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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @anonymousstrangeness7348
    @anonymousstrangeness7348 2 роки тому +311

    Jimmy Carr is a crazy man ---and we wouldn't have it any other way 😂 👍

  • @Gashnaw
    @Gashnaw Рік тому +37

    Okay that "You may have whispered it but just picked up an echo"
    THAT was savage.

  • @MbisonBalrog
    @MbisonBalrog 2 роки тому +203

    I hope no scandals ever come out bout Jimmy and that he a great dude in real life.

    • @prollins6443
      @prollins6443 Рік тому +23

      There was a tax scandal, but he got over it

    • @mavlnt
      @mavlnt Рік тому +32

      @@prollins6443eh, that doesn’t really make you a bad person though. at least he isn’t touching children LOL

    • @JamifyYT
      @JamifyYT Рік тому

      So does he!

    • @rossi180
      @rossi180 Рік тому +2

      He just thanked us for watching the video I think he’s ok

    • @Shebznfn
      @Shebznfn 9 місяців тому +9

      Besides a couple of jokes that might have pushed the unspoken rules of comedy, he really hasnt done anything horrible in his actions, just a clever man who loves to experiment with jokes and isnt scared to fail

  • @robsmithracing
    @robsmithracing 2 роки тому +155

    The clip with the guy asleep who says he’s a footballer is called Stephen Farrell.
    He’s now in management with the club and still gets a ribbing over this. 😂

  • @heathstory9655
    @heathstory9655 2 роки тому +72

    Love this dude! His interaction with the audience is so good

  • @angrytedtalks
    @angrytedtalks 2 роки тому +191

    I can imagine Jimmy as a dinner guest. I would either choke to death laughing or go hungry to avoid showering everyone with my mouth contents giggling.

  • @Tht1Gy
    @Tht1Gy 2 роки тому +21

    From The States: Always love Jimmy!!!

  • @lateramae
    @lateramae Рік тому +20

    The Viagra bit with the kid in the green shirt got me. That was hilarious!

    • @electrify9878
      @electrify9878 5 місяців тому +1

      Sounds so wrong out of context

  • @cerealkiller7734
    @cerealkiller7734 Рік тому +20

    I was having a terrible day and this made me laugh. Thanks Jimmy.

  • @IlikeSpicyNoodles
    @IlikeSpicyNoodles 2 роки тому +68

    Now this is the Jimmy I expect with every video.

  • @AussieSusan1
    @AussieSusan1 2 роки тому +31

    Thank you for making me laugh of course and keeping the algorithm happy. 🤣 🤣 Australia 🇦🇺 ❣🌟

  • @triniraper
    @triniraper 9 місяців тому +3

    my face is hurting with laughter

  • @SailingCapellaC
    @SailingCapellaC 2 роки тому +40

    saw you live in montreal, love your performances jimmy!

  • @HardlyQuinn
    @HardlyQuinn 2 роки тому +139

    OK why is the name "mongo" beeped out? They do know its the name of a character he is quoting who speaks in the third person right? I also love how THATS the offensive part 😆 🤣

    • @samgarrod4781
      @samgarrod4781 2 роки тому

      But it isn't though.

    • @ralfjansen9118
      @ralfjansen9118 2 роки тому +9

      Mongo could be offensive for disabled people with down syndrome... Well, with all his cussing I would not care but in some areas of the world this is considered inappropriate.

    • @samgarrod4781
      @samgarrod4781 2 роки тому +1

      @@ralfjansen9118 Not here. 👊👍❤

    • @danieln9226
      @danieln9226 2 роки тому +14

      @@ralfjansen9118 bruh if the "offensive words" need to be bleeped, Jimmy wouldn't have a career.

    • @ralfjansen9118
      @ralfjansen9118 2 роки тому

      @@danieln9226 I agree, and that is what I mean with "with all his cussing". I just answered the question.

  • @SevenDeMagnus
    @SevenDeMagnus Рік тому +4

    Tough job but they are the masters.
    God bless.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +23

    He's gonna have to pay that tenner now.

  • @hermanmunster714
    @hermanmunster714 Місяць тому +1

    Would love to see JC host the anemic Oscars and really have fun with the Hollyweird swells.

  • @DariusSarrafi
    @DariusSarrafi 2 роки тому +24

    You are the funniest comedian I've ever seen/heard. And I've seen everything Robin Williams, George Carlin, and Richard Pryor have done!

  • @electrix10
    @electrix10 2 роки тому +9

    This guy is gold! Diamant even, so fucking funny

    • @DrDeusExMachina
      @DrDeusExMachina Рік тому

      You mean Dynamite? Perhaps you should learn to read and write before you go willy nolly about the internet

    • @ddity-ub7hc
      @ddity-ub7hc Рік тому

      @@DrDeusExMachinaI think he meant diamond buddy

  • @Benjijjj
    @Benjijjj 2 роки тому +2

    Parents always love me as a dinner guest

  • @final_mile_music9713
    @final_mile_music9713 2 роки тому +13

    When Jimmy looked like Jimmy.

  • @stereoroid
    @stereoroid 2 роки тому +24

    “Mongo” is not offensive if you’ve seen Blazing Saddles.

  • @gasser5001
    @gasser5001 4 місяці тому

    His ability to riff with the crowd is insane.

  • @Maya_Pinion
    @Maya_Pinion 2 роки тому +8

    As long as *it* hits the sides,dude, you're 👍 good....

  • @BleedeRHUN
    @BleedeRHUN Рік тому +1

    Jimmy Carr is Sheldon, if he were interested in comedy and dark humour instead of physics

  • @chrisvaughan2462
    @chrisvaughan2462 2 роки тому +4

    5:17 couple of Ed Sheerans there…

  • @zippydingding5558
    @zippydingding5558 2 роки тому

    Fantastic job

  • @benny3449
    @benny3449 Рік тому

    The thumbnail should have been Jimmy savage !

  • @-KillaWatt-
    @-KillaWatt- 4 місяці тому

    I can't determine if those were the best parents or the worst but I'm leaning towards the former.

  • @nicholasmartin297
    @nicholasmartin297 Рік тому +1

    Why was the word “Mungo” bleeped out at 3:43 ?

  • @jamiemcknight8598
    @jamiemcknight8598 2 роки тому +4

    Would Canada allow him? I'm laughing my ass off..

    • @billmunroe889
      @billmunroe889 Рік тому

      He's coming to Victoria or Vancouver in the spring

  • @paulnolan4971
    @paulnolan4971 2 роки тому +5

    Probably seen all these but ya know.

  • @weirdunclebob
    @weirdunclebob 2 роки тому +7

    9:48 I've heard him tell this joke a few times in this actual show but never noticed that he said it wrong! Should've been mantlepiece not fireplace, of course. I've never understood the comparison, really, as I like seeing a pretty face when I'm with a woman! lol Ah, memories... :P

    • @weirdunclebob
      @weirdunclebob 2 роки тому

      @@waynepantry7023 Nope, weirdunclebob doesn't slide that way! Ladies only 😁

  • @dappernapper
    @dappernapper 3 місяці тому

    Damn, I forget sometimes how fast he is.

  • @thisistherealshabi
    @thisistherealshabi 2 роки тому

    Love you ❤

  • @freddiemarino5367
    @freddiemarino5367 6 місяців тому +1

    His skinny version, very much scared me 😮😢

  • @tombackhus7212
    @tombackhus7212 2 роки тому +2

    i remember hearing these on... oh yeah..some random page 3 years ago. great work Jimmy

    • @deeznuts3186
      @deeznuts3186 2 роки тому +3

      bro these shows are like 10 years old the jokes are his own lmao

  • @simonrodgers8902
    @simonrodgers8902 2 роки тому +1

    How can Julio be a gay when he's sitting next to a stunner?

  • @nutter789
    @nutter789 2 роки тому +2

    Enjoy your riches, you deserve them ❤❤❤❤

  • @umpalumpa3660
    @umpalumpa3660 Рік тому

    nice

  • @Swenser
    @Swenser 2 роки тому +2

    Please be on skit stage with Roger Federer.

  • @Dadecorban
    @Dadecorban Рік тому +1

    It's going to turn out that Jimmy was gay....and some of you are going to be like "Huh, didn't see it"

  • @JoshNieporte
    @JoshNieporte 2 роки тому +2

    Jamaica!

  • @avianokke2281
    @avianokke2281 2 роки тому +3

    its not water its a Bo'ohw'o'wo'er

  • @HouseSanity
    @HouseSanity Рік тому +1

    What's a coche?

  • @nextari
    @nextari 2 роки тому +1

    What is strand-ra football club?

  • @Dewi-H
    @Dewi-H 2 роки тому +7

    Did they censor the word "mundo"?

  • @yeltsin6817
    @yeltsin6817 Рік тому

    He is coming to Hamilton Ontario in April. Taking my wife. She has no idea what she’s in for

  • @R00KIEo87
    @R00KIEo87 Рік тому +1

    Unlock I never controlling safe system oh it's water you probably heard of it then they make a suggestion of crowd people laughing expect to Lap with them making sense of humour jokes putting sense of humour inside of a person to make their laugh smile and giggle

  • @leucidius
    @leucidius 2 роки тому +3

    Can someone explain the “sorry it’s quite possible you just whispered that and it picked up an echo” lmao I’m dumb af

    • @jcbanbury
      @jcbanbury 2 роки тому +1

      Seriously??? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

    • @mattbaxter1469
      @mattbaxter1469 2 роки тому

      He's insinuating that she has a loose vagina 😂

    • @sweetnuthin
      @sweetnuthin Рік тому

      comparing her vagina to a cave i think

  • @fredjerik6592
    @fredjerik6592 2 роки тому

    he still alive

  • @yanzo-the-captain
    @yanzo-the-captain 2 роки тому +1

    i fucking love you Jimmy if you could cure cancer like you cure depression the world would be great

  • @jetplayer77
    @jetplayer77 2 роки тому

    Did they really bleep out Mongo no lie? Smh

  • @jankompos2330
    @jankompos2330 2 роки тому +1

    WHERE I WORK WE HAVE COMEDY AMATUERS ,WITH SOME COACHING THEY CAN BECOME PROFESSIONALS

  • @michaelpostolan8155
    @michaelpostolan8155 2 роки тому +1

    jimmy carr whose he?

  • @babisbabinos7463
    @babisbabinos7463 2 роки тому +1

    his beleve in covit19 xaxaxxaxxaxaxaxa

  • @Thedrysurrealbloke
    @Thedrysurrealbloke Рік тому

    Lol

  • @jsc3417
    @jsc3417 2 роки тому +1

    he lost a lot of weight.

  • @FunLovingCriminal_JB
    @FunLovingCriminal_JB 2 роки тому +12

    I didn't read the leaflet in my packet of Viagra.. Unfortunately I rubbed my eyes after handling it and it made me look hard for hours.. 😏

  • @SevenDeMagnus
    @SevenDeMagnus Рік тому

    LOL

  • @eustachetraista3456
    @eustachetraista3456 Рік тому +1

    Wtf an 14 old kid is doing there ffs ?

  • @engineeringvision9507
    @engineeringvision9507 2 роки тому +5

    The Scottish guy at the start is a plant for sure as he has made heckles in earlier videos. Actually I suspect they are all plants ;)

  • @pavanlulla
    @pavanlulla 2 місяці тому

    Plastic surgery is too risky, even in 2024.

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 2 роки тому

    lmfao Jimmy is funny NOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • @maxxxe2u
    @maxxxe2u 10 місяців тому

    😈👍🏴‍☠

  • @chriselliott726
    @chriselliott726 Рік тому

    Does he make me laugh, yes. Does some of his material seem out of place in 2022, I think so.

  • @Bela66699
    @Bela66699 2 роки тому +2

    I don't get British jokes

    • @hootboon5323
      @hootboon5323 Рік тому

      they are quick witted and word play is halarious

  • @andysimmons1842
    @andysimmons1842 2 роки тому

    Jimmy, please send me money so I can get a cool hairline like you. 😊😊😊

  • @chris-vn6sw
    @chris-vn6sw 2 роки тому +2

    Is he wearing eyeliner ? 🤔🤔

    • @eigenstate9611
      @eigenstate9611 2 роки тому

      Maybe.. it’s common for people on stage to wear eye shadow and eye liner because of the stage lighting. I’ve never been to a play or musical where the actors weren’t wearing eye liner.

    • @jeffreydenger-huff7613
      @jeffreydenger-huff7613 2 роки тому +1

      Whenever you see ANY entertainer in a movie or on TV, they all have makeup on. Stage lights make the performers faces look washed out. It's necessary.

  • @christophe2570
    @christophe2570 2 роки тому

    Should I really laugh....this is some dark stuff...

  • @neilsaxton109
    @neilsaxton109 2 роки тому

    Is Jimmy Carr not well.
    He looks like he's lost a lot of weight at the end

  • @roystonrubble7103
    @roystonrubble7103 2 роки тому

    Gonna steal anymore of George Carlins bits?

    • @TC_83
      @TC_83 6 місяців тому

      Example?

    • @roystonrubble7103
      @roystonrubble7103 6 місяців тому

      @@TC_83 his famous "7 words" bit

    • @TC_83
      @TC_83 6 місяців тому

      @@roystonrubble7103 Great bit… where did Jimmy do it?

  • @saad12ification
    @saad12ification 2 роки тому +1

    This guy is simply not funny

    • @TC_83
      @TC_83 6 місяців тому +1

      Yet here you are