Honest Trailers | Every 2022 Pinocchio Movie
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Honest Trailers | Every 2022 Pinocchio Movie
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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The three Pinocchios are what art can be: a meme, an AI, a masterpiece
In other words:
A joke, a horrible mistake that shouldn’t exist, and God’s perfect masterpiece.
@@multiverse_media2023 Did you just call Del Toro “god”? Because I agree
I can’t wait for all of them to team up in Pinocchio: Nose Way Home
LOL XD
A fight to see who took away learning the most from humanity in their time.
literally clapped for this comment
@@brianhenry7348 Thank you!
Oh great, another lame marvel dick riding fan bringing up the multiverse where they all cross paths 🙄
Have to admit, the part where Pinocchio asked Gepetto why people love the wooden crucified Jesus but not him gave me the most awkward laugh of the whole movie.
Legit can't tell if you're joking or if this was actually in one of the movies
It's in the Del Toro one. Meant to be a solemn scene but the humor comes naturally.
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He was buried for three days and rose from the dead on the third day according to the scriptures.
Repent and believe on His name and you will be saved! God bless you and your family in Jesus mighty name.
@@braydynniewiadomski4006 how bout no
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Idk if you guys mention this in any extended cut, but Tom Kenny is somehow in all three of these movies, and in the Del Toro one he plays Mussolini.
Lol this should be a trivia in a Short tbh
he's actually not in all these three - he's not in the disney one. the third movie that he's in, pinocchio and the water of life, hasn't come out yet.
based
@@ErikaCartet wtf there's another one??? lmao. and he's voicing pinocchio this time
He will do anything lol. I hear his voice everywhere
That moment when Pinocchio said "Father when i can i leave to be on my own, i've got a whole world to see!" i immediately burst into tears, it was such an emotional line.
Worldussy*
I genuinely burst into tears from laughter
This and Morbius were hands-down the best movies this year. I cried during both. Truly emotional experiences.
Apparently, it’s Pinocchio-ing time
I probably could’ve taken that movie seriously if it weren’t for that voice
You got to appreciate the balls it takes to make different versions of the same movie three times in a single year
Well, they would all have been in production for years and probably weren't aware of one another
Guillermo's version did come with massive sized balls. Definitely not a children's movie by today's standards. It's closer to the Russian movie The Adventures of Buratino from 1959.
@@Merlincat007 It would be hilarious if they were aware and constantly watching over each other just to one up the other two
@@29jemo That would just be sad for the Disney and Russian versions haha
Happens all the time in movie production - a couple of competing stories on the same basic premise and some knockoffs. Could be coincidence or not. In this case, stop motion takes a long time so I think it's fair to say Guillermo del Toro had this idea in production for probably longer than Disney.
I love how he called him “yassified”
That’s the same way we have been describing him for several months
That's the same way humanity has been describing Paully shore in general for the last several decades......
@@Sonichero151
CHEDDAAAH
@@Sonichero151 Pauly Shore is like, 50% has and 50% THC
My mom had an English translation of the original book, which I read because it was there on our shelf, and it's dark. Like, Pinocchio accidentally kills another kid when he throws a book at him and it smacks him at the right angle in the head. Also, the cricket is a ghost cricket because Pinocchio squishes him at the very beginning and then is haunted by him. It's possible that James Spader's version was the most book-accurate.
You forget that Pinocchio was hanged (and the book almost ended there), Geppetto was put on trial (and maybe imprisoned, I can't quite recall) and a whole bunch of other stuff. It's considered the first book specifically aimed at children, and it didn't shy away from dark elements and moral teachings.
Yes, most of the fairy tales (edit: Disney movies and such) you grew up on are bastardized from really dark versions (edit: much darker stories in novels and such). Hunchback, Mermaid, etc
@@Ducky69247 the hunchback novel... wasn't a fairytale though?
@@elizabethmcwhorter3445 thanks for misunderstanding what I wrote though?
@@Ducky69247 In the original Snow White a kiss doesn’t wake her, he climbs abord and starts doing the deed to her unconscious body. That is what wakes her up
I remember when Hollywood made two Snow White movies in like the same month and that was considered weird
2022 is really one of a kind
Whats next 3 little mermaid movies the same week
The one that ended with boliwood style song was the good one
bugs life / antz
volcano / dante's peak
Jungle Book / Mowgli
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves & Robin Hood -- The Cave & The Descent
I love Pinocchio in the Shrek films! I especially love the scenes where he lying about wearing ladies’ underwear and where he tries not to lie about Shrek’s whereabouts.
That part is hilarious.
Man,
I really miss Shrek.
"On the contrary I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that i undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't." is one of the best Pinocchio lines ever.
When discussing Shrek's whereabouts, he just channeled every politician ever.
@@jeuryrabassa4724 same! 😂
Prefer in family guy
Guilliemo Deltoro's Pinocchio gave me much-needed feels. So good.
It made me contemplate life.
I cried like a little girl..
And I'm a 25 yo man
Guillermo del Toro is an artist. And has made better fairy tale movies than the House of Mouse could ever dream of.
For the del toro pinocchio movie, when Sébastien said at the end
"What happens, happens, And then....., we are gone" I actually cried. It was so beautifully bittersweet
I started crying an hour in and didn't really stop till the end. 100% made my top 10 of this year. I adore well-made "children's" movies.
The most depressing take on Pinocchio ever
ngl I started reading your comment and I thought it would be another morbius joke
I've seen too many memes and now my brain is rotten and can't take comments like this seriously
It’s an awful film with an apathetic message
Honestly Guilliemo Deltoro's pinnochio is a masterpiece.. The visuals and the storyline is amazing
Another win for Netflix, and a HUGE LOSS for both Russia and Disney.
Thank God that Chapek is gone, now Disney can get their animated head back in the game.
@@multiverse_media2023 Oh, they'll find a way to be irrelevant with Iger back. Like they always do. Disney's Marvel slate looks like a mixed bag. We got more stupid "live action" remakes coming. And the Lucasfilm slate looks uninspired at best.
@@jbvader721
Doubt the live action will continue. Not unless we do something about it by preaching to Disney how live action sucks.
@@multiverse_media2023 The only way the live action remakes will stop is if people stop buying tickets to see them. Disney is all about the Benjamins.
@@jbvader721
Doubt it.
If I had a nickel for each time a Pinocchio film was released in 2022 I would have 3 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened three times.
Honestly, I’m just grateful to have outside confirmation that I haven’t just been feverishly hallucinating multiple feature films about the same IP all year
You didn’t acknowledge how Tom Kenny was not just in the Russian one, but was ALSO in the Del Toro one
Also apparently he will be Pinocchio in the one next year too.
AND plays Benito Mussolini in the GDT version!
I've just read three mildly astonishing things back-to-back in this thread.
Everyone:so Which Pinocchio u gonna be in?
Tom kenny:Yes
I like puppets
We almost had 4 Pinocchio movies this year, the last one got pushed back to next year. Even weirder, 3 out of those 4 would have had Tom Kenny in them (Geppetto for True Story, Mussolini for the Del Toro one, and Pinocchio for Waters of Life).
I was wondering why they only did 3
This timeline has to be another one's weird alternative reality.
nah, the 4th he just plays spongebob
Wait what was the 4th one going to be
@@Musicanimedork01 Pinnochio.
What a year for Pinnochio
-A Farce dub
-An uninspired remake
-A genuine passion project
I'm real happy for Del Toro's take because the other two really began to make me think the original tale wasn't all that good to begin with. I bet "Little Mermaid" is going to be in the cards for multiple releases next year too.
and then there's the fourth movie that was originally supposed to come out this year but was pushed to 2023.
And Lou Wilson playing Pinocchio in Dimension 20
on my UA-cam channel, i do food reviews while I’m super high‼️😅
Ah yes the little mermaid, with even more black people!
Have you read the original stories? They are not that great. I'm not sure why it's been adapted so much.
"Forrest Stump" and "Mourning Wood" were hilarious!! 😂😂😂
Fun fact: the actor who played Pinocchio in soviet version (Buratino) voiced circus master in "True Story" (original, of course. Not dubbed)
You could've made that story so much better (read: more confusing) if you'd opened it with, "True story:..." 😆
The fact that the live action Disney version, nearly used that exact same Shrek gag in their movie, should speak volumes
Del Toro's one was damn beautiful. I still have "Ciao Papa" singing in my head
Jesus Christ died on the cross for the sins of the world to save mankind from death and hell and offer instead the gift of forgiveness and eternal life.
He was buried for three days and rose from the dead on the third day according to the scriptures.
Repent and believe on His name and you will be saved! God bless you and your family in Jesus mighty name.
GDT's Pinocchio is what we get from a filmmaker who is actually passionate about the craft.
Love the Lily's Garden cameo! Those ads were so dramatic and engaging, and far outdistanced the game.
I also adore the 2019 with the "creepier" Pinocchio.
MeatCanyon made the creepiest one
Del toro version is pretty good. The only thing I liked in the disney version this year is that the cgi work on honest john is really really good. Someone worked hard to make it look natural and the facial expressions.
It's like different people worked on each character, because he does not look like he belongs there
@@liviekumori he almost looks like a repurposed Robin Hood model from a remake Disney decided to scrap
@@TheHanako Oh god please no
@@liviekumori I agree. We don't need anymore live action remakes lol. I just wanted to point out that the fox looked great. Curious if they took parts from zootepia and incorporated some of the basic stuff and used that for honest john.
@@foxhound13 in my appartement we all work in 3D. My roommate worked on the the Disney's pinnochio in the animation department and he told me the animators had the most fun animating the fox
Formerly working on the California Raisins always proves to be a fine wine when it comes to making a great Pinocchio adaptation.
"This is offensive to Christians, AND prunes!"
@@oomflem shut up Meg!!
Not sure why, but we would watch Shrek 2 when we got back from the bars in college. "It's a thong!" never ceases to make me laugh
Thongs are just funny.
Because Shrek 2 is awesome, that's why
What kind of women’s underwear? 🤣
They mentioned that Tom Kenny played Geppetto in the 1st one, but I wish they mentioned that he also played Mussolini in the del Toro one
Duality of Man
It can’t be understated how good del toro’s version is. The handcrafted stop animation is wonderful and it’s a very well told and mature version of the story. Hope it gets plenty of love
"It's not fair!!
You said, 'In this world, you get what you give' and pinocchio, well he gave everything he had!"
That broke me.
We can laugh about Cameo, but I hired the Epic Voice Guy himself to record voiceover parts for my dad’s 70th birthday video, and the family is unanimous that it was the most badass gift ever.
That is badass!
"In a film, thats only worth watching to check in on how many holes long-covid has put into Tom Hanks brain." Thats just brutal guys 💀
Warranted.
It’s says so much when the only Pinocchio movie this year that succeeded was the one from a live action filmmaker that actually cares about animation.
Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio was the best one. Genuinely tear jerking, dark but still with heart, and Tom Kenny does the ebst fake italian accent possible.
And I used to have a dvd of that Pinocchio Punk 2099 movie. I have vague memories of it, to the point some may just be part of a fever dream. Or not. Who can tell with movies from the 2000's.
Didn't Tom Kenny retire from voice acting after he suffered a stroke?
@@TheWarmachine375 I know Tom Kane had a stroke, but I didn't hear about Tom Kenny having one. Or were you also thinking of Tim Curry?
@@thedrewdog Oh Tom Kane. My bad. Sorry, that's my mistake.
@@TheWarmachine375 Oh you're good. I just thought I had missed news about Tom Kenny having one too, strokes terrify me, it's like having your brain shut off -- with a chance of being bricked upon rebooting.
@@thedrewdog True. I remember Tom Kane nearly lost his voice when he had a stroke. Fortunately he recovered but had to retire from acting.
His last voicing was the Narrator in the first episode of Bad Batch Season 1.
Who had it in their 2022 bingo card that this was going to be the year of Pinocchio?!
The game ad reference was so painfully accurate.
Okay but you got to admit that the'90s Jim Henson Pinocchio the puppetry was pretty good
7:01
“Mourning wood” was the cherry on top lmaooo😂😂
Pinocchio had so many remakes that he can legally join Marvel or DC cinematic.
He joined Marvel. Remember the James Spader version?
Three Honest Trailers in one? What a treat! Epic Voice Guy, will you please say, “Get in, loser, we’re going to save the world!”
Someone a decade from now is gonna do a video essay dissecting the cultural zeitgeist of 2022 and how Pinocchio fits in
The donkey scene still scares me today
I can't tell if that Pauly Shore voice was added in or that was the actual voice used in the movie.
It was the actual voice.
And that is the same guy gave the most iconic line: "Leaning tower of Cheeza!" From Goofy Movie.
I also initially thought it was fake, but it is, tragically, 100% real.
Fun fact: the film was actually recast *with* him.
I was really hopeful there would be some joke about Tom Kenny playing both Gepetto in the Pauly Shore movie and Mussolini in the Del Toro movie.
Truly three of the movies of all time.
I wish I didn't get to know that first Pinocchio movie showcased in this trailer. Thanks guys.
Really? I kinda want to watch it now. 🤣🤣🤣
@@NFEC84 Lol, the problem is that I don't drink so I can't enjoy it brother.
1:56 shameless plug!
Now I can make him voice an R18 Sonic fanfiction
Pauly Shore's run up to the window is great. He is one of one.
3:36 context or no context, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
And montioccho is their BooOOOoOSsSss
7:11 surprised you didn’t mention Blade Runner 2049
A movie about an artificial person who searches for proof that they are a real boy, finds his father in the pleasure land of Vegas, and has to rescue him from the belly of a sinking ship in the sea.
If I had a nickel for every bad 2022 Pinocchio movie, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.
That Doofenshmirtz reference
Jesus Christ died on the cross for the sins of the world to save mankind from death and hell and offer instead the gift of forgiveness and eternal life.
He was buried for three days and rose from the dead on the third day according to the scriptures.
Repent and believe on His name and you will be saved! God bless you and your family in Jesus mighty name.
But only one was truly bad; the other was "so bad, it's good" :)
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5:57, believe it or not someone wrote a story that considered the horrific implications of Pinocchio type stories 65 years before Collodi wrote Pinocchio, it’s called Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
01:45 the best bit, "Lily's GARDEN" 😂😁😆😆
Guillermo Del Toro's Pinnochio is a masterpiece.
Change my mind.
No need
For me it almost was, except for the songs that were unnecessary and kind of awful.
2:17 What even is that line
You forgot the actual best adaptatio of Pinochio - AI:Artificial Intelligence by Steven Spielberg.
A true masterwork that is even bleaker than the GDT movie.
I always thought a Spielberg movie about a little boy robot looking for love sounded more like an SCTV version of a Spielberg movie than the the actual thing.
Except for where Spielberg tacked on his nonsense coda to what was **clearly** Kubrick's intended ending.
Nah the best Pinochio adaptation is Astroboy, change my mind
@@lucas9928 Ooh, excellent example!
I was not expecting a chat hanks cameo on this video but I cannot stop laughing
He wasn’t kidding either: Chet Hanks had a surprisingly great cameo in an episode of Atlanta. It was an excellent bit of stunt casting.
Guillermo Del Toro’s “Pinocchio” is a masterpiece, & it definately makes up for Disney’s “live-action” remake.
Like the divisive “Jeffrey Dahmer” show starring Evan Peters, del Toro’s take on Pinocchio is another big hit that Netflix desperately needed!
my conspiracy theory is that Disney made the live action one to confuse older Oscar voters, to attempt to rob the Del Toro one of best animated feature
7:44 And the Award for Greatest Version of A Childhood Character is... Pinocchio (Shrek version) 👏👏👏
“I’m uh… wearing ladies underwear.”
@@multiverse_media2023 "well are you?"
Pauly Shore deserves a best actor nomination. Such a powerful performance
It's absolutely amazing how well Pauly Shore plays being Pauly Shore, they should definitely cast him in a Pauly Shore biopic.
@@Storyquest but....they want people to *watch* a movie, and have it make money ;)
0:32 this is so hilarious and screenshot worthy. 😆
Let’s be real, 2022 marks the year of Pinocchio.
Seriously Pinnochio 2019 is *AMAZING*
If I had a nickel for every time a Pinocchio adaptation came out in 2022... you know the rest
I know they're not exactly running on the same track, but I really like Lou Wilson's version of Pinocchio in Dimension 20. There's really something to a Pinocchio that snapped his nose off so he could be a semi-successful con artist.
One of my favorite movies of all time, actually, is a 1987 Filmation entry entitled Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night. So don't worry about "running on the same track" ;)
When Pinocchio snapped his fingers and destroyed half the puppets in the universe, I was so moved. Such a bittersweet sacrifice.
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I love how you channeled your inner Rick when you said the Merry Christmas line at the end. You almost sound like you're about to ralph at the maaaas bit
Thank you for the mentioned of The Adventures of Buratino (Приключения Буратино), this was my childhood movie that I liked and don't forget the 50's cartoon version that I liked it, too.
4:34 😂 only if they added Palpatine saying My boi (for no reason) it’s just funny
Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".
I was hoping for the "you've been lectured by three different clowns but the only clown I see is you" line by the jimminy cricket horse
Please say "Save the cheerleader, save the world" in your epic voice.
My favorite Pinochio movie is the one by Guillermo del Toro that one was very well made
The best thing to come from Disney's newest Pinocchio is Honest Trailers showing Chet Hanks Jamaican impression... Big Ups!
Omg i got a disney plus ad for this exact movie on this video, something tells me they haven't exactly watched the review
The one that was even more terrifying in the TV Show Once Upon A Time
Del torro version was a masterpiece
Way better than Disney and Russia’s versions.
This honest trailer is a masterpiece.
The first Pinocchio trailer has made me do something I haven't before with an Honest Trailer. The movie was so bad, I ignored the jokes and skipped some of it. You couldn't make it better enough for me. I'm stunned. It was horrific.
For your first Honest Trailer of 2023, could you do _Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery?_
I know the February version of Pinocchio isn’t exactly good but can we just appreciate Tom Kenny for a moment? The dude’s been doing voice acting for years and I have nothing but respect for that man. I hope he’s doing well
....Yeah about that...
I appreciate the whole thing! It's not every day Pauly Shore can get me to care enough to *own* a movie he's in!
“Mourning wood” I spit out my tea!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
So, Pinocchio evolution in 2022 is:
Fruity Pinocchio - Meh Pinocchio - Very Good Pinocchio
Del Toro's Pinocchio is so good Cate Blanchett said she had to be in it and he told all he had left to cast was the monkey and she said she'd be a pencil for him.
2:42.... What?..... WHAT?!
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This one has to be my favorite video so far! I busted out so many times!
The best episode that I've ever seen! Thanks!
Say "Happy 2023!"
5:38, for some inexplicable reason
This one was hilarious. Great job Jon and team
the most 90s version possible is a classic
Imagine showing this video to someone like 10 years ago...... how far cinema has fallen
We all can agree that Guillermo Del Toro is the BEST Pinocchio ever!
Agreed.
Yes💯😁
No the OG Disney one is
@@helwrecht1637 hahahaha no is not
@@helwrecht1637 I honestly agree because it’s such a classic. People can say what they want about it, but this specific version means the most to me than the other ones
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This is a very helpful guide for someone who hasn't watch any yet. Thank you!
Pinocchio, a true story
is my favorite version 😂
2:10 oh my god
Can't believe most light hearted moments of guillermo del toro's pinocchio is Pinocchio dying multiple times
And making a play where he makes poop jokes at Mussolini's expense.
1:56 - I appreciate and respect that selfburn quite a lot! 😂
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