Biggest Problem
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- Опубліковано 12 жов 2023
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Dick's Problems:
►Bad Neighbors
►Pimples on Your Nose
Vito's Problems:
►GameStop
►Counting Dead Kids
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Dick Links:
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►MERCH: shop.dick.show/
►TWITTER: / dickmasterson
►TWITCH: / labasedcomedian
Vito Links:
►SUPERKILLER: superkiller.org
►CHANNEL 1: / vito
►CHANNEL 2: / vitotwo
►PATREON: / thevitoshow
►TWITCH: / thevitoshow
►TWITTER: / vitocomedy
►MERCH: killdozer.industries - Комедії
Ignore those ‘people’ saying you’re low energy Veto! Fatigue is a common symptom of diabetes and you shouldn’t be ashamed!
Wtf clown world is this where Dick is the “progressive empathetic” lefty and Vito is the “well Gaza ain’t even that bad to live in” right winger
They’re both simply contrarians.
And when a contrarian butts years with another contrarian you get this.
Dicks been in hollywood, he knows about israel lol
Yeah Dicks take was surprisingly *based* I have a new respect for him. W Dick
Vito's not ballparking his calory count, he's in the parkinglot eating nachos
The reincarnated great grandpappy bit is so funny it made me wonder if I should do cardboard cut outs at my funeral homes with cut out mouths so people can be hilarious and say things as the person mid-eulogy
44:28 51:29 1:41:23 2:08:50 2:29:34 2:45:48 Grand-daddy Avery "Isom" Knox appearances
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5:29 Show starts
9:55 Intro
11:24 Eric July's trademark lawsuit
- 22:28 Clip: Isom video
- 27:09 Clip: Eric July explains trademark law
31:40 Last week's winner
33:22 Viewer comments/Vito Loses/Vito Diet Tips
37:15 Blocked You Like a Hurricane
- 40:01 The verdict
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41:01 Problem: Bad Neighbors
44:28 Avery "Isom" Knox appearance
- 48:59 Vito knows nothing about Israel or the Middle East
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53:00 Problem: Counting Dead Kids
- 57:26 Vito's Twitter/Vito continues to know nothing
- 1:04:02 Vito continues to know nothing
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1:08:56 Problem: Getting A Pimple On Your Nose
- 1:13:58 Vito's ties to the mob
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1:15:53 Problem: Going To GameStop
- 1:25:55 Octopath Traveller for PS4 box art
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1:32:46 Summary of problems
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1:36:14 Voicemails
1:41:23 Avery "Isom" Knox appearance
1:45:46 Superchats
- 1:46:04 To be fair (They catch it later)
1:46:22 More voicemails
1:50:40 More superchats
- 1:53:17 The Eric July drama will never end
- 1:58:07 Gathering evidence to help Isom
- 2:06:56 Comics should be produced quicker
2:08:50 Avery "Isom" Knox appearance
- 2:13:27 Vito Loses money going to Hamas
- 2:16:28 Isom movie
- 2:24:52 Would BPITU do terrorism?
2:29:34 Avery "Isom" Knox appearance
- 2:34:54 Vito "Name When the Wars Happened"
- 2:37:32 To Be Fair
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2:42:00 End of show/Null
- 2:45:48 Rebooting the show
The timestamps of a broken man:
5:29 Show starts
- 7:07 Israel's 9/11 and America's 9/11
9:55 Intro
11:24 Eric July's trademark lawsuit
- 15:16 Police report against Riley
- 20:54 Isom founder's video response to Eric July and fans
- 22:28 Clip: Isom video
- 24:18 Why is Avery called Isom?
- 27:09 Clip: Eric July explains trademark law
- 29:33 Vito needs to be more like Israel and Isom
31:40 Last week's winner
33:22 Viewer comments/Vito Loses/Vito Diet Tips
37:15 Blocked You Like a Hurricane
- 38:44 Today's contestant is Lofti Pixels
- 40:01 The verdict
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41:01 Problem: Bad Neighbors
44:28 Avery "Isom" Knox appearance
- 48:59 Vito knows nothing about Israel or the Middle East
51:29 Avery "Isom" Knox appearance
- 52:02 Isom's grave
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53:00 Problem: Counting Dead Kids
- 55:31 Israel and Hamas killing kids
- 57:26 Vito's Twitter/Vito continues to know nothing
- 59:56 Comparisons to East Berlin
- 1:01:39 AI propaganda/detectors
- 1:02:15 Vito loves the Jews
- 1:04:02 Vito continues to know nothing
- 1:05:00 Bleeding heart liberal
- 1:06:29 They're just evil
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1:08:56 Problem: Getting A Pimple On Your Nose
- 1:10:17 Vito has an STD
- 1:11:39 Concealing it
- 1:12:50 AI propaganda
- 1:13:58 Vito's ties to the mob
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1:15:53 Problem: Going To GameStop
- 1:17:35 Vito framed his criminal friend Eugene for theft
- 1:20:38 Vito's high-horsing Palestine
- 1:21:26 West Bank
- 1:22:44 You shouldn't commit terrorism
- 1:25:55 Octopath Traveller for PS4 box art
- 1:27:27 Vito breaks an employee's heart
- 1:30:17 Vito meets a voice actor
- 1:32:07 The Quartering
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1:32:46 Summary of problems
- 1:33:15 Human shields
- 1:33:50 Gun control/Krav Maga
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1:36:14 Voicemail: Wheelchair people vs regular humans
1:36:53 Voicemail: Vito's diet/calories out
1:39:54 Voicemail: Eric July is a bad writer
1:41:23 Avery "Isom" Knox appearance
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1:45:46 Superchats
- 1:46:04 To be fair (They catch it later)
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1:46:26 Voicemail: Hamas
1:47:26 Voicemail: Netanyahu
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1:50:40 More superchats
- 1:52:10 Live shows
- 1:53:17 The Eric July drama will never end
- 1:55:12 Invention: Dad hotline
- 1:56:54 Isom ministries
- 1:58:07 Gathering evidence to help Isom
- 1:59:52 Eric July's employee
- 2:02:32 Vito's exhausted of winning
- 2:06:56 Comics should be produced quicker
2:08:50 Avery "Isom" Knox appearance
- 2:09:18 It's about beating Eric July
- 2:10:06 It's also about big knockers
- 2:13:05 Get a job, Krim
- 2:13:27 Vito Loses money going to Hamas
- 2:14:29 Vito's not getting unblocked
- 2:15:23 Frank Hassle/Fishtank
- 2:16:28 Isom movie
- 2:18:13 Get a job, Krim
- 2:19:02 Count Dankula
- 2:20:43 Vito doesn't care that he knows nothing
- 2:22:16 Eric July didn't write his trademark video
- 2:23:29 RIP Eugene
- 2:23:40 Vito continues to know nothing
- 2:24:52 Would BPITU do terrorism?
- 2:27:21 More live shows
2:29:34 Avery "Isom" Knox appearance
- 2:34:54 Vito "Name When the Wars Happened"
- 2:37:32 To Be Fair
- 2:38:27 Eric July employee
- 2:39:18 Eric July and Comicsgate
- 2:40:42 Avery the superhero gets ice powers
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2:42:00 End of show/Null
- 2:43:28 Clip: Null on Riley's felonies
- 2:45:48 Rebooting the show
1:14:00 Vito makes up a blatant lie about ties to the mob
Gotta add pre-show timer skips and readds now, haha
Hey man, thanks so much for the timestamps. It makes coming back for specific segments so much easier. love you, keep it up!
you remind me of a guy who used to do this religiously for the dick show. saved me from all the stupid chris the kiwi segments and shit. keep doing god's work
Vito had less energy this episode than the previous one. Dick needs to start giving him a Monster before each show (the 10 calorie one, of course).
Vito’s depleted energy, vote it up 👍
Vito needs some peruvian marching powder preshow
@@ploxjump5825zxzss,x 29:50 ❤😊
still better than isom
Low blood sugar
The only real victim here is Eric's poor mother, Sonic July
Love the "what do you... do?" from Dick while Vito displays his ignorance
"What do you read?" Comic books, Dick. Comic books.
Vito talking about conflicts and geopolitics, and his understanding of the Gaza blockade, is the funniest shit. Please do a segment where he goes over events, current and historical, and just tries to explain what happened, and what went wrong. Like the dates of wars game with women.
Would love to hear Vito explain the fall of the wall, the leadup to it, what followed in other Soviet satellite states, and so on. Or anything at all to do with the Middle East or Asia.
Dick pressing him on what Gaza and Palestine is after he was posting on Twitter about it all week was hilarious.
Vito completely misunderstanding the Berlin Wall was funny as shit
Vito's endless ability to make excuses for not losing weight, vote it up.
Dicks new bit should be in every show. I could not stop laughing at the part when he's carbuncle Knox and says, " well you tried your best at the funny papers"😂
As someone who has listened to every episode, Eric talking about sonic is probably the single funniest thing this show has produced LMAO
The blaxploitation music for Eric's grandpa should be southern blues guitar
Just wanted to say thanks for another great show and falling form the bus and getting a concussion is the biggest problem in the universe
vito saying “geometry” when he meant geography is the biggest smooth brain vito moment
The entire segment of Vito talking about the middle east was the dumbest shit I have ever heard
The delivery of "Uhhhhh..throwin' rocks" killed me.
Dick, thank you for telling my husband to leave me at a gas station. I probably deserved it. 😂❤
The good wife
2:03:33 if you need to listen again, but don't play it too many times around the husband or he'll start getting the correct idea.
Someone needs to remind Vito that he’s hosting a podcast. I’ve seen more energy and enthusiasm in a morgue.
Vito is best when he’s worked up and unscripted, doing quirky improv impressions. If we’re going to continue h8in on him ironically, he needs to put in more effort.
He’s very drunk/high.
Dick just needs to buy some of that pink coke and give it to vito before the show. It smells like cotton candy according to Dick, so Vito would definitely take it. Then hillariousness would ensue. But yeah, vito needs to enjoy the idiocy of his detractors self destructing
Can confirm
Some morgues are pretty active, depending on the clientele
"i make sure to eat a banana with every meal" LOL
110 episodes and still can't figure out the intro. This is the shit I come here for
I want to drop Vito in North Korea and see how he would escape...
Vito buys a bottle of Gatorade Zero and then fills it with lemonade 😂😂😂
It's watered down lipo-fat...watered down with melted butter.
Not sure which is less believable, Vito's family having mob ties or Vito doing 30 minutes a day on the exercise bike.
Vito working on his comic
part of the problem is exercise bikes cant hold vito he is too wide
All those crazy superchats were from Dracula Flow 3
5 minute countdown fixed 🎉
1:11:47
"Show is called the biggest problem in the universe and youre talking ahout pimples on your nose?" - Vito Jizzwad minutes after presenting the problem "Sympathy for dead kids"
Dick almost stumbled on the biggest problem in the universe; WOMEN'S TREATMENT OF BATHROOMS
Blocked you like a hurricane
Seriously Vito needs to get on the meth for a bit, he'd have a lot more energy and really drop some weight
I would watch people dunk on Eric J Dummy everyday, it is never not funny
Vito is fat
Same here 😂😂😂. I was a fan of those guys until Vito and dick exposed them as hypocrites. They literally criticize comics and movies as their jobs calling everything garbage and thing like how the Star Wars president should lose her job etc…
And then it happens to them once and they cry and can’t handle it.
@@lordcorporal4247unlike those companies and multimillionaires, they aren’t being harassed at all personal level. grow up.
Encouraging Vito to be healthy is very wholesome. I think it's the only wholesome thing about this show. It's very endearing. It makes me smile.
How the hell am I supposed to force Vito to say "To be Fair" if you don't have Super Thanks activated? Geez Louise?
At 2:08, Vito exhaustedly talking about the book coming out sounds like Tom from Office Space frantically screaming "I'm Good With The G*ddamn Customers!!"
lol
1:46:06 Vito says "to be fair" and Dick misses it
Its over
From neighbors being bad to dead kids making people sad
Everyone keeps telling Vito to be more energetic when he is broadcasting a live show, but he's misinterpreting that energy for food calories. This is why he gained in the last weigh in.
Sadly, Diabetes makes him unable to manage all that calorie intake
I remember seeing Rippa went on about taking legal advice from his niece in law school on a livestream, I could be wrong, but recently heard it again from another livestream covering this. If that's the rockstar advisor, it makes this entire situation 100x funnier.
I enjoy the Eric July drama more than the Maddox drama TBH. Maddox only has so many resources and ways to act retarded. Eric has millions of dollars, a bunch of zealot followers, a shitty self-insert comic, and he's easily baited into arguing with his enemies directly, which Maddox didn't have the guts to do. The black gem really is bigger.
Also in Isom 2 he's pissed because they burn down his warehouse I shit you not.
its still the same basic shit to keep the show going, its Dick's go to, the pinata retard that they beat to get content, I mean it is funny, but don't forget at the end of the day just how contrived all this is.
1:05:25 Vito acting as the Arbiter for determining what demographics are valuable to the greater good...
Moments after he declares that he only cares about Anime. As if he has any value.
I had a meth-dealing kleptomaniac for a neighbor. Vote up Bad Neighbors ⬆️
Is Vito insuline resistent? Maybe he can't function as well without hourly sugar bombs.
Possible missed tbf at 2:05:20
i love the grandpappie isom bit
I was starting to get tired of hearing about Eric but it's funny again. Keep up the bit Mr Masterson!
Vito can't accurately estimate how many calories out, so he doesn't try to estimate calories in either. Amazing. You know if you have two unknown variables (in and out) and manage to control at least one (in) you can solve how many out you need. Pretty crazy stuff
Vito, there's been Muslim-Hindu violence in India for hundreds of years, so yes, there are Muslims there. Currently about 15% of them (it's not a number that can be kept up-to-date very easily), but considering India's population, that's something like 200+ million people.
Oh my god. That EJ's great grandpappy bit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eric might actually go after Dick for this!
Definitely have to have Mr. Avery on again. What’s a guest 🐇
As long as the kids learn LBGTQ+ values in school, who cares if they’re burnt to a crisp? Go Team Vito!
I was really worried that Vito was feeling down and sad but when Dick did blackface he just lit right up. Nice to see Vito happy again. All it took was a little shoe polish
“Krim, get a job” that made my night
Dick doing his dumbguy hedonistic nihilism persona looks like a saint next to the average consoomer vito.
Yea Dick now seems aghast, he thought he had built up an edgy hedonist persona, but that was 10 years ago, and his variant is nothing compared to the Nu-Lefty one.
Vitos knowledge of the conflict was something else.
Just to bolster Vito's point. I problem wouldn't know what this podcast was. If it wasn't for this whole debacle.
"You can only ballpark (calories out) and it doesn't work for me, so I (bumblefuck my way along with fat math that's making me even fatter.)"
Pure BS. Get a watch that measures your heart rate 24/7, connect it to something that has your weight and height programmed in, and you've got an accurate count of calories out. Combine that with exact measurements of what you eat, don't eat more than you burn, and you'll drop weight.
It's the most easy thing in the damn world. I dropped 14KG/31lb this year simply by doing that.
this is a good show.
You know what... it is. It IS a good show
Dick having the Medusa answer makes me love him more 🐍💙
Props to the creator of the preview graphics
I love the eric july saga but every time you do another bit on it it gets harder to recommend this show to new people who don't know who either you or he is
lol yeah, we're gonna need some good recap videos on the drama. Tho I've heard a few guys in the discord talking about making some.
Eugene is the elf from Bad Santa, or one sticky bandits from Home Alone 2.
Fun fact for Vito: Gaza was once donated irrigation pipes. They promptly dug them up, and turned what was once regular pipes into rockets.
Innovative, if nothing else.
Another Great Show keep up the good Work .
What a show
Vito actually thinks retail employees care about customer satisfaction
If you zone out on Vito's background it looks like a beaten infected puouss
It's amazing how you guys keep running in to Madoxxes.
Hilarious show guys!
52:00 is comedy gold!
"Ironically."
Used more incorrectly than alanis morissette
The transition from Great great great granpappy to dead kids in Palestine 😳 Vito stumbling through his ignorant blind allegiance to team jew, this is why I love this show 😆
I think the fact we care about kids as a society maybe isn't something we should try to say is a bad thing. Idk. maybe that's just me. I think it's frustrating we are veering to the point where we should supposedly not care about anything, because people are so done with everything. They just throw their hands in the air say. Ahhh eff it. Why bother caring about morals or principles. It's easier to not care.
Vito, use your fat stores in bursts of energy on the show
Vito's arguement: Kids are used as political props to manipulate, there fore we shouldn't care about kids at all. LMFAO
Vito's poor nutrition is messing with his brain function. Also, he is no less than 400lbs. He lies,...a lot.
They've watched him weigh in, multiple times. You sure your nutrition is on point?
good one.@@cokesucker9520
I dropped 30lbs in 6 weeks.
Vito dropped 6 pounds in 30 weeks
I really dont undedstand what yall are talking about, regarding vito being "low energy".... mans riffing like he always has
Wow maybe Dick isn't as bad as I thought. His take on Palestine was very *based* and I respect that. JIHAAD!!!
"how's your day of jihad? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo"
Great episode!
i'm with vito on the kids, all the parents i know either wont shut up about their kids or complain about them non stop, i can't listen to it anymore but ppl will follow me to keep talking about them. they definitely arent gonna support us in retirement the way we are supporting the boomers. i wonder what's gonna happen to the workforce when this gen retires. i work at a major food distro and average age is going up. most new ppl dont last, the turnover rate has more than doubled since 2015
also with vito about that gamestop employee, i had a friend borrow like 6 games from me and the guy traded em into gamestop, ended that 6 year friendship real quick. guy still reaches out surprised by the fact i want nothing to do with him after that
I agree too. Specially when lawmakers and Karens want to pass laws based on the stupid idea of "Can somebody please think of the children????"
Woke up and got a pimple on my nose. Fucking hurts. Vote it up
What is Vito looking at while answering the war questions?
Minute 39: 39 This shows a picture of Eric July from his video talking about Sonic the restaurant and Sonic the character both having the same name. He thinks this is a good example that shows ISOM the christian ministry and his character ISOM should both be able to coexist and have merchandise with the ISOM name.
But the hat he is wearing does not have the word Sonic on it. It only shows the character of Sonic.
Get in my van vito says you shouldn't care about what happens to kids. xD
Classic episode
Anyone know the name of the intro song?
HOW DO WE BREAK THROUGH THE NOISE? INTERLOCATORY
Omg Vito, obviously you don’t know the calories going out but you can tell if your weight is changing. If it isn’t going down then you cut your food total. Easy. I lost 40 lbs in 5 months that way.
It’s the victimization play, where do you think he got encouragement from, he works with the Daily Wire a bunch of j’s
My school has a Palestinian foreign exchange student who got a call Friday that tomorrow her parents and siblings would be killed because they were going to be bombed because the roads were too obstructed with others trying to leave since the Egyptian border is closed. Vito thinking they could just leave is probably the stupidest take he's ever had.
They could have dug a bunker. Lazy friends you got tbh
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
I just got gas for 2.99 maybe if you didn't live in the crap hole of California
Lofti's line of Coke comment aged poorly
please do andrew tate cut out on eric july
Does Vito know about the matrix?
Vito is phoning it in. He's getting lazier in everything he does. His own content used to be nicely edited, now it's just a screen cap with his cam in the corner. He's half asleep each episode. Get your life together Vito.
2:44:51 There's all that fake laughing from Juju the Bovine! Josh was right about you!!! Always laughing to hide all the SHAME and thoughts of CUTIES that's actually going on in your head!
Oh and nice job fixing the numbers on the intro screen. 🐇
I just came to ask why you used a picture of Vito's stomach for the thumbnail. That is probably mentioned during the podcast but I'm not watching nearly 3 hours of reddit in human form.
You guys forgot the Carl cutout, that and Scott Adams were my favorite
They fixed the numbers in the intro, show is ruined.
How much do you two really NEED to include the 5 minutes before the podcasts starts?
Is it really hard to edit that out and start at the start?
Once the episode's edited at all, the live chat disappears so that's the trade off
Also, the edit will take like 15+ hours