There is absolutely no way the voice actors were being serious. They probably saw how cheap this was gonna be and just decided to have fun and troll a little.
I love how we never find out what Pinocchios dream is, he just goes off and tries to chase after a girl with blue hair and pronouns. It’s honestly in character 😭😭😭
@@jocelynecupcake no it's not thay bad, but like... the girl's hair is animated sooo smoothly compared to basically everything else??? for what reason?? it looks kinda weird
I think there's a goldmine in the Sussynocchio cinematic universe. They don't even need the Russian studio since all they need is Pauly Shore and the rest of the cast cause the visuals aren't memorable.
The only value this movie could theoretically have is if this gay-ness is intact in the original Russian, then it could work as a sort of subversive anti-government thing, like Slineko
It’s honestly hilarious how Tom Kenny’s vocal talent was wasted on this so much that he voiced in the superior Guillermo Del Toro version which the success of it was a big compensation for him
There is absolutely no way the voice actors were being serious. They probably saw how cheap this was gonna be and just decided to have fun and troll a little.
I hope so. It makes for a much more fun explanation.
Well despite it being cheap, its WAY BETTER than the Disney versions
@@jocelynecupcake It’s definitely more entertaining
@@merlinho0t yeah, and less creepy. I know I hate the old Disney version and most people don't but I don't understand why people like it
FR💀
“WE HAD SO MUCH BUDGET WHAT DID YOU SPEND MOST OF IT ON”
“The girls hair”
It moves so smoothly, it looks like she's underwater.
They stole it.
you best believe they spent it all on paul shore, and good investment too!
That thing has a life of its own
Cocaine
*”skideeskideeskideeskidee” HAD ME ON THE FLOOR DYING 💀*
Gen alpha kids be like
My headcanon is that is femboy Pinocchio's giggity giggity
Same 😅
I like how concerned his dad looks in every scene 💀
*daddy 😏
Felt
Old timer wasn't ready for this world.
@@BigKnecht fr
It's gepetto bro.
Budget distribution for this movie:
10% for the plot
5% for the voice actors
85% on the girl's hair
Yo no it's more like 50% the girls hair, 20% voice actors and 30% plot, it's a great movie! Better than the creepy Disney versions
You're forgetting about his high quality material
The animation: 😭
"You're too, unusual for this world..." 6 seconds later: **Talking cat with weird outfit and standing on 2 legs**
said Gepetto to the talking horse. 😂
WITH A GUN!
Not to mention carrying a whole ass pistol.
The comments have me dying
Theyre all homophobic 😭
The whole scene of pussicchio asking Tybalt to be his daddy and Tybalt himself questioning their relationship... Like... What's going on👁️👄👁️
THE HORSE'S NAME IS "TYBALT"??? I thought he was keep calling the damn horse "Tibbles"
@@HawShule lol everyone thought his name was Tibbles because of the VA pronunciation, until the dad said his name 😭💀
PUSSICHIO HAHAHAHAHA IM DEAD
@@HawShule I thought his name was "Teabold "or smth like that...
I thought his name was like Tybault or Tibault, but I like Tibbles too
0:23 IM A *BŒY* AND I’M *ALIÆAÆAÆVE* 💀
So if Pinocchio knew he was a boy, does that mean Gappetto made him ya know...... one of those......?
@@Monkey-081hs oh… 😀
@@Monkey-081hswhy else do you think a weird old man living in the middle of no where would built a little wooden boy?
@@Oblivitana He wanted a son/grandkids in the og
@@Monkey-081hs dude, just say gay 💀
i nearly woke up my family laughing at 'worldussy'
I died laughing SO MUCH!! 🤣🤣🤣
ɪ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜssʏ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ's sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴘᴜssʏ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴜʜ-sᴇᴇ
Pinocchio: *just casually exists*
The talking cat: Mamma Mia! A wooden boy. *starts shooting*
Mama Mia
A wooden boiiii
My my I guess I’ll start blasting
300th like
The horse and Pinocchio had more chemistry than Bella and Pinocchio in the entire movie.
dad and son relationship
@@killerzombie555DADDY and son 💅💅
@@mahnoorahmad1690I prefer seeing Tybalt and Leonardo Davinci father as a closeted gay couple raising Pinocchio, but you do you
when material was playing, the lip sync was weirdly good
Especially the "Miami 💅"
Better than the actual movie syncing🤣
2:04 ??
@@B0MBS_H0MEits 0:38
[0:26] "Even if they find me, I can pretend to be a tree stump." LMFAO I'M DIEING, THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS PINOCCHIO 💀
THAT PART HAD ME DEAD 💀 WHAT WAS HE GONNA DO-
PFFTTHHAHAHAHA
LMAO
I love how we never find out what Pinocchios dream is, he just goes off and tries to chase after a girl with blue hair and pronouns. It’s honestly in character 😭😭😭
It was the worldussy
@@yuki97kira that only makes sense
1:10 bro got straight up shot by a cat standing on 2 legs💀
Bruh these is nothing straight about this guy.
the gun wasnt even pointing in his direction dude missed by so far
You mean *gay* up shot?
Skiddi😭😩skiddi🤪🤪✨✨🥵🥵skiddi✨✨🤪😏😭skiddi😩😩😏😏🥵🥵✨✨😭😭
HELPP😭😭
Skiddi tolet
I just heard this at like 1 in the morning and i started goofily giggling and casually cackling im dead lmao
Pinocchio sounds drunk throughout the whole thing and I just keep expecting him to throw up/ pass out 💀
Because he’s voiced by Pauly Shore who is known to have absolute stoner comedy.
Which is why I like it
The way he says "It's just me 💅" kills me every time lol
Why is it so hilarious how he says it
"he's special" said the talking horse.
"I like women" * Pinocchio's nose grows*
Nah he's a homoflexible king ❤
Thank you DADDY! I knew you wouldn't say no! *skidiskdiskidi!*
Still a better version than the real life one Disney made
Live action*.
The real life one is carlo collodi director's bizarre thing.
Significantly better!
YES
Still better than BOTH Disney ones....
Seriously idk why anyone would choose to watch a movie made in 1940 over a movie made in 2022
@@jocelynecupcakeit has better qualities better voice actors better story
As a British horse rider I can confirm we all ride bareback and sing our praises to the king as we leap through a window onto our unsuspecting horse
My horse would definitely call me a clown if she could😂
Is the skideeskideeskidee required?
Ok but bareback in this context 💀💀💀
1:25 why did he say it like that😭
why did they spend 3/4 of the budget on the girls hair 😭
The animation's not THAT bad. You're just used to Disney/Pixar stuff
@@jocelynecupcake no it's not thay bad, but like... the girl's hair is animated sooo smoothly compared to basically everything else??? for what reason?? it looks kinda weird
LMAO “from the BOTTOM” *shows pinochio*
that feeling when dubbing makes a cartoon 1000 times better
The fact that the lip sync doesn't even go with what they're saying is murdering me
Exactly😭
Y'know how dubs are :P
It's a dub. The original is Russian
cuz the movie is originally russian, the lip sync was made for the russian lines. It is dubbed in english
"I have to tell you something. I don't even like you!" 😂💀
the way he said "ItS JuSt MeEeEee" was so fruity oml 🤣
1:32 Dee skidee skidee skidee (what I hear)LANKA!
Why does he sound like Quiqmire hha
0:36 Material girl😂😂
"reehskidiskidiskidi, RHAKDHA! "
True art.
0:49 WORLDUSSY🤑
He has the whole ✨ WORLDUSSY✨
''But the real clown here is you pinoccio''
The horse has better voice acting than Pinocchio.
He's voiced by John Header
“YASS TYBALT” had me dying
IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AT 0:42 IM RIGHT NEXT TO MY DAD- 😭
Pinocchio is just speaking in caps constantly lmao
"i wanna be like everyone else... but ig im just doomed to be gay" GOODNIGHT
I LOVE HOW YOU MADE IT GAY INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT IN THE TITLE😂
2:20 THATS IT THATS IT IM DEAD IM DECEASED 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
0:01 literally one second into the video and I'm already laughing my ass off 😭
0:58 i like how the way they were edit made them look like their frustrating not to say GAY
lol
I think there's a goldmine in the Sussynocchio cinematic universe. They don't even need the Russian studio since all they need is Pauly Shore and the rest of the cast cause the visuals aren't memorable.
The rest of the cast? Excuse me Tom Kenny totally killed it as Jepetto! Also this is way better than the old Disney version
This movie makes my brain hurt but it also makes me so fucking happy and I have no idea why.
im just doomed to be gay👁👄👁
I only clicked because the title is hilarious but I dont regret it
I can't keep up with Pauly Shore 😂
The only value this movie could theoretically have is if this gay-ness is intact in the original Russian, then it could work as a sort of subversive anti-government thing, like Slineko
0:30 bro just...😭whyyyy
THE CAPTIONS MAKE IT SO MUCH BETTER BROO 😭
There's no captions for me 😭😭😭
fAther telL me 💅💅 whEn can I leAve to be On my oWnnnNn 🤨🤨💅💅 i'vE got tHe wHolE woRlduSsyyy 💅💅💅✨✨💄
I have no idea why but the animation gives me big barbie nutcracker vibes.
All of the movie budget went into animating Bella's hair.
1:04 DUDE ⚰️⚰️⚰️
“Skideeskideeskideeskidee” omg it really feels like they DIRECTLY translated it directly from Russian to English in google translate
Nah the voice after must have been laughing his ass off
2:12 I want to be like everyone EALLZZ
I RED THAT AS BALLS 💀
Not me hearing “from the POOSÆY” of my heart
Hahahhahahaha this has become one of my favorite videos EVER! Thank you for the laughs
1:58 😭😭😭😭
This whole movie is high quality material
The wooden Curt hummel , and I oop, skedee skedee skedee 😆
Pinocchio was carved from the tree trunk cause it’s the bottom of a tree 🙏
Yeahhh.. this is full on fruity asf I can't lmao- 💀
'Worldussy' LMAO
He sounds like flamingo at 1:37
the fact that flamingo is playing on my tv rn💀
Blud replied an year later 💀
Skideee-skidee-skidee! Lach-a!
I just love how perfectly synced the voice audio and the mouth movement totally are
Pinocchio sounding like Frankenstein saying he's alive
"Dee skidee skidee"😂😂
Pinnochio be sounding like a drunk zesty boy that blue haired girl sound like an anima girl 😭🖐️
This dub sounds like parody itself
When the talking horse tells you you're too gay for this world it's probably meant something.
this is so underrated
tybalt is such baddie💅
gurl tybalt is a WHORSE
@Jamstar , omg ur right!!!💅😍🫦
"✨eeh skidi skidi skidi BlUnkAh✨"
*dee skidee skidee skidee* 💀
Yah-cha! Hahaha! Bai daddee bai bai!
is the old man tom kenny?
Tbh I want another Pinocchio but make him way sassier and with a high asf sounding story.
Not the worldussy
The budget was so cheap they hired a zesty man 💀💀
Pauly Shore is a legend!!!!!!
Is this the truly voice of Pinocchio?? Or is this just a *FANDUB???*
no that’s literally his voice lmfao 😭😭
His original voice in Russian sounds better, but yeah, this is the official English dub
That's just how Pauly Shore sounds 😭😭
his voice is so obnoxious 💀
she got Bratz hair physics broo
0:42
I've got the whole worldussy
Pinocchio a bottom queen
0:13 oh that sounds like when you open a bottle of poppe....eerrr, nevermind
And that my friends is why this movie just won an Oscar
I don’t know why but worldussy is seriously hilarious
0:23 That little ah~~~ tho 💀
Gotcha.
It’s honestly hilarious how Tom Kenny’s vocal talent was wasted on this so much that he voiced in the superior Guillermo Del Toro version which the success of it was a big compensation for him
Bruh, why is the horse saying "special" with his face like "😈", don't tell me that he already hit the Pinoccussy 💀
Yesss tybalt 😩
I hAvE a SpEcIaL mOsT tReAsUrEd DrEaM
Wait what was the context of him asking the horse to be his dad? 😂
i can't even imagine 😭
they spent all the budget on the girl's hair
"you are too unusual for this world"
man, you are the one who talks to the horse.
Pretty weird how the talking cat with a gun is scared of a wooden boy, but then again, What do I nose?
0:42 this is definitely fruity 💅