killdozer
More like the Billlllllldozer
Great radio.
This was a wild ride of emotions
That beat went hard tho
This was your best episode so far, been listening since the 3rd episode of the OG biggest problem in the universe show many years ago. The show has only gotten better.
i go back to this when im feeling bad.
ua-cam.com/video/hbQiB-NlikU/v-deo.html
1- Vito you are fine. Chill out.
2- If you are ever at the range showing someone new how to use a gun only load one round. That way if they lose control of the recoil or freak out after the first shot they can't do any damage.
I haven't laughed this hard at an episode in a while. I'm not saying Vito should cry every episode. It would probably get old quick.
Did i tell you i bought the target stroker 😢
Vito is funnier than Maddox
so controversial
@@na-vn5qy I mean peak Maddox