ADULT JOKES in Gravity Falls

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  • Опубліковано 23 січ 2022
  • Hirsch gets past the Censors without even trying!
    (edit) welp! the description aged poorly 😅, thanks for telling me@nova8byte
    #gravityfalls
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  • @kronos3129
    @kronos3129 2 роки тому +24251

    “Look, Wendy in a bikini!”
    “Wait, really? At night?”
    Kills me every time

  • @Whatisvr
    @Whatisvr 2 роки тому +46212

    The fact that grunkle stan doesnt cuss in front of the kids is actually kinda wholesome

    • @mikegarcia9097
      @mikegarcia9097 2 роки тому +1042

      If you know anyone from ny or Jersey then you know they can't give less of a fuck if it's in front of a child hell I learned all of them by age 4 and used them regularly I'm from long island

    • @nunalunaberey_
      @nunalunaberey_ 2 роки тому +528

      @@mikegarcia9097 DUDE SAME. My little brothers have been cursing since age four, l also knew cuss words but I was the good kid a didn’t really start using them casually til high school, but I was definitely the exception to the rule. One friend even to,d me that it was weird I didn’t curse and I should curse more

    • @thememelord6510
      @thememelord6510 2 роки тому +184

      @@nunalunaberey_ i had a friend that hadnt cursed until we got into highschool, i honestly didnt even notice for a long time because i cursed so casually that i wouldnt notice if someone else cursed but now we are in highschool and he curses all the time.

    • @vibevibevibemcommentedtoda5717
      @vibevibevibemcommentedtoda5717 2 роки тому +109

      My mom curses all the time but somehow we all talk, err, properly(?) unless we're surprised or shocked or in pain. Cue string of curses. We only started using the curses when we were older even though we have been hearing our mom constant cursing in the house since day 1 lol

    • @sharplily
      @sharplily 2 роки тому +60

      @@mikegarcia9097 i learned nearly all the swear words in my language by like age 7 because they were constantly directed at me
      i am mexican
      i speak spanish
      most of our language is swear words
      so ye

  • @LilyAvarA
    @LilyAvarA Рік тому +2635

    They aren’t cheap immature jokes cleverly hidden from kids, they’re good jokes about adult things, love it!

    • @tahraethestoryteller6079
      @tahraethestoryteller6079 8 місяців тому +49

      It can be both those things

    • @MrSophire
      @MrSophire 26 днів тому +16

      This is why I prefer children’s cartoons, the adult’s jokes have to be clever. Most adult cartoons jokes are way in your face. That is what made the Simpson so great back in the day

  • @lacnoic2236
    @lacnoic2236 11 місяців тому +1928

    0:57 pls say that im not the only one thinking that imma get rickrolled in this scene 💀💀💀

    • @CaptainRavioli_
      @CaptainRavioli_ 11 місяців тому +89

      Youre not the only one

    • @kaysrandomchannel4618
      @kaysrandomchannel4618 8 місяців тому +47

      LMAO

    • @bonedude1286
      @bonedude1286 7 місяців тому +52

      Rick rolling as an anime. That's a new one, I'll admit.

    • @HJ1427.
      @HJ1427. 3 місяці тому +12

      Same came to this time to say

    • @lillacss
      @lillacss 2 місяці тому +10

      ME TOO BUDDY

  • @lVicel
    @lVicel Рік тому +7597

    It is incredible that this Show dodged Disney censorship like a pro.

  • @o5-redacted0
    @o5-redacted0 2 роки тому +13012

    Wheres the logic?
    Alex: “Can Bill say “I will kill you?”
    Disney: “NO! NO NO NO!”
    Alex: “Ok.. Then can he say... “I’ve got some children I need to make into corpses?”
    Disney: “Sure!”

    • @Ash_2023
      @Ash_2023 2 роки тому +621

      Yea that totally doesn’t make it worse and then later to be figured out

    • @o5-redacted0
      @o5-redacted0 2 роки тому +59

      @@Ash_2023 Yep

    • @revtheobbyist2222
      @revtheobbyist2222 2 роки тому +423

      "I'm gonna kill them now just because the heck of it" - Bill in the last episode

    • @airmilk7599
      @airmilk7599 2 роки тому +193

      Wow how Disney avoids using the word kill but uses something worse

    • @orionar2461
      @orionar2461 Рік тому +54

      Pretty sure he's said kill before

  • @JustTryingToChillOut
    @JustTryingToChillOut 9 місяців тому +617

    "When there's no cops around anything is legal"
    -Grunkle Stan

    • @TenemenTTrash
      @TenemenTTrash 12 днів тому +3

      If you don't get caught it didn't happen

    • @LionsRcool
      @LionsRcool 12 днів тому +1

      ​@@TenemenTTrashcorrect

  • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
    @YOUR_NARRATOR975 Рік тому +1041

    0:41
    Keep in mind Alex voiced both characters

    • @Redslayer88
      @Redslayer88 Рік тому +41

      Lol

    • @Ethanp5412
      @Ethanp5412 Місяць тому +71

      So Alex Hirsh flirted with Alex Hirsh

    • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
      @YOUR_NARRATOR975 Місяць тому +37

      ​@@Ethanp5412 apparently he voiced like half the show.

    • @RayDoesSomeShitWithHerLife
      @RayDoesSomeShitWithHerLife Місяць тому +4

      Lol

    • @DarkCoconut
      @DarkCoconut 26 днів тому +12

      @@YOUR_NARRATOR975 HE voiced grunkle stan, soos, bill cipher, the gnomes including smebhulock, quetin trembley, dippy fresh, and old man mcgucket

  • @thedoninator5935
    @thedoninator5935 Рік тому +11358

    The fact that it's implied he knows fluent Spanish is just so fitting for him lmao

    • @EmmysCoolVids123
      @EmmysCoolVids123 Рік тому +320

      He said it wrong though 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @EmmysCoolVids123
      @EmmysCoolVids123 Рік тому +593

      @Zenzuo Ken He said "No te preocupas" it's supposed to be "No te preocupes" which means do not worry.

    • @tomstonemale
      @tomstonemale Рік тому +373

      @Zenzuo Ken "no te preocupas" can mean "you don't care" or "you don't get worry or scared". Stan meant to say "don't worry" or "no te preocupes".

    • @lavenderbakery4184
      @lavenderbakery4184 Рік тому +332

      i mean, there’s a scene where stan’s colombian cell mates are talking shit about him and he doesn’t understand

    • @emilie8356
      @emilie8356 Рік тому +157

      @@lavenderbakery4184 they prolly taught him

  • @rusoazul945
    @rusoazul945 2 роки тому +11457

    So basically what Stan said in Spanish was "Don't worry. Let's go, let's go."

    • @moldyboi9398
      @moldyboi9398 2 роки тому +204

      Its just 1 "don't worry" tho

    • @rusoazul945
      @rusoazul945 2 роки тому +159

      @@moldyboi9398 Idk why I put two of them but I was tired lol

    • @arventus
      @arventus 2 роки тому +24

      i dont get it

    • @moldyboi9398
      @moldyboi9398 2 роки тому +24

      @@rusoazul945 its cool man it my other comment was just an fyi

    • @FreeTheRats_
      @FreeTheRats_ 2 роки тому +147

      Yeah but he said it wrong, which is the idea. Because he said "preocupas" instead of "preocupes", which is not the conjugation you use.

  • @slayrandom9592
    @slayrandom9592 Рік тому +349

    “My ex still misses me , but her aim is getting better….her aim is getting better “

    • @dragonguy556
      @dragonguy556 Рік тому +35

      Ah hahaha! It's funny because marrige is terrible!

    • @CatNap-kb8cf
      @CatNap-kb8cf 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@dragonguy556*quickly rows away*

    • @zinnialynn9757
      @zinnialynn9757 Місяць тому +7

      What I love about this joke is that I'd heard it many times before - but the other way around. Stan making the joke that the ex wife is the one shooting at him instead of the other way around was the first tipoff I needed for how wholesome and loving of a character he would turn out to be.

    • @user-np6op7jr4u
      @user-np6op7jr4u Місяць тому +1

      WHAT!?

    • @LuisaNDiaz
      @LuisaNDiaz Місяць тому

      The joke in Spanish is literally "My ex-wife still want me, she still wants to hit me"

  • @laslalal8451
    @laslalal8451 6 місяців тому +157

    Fun fact: The giant dog at 4:13 is actually saying "Must distrust Grunkle" in reverse

  • @tentaclesmod
    @tentaclesmod 2 роки тому +13377

    I get the joke, but when you think about it, Dipper's internet history must be genuinely creepy in a non-lewd way. The kid is obsessed with the paranormal, that history must be filled with stuff like sites about the occult and ghot and ufos videos and pictures and so on.

    • @listed7568
      @listed7568 2 роки тому +168

      or its filled with woman

    • @akiterutsukishima3428
      @akiterutsukishima3428 2 роки тому +1620

      Or maybe Wendy in a swimsuit

    • @iilasduii6671
      @iilasduii6671 2 роки тому +1478

      @@akiterutsukishima3428 at night

    • @PureGarbageWithCheese
      @PureGarbageWithCheese 2 роки тому +1192

      Dipper probably goes to r/nosleep when he’s free and reads green text 4chan stories before he goes to sleep. He’s also subscribed to Rob Dyke.

    • @akiterutsukishima3428
      @akiterutsukishima3428 2 роки тому +511

      @@PureGarbageWithCheese Why did you just describe dipper in a perfect way?

  • @glitchgwen470
    @glitchgwen470 2 роки тому +9110

    2:18
    “Your body explained in horrifyingly uncomfortable detail” such a great way to describe the book

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm Рік тому +167

      Now I genuinely wanna know if that book exists

    • @anxie-tea9549
      @anxie-tea9549 Рік тому +96

      Both viewers and mable were left traumatized that day...

    • @zyxelztrife2408
      @zyxelztrife2408 Рік тому +64

      2:22🧠2:26

    • @mainingkaeyaismylife
      @mainingkaeyaismylife Рік тому +192

      2:23 Fun fact, the encoded text at the bottom reads:
      PUBERTY IS THE GREATEST MYSTERY OF ALL
      ALSO: GO OUTSIDE AND MAKE FRIENDS

    • @andreaspencer9710
      @andreaspencer9710 Рік тому +55

      @@ChaplainPhantasm not that book specifically, but when I turned 9 a bunch of my older women family members sent me a ton of books like that and my mom made me listen to her read and explain every page in every one of those books. And it was horrifyingly uncomfortable so maybe that counts

  • @SettiiiJetti-pj4nq
    @SettiiiJetti-pj4nq Рік тому +883

    Mabel gotta be one of the funniest characters I’ve seen in an animated shows
    “It’s covered in my blood sweat tears, and other fluids”
    Other fluids man…
    Seeing her get “high” as well was the funniest part I’ve seen from here as well.

    • @daniapfel9673
      @daniapfel9673 Рік тому +6

      Fluids man it's sperm right ?

    • @SettiiiJetti-pj4nq
      @SettiiiJetti-pj4nq Рік тому +59

      @@daniapfel9673 could be that, spit, and urine

    • @daniapfel9673
      @daniapfel9673 11 місяців тому +2

      @@SettiiiJetti-pj4nq I see

    • @dynamitoriel9056
      @dynamitoriel9056 11 місяців тому +52

      @@SettiiiJetti-pj4nq yep, adult audience would like think differently but for Marble she would likely think something more Innocently (that is until Stan teach her about Human body while she in Dipper body)

    • @bfdixiifanVicenteCases
      @bfdixiifanVicenteCases 9 місяців тому +14

      “ Hey Look! Wendy in a bikini!”
      *kills every teenager*

  • @Elgato4992
    @Elgato4992 Рік тому +701

    1:32 Bro got caught lacking💀

  • @howdydoo9148
    @howdydoo9148 2 роки тому +10425

    This show had way better writing than I remember

    • @rochellealansmithee7966
      @rochellealansmithee7966 2 роки тому +384

      It was legit PG Rick and Morty. So good.

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 2 роки тому +251

      just like fine wine, gets better with time

    • @lordpvt
      @lordpvt 2 роки тому +26

      @@Bruh-vd1pp true

    • @mr.iiconic
      @mr.iiconic 2 роки тому +171

      @@rochellealansmithee7966 I honestly think this is a far superior show to Rick and Morty. Just an opinion.

    • @doraeguyakaneddie6586
      @doraeguyakaneddie6586 2 роки тому +29

      @@rochellealansmithee7966 The Humor is more similar to early Simpsons

  • @co11in__18
    @co11in__18 2 роки тому +14388

    These aren’t all “adult,” per se… but they’re a PERFECT example of Gravity Falls humor :)

  • @f0xysamaz1ngw0rld8
    @f0xysamaz1ngw0rld8 Рік тому +451

    0:08 is probably the most adult humor one

    • @Redslayer88
      @Redslayer88 Рік тому +11

      Yes

    • @lucario293
      @lucario293 3 місяці тому +37

      Objection... You're honor may i present the evidence at 3:04

    • @A120AMIR12
      @A120AMIR12 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@lucario293no you can get away with it with the current context happening

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 5 місяців тому +157

    "Can I have my hands back? I have a certain gesture I'd like to share with you."
    Never ceases to make me laugh 😂

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 2 роки тому +17292

    this show is legendary. the fact that it has so many adult jokes and yet can still be labeled as a kids cartoon.
    ALSO THE FACT THAT MABEL LEARNED ABOUT SEX BEFORE DIPPER DID AND IS STILL ONE OF THE MOST INNOCENT CHARACTERS IN CARTOON HISTORY

    • @sophiegrey9576
      @sophiegrey9576 2 роки тому +1304

      And the entire thing with Weirdmageddon. Enough to give a grown ass adult nightmares. Present company included.

    • @jangamecuber
      @jangamecuber 2 роки тому +391

      1 2 3... Short term memory

    • @L-sillybrained
      @L-sillybrained 2 роки тому +1031

      I don’t think Mabel is innocent, shes more childish

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 2 роки тому +672

      @@L-sillybrained yup, there's a difference, just like there's a difference between age and maturity.

    • @r.y5463
      @r.y5463 2 роки тому +71

      Thx to grunkle stan that is

  • @MPHJackson7
    @MPHJackson7 2 роки тому +21275

    "Everyone likes sausage but no one likes to know how it's made"
    "You disgust me"
    I know this isn't the main joke of the scene but I still like this line.

  • @Roxelle.
    @Roxelle. 10 місяців тому +216

    2:56 I still remember my siblings asking our father why he was laughing on a scene when in fact I knew it was because Stanley called his left hand shakey. I held my laugh while I was thinking it

    • @kaysrandomchannel4618
      @kaysrandomchannel4618 8 місяців тому +27

      I remember my mom chuckling at the part where Stan was showing Mabel the book.

    • @sleepyjester
      @sleepyjester 3 місяці тому +10

      I JUST GOT IT LMFAO

    • @juansalamanca5967
      @juansalamanca5967 3 місяці тому

      Is it because it’s his jack off hand?

    • @catsoberno7416
      @catsoberno7416 Місяць тому +1

      I relished this is a joke now

    • @SubjectSigma18
      @SubjectSigma18 Місяць тому +2

      I don't get it, someone explain it to me please

  • @nova8byte
    @nova8byte Рік тому +50

    "Tell it to the adorable owl we dressed as a judge" HOOTY?!

  • @davidkonevky7372
    @davidkonevky7372 Рік тому +3922

    The puppy trafficking joke becomes even funnier when you see the show in order. On the episode before that, Stan becomes the mayor of gravity falls but gets fired after they found out all the amount of crimes he's involved in, one of them being puppy trafficking

  • @bassyxgrelle8659
    @bassyxgrelle8659 Рік тому +5880

    I love the fact that Grunkle Stan will do pretty much anything, is willing to break the law, and gives very little thought to ethics, but he draws the line at swearing around children. That's where he refuses to do something, like, "I just committed tax fraud! HE- *sees the kids* -CK YEA!"

    • @Seerow6
      @Seerow6 Рік тому +171

      Wait but in that one episode when he runs for mayor he says he’s going to teach kids how to swear

    • @Shion11037
      @Shion11037 Рік тому +64

      It's teaching not saying

    • @_iluvgravityfalls
      @_iluvgravityfalls 10 місяців тому +13

      2:24

    • @mylittlecircus
      @mylittlecircus 5 місяців тому +16

      “One does not simply, teach kids swears”
      Iykyk (I’m sure you do)

    • @Sapphire864
      @Sapphire864 3 місяці тому +6

      @@mylittlecircus very stanchurian

  • @takedamoonlight
    @takedamoonlight 11 місяців тому +74

    "Ah, It's just gonna be another goofy episode filled with silly jokes for kids"
    - Alex Hirsch

  • @FGTeeVFanNumber1
    @FGTeeVFanNumber1 Рік тому +52

    1:51 he said "Wait I'm Alone I Can Swear A SON OF A BIT-"

  • @kaylaberry2559
    @kaylaberry2559 2 роки тому +30989

    I cracked up when I heard Soos say “there are a lot of stars out tonight 😏…”😂

  • @adammyers7383
    @adammyers7383 2 роки тому +18849

    It’s unbelievable how much this show got away with.

    • @cirrosm9149
      @cirrosm9149 2 роки тому +286

      @@Libby_cas the end one was sus

    • @Edd829
      @Edd829 2 роки тому +203

      Dude you should see star vs the forces of evil💀

    • @cirrosm9149
      @cirrosm9149 2 роки тому +61

      @@Edd829 oh yes I remember we don't see but star sees Marco naked

    • @birodactyl_of_the_web
      @birodactyl_of_the_web 2 роки тому +133

      And yet disney didn’t allow any gay characters.

    • @birodactyl_of_the_web
      @birodactyl_of_the_web 2 роки тому +32

      @Paz yeah, let’s just hope that continues

  • @Schwabi
    @Schwabi 7 місяців тому +204

    "It´s like a crime scene in my mouth" (3:04) really got me

    • @derkananldernichtshochladt7094
      @derkananldernichtshochladt7094 5 місяців тому +8

      I'm not getting it

    • @Schwabi
      @Schwabi 5 місяців тому +1

      @@derkananldernichtshochladt7094 Same

    • @th3_r4t_k1ng
      @th3_r4t_k1ng 4 місяці тому +39

      @@derkananldernichtshochladt7094could be blood could be semen

    • @rafaelhines1178
      @rafaelhines1178 2 місяці тому

      @@th3_r4t_k1ng could be drugs

    • @Blue-bf8lv
      @Blue-bf8lv Місяць тому

      @@derkananldernichtshochladt7094 semen glow under UV light

  • @cyberrex7071
    @cyberrex7071 Рік тому +165

    1:31 This actually got me laughing hard. Poor Dipper!😂🤣

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 Рік тому +16

      Same. Mabel pulled a classic sibling move.

  • @plaguekidd6902
    @plaguekidd6902 Рік тому +5498

    3:41 In this scene alone we get illegal drug deals, a police ambush, and corruption of justice. This show operated on a whole different level.

    • @stickman7103
      @stickman7103 Рік тому +200

      4:11 what about this

    • @nhantnt
      @nhantnt Рік тому +14

      @@stickman7103 no.

    • @zaydanger5208
      @zaydanger5208 Рік тому +2

      @@stickman7103 a drug trip

    • @bluedrake1218
      @bluedrake1218 Рік тому +127

      I mean if you think about it, that candy was probably banned for having pixie dust as an ingredient... The similarities are a bit uncanny

    • @nellyyy6714
      @nellyyy6714 Рік тому +5

      Whaaa I don’t remember this episode!!!

  • @nathanwilliams9598
    @nathanwilliams9598 2 роки тому +8433

    Fun fact: there was a cut scene where dippy fresh tells dipper: "your hats on backwards!" Then flips his hat around. Then dipper says: "your HEADS on backwards!" Then straight up SNAPS HIS NECK.

    • @robloxpro947
      @robloxpro947 2 роки тому +647

      but disney isnt fun

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 роки тому +169

      Superman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
      Hahahaha! I’m sorry, it was too good to resist!

    • @fleurala
      @fleurala 2 роки тому +123

      @Cristofer Andrade but of course homophobic scenes and racism is allowed of course 🤭

    • @Ruby3P
      @Ruby3P 2 роки тому +27

      Yeahhh, better left out then in.

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 роки тому +76

      @@Ruby3P Yes, that would have been too violent seeing Dipper pull a Zod on that Mabel-fied version of himself.

  • @eusoueu5504
    @eusoueu5504 9 місяців тому +66

    "Its Like a crime scene in my mouth"
    Im dead 💀
    3:03

  • @mr1910sguy
    @mr1910sguy Рік тому +25

    "goodbye childhood"
    💀🗿

  • @ArtsyApple22
    @ArtsyApple22 2 роки тому +7020

    3:19 I love how Mabel just casually says “haha blackmail.”

    • @dennisunderscore
      @dennisunderscore Рік тому +151

      🤨📸

    • @goldenboybenny7511
      @goldenboybenny7511 Рік тому +70

      To me it’s just one of the many incidents that causes me to not like Mable.

    • @aubsmataubs
      @aubsmataubs Рік тому +168

      @@goldenboybenny7511 I wish I had blackmail for you…

    • @goldenboybenny7511
      @goldenboybenny7511 Рік тому +25

      @@aubsmataubs if you did I wouldn’t care
      send whatever dirt on me you find to everyone you know in the end you would be the one who looks worse for trying to publicly ruin someones reputation just because they made a comment you didn’t like on UA-cam about a fictional character.

    • @aubsmataubs
      @aubsmataubs Рік тому +132

      @@goldenboybenny7511 I’m going to politely ask you to chill. If you don’t like Mable, that’s fine! You don’t gotta go ballistic on me cause I replied a joke 🥶

  • @straightnochaser1992
    @straightnochaser1992 2 роки тому +8883

    The "it's funny because marriage is terrible" part caused both me and my godkids to break out laughing back when this was still on air. Best show Disney ever had.

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 Рік тому +24

    I was laughing my ass off to Mabel taking a shot of orange juice. It's so accurate down to the "cringe" face you make after throwing back cheap liquor.
    For a character that's known for wanting to prolong childhood, it's oddly _"mature"_ of her.

  • @SparemintThe93rd
    @SparemintThe93rd Рік тому +39

    Honestly, 1:37 might just be my favorite joke in the Whole Show!

  • @PuffyKat
    @PuffyKat 2 роки тому +5177

    The magazine in Stan’s treasure chest was called “fully dressed women tench coat Issue”

  • @theprimalmarleymax9820
    @theprimalmarleymax9820 2 роки тому +13143

    I actually died when Stan said “he may be little but he has big plans”
    Soos got me dead when he said “there are a lot of stars out tonight” 😩🥶

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 2 роки тому +327

      Mabel screaming sells the scene to me

    • @janjamesdegracia5190
      @janjamesdegracia5190 Рік тому

      wow you died twice and got resuscitated twice. Lucky
      (its a joke ok)

    • @Geskawary234
      @Geskawary234 Рік тому +49

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @sebastiantschatordai
      @sebastiantschatordai Рік тому +83

      I'm starting to think that you don't know what "actually" means.

    • @myntss
      @myntss Рік тому +41

      @@sebastiantschatordai is a joke

  • @Cheezy-ee4er
    @Cheezy-ee4er Місяць тому +2

    I like how 2:04 was basically Alex Hirsch Flipping Disney Off

  • @Kings-Mapping-And-Aviation
    @Kings-Mapping-And-Aviation 8 місяців тому +13

    "Look, Wendy in a bikini!"
    -Mabel, 2013.

  • @wickedshadesproductions5254
    @wickedshadesproductions5254 2 роки тому +5325

    Alex Hirsch battled Disney censorship during the production of Gravity Falls (he originally wanted to to be for ‘mature audiences’)
    Now the battle is being fought with Matt Braly and Dana Terrace

    • @QuestionMARK618
      @QuestionMARK618  2 роки тому +1043

      I know, he wanted way more adult stuff in Gravity Falls and he also wanted more LGBT representation of characters but Disney refused. Alex Hirsch had many crazy ideas that would be amazing for an adult audience, he even wrote so many episodes that got rejected after being too Adultish, after reading this comment I feel like changing the description to something else.

    • @wickedshadesproductions5254
      @wickedshadesproductions5254 2 роки тому +44

      @@QuestionMARK618 you can pin mine

    • @FlyingLine
      @FlyingLine 2 роки тому +347

      @@QuestionMARK618 This is one of the reasons why I'm really excited for his Netflix show, Alex said it'll have a little bit of Gravity Falls' flavour and it's made for a mature audience so there will be almost no censorship compared to this

    • @Kirokill1
      @Kirokill1 2 роки тому +28

      @@FlyingLine What is the show called?

    • @FlyingLine
      @FlyingLine 2 роки тому +77

      @@Kirokill1Nothing about it has been revealed so far, that includes the name

  • @arbusto9536
    @arbusto9536 2 роки тому +8611

    Just another goofy episode filled with silly jokes for kids! :)

    • @zulius7707
      @zulius7707 2 роки тому +46

      I love how no one’s replied on this and it has around 600 likes. It’s so weird. People have nothing to say? Why am I the only one?!

    • @Eden_9913
      @Eden_9913 2 роки тому +16

      @@zulius7707 you’re not alone

    • @zulius7707
      @zulius7707 2 роки тому +10

      @@Eden_9913 oh hello

    • @Eden_9913
      @Eden_9913 2 роки тому +8

      @@zulius7707 hai

    • @zulius7707
      @zulius7707 2 роки тому +8

      @@Eden_9913 I think this reply section is going to turn into a completely unrelated conversation lol

  • @batmanvsjoker7725
    @batmanvsjoker7725 5 місяців тому +10

    Love how Stan does a ton of morally questionable things but he refuses to swear around the kids lol

  • @blender-dq7yg
    @blender-dq7yg Рік тому +16

    3:43 breaking bad moment

  • @LalitoTV
    @LalitoTV 2 роки тому +2414

    Some of these are not even "adult" jokes, they're just jokes that work due to good writing
    I think people underestimate what the standard is for kids shows honestly

    • @LHSMeleeClub
      @LHSMeleeClub 2 роки тому +59

      absolutely. for that reason the humor of Regular Show for example is better than Close Enough.

    • @hwelse
      @hwelse 2 роки тому +7

      I mean, one of them was literally an ADULT('S) joke, so I can appreciate the humor in that.

    • @Bodacious_Crustacious
      @Bodacious_Crustacious 2 роки тому +8

      Exactly why a lot of them "especially on Cartoon Network" suck, they lack creativity, imagination, proper writing, or any lessons that are good for children to learn. Teen Titans Go is the prime example of a terrible kids show while Gravity Falls is the prime example of a great kids show.

    • @floydgamez3894
      @floydgamez3894 2 роки тому +3

      @@Bodacious_Crustacious i mean they made 1 good show with lots of humor, which is the amazing world of gumball

    • @Bodacious_Crustacious
      @Bodacious_Crustacious 2 роки тому

      @@floydgamez3894 Kinda went down hill for me but opinions are valid, and I won't deny there were phenomenal shows on there in the past.

  • @chickenO_Owings
    @chickenO_Owings 2 роки тому +3895

    Abuelita:I would like to see you settled before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels
    Soos: And with Grandpa
    Abuelita: No he is not there

    • @otterwithadarkside4422
      @otterwithadarkside4422 2 роки тому +175

      **looks at the ground**

    • @randoburr5201
      @randoburr5201 2 роки тому +98

      Did she murder her own husband?

    • @Corvusripper343
      @Corvusripper343 2 роки тому +128

      Plot twist: soos's grandpa is in hell helping the doom slayer, that's why he's not in heaven.

    • @ThePunchlineIsPorn
      @ThePunchlineIsPorn 2 роки тому +52

      @@Corvusripper343 Those demons aren't going to kill themselves

    • @shan3622
      @shan3622 2 роки тому +27

      He’s at H-E double Hockey sticks

  • @angeloftheaether6187
    @angeloftheaether6187 11 місяців тому +13

    The grandpa joke is my favorite line in the entire series. Hands down. I literally died laughing the first time I watched the show.

  • @MondyIndustriesIs_Bussin015
    @MondyIndustriesIs_Bussin015 Рік тому +29

    These went right over my head as a child and now I realize that I am in utter shock that my parents let me watch this show 😅😂😂

  • @mfisrae
    @mfisrae 2 роки тому +4747

    “Ya can look, but ya can’t touch...”
    “Not as creepy as Dipper’s internet history”
    “Hey look Wendy in a bikini!”
    “I made this sculpture with my own two hands! It’s covered on my blood, sweat, and other fluids!”
    Mabel is cursed.

    • @ushsproject
      @ushsproject 2 роки тому +381

      Oh my god. As a child I only thought the other fluids was snot and possibly tears and spit. And now...

    • @You-ye4xb
      @You-ye4xb 2 роки тому +109

      heh blackmail

    • @gingermaniac5484
      @gingermaniac5484 2 роки тому +213

      @@ushsproject that's still what she means, she's just a LIL kiddo, no way she'd...
      SHE MEANS SNOT AND SPIT OKAY??!?!?!?!?!!1!!?!1!?!
      SNOT
      AND
      SPIT

    • @You-ye4xb
      @You-ye4xb 2 роки тому +16

      @@gingermaniac5484 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @mrbigblox6646
      @mrbigblox6646 2 роки тому +197

      @@ushsproject I think that’s a bit TOO adult of a joke for Mabel. I always assumed it was meant to be urine haha

  • @briarmason8737
    @briarmason8737 2 роки тому +7213

    "Sure are a lot of stars out tonight."
    "Well, this is getting weird!"
    It's even weirder since Soos basically sees Stan as a father figure, even wanting to be adopted by him.

  • @_urlocaldumbdumb
    @_urlocaldumbdumb Рік тому +47

    0:24 when I was 7 and didn’t know what “gesture” it was but know I know its 🖕

  • @CyrusShameli
    @CyrusShameli Місяць тому +8

    "Sure are a lot of stars out tonight..." - Soos
    I literally died from laughter 😂

  • @saurie7861
    @saurie7861 2 роки тому +2142

    "Maybe if i cross my legs, no one will notice."
    -Dipper's thoughts, S2 E15

    • @underv3rse913
      @underv3rse913 2 роки тому +75

      This is a joke?
      *thinking about all the fanfiction about Billdip*

    • @oliverafton1444
      @oliverafton1444 2 роки тому +27

      Huh? I don't remember that.

    • @FlyingLine
      @FlyingLine 2 роки тому +190

      @@oliverafton1444 It's not said out loud, it just appears on a screen when Ford's mind reading device is showing what Dipper is thinking on a bunch of monitors

    • @oliverafton1444
      @oliverafton1444 2 роки тому +17

      @@FlyingLine Ahh... well... why would dipper say that tho?

    • @FlyingLine
      @FlyingLine 2 роки тому +95

      @@oliverafton1444 It might a memory rather than something he's thinking at that moment

  • @complex2live
    @complex2live 2 роки тому +4688

    One joke you forgot was a moment from Into The Bunker where dipper and Wendy get trapped in a closest, they bump into each other and if you look at dippers eyes during that scene, you may find a joke

    • @QuestionMARK618
      @QuestionMARK618  2 роки тому +729

      It Could've made the cut if I only have placed the deleted version from the storyboards.

    • @a.j.391
      @a.j.391 2 роки тому +197

      I would have given you a like, but you know… funny number

    • @rosestarofroseclan8094
      @rosestarofroseclan8094 2 роки тому +147

      @@QuestionMARK618 Oh they kept a little tidbit of the joke in the finished product.

    • @supersain2349
      @supersain2349 2 роки тому +32

      which episode

    • @qasimkhan8939
      @qasimkhan8939 2 роки тому +37

      What was in his eyes

  • @Flotasco
    @Flotasco 7 місяців тому +6

    In some way, Grunkle Stan smuggling pugs across the border is way worse than if it were illegal substances. The pugs being smuggled implies that people across the border are forbidden to own / restricted from owning them. The most likely reason for that would be, that the government doesn't want untrustworthy people to own pets / pugs. So Grunkle Stan most likely enabled shady people to obtain pugs, so who knows what they will do to them? Neglect them? Abandon them? Mistreat them? Eat them?
    Stan is still truely not what he seems.

  • @Duck_Fan_Productions
    @Duck_Fan_Productions 4 місяці тому +6

    "Dude you're laying on my bra" Gets me every time 😂

  • @siravyaverageyoutuber5802
    @siravyaverageyoutuber5802 2 роки тому +2035

    0:58 i can’t be the only one who thought they were about to get rick rolled

  • @blanked3
    @blanked3 2 роки тому +3397

    "goodbye childhood" that hit me like a rock 😂

    • @2ac4_87ack
      @2ac4_87ack 2 роки тому +63

      Yeah, I felt so bad for Mabel, she SO didn't deserve that.

    • @user-nf1bz3sn4z
      @user-nf1bz3sn4z 2 роки тому +9

      I still dont know where babies come from

    • @2ac4_87ack
      @2ac4_87ack 2 роки тому +8

      @@user-nf1bz3sn4z How old are you?

    • @NightskySkyler
      @NightskySkyler 2 роки тому +4

      @@2ac4_87ack he was probably joking when he said he didn't know

    • @2ac4_87ack
      @2ac4_87ack 2 роки тому +2

      @@NightskySkyler You don't know that?

  • @that_one_guy8126
    @that_one_guy8126 Рік тому +31

    No one’s gonna talk about 3:04 ? Dont even remember her saying that but it’s frickin hilarious

    • @dedebenissan8596
      @dedebenissan8596 11 місяців тому

      I don’t get it

    • @icry516
      @icry516 10 місяців тому

      ​@@dedebenissan8596search men jizz

    • @Rediski
      @Rediski 10 місяців тому +3

      @@dedebenissan8596well you better don’t 💀

    • @dedebenissan8596
      @dedebenissan8596 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Rediski I wanna know

    • @Rediski
      @Rediski 10 місяців тому

      @@dedebenissan8596 okay.. she’s talking about that sort of crime when she can get some white fluid in her mouth

  • @bongg_
    @bongg_ 9 місяців тому +6

    you put that one part at 4:20 i’m dead 💀

  • @zytrux1627
    @zytrux1627 2 роки тому +1479

    " *Wait, I'm alone! I can swear for real!
    ..... SON OF A-* "
    I love it

    • @danihamasaki
      @danihamasaki Рік тому +10

      in Latin Spanish it is much more censored, since it only says "miserable" (desgraciados in spanish).

    • @zytrux1627
      @zytrux1627 Рік тому +4

      @@danihamasaki as a guy from Latinamerica myself, I confirm that. And it's just not the same xd

    • @Mint_soda.
      @Mint_soda. Рік тому +6

      I was rewatching this show with my little sister and when i got to this part i muted the tv so my mom would not question what were we have watching, and also to protect my sister from swearing, in my dub (Brazilian portuguese) grunkle stan says "SEU FILHO DE UMA MÃE" that means you son of a Mother, sounds normal right, here in Brazil what stan said is just a minor way of saying YOU SON OF A B-, and what he said in the dub is technicaly a swear, so lets say he sweared here

    • @daniapfel9673
      @daniapfel9673 Рік тому +2

      @@Mint_soda. Very good

    • @angeloftheaether6187
      @angeloftheaether6187 11 місяців тому +5

      *SON OF A HOT AMERICAN PANCAKE!!!*

  • @lordbelou7279
    @lordbelou7279 2 роки тому +2187

    "It's like a crime scene in my mouth"
    That's probably the most "adult" jokes of them all
    Wendy's kinda the naughty type it seems

    • @2ac4_87ack
      @2ac4_87ack 2 роки тому +114

      Yeah, that girl knows how to do it. >:D

    • @4shir_jr698
      @4shir_jr698 2 роки тому +61

      I don't get that one, please explain

    • @isidorskogberg03
      @isidorskogberg03 2 роки тому +506

      @@4shir_jr698 Blacklights are used when investigating crime scenes, semen stains are very visible under blacklight

    • @4shir_jr698
      @4shir_jr698 2 роки тому +304

      @@isidorskogberg03 oh, okay. That joke was -deeper- dipper than I thought, lol

    • @nekowolf9422
      @nekowolf9422 2 роки тому +38

      Then cut to dipper saying he hates well putting his head back down with liquid all over his mouth

  • @NotRandomGamer
    @NotRandomGamer Рік тому +58

    I get all of these jokes except this one 4:26

  • @KaneLivesInDeath
    @KaneLivesInDeath Місяць тому +1

    5:00 - Out of all the jokes that got through the censored that surprise me because you'd think they wouldn't add them, THTA ONE is the most surprising...
    This is definitely a once-in-a-generation type of show!

  • @LifewithDwson
    @LifewithDwson 2 роки тому +1783

    “he may be little but he has big plans” had me screaming and laughing

    • @ATAS18.
      @ATAS18. 2 місяці тому +1

      1.6k likes but no replies? Let me fix that...

  • @devilskrill2333
    @devilskrill2333 2 роки тому +966

    4:12 the dog is actually saying in reverse “must distrust gruncle”

    • @arimars9565
      @arimars9565 2 роки тому +104

      Huh. That’s not foreboding or seems like foreshadowing

    • @minix07
      @minix07 2 роки тому +13

      @@arimars9565 yup

    • @ithurtswhenipee4526
      @ithurtswhenipee4526 2 роки тому +11

      @@arimars9565 it was in s1 cause he had the big machine thing

    • @supersayianfuturetrunks2236
      @supersayianfuturetrunks2236 2 роки тому +6

      As foreshadowing that sounds it's kind of true cuz you can hear it closely whenever he says it

    • @thevioletbee5879
      @thevioletbee5879 2 роки тому +3

      You could basically hear whatever in that scene if you put your mind do it.

  • @Mikeymilne1510
    @Mikeymilne1510 2 місяці тому +4

    “He may be small but he has big plans”😏

  • @Tea_Queen13
    @Tea_Queen13 Місяць тому +1

    Okay, the fact that Grunkle Stan wouldn't swear in front of Meb and Dip is really cute! Also, him explaining "The birds and the bees" to Dipper without trying to get out of the situation proves that he is an amazing and iconic Grunkle 😂

  • @kristyanrichtr8959
    @kristyanrichtr8959 2 роки тому +883

    1:55
    To this day, I really like the fact that Stan watched himself to not swear for real in front of the kids, even if they're 12, nearly 13 already

    • @tvs26
      @tvs26 Рік тому +36

      Yeah they’ve heard those words a lot probably

    • @13thKingMu
      @13thKingMu 11 місяців тому +41

      Both dipper and Mabel didn't want to hear it which means they already knew or heard about it at least once

    • @thenanterre_off
      @thenanterre_off 2 місяці тому +4

      He litteraly said "Son of a-" 😂😂😂😂

    • @jastro.
      @jastro. 2 місяці тому +3

      @@thenanterre_offbecause he thought he was alone, and that no one especially the kids would see it

    • @thenanterre_off
      @thenanterre_off 2 місяці тому +2

      @@jastro. Yes, no false.

  • @micaann7974
    @micaann7974 2 роки тому +2525

    2:38- 2:45 I laughed so hard 😂
    Stan: “Let it rip!”
    Soos: “Oh no *a letter rip*”
    Stan: “What the H?” - What the heck?
    😂😂😂

    • @morganv7895
      @morganv7895 2 роки тому +116

      He was trying to say “What the hell” lmao

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 роки тому +38

      (Letter H falls on Stan)

    • @KofiBanwell8
      @KofiBanwell8 2 роки тому +50

      Also they dropped the hard 'R'

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 роки тому +28

      @@KofiBanwell8 “It’s heaven’s punishment for our terrible taste in everything!”

    • @jonny45k44
      @jonny45k44 Рік тому +5

      That part is where I broke out laughing

  • @Crestalus
    @Crestalus 9 місяців тому +4

    3:00 “Shaky, Scratchy!”
    What he shaking 🤨

  • @qyasar8046
    @qyasar8046 Рік тому +8

    "This show is really funny with lots of jokes that go right over kids heads!"
    -Grunkle Stan

    • @T-Dawg75
      @T-Dawg75 Місяць тому

      Oddly enough, i thought of Shrek before…the show itself.

  • @Ray-su2oc
    @Ray-su2oc 2 роки тому +768

    I remember watching Gravity Falls when I was in elementary school, and my grandma was in the room with me. She asked me, “Are you sure this is a kids show?” And I said yeah cause I didn’t understand what she meant at the time, but after rewatching this show almost a decade later, I can definitely see why she was questioning it. 😂

  • @cringenamehere3920
    @cringenamehere3920 2 роки тому +794

    "I would like to see you settled, before I ascend into Heaven and live with the angels"
    "And with Grandpa"
    "He's. . not there"
    My favorite adult joke in this show tbh

    • @wingedwolf9568
      @wingedwolf9568 Рік тому +14

      What’s it mean? He’s in hell?

    • @cringenamehere3920
      @cringenamehere3920 Рік тому +32

      @@wingedwolf9568 yes

    • @Real69406
      @Real69406 Рік тому

      @@cringenamehere3920 😨💀

    • @TheDisturbingPanda
      @TheDisturbingPanda Рік тому +22

      How is it an adult joke tho? I'm pretty sure I understand it, I just don't know how it's supposed to be for adults

    • @UnkownUnkown01
      @UnkownUnkown01 Рік тому +7

      @@cringenamehere3920 oh god that was the joke? I thought it was A LOT darker than that

  • @Joemamakahgo11
    @Joemamakahgo11 Рік тому +10

    0:59 a normal person 😀) 0:59 a blind person💀

  • @OptimalHades80
    @OptimalHades80 8 місяців тому +2

    Mabel just got high on crack💀☠️⚰️🪦

  • @rhea3838
    @rhea3838 2 роки тому +817

    We all need to acknowledge the fact that THIS SHOW IS ABSOLUTE GOLD

  • @nihilsnake4017
    @nihilsnake4017 2 роки тому +266

    “Look! Wendy in a bikini!” “Really?! At night?” Dipper is a man of culture

  • @Asahamana
    @Asahamana 10 місяців тому +3

    You know I just realized something about The joke about Dippers internet history: its only creepy since he is googling about ghouls and ghosts 😄

  • @FaeFactor
    @FaeFactor 2 роки тому +669

    Also I know this is well known by almost all the fans at this point, but at 4:12 the dog is telling Mabel "don't trust grunkle" backwards. Things like that blew my mind when I watched it.

    • @nicholasho1595
      @nicholasho1595 2 роки тому +78

      I wonder if that means that grunkle stan was originally set to be an antagonist, since that episode was really early on.

    • @ElmKyh
      @ElmKyh 2 роки тому +22

      @@nicholasho1595 the dog said "must destruct grunkle"

    • @ayo.2022
      @ayo.2022 2 роки тому +28

      Same energy as "Stan is not what he seems"

    • @foiletta1987
      @foiletta1987 2 роки тому +10

      @@nicholasho1595 no it foreshadows the machine he made

    • @addieartist982
      @addieartist982 2 роки тому +6

      @Cristofer Andrade I think there's a hint about the vending machine at the end of episode 1

  • @Nicox-cw6zu
    @Nicox-cw6zu 2 роки тому +324

    The fully clothed women magazine had me rolling

    • @gickles8830
      @gickles8830 2 роки тому +3

      No we need to talk about that!!

    • @cradica
      @cradica Рік тому

      and this is a "TV-14" version ua-cam.com/video/F1wiSFML5rM/v-deo.html

  • @mayartrad4013
    @mayartrad4013 8 місяців тому +27

    3:31 “dude, your laying on my braw”💀

  • @ninameira1435
    @ninameira1435 Місяць тому +2

    2:18 "Your body explained in horrifyingly unconfortable details" Relatable

  • @cannedbread9214
    @cannedbread9214 2 роки тому +591

    2:07 This scene still gives me so much second hand embarrassment 😭

  • @tumkut
    @tumkut Рік тому +409

    *I died when mabbel says*
    *"not as creepy as Dipper's internet history, HEYOO!!"* 🤣🤣

    • @DARKMK-lj4bx
      @DARKMK-lj4bx 10 місяців тому +3

      His history on UA-cam his first thing is gacha h-

    • @candiicane9386
      @candiicane9386 9 місяців тому +2

      @@DARKMK-lj4bxSTOPP 😭😭😭IM DYING

    • @Wott248
      @Wott248 7 місяців тому

      ​@@DARKMK-lj4bxgacha what

    • @bushguy6339
      @bushguy6339 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Wott248gacha how to make a dog

    • @Wott248
      @Wott248 6 місяців тому

      @@bushguy6339 oh ok

  • @tylerhurst1046
    @tylerhurst1046 6 місяців тому +12

    Stan’s hands being called Shaky and Scratchy still blows my mind to this day that they got away with that😭

    • @chumbleham1566
      @chumbleham1566 4 місяці тому +1

      And I still don't get it

    • @chumbleham1566
      @chumbleham1566 4 місяці тому +1

      Please explain it asap I need to know

    • @T-Dawg75
      @T-Dawg75 Місяць тому

      I think i know…i need confirmation though lol

    • @ibeom_u
      @ibeom_u Місяць тому

      @@T-Dawg75I will confirm for u lol

    • @StillepicIdol15
      @StillepicIdol15 Місяць тому

      i get the scratchy hand but the shaky hand??

  • @yumegami1394
    @yumegami1394 9 місяців тому +4

    "There's nothing creepier than Internet History", damn she knows

  • @franciscobrosproduction8083
    @franciscobrosproduction8083 2 роки тому +322

    Dipper: I Hate this *Gargles* I Hate this
    Mabel: (Takes a picture with her camera) Ha BlackMail

  • @accintus_est_potentia
    @accintus_est_potentia 2 роки тому +171

    3:31 there wasn't even a try to hide that one

  • @axe-tq2wn
    @axe-tq2wn 10 місяців тому +5

    YOUR HEAD IS ON BACKWARDS

  • @Banner16
    @Banner16 9 місяців тому +3

    "it's just gonna be another goofy episode with silly jokes for kids."

  • @xXZookeeper11
    @xXZookeeper11 2 роки тому +538

    “It’s like a crime scene in my mouth” I just got that one after years damn

    • @hassanabdullah2425
      @hassanabdullah2425 2 роки тому +7

      Can you explain i dont understand

    • @laughsingay
      @laughsingay 2 роки тому +9

      I'm trying so hard to figure out what that means but I can't-

    • @paulstephens2861
      @paulstephens2861 2 роки тому +168

      @@laughsingay it's a blacklight. Blacklights are able to see things that weren't fully cleaned from something, like blood or... Semen.

    • @laughsingay
      @laughsingay 2 роки тому +10

      @@paulstephens2861 Ohhhhhhhhh thank you XD

    • @MegaGermanShepherds
      @MegaGermanShepherds 2 роки тому +2

      I still don’t get it.

  • @iwillpersonallyfindyou
    @iwillpersonallyfindyou 2 роки тому +311

    '' he may be little but he has '' big '' plans.. '' I CANT RN LMAO THE FACT I UNDERSTOOD IT

  • @Danielsheinkman
    @Danielsheinkman 2 місяці тому +2

    Disney: we have censorship and your cartoon is rated 12+.
    Alex Hirsch: I don't give a fuck.

  • @JDL2401
    @JDL2401 Рік тому +3

    4:08 Mable got... Ya know... 😅

  • @NoReplyAsset
    @NoReplyAsset Рік тому +202

    2:08 "ah, you're at that creepy age where you spy on girls." 😂😂