100% this, let Guga make him a cheap and easy steak he can make daily and let Guga make the best steak he can for him, to open his eyes to what it could be
I'm middle class and I also take home handfuls of Chipotle forks... I thought I was the only one 😂 I hate doing dishes but I like keeping my sink clean lol
Lol this reminds me of John gravitate character in that movie where he gets alien powers. HIS BUDDY goes on radio every night and has a terribly dirty house then this lady shows up as his house cleaner. And changes his life.
A video about a $2 steak and a potato. Then a video savaging it. Then a video reflecting on the savaging video. And its all content i enjoy, don't know if that's a good or bad thing.
Asmand puts out an ungodly amount of content. I'm always shocked how he has the energy to give actually go insight and commentary on most of the reaction content.
@@Pacifica_909 if you couldn't care less about societys norms, then of course you're going to feel liberated. Now, I think having moldy food in the fridge, dead rats in the house, and dirty dishes in the sink is kinda nasty but it's his house he can do what he wants. If he's happy, good deal, it's not like I'm ever going to go to his house.
I have a pancake pan and mini pancake pan for mini pancakes because sometimes I don’t want to eat a full pancake but I’m thinking about getting an XL pancake pan so I can eat one big pancake instead of two medium pancakes so it feels like I’m eating one pancake.
@@theloots original video says 11 months ago search steak in his videos and you'll see the video that the people reviewing the video are referring too.
I absolutely lost my mind when Asmon said "What do you mean? It comes from the refrigerator. The fridge doesn't go to sleep and stop reirrigating the meat."
@@RoeShamBoe I'm just now getting a single notification, I had no idea anyone liked this post and only got 1 comment notification from RoeShamBoe (you), but how did I butcher "refigerate" so bad?? Maybe auto correct or something, who knows.
I grew up eating those 2$ steaks, and I can say they taste exactly how they look. Somewhere between soft homemade jerky and a old belt, but lemon pepper flavored.
By eating it and stacking it with dr. Pepper you can reach so far into the negatives you cause an integer overflow and go back to 17892801 intelligence
if the pan is a stainless steel pan, you need to pre heat the pan until it smokes. Then, once the pan starts to smoke turn the heat to medium low. give it a minute to cool, and add oil or butter or both. And you should be able to cook in the pan and have minimal clean up.
You don't need to heat it up till it smokes lol, just wait till the water droplets have the leidenfrost effect....which is a lot earlier before the pan starts smoking.
Asmongold: I eat ice cream sandwiches every single day because why not be happy everyday? Asmongold 1 minute later: Treating yourself is the path to gluttony, the path to sin, the path to indulgence. I don't treat myself.
he brings joy because of his ignorance about things it’s like a child trying his best with limited knowledge to survive in the jungle. Asmon looks like a good friend to have lots of fun. 😊😊😊
If you deglaze at the end with your sauces (maybe balsamic vinigar added) AT THE END you can scrape up the burnt bits from the initial sear AND create a fat for dressing your potatoes at the end. Again, a decent chunk of liquid at the end and cook it down and you don't have the cleaning problem any more and you gain points on the cook job. No new problem, but increased benefit, AND NO NEED TO SOAK PAN OVER NIGHT.
Asmon is on his way of becoming Nurgle's Chosen. I just can't unhear it. Like almost every word fits perfectly. "I can't smell anything. The only thing I can smell is dead animals"
Yeah. Even though I must admit I have already eaten more Wagyu than any half way reasonable human should, but still every week I watch Guga and wish I could try his food once...
Guga’s steaks are quite literally the food of the gods. That man has access to the most premium meat on the planet and he and his crew get to eat it on the regular, cooked to perfection. If Asmon doesn’t take this offer, he’s a madman.
It's only a treat if you don't have it all the time, otherwise it's just a staple food. Someone who has pizza once per year, it's a treat. For Asmon, it's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
As another person who grew up poor, I basically lived off the steaks that Asmon did. Really thin cheap steaks and as long as they were cooked well, they were pretty good. Within the last few months I went with some friends to an extremely expensive restaurant with $100 steaks and ordered - medium rare, and for me it was good steak, but at the price and how much you actually got, I didn't see the big deal of how expensive it was for 1 steak when I could have 50 days worth of steaks, at 1 steak per day Asmon metric for the same price.
This pretty much. I have some friends who love to go to a restaurant to go and eat steak. It's good but not better than my 800gr horsemeat steaks with some mushrooms I can get at at most 1/5 of the price. So why would I go eat out? Because I want to spend over 100 euro on a meal and a few drinks? Fuck no. I'll have my gin tonic and horsemeat steak at home, browsing youtube and/or gaming.
@@videostash413 well yes it's just that my grandfather is a chain smoker and he is still going strong at 103. Never had cancer a bad injury or organ replacement. He only takes walks every day and cooks for himself now that my grandma is gone. The food that he cooks isn't even that healthy. he puts so much fat and salt in stuff for no reason. Point being luck is a huge factor. Probably doesn't better his chances though. :,D
"Everybody else has lost their minds in this world and I'm the only person who has been able to maintain sanity through such a crazy reality" is an epic quote!
I could watch an unlimited number of Asmon reacting to actual cooks/chefs/culinary professionals reacting to Asmon’s $2 steak video. Have you pitched this idea to Netflix yet?
Zack really should figure out a way to branch into cooking content since he’s hilarious trolling his viewers; the tricky part is that the content is inauthentic if he’s just trying random recipes he finds online or in meal kits.
You’d be surprised at what they steal at their own country clubs. I remember having to constantly change the air fresheners because they would grab them out the outlet and put them in their purses lol
@@jeremiahmorris7526 You're right, he doesn't live like a millionaire. That doesn't mean he isn't one though. He lives the way he wants too, and tbh, good for him. 🤷♂
The 2 dollar steak video is an actual masterpiece of content creation. The video itself is genuinely entertaining and the sheer amount of react (and react-react) content is has produced is mind boggling.
The thing is 1 AM to me is typically like "prime fun time" and what's more fun than not only having a blast but doing so with a steak. A good meal and a good time is where it's at.
It’s always so crazy to me hearing what Zach says. He’s a LITERAL Millionaire. But acts like he can’t get things he needs. Act broke stay rich but this man isn’t acting.
He said in a previous video he has no problem dropping money on something if he thinks it's necessary (his example was dropping $20k on replacing and redoing his entire HVAC system when it broke) but he just doesn't see a lot of things as being necessary like some people.
it's pretty simple actually, he just doesn't want to waste time. the time wasted cooking a good food / cleaning doesn't return as much happiness as the time he spent playing games and streaming. Now, most people with money will hire a house maid to take care of their shit, but he also doesn't want someone else come to his (mother's) house, which also understandable and this is the result of those choice he made.
@@ThePaoReturnthe “doesn’t want to waste time” excuse is such a cope. Dude doesn’t wash his sheets, take out the trash when it’s full, or wash dishes for months at a time because taking 10 seconds to wash a dish freaks him out for whatever reason. Taking 10 minutes out of your day to improve your living conditions is the opposite of a “waste of time”; it’s called being a functional grownup who takes care of your shit.
"Just bake 20 potatoes" Baking 20 potatoes, storing them in the fridge, and then microwaving them whenever you want one seems like a lot of work when the end result is still needing to microwave a potato.
see, you don't even come close to being able to reach the parasite levels of the dude in this footage. your brain is unable to comprehend the situation and the options available. if you wanted to go full-blown parasite mode, instead of 2 steaks and say 3 potatoes having to be cooked 3 times a day, you'd cook multiple steaks and potatoes at once. say 18 steaks and 27 potatoes. and then you can eat them however you like. either 2 steaks and 3 potatoes 3 times a day, or 3 steaks and 4.5 potatoes twice a day, or you can even go full parasite mode and eat the full 6 steaks and 9 potatoes once a day at 1AM. and reuse the same plate over and over again for the whole 3 days. so in the end, that's 1 pan cleaning, 1 plate for the steaks, 1 baking dish for the potatoes, and 1 plate that you'll eat from. and just leave everything on the kitchen counter. boom, you just reduced the pan cleaning by 90% from 9 to 1 and plate usage by 75% from 9 to just 2. and you removed the fridge from the equation and reduced microwave usage by 100% since they're already at perfect room temperature. apparently buddy says that he likes jerky, so don't worry he'll have his own homemade jerky. the steak by the end of the second day will be somewhere in between a steak and jerky, and will be well into jerky territory by the third day. just don't go over 3 days otherwise the stuff might start to go bad. although it's a thin ass dried up piece of steak and some potatoes, so nothing that will get you sick. probably even build up resistance over time and eventually be able to go 4 and 5 days without even noticing it. so yeah, you gotta put yourself in the mind of someone that lives like a parasite. how would he do things? how can he maximize the parasite lifestyle?
@@issadraco532 Only reusing a paper plate for 3 days?! Some of us aren't millionaires. I get 3+ months out of my plates when using them for dry things. I bought a package of paper plates before covid, use them every day, and I'm maybe 1/3 of the way through. For a steak or other wet or greasy food, I eat it out of the container it was cooked or sold in. If I cooked steak, I'd eat it straight out of the skillet, wipe it down with a used napkin, and put that sucker back on the stove for next time.
The time spent microwaving it would be much, much less than the time spent microwaving it to cook it, and you could decide not to microwave it at all. Also, if you made the steaks ahead of time too, you could microwave the steaks next to the potatoes
Asmon's steak video is perfect thin line between a real recipe and comedy and those guys are taking it so fckin real that only Asmon's reaction can make it that perfect real comedy again. Bless this content.
This video deserves some sort of award. I do not remember laughing so hard at a video in months or even years 😂😂 . "But the garbage is full" "I can only smell dead animals"
Watching other stuff of his and his reasonableness in other areas I know this sort of stuff is just a gamer bit, but goddamn he sells it really fucking well... probably because it wasn't always a bit, but holy fuck he sells it well.
These guys thrashed asmon's steak, I mean sent it to the shadow realm, and asmon just rolled along with the punches. He laughed at the jokes, bantered, argued, all in a very lighthearted way. W all the way. Jeez, asmon really does deserve all his success.
Today we confirmed (not learned) that Asmon remembers every fire he's ever set, hoards plasticware from his restaurant raids, and can only smell when someone tries to poison him with diet soda along with the decay of those who attempt aforementioned poisoning. The man just oozes with power.
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 🥩 The video discusses a critique of Asmongold's $2 steak cooking method, highlighting humorous observations and cooking techniques. 01:11 🕰️ Asmongold discusses his nocturnal lifestyle, suggesting 1 AM is the prime time for cooking steak due to sleep schedule. 03:53 🍪 Asmongold humorously shares his unconventional diet, emphasizing his love for steaks, potatoes, cookies, Chipotle, and beef jerky. 10:30 🍳 Asmongold demonstrates cooking a steak, explaining his minimalistic approach, ignoring typical culinary norms. 13:19 🔥 Asmongold discusses pan seasoning and rejects traditional methods, highlighting his aversion to additional cleaning. 19:28 🍰 Asmongold shares his perspective on diets, advocating for simplicity and rejecting complex weight-loss methods. 24:14 🏃 Asmongold emphasizes the importance of exercise and a one-meal-a-day steak diet for maintaining a healthy lifestyle. 24:44 🍽️ Asmongold's daily meal consists of thin steak and beef jerky throughout the day. 25:13 🥤 He drinks either Dr Pepper, Pepsi, or lemonade; his taste buds are damaged to the point where lemons don't taste sour. 26:10 🥔 Asmongold's simple meal: thin steak, potato cooked in the microwave, served on a paper plate. 27:54 🍽️ Despite being a cheap steak, he respects it because he cooked it himself with real ingredients. 28:22 🍽️ Asmongold jokingly says he'd eat this steak if he were held hostage; compares it to a prison meal. 29:29 🥩 Asmongold believes his 3.5 out of 10 steak is significant considering its low cost compared to high-quality steaks. 30:57 🤝 Asmongold is aware of Google Foods and is familiar with his content, indicating he keeps an eye on UA-cam trends. Made with HARPA AI
What are you talking about? Asmon is basically a minimalist. Didn't you see the size of the steak he cooked? What glutton would cook such a small steak and be satisfied with it?
I love that he makes a "things that are unhealthy list" and he brings it back in the end. As soon as he heard it he was legit mad that he needed to add it to the list.
Asmon you should do the collab but have them use the same steaks you would cook so that you can see just how good a $2 steak can be when cooked by a pro.
Legend. Just LEGEND. This guy has money, and he doesn’t give 2 fucks about it. He just lives as he did before and doesn’t give a shit. Love it. Hats down to you sir for being a living legend!
Brother let’s cook a steak together!
Love your videos Guga! Asmon eating a guga steak would be life changing for him
Another video where you cook it and try it. gogo
It’s happening!!
COLLAB
YES YES YES!!!!!!
For as cheap of a steak as it is, it isn't bad. I cooked it for my wife and now I'm divorced so this steak saved my life
That steak didnt cost you 2$, it costed you half of your networth.
laughed so hard it took me awhile to hit the thumbs up
You earned my soft exhale from my nostrils
@jonathyngarcia2013 glad I could help lol. Didn't realize how much this blew up til now.
@@onizukapls1488 half of zero is what
I want a Asmon & Guga collab, that would be the best thing since steak even got invented
I might pay to see that... c'mon Asmon, reach out to Guga! 😉👍
imagine asmon eating a Guga Steak - he would change forever
I doubt he Would lol....@@aether1069
Or Joshua Weissman. Aren't they all in Austin?
100% this, let Guga make him a cheap and easy steak he can make daily
and let Guga make the best steak he can for him, to open his eyes to what it could be
The fucking millionaire goes to Chipotle to take their forks instead of buying some. 😂😂😂
"ABC: Always Be Cheating"
He admits to committing credit card shenanigans with his mum to get by 😅
That's how he stays a millionaire
You think people become millionaires by paying for things?
I'm middle class and I also take home handfuls of Chipotle forks... I thought I was the only one 😂
I hate doing dishes but I like keeping my sink clean lol
@@jameshicks12The temptation is real.
I can't believe how much this steak has made. Most famous steak on the internet
$2 steaks making people money for just reactions. thank asmon for that
I can't belive guga reacted to this, amazing.
it is a bit crazy isn't it. This steak is about to be more famous than Ramsey.
Let's just think how much money this steak made with all of the reactions on different channels, mindblowing
Grenades won the roll on perditions blade
The amount of content Asmon has gotten for this $2 steak is unprecedented
He can't keep getting away with this!
No $2 steak has turned over a higher profit
And a four dollar Wischertshire.
@@NathanJ666 At least Asmon gives us a seminar every video instead of just reacting to shit without saying anything lol
1.2 million views insane lol dudes a genius
Love how Asmon can take the jokes and goes along with the videos. Makes it even more enjoyable! Can't wait for the collab!
Lol this reminds me of John gravitate character in that movie where he gets alien powers. HIS BUDDY goes on radio every night and has a terribly dirty house then this lady shows up as his house cleaner. And changes his life.
Laughing at yourself is the best medicine :D
Bro just seeing your name took me back 10 years
what jokes, they are obvis not joking
@@denitosantino2688 Oh man, you need to learn human behavior lol.
"Wash the pans" "NO, where am I gonna sleep?"
I think he was talking about his sheets at that point
I love that Asmon spoke about "why be happy one day when you can be happy every day" and then IMMEDIATELY talked about indulgence and sin lmfao
Because you can be happy with the small things
Resetting tolerance is thr best and it's saves money
What's ironic about that bit, he shows off with 2 sins of his own, Pride and Sloth.
@@BojackHorseman-cq3kcit’s only human to comit a sin!
@@BojackHorseman-cq3kc There is no such thing as "sin". Grow up.
Bro the amount of content people can get out of this single video is incredible, Zack is making gold
That's sounds crazy, but maybe he should make more cook videos. 😂
@@raphaelsouza5302 no so crazy, he mentioned this himself after the $2 pizza one
Why make wine from water when you can make gold from $2 steaks
A video about a $2 steak and a potato.
Then a video savaging it.
Then a video reflecting on the savaging video.
And its all content i enjoy, don't know if that's a good or bad thing.
Asmand puts out an ungodly amount of content. I'm always shocked how he has the energy to give actually go insight and commentary on most of the reaction content.
I want to see Guga cook a killer wagyu for Asmon just to have him go "yeah dude it's not bad but it needs some lemon pepper"
Asmon would have him cook it well done
Asmongrill
@@kwerby3285 wagyu is fine to cook well done it's got enough fat its basically bacon
@@kevindownes9474medium, but yeah more well done than a normal steak you need time for that fat to render
I wanna see Guga eating Asmons steak!
Asmon's astute observations of social and business trends in gaming is phenomenal. Asmon's knowledge of cooking and self care is borederline regarded.
Its amazing to see the juxtaposition of how Asmon has so much wisdom, but also does stuff that is questionable/unhealthy.
...borderline?
Regarded?
I almost spat my coffee out when Asmon said, "What do you mean it comes from the refrigerator" That was gold
honestly it wouldnt matter, the steak is so thin that it reaches room temp in like a second hahahaha
Lol I was laughing and I didn't know if he was serious or not.
😅
You could even say it was "Asmondgold"
@@zach8107 Oh God... where are the ushers to get this guy out of here :P lol
"I do not fear a man that cooks 1000 different steaks 1 time. I fear the man that cooks 1 steak 1000 times." - Kung Fu Steak Master
*who burns 1 steak 1000 times
Mostly b/c he cooked it on a biohazard pan
Its 10000 times.
That quote is from Steak Lee
That would be one well done steak.
"one hot potato is bad enough, that's why they made a game about it."
Take notes... A historical quote was just created.
I laughed at that one bro 😂
That part legit cracked me up.
Brother...when you held up that Windex i laughed to tears 😂😂😂
"one hot potato is bad enough, that's why they made a game out of it" that is an amazing line
His thought process for switching from the microwave to the oven was crazy
"Put it in the refrigerator "
"I can't, becuase the garbage can is full"
This man lives in a completely different world than most of us
Yet he seems to be more liberated
@@Pacifica_909 Do not get caught in the parasocial trap. You are watching *entertainment.*
Asmon on Twitch is a curated persona.
@@Pacifica_909 if you couldn't care less about societys norms, then of course you're going to feel liberated. Now, I think having moldy food in the fridge, dead rats in the house, and dirty dishes in the sink is kinda nasty but it's his house he can do what he wants. If he's happy, good deal, it's not like I'm ever going to go to his house.
@@Kratos-eg7ez dont enable the man lol
That's him thinking ahead ... he's too smart
Asmon : "I'm the only one who's not crazy"
Also Asmon : "I have 20 frying pans"
Buying a new pan is so much better than cleaning
@@sk818factory5thats capitalism for you.
@@sk818factory5I mean, for him it works but not everyone has spare change for a new pan everyday you know 😂
His mum had 20 pans. He just uses the stuff from his mum
I have a pancake pan and mini pancake pan for mini pancakes because sometimes I don’t want to eat a full pancake but I’m thinking about getting an XL pancake pan so I can eat one big pancake instead of two medium pancakes so it feels like I’m eating one pancake.
1am is great time for steak. I go crazy trying new things at these hours.
That steak is so thin it was medium rare before it hit the pan.
Just wanted to let you know that this comment nearly killed me. Never drinking hot tea while scrolling down Asmongold's comment section ever again
I bet it is really really chewy
@@brianv1988I bet it’s not that chewy since it’s so thin, probably easy to chew and get down.
That steak was thinner than the garlic slices Pauly cut up for the prison dinner in Goodfellas, the steak liquified in the pan
The fact that this man is still mining content from the original video almost a year later is genius. Hats off to you my good sir.
the stake that never ends
two weeks is years old?
@@theloots original video says 11 months ago search steak in his videos and you'll see the video that the people reviewing the video are referring too.
@@thelootsget with the program already
"Mining content" is a good, respectable thing? Lul
I absolutely lost my mind when Asmon said "What do you mean? It comes from the refrigerator. The fridge doesn't go to sleep and stop reirrigating the meat."
he was right about that
this entire video is basically 32 mins of r/technicallytrue i was crying for 90% of it
@@RoeShamBoe I'm just now getting a single notification, I had no idea anyone liked this post and only got 1 comment notification from RoeShamBoe (you), but how did I butcher "refigerate" so bad?? Maybe auto correct or something, who knows.
“Why be happy some days of the week, when you can be happy everyday of the week.”
-Asmongold
I grew up eating those 2$ steaks, and I can say they taste exactly how they look. Somewhere between soft homemade jerky and a old belt, but lemon pepper flavored.
Yeah I can never eat that shit again, they literally taste like eating a boot
They were so bad it convinced me I didn't like steak til my early 30s when I tried a filet mingon
Not so bad if you make a steak sandwich out if it.
My mom used to beat the shit out of these steaks to make them edible.
@@dontask3613 Once you taste the good stuff, it's hard to come back down from that lol
They just don't know asmon's steak gives +25 strength and -5 intelligence.
And he eats it every day, so it stacks! 😮
perfect Barbarian gear
but how long does the buff lasts tho?
By eating it and stacking it with dr. Pepper you can reach so far into the negatives you cause an integer overflow and go back to 17892801 intelligence
Isn't it the other way around
Guga should make a steak for Asmon while a Asmon makes a stake for Guga. Would be hilarious to watch
@username172great joke, well done
I feel like Uncle Roger needs to be part of this.
And then Guga will kill Dracula.
What did Guga do to you to deserve this treatment? lol
@@bibsp3556I prefer mine rare
if the pan is a stainless steel pan, you need to pre heat the pan until it smokes. Then, once the pan starts to smoke turn the heat to medium low. give it a minute to cool, and add oil or butter or both. And you should be able to cook in the pan and have minimal clean up.
You don't need to heat it up till it smokes lol, just wait till the water droplets have the leidenfrost effect....which is a lot earlier before the pan starts smoking.
JUST USE GHEE!
Asmongold: I eat ice cream sandwiches every single day because why not be happy everyday?
Asmongold 1 minute later: Treating yourself is the path to gluttony, the path to sin, the path to indulgence. I don't treat myself.
He's a professional troll and he's so good at it.
Also I was not aware thst blue and purple were at the root of all my health issues. Thanks Dr. Bald.
I sincerely hope one day, Gordon Ramsay will spare 30 minutes to react to Asmon's $2 steak. This will genuinely entertain me.
Sounds boring, you seen 10 ramsay video and you've seen them all
@Devilishlybenevolent 10? Wtf man, usually it's; seen one seen them all. At least you gave him a fair shake with 10.
he should cook it as well and eat :D
@Mr_Chode he has a good food and bad food reaction so 2. Maybe 3, he might rip this man's head off this is the worst cooking I've ever seen
@gordonramsay hear that!! :)
As an old old lady, no one can make laugh than Asmondgold. You bring lots of joy!
This one sparks joy
he brings joy because of his ignorance about things it’s like a child trying his best with limited knowledge to survive in the jungle. Asmon looks like a good friend to have lots of fun. 😊😊😊
Awe so wholesome 😊
If you deglaze at the end with your sauces (maybe balsamic vinigar added) AT THE END you can scrape up the burnt bits from the initial sear AND create a fat for dressing your potatoes at the end. Again, a decent chunk of liquid at the end and cook it down and you don't have the cleaning problem any more and you gain points on the cook job. No new problem, but increased benefit, AND NO NEED TO SOAK PAN OVER NIGHT.
Asmon is on his way of becoming Nurgle's Chosen.
I just can't unhear it. Like almost every word fits perfectly.
"I can't smell anything. The only thing I can smell is dead animals"
Ah yes. The lovely gifts from papa Nurgle.
"Everyone in the world is crazy, but me"
TAKE THE OFFER. God, I watch these dudes just kill it on every vid. It’s like being offered to dine in Steak Valhalla.
Yeah. Even though I must admit I have already eaten more Wagyu than any half way reasonable human should, but still every week I watch Guga and wish I could try his food once...
Would be hilarious to watch them make Asmon’s steak, but try to make it fancy without going over budget.
I've been subscribed to Guga since he started his channel both of them and I wish I could get him to make me a steak.
Guga’s steaks are quite literally the food of the gods. That man has access to the most premium meat on the planet and he and his crew get to eat it on the regular, cooked to perfection. If Asmon doesn’t take this offer, he’s a madman.
@@peytonalexander5300 If he does he's a madman, if he eats the best steak on the planet then anything else will be sub optimal
Asmon: “I don’t treat myself”
Also Asmon two minutes before: *“I bought a box of 40 ice cream sandwiches”*
It's only a treat if you don't have it all the time, otherwise it's just a staple food.
Someone who has pizza once per year, it's a treat. For Asmon, it's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
If ice cream sandwiches are an expensive luxury, you really need to get a better job and balance your checkbook better.
@jamescheddar4896cool story bruh
@@tomservo75"treat" doesn't entail its expensive mane.
sounds like a big sized box and he probably bought the cheapest he could find xD
"so you can lay in bed on your phone for 3 hours" this, is the real man talking now.
As another person who grew up poor, I basically lived off the steaks that Asmon did. Really thin cheap steaks and as long as they were cooked well, they were pretty good. Within the last few months I went with some friends to an extremely expensive restaurant with $100 steaks and ordered - medium rare, and for me it was good steak, but at the price and how much you actually got, I didn't see the big deal of how expensive it was for 1 steak when I could have 50 days worth of steaks, at 1 steak per day Asmon metric for the same price.
I don't think people are roasting him on the steak itself but more on his degree of laziness on cleaning. Meat is meat
Justdont be poor wtf
@@demonvictimMeat is not just meat, bro. The cheap stuff is downright nasty and filled with antibiotics.
@@Beyonder69420 JUST buy a house pepega
This pretty much. I have some friends who love to go to a restaurant to go and eat steak. It's good but not better than my 800gr horsemeat steaks with some mushrooms I can get at at most 1/5 of the price. So why would I go eat out? Because I want to spend over 100 euro on a meal and a few drinks? Fuck no. I'll have my gin tonic and horsemeat steak at home, browsing youtube and/or gaming.
Either Asmongold is fantastic at maintaining character, or the man is really an absolute savage.
I would've said that he's playing a character until I watched his house tour
Same....dude needs some serious help@@robertstimmel1100
both, he is both
I need to see Asmon and Chael Sonnen crossover.
It has to he an act. No way does someone so unhinged really exist.
We need a collab immediately. They need to taste the $2 greatness
Lmao this has to be an elegant troll of both parties 😂 so funny
Holy crap. "Asmongold tries a Guga steak" would be the collab we never knew we wanted, but needed. Do it please!
God yes! I hope Joshua is there too!
It could be better, asmon and guga eat eachothers steaks! Asmon cooks his 2 dollar steak for guga, and guga makes like some wagyu A5 for asmon
Agreed
asmongold is one of those guys who will life till 100 and baffle nutritional science for decades.
he had his teeth replaced, tells you how unhealthy he is
@@videostash413 well yes it's just that my grandfather is a chain smoker and he is still going strong at 103. Never had cancer a bad injury or organ replacement. He only takes walks every day and cooks for himself now that my grandma is gone. The food that he cooks isn't even that healthy. he puts so much fat and salt in stuff for no reason. Point being luck is a huge factor. Probably doesn't better his chances though. :,D
@@gilgabro420 Probably not, based on his mom, his genetics aren't indicative of someone who will have an abnormally long lifespan.
He'll die in his 40s unfortunately
@@videostash413 its only because he only drinks soda
The steak of legends. The $2 dollar steak turned millions
It’s “the Jesus picture in the background” for me lmaoo😂💀😂 12:37
Josh, Guga, and Asmon in a 3 way steak cook-off! The world needs this!
YES!
Ofc it's must be a 2$ one
"Everybody else has lost their minds in this world and I'm the only person who has been able to maintain sanity through such a crazy reality" is an epic quote!
This
Strong Anti-Villain energy.
I want to see a collaboration were Asmon cooks a steak with Guga and Guga has to heal for a raid.
"Asmongold is a man's man." Sean Connery. Set of the Rock
I could watch an unlimited number of Asmon reacting to actual cooks/chefs/culinary professionals reacting to Asmon’s $2 steak video. Have you pitched this idea to Netflix yet?
Zack really should figure out a way to branch into cooking content since he’s hilarious trolling his viewers; the tricky part is that the content is inauthentic if he’s just trying random recipes he finds online or in meal kits.
"I fear not the man who has practiced a 1000 moves, I fear the man who has practiced one move 1000 times" Funny as Fuck!!!😂
i fear not the chef who has cooked 1000 steaks, i fear the gamer who has cooked 1 steak 1000 times
I love the concept of a millionaire going to chipotle and stealing plastic forks 😂😂
bro needs to hire a cleaning service 😭
You’d be surprised at what they steal at their own country clubs. I remember having to constantly change the air fresheners because they would grab them out the outlet and put them in their purses lol
I really don't believe ammon gold lives as a millionaire considering the state of his house the guy probably hoards all that money
@@jeremiahmorris7526 You're right, he doesn't live like a millionaire. That doesn't mean he isn't one though. He lives the way he wants too, and tbh, good for him. 🤷♂
How do you think he got to be a millionaire? Generally rich people are smart with money, that's how they got to be rich in the first place.
" I'm not crazy, I feel like I'm the only one who isn't crazy" Is definitely something a crazy person has said before.
The 2 dollar steak video is an actual masterpiece of content creation. The video itself is genuinely entertaining and the sheer amount of react (and react-react) content is has produced is mind boggling.
It gives that old YT vibe where people would just upload random ass videos doing random ass things just for the fuck of it.
Well had some react-react-react too.
That picture…. The father, the son, the holy skillet.
I love seeing people discover Asmon's pure gremolin energy. Their clear befuddlement is delightful.
I think gremlins have higher standards than asmond XD
and I love how people get offended, like its his steak, lmao
He's 100% a goblin
gremlins befuddled watching asmon
Misspell gremlin but nail befuddlement haha love 2024
Gold nailed it in that comment. Why be happy one day of the week when you can be happy All Week
Asmon: "my steak tastes the best"
Also Asmon: "I don't eat any other steaks because I'm afraid I'll like them" 🤣🤣
He would love them, thick steak is like a chewy cake
It checks... as long as he doesn't try any others, his will be truthfully the best...
The Bruce Lee reference was actually a power play move. Well done Chef Asmon 💙
Don't misquote the goat.
"It's 1AM, it's Prime Steak Time" sends me every time 😂😂
The thing is 1 AM to me is typically like "prime fun time" and what's more fun than not only having a blast but doing so with a steak. A good meal and a good time is where it's at.
A microwaved potato is way better than a refrigerated 3 day old baked potato
It’s always so crazy to me hearing what Zach says. He’s a LITERAL Millionaire. But acts like he can’t get things he needs.
Act broke stay rich but this man isn’t acting.
if i had millions i would change nothing lol
He said in a previous video he has no problem dropping money on something if he thinks it's necessary (his example was dropping $20k on replacing and redoing his entire HVAC system when it broke) but he just doesn't see a lot of things as being necessary like some people.
it's pretty simple actually, he just doesn't want to waste time. the time wasted cooking a good food / cleaning doesn't return as much happiness as the time he spent playing games and streaming. Now, most people with money will hire a house maid to take care of their shit, but he also doesn't want someone else come to his (mother's) house, which also understandable and this is the result of those choice he made.
@@ThePaoReturnthe “doesn’t want to waste time” excuse is such a cope. Dude doesn’t wash his sheets, take out the trash when it’s full, or wash dishes for months at a time because taking 10 seconds to wash a dish freaks him out for whatever reason. Taking 10 minutes out of your day to improve your living conditions is the opposite of a “waste of time”; it’s called being a functional grownup who takes care of your shit.
@@conaldeugenepeterson2147 He's also a millionaire so clearly something is working.
"Just bake 20 potatoes"
Baking 20 potatoes, storing them in the fridge, and then microwaving them whenever you want one seems like a lot of work when the end result is still needing to microwave a potato.
Especially with asmon, they would probably stay in the fridge for months
see, you don't even come close to being able to reach the parasite levels of the dude in this footage. your brain is unable to comprehend the situation and the options available.
if you wanted to go full-blown parasite mode, instead of 2 steaks and say 3 potatoes having to be cooked 3 times a day, you'd cook multiple steaks and potatoes at once. say 18 steaks and 27 potatoes. and then you can eat them however you like. either 2 steaks and 3 potatoes 3 times a day, or 3 steaks and 4.5 potatoes twice a day, or you can even go full parasite mode and eat the full 6 steaks and 9 potatoes once a day at 1AM. and reuse the same plate over and over again for the whole 3 days.
so in the end, that's 1 pan cleaning, 1 plate for the steaks, 1 baking dish for the potatoes, and 1 plate that you'll eat from. and just leave everything on the kitchen counter. boom, you just reduced the pan cleaning by 90% from 9 to 1 and plate usage by 75% from 9 to just 2. and you removed the fridge from the equation and reduced microwave usage by 100% since they're already at perfect room temperature. apparently buddy says that he likes jerky, so don't worry he'll have his own homemade jerky. the steak by the end of the second day will be somewhere in between a steak and jerky, and will be well into jerky territory by the third day. just don't go over 3 days otherwise the stuff might start to go bad. although it's a thin ass dried up piece of steak and some potatoes, so nothing that will get you sick. probably even build up resistance over time and eventually be able to go 4 and 5 days without even noticing it.
so yeah, you gotta put yourself in the mind of someone that lives like a parasite. how would he do things? how can he maximize the parasite lifestyle?
However it doesn’t take as long as it’s healthier for you. Something about starch
@@issadraco532 Only reusing a paper plate for 3 days?! Some of us aren't millionaires. I get 3+ months out of my plates when using them for dry things. I bought a package of paper plates before covid, use them every day, and I'm maybe 1/3 of the way through. For a steak or other wet or greasy food, I eat it out of the container it was cooked or sold in. If I cooked steak, I'd eat it straight out of the skillet, wipe it down with a used napkin, and put that sucker back on the stove for next time.
The time spent microwaving it would be much, much less than the time spent microwaving it to cook it, and you could decide not to microwave it at all.
Also, if you made the steaks ahead of time too, you could microwave the steaks next to the potatoes
Can't wait to see the $2 steak vs $200 steak challenge
Just watching this guy break down Asmongold like he is his therapist is gold.
Asmon's steak video is perfect thin line between a real recipe and comedy and those guys are taking it so fckin real that only Asmon's reaction can make it that perfect real comedy again. Bless this content.
yeah, guga at least is tryharding but wanting to keep it 'educative' for his audience, but the other guy just keeps trying to look cool all the time
“What do you mean, it comes from the refrigerator” *eyebrow jump* love it
The crossovers and longevity of this steak video is the gift that keeps on giving. Glad he did these cooking videos!
Asmond just came up with the best quote of all time “why be happy some days of the week, when you can be happy every day of the week” nailed it
Next video recommended by UA-cam:
"Solving Laziness with Asmongold" by Dr.K.
Poetic.
The genius of Zack’s content is its infinite longevity, with any engagement simply becoming a new clip to watch on his show the next day.
I really hope you take them up on their offer, would love to see if your opinion changes, after eating a Guga dry aged
Dry aged steak is fucking disgusting 😂
@@jasonmain6398have you ever tried it
@@jasonmain6398 its literally a mild flavor it physically cannot be "fucking disgusting", specially when the added flavor isnt even bad
@@jasonmain6398 nah
Dry aged steak is one of the biggest scams on earth and that is with counting NFTs and Star Citizen.
I’m dying 😂 “The only thing I can smell is dead animals”
Dude can easily hire people to cook and clean for him yet he continues to live like an ultimate neckbeard
What a fucking legend!
This video deserves some sort of award. I do not remember laughing so hard at a video in months or even years 😂😂 .
"But the garbage is full" "I can only smell dead animals"
Watching other stuff of his and his reasonableness in other areas I know this sort of stuff is just a gamer bit, but goddamn he sells it really fucking well... probably because it wasn't always a bit, but holy fuck he sells it well.
Yes, Asmon has the gamer life satire down perfect. Funniest react vid ever.@@dragonherald
“It’s not like the refrigerator goes to sleep” yeah I also laughed out loud at this video. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
32 minutes of pure unscripted COMEDY, got me rolling from laughing the whole time OMEGALUL
Bro is always worried about saving the most money but also buys a new pan every time he cooks
These guys thrashed asmon's steak, I mean sent it to the shadow realm, and asmon just rolled along with the punches. He laughed at the jokes, bantered, argued, all in a very lighthearted way. W all the way.
Jeez, asmon really does deserve all his success.
This is either brilliant parody or this man needs to be institutionalized
And we'll never know which. Maybe its both.
It's definitely a bit of both haha
this man is a mad genius @@sigigle
@@focal1475 true that haha
Agreed.
"One meal a day. A Steak." Not even Joking that's the Healthiest Advice I've heard from a streamer.
I totally agree. 1 meal a day for most people is all you really need
4:50 “in the sink”
Today we confirmed (not learned) that Asmon remembers every fire he's ever set, hoards plasticware from his restaurant raids, and can only smell when someone tries to poison him with diet soda along with the decay of those who attempt aforementioned poisoning.
The man just oozes with power.
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
00:00 🥩 The video discusses a critique of Asmongold's $2 steak cooking method, highlighting humorous observations and cooking techniques.
01:11 🕰️ Asmongold discusses his nocturnal lifestyle, suggesting 1 AM is the prime time for cooking steak due to sleep schedule.
03:53 🍪 Asmongold humorously shares his unconventional diet, emphasizing his love for steaks, potatoes, cookies, Chipotle, and beef jerky.
10:30 🍳 Asmongold demonstrates cooking a steak, explaining his minimalistic approach, ignoring typical culinary norms.
13:19 🔥 Asmongold discusses pan seasoning and rejects traditional methods, highlighting his aversion to additional cleaning.
19:28 🍰 Asmongold shares his perspective on diets, advocating for simplicity and rejecting complex weight-loss methods.
24:14 🏃 Asmongold emphasizes the importance of exercise and a one-meal-a-day steak diet for maintaining a healthy lifestyle.
24:44 🍽️ Asmongold's daily meal consists of thin steak and beef jerky throughout the day.
25:13 🥤 He drinks either Dr Pepper, Pepsi, or lemonade; his taste buds are damaged to the point where lemons don't taste sour.
26:10 🥔 Asmongold's simple meal: thin steak, potato cooked in the microwave, served on a paper plate.
27:54 🍽️ Despite being a cheap steak, he respects it because he cooked it himself with real ingredients.
28:22 🍽️ Asmongold jokingly says he'd eat this steak if he were held hostage; compares it to a prison meal.
29:29 🥩 Asmongold believes his 3.5 out of 10 steak is significant considering its low cost compared to high-quality steaks.
30:57 🤝 Asmongold is aware of Google Foods and is familiar with his content, indicating he keeps an eye on UA-cam trends.
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Asmon talking about "The path to gluttony and indulgence" as if he didn't pave the road and paint the lines himself 🤣
Well yeah, because that's his road. It's just another tuesday on his own road. When anyone else does it they gotta pay the toll.
What are you talking about? Asmon is basically a minimalist. Didn't you see the size of the steak he cooked? What glutton would cook such a small steak and be satisfied with it?
Asmon is the only person I can comfortably watch his videos that last an hour. Not another person on YT is this good.
This is true, each video is pure gold.
True that
Only Asmon can turn a 9min video into a 32min react.
false
that bottle of windex has never seen any use
I love that he makes a "things that are unhealthy list" and he brings it back in the end. As soon as he heard it he was legit mad that he needed to add it to the list.
20:30 His box of ice cream sandwiches story is my favorite. "Why be happy some days of the week, when you could be happy every day of the week."
he put the pan on the floor like a god damn Sim 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Sugary drinks are fine"
"I took a photo of all my teeth before i got them replaced"
I just want Asmon to be in a Guga video and eat a Guga steak. Life altering experience
Asmon you should do the collab but have them use the same steaks you would cook so that you can see just how good a $2 steak can be when cooked by a pro.
Im not informed enough to decide if it is intentional or accidental, but this guy is a comedy genius.
same
I love that I see this as he explains why only blue and purple artificial flavors are unhealthy
"I'm not crazy everyone else is crazy" the words of a crazy man
This is by far the funniest video I've seen from you lol There was a time I almost got a cramp from laughing.
"I dont pat myself on the back..." opens folder of steak pics
Legend. Just LEGEND. This guy has money, and he doesn’t give 2 fucks about it. He just lives as he did before and doesn’t give a shit. Love it. Hats down to you sir for being a living legend!
Straight up I respect it. It’s shockingly refreshing
He might have to support his father. who lives in a house which is expensive to maintain.
dude, that's not hard, just takes half a ball.
"Everyone else might be crazy, but I'm not crazy"
That's just what a crazy person would say.
Asmons reactions to gugas reactions to asmon are... gold. This was so fucking hilarious and undirectly relatable I laughed out loud repeatedly.
Future of UA-cam: Just reactions to reactions to reactions to reactions to reactions....