Jimmy Carr | You Can Joke About Anything

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  • @farkasmactavish
    @farkasmactavish Рік тому +72361

    You can joke about anything. You just need the right delivery.
    Except abortion jokes, which by definition have no delivery.

  • @uncleverremarksguy
    @uncleverremarksguy Рік тому +7100

    Carr: you can joke about anything
    Also Carr: sorry, we only have sex jokes in stock today

    • @nisargshukla
      @nisargshukla Рік тому +12

      So true😂

    • @gideonretzlaff9573
      @gideonretzlaff9573 Рік тому +14

      The most triggering jokes that exist for the most people😂

    • @uncleverremarksguy
      @uncleverremarksguy Рік тому +91

      @@gideonretzlaff9573 i believe the most triggering are the racist and homophobic jokes

    • @el1theguy962
      @el1theguy962 Рік тому +67

      @@uncleverremarksguy which are the most funny ones

    • @Hjh826
      @Hjh826 Рік тому +15

      @@uncleverremarksguy homophobia is only seen that way online. Ive never had a person call me out on gay jokes irl, not even techers.

  • @ethondomusic4533
    @ethondomusic4533 Рік тому +11395

    "Let's see if you guys can handle my jokes"
    *Just jokes about sex like every comedian ever*

    • @sws212
      @sws212 Рік тому +6

      Blame the uploader for clipping the horny jokes.

    • @thomasboi2255
      @thomasboi2255 Рік тому

      mf took 3 jokes from google and put them here

    • @lordofdestruction9351
      @lordofdestruction9351 Рік тому

      what is he gonna talk about? murder? people dying?

    • @thomasboi2255
      @thomasboi2255 Рік тому +34

      @@lordofdestruction9351 anything that isnt sex, works

    • @waroftheworlds2008
      @waroftheworlds2008 Рік тому +266

      Robin William had a couple good Holocaust jokes.

  • @monkesteel7008
    @monkesteel7008 Рік тому +7996

    This man looking around like the cancel culture gang is going to get his ass like Scooby Doo

    • @AllenTax
      @AllenTax Рік тому +54

      Scooby couldn't save him escape.

    • @Gingenuity
      @Gingenuity Рік тому

      The far right is ruining everything.

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend Рік тому +170

      Cancel culture over what? These were tame as fuck

    • @rexz2525
      @rexz2525 Рік тому +137

      @@Fridge_Fiend people get offended over pronouns

    • @LotusEli
      @LotusEli Рік тому +113

      @@rexz2525 wanting to be respected isn't being offended, when you deny someone basic human decency, it's belittling and of course someone's going to not like you for it. If it's your right not to show respect, it's their right not to give it back. It's not a one way street.

  • @smiledespite
    @smiledespite Рік тому +12861

    And u just have to diversify ur friends so u can joke about different stuff with different peoples

    • @kgkkoyog7684
      @kgkkoyog7684 Рік тому +10

      People*

    • @Nick.M
      @Nick.M Рік тому +7

      Well my friend group is definitely diverse

    • @Septicshites
      @Septicshites Рік тому +50

      @@Nick.M aye bro mine to we’re all fucked in the head when it comes to dark jokes

    • @trippiechris1852
      @trippiechris1852 Рік тому

      Or just dont give a fuck and stick with the people that can laugh about anything. Im not gonna joke on eggshells with someone who isnt gonna be my friend if I say something they dont like. Fuck yourself to that person

    • @anthonymansour5774
      @anthonymansour5774 Рік тому +9

      @@kgkkoyog7684 peoples can be correct as well

  • @shaddymate2736
    @shaddymate2736 Рік тому +458

    "top 100 jokes to tell at your friend's party or at school"

  • @GtsAntoni1
    @GtsAntoni1 Рік тому +303

    Wow. This was *very* tame for Jimmy. My man fears the cancel culture, evidently.

    • @hunterlurvey698
      @hunterlurvey698 Рік тому

      Holy fuck you guys treat cancle culture like its the boogie man. The entire joke was that they were crude and inappropriate, what did you want him to do? Just start screaming the N word?

    • @QuestNation3221
      @QuestNation3221 4 місяці тому +4

      No not all. Live he is still brutal as fuck. He has to tone it down for Americans, as they don’t understand British humour.

  • @matyasofinvention6304
    @matyasofinvention6304 Рік тому +4719

    This is so tame. I was read to laugh at some offensive as shit stuff. But all he did was make the same generic sex jokes I've heard for years.

    • @dizzyx7
      @dizzyx7 Рік тому +317

      While I don’t know this particular performance, his usual bit is to gradually increase to gauge the audience, one minute isn’t enough

    • @MSubero20
      @MSubero20 Рік тому +122

      This one is in a show with many comedians presented by Bill Burr. The show was fairly good, the audience was just bland af.
      Jimmy just gave a tiny bit to slightly test the audience

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide Рік тому +31

      @@MSubero20 The show was god awful.

    • @MSubero20
      @MSubero20 Рік тому +12

      @@Arcanecide I think it was way better than the audience made it. They gave a lot of effort applauding before and after the bits but they weren't listening to shit.
      I mean, it was a lot of crap compared to great shows but the bumping mics part and the songs at the end were good to watch, no viral shit, but decent.
      And some of the lesser known comedians didn't bomb so bad to get such bland reaction.

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide Рік тому +21

      @@MSubero20 Yeah the Ross/Attel section wasn't the worst. Burrs opening was alright too. But Michelle Wolf was awful, the woman after her was even worse. Jimmy Carr did 10 minutes of "Michal Jackson is a pedo" jokes that would have been funny 15 years ago I suppose. Overall, an extremely lackluster show. Also, blaming the audience for a comedians unfunny jokes isn't really an optimal criticism.

  • @wasntwas
    @wasntwas Рік тому +923

    I thought there was gonna be a little racism.

    • @shituniverse1
      @shituniverse1 Рік тому +15

      Right?

    • @hawkmandude8059
      @hawkmandude8059 Рік тому +106

      Or like, any spice. This stuff is quite bland and ever since his special, hos jokes are just kinda bleh

    • @trackerjacker0
      @trackerjacker0 Рік тому +1

      He doesn't do that anymore

    • @RezidueWithaZ
      @RezidueWithaZ Рік тому +19

      @@hawkmandude8059 cant really do it anymore sadly, even with who he is and the comedy he does people are dumb nowadays and will target him for it, comedy will die out slowly

    • @flash4901
      @flash4901 Рік тому +16

      Why do u need a racist joke? Lol

  • @ronalddg9369
    @ronalddg9369 Рік тому +2388

    So to test if you can joke about anything with an audience, you have to tell increasingly mild jokes about one topic exclusively?

    • @nathanellison385
      @nathanellison385 Рік тому +8

      Yes

    • @puneethvenkatrao332
      @puneethvenkatrao332 Рік тому +110

      He used to be relentless before this pc sht

    • @SirGala-fh9xg
      @SirGala-fh9xg Рік тому +60

      To be fair that was just a short clip, I dearly hope it got more offensive

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide Рік тому

      @@SirGala-fh9xg I've watched this routine. All of his jokes after this were Michael Jackson pedo jokes. Shit that would have been funny 15 years ago

    • @chair6703
      @chair6703 Рік тому +1

      @@puneethvenkatrao332 dont think its anything to do with that

  • @Fridge_Fiend
    @Fridge_Fiend Рік тому +217

    "You can joke about anything"
    Proceeds to joke exclusivley about sex

  • @SomeDumbRandomUser
    @SomeDumbRandomUser Рік тому +37

    "We put that to the test!"
    *most tame jokes from him ever*

  • @osteoture241
    @osteoture241 Рік тому +75

    I’ll never forget what he said about this part. “You get them ready for a knockout, then you take a nap yourself.”

    • @AllenTax
      @AllenTax Рік тому

      Nap....oh I thought you said snap.😅

  • @adeho789
    @adeho789 11 місяців тому +5

    His uncle taught him, my aunt taught me. 😂 Thank you Melinda!!!

  • @RapDap2333
    @RapDap2333 Рік тому +2

    I love with every joke he made the audiance got quieter

  • @michaelkeaton5394
    @michaelkeaton5394 Рік тому +20

    "You can joke about everything but not with everyone"
    French folks: i've seen this before...

  • @Foxikaze
    @Foxikaze Рік тому +354

    Jimmy must of lost his edge. I remember watching some of his older stuff and he was hilarious.

    • @matrixuss
      @matrixuss Рік тому +41

      I agree with you, he used to be hilarious, I didn’t even smile watching this clip

    • @pizzataco7768
      @pizzataco7768 Рік тому +6

      @@matrixuss same 😕

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Рік тому +6

      This might be him just starting his set, idk

    • @justinrutlidge7367
      @justinrutlidge7367 Рік тому +28

      This is from Bill Burr’s special type show on Netflix, he only does like 5 minutes, in front of an American audience, he probably picked the “safer” jokes.

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide Рік тому

      @@oz_jones The rest of this routine was made up of tired old Michael Jackson pedo jokes. It was bad, trust me.

  • @miffedcuttlefish6139
    @miffedcuttlefish6139 Рік тому +3

    Jimmy Carr is by far one of the funniest comedians Britains got. Hands down.

  • @yummowickersham7746
    @yummowickersham7746 Рік тому +5

    These are some of the most tame jokes I’ve heard in a while

  • @micro11.
    @micro11. Рік тому +12

    "We'll put that to the test"
    "I really hate bla-"

    • @loliabuzer
      @loliabuzer Рік тому

      I really hate blasphemy too... Porcodio 😭💀

    • @Luftmysza.
      @Luftmysza. Рік тому

      *BONKED*

    • @markbaker5599
      @markbaker5599 Рік тому

      "Have you ever noticed that......"

  • @t_t_bb
    @t_t_bb Рік тому +43

    He always looks confused about the crowd laughing

    • @spencer6072
      @spencer6072 Рік тому +14

      Its because hes still confused on how he has got this far as a comedian

  • @justoriantal
    @justoriantal Рік тому +249

    None of these jokes were funny💀 it's like he went to a dark jokes subreddit and grabbed the most upvoted posts

    • @fichthe
      @fichthe Рік тому +3

      Subjective. You don’t find them funny. I found like 1 of them funny. Someone else might have found all of them funny.

    • @justoriantal
      @justoriantal Рік тому +32

      @@fichthe I mean yeah of course but if you laughed at all of these then I'm gonna say you have a horrible sense of humor. They're just old jokes that I feel like I saw online in middle school. Not shit you'd say onstage as a professional comedian

    • @trackerjacker0
      @trackerjacker0 Рік тому +1

      I agree

    • @Foxikaze
      @Foxikaze Рік тому +3

      Try watching his older stuff. He used to be absolutely relentless, but I'm guessing he's toned down his humour because of the PC crap

    • @cryxlz
      @cryxlz Рік тому

      @@Foxikaze no you are literally seeing a tiny part of a show, get the fuck outta here with ur bs

  • @davidmichael3189
    @davidmichael3189 Рік тому +2

    Completely Unbeatable. Classic JC

  • @shadowraptors1132
    @shadowraptors1132 4 місяці тому

    I love that he just tells jokes and that it. He's like a joke book. I love him.

  • @STUFF-bd9hp
    @STUFF-bd9hp Рік тому +544

    He doesn’t even make actual jokes lmao I stg I could find these jokes on a list of dirty jokes on the internet

    • @farkasmactavish
      @farkasmactavish Рік тому +13

      Define "actual joke".

    • @yeetwchybaban
      @yeetwchybaban Рік тому +1

      okay

    • @freddyfootstomps6557
      @freddyfootstomps6557 Рік тому +15

      if you can it’s because he wrote them…

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Рік тому +6

      @@freddyfootstomps6557 Or because they're incredibly mid like him

    • @luccianoblock5127
      @luccianoblock5127 Рік тому +2

      He delivers it good thays how comedy is and he doesn't joke like that all the time he just said let's put this to the test so that's why he speaks like a list

  • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
    @BisexualPlagueDoctor Рік тому +11

    The background “C’MON” was fuckin gold

  • @Imagayartist
    @Imagayartist Рік тому +1

    Why did the amount of people laughing lowering with every joke crack me up more than the jokes themselves? 🤣

  • @loismohan6
    @loismohan6 11 місяців тому

    I'm cracking up! Love this guy!

  • @Knoxsinn
    @Knoxsinn Рік тому +14

    You can joke about anything, just make it funny.
    Mission failed.

  • @jarde1989
    @jarde1989 Рік тому +4

    That one guy laughing hard AF 😂😂😂

  • @SallySockPuppet
    @SallySockPuppet Місяць тому

    This man is the best of us!!!

  • @JG-vh1xc
    @JG-vh1xc Рік тому +1

    That little head tilt and cheeky smile

  • @thewrastler
    @thewrastler Рік тому +27

    He is so impressed with himself

  • @flargarbason1740
    @flargarbason1740 Рік тому +14

    You know cancel culture has taken over when a comedian is trying to make “offensive” jokes without touching anything about race, gender, or dark humor.

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 Рік тому +3

      Idk
      He did use term "girl" and "woman"
      Some would find such words offensive in 2022 so 👀

    • @leruxking1575
      @leruxking1575 Рік тому

      @@jarskil8862 yeah just like you little boy find being called a beta offensive

    • @ruse_d_news
      @ruse_d_news Рік тому

      So having sex with your uncle when you're a child isn't dark? Good to know.

    • @loliabuzer
      @loliabuzer Рік тому

      @@jarskil8862 coming from a male? Absolutely. 90% of what a man could possibly say is offensive

  • @ragebuck5154
    @ragebuck5154 Рік тому

    Every one of those had me dying

  • @Ogrematic
    @Ogrematic Рік тому

    I love this guy. He really pushes it.

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 Рік тому +3

    When did Jimmy Carr get so old? I swear he was like 32 in 2019 now he’s like 58

  • @ianleonard3264
    @ianleonard3264 Рік тому +7

    “Dark humor is like food
    Not everyone gets it”

  • @namesdontmatter6313
    @namesdontmatter6313 Рік тому +1

    This shit here is why i love this man

    • @TheBeanis8
      @TheBeanis8 Рік тому +2

      For barely offensive stale jokes? Maybe the bar has just been pushed too far now because these were nothing. Felt like he was trying too hard tbh, but of course that's just my opinion.

  • @charlottehernandez8803
    @charlottehernandez8803 Рік тому

    I love this man! Yes, he can really push it.

  • @user-zi8lg5qu1h
    @user-zi8lg5qu1h Рік тому +3

    The farmacy one deserves the whole place laughing

    • @honestgabe.
      @honestgabe. Рік тому

      I didn't get it though. What's a "farmacy?"

  • @_xxpegasusxx_7204
    @_xxpegasusxx_7204 Рік тому +6

    "You can joke about anything", proceeds to tell 3 consecutive sex related jokes
    how original

  • @_underdemeciated_
    @_underdemeciated_ Рік тому +1

    The light looks behind look eye's watching him as if he's a puppet in a show. And in the intro when he says "lest put that to the test" he looked like a malfunctioning puppet/robot.

  • @zinc_ave
    @zinc_ave Рік тому +1

    Love the random yellow highlights

  • @CRAZYSCOTSMAN666
    @CRAZYSCOTSMAN666 Рік тому +15

    Ever since Jimmy changed his hair he just doesn't seem right lol

  • @VNXUNI
    @VNXUNI Рік тому +8

    😂😂

  • @Hurkes
    @Hurkes Рік тому

    Didn't stop at the third, went straight for the 4th. ❤️‍🔥😂

  • @nasis18
    @nasis18 Рік тому +1

    Jimmy Carr is fucking brutal 😂

  • @thetaagenshow9549
    @thetaagenshow9549 Рік тому +9

    Is this guy’s definition of edgy just sex jokes? Kinda lame.

    • @emalaw1329
      @emalaw1329 Рік тому +1

      Not really, he's capable of saying some pretty deranged stuff (see the roast of Pete Davidson), but I agree his joke picks for testing out the audience were a bit weak, given the buildup

    • @ruse_d_news
      @ruse_d_news Рік тому

      This is just a segment the poster took. There are more.

    • @Cherry-pu4mx
      @Cherry-pu4mx Рік тому

      He made 4 jokes with the last joke being setup by the previous 3 jokes. Lighten up taagen

  • @ElRey_Congo
    @ElRey_Congo Рік тому +4

    Should stick with the bit about blm… now that’s a joke

  • @barontetteh
    @barontetteh Рік тому

    Jimmy Carr is just funny 😂😂

  • @oliverodendahl6582
    @oliverodendahl6582 Рік тому

    That one guys laugh 😂
    “HA HA HA HAAAAAAaaaaaa….”

  • @indianagavin
    @indianagavin Рік тому +4

    I mean I get what he's trying to do but I didn't find any of those jokes particularly funny

  • @thechad1760
    @thechad1760 Рік тому +4

    Does anyone think this dude's funny ?

    • @rileymannion5301
      @rileymannion5301 Рік тому +7

      This is how his act works, he starts out shitty then works his way up through the show, trust me this is literally the first 4 jokes

    • @sofiaguerrero0969
      @sofiaguerrero0969 Рік тому +3

      He’s amazing. this isn’t his natural flow. He’s just doing the basics right now and then he gets the audience more involved as he goes on

  • @johnpiper2884
    @johnpiper2884 Рік тому

    That last one was clutch

  • @aimist8099
    @aimist8099 Рік тому

    His voice is so smooth ... I didnt expect that voice on him

  • @BestTreadCarefully
    @BestTreadCarefully Рік тому +8

    I'm absolutely appalled that you have the AUDACITY to stand up there on that stage right there, and not tell ONE, SINGLE joke about why Great Danes are BY FAR divorced middle aged women's most adopted breed!! And you call yourself a comedian?!.....
    POPPYCOCK!!
    or, in this case,
    PUPPYCOCK!!
    See! it's unavoidable, really.

  • @_Uno_Cinco_
    @_Uno_Cinco_ Рік тому

    Jimmys are always funny XD

  • @adamance_company
    @adamance_company Рік тому

    This guy is comedy gold

  • @thealienlife
    @thealienlife Рік тому +1

    This guy is LITERALLY dollar store Jim Carrey. He's jimmy car

  • @lorienjohnson9721
    @lorienjohnson9721 11 місяців тому

    when i seen his show he told these same jokes, it was hilarious since the crowd i was with was howling laughing

  • @nicolebrady4203
    @nicolebrady4203 Рік тому

    Fuckn love you 💜 Jimmy Carr 😍
    You always make me laugh and I love 💕 ur laugh it's great
    Was so excited last night as my late bday gift I got to see you live
    So thank you 🙏

  • @BFlynn-tl9pg
    @BFlynn-tl9pg Рік тому

    Omg, Jimmy's slaying it.

  • @MrSuspicious0
    @MrSuspicious0 Рік тому

    This special was fucking amazing. We got his dark material for Christmas, supernature not too long ago, and then this masterpiece from bull burr, fantastic

  • @epicgamer2485
    @epicgamer2485 Рік тому

    HE hadn't started joking with the bike😂

  • @CertifiedWisconsinite
    @CertifiedWisconsinite Рік тому

    That last one was perfect

  • @This6Isnt6Real6
    @This6Isnt6Real6 Рік тому

    Jimmy Carr is an amazing stand up comedian.

  • @najibullahkhan348
    @najibullahkhan348 Рік тому

    Last one was dope😛

  • @degrassi420
    @degrassi420 Рік тому

    that one guy really liked that second joke

  • @deepfried_hobo3652
    @deepfried_hobo3652 Рік тому

    I spit my drink out on the uncle one😂

  • @sethlouden2529
    @sethlouden2529 Рік тому

    Jimmy's comedy is perfect for shorts

  • @vahagngrigorian454
    @vahagngrigorian454 Рік тому

    Every situation has some humor in it.

  • @videogamehighlights4209
    @videogamehighlights4209 Рік тому

    the uncle one caught me off guard and i laughed so hard

  • @mdooms76
    @mdooms76 Рік тому

    Everytime I see him I keep waiting for him to do a magic trick. Lol

  • @theandroidsentbycyberlife5215

    I like how after a joke he just looked around, worried

  • @salimullah6383
    @salimullah6383 Рік тому

    Last one😂😂✌🏻

  • @Chisuto21
    @Chisuto21 3 місяці тому

    He might be the only one that can make a dad joke actually hit

  • @ghostofanant
    @ghostofanant Рік тому

    Him looking around just like
    *oh God are they gonna do anything*

  • @chrisvaughan2462
    @chrisvaughan2462 2 місяці тому

    I was asked to leave the pharmacy 😂😂😂

  • @Noremorse1782
    @Noremorse1782 Рік тому

    Homie went dark and I love it lmfaoooo

  • @oliver-04
    @oliver-04 Рік тому +1

    The second joke was really good

    • @oliver-04
      @oliver-04 4 місяці тому

      a year later and i still agree

  • @danirai8989
    @danirai8989 Рік тому

    the last one 💀

  • @pascal4302
    @pascal4302 Рік тому

    I love this guy

  • @MAkweem
    @MAkweem Рік тому

    The more I watch it, the more I understand LMAO

  • @jasonmoore9526
    @jasonmoore9526 Рік тому

    What got me was the guy laughing his head off after the sex joke and then the ha that he does right when it goes quiet

  • @sleepyboii4159
    @sleepyboii4159 Рік тому

    Gosh, he looked so young back then!

  • @Heartless_.d2
    @Heartless_.d2 Рік тому

    He is right u can joke about anything but only with the right ppl

  • @manon8600
    @manon8600 Рік тому

    Oh I’ve never seen him without slicked back hair! I like this shorter style

  • @devonqi
    @devonqi Рік тому

    In higher states of love i find there is a very fine line of things one can laugh at without feeling bad after.
    Dive into this fine line. And one finds an infinite and absolute amount of justified humor

  • @howlingcommandose
    @howlingcommandose Рік тому +2

    This is letting the audience decide the punch line. Like an open ended statement.

  • @stormy_4789
    @stormy_4789 Рік тому +2

    "We'll put that to the test"
    Me: Sure, can't be that ba.. Oh my god.

  • @juststop23
    @juststop23 Рік тому

    He's finally aging out of his Goosebumps puppet phase

  • @joshchristopher4639
    @joshchristopher4639 Рік тому

    I have got to see Jimmy in person.

  • @jnny855
    @jnny855 Рік тому

    That went from sweet home to Alabama real quick

  • @DN-ps4bn
    @DN-ps4bn Рік тому

    That foo in the crowd….. hahahaHAAAAASASS

  • @iancuspinera1160
    @iancuspinera1160 Рік тому

    Anthony Jeselnik is the master of dark humor. You never know where his jokes are going, his punch lines are unpredictable and funny as shit

  • @cursedvan
    @cursedvan Рік тому

    Lol the last one

  • @weirdo24-7
    @weirdo24-7 Рік тому

    Jimmy eyeing that side piece. Lol

  • @Exo_Tyrannus
    @Exo_Tyrannus Рік тому

    This was extremely tame compared to what he normally does

  • @anchors2860
    @anchors2860 Рік тому

    As soon as he said the first one I heard police sirens on my street lmao