Biggest Problem
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- Опубліковано 22 вер 2022
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Vito's Problems:
►Shorter Attention Spans
►Boring Sports Uniforms
Dick's Problems:
►Refusal to Wear the Hijab
►Getting Band-Aids Wet
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Vito Links:
►CHANNEL 1: / vito
►CHANNEL 2: / vitotwo
►PATREON: / thevitoshow
►TWITCH: / thevitoshow
►MERCH: killdozer.industries
I can't believe he would use a scooter at a theme park and still not see how bad his weight problem is
Vote up fat brains
This
"All art is shit" said the musician, writer, broadcaster and sensitive soul on his very artistic podcast
Without all this shitty art, what would I criticize?
Lol at Vito's desire for a cultured life, my man you can't even lose weight, your permanent scooter bound, forever pining for things you'll never even begin to attempt to achieve.
You don't have to be thin to live "a cultured life." What kind of dumb assertion is that? What do you think constitutes a "cultured life?" It isn't playing sports and going hunting.
found the fatty
Dick's conversion to Islam is most pleasing to Allah, Enchilada my brothers
listening to Vito's attention span problem while playing Red Dead 2 and have a twitch stream on mute playing in the background
amazing stinger this week Vito! vote it up!
Fuck it, we'll weigh him live.
Goddamn, the comments are really tearing into Vito this time...
It's because we're going to have to pay for his medical care with our tax dollars.
Stinger 13:00
What a stinger. How is this podcast not pulling in 10K weekly
Im sure they are if you count podcast rss feed too
9.6 almost there
Vito’s first step in his weight loss program should be to stop ordering back-breaking amounts of soda.
Vito glows in the dark because we all know he would snitch to feds and can’t help himself brag on twitter for clout from his favourite people like Lucas Roberts
Loved the callback to the old show with Malala Yousafzai lmao
Well done stinger.
PUT ON THE HIJAB, VITO!!!!
Get these boys some some Sergio Leone & Andrei Tarkovsky films.
1:23:06 a hundred girlfriends does sound like a _harm_
sick Gundam hat Vito
Hey. Vito. You know what else is a constant dopamine addiction?
Howdy Frens.
If a woman had to do a problem for sports - it'd be the uniforms. Vito is a woman confirmed.
No interest??? Do hijabs come in 8x??
1:01:52 The greatest problem of all time
the video cut off right when Vito admitted "I'm a fe-"
From Slurring Fans to Attention spans..
From Low Attention Spans, to NBA Uniform Bans.
Nobody will see this cause the video is old so I feel safe saying. Buddy cop movie, Chris Rock in white face, Jackie Chan in Black face.
If Vito had his way, all sports would have the same aesthetic as Fortnite. Every basketball game would be space jam 2.
From stupid uniform law
To praising Allah
Dress codes, are for the weak.
Vito is a beautiful singer
vito your face doesnt have to be so fat.
From How Women Should Dress, to "Paying Attention" less and less.
Vito is the kind of guy to buy $25 worth of McDonald's, eat it in the corner of the parking lot, and when he's done, cry into the napkin complaining about how the world has ruined his life.
Mr Masterson was absolutely correct in this one ahha
Allah akbar
Hey Vito, you know the FBI is full of theater kids, right?
Its called an Imam simpletons
Yeah it makes total sense for everybody in a _team_ sport to be dressed completely differently.
Ok, if ya'll are going to talk women's rights then we need Karen Straughan as a guest to properly wreck Vito and his ghey take.
what on earth is a theeter kid?
Keep that stinger
Dick's nihilism and cynicism are exhausting to listen to in too large doses. Vito, if you're going to bring in these kinds of problems, you have to be willing to argue with Dick, don't just let him browbeat you the whole time.
Yeah was really waiting for him to bring up masks in respons to dick's problem
It's OK you'll be a big boy some day
That's what I miss about the old show. At about the halfway point of its life, when the animosity between Dick and Maddox was just right, they would argue about everything, regardless of their personal beliefs, in order to win.
Shorter attention span is only a problem to Vito because he wants to consume media slop more efficiently.
It would be so 'funny' if the reason this show ends is related to making fun of Vito's fatness.
I couldn’t agree more with Dick about attention spans and books. Sparknotes-style reading bad? Wrong. Brevity levity blah(x3)
Vito, dude, there are people with minute long attention spans. They're called autistics, and contrary to popular belief (and autist cope) they don't really achieve much in life.
Unless it involves playing games in extremely boring and repetitive ways to beat them faster.
50:27 you'd be an imam if you were an Islamic teacher
inshallah!
Umm.... Been listening for a min now and honestly I'm totally lost. Gonna find somthing else to watch. Sorry too much fluff
Umm... Who cares? You're walking away from a YT video, not sucking a dick. No need to open your mouth.
If they want to make sports more interesting, they should let the players do as many drugs, steroids, adrenaline shots as their body can withstand, just a bunch of monsters ripping each other apart on the field