Everything Wrong With The Nun In 20 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубліковано 15 кві 2019
- The Nun is the latest in the Conjuring universe of horror films. I think so, at least. I don't know. I already forgot most of this movie. But there were sins. I know that for sure.
Thursday: singalong sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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Director: How much logic do you want to put in this movie?
Also director: Nun.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAH THIS IS A GOOD ONE
Good one XD
Also director:German
NEIN
Groan :D
@@sophiefawcett1661 this joke becomes even better when you realize that at 17:25 there are 9 nuns :P
Director: How many crosses do you want?
The nun: Yes.
Underrated comment👌🏽👌🏽
Yes
A thousand or two thousand?
Yes
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I like to imagine this guy walks into a movie theater with a 30 pencil and 8 notebook like he’s a first-day freshman in a new class.
And how does he get the power to rewind,stop and slow a scene?
@@darthazul2143 he holds the guy at the projector at gun point and makes him rewind and fast forward the scenes
@@username172 my man✊🤣
@@username172 word 😂😂😂
@@username172Okay but now I NEED to see someone animate that
Missed sin: No matter how much blood Sister Irene spat out, there would be a slight amount left in or on her mouth when Frenchie gave her the kiss of life and should have expelled the demon in him, regardless of her being in the water.
THANK YOU
Ikr i felt bad for Maurice :(
THIS ! 👀👀
EXACTLY
late reply, but Sister Irene shouldn't have had any blood in her mouth considering that she was blowing air out through her mouth while valak was choking her underwater😅😂
At this point I'm just watching movies for free
Young Sir Ren Bro facts, that's how i feel exactly lol
Where is the lie !
Same here
Mostly shit movies though, so...
@@Humanlink1 yeah i like his videos i just hate some of the movies he does
Kind of dissapointed there wasnt a bonus sin round for every cross in this movie.
He lost count at 5111221477518 and couldn't be bothered starting over again.
Don't forget the crossword puzzle too 😂
Or crow!
jesus i know he's done shit like read newspapers that is above and beyond
but do you want to make him lose his fucking mind trying to count all the damn crosses
just tack on 200 sins and call it 'close enough'
969like
My question: How did they get Christ's blood? I mean, someone probably had to ask him "Hey, can we put your blood into this snow globe that someone will use a few thousand years later as plot convenience?"
Exactly what I said LMAO
-Also the blood will be in tubes will be in the shape of the device that they will use to torture and kill you.
Jesus: What?
Easy. Attend a communion meal, steal the cup with the wine in it, Jesus blood 🤷🏼♂️😂
I'm a catholic and to answer your questions- a priest can turn wine into christs blood during the communion :) atleast thats what my school nun told me
@@user-mw8er6dp6m Oh ok, thanks for telling me!
3:46
I'm surprised that he didn't sin the license plate for saying Valak, the name of the possessing demon.
It didn't said valak, but the elements in the school did
Loo Dee if u take out the numbers, theres val-ak
Not sinning the plate is a sin in itself!
I was also waiting for that
they do this in like every movie 😭 especially conjuring 2
So many sins for a religious horror movie, there's something ironic in this.
OMG LOL
Bruuuuuh I didn't even notice!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr 😶
Should have called them "Blessings" for this one.
Am I the only one who gets excited at the roasting that’s about happen when a Cinema Sins vid is 20+ minutes long?
Well my response to the 20+ minute sin video is “ohhhhh this is gonna be fun” lol
The VeteranRook i got hyped seeing 20 mins. This film deserves 20 minutes
Not when it's this movie. That feeling wears off about five minutes in when you remember how insanely dull it was.
I was thinking the shorter the video the less sins. I was proved wrong. Now I just watch and when I’m not laughing I count all the sins taken off and add them at the end
I’ve wasted/savored so many hours watching this guy. My roommate once asked me what tf I’m watching that keeps dinging like that.
Nun of this movie makes sense
underrated comment
Boo
I see what you did there.
🤣
Thanks for the quotation marks might not have got it otherwise
The scariest part of horror movies isn’t the demons, death, or jump scares
It’s the lighting
the atmosphere, you mean?
MC King • I agree, when I watch scary movies, I always turn down the volume because of the dramatic loud bangs of sound affects. They scare the shit out of me, and the jump scares are also scary when the volume is high. That’s why my volume is just hearable but nothing higher. Or I might have a heart attack.🤧😭😅
⚡️⚡️. AAAAAH
MC King I agree but it can still be scary with the dead silence
And sound
The darkest chapter of the conjuring universe. Yeah, it was dark alright.
I couldn’t see shit.
- 10 sins for making me laugh
Omigod SAME
Literally had NO IDEA what was happening 80% of the time lol
Floofi UwU Chan same!!
@Diego Vasquez Wait Valak is real?
@Diego Vasquez Does he really look like that?
12:17 If I had to sleep there you bet your ass I'm sleeping with my shoes on. I'm not running for my life barefoot so I can be disabled by running on broken glass etc.
Mar Rus true that
@@Dawn-qi5er iiiiU9I9ZI9Z00S
Mar Rus 10/10 plan m8
That's a very good point. -1 sin
John Mclain: "Am I a joke to you"
This is the one guy a demon/ghost would never possess
GOD メメ HYPER they wouldn’t dare all they’ll be thinking about are all the sins of movies and then when the demon does something in the back of the demons mind they just hear “COME ON DO SOMETHING SCARY ALREADY MOTHERF*KER STOP PLAYING WITH TOYS”
It is always the main characters
They would try but he would sin them so bad they just fucking quit man
😅😂😂
The fact that the actress who played Sister Victoria also played Ramsay's psycho girlfriend on GAME OF THRONES made her death much easier to take.
You guys noticed that the licence plate on the truck spells out VA-LAK?
I saw that too
what time?
@@goldylocks1932 3:46
Sander thanks
That happened in the Conjuring 2 like throughout the whole movie in random ass places
Thanks cinemasins now whenever I watch a movie I be like "that's gonna be on cinemasins" or "that's a sin" OR "DING"
TheDjyoungmoney same man
I do "roll credits" during tv shows all the time.
@@stryph42 and do anybody else time how long it takes the movie to start "55 seconds of $%&#ing logos"
Welcome to the club 😭😂😂
He's got me counting the seconds of logos when I watch movies now 😂
"What if the need to get to the hospital or something? It's not like they can just hail a cab."
No, Jeremy.
They HAIL MARY.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Good one!
Yes! Good one!
HAHHAHA
may god forgive you for that sin you call a joke
Insert rim shot here
15:55 "Nuns on the Run", that broke me 😂😂😂
Imagine in the jump scare part the nun takes off like a mask and it’s flashback Mary (James Charles) screaming *HI SISTERS*
Tea Time
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That'd be awesome
Why did I actually imagine it 😂😂😂 and trust me it was scary af. 😂😂😂
This comment aged like fine wine.
I’ll run, *_bye sister_*
THEN I would have a heart attack now James Charles is scary
Because of Cinemasins every time I hear the movie say its title I say “Roll Credits”
i've started doing it with TV shows and books as well
@@user-xy4di3pd2m Lol reading Harry Potter must be a nightmare xD
@@kinkinibhattacharya8183 it probably would if I reread them now
frank alec same😔
same
One more sin - Lighting a lighter when you are burried alive is the biggest mistake there can ever be. You have limited oxygen in the casket which can last you about 5 minutes and the fire will exhaust that in no time.
Countered by the fact that it has a bell with an easily-pulled string. Meaning a path for the string is also a path for air.
11:40 - Considering Valak just told Lorraine it's name just because she asked it, we can tell that this nun has an history of providing information for people to beat him. Just like those psychos who wants to get caught.
Its her vision not valak saying it
Suicidal demons smh
Valac
*"We have no other choice."*
*"Except you TOTALLY do."*
*DING*
No, they didnt because they had to lock the evil and seal it
Or run away from the town and live happily in shame😑
*DING*
You forgot to mention how that if that underground place wasn’t used in years, WHO LIT ALL OF THE CANDLES AND HOW ARE THEY STILL BURNING
The demon
Demonic things. That should be the least of your worries if you're planning to watch a religious horror movie.
@@misterminutes4504 Yeah, it should instead be to make up sub-sub-sub-genres of horror movies and then try and fail to use them as excuses for terrible scripts. LMAO
@@Thy_Boss You got it! 😃
I love his "No face nun" little sing along.🕷️🦷🖤🤍
*I honestly slept so many times during this movie, they could’ve made an awesome story for the nun. Her story and why her soul can’t rest and how she died instead of this,the movie cover made me think that the white nun is her and the the ghost is her soul after she died*
Don’t you get it by now you can’t show how the nun died or why she can’t rest she’s never been a human she’s a demon of snakes from hell that’s why she’s always saying “inhuman” sprit 💀💀🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@jaya-ky4no "dont you get it by now" this comment was made 2 years ago, im pretty sure they BEEN got it. and since they cant show why or how he died, i wanna know his journey to escaping hell or if Satan just sent him there and was like"hey go do some mildly spooky shit in a convent" (not saying he died and went to hell, i know he was never a human). anything better than these (mostly ) cliche and shitty jumpscares and the 1 and a half hour of him staring at his supposed-to-be victims and doing nothing meaningful.
Director: a few crosses around should be enough
Set builder: say no more
Watched it drunk, real good comedy.
MrPavelOK 😂😂😂👌🏼
The movie is a complete disappointment
Unfortunately I did.
I died of laughter to much
Damn son thats cold
"Make sure you bring your things. Can't pray without your things."😂 I laughed so hard.
The way he says “the nun” killed me at 6:51😂😂😂
i was trying to find if someone else picked up on it😂😭
emoxsenta it’s so freaking funny 😂
6:48
Jump scares in these movies are essentially the horror movie equivalent of junk food.
Or fart jokes
No they aren’t
No, because unlike jumpscares, junk food is actually good.
@@jtown2317 True, true.
No it’s more like if comedians tickled their audience and claimed they were funny
The thing that scared me most was how well you can sing
*Well
DonT yA coMe
16:51
Chris Cornell would be proud.
Almost 666 likes
I still can't forget that comment:
"The Naan"
You know, the crossword thing could have been really cool if the demon had used it to communicate with them. Like, the words could start spelling out threatening messages or ask for their souls straight-out the way they never do.
“Ooh, ringy bell!” Probably my favourite CinemaSins line EVER 😂😂
I cant disagree with that
"Seriously, Marilyn Manson not suing for likeness rights was a missed opportunity for all of us." 😂😂😂
“This is what happens not too long after your vows of celibacy”
That.
Was absolutely perfect ! 😂
"jeepers creepers" "tiptoe through the tulips"
I understood that reference
I have to note that in 1952, Romania was under the tight control of the USSR. There is no way the Bolsheviks, during the Cold War, would have let two agents of the Vatican simply go somewhere in their territory, at least not without supervision.
Eldaxerus Kalocraw and the official state religion was atheism, so the KGB would be all over some random Vatican officials trying to learn about a string of deaths in a CLOSED COUNTRY that, like North Korea, revealed nothing that was going on inside of it. In fact, how would the Vatican even find out?! I doubt the Party would approve that as the reputation of the USSR (especially under Stalin) most definitely would not be allowed to be tainted.
@@Jon-su5my Indeed. Stalin was still alive at this point in time, and he despised the Vatican, so it doesn't make any sense. The Soviet officials would have either covered this case up and pretended that nothing was wrong, or sent the army to burn everything to the ground, just to make sure.
But no way they would have let the Vatican get involved into it.
I am from former Czechoslovakia and I was wondering that too, there is no way they would be just let in without a LOT of questions and tight supervision... but most likely endtry would be denied
@@AndrejBk Honestly, the Vatican shouldn't even have heard of it in the first place. It means that someone managed either to somehow contact the Vatican despite the Soviets tight control over all means of communications, or actually managed to go all the way from Romania to the Vatican despite the Iron Curtain. Nothing makes sense.
@@eldaxeruskalocraw4213 Here it wouldn't even be possible in the first place, because in 1950 we had Akciu K and R (kláštory a rehoľníčky - men and women monasteries), all men monasteries were closed and only women ones left were those where they worked as nurses in hospitals, so in 1952 there were almost no monasteries left in Czechoslovakia
Did anyone else notice that the number plate of the truck that drives of the the luggage literally says VALAK on it? 03:47 6- VA-01LAK XD
Lmao I literally came looking for this comment, I noticed it straight away
It's also all over The Conjuring 2
YAS. And the periodic table said ALAK
Stuart Schöltz omg yes I was ab to comment ab it but decided to peep the comments to see if anyone else noticed first 😂
Yes *69th like*
„Rumor has it that the evil can now do 665 squats! One more and we‘re f*ucked“
You should have given 6 sins for each time that the visual hints to Valak's name appears thru the video. The periodic table in the classroom and two chairs shaped as a V with Valak being spelt going upwards, the license plate spelling Valak with the numbers removed, etc
Movie: has a single logo in the intro.
Cinema Sins: you dare oppose me mortal?
69th like.
“Rumour has it that evil can do 665 squats!One more and we’re fucked!”
I-This is by far the best jokes I have seen on CinemaSins-
I almost died when he said that. I don’t think I’ve every laughed as hard at one of his jokes
I personally don't think the spirits of all the already dead nuns that Irene met and talked to was visions created by Valak, I think it was her own visions/the spirits of the dead nuns showing themselves to her to help her out. As you said why would Valak help her along the way to defeat her (him? her? it?). Of course I don't know for shure since I didn't create this movie but I'd like to think that :)
Two tings
1: If Frenchie was the target then why couldn’t have Valak possessed him earlier, maybe would’ve been a cool twist to find out that he was possessed the whole time
2: I think this movie would have been better in the prologue setting, with all the nuns praying for their life in Romania and trying to seal away the evil, could’ve been cool character development to see them all argue which fucking one of them was doing all the fuckery, only to find out it’s actually none of them or something. I don’t study like film or anything, just would’ve been a bit more interesting in my opinion
That would have been wayyyy cooler
what do you mean by "Frenchie" was the target? All of them were targets, valak simply needs to get out of the abbey. But I guess to possess them, it has to weaken them with fear first.
"The thing is my father used to be a Nun."
"No he wasn't Baldrick."
"Yes he was! When the Judge would ask him his occupation he would say 'None.'"
Samuel Leis I don’t think guys can be nuns I think they will be called monks for friars
Samuel Leis black adder? 🤣watched it the other day in history
😅😅😅😅😅😅 Blackadder fans unite
"First name?"
"Sod off"
"What?"
"When I used to play in the gutter, I'd say 'Hi, I'm Baldrick', and the other snipes would say, 'Yes we know, sod off Baldrick'."
Samuel Leis wow 😪😂
I think you mean The Conjuring part 40
The conjuring of a nun named Annabelle!
Ugh...
Jeremy has the best, most imaginative, and most savage burns of anyone on UA-cam.
The Nuns: theres evil in this place
James Charles: Bye sisters-
I've been waiting so long for this cinema sins you are the best!
chaotic black bow haha Same. This movie was terrible
Isn’t this a reupload?
"It's a Certificate of Authenticity signed by Jehovah himself!"
I'm done 😂👌
12:53 "Rumor has it that the evil can now do 665 squats! One more and we're f@cked!" Best line ever lmao
7 letter word, starting with L "Postman's charge" is "Letters." "Deliveries" is in the wrong place, wrong clue, wrong spelling, starts with different letter, and as you pointed out: is a different puzzle altogether.
Goddamn demons Always pick the jazz channel.
I just...haha.
This is so much more fun than watching the actual movie! 😂
One of the funniest reviews they made! :D
Yea cuz this movie is beyond awful lol. The conjuring universe is a large steaming pile of horse and baby shit.
@@Dead_ham conjuring 2 was apparently good
I was scared while watching the nun but after analyzing the scary scenes i understood that they made no sense and didnt have any consequence like the nun had so many changes hurtingnthem but she just sit there this movie sucks
@@hq3802 The conjuring 2 is great.
That’s not saying much, this movie sucks
I’ll sit next to Cinema Sins to not be scared of this movie but to laugh
9:50 this had me laughing pretty hard😂😂😂
When youre too scared to watch the movie alone so you watch the Movie Sin instead.
“Tag! You’re it!”
😂😂😂
I love this channel so much
I thank CinemaSins for curing my fear of horror movies because of their sins.
When the nun always appear, I will always think of Emperor Palpatine saying Unlimited Power!
"No face nun....won't you come and sneak up on Irene" is my new jam 16:50-17:03
Also in the catholic tradition, every priest can bless wine and it is believed to literally become the blood of jesus. Transubstantiation, no need for a key at all.
Honestly, that would've been cooler. Just throw a glass of port in the Nun's face and watch her scream, "I'm mellllting!".
Something you missed: Frenchy who lives in Romania and is French-Canadian talks to strangers in English automatically before even knowing where they are from. And on a door in a remote Romanian castle it says "Deliveries" in English. Hope the sisters understood what they were writing.
"Rumor has it the evil can now do 665 squats. One more and we're f*cked!" 😅😅😅
Catholic school. 13 elements on the wall. 13. THIRTEEN.
Come on, am I the only one who recognizes the irony?
I don't get it
@@rame-eunoiameraki1188 13 is considered an unlucky or even cursed number....and they are in a church...
@@vladdracul1916 thank you
wow.
That church be cursed! Someone call the director of this movie, we need so many crosses, kids can't sleep in their beds without one cross poking their body!
It's science not Catholic ... Americans
You know how many people got scare in this movie
NUN
okay, this is hilarious XD
that fucking guy ayoo 💀
that fucking guy one ... me ... mamma raised a pussy
Oof
Nice one
As a Jehovah's Witness, that "Certificate of Authenticity" bit cracked me up. Thank you for that.
"Rumour has it that the evil can do 665 squats. One more and were Fu*cked"
This line had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
"Frenchie Ex Machina, in one of the ex-machina-iest ex machinas ever machinaed." I think I'm going to put that one my grave.
I love watching cinemasins, especially when it's a horror movie, because it is way less scary when you see all the glaring flaws of the movie
Got that right
True I still kind of can’t watch these at night 😅
Well i think it depends on which horror movie you even mean.
"Yeah pretty much half of this movie is carrying luggage"
The Last Light: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*
You are the best! I laughed so much about this. Made my day. I love people who pay attention to movies. Also I loved that I knew all the references to other characters or movies you made. Makes me feel like I belong at least to one group of people. The Cinema Nerds.
My entire theater was cracking jokes during this movie
They missed the sin of an upside down cross not being an evil thing its the symbol of St. Peter, who felt he wasn't worthy to die the same way Jesus did. so why would a demon even use that. when there is a satanic cross/symbol
Unfortunately Hollywood never does any research
You and Black rose are completely oblivious
@@joshuawillis602 explain?
The upside down cross is obviously meant to mock and weaken their faith. It’s a demon.
@@joshuawillis602 Buddy, I don't know what makes you think you're so damn smart, calling OP "oblivious." Do 30 seconds of research and you'll see that @RubberBand was right.
Oh and don't use words like "obviously" to prove your point. It makes you look stupid.
11:54 It was Irene’s gift that helped her see the lost souls. It’s not always clear bruh, to distinguish between one world or the other when you have a gift and you don’t explore and know it that well. Have you never seen the 6th sense? Sometimes ghost don’t know they’re gone. To ppl with these gifts, they don’t always know they’re not talking to regular human beings, because they are as vivid as them.
10:04 Discount Brad Dourif had me laughing
An hour and thirty-six minutes I can never get back, but twenty minutes of cinemasins joy.
"I'm Been Seeing A lot Of Scary Shit! But I'm Not Seeing To Much Of THE NUN!" Lmaoooo He's Greattt😂😂😂
The physiological warfare the nun chose to use on the priest is a ever changing crossword puzzle
Singing No Face Nun is just the funniest
My biggest sin was that the nun was pretty creepy when we were not up close, but by the end of it, like after the water scene, I actually started laughing cause she did NOT look scary AT ALL
Yeah, she looked better in "The conjuring 2".
I kept seeing Jared Leto's Joker.
You notice that the trucks registration plate is Va-81lak, take out 81 and it says Valak!!!
Fun fact: I watch this film with my friends in a Night time journey with our school, And when it's time to eat, we got jumpscared
19:45 and 20:02 I had to watch several times, my sides were splitting. Genius. Lol
Wait Romania is mostly Orthodox not Catholic. Also wasn't Romania behind the Iron curtain in 1952?
killerbee256 really shows how Hollywood does about 2 minutes of research before trying to make a religious-based film
Kinda ironic because there is zero science and research behind religion itself
Diablotry when did I say anything about science? I was referring to the filmmakers not properly researching the doctrine and structure of Catholicism, which they were making a movie about. Who hurt you?
@@TwiggyShei Who hurt you? That clearly hit a nerve. Also, you didn't have to mention science because I did. Religion has no evidence supporting it (aka research)
Diablotry Okay. Why did you feel the need to bring that up in the first place, though? I was making a comment about film directors and their failure to base their movie about Catholicism in actual Catholic beliefs. And while yes, there is no direct evidence supporting the existence of God, there also is no way to disprove His existence either. That’s why it’s called “faith”, as all religion is a belief rather than something that is known as a fact.
In any case, from your sudden accusatory stance in response to a lighthearted criticism of this film, I was under the impression that something had left you embittered towards organized religion as a whole. If I was mistaken, I apologize. But please show respect towards the beliefs of others even if they don’t coincide with your own. Have a happy Easter.
Went to this film with a couple of friends while completely drunk, we actually had an amazing time😂
Let's hope you weren't too obnoxious though
Everything is better with booze!
3:46 Huh. Never saw that the letters of the truck's plate spell 'Valak'. Neat!
@CinemaSins I love these videos! You guys remind me of Mystery Science Theater 3000. You guys are badass!
3:01 for those who dont know you can actually see the name VALAK here with the periodic table and two chairs that make a V
3:49 you can see it again on the license plate.
Your welcome for your first like
Noticed too
The nun who commit suicide in the beginning is Ramsay Bolton's crazy girlfriend in Game of Thrones
Miranda was hot
She did say she trained to be a septa
I normally always hit the “like” button on all of cinema sins but when he started singing the remix of Black Hole Sun, I lost it! Great work! Immediately hit that “like” just for that!
When father says “there have been cases of bodies sitting up not long after death” I’m pretty it takes longer for body’s to get to the state of decomposition that the body was at so it’s pretty doubtful that the nun died anytime soon
Why are religious movies so generic and predictable?
Being religious doesn't make it scarier its so over done its stupid and cringy
Mood
And there is the "this is a real story you dumbfuck" label in the start XD
The reason that it doesn't work is because these people don't understand religion or these things would actually have religious connotations rather than made-up nonsense. The Catholic church is freaking nightmare fuel
Totally agree!
@@blufox9000 conjuring did a decent job with Christianity but this movie was just horrible at it
'No face nun, won't you come...' LOVED this one.
That was when I hit the like button.
Love your videos bro, could you do one for The Haunting?
I just realised it's really funny that the deliveries room from a convent in ROMANIA has "deliveries" in English written at the door