Bitlife but I make the perfect person

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  • @twinsen1949
    @twinsen1949 3 роки тому +8451

    "How do I become happy"
    Have you forgotten, Kevin? *Just get a rowboat*

    • @jacobeii
      @jacobeii 3 роки тому +247

      more like a paddle boat

    • @andrewellis712
      @andrewellis712 3 роки тому +266

      @@jacobeii more like bore ragnarok

    • @jackmullins8136
      @jackmullins8136 3 роки тому +119

      @@andrewellis712 bore Ragnorok more like bore Ragnorok

    • @Iangussey
      @Iangussey 3 роки тому +87

      @@jackmullins8136 "bore Ragnorok, more like bore Ragnorok." more like bore Ragnorok.

    • @Chlooo.e
      @Chlooo.e 3 роки тому +66

      @@Iangussey "Bore ragnorok more like bore ragnorok more like bore ragnorok" more like bore ragnorok

  • @masonyoung1502
    @masonyoung1502 3 роки тому +7099

    Beginning: “I am making the perfect person” About half way through: “do you think they would pull a hit on a baby”

    • @NivekTheEnigma
      @NivekTheEnigma 3 роки тому +48

      I know I would

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 3 роки тому +86

      He full on sabotaged himself at the end

    • @somedude6833
      @somedude6833 3 роки тому +92

      Morality is a flaw that’s holding us back from doing what we want.
      Morality is imperfect.

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 роки тому +13

      Classic Kevin

    • @Verpal
      @Verpal 3 роки тому +22

      @@somedude6833 Morality is made up, just do whatever you want to do, don't let your global cybernetic catgirl empire be dream!

  • @destructiveraider
    @destructiveraider 3 роки тому +4552

    "Bitlife but I make the perfect person"
    Something is wrong, I can feel it.

    • @jefferblue
      @jefferblue 3 роки тому +35

      This isn't like Kevin in the slightest!

    • @monokuma316
      @monokuma316 3 роки тому +27

      “NO THATS WRONG”

    • @dorian8268
      @dorian8268 3 роки тому +11

      @@monokuma316 tell em naegi

    • @hermietoe5213
      @hermietoe5213 3 роки тому +6

      Warm AXwE CXRC

    • @SciaticaIsTheReason
      @SciaticaIsTheReason 3 роки тому +8

      Uh.. Is that end quote a reference to Eminem's ''Rap God'' MV? lmao

  • @hamsterhamster6492
    @hamsterhamster6492 3 роки тому +730

    "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
    "In an upper management position in this company"
    *5 years later without being promoted*
    "Hey supervisor do you want to go yodelling with me"

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u 3 роки тому +1184

    I like how when Kevin thinks of the Perfect Person, he thinks of a prissy suck-up who is nothing more than a overhyped hall monitor

    • @kaidablu
      @kaidablu 2 роки тому +62

      ikr? I knew it was going to be Something when the choice to help your friend cheat came up or study and he picked reporting them lol

    • @AD240pCharlie
      @AD240pCharlie Рік тому +55

      We've all had a classmate like that, and in their minds, they definitely were the perfect person!

    • @drummergurl99
      @drummergurl99 Місяць тому +3

      How dare you say that!! I’m telling the principal!

    • @LaggardlySort
      @LaggardlySort Місяць тому +4

      The 'perfect person' who was hated by everybody his whole life and eventually murdered his ex wife and his own son before killing himself in a plane crash when he decided to learn to fly at age 92

  • @harryarm123
    @harryarm123 3 роки тому +4453

    The fact you didn’t make Jim Pickens upsets me. He is perfect.

  • @Noooooone
    @Noooooone 3 роки тому +1342

    I love how Kevin calls the guy called AL Ai, but when the lads were playing uno he'd always call the Ai players AL.

    • @HeartMemory93
      @HeartMemory93 3 роки тому +57

      Can't see anything wrong here.

    • @LuxiChara
      @LuxiChara 2 роки тому +28

      Uno reverse

    • @puflem
      @puflem 2 роки тому +14

      Almost as if it was an intentional joke.

    • @Bubdiddly
      @Bubdiddly 7 місяців тому +7

      @@puflemno shit, he’s just pointing out that it’s a funny thing to do

  • @rachelhokaj4060
    @rachelhokaj4060 3 роки тому +6138

    My perfect person was named D’Brickshaw, he had 100% stats for most of his life, died with 1.7Mil and was 121 years old

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 3 роки тому +147

      Wow

    • @oo3006
      @oo3006 3 роки тому +89

      Yooo that’s cool

    • @random_meta
      @random_meta 3 роки тому +424

      the most perfect person I had was a family man and found a unicorn. Only found the unicorn in this one game, but they live for so long.

    • @aridabaginindabag9970
      @aridabaginindabag9970 3 роки тому +157

      hehhehehe I became a pron star and got over 60 mil soooo.... I BOW DOWN TO YOU! MISTER 121 YEARS OF AGE!

    • @sadbanana5896
      @sadbanana5896 3 роки тому +134

      That's rookie numbers. Try flipping houses, you can get to billions.

  • @chasemoss4484
    @chasemoss4484 3 роки тому +2539

    Fun fact: the reason people give people $1 on their wills is because people they left out could say they were forgotten. So with $1 they’re remembered and cannot sue for more than the will writer wished them to have.

    • @mclovin2408
      @mclovin2408 3 роки тому +44

      But it doesn’t give me the option to just give everyone 1$ I have 35 million from being a mob skipper but when I died my bitch wife took like 10 million when I died despite me not having her in my will.

    • @conormartin3476
      @conormartin3476 3 роки тому +174

      Actually in America 5000$ is the minimum that you can leave someone without them legally disputing the will. One dollar is probably just to say they were remembered but they didn’t want to give them money.

    • @mclovin2408
      @mclovin2408 3 роки тому +342

      @@conormartin3476 you shouldn’t be allowed to dispute a will, it’s a man or woman’s dying wish, it should be respected.

    • @conormartin3476
      @conormartin3476 3 роки тому +139

      @@mclovin2408 Fait enough, I agree with you but I’m sure there’s some legal elements to this we don’t know, I’m sure it’s a lot more complicated than some kid yelling “dad didn’t leave me enough money!” during a will reading.

    • @argelion2793
      @argelion2793 3 роки тому +167

      For future reference for you people
      To contest the will, you need a valid reason. These are fairly straightforward. You need to reasonably prove the testator lacked the mental capacity to understand what was going on when the current will was signed, was pressured into changing it or that the will failed to meet state regulations and is thus not legal.

  • @axetheviking6482
    @axetheviking6482 3 роки тому +270

    Plot twist: Perfect's guilt of having his family killed was eating away at him, so he turned off the plane's engine while in the air to end it all.

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 2 роки тому +33

      You _sure_ he's not utterly remorseless, and died because he thought he was perfect and _couldn't_ die.

  • @em2497
    @em2497 3 роки тому +1496

    Me: sees the title
    Also me: * wonders how quickly this will devolve into murder *

    • @choppychop6
      @choppychop6 3 роки тому +47

      About 16 minutes apparently

    • @lynchn9562
      @lynchn9562 3 роки тому +9

      Almost made it

    • @mclovin2408
      @mclovin2408 3 роки тому +3

      @@choppychop6 you’ve ruined it now I’ll expect it when it happens

    • @TacoKing75
      @TacoKing75 3 роки тому +6

      @@mclovin2408 stop reading the comments before finishing the video

    • @mclovin2408
      @mclovin2408 3 роки тому +1

      @@TacoKing75 I’ll do what I want thank you, but I didn’t ask you what I should do.

  • @velvetsky3451
    @velvetsky3451 3 роки тому +1454

    “You know what, everyone? You’re wonderful.”
    *happiness noise*

    • @forsengosling
      @forsengosling 3 роки тому +5

      agree

    • @calebmurie3051
      @calebmurie3051 3 роки тому +8

      Made my day

    • @velvetsky3451
      @velvetsky3451 3 роки тому +2

      @animegirl7124 beat you to it

    • @velvetsky3451
      @velvetsky3451 3 роки тому +1

      @@calebmurie3051 it brings me such immense joy.

    • @yam2283
      @yam2283 3 роки тому +7

      time stamp is 6:29 for everyone who wants to replay it 😎🤚

  • @alexlyson3376
    @alexlyson3376 3 роки тому +939

    "It started as a joke but it ended up with real hurt."
    If that ain't a mood....

    • @Chlooo.e
      @Chlooo.e 3 роки тому +10

      .... I don't know what is

    • @CalypsoMelypso
      @CalypsoMelypso 3 роки тому +1

      When you tell your friends a really dark and relatable joke- lmao

    • @Kya10
      @Kya10 3 роки тому +1

      Fuuuuuuuck....

    • @bettercupisdumb9276
      @bettercupisdumb9276 3 роки тому +6

      I've been trying to like this comment for 3 minutes. I kept pressing the replies by accident :,)

    • @ninaelizabethdewitt
      @ninaelizabethdewitt 3 роки тому +3

      I think we all felt that..

  • @atomicdreamz6035
    @atomicdreamz6035 3 роки тому +9

    my perfect person was named billy bob. he was in prison from the age of eight for about thirty years, he escaped when he was thirteen, joined a circus, wrote a book, and somehow ended up a multimillionaire author with two mansions and four kids. he died at 98 years old with 100% in every stat. he really turned things around, i'm proud of him
    he did murder his ex-wife though...

  • @bluueorb
    @bluueorb 2 роки тому +48

    "I called him a god...thats a weird compliment"
    I'm sure Jim would like it lol

  • @forgetmenope1183
    @forgetmenope1183 3 роки тому +1041

    Kevin: I am trying to make the perfect person.
    Everyone: You already tried to make yourself

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 3 роки тому +1412

    “I look lit son, do you want to hang out with me”
    A 70 year old perfect being talking to his adult son

    • @rem-awaken233
      @rem-awaken233 3 роки тому +52

      It just made me sad honestly, remembering my own father during that scene and his last days where I ignored him. So it was funny but I was crying

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +28

      @@rem-awaken233 i'm sorry for your loss

    • @staciemohler4624
      @staciemohler4624 3 роки тому +6

      18:28

  • @seriously9571
    @seriously9571 3 роки тому +769

    Kevin doing something perfectly and not ruining it? Nope, illegal

    • @woahhi6601
      @woahhi6601 3 роки тому +15

      Does that even exist? I mean unicorns are real and pigs fly but... That? No, I have never heard of such a thing!

    • @marymcmanus4420
      @marymcmanus4420 3 роки тому +2

      True

    • @AlmiNia
      @AlmiNia 2 роки тому +2

      you mean perfecy

    • @seriously9571
      @seriously9571 2 роки тому +1

      @@AlmiNia yes

  • @paigeyysnydeyy
    @paigeyysnydeyy 3 роки тому +39

    When Kevin looked into the camera and said, “you’re wonderful” it actually made me feel better lol thanks Kevin for brightening my day

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 3 роки тому +46

    Imagine Kevin's person taking an IQ test:
    -"What is Pi?"
    Kevin's answer: You have really nice eyes

  • @cartoonkelly7924
    @cartoonkelly7924 3 роки тому +816

    In BitLife, the surgery that makes your brain bigger is reading ALL the books.

  • @candiedskull9841
    @candiedskull9841 3 роки тому +434

    "Only one option left..." _Give the son a present?_ "Call the hitman" _..._

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 3 роки тому +20

      Actually giving gifts is awful in bitlife. Give money is overpowered,in many situations you can use it as a profitable investment.

    • @Averaage_Commenter
      @Averaage_Commenter 3 роки тому +2

      Overrated comment
      You just copied a quote from the video

    • @candiedskull9841
      @candiedskull9841 3 роки тому +7

      @@Averaage_Commenter The top rated comment on this vid is the same way lol, and it it was a particularly funny line/sentiment to me. Quoting the video, reacting to it or making a joke out of it, and voila, YT comment, it's sorta a format, I guess?
      How extreme his decisions are in this game is sorta implied in my italicized commentary, and it's funny how addicted he is to hitmen over anything else (at least at this point in his bitlife experience)

  • @hopin8krzys
    @hopin8krzys 3 роки тому +713

    I like this
    Perfect Person tried to be perfect, he was doing everything that he was supposed to do, what people wanted him to do. He was obiedent student and worker, no one but higher-ups liked him. He was climbing the career ladder, he had a "perfect" family with wife, kid and animals in the suburb house. But in the end, he wasnt happy. His life was blank. Wife left him, kid hated him. He done everything right, yet he didnt truly live, he had nothing. He was what he was supposed to be, not what he wanted to be

    • @ZX3000GT1
      @ZX3000GT1 3 роки тому +83

      I would love to watch a movie with a story like this.

    • @reneeluk5574
      @reneeluk5574 3 роки тому +12

      That is what I thought

    • @seatheparade
      @seatheparade 3 роки тому +128

      Then he loses his shit, hires hitmen on his ex and first kid and dies trying to fly an airplane without lessons 😂

    • @smrtfasizmu7242
      @smrtfasizmu7242 3 роки тому +30

      @@ZX3000GT1 death of a salesman is pretty thematically similar

    • @7bladesky890
      @7bladesky890 3 роки тому +15

      That’s deep

  • @sh4rkt33th
    @sh4rkt33th 10 місяців тому +5

    no one understands how much I love call me Kevin bit life. if he does this series for the rest of my life I will be happy

  • @russellpuff1996
    @russellpuff1996 3 роки тому +183

    Episode 463 of asking Kevin to look at the "visit grave" when a character dies. There's so much more to read up on how people remember your character!

    • @christophercarter9398
      @christophercarter9398 3 роки тому +10

      463? That’s real dedication

    • @cyclopshark8933
      @cyclopshark8933 3 роки тому +6

      @@christophercarter9398 he has less then a hundred comments on this channel

  • @90bubbel60
    @90bubbel60 3 роки тому +200

    fun fact, from what i remember, giving a single dollar in your heritage documents are used to prove that legally the person was not forgotten so they cant claim anything that is left for the others

    • @masanfa94
      @masanfa94 3 роки тому +21

      That's basically what he said in the video!

    • @90bubbel60
      @90bubbel60 3 роки тому +24

      @@masanfa94 ik, thats why it found it funny, because its actually a real tactic

  • @jane.0203
    @jane.0203 3 роки тому +502

    "I make a perfect person"
    Does this mean you made Turg in Bitlife?

  • @lunatick9792
    @lunatick9792 3 роки тому +300

    "Your colleagues high fived you."
    Is it still considered a high five if they're going for the face?

  • @bigj1905
    @bigj1905 3 роки тому +22

    Kevin: “I want to be the perfect person.”
    Also Kevin: 7:48

  • @margaretswanson5365
    @margaretswanson5365 3 роки тому +107

    “We’re halfway there, whoaao, Kevin in a chair.”

    • @BadgerLord
      @BadgerLord 3 роки тому +9

      We’re halfway there, whoaao, Kevin in despair XD

  • @justlivin2499
    @justlivin2499 3 роки тому +503

    Kevin: *makes the perfect person*
    also Kevin: *Joins TikTok*
    Everyone: *Visible confusion*

    • @wyattschuette1737
      @wyattschuette1737 3 роки тому +7

      And then he says “If you want to make the perfect person stay away from UA-cam.”

    • @plorabare
      @plorabare 3 роки тому

      @DragonTurtle_YT✓ perfect person is a model student

  • @ewanguitar3666
    @ewanguitar3666 3 роки тому +1165

    Really not sure if he’s joking When Kevin calls “AL” “Ai”

    • @qalacticc
      @qalacticc 3 роки тому +74

      its al dusty 2

    • @godofchaosandmadness
      @godofchaosandmadness 3 роки тому +47

      l and I can look a lot alike in some fonts

    • @ewanguitar3666
      @ewanguitar3666 3 роки тому +52

      @@godofchaosandmadness I know that, which is why I’m not sure if Kevin is joking or not lol

    • @13lack_Rose
      @13lack_Rose 3 роки тому +11

      issa joke

    • @checkermen1932
      @checkermen1932 3 роки тому +14

      It's a custom named character by kevin, it is AI.

  • @felpshehe
    @felpshehe 3 роки тому +171

    Kevin's face with these words in large font "depression" "penis enlargement" and "divorce" IS THE BEST THUMBNAIL I'VE SEEN!
    The best part of it is: IT'S NOT CLICKBAIT

  • @strongerthanever2039
    @strongerthanever2039 3 роки тому +77

    Game: *causes a minor inconvinience*
    Kevin: I'm calling the hee-hee-hitman

  • @Always.Soapy.
    @Always.Soapy. Рік тому +11

    2:41 idk why but I was dying of laughter at this part. My humor is officially broken 💀

  • @DrAvsDrZ
    @DrAvsDrZ 3 роки тому +325

    Therapist: Kevin without eyelids isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
    Kevin without eyelids: 5:52

  • @nicholasbastian4663
    @nicholasbastian4663 3 роки тому +80

    I like how Kevin started choossing the good options then slowly starting choosing the bad options

  • @arielanderson4819
    @arielanderson4819 3 роки тому +50

    “Why is everyone a problem where I work except me, the perfect person.. God am I humble” lmaooooo that gave me a good giggle thanks Kevin

  • @alexaherrmann7683
    @alexaherrmann7683 2 роки тому +12

    01:31 ''Alexa, Why do you hate me?''
    God, when your name is Alexa that moment really feels weird xD

  • @bpdgyal
    @bpdgyal 3 роки тому +9

    "i'm gonna make the perfect person"
    *makes a psychopathic narcissist*

  • @DRMINT-np1bj
    @DRMINT-np1bj 3 роки тому +174

    Believe it or not. Here in Sweden some people actually have “Person” as their surname.

  • @IMPofTHEGASsTATION
    @IMPofTHEGASsTATION 3 роки тому +38

    imagine
    you're a high school principal.
    you are fast asleep at 4am in the morning, you gotta be well rested for your job.
    suddenly, your phone starts ringing.
    you wake up, you look at your phone. fear engulfs your heart.
    you accept the call.
    "goober is trying to skip class"
    you scream loudly, waking up your parent who was sleeping in the next room because you are planning to get divorced.
    he won't stop telling you that goober is trying to skip class.
    its been years since he was in high school yet he won't stop calling you.
    you yell at him to stop calling you and hang up.
    you put down your phone and try to go back to sleep.

    • @blakev8135
      @blakev8135 3 роки тому +10

      ..yet the blissful sleep never takes you back
      you've had it with this twat
      blood is pulsing in your temples
      your trembling hand reaches out for your phone
      the screen lights up, dim outlines of your face betray tension
      a message from contact "Al Capone" says 'payment received, will strike at your say-so'
      your reply is a short, not yet sent 'DO IT'
      your thumb hovers over the *send* button

    • @meg5907
      @meg5907 3 роки тому +6

      @@blakev8135 its early morning.
      your phone lays beside you on your bedside table,
      a small fingerprint being the only remaining evidence of you and Al's agreement.
      you get up, have a shower, brush your teeth, the usual.
      then suddenly a sharp ting awakens you from your early morning routine.
      its Al.
      a small blaring text sat upon the otherwise dark screen.
      "i have stolen your money, and i am not killing perfect"
      that fucker did it again.

    • @blakev8135
      @blakev8135 3 роки тому +5

      @@meg5907 :D
      damned dissapointing message is pushed up by another text
      sender's name reads 'TWAT' and his message matches the name to a T:
      "on my way to classes now and I feel you should know that Annie's skirt is WAY shorter then the stated standard"
      '*ping*' "also Chad is smoking pot in the second bush from main entrance"
      *sigh*
      there is an extremely tired man staring back at you from mirror's surface
      your bloodshot eyes probably look worse than Chad's
      and your youngest is banging on bathroom's door demanding you get out
      OH and Annie's skirt is too short, apparently
      ...shoud've never taken that principal position

    • @Metzli
      @Metzli 3 роки тому +6

      *stands and applauds, with a single tear rolling down the cheek*
      This is beautiful guys!

  • @archdukefranzferdinand762
    @archdukefranzferdinand762 3 роки тому +175

    I won't sleep tonight after seeing kevin without eyelids

    • @wireshock4633
      @wireshock4633 3 роки тому +10

      Don't worry, you've had plenty of sleep, Ferdi.

    • @rachell.5555
      @rachell.5555 3 роки тому +1

      Did you too get the surgery?

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 3 роки тому +1

      Well..can you sleep if you dont have eyelids?

  • @manologamerss5801
    @manologamerss5801 3 роки тому +9

    17:45 Yeah, Bitlife divorces are extremely unbalanced. You could be rich, marry someone with literally no money, they divorce you and the judge tells you that you owe 4/5 of your money.

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 3 роки тому +7

      I just realized why he got such an unfair divorce settlement: They don't count gambling so that if your spouse divorces you for losing money in the casinos you will be the one to face consequences for your gambling instead of them.

  • @Neutral_news
    @Neutral_news 3 роки тому +14

    I love when he say says “where did the dollar go I needed that”

  • @dontcallmepizza9314
    @dontcallmepizza9314 3 роки тому +223

    It’s such a headache when people can’t fix your migraines

    • @PrismaticatheOne
      @PrismaticatheOne 3 роки тому +16

      Dang it.
      As serious as migraines are, that was amazing.
      I have to like that.

    • @ashleyholland2683
      @ashleyholland2683 3 роки тому +2

      @@PrismaticatheOne eventually you learn how to deal with it

  • @mitchelcaballero8560
    @mitchelcaballero8560 3 роки тому +137

    Why do I have a strong feeling that Kevin’s "perfect person" will include murder?

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 роки тому +17

      Only a little bit though

    • @morgangriffiths2843
      @morgangriffiths2843 3 роки тому +33

      To be fair, his son did refuse to go to the cinema with him.

  • @EMS12000
    @EMS12000 3 роки тому +650

    "Your friends are all joining UA-cam" Kevin: Trust me, if you want to be the perfect person, stay away from it
    Kevin, you're the ultimate proof that your statement is a lie

    • @DamienDevs
      @DamienDevs 3 роки тому +4

      @@hawkeyephotography8942 keep spamming and have fun getting a nice ban.

    • @crylune
      @crylune 2 роки тому +3

      Not for everyone. This platform can destroy people mentally

  • @desaun
    @desaun 3 роки тому +8

    I watch these Bitlife videos over and over again. Must be my favorite thing from Kevin nowadays. 😂

  • @Crux___
    @Crux___ 3 роки тому +7

    8:15
    Missed opportunity to dig up that old GIF of Jim Pickens twerking

  • @Coolcookiez
    @Coolcookiez 3 роки тому +296

    Finally Kevin made himself in bitlife, we all know he’s the perfect person😏👌

  • @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
    @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 3 роки тому +198

    Kevin: what do mom's like
    Kevin's mother: a normal son that dosent have a large cult and have me make a Brandon Frasher picture

    • @christianholzschuh6853
      @christianholzschuh6853 3 роки тому +19

      Praise be to Glashnok! May we forever paint in the cellar of his prophet Jim Pickens!

    • @thewalnut4017
      @thewalnut4017 3 роки тому +2

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @thewalnut4017
      @thewalnut4017 3 роки тому +2

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @pissy8745
      @pissy8745 3 роки тому +4

      @@thewalnut4017 by jim, that is beautifully insightful

    • @thewalnut4017
      @thewalnut4017 3 роки тому

      @@pissy8745 ah

  • @Alchemist1995
    @Alchemist1995 3 роки тому +27

    6:28 Thank you, Kevin. You, are also wonderful.

  • @thetgomes6322
    @thetgomes6322 3 роки тому +32

    The divorce taking more money than you had was so real it actually upset me.

  • @Ostrullen
    @Ostrullen 3 роки тому +9

    "I am the perfect person, i haven't spoken to my mom on years"
    - Perfect Person

  • @shay36
    @shay36 3 роки тому +70

    I feel the need to say that Kevin's IMDb page is now rated 9.9/10. Congratulations Kevin! You're already the perfect person, obviously

    • @itsoracle
      @itsoracle 2 роки тому +3

      No if he was perfect he would be rated 10/10 not 9.9/10

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog Рік тому

      who the fck rated him below 10? where do they live? i just want to talk i promise

  • @AngelBirdo
    @AngelBirdo 3 роки тому +36

    The roundabout joke was perfect and deserves so much more recognition from you all

  • @VoidicHerald
    @VoidicHerald 3 роки тому +35

    Not gonna lie, being called wonderful by someone you respect is amazing, even if it's just for a bit

  • @Speak22wastaken
    @Speak22wastaken 10 місяців тому +4

    The fact your co worker GOSSIPED about how much you gossip is hilarious

  • @jellyfrog3659
    @jellyfrog3659 3 роки тому +4

    Omg at 9:45 he mad the cutest expression. I love Kevin💖

  • @rachelynerickson2074
    @rachelynerickson2074 3 роки тому +57

    Kevin: *calls me wonderful*
    Me: "psshhh" *slaps down Uno reverse card*

    • @Astrobay13
      @Astrobay13 3 роки тому +1

      Can't tell if that's a silencing-, cat-attracting- or dismissing-psshh 😂

    • @rachelynerickson2074
      @rachelynerickson2074 3 роки тому +4

      @@Astrobay13 dismissing/deflecting pssh for sure.... yet also one surrounded by a lot of blushing..... 😂🥲

    • @Astrobay13
      @Astrobay13 3 роки тому +2

      @@rachelynerickson2074 damn, I was hoping for the cat one 😂😂

    • @rachelynerickson2074
      @rachelynerickson2074 3 роки тому +2

      @@Astrobay13 oh dang 😂😂 maybe Kev did too 🤔

    • @melissalonla
      @melissalonla 3 роки тому +2

      @@Astrobay13 why do I feel like that would work on Kevin

  • @RyanBlakeKain
    @RyanBlakeKain 3 роки тому +24

    There's something about Kevin's most normal life possibly being the saddest one.

  • @elisabethsalmeron4502
    @elisabethsalmeron4502 3 роки тому +91

    Kevin: I'm making the perfect person!!!
    Me: Another video about him making himself? Nice

  • @phoemix7043
    @phoemix7043 2 роки тому +16

    On this day, Kevin found out that no matter how hard he tries, he can never stay a perfect person in a video game.

  • @praizy2835
    @praizy2835 3 роки тому +9

    18:20 *"you think the hitman would take out a baby?"*

  • @gechoman44iwantahippo
    @gechoman44iwantahippo 3 роки тому +158

    Every other Bitlife video: playing as Jim Pickens
    This One: Playing as Turg

  • @BlackSun6393
    @BlackSun6393 3 роки тому +79

    Kevin is so used to making bad decisions he threw the Perfect Person's life.

  • @jerry-hy9ok
    @jerry-hy9ok 3 роки тому +77

    "How do I get surgery to make brain bigger"
    *Flowers For Algernon intensifies*

  • @_SF__
    @_SF__ Рік тому +4

    "he's not interested in having a conversation with mEEeEee, you've forced me to do this son, i'm calling the hitman"
    -kevin

  • @thatdapperplat7805
    @thatdapperplat7805 3 роки тому +14

    kevin saying “you’re wonderful” has the same energy as “you’re breathtaking”

  • @MrBryant321
    @MrBryant321 3 роки тому +59

    At least Perfect got a dollar when his father died, I lost an arm and a leg. But hitmen don’t come cheap

  • @Artlas1
    @Artlas1 3 роки тому +18

    3:28 you.. you actually absolutely nailed the reason people give 1$ to people in their will, that is some nice knowledge of the law 🤔

  • @y.m.o.fh.s.c8580
    @y.m.o.fh.s.c8580 3 роки тому +30

    "Im gonna make the perfect person"
    *literally just makes a psychopath*

    • @bpdgyal
      @bpdgyal 3 роки тому +1

      LITERALLY 💀💀💀

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 3 роки тому +1

      And a Narcissist. And a Snitch.

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 Рік тому +1

      So basically American Psycho?

  • @journey8692
    @journey8692 2 роки тому +16

    i think this is the first time kevin actually gets his bitlife to retirement

  • @asampes
    @asampes 3 роки тому +9

    i just absolutely love how Kevin cannot go 1 single video, a video about making the perfect person, without doing something terrible.

  • @SJ92909
    @SJ92909 3 роки тому +17

    Kevin to us: You're wonderful
    Us: *spawns extreme griefer jesus*

  • @NepheleButler
    @NepheleButler 3 роки тому +10

    "Nobody can fix my migraines"
    Yeah, that's about right. I've been trying to get someone to fix my migraines for over half my life now.

  • @Misu._sage
    @Misu._sage 3 роки тому +4

    I'm loving that his video length constantly changes, it really shows that he truly enjoys what he does and i love the longer uploads

  • @LordBilliam
    @LordBilliam 3 роки тому +5

    5:45 Eyelid surgery is where they remove fatty tissue under the skin to allow it to fold, and is the most popular surgery in Korea. For some reason Koreans just really hate monolids. One of the saddest things I ever heard, was about a 16 year old girl who'd just got eyelid surgery being happy that her mother had finally told her she was beautiful...

  • @Exaltedmiff
    @Exaltedmiff 3 роки тому +12

    3:35 Kevin he gave you a dollar because if he gave you nothing you can sue the family and get half inheritance if you get £1 You can't complain because he hasn't cut you from inheritance

  • @sheeplywaltz5183
    @sheeplywaltz5183 3 роки тому +11

    Kevin using Snow Halation in the background is everything I need in life

    • @elenasuarez9798
      @elenasuarez9798 3 роки тому +1

      I am SO glad I’m not the only one who noticed that!

  • @danif4546
    @danif4546 3 роки тому +26

    This was the saddest episode of bitlife I've ever seen.

  • @redshinejasper
    @redshinejasper 3 роки тому +8

    I could just see the heartbreak in ASMR's eyes, when Kevin forgot about him. Poor little ASMR. Don't worry. Twitch Chat got you

  • @ryaya10
    @ryaya10 3 роки тому +1

    18:20 I almost choked on my drink when he asked “you think the hitman will takeout a baby?” 🤣😂

  • @meowskit
    @meowskit 3 роки тому +2

    kevin, when you looked at the camera and said "you're wonderful", it really made me smile. thanks, i needed that.
    you're wonderful too :).

  • @mrmistermr8579
    @mrmistermr8579 3 роки тому +7

    11:43 had us in the first half ngl

  • @barteikelenboom3763
    @barteikelenboom3763 3 роки тому +15

    The longer it goes into the office life the more this guy sounds like Dwight

  • @lasersexpanther6631
    @lasersexpanther6631 3 роки тому +17

    Kevin: "OH oh we're half way there"
    My brain: "Penguin on a chair."

  • @hobo-lu-knight
    @hobo-lu-knight 3 роки тому +2

    As someone who has severe chronic migraines, that's realistic. No one can fix them. You're just a walking migraine now, Perfect.

  • @washy4728
    @washy4728 3 роки тому +5

    Yes!!!!!! this is my favourite series on the channel whenever a new bitlife video comes out I explode

  • @HeartMemory93
    @HeartMemory93 3 роки тому +4

    "If you step one foot out of the line, I'm telling the principal." is such a Kevin thing to say. I'm dying

  • @er00ic
    @er00ic 3 роки тому +10

    I need to make sure to add Kevin into my will, he's earned that dollar.

  • @bananasplit3925
    @bananasplit3925 3 роки тому +22

    so we’ve figured out who the perfect person is: dwight.

  • @graysonquinn1482
    @graysonquinn1482 2 роки тому +1

    9:07 I just realized CallMEKevin is only a few years older then me, that just gave me a huge childhood flash back. Was not expecting that reference lamoooooo

  • @Chill-Ice
    @Chill-Ice Рік тому +3

    My perfect person was John Smith, with 100% everthing stats, had a 90+yr marriage with his wife, had 11 children, won many lotteries, is worth about $7 billion and built up a multi-billion dollar company (without paying for anything)

  • @MrHumannnn
    @MrHumannnn 3 роки тому +8

    18:51
    Perfect: _hires hitman to kill son_
    Hitman: _kills him_
    Perfect: NO!! SOMEONE KILLED MY SON!! _cries and gets depressed_

  • @lachlansmith8048
    @lachlansmith8048 3 роки тому +6

    Is it weird that I enjoyed this playthrough where Kevin plays for real more then when he plays a schizophrenic psychopath who's self-destructive tendencies are the only way to even theoretically stop him?

  • @lottewinter8831
    @lottewinter8831 3 роки тому +57

    "I make the perfect person", so you're just making Jim Pickens again

  • @joyofmusic110
    @joyofmusic110 3 роки тому +9

    Kevin:lets make the perfect person in Bitlife!
    Aaron Burr: there's trouble in the air you can smell it

    • @Lo0ny_T0ons
      @Lo0ny_T0ons 3 роки тому +1

      I hadn't slept in a week
      I was weak, I was awake
      You've never seen a bastard orphan more in need of a break

  • @weby113
    @weby113 3 роки тому +4

    Bitlife controls my sims... I've been watching some other people play and Kevin... I think you could create a story to die for!